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headlines found matching 'Australia'
Fri July 13, 2018
(Junkee)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with giving the world Hitler, Australia once again has a Nazi on the ballot for an upcoming election
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Australian rangers capture massive crocodile after 8-year search. Not sure how it took 8 years, that thing is so big you could spot it from space
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Mon July 09, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Anyone find it odd that the Thai cave kids are in quarantine, rescuers are seen wearing facemasks and Elon Musk is sending hermetically sealed life support tubes? Subby's money is on Zombie outbreak
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rare, fluffy and cute marsupial born. It's Australian and it's not venomous, poisonous, or dangerous somehow
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Australian law requires verbal consent before putting your shrimp in the barbie
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Margot Robbie reveals her Australian accent was too strong for Australian soap opera, who sent her to dialect coach with orders to tone down her ocker twang. Crikey
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The clown who plays the king can't overthrow the bedrock values this nation was founded on 242 years ago today"
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Tue July 03, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Guy Pearce tells Australian interview show about Kevin Spacey's fondness for going down under
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Turns out that Australian basketball players are nowhere near as menacing as the creatures that inhabit their continent; in fact, they're a bunch of wussies
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Mon July 02, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Shark plays the pull my finger game with completely different results
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
The biggest brawl you are likely to see in professional basketball just happened between Australia and The Philippines
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Fireworks night in Darwin, Australia, goes pretty much to plan
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
Bumbunga: The illegal secessionist micro 'nation' inside Australia
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Penis
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chugging a beer in one hand and holding a squirming baby in the other. It's the Australian way
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Thu June 28, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BAE wins multi-million pound Australian warship contract. Still won't give you a booty call
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
KFC mashed potatoes in Australia: Serious business
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Tue June 26, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Goochland mom shoots man who flew around the world to meet her daughter. The real question here is, how do they pronounce Goochland???
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Mon June 25, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Soccer will Roo the day
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Trump: We'll put tariffs on EU steel. EU: We'll put tariffs on US Harleys. Harley-Davidson: Cool, we'll just build our bikes outside the US
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Sat June 23, 2018
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
They finally found the one guy who is more full of crap than Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Australian troops deployed to Afghanistan had a secret weapon for getting information out of suspected Taliban sympathizers: HEDGEHOGS
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Motorsport)
 
 
 
"... the weirdest thing is the groundhog running into us. There are 20 cars out there, a groundhog on their own, and we are going to hit it And on the nose, not on the wing" -- Formula One team boss on his team's lousy luck
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Wed June 20, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When an Australian man seals himself in a tiny room for 72 straight hours to protest the slaughter of indigenous people, it's art. When I do it to play Skyrim and fap, it's "mental illness"
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Trump complains U.S. immigration judges are not properly vetted
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
In the US, a lot of people are worried about lead contamination in their water. In Australia, they'e complaining about uranium contamination. Dang--they even have more deadly toxic waste
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Hipsters have invented the broccoli latte and it's ... a pretty damn good idea. "The average Australian does not eat the recommended amount of vegetables each day. Sneaking a serving into your morning latte could be an easy way to up your intake"
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
NASA deliberately de-rezzed and blurred video images from the moon before showing them to the public, although they say it was to keep the Russians from knowing about their spy satellite capability and not to hide the presence of alien moon bases
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oh, Trump thinks that's a good idea? Well, fark that
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Fri June 15, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Look who's back. Back again. El Nino's back. Tell a friend
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Even though Hitler was one of theirs, Australian PM does Nazi the funny side of their troops flying the swastika
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Tue June 12, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Australians blame McDonald's for poor bladder control (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"Secrets, spies, and useful idiots" Australia's 4 Corners investigative news deep dives into Trump-Russia. Today's episode features Carter Page and Flippopotamus
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Grandmaster is alive because life, uh, finds a way
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
An odd fact about the Aussie accent ...I know, just one?
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Imagine a good news story starting with "Imagine you're stuck in the Australian desert. Your car has broken down, and there's no sign of another person for miles." Yeah, nah
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The erotic lives of wombats may prove useful in saving one of Fark's favourite animals
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Instead of bicycle, box contained bearded dragon. Would not order again"
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Sex can boost your short term memory. In other news, sex is shown to boost your short term memory
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(Bloomberg)
 
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How the socialist hellscape of Australia reduced mass shootings
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Bush tucker has sustained Australia's indigenous population for more than 65,000 years. Now it's finding its way onto restaurant menus. Australia's indigenous cuisine is making a comeback
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Today: Tesla is creating an excessive amount of waste and isn't close to producing cars profitably. Tomorrow: Musk tweets out plans for mass market submarines to provide cheap transportation between Australia and Los Angeles
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(Metro)
 
 
 
