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Mon April 23, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hawks coach Mike Budenholzer wants to become the Knicks coach because he's sick of losing. Somebody tell him the bad news
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Fri April 20, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Chinese AI has some bugs in the system
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Thu April 19, 2018
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Apple's iPhone X continues to struggle, as it only contributed 35 percentage points toward the company's 86 percent dominance of smartphone profits worldwide
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Sun April 15, 2018
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Tearing up a 50% Fresh rating, Rampage gets top score on Rotten Tomatoes for video game adaptations
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Wait... we weren't supposed to follow the Facebook hearings using just the memes?
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
The bad news for Ireland: Outgoing House Speaker Paul Ryan wants to be the US Ambassador to your country. Good news is you have plenty of time to drink more before he wants the job
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Robots predicted to eradicate the seven remaining jobs teenagers hold
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Tue April 10, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's food stamp crackdown may cause trouble for Wally World
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Mon April 09, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The good news is that after the '80s, there was a lot less white supremacy in textbooks. The bad news is that it was there into the 1980s
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Turns out Luxembourg is the best country to hold a Fark party
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Tue April 03, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
When Trump was elected, markets rejoiced. Fast forward to today, and -- whoops
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad news for fans of overpriced soup: Panera hid a data breach for over eight months
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The bad news is that cell phones again (may) cause brain cancer. The good news is we aren't holding them close to our brain as much and should probably be more worried about the CAR
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Among the piles of bad news for Tesla, Moody's downgrades Tesla debt to lower tiers of junk status ratings; just below "Trump Tweet" but not quite as low as "Chicago Pizza"
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Mon March 26, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Bieber back with comeback album having 'Christian-appropriate' songs to reaffirm his belief as a Belieber
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Thu March 22, 2018
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
William Shatner joins the growing ranks of Facebook protesters after he's prematurely declared dead
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Wed March 21, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Go fly fat somewhere else
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Tue March 20, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news: You can now have a police officer fired for catching you in a hidden speed trap. Bad news: You'll have to move to Uzbekistan
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Mon March 19, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Paging Dr. Venkman, please return to the cultural center for a left item
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Russia prepares retaliatory measures over new US sanctions. This is bad news for fans of authentic Russian Borschtsch and hooker urine
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
If you flew through Newark or Memphis on Monday we have some more bad news for you
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
PA18 wasn't a referendum on Trump or the GOP; it was a referendum on the republican candidate's "porn stache"
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Bad news for those of you seeking aliens, by the time we hear from them, they'll be long dead
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bad news: Millennials are ruining the toothbrush industry. Good news: will have lots of career opportunities in the dentistry field
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Toyota will end its production of diesel engines within four years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Median home price in Seattle jumps $20K in one month. Act now before that urine-soaked cardboard box on the side of I-5 gets priced out of reach
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Thu March 01, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Good news and bad news; First, the good- the new 5G phones are coming Now, the bad- not until next year, and they're gonna be a mite spendy
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Mysterious Universe)
 
 
 
John Titor sighting
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(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
Kellyanne of Green Goebbels: Thanks to Trump, "our standing in the world is up"
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Sat February 24, 2018
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Having ruined their own state, Californians are on the move. If you're living in Colorado, I have some bad news for you
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Thu February 22, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
A Kylie Jenner tweet just shaved $1.5 billion off the market cap of Snapchat. Behold the power of social media
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
So you got an STD while starring in a reality TV show? I have (more) bad news for you
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Sat February 17, 2018
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
"Bloody, drunk and chronically naked" yep, sounds like someone was the highlight of the overnight ER shift
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Fri February 16, 2018
(National Post)
 
 
 
