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Sat August 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Can a dictator really lose an election?
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Fri August 07, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Former Russian sea captain "astonished" his ship delivered the big baddaboom explosives that leveled a good portion of Beirut
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Allowing a gathering this year which drew a quarter of a million people last year, it's obvious that South Dakota Harley cares
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trumps claim that his "great generals" told him that the Beirut explosion was a "terrible attack", The Pentagon has no idea of where he got it from
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ohio Governor Mike DeWine, who tested DePositive earlier DeThursday for DeCoronavirus, has now tested DeNegative
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Scott DesJarlais is the embodiment of Republican hypocrisy: a former doctor who runs as a "pro-family, pro-life" Rep, but had affairs with 6 patients and forced his wife and a mistress to get abortions, wins his primary with 75% of the vote
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Wee, wee pigs are locked down all the way home
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
SCOTUS Justice Thomas loves taking to the US' highways in his 40-foot refitted tour bus. It's even said he enjoys a can of Coke while driving
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Next on your 2020 scorecard: running out of Atlantic hurricane names
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Remember that Tanzanian small-scale miner who struck it rich with a huge gem find a little over a month ago? Well he's done it again, this time with one worth $3m
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Champagne sales are suffering amid COVID-19 outbreak as celebrations are canceled and an estimated 100 million bottles expected to be unsold
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook fact checkers say that some Trump ads are false, but under company policy, the ads aren't removed and users aren't alerted
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"They bought their tickets, I say let them crash"
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Biden only has a fraction of the campaign money Trump has for a fall ad buy, that fraction being 2/1
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Navy SEALs to museum that featured demonstrations of dogs attacking a man wearing a Colin Kaepernick Jersey: GTFO
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Tue August 04, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Kanye pulls out of New Jersey after his petition to get on the ballot seemed to come from the Trump house of forgery
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So why exactly have religious groups received $6-10 BILLION in COVID-19 relief funds?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
If your organ got its pipes cleaned for four years, you'd probably end up a hunchback too
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Mon August 03, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Todd Chucked
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nuclear bailout bribery scandal was years in the making, but the fallout will last for years
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Portland police declare unlawful assembly. Seems like a weird thing to deduct on your taxes, but okay
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RNC get whiplash from their about-face on press attending Trump coronation
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this month in history, 1982, the ColecoVision is launched in North America. Fun fact: Coleco Industries Inc., the maker of ColecoVision, used to be called the Connecticut Leather Company
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tainted alcohol is not the latest song from Soft Cell but it did kill at least 86 in India, police say
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Sat August 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's defies online petition demanding English-sounding names for ethnic food
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Murder suspect escapes prison using the old 'bed sheets tied together' trick from 12th floor cell. Obviously with a lot of bed sheets
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Fri July 31, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After a series sweep against the Marlins, COVID hits the road to take on the Cardinals
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The US' first COVID-19 patient to undergo a double lung transplant said she woke up days later unaware of the surgery and unable to "recognize my body." The second head didn't help either
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Thu July 30, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Bo knew
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Good news America, Japan says it's okay for their citizens to visit here. Offer only valid in Hawaii
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Iran's underground ballistic missiles. Are they a threat to the Mole People, CHUDs and Morlocks or just another Photoshop? Discuss
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You probably won't believe this but this but besides interfering with everyone's elections, Russian intelligence services have also been spreading disinformation about the coronavirus pandemic on various fake websites
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Tue July 28, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Revel in the ineptness of Revel
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Need some good news? The largest vaccine study in the world is under way as 30,000 volunteers started getting shots yesterday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A top Chinese CDC official was injected with an experimental vaccine. No word if he'll end up as Red Dragon or The Omega Man
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Mon July 27, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Iran moves mock aircraft carrier to the strategic Strait of Hormuz amid rising tensions with the US to use for live-fire drills, lots of pew pew pew to show the evil Satan they mean business
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Modena's virus vaccine is being put to the final test in half of thousands of volunteers. Good luck
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Sun July 26, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
John Lewis crosses the Edmund Pettus Bridge for the last time. Rest well, Sir
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seeing their candidate start to go down in flames, anti-abortion groups seek to change Biden's platform
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Sat July 25, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
...and in the first game with MLB's new extra innings rule, the Oakland A's hit a walk-off grand slam
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Many Americans are idiots
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Please welcome the Toronto Blue Jays of Buffalo
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Rare leopard frog spotted beyond its known range in the Southwest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The US can send a C-17 hospital plane across the world to get a sick Kuwaiti royal. Remember that as you die in debt to your hospital for a broken arm
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's claim that "President Donald Trump "is still yet to say anything as the president about bounties on American troops." is "Mostly False" because he publicly called BS on our own Intel agencies and THEN completely ignored the issue
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Thu July 23, 2020
(TSN)
 
