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Fri December 09, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you looking for a nice aftermarket part for your mom's Kia?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brexit benefits aren't just limited to blue passports and happy British fish; banks are now free to crash the economy again
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Thu December 08, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
DOJ to the American's banking criminals: "Please tell us about all the crimes you've committed because we have no idea what we're doing"
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
WWE's Sasha Banks is turning Japanese, I think she's turning Japanese, I really think so
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
One the one hand, we may get legal pot via the banking bill being tacked on. On the other hand, Ginni Thomas' involvement in 1/6 would essentially be deemed state secrets, and on the third hand, we're tacking on unrelated crap to pay the military
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Alex Jones owes $1.5bn and declared bankruptcy. So how is Infowars still running?"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida burglars attempt bank robbery. Sir, this is a Wendy's
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Nvidia Blogs)
 
 
 
"This is your automated banking assistant. We have enabled AI to oversee every aspect of your banking account, from deposits to withdrawals. Your information is safe with us. Nothing can go wrong *click* ...go wrong... *click*...go wrong"
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boris Becker to be released just 8 months into his 2-1/2 year sentence for multi-million-pound bankruptcy fraud and deported to Germany. Sounds about white
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Patch)
 
 
 
Drive-thru at TD Bank was poorly designed, with all those windows, counters, desks, and bushes in the way
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you happen to find the $65 trillion in missing U.S. Dollar debt, please contact Chairman Jay Powell so he can set it on fire before anyone finds out
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sam Bankman-Fried faces decades in prison for committing the one crime America still prosecutes: stealing from rich people
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The next thing going the way of the buggy whip and the typewriter: Safe deposit boxes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The next thing going the way of the buggy whip and the typewriter: Safe deposit boxes
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Sat December 03, 2022
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank is going on AutoPilot this week, so just about any song I've played this year is fair game for the AP to select during the 3 hours starting at 8PM ET. How many Sir Elton songs will be played?
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Fri December 02, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
35% of Millionaires are terrified they won't have enough to retire. Meanwhile, for the rest of us. Cat food is buy 6 get 1 free at Walmart this week
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alex Jones is now officially financially bankrupt, in addition to ethically and morally
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
FBI arrests strawman for multiple bank robberies
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Thu December 01, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Austin Goolsbee named Chicago Fed President. You may remember him from such titles as "Economist who helped Obama Save America"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"There is no try, only do" is no excuse, Bankman-Fried
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That the Swiss have only frozen $8bil of the estimated $150+bil of Russian cash in their banks is just cuckoo. OTOH at least they're not Belgians. Belgians are dicks
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Tue November 29, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"It's burning up my bank account to have sex with my masseuse and I want it but wish iat were free. What do?' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
They fixed the glitch
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
They fixed the glitch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CEO of Barclays Bank reports he has cancer, record profits
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
At this point, just put "files for bankruptcy" at the end of every Crypto firm on the planet
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
After thunderstorms passed through, it was unseasonably warm Sunday at TIAA Bank Field. Apparently, a little too warm for Jaguars mascot Jaxson de Ville. Hilarity ensues
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Sun November 27, 2022
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian man buys 10 unit Tesla powerbank. Tag is for how well it works
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Sat November 26, 2022
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) starts with songs whose title begins with 'O', then this week's Birthday Hour. In the Superman Hour, Jimmy Olsen and Mary Hennig are about to meet their doom at the hands of counterfeiters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest thing that Gen Z is killing? Big banks. But the smartest people are using credit unions instead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest thing that Gen Z is killing? Big banks. But the smartest people are using credit unions instead
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Harvard Ph.D. candidate convincingly demonstrates that he is not fit to be a Harvard Ph.D. candidate
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you live in the UK, today you'll find out if you were one of 70,000 people involved in the country's biggest scam
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today we're thankful for the three offerings from the NFL. The Bills take on the Lions in their favorite place to play. Giants try to keep up with the Cowboys and the Vikings attempt to re-group against the Pats. GOBBLE GOBBLE Kickoff at 12:30 PM ET
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Wed November 23, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If CitiGroup dies, the kids aren't getting jack because they failed to leave a proper will
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Genesis calls in restructuring expert in its fight to avoid bankruptcy. I thought they had broken up a long time ago
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Man who claims to have inspired heist movie "The Town" decides to try inspiring more heist movies
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
That screeching longhaired guy in the green shirt at the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors meeting? He just appeared with Alex Jones and said robots are trying to control humanity. Thanks for letting us know, Kari Lake
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Let's check in on anti-woke banking startup GloriFi. Hint: Candace Owens is a co-founder and spokesperson
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Mon November 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dave's dead, dude
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
What point was that? (Mug shot checks out)
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Sat November 19, 2022
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank for Thanksgiving (8PM ET) brings you songs about food & food-adjacent substances, then to the Birthday Hour and the Superman story "Counterfeit Money" continues. The show will end with a Thanksgiving staple
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Martha's Vineyard Times)
 
