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Thu November 15, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
I'm guilty. Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Oh crap I'm running out of room
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Wed November 14, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Government lawyers defend the revocation of Jim Acosta's press pass saying that under the Constitution, due process literally means whatever Donald Trump says
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Most people adopt a dog or cat. This woman adopted a 93 year old WWII veteran who may have lost his home in the California fires. Hero tag for the couple who offered the elderly gentleman his forever home
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Mia Love attempts to dodge the bus by throwing the only liberal county in Utah under the bus
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is planning a major shake-up of his administration, possibly involving firing everyone, closing the White House to the public, and filling it up with Oompa Loompas
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Democrats: "Make sure every vote counts." Republicans: "Get over it, our guy won." Democrats: Looks like a Republican is questioning election results." Republicans: "Make sure every vote counts"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tom MacArthur who voted numerous times to get rid of pre-existing conditions can officially look for a new job that covers Everything Trump Touches Dies
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"The California Republican Party isn't salvageable at this time. The Grand Old Party is dead - partly because it has failed to separate itself from today's toxic, national brand of Republican politics," says ex-Assembly GOP leader Kristin Olsen
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Let's check in for a moment with George Zimmerman, poster child for the Florida Stand Your Ground law. I'm sure he's staying clean and out of . . . oh, lawd
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
Woofday
 
Just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday, these doggies need your help. All 170 of them
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Palm Beach County voting machines forget to keep cool and stay hydrated
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Tue November 13, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Did they vet this guy? Like, at all?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kalifornia Uber Alles: Blue wave grants Democrats a veto-proof supermajority in state legislature. Y'all be forced to gay marry vegan turtles now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hamas accepts cease-fire as the Israelis once again feel the need to prove that F-16's and F-22's are superior firepower when compared to rocks thrown by underfed and starving people
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pacific Gas & Electric had sparks coming from their utility line but didn't cut power because "weather conditions did not warrant it." And the Camp Fire was born
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Mon November 12, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Duke leapfrogs Kansas to assume the number one spot in the latest college basketball poll. Duke sucks
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
McSally finally concedes in Arizona, making Kyrsten Sinema the first Democratic Senator from Arizona in almost a quarter century
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The last time anyone's seen four doinks was at Survivor Series 1993...and that was only slightly more painful to watch than Cody Parkey's kicking performance Sunday
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Threesomes don't usually include random home invaders, but who are we to judge?
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Thank God for the ACLU
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Sun November 11, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bobby Petrino out at Louisville after crashing to a 2-8 record. After buyout, will be able to afford 705 Christmas presents for student-athlete development coordinators
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
If you have to stop in the middle of your shooting spree to question on social media whether or not people will think you're crazy, the answer is pretty much a foregone conclusion
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Anti-trust lawsuit between Pabst and Miller-Coors reveals what you've always known in your heart: PBR, Miller, Coors? It's all the same beer in a different can. Also true of your ironic hipster beers like Natty Boh, Old Milwaukee, and Lone Star
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Sheesh, woman, would you go ahead and drop out before I commit even more election fraud? Seriously, I'm almost out of tricks and you're really cramping my style"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
1922 handwritten letter reveals that Einstein feared a future Nazi Germany long before anyone else, making him a Nostradamus instead of a Romero
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Sat November 10, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It can be awful if your ride gets repossessed. It's even worse when you have passengers
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Fri November 09, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Mets promote Tim Tebow to AAA, calling it a 'great next step' towards the big leagues. Or if that doesn't happen he could always hope to at least be called up to play for the Mets
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump gets TOLD by Michelle O in new book. Expect a 3AM constipated Twitter coming from the WH bathroom soon
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here come the eight craziest things stars have done for movie roles. Yes, shifting organs made the list
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Thu November 08, 2018
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
You might have thought the midterms are over, but there are 16 races that are still too close to call
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Why were so many election races called minutes after the polls closed? Doesn't that take the excitement out of Election Day?
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay involved in road rage incident that wounded a child. On the scene is Wichita Chief of Police Gordon Ramsay SORRY I NEED TO READ AHEAD NEXT TIME
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(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
Good news and Bad news: Brian Kemp resigns as Georgia's secretary of state. That's it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Thousand Oaks gunman was ex-Marine armed with .45 cal. Glock with extended magazine. Ok, gunners, why do you need an extended mag on a handgun - other than to kill a shiat-ton of people?
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Another day, another mass shooting, this one a bar in California leaving 13 dead including the shooter and a cop. Instead of a clock, maybe a metronome is better?
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Wed November 07, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The state of New Hampshire's DMV wishes to remind everyone that despite the recent attempt, they are not a drive through service
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Nelson calls for recount in Senate election, despite Scott declaring victory. To be fair, Scott can probably see the vote totals better, having been raised in a cave by bats
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Mon November 05, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: If a Democrat becomes governor of Georgia, they'll take away the Second Amendment
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Sun November 04, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It's almost as if, dare we say it, some members of the Republican Party hate the way a constitutional republic works
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Fri November 02, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Mass shooting reported at Florida yoga studio [Update: four wounded, shooter dead]
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(Politico)
 
