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Sun August 02, 2020
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Conservative Media: Herman Cain passed on. He was a great patriot and a wonderful man. Thoughtful Audience: That's so sad. So, what did he die of? CM: uh... DON'T POLITICIZE HIS DEATH *smokebomb*
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Fri July 31, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
American citizen, on trial in Pakistan for blasphemy, shot and killed by an audience member during his trial
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
'Computing is the new horsepower,' says Audi before going back into the shop for a new ECM that will take at least 2 weeks to arrive
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Newcastle United to remain Saudi Arabia-free after takeover bid fails
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Think the Dutch have fun with their tulips? Wait 'til you see what they're now doing with colored carbon fiber
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Tue July 28, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You've heard Rush's Anthem, but have you ever heard it played by Danny Carey (Tool), Bill Kelliher (Mastodon), and Les Claypool (Primus), sung by Claudio Sanchez (Coheed & Cambria)?
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Is that a deep-fake audio of your boss on your voicemail or should you really help him or her finalize an urgent business deal with a Prince in Nigeria?
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
He's afraid of getting booed, even without an audience
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Triple header on Fox already underway with the Brewers taking on the Cubs in front of a sold out audience of virtual fans. Giants/Dodgers next followed by Yankees/Nationals.This is your Fark MLB discussion thread
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Is Saudi Arabia pushing itself into a nuclear trap? Here's Admiral Akbar with analysis
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's a nifty Musical IQ quiz. Not based on facts or history, but auditory perceptions of pitch, beat and melody. About 15 min, and parts are challenging AF. I scored 114, but not gonna lie - the Melody unit bent me over and did some nasty stuff
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Tue July 21, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
SNL hopes to resume in-studio filming, with or without the audience
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: see if you can figure out what this article's about just from the subheaders: The Germans Can't Keep Up, The Artemis Project, A Dearth of Charging Stations, Countering the Asian Giants, Enter Polestar
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brees and Mahomes among the NFL players calling an audible on the NFL season
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Oliver returns to a waiting audience, crushing Coronavirus conspiracy theories with the help of Alex Trebek, Billy Porter, and Catherine O'Hara, pointing out Trump doesn't believe the conspiracies he touts, just pours gasoline on the fire
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
GA governor Archie Bunker tells Edith Lance Bottoms to STIFLE. Studio audience laughs nervously
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California man disturbed to find out that federal felony charges for defrauding the Paycheck Protection Program of $9 million don't stay in Vegas
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
China bars Claudia Christian after it loses its 3rd rocket of the year, SpaceX delays South Korean satellite rather than risk boom, Saturn V cancelled, no new big rockets this year though seven are coming soon, ICBM recycled, & Ariane 5 cancelled. 🚀
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Mon July 13, 2020
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Report: Washington NFL franchise to redact its name
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Sun July 12, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rudy 9-11 admits that there is no tax audit going on with Trump's taxes, the real problem is that Trump doesn't want to turn his taxes over to "Soros-elected, anarchist DAs" that are getting "paid by Soros". Well that should help, thanks Rudy
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Fri July 10, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Desperate for an audience and clicks, "Patriots Insider" writes to Boston audience that Jerry Rice was greater than Tom Brady
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Wed July 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Facebook was cancer before their alleged "civil rights audit" and will remain cancer after
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
US Park Police: You want the audio tapes of the radio traffic between officers and commanders on June 1st when officers cleared out Lafayette park for Trump's photo op? Gee, well, darn the luck, but recorder was broken that day, so they don't exist
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Claudia Conway tweets to her dad "Sorry your marriage failed." Man, dinner at that house must be quiet
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Brie Larson lost out on an audition for Star Wars, and her career was all the better for it
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The trial of the 20 Saudis involved in Jamal Khashoggi's murder opens in Turkey. The first of many parts, one would think
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
Why can't today's podcasting whippersnappers make a good old-fashioned audio drama? They're always doing self-indulgent narration and audio wankery that requires headphones and full attention when all I want is a pleasant whodunit to fall asleep to
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Perhaps auditioning for his next job as a stringer for "Variety", Trump takes a break from his day job of presidentin' during a pandemic to play amateur TV ratings analyst on Twitter
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Heavy)
 
 
 
