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Wed July 18, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
White House transcript omits key Putin-Trump moment. C'mon, Atlantic - how is the White House supposed to "transcribe" a reach-around?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Millennials, you're getting the shaft. Are you going to A) riot, B) vote, C) shrug?
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Apparently Trump paved the way for a merger of the Russian and US militaries during his summit
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Whelp, there goes the Steelers season
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Now that its floating issue has been addressed, Spain's new S-80 submarine doesn't fit in its dock
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Tue July 17, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Liz Cambage sets WNBA record with a 53-point game, or 67 male points
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man dies of heart attack in Disney World wave pool, will be posthumously renamed Bob
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Who knew speed running the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire could be so much fun? Break out the Borscht and Vodka. It's time for Trump to yell at Congress for not worshipping the modern Nero. 2pm ET
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
An English woman travelled all the way to the Jersey Shore and all she got was an umbrella impaled through her
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Indiana man teaches gun cleaning to his daughter, should have taught responsible parenting to himself
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Blake Shelton falls on stage after bringing back the moonshine
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Mon July 16, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's been a long week but here's... what do you mean it's only Monday? Well, whatever. Here's another investigation into Kushner, brought to you by New York this time
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Sun July 15, 2018
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
People trust science experts more than government. Mulder, Scully unavailable for comment
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ah, the miracle of Duct Tape: like the Force, it has a light side, a dark side, and can be used to strap elderly nursing home patients into chairs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It seems that the State of Indiana has spent more than $20 million dollars to clean up a string of abandoned gas stations formerly owned by one Michael Pence and his family
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Fri July 13, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What is that sitting in the sea just outside your window? Oh, just a 4 mile wide iceberg here to flood the town
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Thu July 12, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
DOJ reopens case of Emmett Till, black 14-year-old lynched in Money, MS, because after 63 years, guilty parties are pretty much dead, buried by now
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
We're (almost) number one....in oil production
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Despicable Me
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If for any reason that the World's Ugliest Dog cannot fulfill her duties, the 1st runner up shall take over and be crowned the New World's Ugliest Dog
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Wed July 11, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Good news high school basketball players, you may be able to jump into the NBA right away soon
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Tue July 10, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
'Miracle' baby saved after being buried alive for nine hours, is immediately given medical treatment and David Blaine's business card
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Sun July 08, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
A 1-year-old Honduran boy was in court for his immigration hearing
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Darwin may be impressed that you attempt to swallow a bag of evidence. Even more impressed that it is a bag of cocaine. But Darwin will not be deterred if you resist the police when they try to remove it
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Sat July 07, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Meet Panshu Zhao. Member of the U.S. Army, doctoral candidate at Texas A&M University, lover of all things American. Oh wait, scratch that... make that former member of the U.S. Army for ... um ... reasons, we guess
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
North Korea selects the adjective "regrettable" to describe their talks with Mike Pompeo as Kim Jong-Un laments burning out this fuse up here alone
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Step right up, Maryland, your college basketball program is the next recipient of FBI subpoenas
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hurricane Beryl bears down. If it's anything like the rumors about uncle Milton, it's gonna be legendarily long and hard
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Five things Fox News thinks are important for its viewers to know about Scott Pruitt. No, there's nothing on the list about any of the stuff that forced him to resign
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Russians are advised to shower in pairs because of that soccer tournament going on. Giggity barely beats Creepy tag here