As you can see from our CCTV footage traffic is flowing smoothly on Murgatroyd Road West and ... what the hell is that??
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Mon June 04, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's plans to update stores to confront that living wage issue
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Amazon bars Australians from shopping on its non-Australian sites to put pressure on the government to rescind new tax rule. Crikey
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: When referring to a Australian sports star named Mason Cox, you really shouldn't ask a female co-host if she 'loves the cox' while on live TV
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Australian scientists say the human body has a "second brain" in its rear end and it may be smarter than we think
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Singapore Airlines re-launches non-stop Singapore-Newark flight. At almost 19 hours in the air, savvy flyers have time for dinner, an ambien nap, breakfast, a second ambien nap, second breakfast, and not having to remember getting to Newark
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The Great Barrier Reef has had five near-death experiences and now has constant violent hallucinations about kids it bullied in school
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Whilst Russia is successfully destroying the US government, China just got caught trying to throw the Australian government on the barbie, mate
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Most online gamers are women
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods wants PGA to reevaluate the short game
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Sat May 26, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Your honor, my client is innocent but that sneaky looking eggplant is guilty as hell. Since this story comes from Australia there is a 50/50 chance it did the deed
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Donnie have more stories about his terribleness during the campaign leak? Will Giuliani still have a job after today? Will Australia start sending rabid koalas to Russia? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia continues to deny that a Russian missile with Russian serial numbers fired from a Russian launcher photographed in Russia could possibly have anything to do with Russia
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Australia builds world's longest cat-proof fence even though everybody knows that cats will do the work that native Australian wildlife won't
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The top 10 new species for 2018. By "new," they mean recently discovered, not recently evolved or recently intelligently designed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Over a million Virgins in Australia are about to lose it overnight
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is this the biggest "no" headline in the history of no headlines?
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions devises a way to deport an additional 350,000 immigrants whose cases were already settled
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Strategy Page)
 
 
 
Australian soldiers are now banned from displaying "symbols of death". What the hell are we supposed to use, man, harsh language?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Super gonorrhea is spreading like applause across the globe
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The 16-year-old girl who voices Peppa Pig earns $1,500 an hour
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Fri May 18, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
These sharks prefer jazz to classical, they still won't call in and donate during a pledge drive
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Give us the Statue of Liberty; we're still a beacon for immigrants," says Canadian guest on Tucker Carlson's show, leaving the twerpy racist stunned. Bonus: The pro-immigrant's bowtie game is on point
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(American Geophysical Union)
 
 
 
"But despite being the most C4 dominated continent today, little is known about the initial C4 expansion in Australia." Now, they're trying to blow you up
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The first rule of Australian ice hockey is you don't talk about Australian ice hockey. Because of course it bloody is
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I have had it with this motherfarking snake on this motherfarking ceiling fan
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Mon May 14, 2018
(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
People that only drink soy milk are iodine, taste bud deficient
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Sat May 12, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China struggles with a huge graveyard problem ... for old bikes
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Australian high school teacher becomes national hero with Facebook post on how to make McDonald's Chicken McNuggets at home. Since her nugget debut, she has "new found cred among her students"
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
An Australian who has rare antibodies that fight Rhesus D hemolytic disease, who has donated blood 1173 times 60 years, has been medically forced into retirement at 81. Doctors estimate his donations have saved 2.4 MILLION babies. Good on ya, mate
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Well, I mean, it's not like the EPA is going to *publicize* Scott Pruitt's dinner with a climate-denying child rapist
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Surf's up
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Mass shooting in Australia. Looks like we need to come up with another example
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New budget's sneaky tax cut for the rich: How those earning $200,000 are set to collect thousand of dollars. Difficulty: In Australia
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Mon May 07, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
New addition to the long list of things that will kill you in Australia: "HIV's cousin"
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia offers AU$ 50 million in seed money to start space agency to compete with neighbors Italy & Switzerland
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hello, yes, excuse me. What aisle is bamboo on?
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australian rugby player Nick Phipps apologizes for urinating on bar while dressed in a cow costume. Says he's a silly goose
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New scan of Indian Ocean floor finds no sign of MH370, Clinton's e-mails
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
I see you're cloning an extinct apex predator there. Seen any movies in the last 25 years?
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Coral, you hear about the Australian Government spending $379 million to save the Great Barrier Reef? It's because the Coral died, Coral Dead Coral
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Sat April 28, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
World's oldest spider dies at age 43. Scientists to gather additional information on the web
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australia laughs at China's "personless banks", launches personless loan sharks
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Unintelligible shrieking?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And here's Prince William sleeping at church because parenthood is tough
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anzac Day. a national day of remembrance in Australia and New Zealand that commemorates all Australians and New Zealanders "who served and died in all wars, conflicts, and peacekeeping operations". Yay, let's all get shiat-faced
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
What do you get when you mix beer and yoga? You get 'Broga' which is just what men need for better health and to find their inner zen
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hold my beer: wedding photo edition
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Lesbos in flames" is not what you think (possible nsfw content on page)
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby wombat mistaken for human offspring on Facebook and it's a fack that Australians can't swear correctly
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Sat April 21, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
12-year-old has fight with parents, gets revenge by stealing mom's credit card and heading off to Bali for four days of R&R
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Everybody prepare to panic
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's not surprising that a kangaroo would like beer. They're both full of hops
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump complains about the liberal activist judge that he nominated to the Supreme Court
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Can't improve on this headline: "New 'exploding ant' species also blocks invaders with its massive head." Fark: not from Australia
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Wed April 18, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australians rush to avoid shrapnel from the impending Vegemite Wars, where pretentious $7 plate of Vegemite toast and butter on a wooden board has ignited social media rage
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump realizes who pays his bills, promptly backs out of TPP agreement again
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman, 28, blows all $220,000 inheritance from her father in nine months - $150,000 on drugs, and the remaining $70,000 on alcohol, clothes and a car - which she later crashed. Added bonus: she's single
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Since the world is flat, it stands to reason that Australia does not exist
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
In-N-Out sues rival Down N' Out in what they hope will be an Open-N-Shut case
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Wed April 11, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Man brings a chainsaw to a road rage fight and then it gets all Australia
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Tue April 10, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
That large Black Lives Matter group that you donated money to is actually a middle-aged white guy in Australia
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Want less stress? Delete Facebook
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Geoffrey Rush 'virtually housebound and barely eating' after newspaper claims he took part in inappropriate behaviour at theatre
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Sat April 07, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australia's last flamingo goes stilts up
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"DNA testing revealed 11 children in the camp were the product of a sexual relationship by their mothers with either a brother, father or other close male relative"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Prince Charles denies reports he travels with his own personal toilet seat. But who could blame a crown prince for wanting to bring along his own throne?
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Since Brexit has tossed England out of Europe, let's make it a part of Africa just in time for the Commonwealth Games
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple Watch can track movement, monitor heart rate, identify murderer
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Mon April 02, 2018
(VinePair)
 