 
 
"And on the line from Seattle, we have Phil"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Silent spread of virus keeps scientists grasping for clues", victims gasping for air
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Wed July 22, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
After having proven to have the mental agility of a 5-year old by passing a cognitive test, the President is surprised to learn protestors have not embraced his brown shirts
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kittens Who Kill: A 1960s B movie, or deadly but adorable floofballs?
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Kayleigh McEnany admits no one in the White House understands medical testing
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
Selma officials oppose renaming the Edmund Pettus Bridge for John Lewis. Bad timeline and all
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
If China invented Covid-19 why would they need to hack US institutions for the cure? Mr. Trump? [blink]
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"What do you call it when Trump continuously spouts overtly racist and authoritarian rhetoric while obdurately refusing to take the necessary action to stop a raging pandemic? If you're a campaign reporter, you call it 'a tactical mistake'"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Law and order": after St Louis couple is charged under a law that SPECIFICALLY forbids what they did, the state GOP AG tries to have the case dismissed, the GOP Gov vows to pardon them and the GOP US senator wants Barr to investigate the PROSECUTOR
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(AP News)
 
 
 
US astronauts squeeze in one last spacewalk before their SpaceX departure, can't explain what they were doing with giant space sharpies or how "NASA RULES ESA DROOLS" appeared on the side of the ISS
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Mon July 20, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Front Porch Phil and Patti are getting charged
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor will issue a full pardon, if convicted, for a couple who threateningly brandished a firearm at a group of peaceful BLM marchers
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
AP says it will capitalize Black but not white, in move that will no doubt lead to mass confusion and chaos at zebra crossings all over the nation
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(AP News)
 
 
 
So, it's perfectly safe to re-open schools because kids just don't GET the Coronavirus and....Texas? You have your hand up? Something you want to share? HOW Many have tested positive? INFANTS you say?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
With Comic Con cancelled this year due to an invading life force, here's a some pretty cool costumes from years past. Yes, it's a slide show - this is the timeline we are currently living in
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Sun July 19, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Husband and son of federal judge overseeing Epstein-Deutsche Bank case shot in their home by gunman possibly disguised as delivery driver
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Prosecutor: "Judge, my office is unable to provide the newspaper reporter's request for body camera footage for our case against her. We're just too busy. This case is a low priority and isn't worth the time needed to provide evidence she has requested"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember that tanker that was "hijacked" off the coast of the UAE after being accused of trying to smuggle crude oil from Iran? Well, you'll never guess where it just showed up
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Ultrasonic Songs of Seduction" is my new Barry White techno remix album
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If your state doesn't have a robust absentee ballot system already in place then you might be better off waiting in line in full hazmat gear to make sure you vote gets counted
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Fri July 17, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Much like that time you cleared out that elevator, federal officers use gas to clear out protesters
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(Open Secrets)
 
 
 
Good thing the taxpayers are undoubtedly on the hook for this B.S. (one way or another) - tag for the fact that this article is from May 5th
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ecuadorian hummingbirds actually know the words. Awwwww yeahhhh
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Now that he wants to own a baseball team, the highest paid player in league history is suddenly in favor of a salary cap
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt spotted at Bristol Raceway almost 20 years after he died. 2020 is getting so weird
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
We are now down to just one drink a day. Time to get a bigger glass
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Wed July 15, 2020
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Richmond, Virginia finds an appropriate venue for its Confederate statues
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
No. No, it doesn't
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
His Orangeness has announced that he will be "getting involved" in the McCloskey case, because as any real American knows the right of rich white people to threaten the lives of poors and minorities with loaded weaponry shall not be infringed
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(AP News)
 
 
 