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump calls it "A disgrace" that the NSA realized recently they'd collected data on 685 million phone calls and texts that they weren't authorized to intercept
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The NBA's Eastern Conference was already weak as hell last year. Then the greatest player in a generation decided to head West. The East may never win again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Vermont becomes 9th US state about to suffer Doritos shortage
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Today in "the media catches up with Fark's pol tab", Manafort handler and indicted Oligarch, Konstantin Kilimnik, played a much larger role in being Trump's handler during the campaign
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
And all you heathens thought that the tots and pears don't work. Mmm tots
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
US factories report faster-than-expected growth in June, will need to get new pants
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lakers don't even wait until the ink is dry on LeBron's contract before they start trolling him
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
John Bolton doesn't know what the f*ck he's talking about
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
He said he was gonna
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Whelp, the press really is actively working against Trump. Wait for Fox News to freak out about DerpGate 19 in 3 ... 2
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Fri June 29, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Putin: Yo, dawg, I heard you like researching the Soviet Purges, so I got you purged
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nice, Beavers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jahi McMath declared dead. This time for real
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't shoot your guerrilla rap video atop a freeway sign during rush hour. Nice back flip, though
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man with 149 kids sentenced to house arrest. Now THAT'S cruel
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Wed June 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Nine {out of the ten} Republican Oklahoma state representatives who voted against tax hikes to fund teacher pay raises were either vanquished in primaries on Tuesday or forced into runoff elections against GOP challengers"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Grimm gets clobbered in the most revoltin' development since that 1994 Roger Corman film
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man attempts upscale crime, steals 2 diamonds worth $170k. But he just isn't cut out for supervillainry, will have to go back to the minor leagues
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Reality Loser
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Under Trump's current immigration rules many people living here now would have been deported, including Melania Trump
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Sun June 24, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Han Solo's Blaster from the "Return of the Jedi" just sold for $55,000 at a Las Vegas auction. Wait ....correction. Make that $550,000
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
2018 winner of the World's Ugliest Dog contest is imperfectly adorable
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Sat June 23, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
College Board: history began just 500 years ago
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Fri June 22, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ichiro Suzuki is showing us that he is a master of disguise
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Barry Trotz over to the The New York Islanders
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump thought jailing babies would be a big win with his racist creep base along the lines of hating on black football players. Our great and moral leader thought that. Yep
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Wed June 20, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Omaha to host semi-pro game between the Tigers and the Royals as a kickoff event for 2019 CWS
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
MAGAs: Trump's gonna get a Nobel Prize: Nobel Committee Member: LOLWUT?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kirstjen Nielsen would like to be able to eat at restaurants again
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Tue June 19, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
May 15, 2018: Washington Nationals rookie Juan Soto gets pinch hit home run against Yankees. May 20, 2018: Washington Nationals rookie Juan Soto makes Major Leagues debut
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
FOR SALE: $500,000. One 1962 Lockheed Jetstar, no engine, 2 previous known owners, shag carpeting, red velvet seats, A hundred 40-year-old fried pb and banana sandwhichs in the overhead bin. Fumigation not included in offer
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Here's an article from 2017 about a private prison company that donated to Trump and lobbied to have children detained. I wonder how that worked out
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
World Cup "Man of the Match"? Awesome. Wait, it's from Budweiser? Yeah, no thanks, I'm good
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientist wishes he wasn't so right about global warming
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Then they came for the naturalized citizens
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Looks like the White House job fair will have yet another opening to fill
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(AP News)
 
