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Sat August 08, 2020
		Can a dictator really lose an election? source: apnews.com \| share:	16

Fri August 07, 2020
		Former Russian sea captain "astonished" his ship delivered the big baddaboom explosives that leveled a good portion of Beirut source: 9news.com.au \| share:	59
		Allowing a gathering this year which drew a quarter of a million people last year, it's obvious that South Dakota Harley cares source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	95
		Trumps claim that his "great generals" told him that the Beirut explosion was a "terrible attack", The Pentagon has no idea of where he got it from source: yahoo.com \| share:	115
		Ohio Governor Mike DeWine, who tested DePositive earlier DeThursday for DeCoronavirus, has now tested DeNegative source: apnews.com \| share:	53
		Rep Scott DesJarlais is the embodiment of Republican hypocrisy: a former doctor who runs as a "pro-family, pro-life" Rep, but had affairs with 6 patients and forced his wife and a mistress to get abortions, wins his primary with 75% of the vote source: thehill.com \| share:	55

Thu August 06, 2020
		Wee, wee pigs are locked down all the way home source: phys.org \| share:	2
		SCOTUS Justice Thomas loves taking to the US' highways in his 40-foot refitted tour bus. It's even said he enjoys a can of Coke while driving source: startribune.com \| share:	39
		Next on your 2020 scorecard: running out of Atlantic hurricane names source: phys.org \| share:	30
		Remember that Tanzanian small-scale miner who struck it rich with a huge gem find a little over a month ago? Well he's done it again, this time with one worth $3m source: 9news.com.au \| share:	30
		Champagne sales are suffering amid COVID-19 outbreak as celebrations are canceled and an estimated 100 million bottles expected to be unsold source: delish.com \| share:	11

Wed August 05, 2020
		Facebook fact checkers say that some Trump ads are false, but under company policy, the ads aren't removed and users aren't alerted source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	48
		"They bought their tickets, I say let them crash" source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	11
		Biden only has a fraction of the campaign money Trump has for a fall ad buy, that fraction being 2/1 source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	106
		Navy SEALs to museum that featured demonstrations of dogs attacking a man wearing a Colin Kaepernick Jersey: GTFO source: apnews.com \| share:	60

Tue August 04, 2020
		Kanye pulls out of New Jersey after his petition to get on the ballot seemed to come from the Trump house of forgery source: apnews.com \| share:	36
		So why exactly have religious groups received $6-10 BILLION in COVID-19 relief funds? source: npr.org \| share:	88
		If your organ got its pipes cleaned for four years, you'd probably end up a hunchback too source: apnews.com \| share:	6

Mon August 03, 2020
		Todd Chucked source: msn.com \| share:	60
		Nuclear bailout bribery scandal was years in the making, but the fallout will last for years source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	21
		Portland police declare unlawful assembly. Seems like a weird thing to deduct on your taxes, but okay source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	64
		RNC get whiplash from their about-face on press attending Trump coronation source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	53

Sun August 02, 2020
		On this month in history, 1982, the ColecoVision is launched in North America. Fun fact: Coleco Industries Inc., the maker of ColecoVision, used to be called the Connecticut Leather Company source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	49
		Tainted alcohol is not the latest song from Soft Cell but it did kill at least 86 in India, police say source: msn.com \| share:	31

Sat August 01, 2020
		Trader Joe's defies online petition demanding English-sounding names for ethnic food source: apnews.com \| share:	77
		Murder suspect escapes prison using the old 'bed sheets tied together' trick from 12th floor cell. Obviously with a lot of bed sheets source: standard.co.uk \| share:	20

Fri July 31, 2020
		After a series sweep against the Marlins, COVID hits the road to take on the Cardinals source: espn.com \| share:	24
		The US' first COVID-19 patient to undergo a double lung transplant said she woke up days later unaware of the surgery and unable to "recognize my body." The second head didn't help either source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	15

Thu July 30, 2020
		Bo knew source: apnews.com \| share:	14
		Good news America, Japan says it's okay for their citizens to visit here. Offer only valid in Hawaii source: foxnews.com \| share:	26

Wed July 29, 2020
		Iran's underground ballistic missiles. Are they a threat to the Mole People, CHUDs and Morlocks or just another Photoshop? Discuss source: military.com \| share:	25
		You probably won't believe this but this but besides interfering with everyone's elections, Russian intelligence services have also been spreading disinformation about the coronavirus pandemic on various fake websites source: theguardian.com \| share:	50

