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Wed December 01, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Capitol rioter who wore a 'Fu*k Your Feelings' sweatshirt has been sentenced to 30 days in jail, which is more than twice as long as the two weeks requested by the federal prosecutors
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Investing in Africa does have its risks, China discovers
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australia being Australia, where everything can kill you, is now fitting native bilbies with poisonous implants to combat feral cats
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Tue November 30, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman misunderstands the meaning of UberEats
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Local politician launches attacks against the sole town doctor over her refusal to treat unvaccinated patients. Turns out she was treating everyone but thanks to the social media backlash, she's out
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats quietly debating whether they should attack Republicans as democracy-hating tools of the Russian mob hellbent on redistributing your paychecks to your bosses
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(QB bash-full)
 
 
 
Today, playing the part of OBJ, Sr. will be Kareem Hunt Sr
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ethical hackers breach unethical crackers
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Keep your manscaping kit in good order, fellow Farkers. The time will be upon us yet
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Sun November 28, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It's Quacks against Q-balls: Flynn caught on camera saying what he really thinks about QAnon
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Inspector Ric Romero of the North has a theory it "may become clearer in the following days through the ongoing investigation," but it "is believed that this was a targeted attack on the RCMP." Moose out front running for cover
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
She did it for the Lutz
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Thu November 25, 2021
(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Toyota teams up with other Japanese automakers to fight Elon's oligarchic takeover of the auto industry, protect Tokyo from Mothra attacks
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Eric Trump threatens to sue to prove that he's an 'Incredibly Honest Guy'. Followup tag trumps Amusing, Dumbass, and Unlikely tags
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Experts fear the Waukesha car attack is just the beginning
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Crackers served in prison this Thanksgiving
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan may need to be in the prison gym in 26 minutes
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
WWE Superstar tackled by fan during broadcast. No word on if security's elbows were real, or WWElbows
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(Some Guy)
 
