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Sat June 12, 2021
		Police are still investigating if the dog deliberately ignored posted signage or if dogs just can't read source: klkntv.com \| share:	36
		0 to 60 under 2 seconds, 1000+ horsepower with 400 mile range, almost alien technology wait a second there Elon, where are my rocket boosters? source: theverge.com \| share:	118

Fri June 11, 2021
		News reporter is interviewing local Durham residents about gun violence, only to be interrupted by gun violence source: wral.com \| share:	45
		Man, 52, who is banned from driving until 2062 caught behind the wheel again. Subby says why not, it's not like he'll ever drive legally in his lifetime again source: 9news.com.au \| share:	36

Thu June 10, 2021
		"Yo, Twitter says there's a car going the #wrongway on #I495 and #I66." "lol it's not just one car it's dozens of them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" source: fox5dc.com \| share:	25
		Got reckless driving? source: kjzz.org \| share:	14
		Anything you can do I can do better source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	19
		Tesla - here's an upgraded Model S: Zero to sixty in less than 2 seconds. You see, an EV's love is very different from that of an internal combustion engine source: thestar.com \| share:	30
		37 pieces of flare might have been too much source: kcrg.com \| share:	47
		What a crappy way to go source: clickorlando.com \| share:	19

Wed June 09, 2021
		Imagine Sonny Crockett at the wheel, sultry Miami breeze in his hair, Tubbs calmly loading that shotgun, all set to the sinister strains of "In the Air Tonight." Except they're on their way to the grocery store to pick up some household sundries source: hiconsumption.com \| share:	13
		68-year-old woman gets a hell of a CSB to tell at her bridge club source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	20
		Ferrari's new CEO comes from chip-making and hasn't previously worked for a car company or a luxury brand. No word on if he even has a patente di guida source: cnbc.com \| share:	10

Tue June 08, 2021
		If you're not safe walking in Plainview, where are you safe source: journalstar.com \| share:	26
		The 250 GT California. The 308. The Daytona. Three of the all-time greatest Ferraris ever driven on loan from a friend's dad, a millionaire employer, or a vice squad's motor pool. Plus 12 more you can figure out how to scam free miles in source: hiconsumption.com \| share:	11
		'Marvel-themed prosthetic leg worth $15K stolen from scene of crash that critically injured pedestrian' source: wfla.com \| share:	30
		Sheriff Buford T. Justice still chasing Bandit forty-four years later and may soon have them in custody source: journalstar.com \| share:	33

Mon June 07, 2021
		On this day in history, in 1962, Switzerland opened its first drive-through bank in Zurich, a historical development only marred by the eventual deaths of fifteen gnomes who had been sucked into the vacuum tubes source: history.com \| share:	12
(Some Concerned Scientist)		Next time someone tells you your EV is coal powered, you can send them here source: blog.ucsusa.org \| share:	71

Sun June 06, 2021
		Why electric cars will take over sooner than you think. Say that with a straight face source: bbc.com \| share:	65
		Naked kidnapping car crash and attempted baptism all rolled into one eventful afternoon source: bringmethenews.com \| share:	19
(The Tech Tack)		♬ Blinded by the headlights ♪ Revved up by a douche, another hummer in the night ♬ source: thetechtack.com \| share:	73

Sat June 05, 2021
		Police force, apparently with a lot of Officer Lou's, uses an eight ton flatbed truck to tow an electric scooter (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	34
(Some Guy)		GM hit with class action suit over destination charges, alleging they are essentially made up and used to profit from hidden markups on vehicle prices. Next up: lawsuits over "document fees," "dealer prep fees," and don't forget that TruCoat source: gmauthority.com \| share:	72

Fri June 04, 2021
		Lululemon sales up almost 90% as people begin stretching their legs source: marketwatch.com \| share:	21

Thu June 03, 2021
(Some Guy)		Imagine a car that solves Sudoku puzzles so you can buy heroin source: news.bitcoin.com \| share:	14
		Driver hits five parked cars and a fire hydrant, would have been a for sure DUI but he missed a fence source: 1011now.com \| share:	10
		Long Island driver busted trying to stay in the carpool lane with fake passenger after putting white drama mask on headrest, which is pretty impressive ingenuity source: news.com.au \| share:	45
		It turns out the good people of Arizona really like their legal weed source: azcentral.com \| share:	25

Wed June 02, 2021
		English road left looking like a 'horror film' after tomato puree spillage source: theguardian.com \| share:	24
		There is now evidence that Bicycle Repair Man is living in Japan source: soranews24.com \| share:	29
		Describe the weirdest or most frustrating time you had trying to sell your car. You know what you got. No tire kickers. No trades. Cash talks. Lowballers walk source: jalopnik.com \| share:	29
		Don't touch that dial or change that pre-set, terrestrial radio is back source: forbes.com \| share:	88
		Tesla recalls nearly 6,000 cars over potentially loose bolts without touching on the obvious single 'nut' joke source: timeslive.co.za \| share:	11
		It's time to bring back the station wagon source: theweek.com \| share:	49
		Minecraft gets a little too realistic source: azfamily.com \| share:	13

Mon May 31, 2021
		The ketchup packet thrower has been confronted by police. You may all safely exit your bunkers now source: cleveland.com \| share:	31
(Some old guy)		'80s car features that went extinct. WTF, #18? source: motor-junkie.com \| share:	242

Sun May 30, 2021
		Hold My Beer: Cornwall oceanic three point turn edition source: theguardian.com \| share:	26
		How do you convince coal miners and petrolheads of the value of renewables? Give them a ride in a Tesla source: msn.com \| share:	124