Tue July 28, 2020
		Revel in the ineptness of Revel source: msn.com \| share:	14
		Need some good news? The largest vaccine study in the world is under way as 30,000 volunteers started getting shots yesterday source: apnews.com \| share:	50
		A top Chinese CDC official was injected with an experimental vaccine. No word if he'll end up as Red Dragon or The Omega Man source: thehill.com \| share:	7

Mon July 27, 2020
		Iran moves mock aircraft carrier to the strategic Strait of Hormuz amid rising tensions with the US to use for live-fire drills, lots of pew pew pew to show the evil Satan they mean business source: 9news.com.au \| share:	57
		Modena's virus vaccine is being put to the final test in half of thousands of volunteers. Good luck source: apnews.com \| share:	51

Sun July 26, 2020
		John Lewis crosses the Edmund Pettus Bridge for the last time. Rest well, Sir source: nbcnews.com \| share:	50
		Seeing their candidate start to go down in flames, anti-abortion groups seek to change Biden's platform source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	113

Sat July 25, 2020
		...and in the first game with MLB's new extra innings rule, the Oakland A's hit a walk-off grand slam source: espn.com \| share:	16

Fri July 24, 2020
(Some Guy)		Many Americans are idiots source: endoftheamericandream.com \| share:	60
		Please welcome the Toronto Blue Jays of Buffalo source: espn.com \| share:	16
		Rare leopard frog spotted beyond its known range in the Southwest source: phys.org \| share:	5
		The US can send a C-17 hospital plane across the world to get a sick Kuwaiti royal. Remember that as you die in debt to your hospital for a broken arm source: yahoo.com \| share:	79
		Hillary Clinton's claim that "President Donald Trump "is still yet to say anything as the president about bounties on American troops." is "Mostly False" because he publicly called BS on our own Intel agencies and THEN completely ignored the issue source: politifact.com \| share:	87

Thu July 23, 2020
		"And on the line from Seattle, we have Phil" source: tsn.ca \| share:	59
		"Silent spread of virus keeps scientists grasping for clues", victims gasping for air source: apnews.com \| share:	22

Wed July 22, 2020
		After having proven to have the mental agility of a 5-year old by passing a cognitive test, the President is surprised to learn protestors have not embraced his brown shirts source: apnews.com \| share:	65
		Kittens Who Kill: A 1960s B movie, or deadly but adorable floofballs? source: nypost.com \| share:	11
		Kayleigh McEnany admits no one in the White House understands medical testing source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	46

Tue July 21, 2020
		Selma officials oppose renaming the Edmund Pettus Bridge for John Lewis. Bad timeline and all source: time.com \| share:	45
		If China invented Covid-19 why would they need to hack US institutions for the cure? Mr. Trump? [blink] source: nbcdfw.com \| share:	29
		"What do you call it when Trump continuously spouts overtly racist and authoritarian rhetoric while obdurately refusing to take the necessary action to stop a raging pandemic? If you're a campaign reporter, you call it 'a tactical mistake'" source: salon.com \| share:	72
		"Law and order": after St Louis couple is charged under a law that SPECIFICALLY forbids what they did, the state GOP AG tries to have the case dismissed, the GOP Gov vows to pardon them and the GOP US senator wants Barr to investigate the PROSECUTOR source: foxnews.com \| share:	199
		US astronauts squeeze in one last spacewalk before their SpaceX departure, can't explain what they were doing with giant space sharpies or how "NASA RULES ESA DROOLS" appeared on the side of the ISS source: apnews.com \| share:	4

Mon July 20, 2020
		Front Porch Phil and Patti are getting charged source: apnews.com \| share:	92
		Missouri Governor will issue a full pardon, if convicted, for a couple who threateningly brandished a firearm at a group of peaceful BLM marchers source: foxnews.com \| share:	183
		AP says it will capitalize Black but not white, in move that will no doubt lead to mass confusion and chaos at zebra crossings all over the nation source: mynews13.com \| share:	286
		So, it's perfectly safe to re-open schools because kids just don't GET the Coronavirus and....Texas? You have your hand up? Something you want to share? HOW Many have tested positive? INFANTS you say? source: apnews.com \| share:	186
		With Comic Con cancelled this year due to an invading life force, here's a some pretty cool costumes from years past. Yes, it's a slide show - this is the timeline we are currently living in source: apnews.com \| share:	8