Hedley dropped by management, radio, tour opener amid sexual misconduct allegations, working up a number 6
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The good news: Slice soda is returning to grocery shelves. The bad news: It will have less sugar, fewer calories and real fruit juice
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Wed February 14, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump Lawyer Mickey Cohen: I paid Daniels out of my own pocket and that's totally legal and not a campaign finance violation. Harvard Law Prof: So, Mickey, You remember a presidential candidate named John Edwards? Yes? Because I have bad news for you
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Still scared of terrorists? The flu is killing like 9/11 every 5 days
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Restaurant sales fall in January as consumers balk at using their tax overhaul money on a $5 hamburger containing 4 ounces of meat
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
Good news: Joaquin Phoenix in talks to be the next Joker. Bad news: Joaquin Phoenix in talks to be the next Joker
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
How your pot habit is destroying ecosystems in California and could eventually lead to your dying by rat poison
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss says there will probably be a fifth series/season of Sherlock in a couple of years....Or three....Or four
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Own more than two cars? Don't live in this city
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad News for people who love music: The Spice Girls will reunite for £10m each. Good News for people who love music: Posh Spice promises not to sing
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's an idea: How about we rip the crotch out of a pair of khakis and call it the latest fashion? BRILLIANT
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Wed January 31, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
Give a man enough rope, and he'll hang himself. Yes, especially this guy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sears passes on massive tax relief to 220 workers
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Who's ready for Czechxit? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri January 26, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bad news for bad dudes, Trump plans to keep GITMO open because Obama wanted it closed and load it up with more of you. Will announce the move at his SOTU address (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Study finds heavy drinkers can't quit booze even if they want to
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
This is bad news. For Obama
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Wed January 24, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Millennial couple ecstatic that pre-build houses in their subdivision are now $90,000 more than when they bought a few months ago. Wait, no, the exact opposite of that
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Sun January 21, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I realize how lucky I am that so much of my sex ed came from Harlequins"
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
So you can spread the flu by the simple act of breathing
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you want your child to earn a lot of money, name them this
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Thu January 18, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Good news: Free beer. Bad news: You have to fly American Airlines to get it. Worse news: The plane leaves from LaGuardia
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Americans finally agree on one thing, our obese President is very lazy
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Missing: 1 Missouri governor, accused of blackmailing his former mistress. If found, please point and say, "HaHA"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hobo to spill the secrets of the Cardboard Castle and his magic bathtub gin recipe, in which he bathes in the gin for hours before drinking it
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Have you no shame, Colonel? Have you no decency?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You know the real trouble with school today is best friends. Yep, forming friendships is very corrosive and damaging to a kid's psyche... OK, you have to be kidding me. Next thing you're gonna tell me is puppies are bad for you
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Sun January 14, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: The Iranian oil tanker is no longer on fire. There's also some bad news
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chris Matthews saying he wished to give Hillary Clinton a "Bill Cosby pill" isn't the first questionable, sexist thing he has said in the past 19 years
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
This will go down like a rat sandwich: Putin says "North Korean leader Kim Jong Un was "shrewd and mature" and has obviously won this round"
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Dan Harmon opens up and actually apologizes about a sexual harassment in his Community
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Wed January 10, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Good news: Provo, UT has the best performing economy in the US. Bad news: you have to live in Provo, UT
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
There's yet another reason everything in Australia are trying to kill you. Is it A: A newly discovered type of giant venomous spider? B: A new species of dangerous fresh-water shark? or C: Domino's selling vegan pizzas?
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Sun January 07, 2018
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Man robs bank of $125,000. Wait, strike that, reverse it
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Sat January 06, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The bad news is unless you live in Florida you didn't win the $450 million Mega Millions jackpot last night. The good news is that tonight's Powerball is up to $570 million
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Fri January 05, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett explains what is wrong with the economic system that he got rich off of
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon just accused Trump's "brain trust" of treason, claims "they're going to crack Don Junior like an egg on national TV"
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Mon January 01, 2018
(BGR)
 
 
 
Millions of Americans got scissors for Christmas ... and are using it to cut their cable cord
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
Have you noticed how America is falling behind other countries? Let us count the ways
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Tue December 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
An invitation to the royal wedding could be bad news. For Obama
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Mon December 25, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Creepy low-life racist is hiding out in Ohio. OK, everybody in Ohio, looks like it's time to pin the Klan hat on the douchebag racist
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