Sat May 29, 2021
		Sure, Adam, I'll hold your beer. Why? Where are going? Adam? Adam DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? source: thedenverchannel.com \| share:	33
		What's the one thing you wish you'd have known before you traveled? source: jalopnik.com \| share:	87
		Not news: 11 year old boy steals toy car. News: 11 year old boy steals real car source: abc.net.au \| share:	24
		What starts with NHTSA, has CR in the middle, and ends with "Buyer Beware"? Hint: It's an article about a car company that starts with a T and ends with an A source: jalopnik.com \| share:	78
		The wheels on the truck go flying off, flying off, flying off. The wheels on the truck go flying off all around the town source: local10.com \| share:	38
		Even if it means getting a catalytic converter don't help your uncle Jack off a Mercedes source: msn.com \| share:	44

Fri May 28, 2021
		Watch Emma Stone perfectly perform Steve Martin's F-bomb monologue from "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" source: ew.com \| share:	44
		Former astronaut pleads guilty to killing two sisters in car crash source: news.sky.com \| share:	40
		Ceiling Musk is watching you masturbate source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	33
		Good news. Rolls Royce can now custom build you a special Rolls if you are not enthralled by the vehicles they offer to the hoi polloi source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	21

Thu May 27, 2021
		Remember: the customer is always right, because sometimes the customer is a crazy psycho with a gun source: kiro7.com \| share:	28
		Setting a new record for the longest pit stop, Bottas' wheel has finally been removed source: f1i.com \| share:	12
		Someone needs to bring back Goodyear's long-forgotten illuminated automobile tires from the 60s. Psychedelic Subby so wants source: odditycentral.com \| share:	10

Wed May 26, 2021
		Funiculi, Funiculaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	58
		Miserable day today. I'm fed up of walking to work when the weather is bad. I can't remember if I put the cat out. Oh, that house has just started falling down. Nothing to see here, I'll just ignore it and carry on with my normal dull routine source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	35
		$30k futuristic-looking electric sports car unveiled by... wait a minute source: thedrive.com \| share:	38
		Driver arrested Monday night for driving into a group of protestors, and this is the weirdest coincidence, has a history of communicating threats, ethnic intimidation, carrying concealed weapons, and pointing a gun source: wral.com \| share:	75
		Subcontractor handling hand recount in Arizona: Get us the hell away from here source: msn.com \| share:	57

Tue May 25, 2021
		Fraud Self Driving source: electrek.co \| share:	27
		Lawmaker wants trucks and SUVs rated for Killing Pedestrians. Presumably, also for potential Blood and Gore, Drug and Alcohol Use, Language, and if you are doing something right, Mature Sexual Themes source: jalopnik.com \| share:	20
		Monday, May 10, 11:34 a.m.: An ongoing issue with a rabbit was reported on Faxon Drive. DUCK SEASON source: wickedlocal.com \| share:	14
		You know the drugs are good when the drug sniffing dog passes out source: fox16.com \| share:	30
		Teenagers leaving graduation party begin their careers as Duke Boys source: wfla.com \| share:	33

Mon May 24, 2021
		Kid cleans out family car and finds $5k from previous owner, who gifts him 20% for returning it source: wcax.com \| share:	34
		Man arrested after trying to run over cops, driving into police station lobby, and attacking police officers prompts investigation from Sherwin-Williams paint scientists to identify the whitest shade of white known to man source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	65
		AAA Mid-Atlantic warns that holiday travel for the Memorial Day Weekend will be hitting "Oh, farking hell no" levels even sooner than anticipated source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	34
		Florida Woman: "Hold my beer and HANG ON" source: wfla.com \| share:	44
		A couple of guys in a car prove that the "magic bullet theory" is true source: nbcsandiego.com \| share:	23

Sun May 23, 2021
		Texas EV owners outraged that they may be asked to help fund road repairs just like everyone else source: caranddriver.com \| share:	224
		Freud on petro-masculinity and electric vehicles: "Sometimes a hummer is just a hummer" source: jalopnik.com \| share:	52
(Some Guy)		Dat ass source: hotcars.com \| share:	22

Sat May 22, 2021
(Some Guy)		Even the dog knows you crashed that truck source: lcnme.com \| share:	13
		Let's take a stroll down memory lane, to a time when 1980's GM cars had rear windows that didn't roll down...good times, good times source: jalopnik.com \| share:	47

Fri May 21, 2021
		A brief history of gasoline: A century and a half of ass or grass. Everybody lies freely source: jalopnik.com \| share:	17
(Some Guy)		Driver in van gets tired source: cdllife.com \| share:	28

Thu May 20, 2021
		It's where you can hit and cook the deer at the same time source: whdh.com \| share:	8
		Audi wants to charge its customers $85 a month for something their customers can already get from Google source: jalopnik.com \| share:	40
		From the designers of Goat Simulator comes Get Off My Lawn, The Game source: polygon.com \| share:	12
		The right-wing outrage machine is really getting desperate source: jalopnik.com \| share:	106
		Woman practices 'self care' in the back seat of a car at a dealership in Minnesota. It takes the cops an hour to coax her out of the vehicle. Gotta read the article to find out why we went with the Florida tag source: msn.com \| share:	80
		Ford already has 20,000 reservations for new electric F-150 Lightning. Surely a whopping $100, fully-refundable deposit is a rock-solid predictor of actual sales source: cnbc.com \| share:	38
		Even this one? source: wpxi.com \| share:	10
		President Biden expresses interest in riding around in Electric Beast as 46th presidency veers into a 1970's custom van mural source: motortrend.com \| share:	44

Wed May 19, 2021
		Another cycling champion falls victim to doping source: foxnews.com \| share:	44
		The entire crypto market took a giant shiat this morning and dropped 20% of its overall value source: nypost.com \| share:	87
		Do you know why I pulled you over? Hello? HELLO? WAKE UP source: cnn.com \| share:	33
		"I just got here in this BMW i8 and you want to know why? Cause I ate p***y this morning MFers" Oh, Canada source: thedrive.com \| share:	20
		If only we all had neighbors like this guy source: soranews24.com \| share:	2
		Florida man hid cocaine in his anus. I guess a drug charge would've rectum source: nbc-2.com \| share:	22