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WWE Superstar tackled by fan during broadcast. No word on if security's elbows were real, or WWElbows
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Sun November 21, 2021
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Putin to become Ukraine's president in January
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
Putin to become Ukraine's president in January
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Thu November 18, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way. From your first cigarette, to your being accused of violently beating your ex-girlfriend in front of your 5-month-old son ... Wait, what?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way. From your first cigarette, to your being accused of violently beating your ex-girlfriend in front of your 5-month-old son ... Wait, what?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, technically it was a bipartisan censure of Rep. Paul Gosar (R-eally Despicable). And technically true is the best form of true
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Wed November 17, 2021
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Pizza shop worker attacked with ladle, cash register stolen, robbers make off with dough
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bannon pleads not guilty despite being utterly beneath contempt
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'QAnon Shaman' sentenced to 41 months of not eating organic food
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Stay off this Scottish granddad's lawn or he will kick your butt. Literally
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Stay off this Scottish granddad's lawn or he will kick your butt. Literally
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Epic CEO wants to fight monopoly by combining all platforms' app stores into one big app store, evidently has no idea what a monopoly is
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
F-around and find out, Congress edition
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Bob and Alice each have a secret on their laptop computer. Correction, Bob and Alice each had a secret
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
Josh Hawley's (R) obsession with "manhood" is getting weird
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wyoming GQP excommunicates Liz Cheney
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Mon November 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Houston doctor has her privileges suspended at the hospital where she works for "spreading dangerous misinformation about Covid". Governor Abbott expected to offer her the position of TX Surgeon General before the day is out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And here's the backlash to "Show me where in the second amendment it says we can't have a national religion"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: How will Big E respond to K.O.'s attack last week? Bet it involves coconut oil. Becky reacts to #1 contender Liv Morgan (no laughing, Becks) & what will All Mighty Lashley do now that he's back? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
China threatens Australia with heavy attack, risking wave after wave of unstoppable kangaroos in retaliation
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Thu November 11, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Email inks to a Pdf? Pdf is on the Adobe site? Congrats, you've been phished
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Email inks to a Pdf? Pdf is on the Adobe site? Congrats, you've been phished
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Wed November 10, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
PSG's Aminata Diallo may have gone full Tonya Harding
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Adam Kinsinger says he was packing on 1/6 and spent the day "hunkered down" in his office for six hours "with my gun out, prepared to defend against my own party"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge to Cadet Bones Spur Baby Bunker Diaper Don: FARK YOU AND GIVE THEM THE PAPERS
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Tue November 09, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
This was the gentle, genial frustration of an uncle who can't get something through a nephew's head. We seemed so smart. Why didn't we believe in the MSNBC thread at 7pm ET?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Billy Joel unveils stunning 50-lb weight loss, which he credits to back surgery, will also likely prevent him from getting diabetes and having a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Dying at 28 of a heart attack isn't normal. Maybe being tasered more than 50 times had something to do with it. Jurors sure thought so
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Semi-naked knifeman stabs multiple people on street before he's rammed by cop car. This actually is a repeat (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Max Cleland, the democratic senator who left three of his limbs on the battlefield in Vietnam, yet who was attacked as unpatriotic by his draft-dodging GOP challenger, has died
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
In order to better attack debt, General Electric employs the division strategy and splits itself into three public companies: the aviation, healthcare, and energy brigades
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Reason for Fast-food attack #38567: Fries taking too long
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Mon November 08, 2021
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Domestic terrorist arrested for rootin' tootin' crimes against fashion. Oh, and for trying to murder Congress
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Heart attack? You don't say?
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Sun November 07, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after randomly attacking people with a) gun, b) knife, c) frying pan
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon is still a free man and liberals are not happy at all
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Leave it to Marjorie Traitor Greene to attack her fellow Republicans for doing their jobs
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Woman who's had "squidgame" handle on Twitter for ten years is being attacked by Squid Game fans. They were mad because Twitter has lots of dumb members
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What could be worse than having to jump into a lake to escape a swarm of bees?
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Cross dressing in a fat suit and throwing acid is no way to go through med school, son
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Turns out the flight attendant from the American Airlines flight that diverted the other day charged the fist of the alleged attacker
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Tue November 02, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
To the left: "IS attack on Kabul hospital leaves 7 dead, 16 wounded - Taliban special forces deployed" To the right: Ideas of what Taliban special forces look like
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
To the left: "IS attack on Kabul hospital leaves 7 dead, 16 wounded - Taliban special forces deployed" To the right: Ideas of what Taliban special forces look like
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Northern Ireland gonna Northern Ireland
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
WaPo publishes article over three days detailing Trump's involvement with planning the 1/6 attack & his lack of response to it, asks Trump world for a response. They get back a screed blaming agitators not associated with President Trump. Post: We're not publishing that
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
"[Tucker Carlson's spin on the January 6th insurgency] is not crying 'Fire' in a crowded theater. This is taking a flamethrower to the concession stand. It is a demonstrable threat to public safety"
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Sun October 31, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
January 6th *air quotes on* influencer *air quotes off* who said she's "definitely not going to jail" is most likely going to jail
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(AP News)
 
 
 
'No way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens
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(AP News)
 
 
 