 
 
NYAG: Oh and one more thing, Donald. I'm Eric is still under investigation
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News attempts to figure out what's happening given that they have to keep their lips firmly applied to Trump's ass. Who can they blame for Trump's stupidity today? Looks like it's Paul Ryan's turn to take a beating
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(AP News)
 
 
 
After Cambridge Analytica broke up amidst criminal investigations by multiple countries, its employees started a new company doing the same things for the same people
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Two 18 wheelers crash, spilling-WHAT? NOOOOOOO WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE ME INSTEAD GOD WHY?
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Thu June 14, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
D.J. Fontana, who rose from strip joints in his native Shreveport, Louisiana to the heights of musical history as Presley's first and longtime drummer has died at 87
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sustainable fish is just another fish story
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Wed June 13, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Military spokesman insists a National Guard officer was not authorized to take an armored personnel vehicle off base, even though he completed his basic training on his own after Sgt. Hulka was wounded by a stray mortar
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Nevada pimp thanks Donald Trump for discovering the New World. The new, stupid world
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Black-masked bandit scales tower. Fire officials consider their options, including getting the captain's plinking gun
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump praises Kim Jong Un as strong, funny, smart and a terrific dancer. And he can paint an entire apartment in one afternoon. TWO COATS
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hurricane Bud escalates to Category 4, will likely weaken before it begins to party
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
According to Hannity, Korea will start giving up nukes any second now. Is Hannity really this stupid or does just look this stupid? I'm going with looks stupid
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Mon June 11, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro apologies to Canada for Donald Trump. Canada now needs to select a representative to apologize for Ted Cruz
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Not news: Airman goes AWOL, is tracked down and hauled in to jail by MPs. Fark: 35 years later
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trump's obsession with identifying leakers has grown so much that when he's speaking with outside advisers on the phone and a staffer's name comes up, Trump will ask, "Is he the leaker? Is she the leaker?" Our President, everyone
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Sun June 10, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Golfer Justin Thomas named Alabama pro athlete of the year, as it's the first time the award has gone to someone from the state whose sport didn't involve drivin', ropin' or wrasslin'
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Sat June 09, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Seals can continue to use San Diego beach. Crofts, not so much
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
North Dakota food critic who was mocked for her review of Olive Garden recalls meeting with Anthony Bourdain, whom she credits with saving her
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Guy who took military vehicle for joyride in VA claims it was a military assignment to check cop readiness and that vehicle had been prepped for him by 60 fellow soldiers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney, who once called Trump a con man, jumps right on the Trump Train and says he'll easily get the nomination in 2020 and easily win re-election
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Maybe one day we'll have a president consumed with governing the country
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sandusky raided, not that one
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(WJBF Augusta)
 
 
 
SC officials warn beachgoers to be on lookout for '80s metal gods wandering around wearing fur and leather, carrying chains and swords. \m/-.-\m/
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
The Kansas AG race just got whole lot more interesting
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Sat June 02, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Pentagon to take over handling security clearance checks. Nothing to see here, citizen, move along
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Fri June 01, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Irony is strong as story about Facebook removing Trending stories section appears in Trending stories section on Facebook
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman gets seven years and deportation for forced labor of illegal immigrant - as in, forcing her to have sex with various men to try to get pregnant
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Let's play a game. Guess who said meeting with Trump "was like talking to a toddler" before clicking the link
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cops: A 19 year old and his girlfriend hired a hitman to kill his father
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Oversaturation of the marijuana growing industry in Oregon has resulted in such a glut that there is currently 1/4 pound of weed on hand for every person in the state
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
, isn't it?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mama Leone left a note on the door... Sonny, move out to the country, Workin' too hard can give you, A heart attack (ack) You oughta know by now (oughta know by now) If that's what it's all about, Mama if that's movin' up, Then I'm movin' out
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Gambians sue ex-leader over bogus herbal remedy, because apparently you can't cure HIV by rubbing plants on people
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Wed May 30, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
A jury in Las Vegas found Copperfield negligent, but he was able to make any financial responsiblity disappear
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Just a reminder: Today is don't mess with your caffeine deprived co-worker unless you want your head snapped off and handed to you day
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Protip: If you want to get away with murder just don't take the girlfriend with you when you collect on the hit
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(Time)
 
 
 
Complicit? No, surely it's a coincidence China approved thirteen Ivanka Trump trademarks in 3 months
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Mon May 28, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Ellicott City, MD awash in 1000 year floodwaters for the 2nd time in 2 years
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Sun May 27, 2018
(WPSD Local 6 Paducah)
 
 
 
If you live in Nashville and are worried about the current hepatitis A outbreak, fear not. The county has enough doses of the vaccine to cover a whopping 5% of the people at risk
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
125-year-old vintage Levi's sells for $100,000. It has no belt loops, those'll cost extra
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Off-duty officer Castle Doctrines his home from another off-duty officer who happened to be his brother coming by to say hi
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Fri May 25, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Pretty awesome pictures of the volcano om-nom-nom-ing Hawai'i
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
'Big Sexy' Bartolo Colon turns 45, gets a cake and is also the oldest player in Major League Baseball
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Further details emerge: Incognito believed feds tracking him, wanted no Bluetooth near him, and had a concealed weapons permit but no gun
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(NPR)
 
