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Thu October 29, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Out with the garbage trucks, replaced by pneumatic tubes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kate Spade and Coach brag about how much more women are spending on handbags during Covid. See, this is why I stick with Lewis Vuitton and Goochie
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Wed October 28, 2020
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
100 Montana hunters fire into herd of elk, resulting in 50 bagged animals, six citations from game wardens, and one hunter dead from a heart attack. "We didn't write as many tickets as you'd think. Hunters were fortunate that no more elk were injured"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man bets that the business model of standing around for an hour flipping through alphabetized record album bins and then wandering away can be transferred to the teabag business
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Sat October 24, 2020
(The Moderate Voice)
 
 
 
If you are going to censor a person for criticizing Donald Trump by firing the person, then perhaps you shouldn't cry "Censorship" when someone else refuses to publish garbage that has been proven to be utterly false
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
If you thought humans were disgusting stinkbags BEFORE the pandemic, then it should come as no surprise that 79% of Americans don't wash cloth face masks after each use (and 8% never wash their cloth face masks AT ALL)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NASA spills asteroid dust, asks for a bucket or maybe that bag over there to catch some before it all floats away
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Fri October 23, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New 'party bagels' are an affront to bagels everywhere, especially in the bagel capital of the US, New Jersey. It's an abomination of the classic bagel. Just stop it
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Thu October 22, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Good Samaritan pays outrageous airline baggage fee for stressed out mom travelling with three youngins after heartless airline won't let her on with half-filled flight
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Tue October 20, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Marvel will shorten the release window between print and digital comics, as people are still reading their stories, unlike whatever evil testosterone Batman garbage DC is churning out these days
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Debbie Harry discusses Blondie's 2021 tour with Garbage, gets candid about songs she wishes she'd written [including WAP], and generally confirms she's one of Rock and Roll's greatest
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Mon October 19, 2020
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
James Dyson sells Singapore penthouse he bagged just a year ago, at 16% loss. Guess it sucked too much. Or not enough?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korean prisoners are treated "worse than animals," according to reporter who has never seen a designer dog inside a handbag at Target
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Fri October 16, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
128 firearms, several thousand rounds of ammunition, and more than 40,000 bags of heroin and a kilo of crack cocaine. Sounds like a party
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Takata's seatbelts may be every bit as reliable as their airbags
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Thu October 15, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sometimes life in Bra is not all funbags
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Going to Disney World but worried about protesters? Just pack your AR-15 and a backup 9mm handgun to get you safely through The Magic Kingdom
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Texas man may have worn blackface to kill his baby momma. Blackface? Has anyone told him that it is 2020 and he can get into real trouble doing that?
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Mon October 12, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany and France are tea-ming up to drop a bag of steep EU sanctions on Russia over Navalny before their window of opportunity closes
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Exide has battled for years to escape liability for massive toxic waste site. Now it looks like they will skate, and leave taxpayers holding the bag. Another triumph for King Trump of Swamplandia
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: when buying anniversary gifts for your wife and your girlfriend, don't buy them both at the same store
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Wed October 07, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Plastic bags are just android jellyfish
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Bad Doggo. Change a few letters and you've got the story too. (Hilarious pics)
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Mad dumper leaving bags full of the year 2020 scattered along the backroads of Oregon
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Popeyes adds chocolate-filled beignets to its menu, tells Chick-fil-a to suck it
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
"I was immediately astonished by its girth". Yeah I get that a lot too
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Smooth Operator
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Sun October 04, 2020
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
If Honda recalls your airbags, mails more than 15 notices, makes numerous phone calls, and even leaves info at your house, do you think you'll find sympathy on Fark after your death by exploding airbag?
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Amusing tag yields to state as woman offers deputy a drag on her J. With highly baked mugshot goodness (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Joni Ernst better pack her bread bags, because a new poll has her losing by 12 points
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why am I taking meth? To help me exorcise this 1 year old baby, of course
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Wild gorillas don't develop osteoporosis like their human cousins. Probably because they're not carrying around as much baggage
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How Scottish amateur musicians are adapting to the coronavirus era. Thankfully none are taking up the bagpipes, a cure worse than the disease
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fasten your seatbelts and find a barf bag, Air-mageddon is upon us