 
 
JB Pritzker, the likely next governor of Illinois and billionaire caricature, has already become such an embarrassment he's left his name out of his final ad
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Wed October 31, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Republicans in 2016: He's xenophobe, preaching divisive rhetoric. Republicans in 2018: {standing around hands in pockets, nervously shuffling their feet, whistling and looking up at the sky} Boy the weather is sure nice this time of year
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Super coral" scientist dies age 56, refused to git back in the house one too many times
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
The highest percentage of trick-or-treaters are Utes. Fred Gwynne unimpressed
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Couple who died taking selfie in Yosemite regularly took risky photos. In related news, people who play Russian roulette often suffer from headaches
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Don McLean has found some new American Pie 49 years his junior
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Buffalo football has an explosive offense
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Tue October 30, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
So it looks like that caravan will be the smallest "invasion" in history
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
We have found a witch, or 100s of them. How do you know they are witches? What do you burn apart from witches? Wood So, why do witches burn? Cuz they're made of... wood? Does wood sink in water? No, it floats. So... if they weigh the same as a ducks??
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You know how toddlers say me me me all of the time? Well, NPR has put together some soundbites of Trump doing pretty much the same thing
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The wheels are falling off of the caravan. Hmmm, sounds like a typical Chrysler product
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Mon October 29, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News informs us the migrant caravan is getting faster y León está haciendo más grande
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Sun October 28, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
French "Spider-Man" banned from climbing any buildings in the UK, says he would take the elevator but they make him a little claustrophobic
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Sat October 27, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Armed and terrified, a ragtag crew of rednecks planning to head the southern border to intercept Trump's boogeyman caravan... which is still over 1000 miles away and moving at walking speed
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Fri October 26, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Iowa first grade teacher shows up to a Halloween party in blackface, says she did it cause Megyn Kelly said it was ok
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Thu October 25, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The most powerful storm to hit the U.S. in 80 years just wiped out a U.S. territory
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Former employee sentenced for stealing $400K from hospital, which works out to about three aspirin and a used IV needle
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Wed October 24, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
VA candidate is very open about all the reasons you shouldn't elect him
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Someone can now afford TotalFark until the heat death of the universe
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Tue October 23, 2018
(The State)
 
 
 