Sun July 19, 2020
		Husband and son of federal judge overseeing Epstein-Deutsche Bank case shot in their home by gunman possibly disguised as delivery driver source: nj.com \| share:	424
		Prosecutor: "Judge, my office is unable to provide the newspaper reporter's request for body camera footage for our case against her. We're just too busy. This case is a low priority and isn't worth the time needed to provide evidence she has requested" source: apnews.com \| share:	139
		Remember that tanker that was "hijacked" off the coast of the UAE after being accused of trying to smuggle crude oil from Iran? Well, you'll never guess where it just showed up source: apnews.com \| share:	36

Sat July 18, 2020
		"Ultrasonic Songs of Seduction" is my new Barry White techno remix album source: phys.org \| share:	7
		If your state doesn't have a robust absentee ballot system already in place then you might be better off waiting in line in full hazmat gear to make sure you vote gets counted source: nbcnews.com \| share:	71

Fri July 17, 2020
		Much like that time you cleared out that elevator, federal officers use gas to clear out protesters source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	47
		Good thing the taxpayers are undoubtedly on the hook for this B.S. (one way or another) - tag for the fact that this article is from May 5th source: opensecrets.org \| share:	6
		Ecuadorian hummingbirds actually know the words. Awwwww yeahhhh source: apnews.com \| share:	1
		Now that he wants to own a baseball team, the highest paid player in league history is suddenly in favor of a salary cap source: mlbtraderumors.com \| share:	6
		Dale Earnhardt spotted at Bristol Raceway almost 20 years after he died. 2020 is getting so weird source: bizpacreview.com \| share:	7

Thu July 16, 2020
		We are now down to just one drink a day. Time to get a bigger glass source: boston.com \| share:	50

Wed July 15, 2020
		Richmond, Virginia finds an appropriate venue for its Confederate statues source: wtop.com \| share:	80
		No. No, it doesn't source: espn.com \| share:	31
		His Orangeness has announced that he will be "getting involved" in the McCloskey case, because as any real American knows the right of rich white people to threaten the lives of poors and minorities with loaded weaponry shall not be infringed source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	88
		First COVID-19 vaccine tested in US poised for final testing. Available soon for $8200 per dose source: apnews.com \| share:	111

Tue July 14, 2020
		Daniel Lewis Lee becomes first Federal prisoner executed in 17 years following compelling performance in "There Will Be Blood" source: foxnews.com \| share:	62

Mon July 13, 2020
		The Political Action Committee Cowboys for Trump upset that they have to register as a Political Action Committee source: apnews.com \| share:	76
		Japan blames US for 'not taking coronavirus seriously' after major outbreaks at military bases in Okinawa source: businessinsider.com \| share:	58
		Smoke and Ray announce IROC II. Will the cars be the return of the legendary T-Rex? source: espn.com \| share:	14
		The Mid East's energy producers are expected to earn $270 billion less in oil revenue this year proving oil and tears don't mix source: apnews.com \| share:	5

Sun July 12, 2020
		Three weeks after the President and his followers held exultant Tulsa arena rally sticking it to the libs, COVID-19 is sticking it to Oklahomans source: time.com \| share:	86
		"They took my AR" source: msn.com \| share:	293

Sat July 11, 2020
		It's just 115 days till Election Day. Isn't it a bit late to talk of "rebooting" the campaign? For the third time (at least)? source: apnews.com \| share:	179

Fri July 10, 2020
		"While the dog can't read street addresses, he can recall the names of customers who have given him treats" source: yahoo.com \| share:	2
		After lobbying, Catholic Church won $1.4 Billion in virus aid to help cover those pesky sex abuse payouts source: nbc4i.com \| share:	52
		No, teens aren't having "coronavirus parties", it's just the latest in a long line of rumors being spread by old people source: thebulwark.com \| share:	33
		Ghislaine Maxwell given paper clothes for her own protection source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	64

Thu July 09, 2020
		Facebook has removed Roger Stone from Instagram after linking him to more than 100 fake Facebook pages and Instagram accounts source: cnn.com \| share:	94