Tue May 18, 2021
		Fact Check: No, the video of the woman filling up plastic bags with gasoline was not recorded in 2021, but in 2019, which of course makes it all better source: king5.com \| share:	29
		"He's heading right away from us" found to be valid excuse for shooting by NC DA source: cnn.com \| share:	113
		In related story, 'Electric Ford' is the name of subby's new post-punk indie band source: foxnews.com \| share:	18
		"Tesla, engage autopilot mode." "Cop-seeking mode engaged." "Wait, that's not what I--" CRASH source: kiro7.com \| share:	59
		Always a lady source: azfamily.com \| share:	67
		\ō≡o˞ nerds source: jalopnik.com \| share:	26

Sun May 16, 2021
		Election idiocy in Arizona is widening source: azcentral.com \| share:	58
		You're doing it wrong source: nypost.com \| share:	17

Sat May 15, 2021
		It's just that older drivers have a one track mind source: triblive.com \| share:	15
		Man chains parking boot to pole, sends ticket to police. It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see how it works out source: metro.co.uk \| share:	63
		In this corner, we have a Waymo Autonomous Vehicle. In the opposite corner, we have the humble traffic cone. DING DING DING source: jalopnik.com \| share:	29

Fri May 14, 2021
(Some Guy)		New Jersey doubles down on its image by dumping chicken guts and feet on highway source: njpen.com \| share:	15
		I see your burnt down Hummer and raise you a burnt down Pontiac with the driver still inside source: jalopnik.com \| share:	94
		Don't smoke and sanitize source: wtop.com \| share:	23

Thu May 13, 2021
		Have you ever been so hot people called the police on you? source: clickorlando.com \| share:	81
		Ferrari poorly parked with one wheel over the curb. Apparently, this is news in New Zealand source: nzherald.co.nz \| share:	44

Wed May 12, 2021
		"You know what? I haven't spent enough money on my new Land Rover. I think I'll add some aftermarket rust" source: jalopnik.com \| share:	21
		Ford brings the billboard to your dashboard source: motor1.com \| share:	25
		Panic buying fools are making the gas situation worse source: fox5ny.com \| share:	164

Tue May 11, 2021
		It's a ghost car source: azfamily.com \| share:	32
		Florida woman, unsure on the definition of designated driver, is arrested for dui after hitting three cars in the bar's parking lot causing her own car to burst into flames. The intoxicrats source: fox13news.com \| share:	36
		If you live in Colorado, the chances of you getting a call about your cars warranty is going way down. Just kidding. It's about to get worse, waaaay worse source: 9news.com \| share:	63
		Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are just friends and totally not having all kinds of wild, raunchy, dirty, porno caliber sex in subby's head source: people.com \| share:	27
		The "Carolina Squat" is not what you think. It's dumber source: wnct.com \| share:	160
		NC declares state of emergency source: wlos.com \| share:	208
		Stay-at-home means stay-at-home. Your household's social bubble is a legal thing, now. The Canadian pandemic response is getting real source: msn.com \| share:	72

Mon May 10, 2021
		Carmakers are weighing a decision on pulling gadgets from cars to start production again source: motorious.com \| share:	222
		"GM is right" .... and you've stopped reading source: jalopnik.com \| share:	21
		My boyfriend talked me into depositing my paychecks into his bank account and paying for a car in his name. Does he really truly love me? source: marketwatch.com \| share:	32
(Some Guy in "H")		What's the most unreliable car you've ever owned? source: hotcars.com \| share:	128
(Some Guy)		Uber and Lyft: EVs are our future. Drivers: Well how about you actually help pay for OUR futures? Uber and Lyft: New app, who this? source: reliableuk.com \| share:	7
		"Sudden loss of steering control" is not in Accord with established vehicle safety parameters source: autonews.com \| share:	6

Sun May 09, 2021
		News crew doing story on stolen dog sees thief and interviews him. Guy has worst alibi ever, is arrested, dog recovered source: whdh.com \| share:	25
		The Arizona "audit" is a shiatshow that the "auditors" are making up as they go along source: azcentral.com \| share:	162
		Arizona decides knocking on voters' doors and interrogating them regarding their voting record might be a bit over the top source: azcentral.com \| share:	99

Sat May 08, 2021
		After attending AA meeting, man hit by drunk driver. Who would've thought...it figures source: insider.com \| share:	42
		Elon Musk to investors: "We'll absolutely have autonomous driving very soon." Tesla to regulators: "We have no idea who this crazy guy is. He just showed up and we can't get him to leave" source: theverge.com \| share:	212

Fri May 07, 2021
		If at first you don't succeed. Florida Man style source: wesh.com \| share:	18
		GOBLESS these car fans source: jalopnik.com \| share:	14
		An electric vehicle is believed to have started a fire at a home in VA that caused $235,000 in damage. In other news, electric vehicles have become sentient, are partial to arson, and should be viewed as hostile source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	44
(Some Guy)		What car do you regret selling? LGT subby's dad's source: portholeauthority.com \| share:	75
		'I say, let's play polo' - 'But the horses are sick.' - 'Grab your car keys & follow me' source: vintag.es \| share:	6
		'I say, let's play polo' - 'But the horses are sick.' - 'Grab your car keys & follow me' source: vintag.es \| share:	6
		The typical Tesla owner has a Master's degree and earns $143,000 a year. Not this guy source: electrek.co \| share:	72