Obamacare states aren't burning through opioid money as fast. Gee, public healthcare saves money in the long run - who could have seen that?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There are 302,575,350 possible combinations in the Mega Millions lottery. The prize is $1.6 billion. The tickets are $2 each. Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Georgia Tech student sues Perdue over cell phone flap, missed penalty
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Mon October 22, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump begins process of cutting off aid to countries who won't violate international law by keeping their citizens from leaving
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So apparently Trump and Avenatti have more in common than we thought
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Fox & Friends are going to need a bigger boogeyman, "This is the mightiest country on the planet, I think we can handle a caravan of people, unarmed, coming to this country"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA suspends Ingraham 4 games, Rondp 3 games and Paul 2 games after the Saturday night fights
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Sun October 21, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Next planned action in that "easy to win" Chinese trade war: Pulling the U.S. out of the international postal treaty. Because being the only country unable to send or receive international mail somehow hurts the Chinese more than it hurts America
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Fri October 19, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando police extend computer-aided facial hair recognition program developed by Amazon, despite concerns from privacy advocates and goateed evil twins everywhere
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Thu October 18, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump asked why he has yet to visit troops overseas: "Well, I will do that at some point, but I don't think it's overly necessary." To be fair, all that golf does take up a lot of time, plus he has bone spurs
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Gardner arrested for plant thefts
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Wed October 17, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
"I got an ancient fossil. What did you get?" "I got a rock"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"He might do something crazy in five minutes"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Squi and Timmy can vouch that bin Salman was definitely at beach week
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Angels on Next Stadium Deal. "It is important that we look at all our options and how we can best serve our fans"
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Trump tells AP he won't accept blame if GOP loses House. Obvious tag's confirmation hearing for attorney general scheduled for next week
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Reek knows Vladimir Putin is laughing at him
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(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
At least 12 dead in France's worst flooding in more than a century. France submerges
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Tue October 16, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump quintuples down, continues to side with Saudi Arabia, claiming they're being portrayed as "guilty until proven innocent"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Haley slams China over 'internment of civilians'. Damn straight. That kind of treatment should only be reserved for non-civilians of the wrong color
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Did NYPD detain any violent right-wing thugs after street brawl? Nein. Might there still be arrests? Nine
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Mon October 15, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Perdue snatches student's phone away when they had the gall to ask why Georgia gubernatorial candidate Kemp is rigging the election with voter purges
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Sun October 14, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
$500,000? Now that's lunacy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, this is certainly escalating fast
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Apparently, the biggest question facing the Grammy Awards is how they are going to handle whatever the hell XXXTentacion is
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Fri October 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
US Military to immigrants since 2008: Service grantees citizenship, would you like to know more? Us military to 500 such recruits last year: psych. GTFO out of our armed forces
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Thu October 11, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Looks like Lenny Dykstra is living life to the fullest
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Man, nothing better than Rachel Maddow shaming someone for bigotry
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Wed October 10, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GA secretary of state, a Republican running for governor, is blocking 53K voter registrations. 70% of which are from African-Americans
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Tue October 09, 2018
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
It turns out that President Trump may have fudged a bit with the truth when he made some comments about the black vote and prescription drug prices
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
There she is.....Miss...46 states of America
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Mon October 08, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Local TV reporter finds out you can get fired for wearing a red MAGA hat while covering a Trump rally
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Sun October 07, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
One Wedding and Twenty Funerals
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Fri October 05, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
And the winners of the 2018 Nobel Peace Prize are...
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Thu October 04, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you can't train a dog to fetch a duck by the time you are 79 years old, don't except any sympathy when they find you in the mud, up to your neck because you had to fetch it yourself
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(Slate)
 
 
 
GOP starting to pull funding for races seen as lost causes
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Wed October 03, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Being an athlete in Los Angeles just got a bit safer as a gang of burglars targeting athletes' homes have been arrested... along with one of the burglars' moms
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Someone is playing Central Indonesia in Sim City and decided to turn on all the disasters. Alien invasion expected next
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Tue October 02, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you tossed your baby into a Yellowstone geyser in the 1930s, park officials found the pacifier
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(TV NewsCheck)
 
 
 