Wed July 08, 2020
		Trudeau burns Trump...politely source: thehill.com \| share:	27
		Facebook was cancer before their alleged "civil rights audit" and will remain cancer after source: apnews.com \| share:	35
		Marc A. Thiessen has been thinking very hard about Trump's Mount Rushmore speech and has some Deep Thoughts about why the liberal lamestream MSM media is working so hard to twist and pervert its meaning source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	44
		Remember back when the US was short on protective gear for hospital workers? After a trip through the cave wormhole the US is once again short on protective gear for hospital workers source: apnews.com \| share:	29

Tue July 07, 2020
		If you work at Los Alamos National Laboratory and you noticed you were glowing a bit more than normal last month, your bosses would like to have a word with you source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	29
		Tick-borne disease with Covid-like symptoms spreading in Michigan. We're running out of spaces on the 2020 apocalypse bingo card source: msn.com \| share:	32
		Apparently, it's not just liberal whiteskins that are upset source: espn.com \| share:	14
		Doctors say experimental treatment may have rid man of HIV, refuse to comment on what super powers he may develop source: wtnh.com \| share:	6
		Do you REALLY want Tom Hanks disrespecting you? source: bbc.com \| share:	18

Mon July 06, 2020
		Does any story involving homemade fireworks end well? source: wcax.com \| share:	53
		Plague rat complains that closing his rat den to prevent disease transmission is singling out rats source: foxnews.com \| share:	19

Sun July 05, 2020
		Kansas Republican county official, who also happens to be an editorial cartoonist, crafts sensitive and timely cartoon comparing a statewide mandatory mask order to getting on cattle cars. Who could possibly be offended? source: thehill.com \| share:	112
		Seattle driver who intentionally drove into the crowd of protesters is now a murderer source: apnews.com \| share:	271

Sat July 04, 2020
		What? Should we not have used the memorial to a black man killed in police custody to demonstrate choke holds? source: foxnews.com \| share:	68
		Driver does a Charlottesville on protesters in Seattle source: patch.com \| share:	218

Fri July 03, 2020
		Chris Evert and Martina Navratilova. This is not a repeat from 1973 to '88 source: apnews.com \| share:	25
		Iran will not disclose the cause of that mysterious nuke site fire. However, flames are still considered to be top suspects source: apnews.com \| share:	24
		Daniel Synder realizes he really likes money and will look into changing his team's name source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	49
		Anyone in SD planning to go heckle this shiatshow? I feel like such a thing ought to happen source: foxnews.com \| share:	39
		Those college "pay to get COVID" parties are as well-sourced and real as the injecting of the marijuanas. "Has not been able to verify such parties have taken place" shoulda told ya source: wired.com \| share:	43
		Imagine the 82nd Airborne Division and the 3rd Infantry Regiment using bayonets on U.S. citizens in Washington, D.C. and you've arrived at our new reality source: huffpost.com \| share:	97

Thu July 02, 2020
		Intel chiefs tell Congress about Russia Hoax 2 source: apnews.com \| share:	58

Wed July 01, 2020
		I wouldn't brag about this source: baltimoresun.com \| share:	11

Tue June 30, 2020
		Did you enjoy that Saharan dust storm this past weekend? Good news: It's happening again source: usatoday.com \| share:	29
		Russia to Scandinavia...new radiation leak is not theirs, not good, not bad source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	35
		Trump says he didn't know about the Russian Bounty issue. Intel officials say he got a written briefing on the matter in February. Well there ya go then, they're both right source: nytimes.com \| share:	68

Mon June 29, 2020
		He farking knew source: apnews.com \| share:	123
		Pakistan checking in to remind us our stock market could be in far worse shape source: thehill.com \| share:	7
		Looks like we picked the wrong week to practice [name a thing], says attorney couple who shows off gun collection to peaceful protesters marching past their mansion source: heavy.com \| share:	412
		Thou shalt not topple monuments with your pickup truck source: foxnews.com \| share:	80

Sun June 28, 2020
		Well the NWSL just lost all of its support among Republicans source: espn.com \| share:	15

Sat June 27, 2020
		Add amateur fireworks to the growing list of things that are making 2020 the worst year on record source: treehugger.com \| share:	86