 
 
ICBLSDMs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump told a confidant that he wanted to brand the FBI informant a "spy" because he thought it made it sound more nefarious and would help him turn public opinion against the probe
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Perhaps Subby should cancel his trip to India after seeing how polluted it is
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Wed May 23, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Vegas about to crap out
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
FDA says some teething medications are unsafe for children, recommends parents stick to liquor
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(KNBR)
 
 
 
With Peter King leaving Sports Illustrated, Bay Area Sports Hall of Fame to redo plaque of Brandi Chastain and remove his face
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(Jay Gatsby)
 
 
 
Now you can spend the night in the house where Zelda and F. Scott Fitzgerald cheated on Link
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
30-year-old sued by his parents for refusing to move out of their house looks exactly as you imagined him, relies on Google searches for his legal defense, and argues with the judge when shown the appellate court decision that overrode his argument
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Teacher takes KY GOP house majority leader to school in primary
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
This is an argument Manafort's lawyers are actually trying: Mueller team member Andrew Weissman MUST be the source of all the leaks about the investigation, because a month before Mueller was appointed, as part of his job, he met with AP reporters
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
What if the David Dennison who paid off a porn star for an abortion is the same David Dennison who paid off a porn star for unprotected sex?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
I think this Scott Pruitt guy might not be on the up-and-up
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alabama sues the Census Bureau because their 3rd grade reading level means they have a hard time understanding "counting the whole number of persons in each State"
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Mon May 21, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vegas finally gets an expansion team that isn't very good
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Big bada boom
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Terrance Williams arrested for public intoxication stating that he was just trying to uphold his reputation as a Cowboy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump says, I'm determined to do absolutely nothing about mass shooting unless you think tweeting BS is something. My lover, the NRA, won't let me do anything right, so go fark yourself
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Chron)
 
 
 
