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headlines found matching 'Australia'
Sat May 15, 2021
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Step aside, debates over which state has the best pizza. Make way for the real argument: Who has the best BBQ? Fail: Texas is listed among the worst
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Fri May 14, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Giant tortoise leaves zoo for the first time since 1947. She has lived a sheltered life
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Super Blood Moon Eclipse on May 26 will be a very big deal
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Wedding rings: the newest neckwear fashion for Australian fish
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Uber may not like paying drivers very much, but to be fair, they don't pay their taxes either
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Wed May 12, 2021
(10 News)
 
 
 
Australian navy ship drops two dead whales at San Diego's front door. I remember when my cat did that. Stank for days
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
While everyone was giving rock music its last rites, Gojira decided that maybe it wasn't time to get on the cart just yet
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Forget about cats and dogs - in Australia, it rains mice
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Tue May 11, 2021
(ETCanada.com)
 
 
 
Even Matt Damon wants Bennifer to get back together
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Unable to cobble a settlement, bootmaker fight gets uggly
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
35% of South Australian homes have rooftop solar and the regulators can't figure out what to do with all the excess capacity
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Feeling a bit over shadowed by Australia, New Zealand gets in on the 'I'll Kill You' with my animals game
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
You thought chili cheese fries were American? According to Wienerschnitzel, they are a global delicacy prized by nations such as Mexico, Australia, and Texas
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The out-of-control Chinese rocket landed in the Indian Ocean roughly where MH370 went down. Coincidence? Cue the conspiracy theorists
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Sat May 08, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Giant spider attacks 34m space antenna in Canberra, Australia to help prepare for the invasion of Earth
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hunt for 'shark' on Aussie university campus finally ends after satellite tracker found. Yes this being Australia, sharks are everywhere
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sorry folks, Australia's closed until 2022. Kangaroo out front shoulda told ya
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(Some Half Naked Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National No Pants Day. Or, as subby calls it, Friday
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Australian zoo welcomes ugly-ass rare echidna puggle without the need for antivenin, body armor, glass walls, or laser pistols
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember the trust set up to assist the victims of the CA wildfires started by PG&E negligence? You didn't think that trust would spend the money helping the victims of the fires did you?
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So can we just go ahead and rename Australia to Skull Island?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman gives birth to seven babies, then two more after someone found them hiding from all the others who were at the party (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Lyrebirds liebird to get laidbird
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now Australia has alien skull creatures
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
After pleading guilty to possession of child porn, Australian businessman is forced to surrender his knighthood. He'd probably feel more at home as a bishop anyway
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
You'd think an article about feral donkeys digging wells in the desert would be boring. You'd think wrong
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(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
Canada has a warship? Like for war?
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Australia: Now that we think about it, perhaps allowing China to buy one of our key shipping ports was a horrible, greedy, incredibly shortsighted decision
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Ford won't be sending either the Bronco or the Bronco Sport Down Under as they didn't bother to engineer it for RHD, figure Aussies have enough invasive species
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Australia threatens five years in prison to citizens who try to return home from COVID-ravaged India, no word on how many venomous insects and reptiles are affected
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC drama LaBrea to film in the tarp pits of Australia
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
While these Australian caterpillars are, of course venomous and can cause severe rashes from the slightest contact, you probably won't need to worry about that as you'll be dead from a severe myocardial NOPE just from watching them on the move
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Former Australian politician ordered to pay $1.5 million after infringing on Twisted Sister's copyright. Oh it's the price he's gotta pay
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Fri April 30, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
You know it's time for a bigger fishing boat when a croc can launch itself into your boat
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Sure, why not, throw a "mice plague" of biblical proportions on the barbie for our Aussie friends
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
People are soiling their underwear to help the earth, and not just because someone said we're running out of bourbon
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
So drinking a pot of coffee a day means you have no heart?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
We're beginning to think the "most popular baby names" people are either just pranking everyone or have been hitting the bong way too much while working from home this past year
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Giant octopus comes ashore on Aussie beach, looks for sacrificial virgin as first step towards world domination
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hundreds of locals turn up to protest when Australian gay guy proposes to paint his house in rainbow colours. Wait, no, they came and helped him paint. Strewth
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
UK to send Queen Elizabeth aircraft carrier through South China Sea in show of force, demonstrating the Royal Navy's modernization with rum, sodomy, and F-35B's
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Qrocidile Dundee is my new supervillain crossover
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Australia to upgrade military bases and expand war games with the U.S., offering a potential strategic game-changer in the struggle with expansionist China by equipping F-22 Raptors with radar-guided drop bears
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If you want an unhealthy bush, head for Australia
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The trailer for the most anticipated horror movie of the summer has arrived
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Mon April 26, 2021
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
The latest threat to decent people from 'woke' culture? Cyberpunk 2077's four damage types. Yeah, those. No, I don't know, either
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Swimmer John Konrads, who has died at the age of 78, set 26 world records before he turned 18. What are YOUR kids up to?
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brits will get cheaper Australian wine in new UK/AU free trade deal. And Australians will be able to buy as much Marmite as they want. So that's three jars then
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bert the emu now a jailbird after being caught red-handed stealing jewellery again at the Sydney Zoo
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
With three months to go until the Tokyo Olympics, let's see how things are progressing in Japa... oh dear
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Thu April 22, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Australia: Sorry China, upon further review, we don't need your Trojan Horse
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
In Australia refusing to get vaccinated is a quick way to enjoy unemployment
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to drive Silverstone, today's your blocky day
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Today in 'money spent well' news: Migrants on the southern border now jumping Trump's multi-million dollar border wall using simple $5 ladders
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Wed April 21, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Indonesia's navy had a submarine. Had
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some Australians want to end Covid-19 restrictions now because they fear those will "turn the country into North Korea". So they rather want to turn it into Brasil. Because what's one more deadly threat in a country like Australia, eh?
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
SQUEEE along with me at a semi-regular guest here in the D'awww tab - the always-smiling Quokka. Warning - cuteness overload
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
New Zealand sides with one China, putting a stick into the Five Eyes
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Inc)
 