First COVID-19 vaccine tested in US poised for final testing. Available soon for $8200 per dose
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Daniel Lewis Lee becomes first Federal prisoner executed in 17 years following compelling performance in "There Will Be Blood"
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Mon July 13, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Political Action Committee Cowboys for Trump upset that they have to register as a Political Action Committee
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Japan blames US for 'not taking coronavirus seriously' after major outbreaks at military bases in Okinawa
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Smoke and Ray announce IROC II. Will the cars be the return of the legendary T-Rex?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Mid East's energy producers are expected to earn $270 billion less in oil revenue this year proving oil and tears don't mix
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
Three weeks after the President and his followers held exultant Tulsa arena rally sticking it to the libs, COVID-19 is sticking it to Oklahomans
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"They took my AR"
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Sat July 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's just 115 days till Election Day. Isn't it a bit late to talk of "rebooting" the campaign? For the third time (at least)?
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"While the dog can't read street addresses, he can recall the names of customers who have given him treats"
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
After lobbying, Catholic Church won $1.4 Billion in virus aid to help cover those pesky sex abuse payouts
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
No, teens aren't having "coronavirus parties", it's just the latest in a long line of rumors being spread by old people
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ghislaine Maxwell given paper clothes for her own protection
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Thu July 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook has removed Roger Stone from Instagram after linking him to more than 100 fake Facebook pages and Instagram accounts
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trudeau burns Trump...politely
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Facebook was cancer before their alleged "civil rights audit" and will remain cancer after
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marc A. Thiessen has been thinking very hard about Trump's Mount Rushmore speech and has some Deep Thoughts about why the liberal lamestream MSM media is working so hard to twist and pervert its meaning
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember back when the US was short on protective gear for hospital workers? After a trip through the cave wormhole the US is once again short on protective gear for hospital workers
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Tue July 07, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you work at Los Alamos National Laboratory and you noticed you were glowing a bit more than normal last month, your bosses would like to have a word with you
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tick-borne disease with Covid-like symptoms spreading in Michigan. We're running out of spaces on the 2020 apocalypse bingo card
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently, it's not just liberal whiteskins that are upset
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Doctors say experimental treatment may have rid man of HIV, refuse to comment on what super powers he may develop
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do you REALLY want Tom Hanks disrespecting you?
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Mon July 06, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Does any story involving homemade fireworks end well?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Plague rat complains that closing his rat den to prevent disease transmission is singling out rats
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Sun July 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kansas Republican county official, who also happens to be an editorial cartoonist, crafts sensitive and timely cartoon comparing a statewide mandatory mask order to getting on cattle cars. Who could possibly be offended?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Seattle driver who intentionally drove into the crowd of protesters is now a murderer
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
What? Should we not have used the memorial to a black man killed in police custody to demonstrate choke holds?
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Driver does a Charlottesville on protesters in Seattle
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Fri July 03, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Chris Evert and Martina Navratilova. This is not a repeat from 1973 to '88
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Iran will not disclose the cause of that mysterious nuke site fire. However, flames are still considered to be top suspects
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Daniel Synder realizes he really likes money and will look into changing his team's name
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Anyone in SD planning to go heckle this shiatshow? I feel like such a thing ought to happen
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Those college "pay to get COVID" parties are as well-sourced and real as the injecting of the marijuanas. "Has not been able to verify such parties have taken place" shoulda told ya
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Imagine the 82nd Airborne Division and the 3rd Infantry Regiment using bayonets on U.S. citizens in Washington, D.C. and you've arrived at our new reality
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Thu July 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Intel chiefs tell Congress about Russia Hoax 2
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
I wouldn't brag about this
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Tue June 30, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Did you enjoy that Saharan dust storm this past weekend? Good news: It's happening again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia to Scandinavia...new radiation leak is not theirs, not good, not bad
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump says he didn't know about the Russian Bounty issue. Intel officials say he got a written briefing on the matter in February. Well there ya go then, they're both right
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Mon June 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
He farking knew
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pakistan checking in to remind us our stock market could be in far worse shape
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Looks like we picked the wrong week to practice [name a thing], says attorney couple who shows off gun collection to peaceful protesters marching past their mansion
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thou shalt not topple monuments with your pickup truck
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Sun June 28, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well the NWSL just lost all of its support among Republicans
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Sat June 27, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Add amateur fireworks to the growing list of things that are making 2020 the worst year on record
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Fri June 26, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Louisiana's front-line workers may soon see $250 'hazard pay,' perhaps a crust or two of brown bread strewn from on high
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Climate activists disrupt reopening of Paris' Orly Airport. Oui, rly
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The right wing idea of a "neutral" newsman is a fake white guy telling the "liberal" side
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Spacewalking astronaut loses mirror, is hit with untold years of bad luck
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey, since we're on this Navy vessel and the world is on fire, how about we just not head into port? Fark: going on 23 weeks now
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Thu June 25, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Booker moves ahead of McGrath in Kentucky horse race that's still nowhere near the stretch run
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Good news: ending the 2nd deadliest Ebola outbreak ever. Congo news: you still have the world's largest measles epidemic, the virus is lurking, AND there's new Ebola outbreak in the north
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Always bet on the black. and by 'bet', I mean 'vote'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missouri woman who went viral for waving a Confederate flag, praising the KKK, and vowing to teach hate to her grandchildren while at a Black Lives Matter protest apologizes for showing her true colors, vows to never wave Confederate flag again