Multiple fatalities reported after school shooting in Santa Fe, TX
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hawaii's Kilauea volcano now ranked among top 10 most dangerous volcanoes in U.S. Which immediately raises the question - Does the U.S. even have ten volcanoes?
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Torture is cool again
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
$85M apartment for sale, comes with plenty of space (now with pictures)
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Pants-around-ankles Florida Man quickly nabbed by police after running over power pole, barber pole, fence poles. Look, he likes poles, that's all I'm saying
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
45-year-old single mom and Connecticut dishwasher takes some time off each spring to return home to visit family. And to summit Mt. Everest, which she just did for the ninth time
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
German police respond to domestic disturbance call because Polly wants a got dam cracker
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Trump filed his 2017 financial disclosure yesterday. Farkers may wish to invest $130,000 in popcorn futures
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News slams Stephen King for "cruel joke" about Melania. Still haven't read The Dead Zone
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Buehler win the GOP nomination to challenge Oregon Gov. Kate Brown. I guess it's pretty serious
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Tue May 15, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Student takes Danny DeVito cardboard cutout to prom. That's not the real story. It's the guy in the photo on the right that's wearing a Captain America suit/tux
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Apparently, gas prices are still too low. Because you lot still have got enough to spend on other things
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"A disgraced Republican ex-congressman and a GOP candidate despised by party leaders have been fighting a weeks-long, behind-the-scenes battle ahead of Tuesday's primary for an open House seat in Western Pennsylvania." Grumpy cat? You want this one?
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Mon May 14, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Investigators found evidence of a "malicious intrusion" into a Tennessee county's elections website from a computer in Ukraine during a concerted cyberattack, which caused the site to crash just as it was reporting vote totals in this month's primary
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Sat May 12, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Seriously, Rudy...you're really not helping. Like to the point where we're starting to think you're really a Democratic plant to bring down the Trump administration from the inside and...hey...that kinda makes sense...hmmm
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Fri May 11, 2018
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
"People have wondered when decency would hit rock bottom with this administration. It happened yesterday"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Menendez: So what did the president know about the Trump Org trying to bribe the President of Panama to save their mob hideout in Trump Panamanian Pleasure Palace?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kentucky Trump Campaign Chair and former Federal Judge sentenced to 20 years in prison for the sustained sexual trafficking of at least 20 minor females that had been assigned to his courtroom. What? No pizza?
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
A comparison of how much things cost in San Francisco, California vs McAllen, Texas
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(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Maybe the next Avengers movie will be about trying to steal back Iron Man's suit
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Wed May 09, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Okay, so Russian hackers posed as ISIS to threaten military wives, but at least they didn't do anything as disrespectful as kneel during the national anthem
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Overturned tanker truck turns Polish road into hershey highway
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(valley morning star)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo: So, you're in a victim protection program? Don't worry, we only sold your information to a few vendors. It should be okay
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Tue May 08, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump didn't initially add Giuliani to his legal team because everyone around him told him that Giuliani was drinking too much. Well, that explains a lot
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump wants Giuliani to do more TV interviews because they have "organized his supporters"
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Mon May 07, 2018
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
NY AG Schneiderman announces resignation
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Colts Jim Irsay bought the founding document to Alcoholics Anonymous for $2.4 million, and wants to display it publicly on a tour so more people can see it
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Sun May 06, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Lizzie Borden took an ax, and gave her mother forty whacks. Now you can sleep in that same room, for $275 not including tax
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
John Lennon found alive and well in Wisconsin living on Big Macs
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump visibly agitated as Mueller is interviewing his friends
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Franklin Graham in 1998 says Clinton's affairs "have public consequences." Franklin Graham in 2018 says Trump's affairs are "nobody's business." Obvious tag explodes from hypocrisy
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Liberal California policies keep failing. Now 5th largest economy in the world
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Joe Biden pays his last respects to Senator John McCain, offers him one final ride in his biatchin' Trans Am
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Fri May 04, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House Counsel, Don McGone
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently, there is such a thing as too racist for Trump's GOP
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Comey criticizes Giuliani for comparing FBI agents to 'stormtroopers', says they have better aim for starters
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Thrice-disgraced former judge thinks Alabama wants some Moore
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Camille Cosby releases three-page statement on husband's sex assault verdict
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"Women are from Venus, men are from Gillette." Rudy helpfully explains why Kush can fit under public transit
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Strikeouts top hits in a month for the 1st time in MLB history. Fans only get a whiff of offense
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen affiliated cab companies including Smoochie Cab Corp., Lady Laura Hacking Corp. and Mad Dog Cab Corp owe the state of New York $280K in back income taxes
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Tue May 01, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Because he won't be needing it anymore, Bill Cosby selling tens of millions of dollars in California real estate. No word on when the two small houses and apartment complex will be sold
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
GM to power its Ohio and Indiana plants with wind instead of hundred-million-year-old plants. Still using dinosaurs to power its cars
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Head of Scott Pruitt's 30-man security detail and TOTALLY legitimate businessman Pasquale "Nino" Perrotta, has decided to step down from his position ahead of an expected grilling by the House Oversight Committee
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mystery of the Missing White House tree solved: The tree was moved to quarantine, "like other plants or animals brought into U.S. territory." Translation: someone fished it out of the dumpster
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Sat April 28, 2018
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Producer Paul Junger-Witt gone. Thank you for being a friend. Confused? You won't be after reading his obit
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
America hasn't had this many inches in a day since your mom went on spring break
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Fri April 27, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Locating serial killers with a genealogy website could be against the terms and conditions, which cops would know if they'd read all 894 pages instead of just clicking "I agree"
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Thu April 26, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Scientists release the most detailed star chart of the Milky Way to date and show no ragerts at all
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(NBC New York)
 
NewsFlash
 
Jurors reach verdict in Bill Cosby retrial. Get your taglines ready for the announcement
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Alternate Cosby jurors get time with comfort dog. After O'Neill mentioned the dog, Cosby stood up at the defense table and made a comical, barking-like motion with his mouth
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Yeah, no
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Wed April 25, 2018
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
PA lawmaker who recently accused a colleague of being gay because he repeatedly touched the lawmaker's arm; writes an angry FB post denouncing yet another legislator as "a lying homosexual". Dude, sit down, I have something to tell you about yourself
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(Slate)
 
