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Sun October 17, 2021
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
University of Tennessee QB auditions go poorly
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Sat October 16, 2021
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Iraq vet falsely claims to be paraplegic, collects over $1 million before VA auditors observed him doing such tasks as loading wheelchair into his new BMW coupe, driving 26 minutes to the gym to lift weights
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Thu October 14, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The group 'Republicans for Voting Rights' is launching a quarter-million dollar billboard campaign across the country to call on state lawmakers to reject frivolous audits of the 2020 election with the billboard saying "Trump lost. No more audits"
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Wed October 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Step 1: Produce and release a video of you playing Robin Williams in a scene from a non-existing biopic. Step 2: ??????? Step 3: Audiences want you in a Robin Williams biopic
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan representative wears 'Q' button at election audit rally. Hilarity ensues
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Arizona fraudit may bring down a politician after all
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
Climate change is changing the nature documentary forever. Less cooing over cute furry animals and lovely landscapes, more hard-hitting depiction of environmental damage that resonates with younger audiences
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Sun October 10, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
No Time to Die rakes in $60 million and the #1 spot as audiences were eager to see Craig's last turn as 007. Venom II: Carnage Boogaloo is #2 with $31 million while The Addams Family 2 has what Itt takes at #3 $9.8 million as Shang Chi slips to #4
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
In Wisconsin another group is trying to run an election audit, kind of like 15 blindfolded drunk clowns trying to get into that little car
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
You'd think the CEO of the company responsible for the Arizona Fraudit would bother to show up to his own oversight hearing. But then, you'd be forgetting that he's a Cyber Ninja if you do
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Tue October 05, 2021
(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Congresswoman Claudia Tenney (R - eindeer) wants you to know that Christmas should be celebrated 365 days a year. And I think we all know what version of 'Christmas' she's talking about
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Mon October 04, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Seinfeld" may have trouble connecting with modern audiences as it debuts on Netflix, because it was written back when we still had a sense of humor, and people weren't paid by the click to write 3,000-word articles using the word "problematic" a lot
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Goalie leaves the penalty area to kick away the soccer ball, but fails miserably. This failure by the goalie led to a 12-yard shot by the striker towards a semi-empty goal. Tag is for the striker (audio in Spanish)
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gov. Abbottoir, hours after receiving a letter from TFG, declares that four of the largest Texas counties will undergo a Full Forensic Audit of all 2020 votes cast, costing taxpayers millions, despite Dumpy receiving 631,221 more votes
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Did anyone really think there wouldn't be a fake report about the fake audit concerning the fake election fraud?
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Abbottoir says his state's new audits aren't all about Trump
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Brody confronts Trump over AZ audit confirming Biden's win. "Are you prepared to accept those results? And are you willing to go back and get a bigger boat?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News analyst who was fired for calling Arizona for Biden on election night reacts to the Cyberninjas' "audit": I *TOLD* you farkers so
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Sun September 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump falsely claims Arizona audit found he won 'At a Level You Would Not Believe'. Whatever that means
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Sat September 25, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"We want to provide the support to our soldiers, and we will do everything we can to help their wish come true. We appreciate any donations to help get Sgt. Whiskers and her babies to safety." Let's give them a hand on Caturday
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Like a crack addict to his dealer, Mike Pillow comes crawling back for Fox News' sweet, sweet advertising audience
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like audits. So let's have an audit of your audit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump responds to the Arizona audit. You guessed it: FAKE NEWS
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Komo)
 
 
 
Fraudit comes to lovely Washington State, this time for a statewide race. Stays for the cherry pie and coffee. Scary tag because they're going to start using this tactic to try to overturn smaller races everywhere
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Mon September 20, 2021
(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Congratulations AZ taxpayers, not only was that 'audit' meaningless, but now you have to pay for the damages to the voting machines, thanks to the AZ GOP
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Mon September 13, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 2004, Oprah Winfrey gave everyone in her studio audience bee stings
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Sat September 11, 2021
(AZ Mirror)
 
 
 