Thu May 06, 2021
		I'm truly a stupid moron who gives other stupid morons a bad name. My wife knows basic math and made a suggestion. What should I do? source: marketwatch.com \| share:	17
		The Feds can now access the private data on your phone through your car, citizen source: theintercept.com \| share:	28
		Man takes car to the dealership for repair, app shows it was then taken for 90-km trip. Cameron left inconsolable source: globalnews.ca \| share:	59
		Wolfsburg loves dragons. This is not Grimm fanfic source: apnews.com \| share:	3
		Old-skool pics of rich kids in their pedal cars - cuz ponies are soooo 18th century source: vintag.es \| share:	18
		Old-skool pics of rich kids in their pedal cars - cuz ponies are soooo 18th century source: vintag.es \| share:	18
		Meet irresistible professional car model Mao Mao, a cat who earns more than most humans by looking cute and attracting attention with her pouty face source: odditycentral.com \| share:	1

Wed May 05, 2021
		Solar Man first to enter Arizona GOP clown car to defeat Space Man source: azcentral.com \| share:	55
		All my friends know the low rider. For those of you who don't, take a little trip and learn the history of L.A. low riders source: smithsonianmag.com \| share:	13
		Neck tattoo lady pleads not guilty to driving over graves, attempting to run down mourners at ex's funeral. Claims she was just lost on the way to Florida source: twincities.com \| share:	49
		Rental car companies are snapping up used cars as there aren't enough new beaters to go around. Thats gotta Hertz source: thedrive.com \| share:	37

Tue May 04, 2021
		Lazy crook tries to snatch purse while driving a Uhaul. Continues with a slow speed police chase and a demolition derby source: 6abc.com \| share:	7
		Searchers in Utah find woman missing since November 2020. She just wanted to be left the hell alone for a while source: wfla.com \| share:	76
		What are the four least attractive words to come out of someone's mouth? Subby votes for "friend me on Facebook" source: fark.com \| share:	82
		Buy a new car, complain about its shortcomings on YouTube, rack up lots of views, manufacturer calls the police on you for slander...wait, what? source: autoblog.com \| share:	24
(Some Guy)		Alberta car dealership gives 68 year old man delivering food a car. Doesn't even pressure him into an extended warranty or undercoating source: fortsaskonline.com \| share:	14
		Man charged with stealing a garbage truck, crashing it into an airport parking lot pillar. Mugshot of driver looks to be exactly the type of person you would expect to steal a garbage truck and crash it into an airport parking lot pillar source: wral.com \| share:	32
(Some Guy)		Ferrari pushes back financial targets due to lack of qualified driver source: bnnbloomberg.ca \| share:	4
		Things are not working at the car wash source: kcrg.com \| share:	25

Mon May 03, 2021
		They're not bugs, they're monthly fee features source: thestar.com.my \| share:	8
(Some Color Guy)		We all know red cars go faster, but which car colors hold their value the longest? Sorry for you folks with purple cars. Also, what the hell were you thinking? source: iseecars.com \| share:	38

Sun May 02, 2021
		Cars crashing into gas stations have only made gas stations angry. Now, their vengeance begins source: wcvb.com \| share:	12

Fri April 30, 2021
		Central Pennsylvania man owns over 40,000 Diecast cars and proudly displays them throughout his house, garage, and any other available space. Sorry ladies, he's taken source: autoevolution.com \| share:	33
		Roughly one in five plug-in electric vehicle owners in California, switched back to owning gas-powered cars, in large part because charging the batteries was a pain in the... trunk source: msn.com \| share:	36
		Raging digger-driver goes on bulldozing rampage, leaves £700,000 trail of destruction after demolishing offices source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	21
		"I'm grateful my brother survived a traffic stop, and I'm angry that police murders of minorities has made me feel that way" source: motherjones.com \| share:	19
		A Wisconsin car dealer 'for the people' gets a visit from the DMV and the Wisconsin DCI at multiple locations. It wasn't because of the infinitely annoying radio commercials source: wbay.com \| share:	20

Thu April 29, 2021
		Man wins £23,500 Mitsubishi Evo sports car in a internet giveaway. Since you're reading this on Fark, you can guess what happens next source: walesonline.co.uk \| share:	88

Wed April 28, 2021
		Subby just bought a new 2021 Toyota Corolla hybrid. Nowhere in the nearly 600 page owners manual does it say that that vehicle has remote start capabilities. Mine does, using the key fob. Anyone else have a new Corolla hybrid? Snark welcome source: reddit.com \| share:	29
		Saskatchewan RCMP impound a Ferarri, Lamborghini and Aston Martin for excessive speed. Reportedly one driver was an arrogant loudmouth, another was a bore and the third they were amazed didn't crash source: msn.com \| share:	38
		In a world with no entertainment, man must make their own. But when you've spent 6 years parking in every space in one particular car park, there's something else going on source: kentonline.co.uk \| share:	34
		Man steals Jeep. Then things get weird source: wabi.tv \| share:	16

Tue April 27, 2021
		Saitama cement factory blows up real good, damages property. "My daughter was on her way home from a cram school and was surprised to see something that looked like snowflakes falling" source: japantoday.com \| share:	30
		Are you into F1 racing games, I mean really really into F1 racing games. Thrustmaster has a $350 wheel for you source: slashgear.com \| share:	35
		Normally, a car exploding on the side of the road is enough to get noticed - but it's 2021, and people stopped giving a fark sometime last year (with video) source: abc7.com \| share:	56
		Newly released bodycam footage clearly shows Atlanta Police officers....uh -oh...Saving a man from a burning car that crashed in a gas Station parking lot? Nicely done fellas source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	133
		Teenage girl chooses the wrong pedal and parks inside a NAPA auto parts store. Police say they're still investigating the cause of the accident; subby points at first two words of headline source: whdh.com \| share:	62
		Your grandma used to be a motorcycle mama & loved riding the hog source: vintag.es \| share:	10
		Suck it pedo guys, Tesla reports record profits despite shipment delays source: theverge.com \| share:	42