Fri June 26, 2020
		Louisiana's front-line workers may soon see $250 'hazard pay,' perhaps a crust or two of brown bread strewn from on high source: msn.com \| share:	16
		Climate activists disrupt reopening of Paris' Orly Airport. Oui, rly source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	8
		The right wing idea of a "neutral" newsman is a fake white guy telling the "liberal" side source: salon.com \| share:	47
		Spacewalking astronaut loses mirror, is hit with untold years of bad luck source: apnews.com \| share:	4
		Hey, since we're on this Navy vessel and the world is on fire, how about we just not head into port? Fark: going on 23 weeks now source: npr.org \| share:	60

Thu June 25, 2020
		Booker moves ahead of McGrath in Kentucky horse race that's still nowhere near the stretch run source: wdrb.com \| share:	59
		Good news: ending the 2nd deadliest Ebola outbreak ever. Congo news: you still have the world's largest measles epidemic, the virus is lurking, AND there's new Ebola outbreak in the north source: msn.com \| share:	2
		Always bet on the black. and by 'bet', I mean 'vote' source: apnews.com \| share:	25
		Missouri woman who went viral for waving a Confederate flag, praising the KKK, and vowing to teach hate to her grandchildren while at a Black Lives Matter protest apologizes for showing her true colors, vows to never wave Confederate flag again source: yahoo.com \| share:	91

Wed June 24, 2020
		Judge orders president to wear a mask: "He has a constitutional obligation to follow the laws as well as to promote the general welfare of the people, which means taking measures to protect citizens' right to health," -difficulty: not the US source: thehill.com \| share:	33
		Florida Woman demands paternity tests for goats. Florida Man seen sweating nervously source: mynews13.com \| share:	8
		Trump's White House wins ruling on health care, and surprisingly it's not a plan to grind up newborn babies to power Kellyanne Conway's soul for another week, it's actually . . . huh, it's actually a good thing? Is that possible? source: mynews13.com \| share:	36
		Trump's influence in the NC and Kentucky primaries pays dividends source: apnews.com \| share:	53
		If only there were some way to know why Sean Hannity is concerned about these men exercising their 2nd Amendment rights. If only source: foxnews.com \| share:	47
		D* at Dick's can't shoot worth d* source: military.com \| share:	22
		"Here's to the quitters, who fought for the right to blow racist dog whistles and do the "Lock Her Up" cheer in an indoor MAGA rally without some g*ddamn socialist gimp mask muting the sweet, sweet venom of the moment" source: phillymag.com \| share:	138
		If you took the sword from the statue of General John Stark, who led American forces during the 1777 Battle of Bennington, please return it. Also, you're a dick source: wcax.com \| share:	51

Tue June 23, 2020
		Seattle: well kids, it's been fun, but after two shootings, it's time for police to take back the zone source: kxly.com \| share:	115
		2020 continues it's relentless onslaught of horror, with plague, locusts, war, and Bill Cosby back in court source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	24
		When selecting a carjacking target, make sure it's one that's comfortable for a long police chase, with soft, heated seats with good lumbar support. Failing that, just sit on the driver, I guess source: mynews13.com \| share:	11

Mon June 22, 2020
		Trump campaign: what do fire marshals know anyway? Attendance was DOUBLE what your own lying eyes told you source: foxnews.com \| share:	119
		Richard Petty says the "most important thing for me right now is hugging my driver." This is surprisingly not about golf source: espn.com \| share:	27
		Baghdad Betty says Trump was "energized" and in a "great mood" after disastrous Tulsa rally source: foxnews.com \| share:	95
		High School: Lets have a modified gradation ceremony. What's the worst that could happen? source: wusa9.com \| share:	38
		Drive in concerts source: stltoday.com \| share:	23
		Noose found in Bubba Wallace's garage at Talladega speedway this afternoon. Between the confederate flag being pulled over the speedway by a plane and confederate flags outside the track there may be opposition for some fans joining the 21st century source: espn.com \| share:	96

Fri June 19, 2020
		Monument to actual racist defaced with a spray-painted demand to change the racist name of the thing he used to own source: thehill.com \| share:	19

Thu June 18, 2020
		Hamdog because, well, just because I guess source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	8

Wed June 17, 2020
		New VOA wants to eliminate any fears of Trump propaganda. Oh, he used to work for Steve Bannon? Clearly that's a gin blossom of an entirely different color source: apnews.com \| share:	15
		I'll send my SOS to the world; I hope that someone gets my; Message to a Botterill: You're fired source: espn.com \| share:	2
		400 people test positive in German abattoir, even more confused source: bbc.com \| share:	3

