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Mon May 23, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Here's a rundown of all the whining TFG posted on TRUTH Social over the weekend
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Fri May 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Buffalo 911 dispatcher who hung up on Tops supermarket employee because she was whispering during the shooting spree is set to be fired
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man drew up a fake pardon from President Trump to try to wiggle out of federal fraud charges. He also tried to deed himself properties that belonged to Jeffrey Epstein
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Defector)
 
 
 
Axios, 2020: We encourage all employees to protest in honor of George Floyd. Axois, 2022: Don't protest the abortion stuff, it's too political. Bonus: Memo written in same style as their "articles"
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Sun May 08, 2022
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man arrested 3 times for DUI shows up drunk to court, and yes, he drove himself there
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Thu May 05, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Quantum mechanics could explain why DNA can spontaneously mutate which does and does not explain X-men Bailey Hawkins and Beak
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Cleveland firefighter fatally shoots roommate, calls 911 "We fark around. It's kind of our thing." And they find out
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The insurrectionist who brought an arsenal to the Comfort Inn just obstructed justice the night before his bail hearing. Something about calling his wife to hide the drugs in case police searched his house again
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pluto, you dolt
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Nissan ending production of Datsun brand vehicles. This is not a repeat from the early 1980's
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Sat April 23, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ding dong ditch gets teen click boom blasted with shotgun
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man faces heat, felony theft charges, for failing to focus on the scope of his crime
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos is worth $160 billion, so of course Congress is getting ready to bail him out. Still no minimum wage increase for you poors
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
FAA revokes pilot license of man who deliberately bailed out of single-engine plane just so he could video its crash for social media
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Wed April 13, 2022
(US News)
 
 
 
Those two guys who infiltrated the Secret Service? They've been granted bail
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Sat April 09, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man steals $600,000 in cryptocurrency while installing security system at elderly person's house
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Fri April 08, 2022
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Boy, 16, was fatally shot when he and a friend tested a bulletproof vest. Florida tag and Stupid tag fighting it out for supremacy
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
American Airlines celebrates two years of cancellations, bailouts, and stock buy-backs by becoming American Buslines
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Thu April 07, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cop math: Two men arrested with enough fentanyl pills(21lbs.) to kill 4.7 million people. With the 810 pounds of meth, and 190 pounds of cocaine also found, that's got to be at least 5 million charges of attempted murder, right?
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Flash muzzled
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Tue April 05, 2022
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you are on prison furlough, and break into a home, and get shot, well, then... Here's your tag
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or violate Megan Thee Stallion's restraining order; and by opposing bail, post $350,000, cash or bond?
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(North Penn Now)
 
 
 
PA man has quite the night on the town, before the cops came anyway
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Mon April 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, hope it was worth it. Genius mob hitman escaped from custody one year shy of release after spending decades in prison only to be captured after not even seven full days on the lam
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"For too many years we've been trying to bail out the bathtub by adopting out all the cats that come into shelters. But that really hasn't worked so well. We need to be thinking about turning off the faucet instead." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri April 01, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY mob assassin now a Gone-fella after escaping from federal custody in Florida
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Tue March 29, 2022
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Ontario Member of Provincial Parliament is released from custody with bail conditions and 9 charges related to the trucker convoy in Ottawa, including one count of assaulting a peace officer. Honk honk, eh
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Things you never want to Tweet -- your password, your home address, and "I'm The Best Drunk Driver Ever"
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Guy in Florida broke into a large music store by climbing through a window near the roof, then fell 3 stories into a guitar display. He used an amp to break the front door and escape, but left blood everywhere which cops matched to his DNA
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Wed March 23, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Incredibly naïve founder of "Cowboys for Trump" is mystified why MTG bailed on his criminal trial for the 1/6 insurrection, failing to realize he's of no further use to her
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Lawyer Mark Bailen, of elite law firm BakerHostetler, is apparently just fine with tormenting the parents of murdered children so long as the cash flows and he stays out of the spotl-- oops
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Money for nothin', snacks for free
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Tue March 15, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A man in Texas reported a naked woman approaching his back door minutes before she broke in, stole his shotgun, and sliced herself with a sword, in what is possibly guerilla PR for a new woke Highlander movie
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Sat March 12, 2022
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
First, I will meet you on a dating app, start to have sex with you, and then, once the sex blindfold is on, I will pull out my knife and AVENGE the death of General Soleimani in Iran
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Wait. What do you mean it's not real?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Buster, find us a channel to the ocean: Obviously this blue part here is the land....and that would be the
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Tue March 08, 2022
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Getting caught stealing a car is bad enough, but when they've caught you eight times since New Year's Eve, maybe you need to find a different hobby
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Fri March 04, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pol pans poop perp parole, puts forward feces felony
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ceiling cat is not watching you but ceiling Guerrero is
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ceiling cat is not watching you but ceiling Guerrero is
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Wed March 02, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ug Lee from Salute Your Shorts dead at 59. Kirk Bailey, we hold you in our hearts and when we think about you, it makes me want to fart
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Tue March 01, 2022
(MMA Fighting)
 
 
 
Former MMA champ lives up to his name
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Mon February 28, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
How to earn extra cash as a cop. Work overtime, rob casinos, moonlight as private security...wait, go back one
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Sun February 27, 2022
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Thief tries to carjack Hardbody, ends up having to call 911
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Fri February 25, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
It's never a good thing when the cops find "sex with older women," "sex with unconscious older women" and "sex with dead older women" in your search history. Especially in that order
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Wed February 23, 2022
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Key blockade organizer blocked from organizing future blockades
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Tue February 22, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Angry man refuses to "unclench buttocks" during cocaine search; pleads not guilty to smuggling crack rocks
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Sun February 20, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother mothers, son suffers. We need more of these mothers. Thank you, awesome Mom
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Oathkeepers Leader shows he was apparently as skilled as a lawyer as he was an insurrectionist. He offered to testify at a bail hearing before the judge and his lawyers explained why that was a REALLY bad idea
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Tue February 15, 2022
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Liz bails out her very naughty boy
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Rust addict and taillight fetishist bail out of the car
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Wed February 09, 2022
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Police pull over car because of tinted windows. Inside of a hidden compartment in the passenger side door was a handgun they discovered was stolen out of Georgia, as well as several oxycodone pills and paraphernalia. The gun is reported to be OK
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
State police involved in high speed chase with the King of Macedonia shut. down. everything
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Things not to do while out on bail for attempted murder: A) Drugs, B) Miss curfew, C) Sedition
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Tue February 08, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Florida man hates slurpies so much he tries to light a 7-11 on fire right in front of 2 Royal Palm Beach officers
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Mon February 07, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ALVIN
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Thu February 03, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
If she is this strict in regards to her wedding her groom should probably bail
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Wed February 02, 2022
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Your honor, you've got to understand - I was only driving the wrong way because the ghost of Dale Earnhardt told me to
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