 
 
Apparently, you lose 5% of IQ points every time you don't get enough sleep. In other news, subby IQ bad, no have zzzzzzz
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Remember how yesterday, your body naturally told you how much coffee is safe for you? Well, today, coffee will kill you with cholesterol. So better not drink any until tomorrow, when another study will say it is safe again
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A dingo almost ate your baby
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Back in the day before FARK existed, there was a letter from Prince Philip apologizing to Richard Nixon about a 'lame' toast. It didn't even have butter to go with it
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Thu April 15, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Australia makes a play for control of the Antarctic
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Citigroup profit triples. Goldman Sachs: Bless your heart
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Forget snakes on a plane. In Australia, its motherfarking snakes in your produce
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twirly MacTwerkface commissioned into Australian Navy in Wooloomooloo
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Canada was just ranked the best country in the world. Sorry
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New archaeological discoveries have boomerangs back in the spotlight
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Tue April 13, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Study of fairy circles shows in Australia even the dirt can kill you
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Austria's Health Minister quits the band, claiming "exhaustion." Which is actually pretty cool of the guy because the next one can now use "creative differences"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's just not cricket. Or, as they say in Australia, "This is shiat"
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Makur Maker's mark
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia declares open season on wild stallions; Bill, Ted despondent
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
"I know, why don't we plant that boat?"
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Australia to end sexual harassment exemption for politicians. In other news, Australia has a sexual harassment exemption for politicians
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Australia is proving that you can starve the Chinese economically and not be hit hard, yourself. So why are we tolerating the bullshiat coming out of Beijing? Time to cut them off until they learn to be a partner in the global community
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(Some Bogan)
 
 
 