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Tue September 29, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Are we...Are we 100% sure 2020 is real and actually happening, and somebody didn't just "dose" the national water supply instead? ": Kickboxing etiquette teacher fights off ninja costume-wearing mugger in Manhattan"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Spoiler: Soulless garbage factory appeals to the kind of people who enjoy wallowing in soulless garbage
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Mad Noodles
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Christian group raises half a million bucks for murderer
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Mon September 28, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Jelly Belly: We're making booger flavored jelly beans. Top that. Skittles: Hold my beer
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Sun September 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man finds 9-carat diamond in Crater of Diamonds State Park. You'd think this would happen all the time, but no-o-o-o
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
More than 40 razor blades found on a Michigan playground. Bag O' Glass wanted for questioning
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Big Paper trying to ban plastic bags
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
"People don't believe I go to the dump," [The movie star] said, shaking his head in disbelief. "'What are you doing here?' 'Dumping my garbage.' I get that from people who come up here for the summer"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Warning L.A. Farkers; d-bag in old red Chevy truck Eastbound 210 in S.F. Valley deliberately hitting other cars at 100 MPH [Update: driver in custody]
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In other news, the gene for self-righteous douchebaggery has been found
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Fri September 25, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man evidently hates lazy girlfriend's not removing groceries from bag before sticking them in the pantry, broadcasts grievance to Reddit
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man evidently hates lazy girlfriend's not removing groceries from bag before sticking them in the pantry, broadcasts grievance to Reddit
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's not even October yet and the offensive halloween costumes are starting to arrive
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Thu September 24, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Shocked student finds huge 10-inch whopper of a willy-shaped carrot in bag of supermarket veggies. More shocking is her retired dad's excitement over the find
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Thailand officials boxed up campers' garbage and mailed it back to its owners. No word on the location of Arlo Guthrie
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Wed September 23, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
You know desperation has set in when you have to finally auction off your cherished blood-stained propofol IV drip from your cousin Michael Jackson ...'which he had in his arm on his death bed'
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Tue September 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP women's group decides to go all-in on Joni Ernst and her breadbags
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The ghost of Baghdad Bob now has more credibility than the CDC
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Not even the covid can cancel Hatch chile season
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Six weeks ago, I told Naomi Wolf, on air, that Trump can win via a constitutional coup d'état-via the first-ever use of the 12th Amendment. And yesterday, Trump let the cat out of the bag: he expects to invoke the 12th Amendment loophole"
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
♬ They're dancing in NJ (dancing in the street). There'll be swinging, swaying, and records playing. Garbagemen dancing in the street
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Some days a guy just can't get arrested (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Dental technician found with £1 million in pure cocaine in bags for life told to pay only £6000 in fines. No idea if time-travelling hoverboards were a factor, but I might be mixing up my headlines
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(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
17-year-old girl bags 500-pound bear. And, no, that's not a euphemism
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Trick: 2020 - all of it. Treat: AB is dropping a 'Good Eats' Halloween special in what's left of our goody bags
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Will Cocaine Mitch and the Senate GOP call it quits early rather than passing significant legislation other than a government funding stopgap for Covid-19 relief before Election Day? Yeah their bags are probably already packed
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(NineSigma)
 
 
 
Dear World: So, we have a bunch of radioactive sandbags, and we need to know how to deal with them. Any ideas? Anything involving cuteness is a bonus, but not required. We already know Radioactive Sandbags would be a good band name. Thanks, Fukushima
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Wed September 16, 2020
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Apparently if you kill a woman, chop up her corpse, pack the corpse into suitcases, take a Greyhound to visit family out of state with the suitcases and refuse to allow people to touch the suitcase people get suspicious. Good to know
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Plucky Hamster has a narrow squeak after being rescued from the back of a rubbish truck. Rescuers wanted to call it 'Garbage' until they found out it was female. Absolutely no comment
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(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
In what is clearly the crime of the century: local police triumphant on Facebook after confiscating $100 and a small bag of weed during traffic stop
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Beyond Meat is launching plant-based meatballs this week. No word on if they'll be packaged by the bag or the sack
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Degenerate gambler laid $100K on the under for Texans/Chiefs: 53.5. Through three quarters he could smell over $90,000 pre-tax coming his way. Then came extended garbage time
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(Wichita Falls, TX)
 