You may not have heard of the Arizona vote canvass, but it was brought to you by many of the same people involved in the Arizona fraudit, and with the same level of professionalism and skill
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
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Thu September 09, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Saudi prince says the U.S. should not withdraw Patriot missiles from Saudi Arabia. "I mean, do the math here. Why should we pay for them when we're already getting them for free?"
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guy who didn't think dogfighting was that big a deal apparently also doesn't think defrauding a health care benefit plan for retired NFLers is a big deal either
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(Politico)
 
 
 
State GOP officials in WI and PA are pushing hard to start election "audits" of their own before the long-delayed results of the AZ one come out and prove so embarrassing that everyone just backs away slowly from this whole subject
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince Charles' closest aide Michael Fawcett is forced to resign after damning letter reveals he offered Saudi donor help securing a knighthood and British citizenship. Don't worry Piers Morgan will find a way to blame Meghan Markle
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Sat September 04, 2021
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
A brief history of the U-928
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dune received an eight minute standing ovation at the Venice Film Festival. Man, the audience was really happy it was over
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Weeki Wachee Springs State Park holding auditions for "Underwater Performers" so, if your favorite Princess is Ariel, dive on down
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Fri September 03, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
So we're gonna find out how deep in the shiat the Saudis were 20 years ago?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Audits? Badges don't need no stinking audits
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember that shocking moment almost three years ago when a Banksy painting started shredding itself in front of a shocked audience? Weren't you shocked? Well, get ready to be shocked -- it's for sale, and worth six times its previous value. Shocking
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Mon August 30, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Say goodbye to mindless swiping: Dating apps are now turning to mindless video and audio
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Since game makers keep assuming everyone has 1Gbit fiber running to their home, they're shutting out a large audience of potential players
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Sat August 28, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Who says Audi has no sense of humor? Certainly not the people who made this. The executives do lack humor though, as they spiked it immediately after release
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Phish relocate concert from Tahoe due to toxic air from wildfires, meanwhile audience predicted to generate similar hazardous air conditions
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Fri August 27, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cyber Ninjas have been ordered by a judge to preserve all their records so they can be released publicly after the fraudit has been completed
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Young boy auditions to join Genesis
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Sat August 21, 2021
(Racer.com)
 
 
 
It's a couple of months late, but it's time for the world's most famous endurance race; the 24 Hours of Le Mans. The race starts at 10am ET on Motor Trend TV in the USA, which means we will all cringe at the horrid coverage Europe gets
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Wed August 18, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Mercedes follows Audi and BMW out the door on Formula E
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Doctorow's blog)
 
 
 
Uber is using the Saudi royal family's money to run a long con, and the con has reached the bezzle stage
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
New Audi concept EV can engorge its wheelbase almost 10 inches to firm up the handling and penetrate the tumescent, throbbing driving experience
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Wed August 11, 2021
(Sports Media Watch)
 
 
 
The 2020-in-2021 Summer Olympics were the least viewed Olympic Games of the television era. Or, maybe most of the audience just wanted to wait for Kevin Hart and Snoop Dogg to break the events down
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Sat August 07, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'RCMP have identified Timothy David Raymond Epic Beard Faded Tattoo Shave Your Arm Hair And Pick Up That Trash Black as a suspect in a home invasion in Wolrville Ridge Aug. 1, in which a man with a firearm broke into a house and then stole a car
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Tue August 03, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
American audiences have really been crapping on their athletes through social media this Olympics. Chinese audiences: "Hold my Tsingtao"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
WWE decides to no longer woo audiences
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Mon August 02, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well of course he'll fight the release of his tax returns. He's under audit, duh
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Sun August 01, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Arizona Fraudit is finally complete. Now comes the fun part
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Sat July 31, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cyber Ninja's audit funded by a wretched hive of scum and villainy
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
That Making a Murderer guy just found out that courts have a higher standard of evidence than Netflix and its audience of GED in law experts
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A Welsh librarian launched audio books after losing her sight. And no, she didn't employ the Dewey Decibel System
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Wed July 28, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Arizona fraudit liason now backing away slowly, preparing smokebomb
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Tue July 27, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
In a shocking development, the Twitter account for the Arizona vote fraudit has been suspended for posting lies about the election
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but it's starting to look like those "Cyber Ninjas" who are conducting the Arizona "audit" might not actually be conducting themselves honestly
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Sun July 25, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"I'm hearing Texas wants to do a forensic audit," he said, bizarrely citing a state he won handily
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Sat July 24, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
New Lamborghini cleans your house, cooks you dinner, entertains your kids, gives sensual massage, and steals your wife
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Audi debuts its electric Dakar rally car, the RS Q E-Tron. Attractive lease terms were not available as yet
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Donald Trump continues his "Joe Biden Didn't Clap My Cheeks" Tour in Arizona where an audit by Cyber Ninjas and Arizona GOP has found that Joe Biden, did indeed, clap his cheeks
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Fri July 23, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity angrily sets the record straight on vaccine misinformation. Namely, the FAKE NEWS that he encouraged his audience to get vaccinated
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Forever Audit rolls on and on and on
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania decertifies county's voting machines because Republican forensic audit may have compromised them
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo auditions for a job at Fox News
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Judge rules that donors to Arizona's election fraudit don't get to remain anonymous
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
News: GOP state rep calling for an audit of the 2020 presidential election in his state. Fark.com: Oklahoma
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seems there is one Trump supporter who isn't buying the stolen election conspiracy without evidence. All the evidence is waiting for the audit of Trump's taxes to be over, didn't you hear?
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Giant Freakin Robot)
 