The Bill Gates vaccine microchips will not support internet access in Australia
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Wed April 07, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
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Cow trapped in backyard swimming pool mooved to safety
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Aussie PM drops the C word in press conference to describe one of his Ministers. Add the boot and a beer and you have the most Australian thing ever
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The story of a Welshman who tried to mail himself home in a crate from Australia in 1965. Things did not go as planned
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
The first Americans share DNA with Indigenous Australians, proving once and for all that the Germans were here first
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Guns N Roses reschedule UK and European tour to 2022, presumably so Axl Rose can finish getting his replacement shun na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
These Scenic Rim Jobs could help you discover your new passion
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Check out Australia's oldest known rock painting - a 2 meter kangaroo over 17,000 years old. Subby didn't know they even had meters back then
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia's women's cricket team overtakes men's record run of One Day International wins. Haven't lost a game since 2018
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finding Nope
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia provides cardboard flatpacks to give inhabitants homes after bushfires. Inhabitants being bandicoots and other marsupials
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Fri April 02, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
While mowing, Australian woman finds giant Nope in her yard, carrying 100s of Nopes on its back (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Flat-earther arrested for setting fire to three Masonic lodges in Vancouver, BC which mimics an earlier attack in Australia, suggesting these flat-earther crimes are happening all around the globe
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Having pieced the clues together, police complete The Great International Lego Heist with three arrests. It wasn't quite what they envisioned, but still looked pretty darn good
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hulu unveils new series starring the hero we've all been waiting for: Koala man
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Introducing the "Small Area Urban Search And Guided Evacuation" dog squad of the South Australian police. Roll over German Shepherds, here come the Dachshunds
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe will be fightin' around the Asgardian worlds in next Thor movie
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
More signs climate change is real and getting more dangerous: Coldest cloud ever recorded found over Pacific Ocean north-east of Australia. So cold even old men of the sea were afraid to yell at it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Yeah, maybe you can troll the politics tab, but can you become 'The most hated man in Australia?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia cancels Bluesfest festival over Easter as Queensland records two new Covid cases. Two? That's it? There were probably two new Covid cases recorded in the US as I typed this
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
That's not a tourism marketing slogan, THIS is a tourism marketing slogan
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Í'm a shark I'm a sha-a-a-a-ark Ima just go 'wa-a-a-a-ay I'm a shark
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Mon March 29, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I saw 185 Turtles
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Bet you didn't think of this one
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"Giant demon ducks with squished brains" surprisingly does not refer to Canadian geese
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Frightening discovery of hundreds of small sea monsters 'deadlier than cyanide' found washed up on beach. Difficulty: not Australia (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
What non-Australians believe about Australia, the land where trays of raw meat are raffled at bars, Men at Work penned the anthem, all wildlife is venemous and people are evolving hobbit feet. Definitely No. 20 on this list happened
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australia to divert COVID vaccines to PNG. JPG and GIF are SOL
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Royal Australian Air Force circa 1981 presents: Birth of A Chinook
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Fri March 26, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you expect love to end, will it hurt less when it does?
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Brothers accused of forging $3m worth of stamps and selling them on e-commerce sites. Police noticed when people started sending letters again
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
American Neo-Nazi group "Al Qaeda" is branching out and moving to the land down under
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want to immigrate to Australia? Here are some tips for your citizenship test (NSFW language)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nigerian girl wins mathematics prize after computing how to obtain all those unclaimed funds we get emails about
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Justice Department is worried about anime monopoly. Wow, Hasbro is getting pretty bold with that intellectual property
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Australia used to have Drop Kangaroos as well
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Australia, gay man says we shouldn't have a gay time when when have a Gaytime
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Mon March 22, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Why is the fertility rate in the US falling?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Uncountable thousands of Nopes trying to escape rising floodwaters in Australia. Tag mileage may vary