With Fox, Newsmax, One America News, NRATV, and now CBN News Channel, it looks like the right doesn't have to complain about the "liberal-controlled media" anymore
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wheelchair users sue Orioles over Camden Yards accessibility. Claim the park is accessible and they can therefore watch Orioles games
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
For some reason Fox News is running stories about men falsely accused of rape
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Mon October 01, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's farmer bailout comes to the aid of Millionaire Chuck Grassley
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Sun September 30, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Donald Trump on Kim Jong Un: "I was really being tough and so was he. And we were going back and forth, and then we fell in love. Okay? No really. He wrote me beautiful letters. They're great letters. We fell in love." ♥♥♥
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Jehovah witnesses $35 million payout, appeals
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Fri September 28, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Poor Mark Judge doesn't want to comment publicly about the Kavanaugh allegations because he's a recovering alcoholic and cancer survivor, and nobody who has gone through a traumatic event like that should feel the need to speak publicly
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Great news, everybody. The trillion-dollar F-35 flies first combat mission, defeats men in sandals with pointed sticks. The seventeen-year war in Afghanistan will be over any minute now
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman surrounded by tap-dancing elephants trampled to death. Surprisingly, this has nothing to do with the politics tab
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Over 80,000 Americans died from the flu last year, so get your flu shot
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Thu September 27, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The FDA and industry are coming together to ask, what is yogurt? Baby don't eat me, baby don't eat me no more
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Wed September 26, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man charged with stealing, burying $400K in silver coins in his backyard. No word if he'll be forced to walk the plank
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia suspends tampon ban for prison visitors. About bloody time
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The nice, elderly Christmas pot smugglers have been given probation. Still on naughty list
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(MSN)
 
Woofday
 
We finally get to know who the dog is just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Jupiter Farms residents told to watch for kangaroo Storm, who escaped from licensed owner earlier this week. When asked how critter got loose, owner explained when you got 7 of them, one can lose track
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Tue September 25, 2018
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
FL teacher fired for refusing to give 50% credit when students haven't turned in assignments. In other news, not doing anything will get you 50% in FL schools
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Sun September 23, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman who sheltered Hurricane Florence animals is charged with practicing veterinary medicine without a license
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(AP News)
 
 
 
James Woods doesn't understand that Twitter is a private company
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Fri September 21, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Duke Energy says dam breached at North Carolina plant and coal ash may be flowing into Cape Fear River. Duke sucks
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Thu September 20, 2018
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Did you know that teens are using the reefer? And they're not just injecting it nowadays
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
If the Kavanaugh accuser is a no show, proceed to confirmation, says ... Tennessee Democrat
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Welp, a Republican beat a Democrat in a run-off in Texas. Blue wave is over, folks. Don't even bother turning out in November to vote, doesn't matter anyways
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Wed September 19, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hurricane Florence floodwaters. M-m-m, tastes like chicken
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Tue September 18, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Releasing the FBI texts and Carter Page FISA info. is all the idea of Rep. Devin Nunes. Which means this is all going to end spectacularly wrong for Trump and the Duke boys
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fonzie upgraded from "Whoaaaa" to "Aaaayyyyeee"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
32 dead so far from Florence. Trump says, no way, it was only like five a few days ago. The Democrats are trying to make him look bad
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Mon September 17, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Not only did the Redskins get destroyed in yesterday's game, but they also showed what happens when they start releasing honest figures about game attendance. Spoiler alert: It's not pretty
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather says rematch with Manny Pacquiao is coming this year and will have a whole new strategy from the first fight ... with the idea of actually landing some punches
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Paging the ACLU. Please pick up the courtesy phone
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Fri September 14, 2018
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
A brass plaque dedicated to a convicted cannibal hangs in the National Press Club, and that's not even the craziest part of the story
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently inside traders are still accepted in the NFL but not kneelers
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sounding like a man, WHO IS IN NO WAY COMPROMISED BY RUSSIA, Lindsey Graham besmirch's his best friend's memory by saying McCain would've eventually come around to Trump. The man was tortured for years, Lindsey. Unlike you, he didn't fear Twitler
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Wed September 12, 2018
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Outrage in Australia over the Serena Williams cartoon was so great that the newspaper reprinted it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ACC schools continue to wait until the last minute to avoid playing UCF
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Tue September 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Iran finally joins the Nuclear Twitter Club: "Donald Trump is a loser"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Mold, E. coli, salmonella, pesticides, solvents, and bacteria. Chipotle? Nope. Legal California weed
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Discovery of dog saves Oregon man from sex-crime conviction. Also, we're giving people 50-year sentences based on convictions by juries that are not unanimous
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Mon September 10, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you lost a stash of gold coins about 1600 years ago, a construction crew in Italy has some good news for you
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
That sound you hear is the giant petanques of the lawn bowlers who stopped a Parisian knife attack
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ex-Tesla employee claims she was fired for failing drug test. Elon Musk too busy eating bag of Funyuns to comment
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(Public Radio Tulsa)
 