 
 
His Orangeness might be rage-Tweeting about the fake media not covering the GOP's victory in AZ's special election, but what that race really shows is how deep a pile of doo-doo the GOP is in for the mid-terms. Spoiler: It's really deep
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News is covering the issues with the VA confirmation and have determined who is really at fault in all of this: Obama. Come on, you thought it was going to be Hillary didn't you? Admit it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Do we got an AZ special election thread? Cause we need an AZ special election thread. WE NEED
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines will require a doctor's note for emotional support animals, and will no longer allow "amphibians, goats and animals with hooves, tusks or horns." So traveling with an emotional support crocodile or lobster is still possible, in theory
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Women accused of golfing while black
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Mon April 23, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not so happy days, Steelers great TE Bennie Cunningham passed away
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
School bus driver "reassigned" after leading students in prayer. Fark: For the second time
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
That's one way to get in-flight coffee
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Fri April 20, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
We're sorry you almost got sucked out the window
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner's documents turn plaid as document shredders set to ludicrous speed
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Thu April 19, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong settles his lawsuit with the US government for $5 million, a livestrong bracelet and his remaining testicle
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nothing really new in the story, but the picture of Cory Booker yelling at a stunned turtle makes the click worthwhile
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you feel something moving around in your ear, you may want to have someone look at it. An armed takeover of an ultrasound school is probably not the best way to achieve that, however
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Former Playboy model achieves release
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Trump declares that Russia has not done anything to warrant sanctions. But he said it in the toughest way possible, so it's totally cool
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Wed April 18, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Southwest accident likely caused by long face-melting guitar solo
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Tue April 17, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: A man with three faces
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
No matter what sides you're on, Comey's right about one thing. The President of the United States demanding Americans get arrested, jailed because he doesn't like them, for what they say can never be normal
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(Politico)
 
 
 
AP issues new guidelines for reporting on polls, including "poll results must never be the single subject of any story" and "don't report on low quality polls" and "stop horse-race reporting"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump scared shiatless that Cohen's cutting a deal
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Coral Springs rush in where Broward fears to tread
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"If you come to a dome and get banged, something ain't right." What else is there to do at the Rogers Center, watch the Blue Jays?
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels: porn star turned master troll
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Sat April 14, 2018
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Here, I have a bridge to sell you. No, I really do have a piece of bridge to sell you
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit-area auto-parts company acquires Japanese munitions company
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
BREAKING (seriously, they typed that): President Trump says attack on Syria could happen "very soon or not so soon at all"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian PM to Donald Trump: Fark off with your Syria distraction. Call us when you elect a sane president
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Wed April 11, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Weather hampers search for German billionaire CEO missing in the Alps. Do you see what happens, Larry?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In his mind John Kelly probably sees himself as playing Leo McGarry to Trump's President Bartlet, but the reality he's more like Blackadder the butler to Trump's Prince George
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ah c'mon White Sox, do it
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Israel basketball league's best scorer on its best team dismissed for punching teammate, which isn't kosher
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Your friend used an app on Facebook - and you won't believe what happened next
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EPA Spokesman: Pruitt spending $3 million on his security detail is justified because of the "unprecedented number of threats made against him". WaPo and Buzzfeed: Here's a FOIA request, let's see those threats. EPA: No records of any threats found
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(WRAL Sportsfan)
 
 
 