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Latest plague of coming Apocalypse: mice. "At night the ground is just moving with thousands and thousands of mice just running around"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Australia
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's getting so bad in Myanmar, even the police are getting out
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Sat March 20, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Aussie love for awful pizza topping joins California in knowing how to ruin a perfectly good pizza pie
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
USA: Should we ditch the filibuster? It might lead to a lack of courtesy and respect. Australia: Hold me Fosters mate
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I mean, who HASN'T soiled themselves in a McDonalds; right Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison ?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Rugby player given formal disciplinary warning for suggesting he would "try and pull something" after 1000 beers
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's most inattentive driver somehow fails to see 7'6" Shawn Bradley on his bike. Hits him from behind, leaving him paralyzed
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Tue March 16, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
"40% of students at Australian universities may be going without food" - notice they didn't say alcohol or anti-venom
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Hakai Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists discover an 81 year-old snapper. And that is no fish story. Okay, it is but you get the picture
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi spent a year giving his guitar the middle finger which is what most of us have been doing for his entire career
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Sun March 14, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
The pandemic greatly altered media consumption in the US
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Karen says man doesn't look disabled enough for handicap spot, doesn't have a leg to stand on with her argument
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Sorry Idaho, no Powerball for you because somebody is liking what the Idaho Republicans don't like
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Sat March 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
I hate it when mommy and daddy fight
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
In what may be the fastest state election win outside of a dictatorship, Western Australian result called 40 minutes after polls closed
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
China tells UN Australia's offshore detention centres violate human rights, don't have adequate conditions. THAT'S THE JOKE
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Social media users in a frenzy over... *checks notes* ... a hot pigeon
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The future is full of QR codes and hand sanitizers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taylor Fritz played 88 games to reach the semifinals. Andrey Rublev played 0 games to reach the semifinals. It's good when your opponents forfeit
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Thu March 11, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Well, at least we know what happened to Old Zealand
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Albino turtle spotted in Australia. That's a long way from Kentucky
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Deadly Australia, where giant 'Toadzillas' the size of a 'serving plate' can kill your beloved dog if they lick it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Idaho, which is 49th in per pupil education spending, voluntarily gives up $28 million/yr from Powerball because of Australia. I challenge you to find a dumber state legislature
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Commonwealth Cancelled
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reports of the Tasmanian tiger's survival are greatly exaggerated, so why do we keep seeing them riding Bigfoots(feet)?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Australia, where even the riverbanks try to kill you
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Failing subscription service Disney+, reeling from cancel culture controversies, surpasses 100 million subscribers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Australia tests remotely piloted drone designed to act as a wingman, which can support crewed aircraft, help detect enemies, and remind pilots to do a barrel roll
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Man, that was a long year
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia announces 13 more species of NOPE will no longer be around to kill you
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia: "Who are the best people to recognise women who might be hiding domestic assault?" How about hairdressers? Brilliant Lets train them
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Australian man sets a record running a 26 mile marathon while pulling a Ford Ranger, plans to go running tomorrow. Meanwhile, your feet are sore from sitting
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Thu March 04, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Italy and EU block vaccine shipment to Australia, say everything in Australia will kill you anyway so what's the point
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Climate disasters prompt Australia's first platypus refuge, which if it's anything like the titular critter, will be rather unique
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Not making eye contact with a cop at a bar? That's an arrestin'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You can now take "mystery flights" to unknown destinations in Australia, presumably including Drop Bear Mountain, Shark Beach, and Spidertown
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Ah, Australia's little-known Pharohylaeus lactiferus. "Lactiferus" being Latin for "lactates magnetic metal" and Pharohylaeus being King Tutankhamun's porn name
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Phrasing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Article on the eight most dangerous animals in Indiana. Australia unimpressed
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(Kotaku Australia)
 