'No way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens
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Fri October 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wanna bet this was somehow about the mask mandate?
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Thu October 28, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Charleston church shooting victims, DOJ reach $88M settlement over white nationalist's gun sale negligence of FBI. 88 you say? Odd they would choose that number
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
The NRA website has fallen to a ransomware attack. Not sure whether to cheer
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"I looked down, and Miss Julie's face is just like bright red and like shaking"
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Makeup techniques to defeat facial recognition without looking like a dazzled freak
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Iran out of gas. Should've stopped to refuel earlier
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers are now able to see how "clinically significant" cataracts are linked to increased risk of vascular death like stroke or heart attack
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Y'know, kid, the superhero biz is kinda like Hollywood. One day you're big, you got a makeover, they're returning your calls. Then a new kid knocks you off your perch, you lose your mind, you end up in rehab. Then years later you're big again
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I was out at a bar last night and a table began to chant "Let's go Brandon." How do you respond to such things? Just hope they shut up, respond with something derogatory, or leave and let the management know why on the way out?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And the Virginia Democrats said "Everyone attack" and it turned into an election blitz
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Israel gears up for Iranian suicide drone attacks. But on a more esoteric level, can a drone even commit suicide?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Mo Brooks flees the sinking Trump ship
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Rep. Mondaire Jones (D-NY): "Expulsion has to be on the table" for the lawmakers involved in the January 6 attack against the US Capitol
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
AOC calls for expelling any House members that helped plan January 6 Capitol Hill terror attack
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Sun October 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh slap
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Poor, poor ransomware hacker groups say that they're the real victims here after one of them finds out
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Poor, poor ransomware hacker groups say that they're the real victims here after one of them finds out
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Sat October 23, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Evil Corp. ongoing hack attack creates havoc at vast network of right-wing TV stations
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin endorses Dave Chappelle
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Less likely to give you a heart attack than Alien Isolation it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Among The Sleep Enhanced Edition free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: best and worst licensed games? TV shows, movies, etc
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Thu October 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sad news, America: We're going to have to have more poor, uneducated kids so we can give billions more to defense contractors. Sorry about that
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NRCC attacks Democrats for . . . not repealing part of Trump's tax cut package
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1861, the Battle of Ball's Bluff took place, earning a place in the list of great defeats in history and serving as an important reminder of why you never bluff with certain body parts
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Havana Syndrome has been documented since at least 1996, but the use of microwave weapons against American diplomats and spies goes back even further. Oh, and it is almost certainly Russia behind the attacks
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Let's do some day drinking and liver destruction as Congress holds a vote to cite our nemesis alcoholic. One shot for every No vote. One Tylenol for every Yes vote. (Live Noon ET)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Testifying in front of the House 1/6 Panel Jim Jordan does the two things he does best: lie like a rug, and try to cover-up a crime he knows was committed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The story of what happened when a major ransomware attack came to tiny Pottawatomie County, Kansas, which shocked most residents because they didn't even know they had computer systems to ransom. Bonus: They got a discount on the ransom
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Tue October 19, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"There was a time when being on "Survivor" meant being sent to a remote island to test physical and mental resilience. Nowadays, as one former contestant found out, walking to pilates class in Santa Monica is more treacherous"
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Mon October 18, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bow-and-arrow attack victims likely stabbed to death. Legolas unavailable for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pharma and Biotech companies have been the targets of more cyberattacks than any other industry, and the attacks are becoming more sophisticated. Click here if you'd like to prescribe a quick fix solution to a systemic problem
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(Nature)
 
 
 
New Zealand's anti-science environment increases as government agency is accused in deaths by not predicting attack by orcs in orc nature preserve
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Cradle Of Filth guest musician and Pagan folk artist Andrea Meyer one of the five people killed in bow and arrow attack in Norway last week. Richmond inconsolable
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Art professor pleads guilty to charges that she went over to another lady's house on Christmas Eve for a game of rock, garden shears, hot fire poker. So, rule 36?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TV stations owned by Sinclair hit by a ransomware attack Sunday, knocking local programming off the air. Sinclair bosses to blame antifa, BLM, and liberals as soon as they learn what bitcoin is
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TV stations owned by Sinclair hit by a ransomware attack Sunday, knocking local programming off the air. Sinclair bosses to blame antifa, BLM, and liberals as soon as they learn what bitcoin is
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Nature)
 
 
 