Tue June 16, 2020
		Scientists: just so we're clear...... raw onions do NOT prevent Covid-19 source: usatoday.com \| share:	55
		How many people has your utility company killed? Contender for title is "84 involuntary manslaughter convictions". Who? you'll Probably Guess Eventually source: theguardian.com \| share:	84
		List of 97 cities where tear gas was used on protestors. Police complaining about short supply, price increases source: nytimes.com \| share:	32
		FDA approves treatment that's a large cause of OOOH SHINY. "ironic" tag levels up source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	1
		The U.S. still has too many allies, so the Trump administration is taking action by pushing away Jordan source: apnews.com \| share:	43
		Trump's campaign manager described his paid media strategy as the "Death Star." Apparently, he never watched the last 10 minutes of "Star Wars" source: apnews.com \| share:	102
		Frankly, Latifah, I don't give a damn source: billboard.com \| share:	38

Sun June 14, 2020
		Melania Trump book claims First Lady successfully blocked "power grab" by Ivanka. Subby really doesn't care about Trump family squabbles, do U? source: businessinsider.com \| share:	65
		Observant Sikh woman graduates from West Point. Unobservant Sikh woman is wondering where all of her classmates are, and why it's so quiet source: foxnews.com \| share:	51
		Minneapolis cops begin resigning, say the city just isn't supporting them for some reason source: startribune.com \| share:	330

Sat June 13, 2020
		McConnell: Racism is over because you got eight years of the black one source: usatoday.com \| share:	80

Fri June 12, 2020
		Today is "Loving Day." On this day in 1967, the Supreme Court struck down state bans on inter-racial marriage source: usatoday.com \| share:	53
		Not all good deeds go unpunished, but here's a few worth remembering source: apnews.com \| share:	3

Thu June 11, 2020
		Lung transplants are the newest side effect of the 'rona source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	20
		"Biden 'convinced' US military would intervene if Trump refused to leave White House;" and if they didn't, he'd sic Corn Pop on 'em source: foxnews.com \| share:	91
		"Trump will try again Thursday when he holds a meeting on race relations and policing in Dallas, where he's traveling for a fundraiser. However... the city's police chief, county sheriff and DA - all of whom are black - were not invited to attend" source: apnews.com \| share:	79

Wed June 10, 2020
		Lady G continues to handle all comers source: apnews.com \| share:	34
		D.C. National Guard members test positive for COVID-19 after responding to protests source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	29

Tue June 09, 2020
		Don't look now, but Iran's built a fake carrier on which to photoshop attacks. What's even more interesting is they have a 3-D printer big enough to do the job source: apnews.com \| share:	51

Mon June 08, 2020
		Officer #1 has an epiphany, asks Hans the obvious question source: ktla.com \| share:	91
		Fark Headline: Canadian tethered to 265 pounds of marijuana found unconscious in Detroit River source: mlive.com \| share:	67
		'We don't inevitably have to have a second wave,' says Dr. Fauci, adding, 'but then again, water might not inevitably be wet, either.' source: marketwatch.com \| share:	21
		The violent fringe Boogaloo movement has infiltrated the U.S. military, clown shoes and all source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	80
		The alluring appeal of "boogaloo violence" to members of Meal Team 6 and ammosexuals across the country source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	101

Sun June 07, 2020
		...and when the robot waiters came for our food service jobs, we still said nothing source: theverge.com \| share:	41
		Coming soon, Trump Hotel Havana. Grand opening August 2020 source: usatoday.com \| share:	39
		It's not unusual to turn 80 on Sunday source: apnews.com \| share:	17

Sat June 06, 2020
		No one in White House now willing to take blame for attacking demonstrators so Trump could desecrate a church for a photo op source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	122
		Russian oil leak blamed on global warming. Keeping 21,000 tons of oil in a shoddily constructed tank had nothing to do with it source: usatoday.com \| share:	39
		Fire up the Trans Am source: politico.com \| share:	160
		Two of the men charged in the death of George Floyd were rookies who had been full-fledged officers less than a week source: foxnews.com \| share:	222
		So how does Antifa bus service compare to Greyhound and Megabus? source: theverge.com \| share:	173

Fri June 05, 2020
		In today's rife-torn world, it's nice to read a story about a union banding together to support an embattled memb... aw crap source: wtop.com \| share:	46
(Some Guy)		Let's check in on what Russia has to say about - holy crap source: polygraph.info \| share:	46