 
 
No man is an island. And no smart man robs a bank on an island
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
News: bankruptcy consultant says "FTX was the worst case of corporate failure that he had seen". Fark: consultant also handled Enron
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Tue November 15, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
What can Brown do for you? Kick America's biggest banks in the balls on your behalf
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
The site of the ill-fated Fyre Festival is now being developed as a settlement for cryptocurrency millionaires. Zardoz is pleased
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Do Clarence and Ginni Thomas share bank accounts?
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Mon November 14, 2022
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
2 out of 3 in two hours isn't bad - unless you're doing bank robberies
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(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
Bank of America double-downgrades Hasbro stock because it just makes too much Magic
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(Some Guy)
 
Hero
 
Rotisserie-chicken eater uses his oddly-specific powers for good, inviting his 44,000 Twitter followers to another event in which they donate to local food banks so that other people can eat... well, anything
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Michael Lewis, author of Moneyball and The Big Short, has spent the past 6 months hanging out with FTX's Sam Bankman-Fried for his next book
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon cracks open the Starlink piggy bank to keep the lights on at Twitter
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sam Bankman-Fried tried to help buy Twitter because of course he did
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Sat November 12, 2022
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
We're up to songs beginning with the letter "N" on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET), then this week's Birthday Hour and the Superman story "Counterfeit Money" continues, Jimmy Olsen is facing at least 5 years in the federal pen, will Lois Lane join him?
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Banksy 'found' wandering around war zone, unveils new artwork on destroyed building in Ukraine
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
News: FTX founder lost his fortune this week, net worth now $1. Fark: FTX declared bankruptcy less than 24 hours ago. Ultra Fark: Now "hackers" have drained hundreds of millions of dollars from FTX, and FTX app updates install malware
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Fri November 11, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Everyone wants to go bankless until they get punched in the face, and after they get punched in the face they say, 'Hold on, where are the regulators?'" Borthwick said. When you step outside the protection of the FDIC you get no protection
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Thu November 10, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter loses another two more execs this afternoon, the Head of Safety and Head of Ad Sales. Also, Musk tells employees that there's definitely the possibility of bankruptcy
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(KWTX Waco)
 
 
 
Texas towns that voted to decriminalize marijuana may be challenged in court. "We have to figure out what the next steps are because we've never had anything on our ballot that directly contradicts state law"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Citigroup and Barclays aren't having any of your rookie numbers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 260 of WW3: Orcs order troop withdrawal from Dnipro River bank as Ukraine forces advance on Kherson. Top US general said Russia and Ukraine each likely have 100,000 troops killed or wounded in the war. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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Wed November 09, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Homer Simpson has an opportunity to bankrupt NASA
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Mon November 07, 2022
(NECN Boston)
 
Hero
 
Watch basketball game, save drowning guy, get some sleep, have a healthy breakfast, take your SATs... wait, rewind
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looks like the lettuce outlived Liz Truss' bank card, too
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Sat November 05, 2022
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
It's the first show of November, Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) features songs that peaked on the Billboard Hot 100 this month, this week's Birthday Hour and the conclusion of the Superman story "The Dead Voice" and the start of "Counterfeit Money"
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Fri November 04, 2022
(Euractiv)
 
 
 