 
 
Not news: Subway station temporarily closes. Also not news: Subway station reopens after temporary closure. Fark: 17 years later
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Sun September 09, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, President Trump is really, really terrified of deposition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pence puts out the gaslight: "Donald Trump hasn't been focused on Robert Mueller's investigation at all"
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Sat September 08, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, that's one way to send a Senator a hint. Damn
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Fri September 07, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Police execute search warrant on the home of those two asshats who raised $400,000 for a homeless veteran and then allegedly spent almost all of it on themselves
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In a shocking development, Rudy decides his client won't answer any questions about obstruction. Shocking because It's what any competent lawyer would advise
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Family that survives the Las Vegas shooting gets a comfort dog to help them heal. So of course their neighbor shoots the dog. Ain't that America?
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Thu September 06, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NY AG: Subpoena me everyone. NY Roman Catholic Dioceses: What do you mean "everyone"? NY AG: EVVVERRYONE
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Wed September 05, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Vulnerable Iowa Republican Rod Blum becomes even more vulnerable after learning people investigate ethics violations
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Another day, another explosive book release detailing President* Trump's lies, cheats, and mulligans
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Spain halts sale of missiles to Saudi Arabia over fears of civilian casualties, in further evidence that no one should ever expect the Spanish Ammunition
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Tue September 04, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The Kushner family ran up more than $500k in unpaid fines for trash and false documents, mostly while Jared ran their real estate company
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
What, he was just telling the truth and they couldn't handle it
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rev. Jasper Williams' eulogy of Aretha Franklin - who was a single parent of 4 boys - included such gems as a black woman cannot raise a black boy to be a man and kids who do not have a father in the home as suffering from "abortion after birth"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russian TV starts its own Fox and Friends
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Mon September 03, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Not So Sweet Christmas: "Luke Cage" star deletes, apologizes for snarky tweet about Aretha Franklin's boob-grabbing Bishop; "It was intended to point out the absurdity of the act itself"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
For over 10 years the Nebraska Catholic diocese was the only church in the US that refused to participate in annual reviews of sexual misconduct. Now we know why. Sick tag being molested by a priest
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Sat September 01, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican lawmaker becomes test case for just how much Twitter will ignore its own terms of service after he tweets a screenshot of a reporter's email, complete with phone number
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Bishop apologizes for groping Ariana Grande during Aretha Franklin's funeral, making Bill Clinton hella jealous
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Take our word for it, he was great
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Women fight for right to go braless in the workplace
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Fri August 31, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
Collusion case will go to trial
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Thu August 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Alex Salmond, a major anti-Trump political figure in Scotland, is given the standard Al Franken treatment
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Wed August 29, 2018
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
The White House has secretly been rebooting Reefer Madness
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
An app, a Brat, a Paul Ryan PAC...all wrapped up in secret and possibly illegal campaign shenanigans
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Cops need to really crack down on people leaving dogs in cars on hot summer days
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
America's most beloved Democratic Socialist has a wish list of things she'd like investigated when she wins her unopposed coronation. Good luck with that
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Tue August 28, 2018
(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola buys Maine's pioneering soft drink 'Moxie'. New England Farkers can all post "Why?" to the right
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Mon August 27, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Medical professionals teach U.S. marines how to stop life-threatening bleeding from gunshot wounds in novel trauma training unit. Excuse me, did I say U.S. marines? I meant U.S. high school students
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(AOL)
 
