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Tue September 20, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Although the thought of the bailiff repeatedly taking Trump while he screamed "OBJECTION BAD COURT THINGIE" while Hillary looked on in her bemused yet bored way would have been priceless
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Wait, Texas is investigating DeSantis over VineyardGate?
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Authorities aren't giving many details about the "obvious homicidal violence", but are asking area residents to check their yards for a hatchet
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Fri September 16, 2022
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
WIth Halloween coming up, cops would like to remind parents that drug dealers are putting drugs in candy, based on firsthand experience
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Tue September 13, 2022
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
If you have to take a drug test, don't give drugs to a child to test how much you can take before failing that test
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Mon September 12, 2022
(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
I am steel, you are glue. Your shotgun shell bounces off me and sticks in you
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Obviously not committed to the bit, Monroe man fires on neighbor, then on responding deputies, then surrenders before SWAT team could even assemble
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Sat September 03, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Holy Overstep of Authority Batman
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Sun August 28, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Deputy arrested. Immediately pays $175K bail. Nothing suspicious there
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Who could have possibly guessed that the Freedumb Convoy wouldn't be good tenants?
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Fri August 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The trees are fighting back
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Thu August 11, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Judge weighs more than a duck and therefore was not a witch
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Na na na na na nuh, update
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Sat July 30, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Kansas sheriff: I have received 200 tips reporting election fraud since last fall. Sheriff's record supervisor: We have received 1 tip
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Sun July 24, 2022
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Batman charged with DWAI, crashing into Amish buggy
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Fri July 22, 2022
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
The Dukes of Hazzard show was not meant to be an instruction manual on how to jump over rivers
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Mon July 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Squid Games: Golf Edition
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Fri July 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
8-year-old shot and killed by his 5-year-old brother. This could have ended in tragedy, but the gun is expected to make a full recovery
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida Cop, usually farking around at work, picks random car at Walmart and tags it in the system as possible drug dealer so he looked busy that day
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tom's Diner perp switches from knife to crossbow, before he can even argue cops fill him fulla lead doot doo doo doo doot doo doo doo doot doo doo doo doo doot do do doo doo
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Sat June 04, 2022
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Unable to secure a Big Wheel, escaped inmate uses little girl's bike as a getaway vehicle
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Tue May 31, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Looney Tunes reboot of Bugs Bunny's adversary goes poorly after Snohomish Sam prompts 'large police response'
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