Russia signals retreat from Kherson west bank. Ukraine to solicit advice from Admiral Ackbar
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What Bank of England says: "Sell your stocks because we're going to crush them." What traders hear: "BUY BUY BUY"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bank of England finally notices that the Tories have been in charge this whole time
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Thu November 03, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
BoE decides The Fed can't have all the fun and raises its benchmark rate 75 basis points
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Wed November 02, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo mortgage staff bracing for layoffs as they realize there's no way they can write enough fake unqualified loans to keep their jorbs
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo mortgage staff bracing for layoffs as they realize there's no way they can write enough fake unqualified loans to keep their jorbs
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Washington For Sale Football Team
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Mon October 31, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
In 2005, Sen. Joe Biden voted for a bankruptcy bill that made it nearly impossible to discharge student loans in bankruptcy. Today, he takes a gigantic step towards redeeming himself
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Sat October 29, 2022
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
A little different Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EDT). Starting right in with the Birthday Corner, continuing Superman's 'The Dead Voice' then the annual replay of 1938's The War of the Worlds with Orson Welles
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Fri October 28, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
With the average mortgage payment rising from $1,400 to $2,300 in a few months, it seems people are not too keen to buy houses right now
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
How Elon financed buying Twitter - turns out God was also in for a $bil
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Tue October 25, 2022
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Rishi Sunak wants to save Britain with Britcoin
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bank error in your disfavor, lose $80,000
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Mon October 24, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Credit Suisse to pay $234M to settle French tax fraud case. *reads article* These guys are about as crooked as Deutsche Bank on a coke bender
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Sun October 23, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons has the moral high ground
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you bought a home but the strangers there refuse to leave?
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Sat October 22, 2022
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) starts with "M" songs, this week's Birthday Hour Plus Size, followed by the continuation of the Superman story "The Dead Voice" where we get one version of Dick Grayson's origins
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Home prices could fall 20% in the next year. Banks shrug and recall that heads they win, tails the rest of us lose
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Anyone else getting lots of texts saying your account is suspended due to transactions from amazon/paypal/your bank? As if those people send texts. Anyone fall for it?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hey, remember when billionaire FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried said he'd spend "at least $100 million" to elect Democrats? Well, we're 3 weeks away from mid-terms; let's check in to see how he's doing
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Wed October 19, 2022
(defector.com)
 
 
 
Check from Dan Snyder's charitable foundation bounces. Let's be honest, this will be only the 10th worst thing we hear about Snyder this week
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(defector.com)
 
 
 
Check from Dan Snyder's charitable foundation bounces. Let's be honest, this will be only the 10th worst thing we hear about Snyder this week
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(Kyiv Post)
 
 
 
Hackers release 1.2 terabytes of sensitive Russian national security files in blow to Putin and his top-notch IT crowd
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"The buyback recriminations may be starting." heh
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
You might think a thief in a salon is as bright as a bank robber in a lingerie shop, but the "cashless" society offers new opportunities
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
You might think a thief in a salon is as bright as a bank robber in a lingerie shop, but the "cashless" society offers new opportunities
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet takes a sip, is opening a crypto-koolaid stand in Brazil
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good luck affording to live in the UK
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
And THIS is why they are teetering on the edge of bankruptcy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"This is not so much a schedule of loss as a schedule of avarice," said the lawyer for Goldman Farking Sachs
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Mon October 17, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Integrating crypto trading into the banking system is like Christian rock: you're not making crypto better, you're just making banking worse
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Meet Dick and Liz Uihlein (of Uline shipping supply), the cackling zillionaires busily bankrolling right-wing nutters, Nazis, and Gileadists
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Sat October 15, 2022
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
The first hour of tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) features songs whose titles begin with "L", this week's Birthday Hour then the Superman story "George Latimer, Crooked Political Boss" concludes, and the beginning of "The Dead Voice"
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When Credit Suisse's chairman was talking about how strong the company was it turns out he was just doing an imitation of Leslie Nielsen in front of a fireworks factory
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Don't rob a bank wearing the same shirt you wore for your driver's license photo
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Banks have begun to increase "Loan Loss Reserves" on news that you're probably not going to be able to pay off your credit card after Christmas
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Banks have begun to increase "Loan Loss Reserves" on news that you're probably not going to be able to pay off your credit card after Christmas
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
President of the Federal Reserve Bank of Atlanta... COME ON DOWN... You're the next contestant on Insider Trading
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
JP Morgan Chase says 'so long, sucker' to Kanye, offers him a choice of lollipop or toaster
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The Peter Thiel-backed "anti-woke" bank immediately collapses
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Thu October 13, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you value your bank account, you'd damned well better hope the Phillies don't win the World Series
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(Washington University St. Louis)
 