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judge orders president to wear a mask: "He has a constitutional obligation to follow the laws as well as to promote the general welfare of the people, which means taking measures to protect citizens' right to health," -difficulty: not the US
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Woman demands paternity tests for goats. Florida Man seen sweating nervously
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Trump's White House wins ruling on health care, and surprisingly it's not a plan to grind up newborn babies to power Kellyanne Conway's soul for another week, it's actually . . . huh, it's actually a good thing? Is that possible?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's influence in the NC and Kentucky primaries pays dividends
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If only there were some way to know why Sean Hannity is concerned about these men exercising their 2nd Amendment rights. If only
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
D*** at Dick's can't shoot worth d***
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
"Here's to the quitters, who fought for the right to blow racist dog whistles and do the "Lock Her Up" cheer in an indoor MAGA rally without some g*ddamn socialist gimp mask muting the sweet, sweet venom of the moment"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you took the sword from the statue of General John Stark, who led American forces during the 1777 Battle of Bennington, please return it. Also, you're a dick
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Tue June 23, 2020
(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Seattle: well kids, it's been fun, but after two shootings, it's time for police to take back the zone
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
2020 continues it's relentless onslaught of horror, with plague, locusts, war, and Bill Cosby back in court
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
When selecting a carjacking target, make sure it's one that's comfortable for a long police chase, with soft, heated seats with good lumbar support. Failing that, just sit on the driver, I guess
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: what do fire marshals know anyway? Attendance was DOUBLE what your own lying eyes told you
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Richard Petty says the "most important thing for me right now is hugging my driver." This is surprisingly not about golf
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Baghdad Betty says Trump was "energized" and in a "great mood" after disastrous Tulsa rally
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
High School: Lets have a modified gradation ceremony. What's the worst that could happen?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Drive in concerts
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Noose found in Bubba Wallace's garage at Talladega speedway this afternoon. Between the confederate flag being pulled over the speedway by a plane and confederate flags outside the track there may be opposition for some fans joining the 21st century
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Fri June 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Monument to actual racist defaced with a spray-painted demand to change the racist name of the thing he used to own
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Hamdog because, well, just because I guess
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Wed June 17, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
New VOA wants to eliminate any fears of Trump propaganda. Oh, he used to work for Steve Bannon? Clearly that's a gin blossom of an entirely different color
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
I'll send my SOS to the world; I hope that someone gets my; Message to a Botterill: You're fired
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
400 people test positive in German abattoir, even more confused
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Tue June 16, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scientists: just so we're clear...... raw onions do NOT prevent Covid-19
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How many people has your utility company killed? Contender for title is "84 involuntary manslaughter convictions". Who? you'll Probably Guess Eventually
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
List of 97 cities where tear gas was used on protestors. Police complaining about short supply, price increases
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
FDA approves treatment that's a large cause of OOOH SHINY. "ironic" tag levels up
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The U.S. still has too many allies, so the Trump administration is taking action by pushing away Jordan
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign manager described his paid media strategy as the "Death Star." Apparently, he never watched the last 10 minutes of "Star Wars"
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Frankly, Latifah, I don't give a damn
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Melania Trump book claims First Lady successfully blocked "power grab" by Ivanka. Subby really doesn't care about Trump family squabbles, do U?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Observant Sikh woman graduates from West Point. Unobservant Sikh woman is wondering where all of her classmates are, and why it's so quiet
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minneapolis cops begin resigning, say the city just isn't supporting them for some reason
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Sat June 13, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
McConnell: Racism is over because you got eight years of the black one
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Fri June 12, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today is "Loving Day." On this day in 1967, the Supreme Court struck down state bans on inter-racial marriage
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Not all good deeds go unpunished, but here's a few worth remembering
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Lung transplants are the newest side effect of the 'rona
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Biden 'convinced' US military would intervene if Trump refused to leave White House;" and if they didn't, he'd sic Corn Pop on 'em
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Trump will try again Thursday when he holds a meeting on race relations and policing in Dallas, where he's traveling for a fundraiser. However... the city's police chief, county sheriff and DA - all of whom are black - were not invited to attend"
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Wed June 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Lady G continues to handle all comers
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
D.C. National Guard members test positive for COVID-19 after responding to protests
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Tue June 09, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but Iran's built a fake carrier on which to photoshop attacks. What's even more interesting is they have a 3-D printer big enough to do the job
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Mon June 08, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Officer #1 has an epiphany, asks Hans the obvious question
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fark Headline: Canadian tethered to 265 pounds of marijuana found unconscious in Detroit River
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
'We don't inevitably have to have a second wave,' says Dr. Fauci, adding, 'but then again, water might not inevitably be wet, either.'
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The violent fringe Boogaloo movement has infiltrated the U.S. military, clown shoes and all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The alluring appeal of "boogaloo violence" to members of Meal Team 6 and ammosexuals across the country
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Sun June 07, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
...and when the robot waiters came for our food service jobs, we still said nothing
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coming soon, Trump Hotel Havana. Grand opening August 2020
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's not unusual to turn 80 on Sunday
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
No one in White House now willing to take blame for attacking demonstrators so Trump could desecrate a church for a photo op
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Russian oil leak blamed on global warming. Keeping 21,000 tons of oil in a shoddily constructed tank had nothing to do with it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Fire up the Trans Am
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two of the men charged in the death of George Floyd were rookies who had been full-fledged officers less than a week
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
So how does Antifa bus service compare to Greyhound and Megabus?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(WTOP)
 