"Nature" made a survey of scientists who talked to the media about COVID-19 and 15% had gotten death threats
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Sat October 16, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Pete Buttigieg fries Tucker Carlson to a crisp
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri's one and only shark attack
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Suddenly.....deer
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Thu October 14, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you thought the bow and arrow mass murderer in Norway was a white supremacist, you are half right
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you thought the bow and arrow mass murderer in Norway was a white supremacist, you are half right
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
There's a fine line between wanting to choke a coworker with a metal wire and actually choking a coworker with a metal wire
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Forty brazillion Gucci wearing immigrants are attacking the southern border
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
A crypto scam that relies on dating apps : Millennial inevitable
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
North Korea demonstrates to the world that if anyone attacks them with a skyscraper, they are fully prepared to defend themselves
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft: we just denied the biggest DDoS attack ever, which hit 2.4Tbit/sec from 70,000 sources. World: More, pertinent details? MS: *smokebomb*
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Tue October 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Game recognizes game
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
When I think of all the things I've worried about and been afraid of in my life-and now it's plain that I've been scared of the wrong things in an MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bad news, everyone: You can no longer add a ground-up baby aspirin to your three-times-a-day hamburger regimen to ward off a heart attack
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon and Rudy Giuliani: Prison? Pfffft
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(MSN)
 
 
 
FBI raids VP of PB. LOL WTF BBQ
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Mon October 11, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Steve Scalise refuses to say that Biden legitimately won the 2020 election, and gets blasted by Cheney. No, not that one
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Sun October 10, 2021
(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Lara Trump: "What about complete and entire cities that were destroyed" by BLM in 2020? Like Ogdenville, Brockway and North Haverbrook? I'm sure they used to be on the map
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Let them fight. PLEASE let them fight. pleasepleasepleaseplease
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Uhh. beause he was a grandstanding moron who did nothing to help the situation and attacked the real heroes of the event when they said so?
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Secureworld News)
 
 
 
In a first, ransomware attack blamed for death of baby girl in a hospital. And you thought leaving your laptop at home was bad
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democracy is having an anxiety attack
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In other words, 84% of TFG supporters worry about being treated the way they treat others, especially brown people
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Problem with bullies is that when someone finally stands up to them, they play the victim
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Judiciary Committee report zeroes in on Rep. Scott Perry (R-PA) as one of the key "pre-surrectionists" who tried to use the DOJ to throw out the 2020 election results, before Trump had to resort to an armed mob to attempt the same thing on 1/6
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Somewhere between "oh please oh please oh please" and "ain't nuthin' gonna happen" is Anonymous threatening to take down the Texas GOP
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump DOJ #2 ratted to the 1/6 committee for HOURS
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
And the man in black said, "Everyone attack," and it turned into a Biden blitz, Biden Blitz
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"Leon Suseran was on his way to work when he was attacked from behind. The vein on his hand punctured, his pain was outmatched by surprise to find out who is being attacked, by a rooster." Difficulty: New York City
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(MSN)
 
 
 