 
 
Ben Bernanke might be bald, but another recipient of this year's Nobel prize in economics more than makes up for it. Congratulations Philip Dybvig... aka Financial Wolverine, or the Mutton-chop money analyst
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(MSN)
 
 
 
My friend's dad forced him to open a bank account in both their names and confiscated his state I.D. This is *totally* not me, I promise, Mom
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(MSN)
 
 
 
My friend's dad forced him to open a bank account in both their names and confiscated his state I.D. This is *totally* not me, I promise, Mom
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Yeezy's bank tells him to take his billions elsewhere
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What goes into your credit score calculation, and what constitutes a good score. TFA's headline says, "How your credit score is calculated," but then goes on to say that the 3 Credit Agencies don't disclose their exact formulas
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Wed October 12, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What are you in for? Bank robbery. You? Murder. You? Cheating at fishing
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(Some Poor Guy)
 
 
 
The CEO of the largest US bank has been making a lot of pronouncements lately on the economy, markets, Elon's genius, so it might be a good thing to know that his FINRA BrokerCheck record would render him unemployable as a broker on Wall Street
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
No end in sight for global economic downturn, according to IMF's latest rousing pep-talk
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It ain't armed robbery if your finger ain't loaded
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Tue October 11, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
For the second straight week, England has to step in to save their bond market from total collapse. Keeping calm doesn't seem to be working
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
There are no bank errors in your favor. Ever
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Credit Suisse faces $8b shortfall. Plans to hold yard sale of delicious chocolates and cuckoo clocks to shore up the balance sheet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What would happen if the world just stopped buying U.S. debt? Well, we're about to find out
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Mon October 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon on recession signals: "Very, very serious"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight RAW wants to know "Are you ready?" for Degeneration-X's 25th anniversary. Will Daddy Ass make a cameo? Are the Bloodline bringing cake? Gargano & Theory fight, because why not & a U.S. title match. See if Bray shows up too at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British engineer's warning to fans thinking about a trip to the World Cup in Qatar. They issued a farking Interpol "red notice" over an unpaid bank loan of £20k, how do you think the morality police will respond to your away day shenanigans?
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Sun October 09, 2022
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Cup Series turns right on purpose for the final time this year, at the Charlotte Roval. And four drivers will get bad news at the end. The Bank of America 400K starts at 2 PM ET on NBC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Steelers find a way to beat the Bills? Can the Packers stall the Giants in London? Can the Rams batter the Cowboys? All this and more for Week 5 of the NFL season, kickoff is at 9:30 AM on NFL Network
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Sat October 08, 2022
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
For the first hour of tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) the song titles begin with "K", a new Birthday Hour for hour 2 and the Superman story "George Latimer, Crooked Political Boss" continues
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Fri October 07, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Answer/return your grandmothers calls you jerks. She might be checking to see if she needs to bail you out of jail
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Apparently, the banks woke up to the fact that a certain failed guy has been pushing more bullshiat than a shovel at a steer farm on his loan applications
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Thu October 06, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Welp, you got three weeks, Twitter users. Make 'em count
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Since Elon Musk is the richest guy in the world, he must know stuff we don't. Let's standardize one app, say X, to handle banking, chat, email, entertainment and secrets. It could be a WeChat for every American. Does anyone see any problems with this?
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(The Hindu Business Line)
 
 
 
