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Mon January 24, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Microstrategy's investment strategy in Bitcoin has paid off generously, with its stock now at a two-year low
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Thu January 20, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
25% of Wharton students are out of touch with the realities of the average American and at least one of them is apparently from Narnia
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Wed January 19, 2022
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"The average career-high singles ranking of the coaches working with the top 20 women is 896, and the coaches for the top 20 men have an average ranking of 254." TL;DR: Being a good player doesn't always translate to being a good coach
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Morning Consult)
 
 
 
In survey of adults, the US has a lower vaccination rate than any other country tracked, except the one country that has actively been promoting vaccine misinformation in the US
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Buffalo police investigating reports of vandalized cars throughout the area. Vehicle owners reported going to bed with two tickets to the Bills AFC Wild Card game on their dashboard and woke to find a broken window and four tickets on the dash
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
French bakers feeling the pain. Also fondling the baguettes, cuddling the brioche
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Wed January 12, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Michael Shanks runs all of Glasgow's 6000 streets, defeats the Goa'uld
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Does that mean the median will average out over time?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tesla's automated driver assist feature to offer chill, average, and NYC Taxi driver profiles
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Sun January 09, 2022
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Hunter who did not have the proper paperwork to be hunting in the area, says he shot at a doe, a deer, a female deer, then realized it was an elk and then saw that he shot two. That's his story, and this is his tag
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Sat January 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
So what can the average US citizen do about the fall of US democracy since "do nothing and complain about it on social media" doesn't seem to be working
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Another crooked GOP politician conspiring against the State? Say it ain't so. Because we all know your average Republican denounces nepotism
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Fri January 07, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS' plan to fend off Netflix and HBO Max is to make a "bold" reboot of a 67 year old sitcom. To be fair, that's still younger than the average CBS viewer
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
WHO on the Omnicron variant: "Less severe" does not mean "mild", you dunces
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Wed January 05, 2022
(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Optimistic ape hopes to trade Bored Ape NFTs for a house in Vancouver, BC (average house price $1.2M)
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Mon January 03, 2022
(US News)
 
 
 
1992: The median US household can no longer afford the average new car. 2022: The median US household can no longer afford the average used car
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Sun January 02, 2022
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If poop is a leading indicator, Boston is in for a $hiat-storm
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Sat January 01, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The law of averages says that Elon Musk has to be right about something every once in a while
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Wed December 29, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Are you an entitled consumer who doesn't appreciate the free gifts you got for the holidays? Some online retailers are offering refunds while still leaving you with the work of disposing of your unwanted items
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
According to the Times, with insurance companies no longer waiving costs associated with Covid-19 treatment as they did early in the pandemic, the average hospital stay totals about $40,000. Which seems low
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Tue December 28, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Nothing can be more 2021 than finding out your 239,500 mile 2009 Kia Sorrento with three different color doors, a trash bag and duct tape rear window, bald tires, and a serious engine knock is now worth more than your 2020 Bitcoin investment
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Thu December 23, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
GOP sends out memo touting favorable polling in key US Senate races, Canadian girlfriend, larger than average wee-wee
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Mon December 20, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
With Omicron approaching and the Decepticons infighting, Cyberton markets sell. Optimus seen rolling out
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here's a Holiday Fact: Adjusted for inflation, Bob Cratchit made more money working for Scrooge than the average American minimum wage-earner does today
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Sun December 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Get well soon, Sen. Elizabeth Warren
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good news, Farkers. It turns out most of you are average
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Sat December 18, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bear enters home and leaves with better manners than the average teen
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson wants to hear more about your prostate every day
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The party of tort reform proposes letting the average citizen sue woke teachers and schools
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Tue December 14, 2021
(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Recently Forbes told us about buying a business, so as a follow-up, here is how to buy a vacation home in Mexico with all that leftover cash you have. I forgot how rich the average American is
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Wed December 08, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The average D.C. driver spent a total of about 2 days sitting in traffic last year. Fark: Which was a huge improvement over previous years
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"Thank you for your service to Tyson Foods. Here's your $50 million bonus"
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Sat December 04, 2021
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical firms have agreed to cut prices by 61.7% on average for 67 medicines. Just not for you (unless you're reading this in China)
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Tue November 30, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man with Tesla face tattoo charged with felony DUI. Sad: He was driving a 1992 GMC Safari minivan when busted
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Mon November 22, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
A: Lack of foreplay
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Inflation: Average Americans are paying as much as $90 for a bottle of wine. Farkers are still getting Two Buck Chuck
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Thu November 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN believes that hiking is so mysterious to the average American that they need to explain it as "walking's 'sister activity'"
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Former MLB shortstop Julio Lugo, who won a World Series with the Red Sox in 2007, and played for the Devil Rays, Dodgers, Cardinals, Orioles and Braves, has now joined the Angels at 45 (or maybe re-joined the Devils, depending)
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Tue November 09, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The average Millennial is over $87,000 in debt. Man, that's worth some kind of trophy at least
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Marginal Revolution)
 
 
 
Most extroverted State is not surprisingly, the drunkest one
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Wed November 03, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
NASA is looking for a new, idiot-proof framework that will allow it to accurately explain its deep-space discoveries to your average, every-day dumbass. Coloring books and cartoons?
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Tue November 02, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study confirms Donald Trump is in the top 1%
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This gadget claims to be a "metronome light" that puts you to sleep. Does that mean it's just a hypnosis scam? Could you use it to plant hypnotic commands? Could it animate a devil doll?
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Fri October 29, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
What's the latest polling showing in the Virginia governor's race? Oh. Oh my
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Covid-19's impact on Britain is the worst thing since ... hold on. Brexit. Sorry, Brexit is the worst thing to happen to the economy
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Mon October 25, 2021
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Why can't Seattle Kraken expansion be more like Vegas Golden Knights? Might average rainfall be a factor?
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
It is not reported whether the squirrel had larger than average testicles
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Sun October 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Magnitude 3.6 earthquake hits LA, after which city residents asked, "Did someone just sneeze?"
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Sat October 23, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Austria may implement Covid lockdown for the unvaccinated
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
At around $2.01, this is almost twice as expensive as the average price of gasoline in the region. Did I mention this price was per liter?
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Thu October 21, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Headline: Petrol station stocks back to normal. "Normal": storage tanks in Great Britain were 45% full ... the highest since May
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Tue October 12, 2021
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Urban Meyer close to being charged with "impersonating NFL Coach" if he keeps saying he wants his team to "average 250 yards rushing per game"
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Fri October 08, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Figure Four Friday: First, it's the season premiere of Smackdown with opening round matches in both the King AND Queen of the Ring tourneys. Then on Rampage: Lucha Bros vs The Acclaimed. It all starts at 8 PM on FOX, then 10 PM on TNT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Farkers are way smarter than average Americans
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
In an industry that's all about the female, women hold leadership positions in higher-than-average numbers compared to other industries. And you'll never guess what it is
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Fri October 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Adjusting for population, "Non-metropolitan counties" are now seeing 50% more cases and 100% more deaths due to the Delta variant, low vaccination rates and other factors. (Other factors may include Fox, Newsmax, OAN, misinformation and Team Trump.)
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