Mon April 26, 2021
		California will resume setting its own pollution standards as Pres. Biden continues to unring Bell-End-45's policies source: ktla.com \| share:	42
		Was his name Jesus? source: abc57.com \| share:	26
		The Fast and the Furious: Hot Wheels Drift source: gizmodo.com \| share:	5
		We have no experience with elections and are run by a conspiracy theorist, so clearly the methods we use in auditing the election must be kept secret and not revealed to the courts, and I cannot trust the wine in front of you source: msn.com \| share:	79
		Porsche would rather you wrap a high-tech vehicle around a phone pole than a turbo source: auto.hindustantimes.com \| share:	6
		Riders walk down 64.9 meter high Blackpool roller coaster after it breaks down. Had to choose between scary and hero tags source: metro.co.uk \| share:	30

Sun April 25, 2021
		Texas man had a burning desire to get arrested source: kxan.com \| share:	9

Sat April 24, 2021
		Virginia State Trooper pulls over black man and plays up the stop for his body camera. It did not end well for him source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	203

Thu April 22, 2021
		Would you guess this weighs as much as a small adult? source: consumerreports.org \| share:	23
		Britain's Jaguar Land Rover shuts down due to chip shortage, not fish-related Brexit issues source: bbc.com \| share:	15
		You'll be the coolest geek on the block driving around in this bad boy. Unless you run over a stick and total it source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	33
		Motorcycle stunts should be done by professionals under controlled conditions, not by amateurs at night on I-95 source: wftv.com \| share:	100

Wed April 21, 2021
		Peugeot goes old school to deal with global chip shortage. What's French for hand cranks and 6 volt? source: jalopnik.com \| share:	14
		Gee, ya think? source: thedrive.com \| share:	6
		Why new cars cost so much right now. Tl;dr demand is really high source: cnn.com \| share:	17
		Hate it when they leave, but love to watch them when they go source: jalopnik.com \| share:	40
		To protect, serve, and make out in grocery store parking lots source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	22

Tue April 20, 2021
		There's a reason why Jalopnik writes about Tesla crashes...cue the weird nerd outrage anyway source: jalopnik.com \| share:	37
		Canadian town decides to become the golf cart drag race capital of the world source: driving.ca \| share:	4

Mon April 19, 2021
		It now looks like GM's self-driving car, the Cruise, will combine not only the technological expertise and legacy of quality that GM is known for, but also the refinement and prestige that we all associate with Walmart source: cnn.com \| share:	50
		Toyota joins the EV SUV parade with the thinly disguised bZ4X concept, basically a RAV4's electric cousin featuring an AWD system by Subaru source: thedrive.com \| share:	23

Sun April 18, 2021
		Pinto owners rejoice as firefighters use 32,000 gallons of water over four hours and have to call Tesla to extinguish one burning car source: click2houston.com \| share:	209
		Arizona to conduct an "independent" audit of election, funded by Trumpies and conducted by conspiracy-theorist company. Surely this will be on the up-and-up source: azcentral.com \| share:	67

Sat April 17, 2021
		Two week outage of vehicle inspection software has Massachusetts officials very concerned about (a) safety, (b) pollution, or (c) revenue source: bostonglobe.com \| share:	37

Fri April 16, 2021
		Vandal gives woman the finger source: azfamily.com \| share:	31

Thu April 15, 2021
		Matchbox goes electric with some new hot wheels source: bbc.com \| share:	9

Wed April 14, 2021
		Watch this Hellcat driver with poor judgment and too much horsepower source: msn.com \| share:	122
		Attorney at bowling alley starts smacking his girlfriend around, another lady steps in and shuts his eye. But he got a spare source: knewz.com \| share:	74

Tue April 13, 2021
		After being kicked out by his grandmother and threatening to set a woman's house on fire, Florida Man cannot resist the allure of the sirens of the retention pond source: clickorlando.com \| share:	20
		🎵 My Maserati goes 185 / It went flying now I don't drive / The CHP took pics of my wreck / I have a big ol'pain in my neck 🎵 source: sfgate.com \| share:	29
		Surprisingly, saying "Open Butthole" in your Tesla doesn't place a call to Elon Musk source: gizmodo.com \| share:	91
		Open butthole, and prepare for charger wand insertion source: jalopnik.com \| share:	24

Mon April 12, 2021
		Britt Reid to soon be named assistance coach of the Mean Machine source: espn.com \| share:	11
		Electric, autonomous cars - this is the Huawei source: marketwatch.com \| share:	8

Sun April 11, 2021
		You really shouldn't leave your 4 year old in the car while you shop for new toys for yourselves, Moms source: wtnh.com \| share:	55
		Car loving Farkers, what are your favorite automotive oriented YouTube channels. Vroom-vroom to the right source: caranddriver.com \| share:	40
		Harry needs to lay off the polyjuice potion source: local10.com \| share:	28

Sat April 10, 2021
		If you could only drive cars introduced the year you were born, how screwed would you be? Asking for an AMC Gremlin friend source: jalopnik.com \| share:	210

Fri April 09, 2021
		Farkeurs, le Teslas se livre à un tour de passe-passe avec l'argent des contribuables canadiens source: jalopnik.com \| share:	18
(Some Cannonballer)		Sad tag: car burns. Florida tag: It was Burt Reynolds' own Bandit source: autobodynews.com \| share:	24
		The greatest risk during the next pandemic wave comes from not owning Tesla stock. So remember to wear a mask, social distancing, and buy Tesla source: markets.businessinsider.com \| share:	7

Thu April 08, 2021
		What's your driving pet peeve? Slower Farkers must keep right source: jalopnik.com \| share:	146
		Ah, spring, when the local police have to deal with people walking into traffic while reading, file cabinets trying to cross Main Street in search of mates, children on bikes being whisked to hospitals after damaging cars, and a stuck duck source: wickedlocal.com \| share:	11