Credit Suisse yesterday: "Everything is fine here. This is not a Lehman moment." CS today: "Mother of god, will someone please buy our worthless investment bank. PLEASE"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Run far, far away from Zelle $255 Million in fraud is just the start. Worse than that, banks are refusing refunds
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bank of England admits they were "just hours" from losing their entire pension system because of the economic idiocy of the Tories. Don't worry, they'll eventually succeed
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Wed October 05, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Bucket list of places to visit: Jim Morrson's grave, the Taj Mahal, the Big Duck, Machu Picchu, ... wait, go back one
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Family kidnapping mystery gets more mysterious
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Tue October 04, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
In another sign that the Overminds running the computer simulation we all believe is reality are getting lazy, the man pushing the FTC to let him run a retail crypto-derivative trading platform is named Sam BANKMAN-Freid
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
There is it. The moment the Federal Reserve has been waiting for. Zorg Industries eliminates 1,100,000 job openings
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The UK property market is partying like it's 2008 up in here
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
China orders its banks to dump the dollar
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Mon October 03, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Contrary to the doomsday scenario Twitter and the internet freaked you out about over the weekend: Credit Suisse and Deutsche Bank won't be collapsing... today
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(Chron)
 
 
 
The most expensive Friday Night Lights stadiums in the state of Texas. Hint: number 1 is so expensive it has a naming rights deal
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Sun October 02, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Credit Suisse and Deutsche Bank are trying to speed run the Lehman Brothers collapse
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 4 of the NFL brings us to London, where the Vikings are looking to conquer the Saints. Later on Buffalo battles the Ravens while New England visits Green Bay. Kickoff at 9:30 AM ET on NFL Network
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Sat October 01, 2022
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
It's the first show of October for Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) 1st hour - Songs that peaked on the Hot 100 in October, the Birthday Hour follows then Superman must decide if he's going to break the law to help a prisoner escape to see a dying friend
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Fri September 30, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bank ordered by CFPB to refund $141 million to customers illegally charged overdraft fees. Difficulty: Not Wells Fargo
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bank ordered by CFPB to refund $141 million to customers illegally charged overdraft fees. Difficulty: Not Wells Fargo
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Bank employee prints $65,000 check to buy himself a ride to the gym in 26 minutes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Barclays Bank to pay $361mil US fine for 'staggering' blunder. Remember, it's not a blunder if you don't get caught
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Thu September 29, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Break out the tiny violins. The American Freedom Tour (which does for-profit rallies for TFG) is facing bankruptcy
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Wed September 28, 2022
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Forgetting it's 2022 in the real world, NC Sheriff uses his 1962 voice - and don't call him a morally bankrupt racist, because that is just mean
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bank of England forced to step in to prevent collapse of bond market. Keep Calm, and Buy Bonds
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The IMF sez: The UK's new economic policies "will likely increase inequality," But that was sort of the point though, wasn't it?
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Tue September 27, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Debt investors have more confidence in Greece or Italy than the UK right now
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
"Egg" Church just a shell of its former self. Subby did everything he could to keep from reusing "splat" from original headline
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Mon September 26, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: While HHH has everyone playing "Where's Fluffy?", A.J. takes on an Uce, Johnny Wrestling & K.O. face the Alpha Academy, Riddle meets a Priest and Rey keeps an eye out while battling Seth plus Bianca vs IYO at 8PM ET on USA
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Steve Forbes slams Central Banks for not focusing on shoring up currencies, which would only help rich people like him protect his assets. Poor guy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, Chinese banks are buying up stocks to prevent selling. Totally normal, we swear
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Sat September 24, 2022
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) - songs whose titles begin with the letter "J", this week's Birthday Hour & on Superman, the conclusion of "Candy Meyer's Big Story" & the start of a 17 parter "George Latimer, Crooked Political Boss"
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Fri September 23, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Time to lop off the head of global banking hydra
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Let's all share a hearty laugh about the incestuous relationship between banks and our government
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Thu September 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
World Bank chief David Malpass doesn't know if climate change exists because he's "not a scientist"
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Wed September 21, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Good: Former bank robber decides to leave his bank robbing days in the past. Fark: By switching to identity theft instead
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Good: Former bank robber decides to leave his bank robbing days in the past. Fark: By switching to identity theft instead
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The 'Welcome To Chippendales' teaser is here. Is it a foot long? And then some
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Like watching the NBA, MLB and the NHL? Well, Diamond Sports, which operates 21 regional Bally Sports networks, is about $2 billion in debt and considering bankruptcy
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, on the opposite side, some MAGA is gonna be really confused when their book comes in the mail
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Seth challenges Lashley for the U.S. title. Kevin Owens decides to give Theory another lesson, Rhea continues to shape (up) Dominik and we discover what spying on the competition gets you. All this & much more at 8 PM ET on USA
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Your crypto "oh well, anyway" of the day
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 208 of WW3: UKR troops advance to eastern bank of Oskil River. UKR says it repelled Russian attacks in Kharkiv Kherson areas. Zelenskyy vows no let-up in counterattack. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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Sat September 17, 2022
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
The first hour's songs on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) have titles beginning with "I", then a more normal length Birthday Hour and Clark finds out that Jimmy's been kidnapped as "Candy Meyer's Big Story" continues
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
How does the Bank of Canada lose money? Can't they just print more?
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Thu September 15, 2022
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
That tip is about as real as the Bitcoin that made it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You probably didn't hear, but Canadian home prices dropped again. Sorry, homeowners
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Wed September 14, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So, Trump apparently wanted to give control of the West Bank to Jordan
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Tue September 13, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
There's the Lobbyists, the Banks, and the White Supremacists. Easy
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
The Wendy Williams saga continues. And there are strong indications that it's just not going to end well
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Mon September 12, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that offering a credit card exclusively to those who continually overpay for their phones would be a bad business decision?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that offering a credit card exclusively to those who continually overpay for their phones would be a bad business decision?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bankruptcy judge approves the Boy Scouts' $2.46bil reorganization plan. That's a lot of cookies
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Welcome back to five days in the office Goldman-Sachs serfs. We promise to make this return as comfortable as possible. Yeah, yeah ... HEY, where's the cart with free coffee? PSYCH [evil laugh]
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Welcome back to five days in the office Goldman-Sachs serfs. We promise to make this return as comfortable as possible. Yeah, yeah ... HEY, where's the cart with free coffee? PSYCH [evil laugh]
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(W3IGG)
 