 
 
TV can keep its Mr. Spock and Sheldon Cooper; Texas has this guy who takes things literally
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Wed September 09, 2020
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
With all other problems of 2020 finally vanquished, a Georgia councilman wants to pass a law against wearing baggy saggy pants
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Tue September 08, 2020
(God's lonely man)
 
 
 
Taxi driver busted for stealing from drunk. Someday, a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets
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Mon September 07, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two series currently tied up. Which teams will break the ties? Can the Raptors take Game 5 from the Celtics? Can the Clippers sail by the Nuggets? Game times are at 6:30 PM and 9:00 PM ET, both on TNT
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Sun September 06, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
WOMP WOMP
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Thu September 03, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When a national leader's Twitter account starts spewing inane garbage and questionable links, it's worth investigating. In India, at least
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Is douchebag Donnie really helped by the chaos he creates by being a moron?
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Tue September 01, 2020
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Bear wanders into grocery store, grabs bag of Tostitos, then dines by trash can. It's too bad he forgot the dip because that would have been a tasty meal
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
You might want to take a break from smoking pot when you start pooping marijuana
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Intelligent software tackles plant cell jigsaw puzzle, then taunts its meatbag overlords by starting in the middle and working out to the edges
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If your soccer ball lands in the Hudson River just forget about, it's gone already
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Bad dad jokes in cartoon form drawn on lunch sacks - courtesy of Sandwich Bag Dad
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Grandmother unwraps a 24 year old McDonald's burger & fries kept in her closet. Obvious tag for it is WELL PRESERVERED. No, not the grandmother
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Westworld producers adapting Michael Crichton's Sphere as their next mind-bending HBO series
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
8 years of sandwich bag dad jokes is enough to drive any kid crazy
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Thu August 27, 2020
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Cunning drug dealer hides cocaine in a.) a fireproof safe, b.) under mattress, c.) on stack of bacon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently this plastic bag flapping in the wind means the death of NYC is coming soon. Other helpful death knell visuals confirm this
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Labour MP calls Nigel Farage and Jacob Rees-Mogg "shiatbag fat old racists." Finally, someone has the right adjectives
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Why spend money and time having bots attack a secure system when you can just employ a simple meatbag with an attachment of money?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Authorities say that if you are in Laura's path and haven't evacuated, the best thing to do now is gather a ziploc bag, a sharpie, and an index card, write down your name, SS# and next of kin, put it the bag and put the bag in your pocket. Seriously
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Bags full of nothing but Lucky Charms Marshmallow Pieces? Dún do ghob agus tóg mo chuid airgid
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
LA Clippers player Marcus Morris may have tried to send Dallas Mavericks home in a proverbial bodybag by intentionally stepping on superstar Luka Doncics ankle
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
So evidently Adam Abdul-Jabbar - who is the son of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar - really, really, REALLY doesn't like taking in garbage cans from his driveway. About seven different tags from Asinine to Weird are all in play
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(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
Oh nothing. Just a bloke with a bag on his head waving at traffic
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Doughnut glazed 25 times. Rule 34 unavailable for comment
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hoping things don't blow up in its face, Honda reaches a legal accord and decides to pay $85mil to settle the Takata air bag investigation. It's the civic thing to do
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Air Force buying Maxi pads with suction bags so that women pilots can pee sitting down, especially useful in a fighter plane; beats having to have a catheter up inside or wearing a wet diaper. Fark: men have crashed nine F-16s while peeing in a bag
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboot sees its production team and director fired and the entire first week of footage scrapped as it was hot garbage, just like the franchise
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Three-year-old toddler, obviously asked if he 'wants fries with that' by McDonald's staff, 'accidentally' orders €30 worth of McDonald's fries behind mum's back
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
It's always a good idea to carry two condoms in your golf bag, just in case you get a hole-in-one. This 71-year-old would have needed a handful last week
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Sun August 16, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
From the "Things you never knew you don't want" department: a leather-crafted watermelon carry-bag
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Sat August 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How the Fresh Kills Landfill went from being the world's largest putrid, noxious garbage dump to a "green oasis" on Staten Island
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Fri August 14, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Ethel beside herself after snapping naked jogger running around wearing only a bum-bag and trainers in park
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Some farker forgot his stash
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Thu August 13, 2020
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
FTFA: "MDMA and marijuana are not items you want in your pocket when patted down by police"
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
Here are a lot of charts and graphs on the incredible amount of garbage created by the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in a town of only 7,000. Soon to follow: graphs of the incredible amount of COVID spread by the rally
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
An interview with Shirley Manson on Garbage's first album
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
The 2020 tribulations continue into autumn with another surprise entry
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Express may be buying Kabbage, which is a good move because it's what you eat on welfare, if you're lucky
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Mon August 10, 2020
(CNN Philippines)
 