During a podcast with Jay Cutler, soon-to-be-ex ESPN anchor Sage Steele questions Barack Obama's "choice" to identify as black, attack's ESPN's vaccine mandate and say female sports reporters who "dress like that", "know what they are doing"
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The Royal Navy has a solution for enemy drones: pew pew pew
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert admits she trolls for attention and 'manufactured outrage'
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
So anyway, everybody we quoted in our 9/11 anniversary article sort of made everything up a little bit and we didn't bother fact-checking. We cool?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Winnie the Pooh is harassing Tigger again
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man sentenced for trying to remove 70% of the porn from the internet
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Antonio Conte: Romelu Lukaku not used properly by Chelsea
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Hot Grits Attack is the name of my newly-discovered intestinal disorder
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
What is more "metal" than suffering a heart attack mid-concert, and completing the set before getting ten hours of open heart surgery to save your life?
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Hey, you got your 'impending doom of climate change' nightmare fuel in my Attack on Titan nightmare fuel
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Sometimes the headlines write themselves: Special ops troops 'hunkered down' in California airport hangar after nighttime ninja attack
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Thu September 30, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If the rest of us oohed and aahed and said, "Gosh, a wheel, no one's ever thought of that before," just to make that person feel good, nothing would ever get done in the 7pm Eastern MSNBC thread
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Finally, a story that actually deserves the Ironic tag
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Finally, a story that actually deserves the Ironic tag
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Taliban threatens 'Consequences' if US drones enter Afghan airspace, which ironically entails them blowing up either way
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Jan. 6 genius: "Gonna go try to murder Congress, so I'd better keep a low profile." Also Jan. 6 genius: *dons his mom's fake-fur leopard vest and takes selfies*
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So how many more Republicans in ACTUAL positions of power can a one-term loser of an ex-president attack before the party finally turns on him? The world may never know
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Tue September 28, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Newspaper gunman sentenced to life without comics or sports pages
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Advocate for "election integrity" owes $20,000 in past-due fines for missed campaign finance reports
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Best Korea attacks the ocean again
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
The truth will set you free. Reporting the truth on Fox News will get you death threats from MAGA supporters
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scott Bakula talks about how 9/11 changed Enterprise. It was a pretty disastrous time for Star Trek after all
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
If you want to primary your blue state's incumbent Republican governor, what better place to campaign than at a rally against vaccines, masks, and mandates?
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Sun September 26, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Just because someone is homeless doesn't mean you can treat them like a NPC
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Just because someone is homeless doesn't mean you can treat them like a NPC
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump cultists launch bioterrorism attack on a mall
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just a friendly reminder from Newsmax: you're surrounded by liberal Democrats attacking America
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Thu September 23, 2021
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
2021 sets a new record for most zero-day hacks. I mean, it could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds, OK?
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Hospital employee stabbed while on break in Taunton. And you thought the break room smelled bad on the outside
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Hospital employee stabbed while on break in Taunton. And you thought the break room smelled bad on the outside
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're just minding your own business, trying to do some terrorism, and a beaten police officer's badge and radio "accidentally" end up in your possession?
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're just minding your own business, trying to do some terrorism, and a beaten police officer's badge and radio "accidentally" end up in your possession?
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Wed September 22, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dominic "Proud Boy" Pezzola, has had enough inconveniences and would like to get out of jail now, thank you very much
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon admits he helped plan the Jan. 6 terrorist attack to "kill the Biden presidency in the crib"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ex-Chicago cop, who previously pled guilty to molesting a teen boy and was also sued for having sex with a 16-year-old boy, gets probation for attacking 2 men outside teh ghey bar in Chicago. He sure is gonna learn his lesson THIS TIME
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Tue September 21, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Systems go offline as Iowa farm cooperative is hit by ransomware. Farmers are rushing to apply patch 3.10 to their iCorn
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Systems go offline as Iowa farm cooperative is hit by ransomware. Farmers are rushing to apply patch 3.10 to their iCorn
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Grizzly bear discovers that when you mess with the goat, you get the horns
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
And here's fox with yet another rabid attack on a POC
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
State of Alaska hacked, again. Picture unrelated
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
State of Alaska hacked, again. Picture unrelated
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Mon September 20, 2021
(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Every Premier team shirt sponsor reviewed. "Extra points to Spurs for having on their shirt the exact noise an attacker makes when scythed down by Ben Davies"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Let's see how excited Canadians are to vote today. [click] "I can't wait to hear about the protection of supply management in that riding." Yeah, I think I'll save my popcorn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Сбросьте часы
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Sun September 19, 2021
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man regrets encounter with angry beaver. Fark beaver trifecta now in play
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man regrets encounter with angry beaver. Fark beaver trifecta now in play
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Jalalabad goes Jalalaboom
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Fri September 17, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Truth in advertising laws force FOX "News" to make an important change to Tucker Carlson's show
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
MTA faces $100m in storm damage from Ida, and with the $600m they need they'll be able to do the necessary repairs for just under $2 billion, not counting unexpected cost overruns, unexpected delays, and CHUD attacks
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Thu September 16, 2021
(ITV)
 
 
 