 
 
Celsius-themed Monopoly board game ships 2 months after Celsius filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy
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Sat September 10, 2022
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Given the week's events, Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) will devote tracks to 'Royalty", be it title, lyric or artist. The gluttonous Birthday Hour is making the show go overtime w a 17 minute Longie & Superman's "The Secret Menace Strikes" concludes
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
It appears little Bobby Tables is having issues accessing his bank account this week
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
It appears little Bobby Tables is having issues accessing his bank account this week
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Some 19-year TF'er)
 
 
 
I help run a food bank in New Orleans & our annual Rubber Duck Derby fundraiser is this weekend. $5 ducks for a chance at $5K & other fab prizes, & you don't have to be present to win. Huge thx to all Farkers who have supported us over the years
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank's CEO now saying recession, like graft, is inevitable
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Tue September 06, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Banking while black. "This check looks fraudulent and, no, you can't have it back. I aint never heard of no 'casino' and wots dis her 'slot jackpot' on dis here comment line?"
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Sat September 03, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Since it's the first Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) in September, the first hour features songs that peaked on the Billboard Hot 100 in September, the newly named Birthday Hour for this week and the Superman story "The Secret Menace Strikes" continues
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Fri September 02, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Actually, 'Crypto ATM' is a good way to describe the industry
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
No new wrinkles in Patriots' offense this season
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Wed August 31, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man arrested for fishing without a license in Washington State. An arrest sounds harsh, but the fact that he wasn't fishing for salmon but cash envelopes at bank drop boxes might have had something to do with it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs tells employees to return to the office five days a week. In other news "take this job and shove it" is suddenly trending
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Woman has to open new checking account after someone washed one of her checks. If you don't know what check washing is, don't feel too bad. Subby didn't either
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(Outkick)
 
 
 
I'm pretty sure this guy is off Scott Frost's Christmas card list
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
Dogecoin co-founder Billy Markus rejects $14 million offer to promote Dogechain because he doesn't want people to think he's some sort of, you know, pump n' dump scam artist or something
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
So, remember when El Salvador decided to switch to Bitcoin as the national currency? Let's see how well that is going one year later. Oh dear, this could get ugly. Bonus quote: "The IMF and World Bank, they're all like, 'This is too risky.'"
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Tomorrow's news: Blockchain game company Limit Break files for bankruptcy after receiving $200M in funding
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Sun August 28, 2022
(Cole and Marmalade)
 