Thu June 04, 2020
		"Snot Palaces" could help human construction, scientists say, if they can crack the mucus architectural code. To be fair, being able to build a house of used Kleenex would be nothing to sneeze at source: mynews13.com \| share:	34
		Chinese dissident to be honored by PEN American, showing again how strong and vital the American PEN is source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	12
		Another Virginian Confederate statue is removed, this time in Alexandria source: wset.com \| share:	64
		Apparently our election plans now are to close almost all the polling places so people wait hours in line during a pandemic source: routefifty.com \| share:	21
		Number of people arrested for protesting in the Land of the Free® sits at 10,000 and rising source: apnews.com \| share:	47
		Wipes and masks are overwhelming our storm drains. Won't somebody think of the fatbergs and whitefish? source: apnews.com \| share:	9
		Laura Ingraham is a tear gas truther source: salon.com \| share:	94

Wed June 03, 2020
		Robert E. Leeaving source: apnews.com \| share:	151
		Remember Dr. Fauci and the pandemic? Well he says the US should have 100 million doses of vaccine by the end of year source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	73

Mon June 01, 2020
		He was an HoF head coach at Auburn and two-time All-American as a two-way starter at UGA. RIP Pat Dye source: msn.com \| share:	5
		Dragon astronauts speak from the International Space Station. Luckily for everyone involved, "Dracarys" doesn't work in a vacuum source: kiro7.com \| share:	14
		MLB players' new pitch: 114-game season, no more pay cuts source: apnews.com \| share:	27

Sun May 31, 2020
		Microsoft replacing MSN journalists with artificiaI intelligence. Evil robot commence source: gizmodo.com \| share:	38

Sat May 30, 2020
		Protests, curfews and now the National Guard. This is Saturday night's civil unrest thread source: cnbc.com \| share:	2939
		Now that the country is literally burning, Nero II demands to be brought his fiddle source: apnews.com \| share:	124

Fri May 29, 2020
		U.S. Department of Education rules that transgender girls' participation in high school sports violates Title IX source: apnews.com \| share:	77
		You may want to sit down for this: A senior Trump administration official misused his office for personal gain source: apnews.com \| share:	22
		In these covid times robo-waiters are coming to the rescue, giving farkers everywhere that food/geek tab mash-up they long for source: techxplore.com \| share:	5
		Flashback, October 25, 2019: Joe Biden - "The US is not ready for a pandemic." Donald Trump - "NEW iPHONE BAD" source: theweek.com \| share:	31

Wed May 27, 2020
		NASA Chief says he's 'all in' for Tom Cruise to film on the Space Station. Together, they will defeat Xenu, and eventually send every single Scientologist into outer space source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	22
		Two horses from the barn of two-time Triple Crown-winning trainer have tested positive for a banned substance. But is it really running dirty if you're in Arkansas? source: apnews.com \| share:	8

Tue May 26, 2020
		Afghan government to set 900 prisoners free, although some critics suggest it's probably just some kind of doorbuster scam to get people into their store source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	4

Mon May 25, 2020
		NASA goes back to the future, possible recognizing that we're in a timeline with Biff Tannen as president source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	22
		You'll never guess where the growing tide among Democrats against Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar for the VP slot is coming from source: politico.com \| share:	192
		Ok folks now that Trump says corona is over lets roll back the Mueller clock source: military.com \| share:	78

Sun May 24, 2020
		Most Americans will express their common sense source: vox.com \| share:	296

Fri May 22, 2020
		"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about. Why, right now they're pooping on our lettuce" source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	29

Thu May 21, 2020
		Saints being tempted? source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	7
		Mexico City's mayor says it will begin reopening on June 1, refuses to confirm whether a taco is a sandwich source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	26
		AstraZeneca lands elusive Coronavirus vaccine deal and will profit handsomely source: thehill.com \| share:	22
		That Michigan dam had repeated safety violations before breaking. Yoopsy-daisy source: apnews.com \| share:	42

Wed May 20, 2020
		New Mexico county commissioner and "Cowboys for Trump" leader says "The only good Democrat is a dead Democrat," followed by, "Oh wait, people recorded me saying that? Well, what I meant was something completely different, honest and for sure" source: apnews.com \| share:	139
		VW pulls ad after it's called racist, although others might see a video where a white woman puts a black man into her petit colon as something else source: bbc.com \| share:	75
		Trump allies recruit doctors to prescribe rapid reopening: Dr. Giggles, Dead Ringers, Reanimator, Dolittle, Doctor Death, and The Boys from Brazil source: apnews.com \| share:	68

