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Thu May 13, 2021
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Royal Mail to issue Prince Philip memorial stamps, commemorating moments like asking an Aborigine if he was still throwing spears, telling a 13-year-old boy he's too fat to be an astronaut, and telling a policewoman she looked like a suicide bomber
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Congratulations Boeing on your successful computer program to the space station
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Space garbage hits a new level
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Fri April 30, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Senator and Astronaut Nelson confirmed as NASA Administrator. And to think, he did it without Jeannie's help
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Wed April 28, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Forgotten" astronaut Michael Collins will never be forgotten
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Sun April 25, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today in interplanetary culinary news: Astronauts don't actually eat astronaut ice cream in space, also alcohol is banned on the International Space Station ... but the food is getting better
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"How a space doctor keeps astronauts healthy on the ISS." What are they going to do? Switch providers? Go out-of-network?
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(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Watch four NASA, JAXA, & ESA astronauts launch to ISS at two seconds past 5:49 AM ET. They will be using Bob and Doug's Crew Dragon Endeavour and the booster that launched Mike Hopkins's crew in November
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Thu April 22, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The International Space Station has four more astronauts arriving soon, and it's getting so crowded up there that there won't be enough beds for them all. Wait, I think I've seen this video
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Wed April 21, 2021
(NASA)
 
 
 
Perseverance's experiment on making molecular oxygen from carbon dioxide is a success. If the process is scaled up, future astronauts will be able to make liquid oxygen for their rockets eliminating the need to truck it in from Earth
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Big Bike)
 
 
 
That time William Shatner tried to ride across the US on a 14 foot long, 500hp Cadillac powered motorcycle
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Future potential astronauts who die on Mars will be eaten by the survivors
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Wed April 14, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wow. Such coin. So crypto. Much money
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Sat April 10, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets dressed all by himself. Fark: He is an astronaut getting into his SpaceX suit at the ISS
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Thu April 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Some lucky farkers in Tucson got their COVID vaccines administered today by a) a Navy combat pilot, b) a NASA astronaut, c) a Senator, or d) all of the above?
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Wed March 17, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Astronauts on Mars missions could suffer cognitive and emotional problems. Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over
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Wed March 10, 2021
(United States Mint)
 
 
 
US Mint releases Christa McAuliffe dollar coin. Collect her eight bits now
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
♫ ♪ Astronaut Rusty has the whole world in his helmet, the whole wide world in his helmet, he's got whole world in his helmet ♫ ♪
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Fri March 05, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Spacewalking astronauts are working on new solar panel prep work now before they can charge their double-time weekend rates
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Some billionaires)
 
 
 
Old and busted: A chance for non-astronauts to win a few days in orbit. New hotness: A chance for non-astronauts to go to the farking Moon free of charge
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Mon March 01, 2021
(NASA)
 
 
 
The next ISS crew to be rotated on the Dragon capsule is announced - 2 Americans, 1 Japanese, and 1 European. This will be the third different vehicle that the Japanese astronaut has taken to the ISS
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 21¼st birthday to Jack Lousma the last surviving member of Skylab 3 and the commander of the third Space Shuttle mission
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Sat February 27, 2021
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Florida coyote wants to be an astronaut, but has some trouble with space helmet and has to be helped out of it
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Fri February 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Owner needs steak [video]
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Astronauts, chicken, classic cars, and celebrity pets are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan 21 - Feb 6: Snowed In Edition
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Mon February 15, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian professor joins Mars mission. She teaches Rocks for Jocks; and since she's from Brock, she can walk and talk. The perfect Mars mission astronaut
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Wired)
 
 
 
NASA is looking set new radiation, extra appendage limits for its astronauts
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Tue February 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Looking for a job that's out of this world? The European Space Agency is hiring
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Take your mind off earthbound worries for a few moments
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Sat February 06, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Golfers everywhere lie about the distance they can hit the ball, not just on earth (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
NASA will pay you half a million dollars if you can figure out how to feed astronauts on a trip to Mars. The frozen pizza part should be easy but the beer bottles might take up too much room
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Mon February 01, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian venture bluShift Aerospace has developed a rocket biofuel and wants to be the Uber for space, so astronauts can have the experience of endless one-sided conversations, getting hopelessly lost, and unidentifiable substances on the floorboard
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
February 1, 2003: After traveling at "18 times the speed of light," the Space Shuttle Columbia broke apart killing seven astronauts and ultimately the Shuttle Program
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Thu January 21, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Buzz Aldrin gets Covid vaccine shot. News: without punching anyone
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