 
 
When talking about Covid19 WHO official says "we can outsmart the virus". Difficulty: Half of Americans can't outsmart themselves out of a wet paper bag let alone follow simple safety guidelines
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(And those shoes)
 
 
 
Men have every right to carry a purse and not be discriminated against for doing so. But could you at least accessorize so it clashes with your outfit a bit less? Sheesh
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Polling workers climbing out windows with bags full of ballots is completely normal some places
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
It is sweet corn season. How do you prepare your corn on the cob?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Driving hazards, kitchen gadgets, and a ton of pop culture references are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 26-Aug 1: The Other Mask We Wear Edition
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
On the next episode of "Hoarders": 40 nylon bags of 10-year-old confiscated fireworks were stored right alongside 2,750 tons of confiscated ammonium nitrate. You won't believe what the neighbors said when they found out
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The humble Plantain. Beloved major food staple around the globe yet, here in the US, mostly relegated to stale bags of dehydrated chips you find in a seedy bodega. What are some of your favorite Plantain recipes?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Naked German man chases wild boar through public park after it stole his laptop. Bonus: Germany has a pro-nudism FKK movement. Flabby man ass pics may be NSFW
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg sees his wealth hit $100bn. Zoidberg still living a garbage dumpster. Whoop, whoop whoop, whoop, whoop
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First World problems
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Thu August 06, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hey, check it out. A pile of useless douchebags have made a QAnon movie
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Sad: Great-grandmother humiliated after being arrested, strip searched and more at Disney World for having CBD oil in her bag. Hero: She's suing the shiat out of them to the tune of $18 million in damages
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
Chopper board. (poss NSFW)
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Speedway Media)
 
 
 
Nothing could stop Brad Keselowski at New Hampshire, except his brakes. Meanwhile, Busch Light Apple is garbage, and Kyle Busch is the "ass-end" of the race results
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Heist Macaque steals bag of bread from supermarket, regrets nothing
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Sat August 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Put on your masks, ya deutschebags
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Core 77)
 
 
 
When Star Wars meets high fashion, come for the 'Louis Vader', stay for the 'Gucci Fett'
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan holds first ever auction of discarded Self-Defense Force equipment, MC'd by Defense Minister himself. Highest-priced lot: three-item set of pilot's helmet, oxygen mask and bag. Notable bid: $4,900 for ship's steering wheel
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Sun July 26, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds offers $5,000 reward for little girl's stolen teddy bear. A very, very dusty teddy bear
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Fri July 24, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Que the Yakety-sax music: Woman gets mooooooov-ing after pissing off cows in Scottish field
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
Normal People: I'd like to get the local channels on cable plus maybe my favorite teams. Cable: Here's 500 channels of garbage, 14 Premium Movie channels you didn't ask for, and the Scientology Network...hey where are you going?
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
There's dumb, and there's "blowing your international drug smuggling operation because you named your fake coffee company after a Cillian from John Wick" dumb
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Sun July 19, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Oh, we're sorry man, we didn't know that our bar banning baggy blue jeans, long white tee shirts, do rags and baseball caps worn backward was racist?
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Fri July 17, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
There are picky eaters...and then there is this guy who only eats chicken strips and plain bagels
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With my garbage? Absolutely
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Thu July 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
But...but...that's MY fetish. (Packs bags for Bolivia)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ummm, it doesn't look like paper bags or other decoys will defer those pesky wasps
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fall can officially begin now, according to Kit Kat
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How to have a picnic
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(YouTube)
 