Hi, this is the Ministry of Justice and we've got good news for you, your son wasn't killed in a bus accident. Now please excuse us, we have another phone call to make
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Upstate New York police department fed up with lingering cold weather, places winter under arrest and tosses it in cooler
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Turns out living in Trump Tower is like living in the Hotel California
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Sun April 08, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake's son will try to take Arpaio to court once again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
EPA officials say there have been an "unprecedented" number of death threats made against Scott Pruitt ... and those were just from EPA employees
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(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
Roof installer pitches fit and repossesses roof for late payment. Slapped with shingle charge of criminal damage and fined $4,500, beats being tarred and papered
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
That'll be thirty days or thirty cans of chicken noodle
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
ICE raids Tennessee meat packing plant and arrests many illegal aliens. They are now raiding businesses who knowingly hire illegal aliens. Next up, Mar-a-Lago and most of your Trump hotels
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Fri April 06, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump staffers are freaking out even more than usual, have resorted to having Fox News hosts make points on air that they want Trump to understand. This is fine
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The sweet release of death comes early for a man boiling maple syrup in a sugar shack
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Thu April 05, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Almost-domestic-terrorist in Wisconsin vaporized while almost building bomb
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(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
Golf's rite of spring and quest for the Green Jacket begins today. Streaming coverage begins at 9:15 EDT, ESPN coverage at 3:00 EDT. A Tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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Wed April 04, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle sued by man who threw a banana at him. Experts predict an unfavorable ruling will be tossed on a peel
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Tue April 03, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's a good thing that everyone in the current administration follows the best practices for cellphone security
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A democratic lawmaker in Colorado was accused of sexually harassing women? Almost unanimously, CO's GOP-dominated Senate voted to expel him. GOP Lawmaker accused of the same thing? Eh. He can stay. Case closed
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News is upset that Google doesn't honor their religious holiday with a doodle
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Sun April 01, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Las Vegas Golden Knights have now won the division in every season of existence. In a more bittersweet moment before the game, they also retired their first number
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ric Romero has apparently come out of retirement and started working for the Associated Press
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
A Virgin comes to Las Vegas
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Sat March 31, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
U-Haul driver in New Hampshire arrested after running out of gas following a 20-mile interstate chase. Although who could blame the guy for trying his best to get out of New Hampshire as fast as possible?
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Fri March 30, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
UCF student deported to China over 'disturbing behavior,' including buying guns, not going to class, attending UCF in the first place
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tony Bennett adds AP Coach of the Year to go with his multiple Grammy and Emmy awards
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
US to Russia: Oh stop playing the victim. You assholes won't stop f*cking with us so grow a pair and deal with it, f*cking crybabies
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
And now, the first pitch from Derek Jeter's new-look Marlins...*CRACK*...welp, there goes that one
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
As if baseball fans needed a reminder of which stadium was the worst in Major League baseball, Tropicana Field was set on fire during opening day
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Wow, the coverage really sucks. Everyone hates you guys. That'll be $500,000"
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Wed March 28, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Astronomers concerned by segregation found in local neighborhood
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Let's check in on how soccer fans are behaving in Russia ahead of the World Cup this summer. Yup....pretty much what I expected
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
There are ways to get out of paying a half million dollars in back child support you owe, but paddleboarding off into the sunset probably isn't the best
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
First, they came for the antique lighthouse lenses, and I said nothing
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Tue March 27, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Maybe they are not the Bankees anymore
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Won't someone please think of the unemployed mining robots?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
When booking musical acts for March For Our Lives, be sure they haven't been convicted of gun crimes
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
White House last week: We are investigating the $500 million in loans made to Kushner's companies while he worked here to see whether any laws or ethics rules we broken. This week: Yup, we had top men check it out, and turns out it's all good
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Mon March 26, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Trump "still has confidence" in Shulkin, so he's probably already been fired
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Zeke Upshaw, who collapsed during G League game, has passed away at 26 from cardiac arrest
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The lawyer of the lawyer of the president sends porn star a 'cease-and-desist' letter of a letter of a joke after her interview about an encounter of an asshole
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
David Shulkin rumored to be the next fired employee from White House Apprentice
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man severely beaten by another prisoner awarded $300,000 in a lawsuit. State then keeps half after subtracting the cost of his imprisonment. You bet that's another lawsuit
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
OK, his steam-powered rocket worked, but I don't think he saw the edge of the "flat" Earth
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Fri March 23, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
California faced down wildfires, mudslides, and drought. What else can Mother Nature throw at it? Mother Nature says "How about an Atmospheric River?"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Lorna Luft undergoes successful surgery for removal of a brain tumor. Mother unavailable for comment
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