 
 
Since he has passed away, Marvel has decreed that there will no longer be any cameo appearances - audio or video - of Stan Lee in the Marvel Universe
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Sat July 10, 2021
(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
Scorned ex-girlfriend seeks revenge by renting ex boyfriend's car via an online car renting app, then running 49 red lights in two days. That'll show him
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The audio editor Audacity is not spyware, as reported on Sunday. The "everybody panic" light has been extinguished, and those responsible for the preceding headline have been sacked
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Meet the woman who mastered a 6000-character IBM Chinese typewriter in the 1940s and demoed it for her bosses at Big Blue and for excited audiences in the U.S. and China. The typewriter flopped, but she's still here and she knows the codes
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The Super Happy Audio Tinkerer has hit the fork
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Mon July 05, 2021
(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Mate Rimac started an EV car company when he was 19. Now, at age 33, his company has a majority share of Bugatti
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(Tennessee Star)
 
 
 
Like other carnivals, the Arizona Tilt-A-Vote Audit has moved on, this time to its 4th location
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Open source audio editor changes terms to allow sharing users' data "with our main office in Russia." The Audacity of some people
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Thu July 01, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
"That thing got a hemi?"
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(Some Nut Nut)
 
 
 
Photoshop this squirrel and its captive audience
 
Wed June 30, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Saudi Crown Mohammed Prince bin Salman pushes for new national airline in attempt to move country away from oil. It's true, a Saudi airline could chop their competitors to bits
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Tue June 29, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Maricopa County replacing all voting machines after idiotic GOP audit
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Mon June 28, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Arizona's self-proclaimed QAnon "audit leader" starred in a conspiracy theory movie that would make Kirk Cameron proud
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Sun June 27, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Audience at Trump rally proves beyond all doubt that they know how to pick winners
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Milo auditions to be a zombie. With crippling social anxiety and selective mutism, he's a natural. Also, catching up with our monthly charities
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Fri June 25, 2021
(AZ Mirror)
 
 
 
Overstock founder's pro-Arizona Fraudit film has "anonymous" source. Difficulty: local news reporter says voice sounds similar to head of Cyber Ninjas
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Wed June 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British reality TV show linked to 3 suicides thought about shutting down, but then they remembered they really like money, so instead they're just going to ask their audience to be nicer to the contestants on Twitter
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Mon June 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Poll: Most Americans reject validity of 2020 election ........ .............. ..................... ................... ........... ................. ................. .................... ............... ...................... .............. audits
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The people who record audiobooks are finding it harder to justify doing "diverse" voices. "I probably modeled him on something I'd heard on 'The Wire'"
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Sat June 19, 2021
(9 News)
 
 
 
Griswold implements emergency rules to block Arizona-style audits, unannounced theme park closures, in Colorado
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