 
 
In today's rife-torn world, it's nice to read a story about a union banding together to support an embattled memb... aw crap
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's check in on what Russia has to say about - holy crap
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Thu June 04, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Snot Palaces" could help human construction, scientists say, if they can crack the mucus architectural code. To be fair, being able to build a house of used Kleenex would be nothing to sneeze at
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chinese dissident to be honored by PEN American, showing again how strong and vital the American PEN is
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(WSET)
 
 
 
Another Virginian Confederate statue is removed, this time in Alexandria
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Apparently our election plans now are to close almost all the polling places so people wait hours in line during a pandemic
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Number of people arrested for protesting in the Land of the Free® sits at 10,000 and rising
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Wipes and masks are overwhelming our storm drains. Won't somebody think of the fatbergs and whitefish?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham is a tear gas truther
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Wed June 03, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Robert E. Leeaving
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Remember Dr. Fauci and the pandemic? Well he says the US should have 100 million doses of vaccine by the end of year
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Mon June 01, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
He was an HoF head coach at Auburn and two-time All-American as a two-way starter at UGA. RIP Pat Dye
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Dragon astronauts speak from the International Space Station. Luckily for everyone involved, "Dracarys" doesn't work in a vacuum
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(AP News)
 
 
 
MLB players' new pitch: 114-game season, no more pay cuts
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Microsoft replacing MSN journalists with artificiaI intelligence. Evil robot commence
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Sat May 30, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Protests, curfews and now the National Guard. This is Saturday night's civil unrest thread
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Now that the country is literally burning, Nero II demands to be brought his fiddle
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Fri May 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
U.S. Department of Education rules that transgender girls' participation in high school sports violates Title IX
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(AP News)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this: A senior Trump administration official misused his office for personal gain
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
In these covid times robo-waiters are coming to the rescue, giving farkers everywhere that food/geek tab mash-up they long for
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Flashback, October 25, 2019: Joe Biden - "The US is not ready for a pandemic." Donald Trump - "NEW iPHONE BAD"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
NASA Chief says he's 'all in' for Tom Cruise to film on the Space Station. Together, they will defeat Xenu, and eventually send every single Scientologist into outer space
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Two horses from the barn of two-time Triple Crown-winning trainer have tested positive for a banned substance. But is it really running dirty if you're in Arkansas?
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Tue May 26, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Afghan government to set 900 prisoners free, although some critics suggest it's probably just some kind of doorbuster scam to get people into their store
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Mon May 25, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
NASA goes back to the future, possible recognizing that we're in a timeline with Biff Tannen as president
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You'll never guess where the growing tide among Democrats against Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar for the VP slot is coming from
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Ok folks now that Trump says corona is over lets roll back the Mueller clock
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Most Americans will express their common sense
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about. Why, right now they're pooping on our lettuce"
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saints being tempted?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Mexico City's mayor says it will begin reopening on June 1, refuses to confirm whether a taco is a sandwich
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
AstraZeneca lands elusive Coronavirus vaccine deal and will profit handsomely
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(AP News)
 
