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Thu April 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
For anyone in the cheap seats, when congressional Republicans say they haven't given any thought as to whether or not they'll endorse Trump in 2020, that means they absolutely will but would very much like to win back their own seats first
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Wed April 18, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
In a move that is shocking to absolutely no one, Grand Turtle McConnell will not allow a bipartisanship bill protecting Mueller to come to the floor for a vote
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Sorry, fans of BSODs and random crashes - Microsoft's spring Windows 10 update will not RTM until a last-minute bluescreen bug gets fixed
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Your favorite Gene Hackman movie? Hoosiers. Bite The Bullet. The French Connection. Crimson Tide. Unforgiven. Runaway Jury. The Royal Tenenbaums. Absolute Power. The Quick And The Dead. No Way Out. Young Frankenstein.Wish he hadn't retired
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The bipartisan plan for the debt crisis? Do absolutely nothing
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Frances Bean Cobain "absolutely" plans to pursue a music career
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Thu April 05, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
According to this Atlantic journalist, the scientific paper is obsolete, but apparently realistic looking fire animations, articles that will break your scroll wheel are alive and well
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that it's pretty clear his "base" absolutely hates it - Trump is seeking a "do-over" on the Omnibus Spending bill, but hey, the thing was like, a hundred-kazillion pages so you didn't expect him to READ it before signing it, did you?
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Tue April 03, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
India: Caste-based crimes are absolutely unacceptable in modern India. But look, let's not go *crazy* with investigating every last accusation that You People come up with
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Absolutely the best WTF "explanatory" picture of a science article involving gummy bears and Toblerone that you will ever see
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The G7 nations agree on a "common vision" for AI, forgetting it can't be bargained with. Or reasoned with. That it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And absolutely will not stop, ever, until we are dead
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, it turns out the crowds at the March for Our Lives were a lot smaller and older than reported, and most just came out to see Ariana Grande. And this was determined by a SCIENTIST doing SCIENCE, so there's absolutely no doubt it's true
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin is on track to pull off another election victory, surprising absolutely no one
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
India publishes children's book of inspiring leaders from history. Obama? Sure. Gandhi? Absolutely. Hitler? Hang on
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Right-wing subhuman garbage named Leslie E Gibson calls survivor of the Parkland school shooting a "skinhead lesbian"
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Tue March 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Evangelical leader Colin Hansen is absolutely fed up with fellow Christians who go out of their way to make excuses for President Donald Trump's behavior. MMMBop
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Mon March 05, 2018
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
County charges female prisoners for hygiene products; attorney sees red, says it's a civil rights violation to staunch the free flow of tampons and county must absorb the cost, no strings attached. Period
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Irish granny has "a go at some sledging" which is A) a new slang term for downing tequila shots, B) freebasing the latest street drug to hit Dublin, C) absolutely adorable
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Mon February 26, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
House GOP: There's absolutely no need to examine Trump's finances because Deutsche Bank is German, not Russian. Nothing to see here folks. Move along
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Medium)
 
 
 
73 implications of a driverless future. I absolutely love number 38, and you will too. Guaranteed. Suck it, cops and lawyers
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In case you were looking for a list of the absolute worst people in America, the just released CPAC agenda has you covered
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The iconic Gibson guitar company may soon file for bankruptcy
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Wed February 14, 2018
(CBS News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Reset the cl... you know what, just throw it away
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Openly gay figure skater Adam Rippon and his fabulous routine were absolutely robbed last night
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Some Paul)
 
 
 
"Gibson made around 1,500 sunburst Les Pauls between 1958 and 1960, but today, only 2,000 survive"
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Wed February 07, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
"He's basically saying that I'm wide open as a book. I've done absolutely nothing wrong and I'm willing to say so under oath"
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(Digg)
 
 
 
Absolut Vodka is made by people with nothing whatsoever to hide
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
Listen, and understand. The Mueller investigation is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until Trump is impeached
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
NBC aired 30 seconds of absolute nothingness during the Super Bowl. Was it intentional?
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Sun February 04, 2018
(White House)
 
 
 
Someone has gone through the whitehouse.gov website and cleansed Barack Obama's biography of absolutely everything he did while in office. Down the memory hole we go
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
The absolute 10 best Groundhog Day movies...definitely a repeat
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Tue January 30, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
The people of Puerto Rico salute you on the absolutely fantastic job you and FEMA have done for them. There's so much winning here, believe me
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Chrome extension malware has evolved. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead
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Sat January 20, 2018
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Spiritual bros at a music festival start tripping balls after scientists give them a fancy-looking 'God Helmet' that really does absolutely nothing
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
That top-secret "absolutely shocking," "sickening," "jaw-dropping" and "worse than Watergate," four-page document that Republicans say could bring an end to Robert Mueller's investigation? Yeah....Republican staffers wrote it
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Chinese youth falling prey to dangerous mew drug. "As a veteran sniffer, if I don't get my fix I feel absolutely terrible. I have a serious addiction"
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Fri January 12, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple continues to receive backlash over iPhone designed obsolescence operating system update
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
These birds evolved feathers so black they absorb 99.95% of light shined directly at them
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Tue January 09, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Evangelist con man James Dobson claims not eating will save Trump from impeachment. In other news, lines of liberals, feminists, LGBTQ activists, economists, scientists, stoners, and minorities stretching for miles around Golden Corral
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Tue January 02, 2018
(National Intelligence Director)
 
 
 
The Trump Administration confirms there is absolutely no evidence that Russia interfered in the 2016 Presidential Election
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here's some insane video of absolutely vicious beasts turning on a camera man, attempting to devour him completely
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