 
 
All subby ever gets from the ATM is cash
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Sat August 27, 2022
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
The 1st hour of Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) have song titles beginning with "H", 16 songs in the Birthday Corner and Clark, Lois & Jimmy are searching for Perry White who's missing after refusing to run editorials against the World Peace Federation
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Shockingly, Alex Jones "systematically transferred millions of dollars" to himself and his relatives while claiming bankruptcy to avoid compensating the families in the several lawsuits he faces. Er, allegedly
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
There are eight preseason games for Saturday, starting off with the Jaguars taking on the Falcons at 3:00 PM ET on NFL Network, and other matchups include the Rams duking it out with the Bengals (6:00 PM on NFLN), and Vikings-Broncos at 9:00 PM ET
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Fri August 26, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a stunning move by a bankruptcy court judge, 3M is told they can't use bankruptcy to protect themselves from their negligence and they might want to get ready for 230,000 lawsuits
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Thu August 25, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The third and final weekend of the NFL preseason starts Thursday with the Packers visiting the Chiefs at 8:00 PM ET on NFL Network. We also have the 49ers battling the Texans at 8:15 PM ET on Prime Video. Who will make the last round of roster cuts?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FBI looking for a Denver dude, to ask him a few questions. Just talk, nothing else. Pinky swear
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FBI looking for a Denver dude, to ask him a few questions. Just talk, nothing else. Pinky swear
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's episode of "Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud" features Rep. Jim Banks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas goes full Texas, blacklists Blackrock and other banks over alleged energy boycott and ESG
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Somebody came up with a bank that acts just like a regular bank, but it accepts drawings of ugly apes as collateral. Your money is safe there because it's decentralized
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Mon August 22, 2022
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
The government is fed up with banks not preserving records, plans billions in fines for using things like WhatsApp
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Runaway bull market causes panic with bankers. Sorry, runaway bull in a market causes panic with bankers
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Sun August 21, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Like chicken wings? Too bad
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Sat August 20, 2022
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) brings you songs whose titles begin with G, this week's Birthday Corner and because of the technical issues last week, the conclusion of the Superman story "The Super Sleuth" will be repeated
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Thu August 18, 2022
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
We have now entered the "You may face losses of up to $100,000,000,000" part of the 3M Earplug lawsuit. Bankruptcy for the entire company not ruled out
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Wed August 17, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bank Error In Your Favor? GO TO JAIL. GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT $31,000
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bank Error In Your Favor? GO TO JAIL. GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT $31,000
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
UK inflation hits 40-year high. Thanks Biden
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Meet Blake Masters, endorsed by a who's who of rustlers, cut throats, murderers, desperados, mugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, bandits, muggers, bushwhackers, horse thieves, bank robbers, shiat-kickers and Methodists
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Now the Girl Scouts are leaning into digital cookies
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the latest excuse for why the proles should stop work at home and get back to the galley is...diversity. Yeah Jamie, cause when I think diversity I think big banks
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(UCLA)
 
 
 
Scientists create fingerprint button that can make physiological measurements, like levels of acetaminophen, blood alcohol level, bank balance
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Sat August 13, 2022
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
The Swing Through The Alphabet continues on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) tonight at the letter 'F'. 15 songs in this week's Birthday Corner. Will Superman's secret identity be revealed at Metropolis Stadium or can Batman succeed in fooling the crowd?
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Fri August 12, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bank robber in Rome caught when tunnel he was digging collapses. Apparently his ancestors never passed on all that helpful information about the arch
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Armed man robs bank. Wait, make that 'armed man holds bankers hostage to demand money.' Wait, make that 'Armed man holds bankers hostage in attempt to withdraw his own savings and they still won't let him'
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Armed man robs bank. Wait, make that 'armed man holds bankers hostage to demand money.' Wait, make that 'Armed man holds bankers hostage in attempt to withdraw his own savings and they still won't let him'
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