 
 
New Australian costume added to Fortnite and you can't get more Aussie than this
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Mon March 01, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Climate Change 2: Heatwave Ningaloo
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Naturally it's the Australian slugs that have figured out how to descend from above, using their own slime, into your throat while you sleep, to devour you from within
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The case of Australia has shown us the truth about Facebook: Censoring content is only important to them if it's profitable
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Naturalist says he had a mythical hobbit 'sighting' after 'little hairy man' jumped onto his roof and calls out to pal. No word yet if the little guy asked his pal to bring another drink for the nutter (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Friday PM news dump from Australian Government already under fire for mishandling office rape allegations: one of the Cabinet Ministers is under police investigation for sex offences against a 16 year old girl in 1988
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
♪ Mothers don't let their bee-bees grow up to be non-social. Their care and their feeding selects for that breeding, and keeps them from beeing alone... ♪
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Navalny to the Gulag. Sadly, only kind of a joke
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Something strange is afoot in Australia
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Grandma: Australian Edition
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
YEAAAAAAAAAH buoy
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Wed February 24, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg pledges $1B to support pro-Facebook agitprop
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Australia has a 5600 km dingo fence. On one side, dingoes eat kangaroos. On the other side, changes you can see from space
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Getting fleeced isn't always as baaaad as you may think
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Facebook, in their ever growing powerflex at Australia, disables the account of an Australian-Israeli journalist's project about Holocaust survivors as told through stories of their family recipes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kangaroo painted over 17,000 years ago discovered in Australia. That was a pretty talented kangaroo
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia lasted five days without Facebook
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro tennis has the highest entitled-jackass factor of all the sports favored by entitled jackasses. Duke tennis sucks
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Mon February 22, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dentists are apparently koalified to make prosthetic limbs for animals
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Perhaps they were booing because it was something that wasn't trying to kill them?
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
"I was looking around and it just popped up," said woman who found 500-meter-long dong
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Sun February 21, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four times going to a grand slam final, four times winning a grand slam. Naomi Osaka continues batting a thousand
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Fri February 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fox can finally run its 365 part series on the Migrant caravan coming across our borders
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Australians boycotting Facebook are moving to Instagram, Messenger or WhatsApp. That's the joke
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canada ready to tag in for Australia after they pile drive Facebook into oblivion
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you enjoy being an ignoramus, Facebook is still your go-to destination
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Thu February 18, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia tells Facebook they will not be intimidated by them by blocking news feed to entire country. Better informed yes, but totally not intimidated
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australian mining chief says oopsie about blowing up an ancient historical site, also says he delivered the biggest dividend in the company's history. So still cool
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Bye, Australian farkers
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
You know things are bad when an entire continent gets unfriended on FaceBook
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Naomi Osaka beats Serena Williams to advanced to the 2021 Australian Open final
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Shrimp on the Zuckerbarbie)
 
 
 
No news is bad news for Aussie farkers - Facebook bans Blokes and Sheilas from sharing or viewing Australian news content rather than comply with a law requiring they pay licensing fees for content. Maybe FB should pivot to video again
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Would you like an Ice Cube with that marijuana?
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The Hero we deserve, that's who
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Police help track down runaway emu in Utah town, says officer Rod Hull
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Looks like Google blinked first in the showdown with Australia
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian employment already back to pre-pandemic levels. Imagine how well they could have been doing if they didn't have shutdowns and wear masks but instead focused on saving the economy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook: Look, we can't possibly pay for content displayed in the search or news feed. How about we make a select few of you a preferred news partner, we throw you some cash, and we forget about the whole thing?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Top Australian swimmer goes from Olympic rings to meth ring
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Mon February 15, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oh good. Australia finds another malevolent organism that attacks humans
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Homophobes are stupid. Here comes the science
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
In 1994, just months after Kurt Cobain checked out, Tom Petty invited Dave Grohl to be the Heartbreakers' full-time drummer, but Dave committed to his nascent Foo Fighters gig
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spaceporn for Valentine's Day
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(Some Cupid)
 
 
 
So what exactly is Valentine's Day anyway? Subby loves you all, but you won't be getting cards from him
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Fri February 12, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Sporting events will function as a workplace but not for entertainment"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boostrappy Farkers ask "Hey. Wait. Like, news isn't free?"
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Thu February 11, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
First Venus, now last year's champ, Sofia Kenin - they're dropping like drunk koalas at the Australian Open
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
After something (who are we kidding; everything) in Australia has killed you, they'll pour salt in your still bleeding wounds with this tearjerker
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Wed February 10, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's not exactly news of the world, but Google's going to start paying UK publishers for news
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australian reptile park is calling for Sydney residents to catch funnel web spiders to be milked for their precious antivenom. Oh, and be careful out there when you catch them, there's an antivenom shortage if you get bit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Hemsworth may be a sexy "man mountain" but it's not his ligaments doing all that stunt work on Thor
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Mon February 08, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Another day, another monolith. This time in Turkey
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia, where even the sharks are not safe from the saltwater crocodiles
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Sat February 06, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Towns overrun with infestation of 'hundreds of thousands' of mice running riot causing untold damage. Of course this is Australia
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Fri February 05, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
South Australia is a time machine into the solar-powered future assuming it isn't poisoned, incinerated, eaten, flooded, or otherwise hellishly murdered
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(Independent)
 