 
 
Wu-Tang Clan vodka ain't nothin' to f*ck with
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man stabbed in pub fight doesn't let the knife sticking out of his back deter him from ordering another pint before agreeing to go to the hospital
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
I still don't know what a Bieber is, but apparently it was born again over the weekend
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Rick and Morty spoof took over Adult Swim on April Fools' Day, one year after last April Fools' Day joke
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Thu March 29, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Cricketer apologizes for ball tampering, shaft gripping
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Putin breaks up with Trump
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cricket ball-tampering judged unacceptable by Sanitarium. This is 100% not a euphemism
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian envoy warns world risks another "Cold War" if this silly, unfounded anti-Moscow bias continues, adding "it's not me, it's you"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Louisiana family uses alligator for baby gender reveal. Your move, Australia
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Egyptian mummy found in supposedly empty coffin. I think I saw this episode of Scooby Doo
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If there wasn't already enough to worry about with Australian wildlife, the snakes are now eating slippers
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woolworths in Australia says Fark U to its customers
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Sun March 25, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
First direct flight from Australia to London touches down, almost overcomes language barrier
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
First nonstop flight between Australia and Europe - 17 hours in the air - takes off this weekend. Wear comfortable clothes
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton has the pole followed by Kimi and Vettel with Mad Max in 4th. Let's see how the halo performs and our new broadcaster of ABC/ESPN using the Sky feed. This is the Formula 1 Grand Prix of Australia discussion thread at 1am EDT on ESPN2
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Ferrari complains that they should be allowed to get al'd'mowneh, and break most rules without punishment. New hotness: Ferrari about to complain that it's not fair that other teams are faster
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Aussie batsman accused of ball-tampering after he was seen on camera hiding object in his trousers. Man, Australian porn is weird
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Australian volunteers save 5 of over 150 stranded whales. Because it's Down Under, a shark warning has been issued, and officials are now worrying about the impending invasion of spiders, snakes, crocodiles, toxic flora, and bloodthirsty koalas
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Fri March 23, 2018
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They say that if you own a motorcycle that it's not a matter of IF you will crash but WHEN
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Thu March 22, 2018
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Instagram announces latest change to make itself suck as much as Facebook
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Add 'going outside' to the list of things that will kill you in Australia
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Wed March 21, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Don't mess with a man's bacon
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Dad warns public about petting goannas after his son gets bitten. Since this is Australia, the goanna in question is a giant lizard that bit the kid and tried to drag him away
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Australia
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Tue March 20, 2018
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Crikey, it's a Greater Australian Racist Bogan in its natural habitat: the welfare office
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New Instagram account shows people missing their trains by seconds
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Well at least one man will survive the coming nuclear war, being that he's got 200 pairs of underwear and some other supplies in his bunker he's been building for the last two decades
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Australia. Is there anything there that won't kill you?
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