It turns out that Kellyanne's daughter Claudia is also super anti-Trump and has been all over TikTok about it
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Clever tribe of marauding monkeys hatch epic 'Great Escape' jailbreak from zoo, obviously after being taunted too much (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 25, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You've read the excerpts, you've seen the interviews, now you can experience this year's political blockbuster as you've never HEARD it before: set to music. Audible presents Michael Bolton sings John Bolton's "The Room Where It Happened"
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Twenty years after the first film debuted to success, Netflix decides the time is now for audiences to gobble up a Chicken Run sequel
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Desperate for a scapegoat to blame their abysmal coronavirus response on, and previous attempts to audition China or the WHO for the role not really resonating with the American people, the White House is now fitting the CDC for a set of horns
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Some nights, the audience just sits there like a bunch of potted plants
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia, proving that it prefers to cut the population down to size on an artisanal rather than industrial scale, cancels the Hajj pilgrimage
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
HHS hires McKinsey to audit the almost $200 billion in emergency relief funds given to hospitals in the pandemic relief bill. By a shocking coincidence many of those hospitals have highly lucrative contracts with...yep. Mckinsey
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
World's fastest Bose Einstein condensate created. Audiophiles unimpressed
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Sun June 21, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since the quarantining put an end to taping before studio audiences, Samantha Bee took her show to the wilds of a nondescript Canadian forest. Each week, her team has put out a show just like before. Here are some videos showing how they did it
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Gravity 2 movie holding auditions on the ISS and Crew Dragon
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not much Luckin this brew - you know things are dark when even the independent auditors say "fark it" and walk away
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Captive audience
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Audi's head of R&D takes the wheel
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spanish opera house re-opens to its first live audience since the covid outbreak. Of potted plants
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Tue June 16, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Governor Murphy, while we are here at the Jersey Shore, is there a boardwalk delicacy I can't miss? Crickets ... Long pause ... Audible inhale... Ummm .... Chris Christie: Hold my Kohr's frozen custard
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
During a phone call with governors, according to audio obtained by the NY Times. Pence urged the state leaders to take on the administration's explanation for rises in cases - that more testing has led to more positive cases - which isn't at all true
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Providers accused of cheating Medicare get $50bil in HHS aid because that's how it works in Donnieworld. "They're all feeding at the trough. There are so many defrauding the government. And we're making it easier"
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Blitz chess, for the demands of streaming audiences. Handicap better players by taking away their queen from the start
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8 p.m. Eastern, a very special Fark livestream: It's Drew vs the Top Fark Submitters in Quiplash. We may have a spot or two remaining so pipe up in the Fark comments if you want to be considered. Bonus: Audience votes award points also
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia's share of the oil market is about to be its highest since 1980s. This should end well(s)
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Anna Kendrick had about as much fun filming Twilight as audiences did watching it
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
George Conway asks for new #Trumpslogans, Twitter delivers: "Not Everyone Died", "I alone can fix what I alone did", "Putin America First"
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Fri June 05, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Carmaker Bentley is idling 1000 positions, smoothly
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Thu June 04, 2020
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
The first step: poaching Tesla employees
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Saudi, Russia reach a deal on oil cuts to cheat on
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Leaked Zuckerberg audio: "Trump's looting and shooting reference has no history of being read as a racist dog whistle" -- true, it's more of a flashing racist billboard with sirens, fireworks, and klan-hooded sign-twirlers out front
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Tribe of taunted marauding monkeys shows stupid humans how to act by observing perfect social distancing in these coronavirus times (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The 'Saudi game of thrones' continues as European legislators demand release of jailed prince, in move that will no doubt start strong and end up a hackneyed disappointment
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump unhinged call to governors to crush the protesters audio leaked
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It may be a bit piecemeal, but Donnie says he's selling more arms to the Saudis and Congress can just suck it
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Thu May 28, 2020
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
If people can't see the thinner rope, then Barnum and Harry Kellar missed out on their best audiences
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Audi suspends driver for cheating at a video game
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Mon May 25, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Volkswagen gets Der Volksellbogen
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kevin Hart's family finally understands why audiences are tired of him
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Sun May 24, 2020
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
What do you have to have on your resume to apply for this job?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
We heard you like AI and real-time audience input, so we put AI driven by audience input in your audience-input driven AI so you can listen to AI while you watch AI. Bonus: Subby actually an engineer for the audio engine
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(Uncut)
 
 
 