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Whatever happened to IDM? Take a trip with me back to the complex times of 1995 and enjoy Garbagemx36
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Low bridge bagels
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Scumbag says he'll campaign for liar - or is it the other way 'round?
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is that a feed bag on a centaur?
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
The man who tried to steal the Magna Carta gets put in jail. Will Nic Cage try and break him out?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler recalls more than 900,000 U.S. vehicles due to faulty air bag covers, being Fiat Chryslers
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"The blue-cheese salad dressing, butter, ground turkey, cans of grain-free dog food, and new toothbrush came to $24.97. Laurie Mahlenbrei handed the cashier a slice of wood marked $25 and walked out with her items in plastic grocery bags"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"This is not a mixed bag or a victory for Trump. Trump shouldn't be happy about this. The fact is he lost. He lost resoundingly"
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Detroit Airport lost luggage department. Yes, my bag is missing. Last time I saw it was when I checked it in at Terminal D in LaGuardia Airport ... One moment please
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Mets offer season ticket holders a free cardboard cutout to put in their seat during this season's games. Paper bag for over the head will be $50/game extra
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Wed July 08, 2020
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
"Why is nobody using our new video doorbell? Oh yeah, that makes sense"
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
Calgary doctor gives CPR to man who had heart attack, a few days later gives same man a quintuple bypass. Expected to mow the lawn and take the garbage to the curb every Wednesday from now on
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently Mr. Potatohead is a cousin of Squidword Tentacles
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Next up: American protester gets beaten with a bald eagle, French protester gets smacked with a baguette, and Italian protester gets whacked with a can of tomatoes
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
How to cook heart of shark at home.. actually, don't cook it, just eat it raw. "He'd half-expected the heart to be sliced into strips, like when you buy a cut of fish, but nope, the bag simply contained a complete shark heart"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Katie Camlin, liquor store employee, scooped everyone with the big news
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upset by Spirit Airlines bag fee? Try grabbing a metal dustpan and beating the agent over the head with it. When the cops show up, cough on them and claim you have COVID-19. Ding-- you are now free to move about the Orlando jail
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Bald eagle trapped in a tree in Alaska rescued on July 4th. NOT a metaphor
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Almond-fed Hiroshima Crickets unveiled. Mind blown
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Sun July 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Garbage in, Garbage out
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Joni Ernst puts on the bread bag hip waders, reaffirming Obama "failed" on Ebola after two people died from the virus while Trump has "stepped up" as Coronavirus has killed 130,000
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Sat July 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's like New York all over again, but with better chili and horrible bagels
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mary Trump: Yeah, my NDA is void because you assholes sold me a bag of lies. Suck it, Donnie
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Land Rover: Let's stop making a real off-road vehicle. Billionaire: I'll build my own. Land Rover: *legal maneuvering*. Legal system: Eat a bag of dicks, Land Rover
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Toledo Hemp Center offering free CBD dog treats to calm fireworks anxiety. Your dog wants steak... and Doritos... and Funyuns... and maybe some Taco Bell, dude
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good Will Hunting 2: Enter the Garbage man
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You brief NATO commanders about a "hoax" but not the president? Does he do any goddamn thing? Why are we keeping him around if he's a useless bag of orange rage?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Cardi B accused of plagiarism, gets into Twitter spat with her accuser
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