 
 
That Michigan dam had repeated safety violations before breaking. Yoopsy-daisy
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Wed May 20, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
New Mexico county commissioner and "Cowboys for Trump" leader says "The only good Democrat is a dead Democrat," followed by, "Oh wait, people recorded me saying that? Well, what I meant was something completely different, honest and for sure"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
VW pulls ad after it's called racist, although others might see a video where a white woman puts a black man into her petit colon as something else
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump allies recruit doctors to prescribe rapid reopening: Dr. Giggles, Dead Ringers, Reanimator, Dolittle, Doctor Death, and The Boys from Brazil
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Tue May 19, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Salvage firm can recover Titanic telegraph machine stop strong salvage to follow stop
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This story is Peak Missouri :"4 white Missouri cops sued for alleged brutality on 68-year-old black woman and son in a Sam's Club." The woman and her son were arrested for stealing a TV the store employees TOLD the cops was paid for
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Mon May 18, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
COVID-19... Murder Hornets... What's next? Killer geraniums?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Never letting a perfectly good crisis go to waste, many state and local governments are now using the pandemic as an excuse to shield public records
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges...oh wait, it's New Jersey? I guess you do need badges. Never mind
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hashtagged
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pompeo feels the short-fingered shove on his back and lands under a very bloody bus
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Fri May 15, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Hungary's Victor Orban promises to give up emergency powers 'soon,' while holding not one but four fingers to the corner of his mouth
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
That woman from Michigan wishes for protesting covidiots to act responsibility. Yeah good luck with that
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In which Newt Gingrich attempts to take the moral high ground and invoke integrity
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Wed May 13, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Declassified UK court documents reveal incarceration of Irish nationalist Gerry Adams was unlawful. Subsequent escape convictions and 18 month prison sentence quashed on appeal
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Trump's re-election strategy isn't based on reality. How could it be?"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
There's a difference between knowing American law doesn't apply to rich people, and watching one openly announce his plan to break the law, taunt the cops to come get him, and get away with it anyway
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Odd that, Manafort is home and gets to serve the rest of his seven-year sentence there due to Coronavirus concerns, but Cohen's release was mysteriously blocked earlier this month
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The EU has unveiled its plan to save summer vacations, with or without Griswolds, moose, or mice
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Tue May 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"I got 350 N95s, 200 isolation gowns, 6 respirators, and 5 cases of surgical gloves. Whadillya gimme?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Another horse has died at race track. Scientists have determined that the cause of the recent rash of horse racing deaths to horses is a hitch in their git-along, not to get too sciency
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Indiana's Attorney General not actually an attorney for the next 30 days which seems be the very definition of a "slap on the wrist" given that the Bar found "clear and convincing evidence that he committed the criminal act of battery" on four women
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Entomologist unimpressed by murder hornet scare: "What about mosquitoes?"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Danish priest who proclaimed that there is no God now very, very lonely
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Sun May 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Good news: Trump's 100,000 ventilators are coming in only a week behind schedule. Better news: We don't need them
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Sat May 09, 2020
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
The 5Gidiot movement is spreading on the winds of social media despite having no grounds in science or common sense
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Old & stale: dozens of Wisconsin voters contracted coronavirus after election day. New Hot Zone-ness: dozens of Wisconsin protesters contracted coronavirus after attending reopening protest
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Old & stale: dozens of Wisconsin voters contracted coronavirus after election day. New Hot Zone-ness: dozens of Wisconsin protesters contracted coronavirus after attending reopening protest
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Plastered in Plaistow, hammered in the Hamptons, exiting Exeter. Anyway you slice it, when the trooper pulls you over and approaches your car, that doesn't mean they want to race you
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Fri May 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Light is the best disinfectant against the perpetual lying by the White House. Emails show they lied about everything to do with that buried CDC guidance report
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NASCAR decides that when it returns, what we all want is more LEFT
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
19 years ago, the death of 3,000 Americans on one day was reason enough to dramatically change government and our lives. Now the government refuses to change lives and works to normalize the death of 3,000 Americans every day. Sorry, there's no joke
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Tara Reade's lawyer is a Trump cultist
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(AP News)
 