 
 
The latest person in Donald Trump's presidency to flip? Donald Trump
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts, 'Murica edition: "No one deserves to die over playing a videogame." Except spawn campers, those guys are assholes
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Sun August 26, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Legendary playwright and author Neil Simon has died at 91
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In addition to the Bible, Starwood Hotels residents can now ignore the Book of Mormon in their hotel rooms as well
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Sat August 25, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
DNC reduces the chances a horrible candidate like Hillary will win the primary, increases the chances for a horrible candidate like Bernie
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Funny: Mayo, FL changes its name temporarily to Miracle Whip, FL as a joke and a promo. Fark: Debbie Downer, "If this is all supposed to be a big joke perpetuated on residents, I expect they probably violated the law to pull it off,"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Prince's family finally gets around to looking for more money
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
NRA's claim that gun-control petition is invalid due to tiny font is tossed out, as the Washington State Supreme Court apparently has a typefacepalm over it
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Thu August 23, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Japan's Minister of the Obvious states Trump misunderstands trade
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
National Enquirer kept safe filled with secrets of Donald Trump's hush money payments and other dirt. No word if Geraldo Rivera wants to open it on live television
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
NBC news intern in blue dress sprinting from the courtroom after the Manafort verdict is the new hero of modern news, presumably because she was able to outrun Bill Clinton
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
As Hurricane Lane bears down, Hawaiian Governor asks for President Trump for support. Expected to be delivered as thoughts, prayers, paper towels
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania school drops disgraced bishop's name. To be renamed the Robert E. Lee school
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Wed August 22, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
NY: Hey Mikey, have a subpoena. Cohen: But I already pled guilty. NY: HAVE A SUBPOENA
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Family includes "vomiter" mushrooms in meal. What could go wrong?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump Tuesday ended with his pick for WY governor losing the primary
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Old Italian lady in caftan says she wasn't asked to do MTV Video Award tribute to Aretha Franklin, they'd just projected a giant image of the Queen Of Soul while she related her shared plight as a retired diva from Michigan
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Tue August 21, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Not News: Speaking at a gun-rights rally, GOP state lawmaker calls journalists "those dirty, godless, hateful people." Fark: He's on an 8-member task force charged with revising Washington State's open records law
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why do some government officials keep security clearances after they retire? Because spending thousands of dollars and months to get a new one if they need to come back in and answer a few questions can be a bit annoying
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not as impressive as Paul O'Neill but still pretty good
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump endorses conservative businessman Foster Friess for governor even though everyone seems to be in a DQ mood
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Despite what your racist uncle claims on Facebook, the upcoming Muslim prayer service and petting zoo will not include animal sacrifices
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Richie Incognito arrested for making threats and disorderly conduct. Name being withheld as per police policy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actress leaves restrictive religion and faces backlash from its followers. But enough about Leah Remini
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings coach Mike Zimmer thinks the new helmet rule wil tk oor jerbs
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Finally, after months of rumors, First Lady confirms she's going solo
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Mon August 20, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
F Yu
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge Bates, Makes Mess
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Connecticut State Police:10, dumbass high-performance, racing-type car drivers blocking traffic because they wanted to film each other: 0
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Sun August 19, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Indonesian island burned down, fell over, then sunk into the swamp
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Fri August 17, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Omarosa's "treasure trove" is more than just audio recordings
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
After a local government refused to remove a Ten Commandments monument that was offensive to Satanists, the Satanists followed through on their promise to install a statue of Baphomet
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Thu August 16, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin has been called home
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Neil Diamond promises not to be shaken by Parkinson's disease
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
You're 3-12 this season and your first batter is a hot rookie who has homered in 5 consecutive games. What. Do. You. Do?
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Wed August 15, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Melissa Howard (R) drops out, just like she did at Miami of Ohio
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