Wed April 07, 2021
		Zoom zombies source: fastcompany.com \| share:	39

Tue April 06, 2021
		OnStar should be attached to every Floridian source: fox13news.com \| share:	16
		GM confirms all-electric Silverado. Bros everywhere rush to repurpose their JL Audio systems to play the sound of Flowmasters out the window source: cnbc.com \| share:	37
		"Porsche put 54 pounds of extra weight in my car to make it nicer to drive, so I threw it away" source: jalopnik.com \| share:	41

Sun April 04, 2021
		SHAZAM source: msn.com \| share:	32
		Asshats decide to make driving on the beltway even worse. Police respond but fail to arrest anyone source: wtop.com \| share:	85
(Some Electric Car Guy)		Tesla may dominate the electric car talk, but what other new companies will be around in ten years? ( Link goes to list of new car brands) source: carlogos.org \| share:	76

Sat April 03, 2021
		MG plans to give Tesla a run for its roadster money ... and it looks pretty damn spiffy source: cnet.com \| share:	44

Fri April 02, 2021
		Researchers have developed a new structural EV battery system that mitigates some downsides of typically heavy EV batteries. That's a potentially spicy Swedish vehicular meatball source: jalopnik.com \| share:	16
		Videoing a train passing by? Yeah... that's kinda cool. Videoing a train passing by as it starts derailing? Yeah, that's much more interesting source: msn.com \| share:	58

Thu April 01, 2021
		Buick, long ago known as the doctor's car for subdued luxury, is a but a shadow of its former self. They don't even sell cars anymore in the US, just a hodgepodge of 4 crossovers, each with a Chevy equivalents. So, what to do? source: thetruthaboutcars.com \| share:	70
		Straight headline: "Sales of Bentleys and Lamborghinis are booming because rich people are bored" source: cnn.com \| share:	19
(AskLegal Malaysia)		Can you legally drive through a red light in Malaysia if no one is around to see it? A comprehensive analysis source: asklegal.my \| share:	64

Wed March 31, 2021
		I like my cars like I like my flower gardens: FILLED WITH BEES source: jalopnik.com \| share:	19
		Picture in your mind a fire truck. Now click the link to compare and contrast source: carscoops.com \| share:	60
		The jump that wasn't, by the stuntman who didn't, featuring Canada's Evel Knievel wannabe source: roadandtrack.com \| share:	6
		Google maps will now suggest "eco-friendly" routes to avoid slopes, because even Google engineers are sick of powder hounds, snow bunnies, and 80s teen comedy villains source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	66
		Fernando Alonso had nothing to be glad about in his F1 comeback race - DNFing is a hefty toll source: thedrive.com \| share:	14

Mon March 29, 2021
		Kwik Stop Rims & Tires does no refunds nor returns in the best Florida way, where it will cost you source: local10.com \| share:	16
		But can it run Crysis at 100mph? source: jalopnik.com \| share:	30
		Canada to Honda: Your cars don't work so good in the cold. Honda: Try not to be so cold then source: cbc.ca \| share:	49
		B-b-but were they headed to Beverly Hills with its swimming pools and movie stars? source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	27
		BMW now asks its drivers to pay about $200 to stop blinding you with their high beams source: theverge.com \| share:	27

Sun March 28, 2021
		Stealing a bike from the train station? Get as far away from the train station as you can, as fast as you can, so you aren't still riding it right across the street when its owner calls the cops source: lowellsun.com \| share:	11
(Some Guy)		Dodge notices SRTs are getting stolen left and right, offers new software update that requires you to enter a PIN if you want the engine to make more than 3HP. Not a typo source: moparinsiders.com \| share:	47
		Not Timmy. Not Lassie. Still, Good Dog source: wesh.com \| share:	20

Sat March 27, 2021
		Goods being held up by the Suez Canal blockage include oil, automobiles, consumer electronics, 92,000 head of livestock, clothing, natural gas, furniture...hold on back up a few source: gcaptain.com \| share:	101

Fri March 26, 2021
		Man loitering in empty lot in stolen car refuses police officers orders to exit the vehicle and is able to flee to steal two additional vehicles. Still at large. Betty White is correct source: pennlive.com \| share:	33
		NFL player busted with stolen loaded gun source: fox8.com \| share:	27
		Electric vehicle factory announces a five-day shutdown due to a shortage of microchips for their cars. Well, this is what happens when you outsource all your manufacturing to China...wait, this IS a Chinese factory? Yikes source: cnbc.com \| share:	10
		Uhh, because they're serious about making this happen, and we've largely let a pothead weirdo who is off playing "rocket ship" half the time carry the ball for our team? source: cnbc.com \| share:	47
		March Sadness source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	8

Thu March 25, 2021
		Shifting gears via a touch screen? It's more likely than you think source: engadget.com \| share:	46
		Keep Austin Weird. Newly arriving professionals: Nope source: texasmonthly.com \| share:	180
		Subby saw the price for this car and then clicked the "View this vehicle on dealer's website" link to see if there was an error source: cars.com \| share:	35
		Abducted woman rescued when man going to Florida takes the last exit to Clarksville source: clarksvillenow.com \| share:	28

Wed March 24, 2021
(Some Guy)		English lorry driver found guilty on two accounts of assault by beating. With tea. Bonus: Top notch photoshop skillz source: wiltshire999s.co.uk \| share:	23