Holiday park complains Game of Thrones filming is driving customers away due to constant noise, dragon attacks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
93% of Americans say that democracy is either under attack or being tested. Obvious tag has said that since 2016, if not since 2000
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Ben Shapiro is now down with secession
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Wed September 15, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Post is claiming that Subby's penis is attacking the Biden administration, which is entirely untrue
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hawk attacks chicken. Rooster and goat attack hawk, rescue chicken
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Japan, leading the world in WTF
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Terrorist behind the 2017 bombing of a Minnesota mosque gets sentenced to 53 years in prison
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Terrorist behind the 2017 bombing of a Minnesota mosque gets sentenced to 53 years in prison
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former intel director's intel suggests something bad will happen somewhere eventually
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Sat September 11, 2021
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Word jumble, or actual headline? "Bobcat attacks Ring doorbell while opossum watches"
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Fri September 10, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Figure Four Friday: Smackdown returns to historic MSG. The Usos defend the tag belts vs The Street Profits, Edge faces Seth (again) and BROCK. Then on Rampage it's Andrade vs PAC (finally). It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox then 10 PM on TNT
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Just ahead of the sacred anniversary, a major victory in The War on Terror
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Defendant in a North Carolina courtroom freaks out and starts attacking people, resulting in a cop in the courtroom opening fire to stop him. UPDATE: Defendant has died of his injuries
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Crazy semen prick by crazy Stemen prick leads to prison
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After 9/11, Steve Buscemi returned to his former NYC firehouse to volunteer. Since then, he has struggled with PTSD
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After 9/11, Steve Buscemi returned to his former NYC firehouse to volunteer. Since then, he has struggled with PTSD
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
🎶Ring-ring, phone call from sedition🎶
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(NPR)
 
 
 