In closing arguments, Manafort defense lawyers who presented no evidence say prosecutors only presented selective evidence that doesn't show the whole picture
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Domestic abuser wins Democratic primary in Minnesota
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger in concussion protocol after being hit in practice. Seems to be okay, got up on his own accord, eventually left the premises in his Batmobile
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Iron Stache to throw chairs at Cheesehead Fascist this NOVEMBER NOVEMBER NOVEMBER
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Tue August 14, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Attorney General: Priests and other clergy have sexually abused more than 1,000 children
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Kansas City Chief released from prison after serving five months of year-long sentence
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Gates: It's possible I pocketed some of those tens of millions of unaccounted for dollars, let me check my other jacket
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News is concerned that Ocasio-Cortez may be over-working fact checkers, possibly causing them to suffer from distress and chronic fatigue. Won't somebody think about the fact checkers?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Al Gore steps out of his Gulfstream V learjet, gets into his 12 mpg in the city Chevy Suburban and stops long enough to comment that Donald Trump is "not yet as damaging to the environment as I feared he would be"
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Mon August 13, 2018
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ticketmaster to shut down its ticket reselling service to comply with anti-scalping laws and in no way does this have anything to do with no one using it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at all the shark jokes journalists made while reporting on disastrous disaster film The Meg
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Sun August 12, 2018
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
U.S. Army suspends discharging immigrant recruits who enlisted as path to citizenship. For now
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Seatac plane hijacker was "just a broken guy" before the crash. Presumably afterward as well
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Sat August 11, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Call the repo man, Venezuela has a week to cough up $1.4B or Citgo Petroleum is getting hauled off to the scrap heap
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Fri August 10, 2018
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
"The older I get, the more I realize the truth is: the simpler the food, the more exceptional it can be"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pro golfer Jarrod Lyle dies at age 36 after fighting leukemia for nearly two decades. Fark cancer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kansas' Kris Kobach's lead drops from 191 to 91 in the gubernatorial primary
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New season of Cathouse in jeopardy after Trump-loving pimp loses his brothel license. I'm sure it has nothing to do with his primary win over an incumbent Republican legislator and pissing off the local party officials
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Thu August 09, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Margot Kidder's death ruled a suicide. No snark here
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Tag is for whomever keeps hitting the 152-year-old covered bridge connecting VT and NH
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
I have had it with these motherfarkin' snakes in these motherfarkin' library stacks
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Wed August 08, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Head coach says Richie Incognito's claims that Vikings have shown interest are 'totally false'
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Vegas Aces players decide they are too tired to play a game and do not show up. WNBA league determines that the Aces must forfeit that game. Vegas Aces are now "very disappointed" in the WNBA decision that the game they wouldnt play is a loss
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge orders nude people evicted- "After the police left, the music went back on and then came very strange animal noises, moaning like wolf animal sounds"
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Mon August 06, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kentucky Democrat jokes about Rand Paul's neighbors assault on him during election campaign event: 'Just ask his neighbor. He can be beaten'
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
New Jersey woman wins $288K playing online slots during an 'at work' conference call, surprisingly doesn't hang up on everyone
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Sat August 04, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Two patrons injured by a f*cking flaming cocktail at Gordon F*cking Ramsay's restaurant
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some birdbrains learn new languages by paying attention to their neighbors' tweets
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Thu August 02, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There are a lot of Hemingway stories from his later years that he thought would be too shocking for readers in the 1950s. He told his editor, "You can always publish them after I'm dead." And so they have been, and it was good
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Papa" John Schnatter says that if Papa Johns lets him come back, he can explain his comments, in terms that even a Polack or a drunken Irishman can understand
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Papa Johns founder John Schnatter understands how much you miss him as the public face of the pizza chain and is insisting that the board allow him to come back
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Wed August 01, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Newly elected Trump-lite premier of Ontario cancels Basic Income Pilot Project, slashes welfare increases
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(AP News)
 