Tue March 23, 2021
		GM launches $9,000 Pickup with fold-down bed sides. Sadly only for the Chinese market source: thedrive.com \| share:	47
		Sorry about that, I was trying to run someone else over source: local10.com \| share:	42
		80s movies, rare music, luxury automobiles, and comics are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 7-13 InstaPot Edition source: fark.com \| share:	19
		Old & stale: car with an in-dash CD player. New hotness: Lexus IS WAX Edition with in-dash LP player. "What about vinyl storage? Am I schlepping a milk crate in my fancy Lexus, or are my vinyls strewn about the cabin, melting in the heat of the sun?" source: jalopnik.com \| share:	28

Mon March 22, 2021
		Drunk woman with BAC 3 times the legal limit drives car into lake, with "I regret nothing" mugshot goodness source: wndu.com \| share:	43
		How will drunk driving laws adapt to self-driving cars? Will any changes make some groups MADD? source: thenextweb.com \| share:	16
		China "concerned" that Tesla cars, with their on-board cameras and whatnot, would be used to spy on them. That's the joke source: cnn.com \| share:	14
		GTA: Altoona source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	17
		"What could be a worse idea than flying around corners at high speeds on an unstable tricycle with intentionally low traction wheels? Doing it with a small child tied down next to you" source: electrek.co \| share:	20
		Getting busted for DUI in a McDonald's drive-thru is pretty bad, but what really was impressive was being able to hide eight airplane bottles of vodka in your bra source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	44

Sun March 21, 2021
		Don't even think about parking your poor people car in our apartment complex, because we'll tow it source: local12.com \| share:	167
		If you HAVE to drive drunk and do burnouts in a car park, maybe choose one that isn't literally on top of a police station source: abc.net.au \| share:	8
		"This tiny car beat Tesla's Model 3 as the best-selling EV in the world for January and February." Is it a cheap shoebox on wheels? You bet your ass it is source: theverge.com \| share:	75

Fri March 19, 2021
		Video shows brazen thieves riding new Harleys through the front doors of the dealership; police intend to follow trail of oil to find the perps source: nbcnews.com \| share:	87
		Why a giant country full of rickshaws, motorcycles, and compact cars, with spotty electrical infrastructure, might not be the most fertile market for an electric American status symbol vehicle source: cnbc.com \| share:	60
		Man crushed to death while trying to steal catalytic converter was victim of bad carma source: losangeles.cbslocal.com \| share:	80
		Arizona's Senate to 2020 presidential election: "I wish I knew how to quit you" source: azcentral.com \| share:	40

Thu March 18, 2021
		BMW CEO Oliver Zipse says BMW has no plans to stop developing internal combustion engines because demand for these vehicles will remain robust for many years to come source: msn.com \| share:	37
		GTA: GTA source: toronto.ctvnews.ca \| share:	44
		Godzilla is now transporting Portuguese organs at high speed. No, subby did not have a stroke source: thedrive.com \| share:	16
		Asshat who walked away from a Manhattan wrecking spree in a Gemballa Mirage GT supercar strolls away from repercussions source: roadandtrack.com \| share:	74
		Car Confessions: What's your worst motor vehicle related financial decision to date? source: jalopnik.com \| share:	149

Wed March 17, 2021
		World's most inattentive driver somehow fails to see 7'6" Shawn Bradley on his bike. Hits him from behind, leaving him paralyzed source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	39
		Would you buy an "old, brand new" Lotus? Someone just bought a 2014 Lotus Evora S 2+2 for $20k off sticker source: popularmechanics.com \| share:	23
		What car has the best grille now to the left, gas-fueled discussion to the right. New BMWs already excluded source: jalopnik.com \| share:	31
		Tesla in self-driving mode hits parked state police car that had emergency lights activated. The Tesla wasn't black, so it got off with a warning source: mlive.com \| share:	158
		But what of their turn-signals? source: reuters.com \| share:	14
		It's not a choice - they're built that way source: cnbc.com \| share:	42
		Houston Police don't say they had to shoot a 1-year old in the head, but they do say he had a history of tantrums and furtive movements source: click2houston.com \| share:	224

Tue March 16, 2021
		Ford unveiled its new 2021 F-150 Police Responder on Tuesday with speeds up to 120mph. Maybe it should be a F-120 source: msn.com \| share:	38
		"When given the option to buy a speedster, buy a speedster." He's right, you know source: thedrive.com \| share:	14
		In a totally apt analogy, VW CEO Herbert Diess is like a certain stoic German Chancellor and Elon Musk is like a very cocky...whoever the President of France was in 1939 source: cnbc.com \| share:	8
		Mathematician Charles Steinmetz predicted modern HVAC, electric vehicles, and streaming audio-- in 1921 source: gizmodo.com \| share:	9
		"If Tesla Is the Apple of Electric Vehicles, Volkswagen Is Betting it Can Be Samsung." Pretty sure exploding cars are frowned upon, regardless of market source: msn.com \| share:	25
(Some Guy)		So how much does it cost to fill up an EV? source: kbb.com \| share:	20

Mon March 15, 2021
		While game-makers seem to increasingly use early customers as unwitting beta testers, that's WAY less cool when, say, Tesla does it with their self-driving software, says the NTSB source: cnbc.com \| share:	23
		Kia brings out the E-GMP source: theverge.com \| share:	7

Sun March 14, 2021
		Hey there sunshine! Solar vehicles are now viable, and Europe is driving them source: observer.com \| share:	37
(Street Hustle)		A helpful FBI video on how to steal a car for fun and profit. And you say you never learn anything useful on Fark source: streetmusclemag.com \| share:	10

Sat March 13, 2021
		So this FOTY got his son a $9.6 million Bugatti Centodieci source: luxurylaunches.com \| share:	15
		Congress wants to make sure PMG Louis DeJoy's new contract for replacement US Postal vehicles involves horsepower rather than being pulled by actual horses source: reuters.com \| share:	26
		If the police chief likes you, you get to take the interceptor on high speed chases. If the chief doesn't like you, you go out rounding up dirt bikes in this source: masslive.com \| share:	54