 
 
If you plagiarize Masterclass and Tony Robins and try to invade Venezuela a farker will find your plagiarism and laugh at you
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Thu May 07, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"I guess I won't do this again." As last words go, that's not bad. Tag for the deceased
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
When everyone's been layed off, the rate of layoffs will be zero
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Moscow residents to begin wearing masks and gloves next week, which is the earliest the KGB can have every comrade's photo and fingerprints uploaded
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The White House just killed the CDC's unreleased playbook on safely reopening the US because, you know, facts. "Agency scientists were told the guidance 'would never see the light of day.'"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brett Favre says, listen, I didn't know I got this million dollars for no reason. The problem is, I just have too much money. I found a half a mil in my sofa cushions just last week
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
China wants its space station complete by 2022. This schedule assumes the West has enough technology developed worth stealing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Bing was on the verge of making very significant findings" on COVID-19. Sweet. Wait, back up. Did you say "was?"
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(9 News)
 
 
 
If you bought tickets to a soon-to-be canceled NFL game from StubHub, you might be in trouble
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
If you liked stupid Watergate, you're going to love stupid Bay of Pigs
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Tue May 05, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Notorious RBG back in hospital with infection
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Seeing how popular LeBron's "The Decision" was with fans, NFL to release 2020 schedule on Thursday night in three-hour telecast
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Mon May 04, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
FDA rethinks 'meh, just let people make things up' regulatory stance
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(AP News)
 
 
 
What it might be like in America's public spaces once they re-open. Article leaves out the part where some idiot in a red hat runs up and coughs on you to stick it to Bill Gates
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not News: senior citizen asks questions about hotel reservations website; NEWSFLASH: Justice Thomas, during teleconferenced oral arguments
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump likes to claim that he shares the same "genius genes" with his Uncle, John G. Trump, who was a professor of physics at MIT. Friends of John G. Trump: Oh wait. You're serious. Let us laugh harder
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sixty years ago a police officer pulled over Martin Luther King for driving with a white woman. The officer won the battle but King won the war
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It's almost as if there were a reason that Pestilence and Famine were depicted as riding buddies in nearly all classical mythology and iconography
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Sat May 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"There is absolutely no way on Earth, on this planet or any other planet, that we can do 20 million tests a day"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Tara: Biden sexually assaulted me and I filed a report. Biden: Senate, find the report and release it. Tara: I didn't file the sexually assaulted part
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Fri May 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas is forcing everyone back to work today, so let's check yesterday's COVID statistics and see how safe we ar--- oh dear
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
No joy in Mudville as the Little League World Series has been struck out
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
We're Number 1. We're Number 1
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Hall of Famer Andre Dawson has dealt with the coronavirus pandemic from a different perspective -- as a mortician
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother to the rescue
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Well, I guess it's one way to reduce the prison population
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Wed April 29, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Brazilians are going to die and their leader just doesn't care
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
After furloughing 95% of their workforce, SeaWorld is trying to get a federal loan meant to help retain workers, either in bid to keep that last 5% or just to try to get a different flavor of outrage going after Blackfish
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Collusion
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Seventy men just gave their lives for their nation. Will the commander in chief mention this?
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Stone warrants released by DOJ
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Tue April 28, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un might be spending time dead to avoid coronavirus
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Kansas City Chiefs punter is just Dustin the wind
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Restaurants in Georgia were allowed to re-open their doors for dine-in service yesterday, so how did that go? Honestly? It mostly didn't; as it turns out, contrary to the governor's expectations, most restaurant owners AREN'T suicidal or homicidal
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Mon April 27, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi endorses Joe Biden for President, dashing Subby's hopes that Vermin Supreme would get a much-needed boost in prestige
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Matt Kenseth gets another shot at wrecking Joey Logano
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The good news here is that the US is now fully prepared for the coming malaria epidemic
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Welcome mat: "Come back with a warrant." Florida deputies: "Okay"
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Toronto Canada is getting a professional Ice Hockey team. Woohooo
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
No take-backs
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Thu April 23, 2020
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Yinz gotta color chart. Learn it. Don't be a jagg off
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Bankers tells the Associated Press to wake the f*ck up, asks them to guess how long the new PPP replenishment tranche will last? Lights up cigars in back room laughing
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This public company applied for 48 small business loans - one for each of its hotels
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Wed April 22, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Two New York house cats test positive for COVID-19, the first in the US, signaling what could be the end of Caturday as we know it
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Doctors say that execution drugs could help COVID-19 patients...because when you're dead you don't have the virus anymore?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"On second thought, maybe that small business money really should go to big business". 5-letter word ending in "I T C H"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
While nobody was looking, Iran's Revolutionary Guard photoshopped a military satellite into orbit
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(AP News)
 