US DefSec says Al-Qaida may try a comeback in Afghanistan, embodies the "head-tapping smart guy" meme
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That ship has sailed
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Oh, boo-farking-hoo. You know who doesn't have to deal with their ankle monitor beeping too loudly? People who don't try to MURDER CONGRESS
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump is lying about what happened to him on 9/11
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump is lying about what happened to him on 9/11
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Wed September 08, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Meet Mike Dempsey, a man that survived the 9/11 attack... and the Las Vegas mass shooting attack. I wouldn't get too close to him
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Massage stones help scientists uncover role of prefrontal cortex in sensory perception while helping keep all those tigers from attacking
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Tue September 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Every accusation an admission" Russia-Ukraine edition
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Extremist attacked officers in New Zealand prison, showing the dangers of incarcerating pro-Saruman half-orcs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former FBI deputy director McCabe says they shouldn't ignore right-wing terror rally. Again
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1776, the world's first submarine attack took place, leading to a long and proud tradition of things long, hard, and full of Seamen trying to sneak into wet places
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Weed can help relieve chronic pain, reduce PTSD symptoms, and help with MS. It also contributes to heart attacks. Harsh
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Sun September 05, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
USMNT World Cup Qualifier Number Two. The men will try and actually score a goal this time, playing our ever so polite neighbors to the north. Live at 8pm EST from Nashville. Everyone say it with me...SHUT UP ALEXI
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Something foul in Guinea
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Shark gets chummy with surfer
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Shark gets chummy with surfer
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Pickax-wielding man attacks Takeshi Kitano's car, gets arrested. It's as if he's never seen the man's movies
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Sat September 04, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Uber and Lyft (to drivers): If you are arrested for driving a woman to get an abortion, we will fight for you
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
On the increased number of road rage attacks: "The socialization skills haven't kicked back in yet"
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Fri September 03, 2021
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Native American child held down and has hair cut off in school. This report brought to you by 1921....check that, it was yesterday
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Resut the Cluck: New Zealand edition
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Resut the Cluck: New Zealand edition
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Thu September 02, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
No Pulisic, no Steffan. USMNT starts the road to World Cup 2022 vs El Salvador. 10pm est on CBS sports network and paramount+
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Looks like extortion's back on the REvil menu, boys
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
After spending minutes attacking Lindsey Graham, Tucker Carlson laments the fact he "won't come on my show"
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Wed September 01, 2021
(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Doctor attacked by pipe-wielding Colon. And you thought your colonoscopy was rough
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Breaking: Trump did not organize Jan 6. His *funding network* did, to the tune of $4M+
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Switzerland's Federal Intelligence Service is warning of potential terrorist attacks on banks and private money vaults. Just kidding, the targets are coronavirus vaccine centers and vaccine transport and manufacturing facilities
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: Johnny Wrestling brawls with L.A. Knight over who gets to be in Regal's office, Ciampa takes on a Bold & The Beautiful cast member & Roddy attempts to knock Jiro out of his sport coat. Mandy? Tune in starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News pushes watchghazi
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just a quick heads up for those of you who might still be dealing with floodwaters in Louisiana: Watch out for alligators. Also, consider moving
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just a quick heads up for those of you who might still be dealing with floodwaters in Louisiana: Watch out for alligators. Also, consider moving
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Mon August 30, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
US used 'flying Ginsu' missile in Kabul airstrike. Afterwards, it cut tin can in half, then sliced a tomato into paper-thin slices
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Brazen Brazilian bank robbers strap hostages to their car as human shields
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Brazen Brazilian bank robbers strap hostages to their car as human shields
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Sun August 29, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
January 6 Commission wants to hear more about Jim Jordan's call to Trump begging him to call off the attack. The second call. With Matt Gaetz on the line too
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
That's some mama
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
That's some mama
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Here we go again, 'Kabul goes BOOM' edition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
50 photos that look Photoshopped, but aren't: Come for the peacock having an out-of-body experience; stay for the invisible car, Satan attacking the New York Yankees, and the hermit crab with a human skull
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Fri August 27, 2021
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
"I never thought the leopard would try to eat my face," at least that's what the model on a photoshoot would have said if the leopard hadn't tried to eat her face
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A Georgia man who devised a plot to kidnap his ex-wife and then rescue her in a bid to win her back, didn't think his cunning plan all the way through
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turtles may usually be slow, but are lightning quick to politicize the death of American service members
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Thu August 26, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
After an attacker broke into a Montana fish hatchery and speared numerous fish, six trout had to be euthanized, presumably with butter and lemon juice
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The cyberattack on Microsoft Exchange by Chinese backed hackers may have been part of a more colossal project for building artificial intelligence
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Subby trying to Madlib a headline for a story that contains video slots, a machete, a bloody suspect wearing a bandana and sunglasses, and a school bus accident
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(Politico)
 
 
 