Fri March 12, 2021
		Last week it was the guy with a no-contact order virtually appearing for court in the same house as the battery victim. This week it's the guy with a suspended license appearing while in the driver seat of a car source: jalopnik.com \| share:	17
		There is Michelangelo's David, there is the Venus de Milo, there is the Pieta, and there is the Jaguar E-Type. Three of these don't have bad electrics source: thedrive.com \| share:	24
		Mercedes is recalling 2.6mil cars in China due to a "software design issue" that doesn't tell the gov't the vehicle's correct location in a crash. Or when the key's turned. Or where it's parked. Or for how long it's there source: cnbc.com \| share:	7
		Scottish grandmother drove around drunk on just three wheels because she lost her phone and couldn't call a taxi source: dailyrecord.co.uk \| share:	9

Thu March 11, 2021
		There are easier ways to get a bologna sandwich source: azfamily.com \| share:	23
		Poetry...they should have sent a poet...[joyful sobbing noises] source: hiconsumption.com \| share:	11
		Step 1: Test drive new BMW. Step 2: Rob a bank. Step 3: Return to dealership and buy the car with the stolen money. Oh, the cops might have a problem with Step 2 source: dfw.cbslocal.com \| share:	41
		When you've got $3.6mil to throw down on a new Bugatti Chiron Pur Sport, lack of voltage is not an issue. Also, anybody want to lend subby $3.6 mil? source: msn.com \| share:	16

Wed March 10, 2021
		What? It has a seat belt source: kiro7.com \| share:	14
		Hyundai KONA N: to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their...rack & pinions source: jalopnik.com \| share:	8
		Garden sheds should be hidden at a resort, not leased out for guests source: wtae.com \| share:	16
		Bring out the E-GMP source: theverge.com \| share:	5
		"Certified Pre-owned Harley-Davidson." How do you do, fellow kids? source: jalopnik.com \| share:	27

Tue March 09, 2021
		Kia debuts new and exciting external combustion engine source: cnet.com \| share:	44
		Going through a McDonald's drive through drunk with kids in the car is one thing. Doing it repeatedly and forgetting you were just there? That's a Fark headline, and a DUI source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	19
		Kia Soul stans come out to defend their box-on-wheels from TikTok & Twitter bullies. Oh, and dancing hamsters source: thedrive.com \| share:	36

Mon March 08, 2021
		Elon Musk: "Full Self Driving" beta coming. Tesla to California regulators: uh, it's just more SAE Level 2. Musk trifailecta complete source: thedrive.com \| share:	17
(Some Guy)		Junk car moved three times, investigation launched. Operation Corolla underway source: postguam.com \| share:	16

Sun March 07, 2021
		BMW drivers persist in complaining and making excuses for why they can't get to gym in under 26 minutes. Still claim no knowledge of turn indicators source: jalopnik.com \| share:	74
		Today's fark ready headline: Vehicle crashes into waterfall in Atlantis source: wptv.com \| share:	26

Sat March 06, 2021
		Tesla's Autopilot will outdick ANY dickhead camped out in the passing lane source: jalopnik.com \| share:	93
		If you want to start off your criminal career with a series of carjackings, that's entirely up to you, but maybe you should wait until you're at least a teenager source: ktvz.com \| share:	37
		Elon Musk is doubling the chances of mowing down innocent pedestrians source: electrek.co \| share:	25

Fri March 05, 2021
		No, it's not your imagination. Drivers have gotten substantially worse since the lockdowns began last year source: npr.org \| share:	82
		Me so thorny source: coconuts.co \| share:	6
		You know, you might not be fit to drive if cops ask you if you know where you are and you reply "In bed" source: scoopnashville.com \| share:	23
		Will the expansion of EVs be the thing that finally forces the US to address their aging power grid? source: reuters.com \| share:	122
		First car with Level 3 autonomy now available for lease, limited to 100 units and Japanese domestic market. Sorry Tesla, not yours source: caranddriver.com \| share:	13

Thu March 04, 2021
		Inspired by the Ford Pinto of years past, new Jeeps designed to catch fire easily source: engadget.com \| share:	7
		Inspired by the Ford Pinto of years past, new Jeeps designed to catch fire easily source: engadget.com \| share:	7
		Car sales in 2020 were terrible, so why did many dealerships have their most profitable year ever? source: roadandtrack.com \| share:	14
		I don't remember, I don't recall. I got no memory of anything at all. Well, I guess if there is something you wanted erased from your mind, a rollover accident would rank up there source: usatoday.com \| share:	18
		Machine Gun Kelly's drummer beat up, robbed, and hit by a car while fleeing. Now that's gangster source: tmz.com \| share:	19

Wed March 03, 2021
		Suddenly, couch source: whdh.com \| share:	89
		A South Carolina man has been arrested for stealing four classics and taking them to the chop shop source: motorious.com \| share:	58
(Some Guy)		Like people who eat salad but have two pieces of cake for dessert, buyers of green cars opt for gas guzzlers for their second cars source: agnr.umd.edu \| share:	21
		"Drop some of this toothpaste into your fuel tank," said a crestfallen Tom Swiftly source: thenextweb.com \| share:	14
		Dumbass tries to cut in the drive-thru line at Whataburger during the Texas snow emergency. You'll never guess what happens next source: god.dailydot.com \| share:	71

Tue March 02, 2021
		Two tires, one wheel. It was the '80s, when white lines meant anything and everything source: thedrive.com \| share:	12
(Some Guy)		VW's GTI turns 45, $60K source: volkswagen-newsroom.com \| share:	8
		Meow, would you pay twenty-one grand for a restored 2002 Cameowaro cop car? source: jalopnik.com \| share:	9

Mon March 01, 2021
		Nix is nix source: nypost.com \| share:	2

Sun February 28, 2021