 
 
White House argument in favor of lower fuel standards is: "If cars are more fuel efficient, people would drive more...and driving itself is unsafe. Lower fuel efficiency will save lives"
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Tue July 31, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump actually *does* have the worst farking lawyers, as both the president and the Non-Guliani portion of his legal team have all adopted the "collusion is not a crime" narrative, seemingly unaware that it's a synonym for "criminal conspiracy"
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Think tank: "Medicare for All will cost $32T over 10 years." Tiny text at the bottom: "As compared to the $49T we'd end up spending through the current system"
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Mon July 30, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Because you weren't gonna do anything today anyway, here's 10,000 WikiLeaks DMs that got dumped
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pitcher apologies for racist tweets in his past. This is not a repeat from 10 days ago
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(Time)
 
 
 
Cruise ship employee shoots and kills polar bear
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Sun July 29, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Snek threatens legal action against reporters for actually reporting news. It's not even ironic anymore with this group of idiots...it's just sad
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Sat July 28, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Extramarital affairs can be costly. I mean, like REALLY costly
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida Governor Lex Luthor has increased his fortune to $255 million since he was first elected. Who says crime doesn't pay?
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Fri July 27, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Bad things can happen when you tell your fiancee you want to invite your ex-lover to your wedding
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Thu July 26, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Coming as a shock to absolutely no one with half a brain, the Donnie Half Scoop meeting in 2016 was attended by Russians who, get this, were really connected to the Kremlin. PASS ME MY FAINTING GOAT
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Candidate for Senate in Missouri is raffling off a machine that makes "untraceable" AR-15s
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Jerrah says his players won't be staying in the locker room while the national anthem is being played
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Does anybody else think it's a bit odd that Trump won't commit $12 billion to help build a vital tunnel between New York and New Jersey but has no problem giving $12 billion in welfare to farmers hurt by his trade war
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Wed July 25, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Really Santa Barbara? Give out a plastic straw once, you get a written warning. Give out a plastic straw a second time and get caught, you risk a "fine not exceeding ($1,000), imprisonment for a term not exceeding six months"
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Lt. Gov Casey Cagel was all set to become the next governor of the great state of Georgia....and then he got caught on tape telling the truth about the voters in the GOP primary
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
What kind of person shops at Ernie's Liquors in San Jose, California and spends their money on a lottery ticket? . . . A very wealthy one, it would seem
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Tue July 24, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Greece fire death toll rises to 74
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
14 months after getting brained by a line drive in AAA ball, Cardinals pitcher makes his MLB debut and throws 7 no-hit innings. His name is Poncedeleon, and I'll have whatever he's drinking
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Mon July 23, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
At first, the crash victim must have thought he was being rescued by the fanciest EMTs alive
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Teenagers getting caught doing stupid shiat after posting pictures online. New Hotness: Ryan Lochte getting suspended from swimming for posting pictures online of himself violating rules
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Russia bombed them and then demanded to interrogate them. America refused to help them. So Canada and some others snuck them out of Syria and gave them and their families homes. Tag is for the White Helmets urban SAR team, safe at last
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Sat July 21, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dumb Bastardo gets a 140-game suspension for a second PED violation
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Wed July 18, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
White House transcript omits key Putin-Trump moment. C'mon, Atlantic - how is the White House supposed to "transcribe" a reach-around?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Millennials, you're getting the shaft. Are you going to A) riot, B) vote, C) shrug?
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Apparently Trump paved the way for a merger of the Russian and US militaries during his summit
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Whelp, there goes the Steelers season
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Now that its floating issue has been addressed, Spain's new S-80 submarine doesn't fit in its dock
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