Neil Young plays a concert in front of an audience of barnyard animals. Crazy Horse unimpressed
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even though IG Linick still has another 26 days on the job, Pompeo has barred him from State Department grounds. That Jared/Saudi/Pompeo investigation must be really something
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Sat May 16, 2020
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Empty Arena MMA: Alistair Overeem vs Walt Harris, Claudia Gadelha vs Angie Hill. Prelims at 6 PM ET, Main card at 9 PM ET, both on the main ESPN cable channel and the ESPN+ streaming service
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The FBI accidentally leaked the name of the mysterious "third man" who assisted the 9/11 attackers. Turns out, the help was coming from inside the Saudi embassy all along
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Howard Stern: "The people who are voting for Trump for the most part... he wouldn't even let them in a f---ing hotel. He'd be disgusted by them. Go to Mar-a-Lago, see if there's any people who look like you. I'm talking to you in the audience"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The country is on lockdown due to coronavirus, giving your new video platform Quibi a captive audience. Quibi underperforms, despite a free 90 day trial period, so what do you do? blame it all on coronavirus
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
U.S. to remove Patriots from Saudi Arabia, dealing yet another blow to Bill Belichick
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Wed May 06, 2020
(World Economic Forum)
 
 
 
Too many teleconferences might be burning you out. Why? Because each one is the "You Show" staring You. If these tips don't help try picturing your audience naked
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"You're getting the bone-saw in the morning" Newcastle United set to be purchased by Saudi Arabia
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Tue May 05, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Saudis are about to engage in economic terrorism
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mississippi: Instead of giving welfare directly to needy families, we're going to make "block grants" to non-profits to help the poor. MS Auditor: and by "help the poor" you mean "steal it" through "he most egregious misspending my staff have seen"
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Ivo Shandor)
 
Audio
 
The New York Public Library's Main Branch combats social distancing by releasing series of audio clips so you can remember the soft murmur of visitors, the turn of a page, the indignant shushing of a spectral, focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm
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Fri May 01, 2020
(IGN)
 
 
 
In today's you'll be in your bunk news, Anne Hathaway showed up for her audition to play Catwoman dressed as Harley Quinn
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Google)
 
 
 
Why don't they put advertisements on the Hulk? I mean, he's just a giant Banner. It's your Bad Joke Thursday (LGN)
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
He probably doesn't want this reported, but Saudi Prince Mohammed bin Salman's year is really going to pieces
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Mon April 27, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia will generously stop executing minors. Dismembering journalists still a-OK though
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The rock-bottom oil prices might utterly destroy corrupt petrostates like Saudi Arabia, Russia, and Venezuela. So, where's the bad news?
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota Man auditions for part of Florida Man; steals snacks and has a shoot out with police from his getaway raft
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Drew gives an update on the Fark revenue situation - tl;dr it's still bad. We also discuss the end of Pennsylvania's sober hordes marauding in nearby states, and special guest Brooke Binkowski gives us an overview of Covid conspiracy theories
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has muzzled or fired nearly every auditor or inspector general in the executive branch. Fortunately for us, the Government Accountability Office isn't IN the executive branch, and they are unleashing a wave of Coronavirus-related audits
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Sat April 18, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Petrostates at risk of failure from Saudi Arabia and Russia oil-price war as well as COVID-19 crushing oil demand. Venezuela. Iran. Libya. Newfoundland & Labrador. Kazakh--- wait. What?
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Mon April 13, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Andrea Bocelli performed live for an audience of millions in an empty arena
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A worldwide oil production deal is stalled by a bitter disagreement between Mexico and Saudi Arabia, which is like some kind of... I don't know, Saudi stalemate? Somebody help me out here
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Caption this audible drone
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You got an F(urlough)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
About 150 members of the Saudi Royal family have reportedly tested positive for the Coronavirus, which seems like a lot until you realize that there are 15,000 of them, so about 1%
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"You Are Incredibly Safe To Go (Vote)", says Wisconsin GOP House Speaker, while dressed as if he's auditioning for Outbreak 2
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Things suck right now, so to make things a little better watch this clip from Avengers: Endgame from opening night complete with live audience reaction
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Audio of the stupid and naive Acting Secretary of the Navy complaining about a CO being too stupid and naive to prevent a leak has now been leaked
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ok. Live shows you WISH you'd been in the audience for. But missed out on because you weren't alive in 1957 or whenever
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