ISIS attacks kill and wound US troops at Kabul airport, Black Adam unavailable for comment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police are suing Trump over his terrorist commands on 1/6
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Well, bye
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Among the things you hope to never hear from your son: "Dad, you have a knife in your neck"
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Secret Service warned Capitol Police about violent threats a day before the Jan. 6 attack. And man, that guy REDACTED sure sounds like a real dick
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS to test-market new cereal
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Tue August 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Camp Auschwitz, meet club fed
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
A Los Angeles class nuclear attack sub now a schoolhouse, the USS San Francisco has made its home in Charleston, SC
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Another thing Aussies have to worry about that can kill them, wearing a face-mask for the Covid will likely have a magpie attack you during "swooping season"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Jan 6th Commission hereby notifies telecommunications and social media companies to preserve all electronically stored information, as defined by Rule 34 of the Federal Rule of Civil Procedure, of several people--including members of Congress
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Mon August 23, 2021
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Brazen Santa Clarita attack on Covid-19 vaccine workers, possibly linked to clam parasites that make you eat people
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Sun August 22, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Peronist capybaras cutely leading the revolution against the wealthy landowners of Argentina
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Fri August 20, 2021
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
House Slytherin attack
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Thu August 19, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Dead men can't pass laws," quoth the gentle tourist who was found with over 1,000 rounds of ammunition, swords, hatchets, and nearly 80 military-style combat knives
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
MyShillow Guy gets fingered
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In the "Ya Don't Say?" category: A Republican congressional candidate who actually witnessed Mike Lindell's "attack" says that Mike Lindell was not attacked
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like the "Stepbrother UnSEALed: A Bad Boy Military Romance" book series might have to find another cover model for future sequels
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Member of insurgent group pleads guilty to charges of threatening to kill a sitting US Senator, conspiracy to get them into a polyamorous relationship with waterfauna apparently
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Ransomware attack stinks
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Mon August 16, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
US strikes deal with the Taliban in Afghanistan to "allow" the evacuation to continue. Which is an improvement over having your head chopped off and your children sold into slavery
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Sun August 15, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Hey Joe, it's Lindsey. Sorry I attacked your son. I was just trying to suck up to my base so I could be reelected. We're cool, right?"
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Sat August 14, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Runners in a Raleigh, NC neighborhood are getting attacked by birds. O RLY?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Everyone else's firefighting hoses go "splash-splash-splash", while the Navy's firefighting hoses go "pew-pew-pew"
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Fri August 13, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
When Incels Attack: UK Edition
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Mike Lindell attacked by Antifa in hotel lobby in South Dakota. Because of course he was. Would doubt this man with his rock solid credibility?
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Thu August 12, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Taliban takes their 10th city (in less than a week) and gets their frequent-attacker card punched for free sammiches with their next objective
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Newsmax host tries to suggest the 1/6 insurrectionist attacked Capitol Police Office Fanone because he "was mistaken for ANTIFA" because his riot gear was all black and everything. Even the head of the uber-right wing FOP calls the host "a clown"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian capital Canberra goes into snap lockdown after recording its first case of Covid-19 in more than a year. Meanwhile in America spreadnecks attack healthcare workers for telling the truth
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Mon August 09, 2021
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
FoxNews can't decide whether it wants to lose a billion dollar lawsuit or allow Trump to peddle his Big Lie to placate their viewers, so they provide both options just in case. See? Fair and balanced
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
FAFO, moose edition
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Sun August 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's like the right-wing outrage machine isn't even bothering to do the most basic fact checking anymore. Though how they missed on a "Kerry Ferry" attack line is a bit disappointing
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
And some people wonder why there is a Florida tag
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Sat August 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Hello Mr. Baseball bat, meet Mr Shotgun
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Fri August 06, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown, Corbin faces Balor, threatens to use dog food on him (if only he could afford some). Sasha explains her attack on Bianca & blessed is The Peacemaker as he tries to take out The Head of the Table. It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Her imagination has started stretching wide. And her new conviction no longer will she hide. She's not branded when prophets speak words of fire in an MSNBC thread for 7pm Eastern
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Thu August 05, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We spotted the ocean at the head of the trail, where are we going, so far away. And somebody told me that this is the place where everything's better, everything's safe in an MSNBC thread for 7pm Eastern
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(Time)
 
 
 
Officer Michael Fanone says the biggest trick that Trump pulled was convincing "rednecks" that he spoke for them
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Wed August 04, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Not to say, but if you only knew / How easy It would be to show me how you feel / More than words / Is all you have to do to love a grapefruit - Devin Nunes is suing Rachel Maddow, let's see if she responds. MSNBC thread 7pm Eastern
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge to January 6 insurrectionist: "You called yourself and everyone else patriots, but that's not patriotism. Patriotism is loyalty to country, loyalty to the Constitution, not loyalty to a head of state. That is the tyranny we rejected on July 4"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
British stripper and her boyfriend sentenced to prison after robbing a fellow stripper of the $11,000 in tips she'd earned the night before. $11k? In ONE night? What a sucker I was getting that law degree
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
British stripper and her boyfriend sentenced to prison after robbing a fellow stripper of the $11,000 in tips she'd earned the night before. $11k? In ONE night? What a sucker I was getting that law degree
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Now that the shame and embarrassment are over, Amy Cooper aka Central Park Karen decides to do it all over again. "I'm trying to figure out, you know, what does that mean? Is that a physical attack on me?"
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