 
 
UK transport minister: UK can't close its border because it's an island 'unlike Australia'. Fair point, everyone knows Australia is the most landlocked country in Europe
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
More mammals are being struck by aircraft each year. With helpful photo of the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered airframe-hating mammal you ever set eyes on
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Thu February 04, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Judge approves exciting new season of Australia's favourite comedy show, "Hey Dad... You're Still In Jail For Child Abuse"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Maynard Keenan of Tool recovering from second Coronavirus infection
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Like an Australian animal sex tape the My Pillow guy cancelled on the air
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Australian Open in jeopardy after person tests positive for Covid
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smug Australians succumb to neck-biting toilet paper riots ahead of 5 day lockdown
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Airline apologizes for staring at a woman's large breasts
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Armed police greet Rita Ora upon her arrival in Australia, escort her to mandatory quarantine
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australia is on fire again
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
What's Aussie for Bing?
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fun facts about the Tassie Devil, that adorable Australian creature that could crunch your bones
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Major Australian city goes into five day hard lockdown due to a massive number of recent coronavirus transmissions. In other news, "one" is a massive number in Australia
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It turns out there can actually be enough NOPES in an Australian home for the owner to openly talk about burning it to the ground, even if they are completely calm about whilst filming. (Fark needs a NOPE Tag)
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
By now you have heard of COVID Long Haulers who suffer long after the initial infection. Wondering what your chances are if you catch it even in mild cases? Flip a coin
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Why do wombats poop cubes? In other news, scientists can get research funding to figure out why wombats poop in cubes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Australian man discovers Lake Placid a misnomer, finds head in the jaws of death
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me down under?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Britain, Portugal, Brazil and South Africa. Soccer World Cup powerhouses or now banned from Germany due to the virus? Why not both
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Chimp escapes from Australian Zoo. Quickly realizes how lethal native animals are, goes back
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Yes, there are bizarre things in Australia that will kill you, but at least it's done with a sense of humor
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not now Mount Merapi
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Tue January 26, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1788 Britain discovered not all Australian animals will kill you
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Mon January 25, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
A quick history of cheese in Australia. You could even say it's brie(f)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australians reported getting drunk an average of 31 times a year. Amateurs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Foreign companies are investing in China due to its superior management of the Covid-19 pandemic. It helps to have the power to make citizens disappear for not quarantining and following the rules
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man attacked by shark while swimming in a...lake? What the...oh, Australia, well that explains it
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not every animal in Australia wants to kill you
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Fri January 22, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1840, British colonists reached Middle Zealand and set up the first permanent settlement at Hobbiton
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google is trying to blackmail the entire nation of Australia over a law it doesn't like. Australia expected to respond by sending a care package of its favorite plants and animals to Google headquarters
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Kotaku Australia)
 
 
 
Valve showing interest in Middle Earth
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Wed January 20, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pro tennis players, in quarantine ahead of the Australian open, told not to feed the mice in their hotel rooms
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Surfing duck hangs ten with its webbed feet at popular Aussie beach
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
In the Australian desert, a lizard the size of a cat digs deep corkscrew burrows. Then everybody else moves in to get out of the heat
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Mon January 18, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
U.S. ex-pat devastated to learn that Australian phrases shown on American television are all lies
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(AP News)
 
 
 
72 players in hard quarantine at Australian Open according to Victoria state's COVID-19 quarantine commissioner, who is also in charge of the State's prisons
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Sat January 16, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Unlucky: Man gets knocked out after mid-air skydiving collision. Lucky: He wakes up just in time to pull his chute before becoming one with the earth
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Actor Liam Neeson, 68 years old, says he's retiring from action movies. Still better than your fatarse
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