 
 
F1 is willing to renegotiate fees to have televised races without fans; stays firm on no passing
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is doing more for Earth Day in cleaning the planet than we have ever done
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Tue April 21, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Italy marks first day of decreasing active COVID-19 cases, smallest number of new infections in two months
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's the list of publicly traded companies that leeched millions out of the paycheck protection fund, stiffing actual small businesses. Feel free to research them and boycott their subsidiaries
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Canceled. C-a-n-c-e-l-e-d
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering why Trump hasn't been pimping hydroxychloroquine as hard lately
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Of the $349 billion in emergency loans to help small businesses during the pandemic. $300 million went to 75 publicly traded companies, some with a net worth of over $100 million, 25% of whom told investors they were going under BEFORE the crisis
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Security analyst does a deep dive into who's actually registering all of those "open[yourcityname].com" sites. Is it some grifter on the geek tab or some hostile foreign power on the Politics tab? Why not both?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Demonstrators in Russia are protesting lockdowns. No word as yet if they were infected by US trollbot farms
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sorry China, Germany and France aren't buying what you're trying to sell
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Georgia brewery has created a new ale honoring Dr. Anthony Fauci, so we can all drink to his health
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Hey, where is everybody else?
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Customs and Border Protection chief actually believes Trump's non-existent wall helped curtail the coronavirus pandemic. Only the best, people, only the best
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Seeing as the Olympics won't be needing it this year, Tokyo's homeless ask to use Athletes Village complex to ride out COVID-19
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Okay Susan, NOW you should be concerned, challengers shouldn't be able to out-raise an incumbent, by 300%
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Fri April 17, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NASCAR's token African American would like everybody to give NASCAR's casual racist another chance
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump seen nodding approvingly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Still-open publicly traded business with $400+ mil in revenue and $47 mil in profit sucks up $20 million in forgivable "small business" COVID-19 funds that small businesses don't get
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Governor Evers proves he has a brain and the balls to stand up to tRump. Safer At Home order extended until May 26
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Thu April 16, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Xi and Trump would appear to have been using the same COVID-19 playbook, and we're all going to pay the price
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That's great it starts with an outbreak, bats on plates and aeroplanes, economists are all afraid... It's the end of the world economy as we know it
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Bald eagles and eaglets found nesting in arms of an Arizona cactus, gingerly
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Wed April 15, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
'American Tacos' probes the dish's evolution across borders. "No one owns the taco"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The FDA coughs up an approval for the first COVID saliva test
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Tue April 14, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Fauci very grouchy over Trump pressers. Finds them "really draining". Join the club
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Mon April 13, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
GOP 0 Women 5
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has now lost someone we know he knows to Covid19 - will it change his response?
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Sun April 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
FDA's lax oversight of COVID-19 antibody testing has created a "Wild West" environment where scammers are grabbing a fistful of dollars, and legitimate labs are warning we don't know if the validity is good, bad, or ugly
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Sat April 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Have you wondered why these wannabe Nazis all act like a bunch of 13-year-olds? There's a reason for that
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(AP News)
 
 
 
First results in on Gilead coronavirus drug. Magic 8 Ball says: "future uncertain, check back later"
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Fri April 10, 2020
(WJRT)
 
 
 
COVID-19 causes Florida's vegetables to perish unpicked on the fields while human vegetables perish at their ventilators in the hospitals
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Just as in every horror story, during this pandemic, people of color are the redshirts
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
China's wet markets can include unusual items such as giant salamanders, baby crocodiles, raccoon dogs, and PewDiePie fan shirts
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey, You know we haven't heard much from AG Barr lately I wonder what...Nope, still an irredeemable shiatstain and and active danger to the foundations of our democracy
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