Tue May 19, 2020
		Salvage firm can recover Titanic telegraph machine stop strong salvage to follow stop source: mynews13.com \| share:	36
		This story is Peak Missouri :"4 white Missouri cops sued for alleged brutality on 68-year-old black woman and son in a Sam's Club." The woman and her son were arrested for stealing a TV the store employees TOLD the cops was paid for source: apnews.com \| share:	207

Mon May 18, 2020
		COVID-19... Murder Hornets... What's next? Killer geraniums? source: mlive.com \| share:	15
		Never letting a perfectly good crisis go to waste, many state and local governments are now using the pandemic as an excuse to shield public records source: apnews.com \| share:	6

Sun May 17, 2020
		Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges...oh wait, it's New Jersey? I guess you do need badges. Never mind source: foxnews.com \| share:	29
		Hashtagged source: bbc.com \| share:	66
		Pompeo feels the short-fingered shove on his back and lands under a very bloody bus source: cnbc.com \| share:	57

Fri May 15, 2020
		Hungary's Victor Orban promises to give up emergency powers 'soon,' while holding not one but four fingers to the corner of his mouth source: mynews13.com \| share:	15

Thu May 14, 2020
		That woman from Michigan wishes for protesting covidiots to act responsibility. Yeah good luck with that source: thehill.com \| share:	42
		In which Newt Gingrich attempts to take the moral high ground and invoke integrity source: newsweek.com \| share:	42

Wed May 13, 2020
		Declassified UK court documents reveal incarceration of Irish nationalist Gerry Adams was unlawful. Subsequent escape convictions and 18 month prison sentence quashed on appeal source: nbcnews.com \| share:	39
		"Trump's re-election strategy isn't based on reality. How could it be?" source: nytimes.com \| share:	45
		There's a difference between knowing American law doesn't apply to rich people, and watching one openly announce his plan to break the law, taunt the cops to come get him, and get away with it anyway source: arstechnica.com \| share:	23
		Odd that, Manafort is home and gets to serve the rest of his seven-year sentence there due to Coronavirus concerns, but Cohen's release was mysteriously blocked earlier this month source: politico.com \| share:	31
		The EU has unveiled its plan to save summer vacations, with or without Griswolds, moose, or mice source: yahoo.com \| share:	2

Tue May 12, 2020
		"I got 350 N95s, 200 isolation gowns, 6 respirators, and 5 cases of surgical gloves. Whadillya gimme?" source: apnews.com \| share:	10
		Another horse has died at race track. Scientists have determined that the cause of the recent rash of horse racing deaths to horses is a hitch in their git-along, not to get too sciency source: usatoday.com \| share:	10

Mon May 11, 2020
		Indiana's Attorney General not actually an attorney for the next 30 days which seems be the very definition of a "slap on the wrist" given that the Bar found "clear and convincing evidence that he committed the criminal act of battery" on four women source: thehill.com \| share:	29
		Entomologist unimpressed by murder hornet scare: "What about mosquitoes?" source: cbsnews.com \| share:	65
		Danish priest who proclaimed that there is no God now very, very lonely source: apnews.com \| share:	14

Sun May 10, 2020
		Good news: Trump's 100,000 ventilators are coming in only a week behind schedule. Better news: We don't need them source: apnews.com \| share:	87

Sat May 09, 2020
		The 5Gidiot movement is spreading on the winds of social media despite having no grounds in science or common sense source: iflscience.com \| share:	61
		Old & stale: dozens of Wisconsin voters contracted coronavirus after election day. New Hot Zone-ness: dozens of Wisconsin protesters contracted coronavirus after attending reopening protest source: channel3000.com \| share:	103
		Old & stale: dozens of Wisconsin voters contracted coronavirus after election day. New Hot Zone-ness: dozens of Wisconsin protesters contracted coronavirus after attending reopening protest source: channel3000.com \| share:	103
		Plastered in Plaistow, hammered in the Hamptons, exiting Exeter. Anyway you slice it, when the trooper pulls you over and approaches your car, that doesn't mean they want to race you source: wcax.com \| share:	31

Fri May 08, 2020
		Light is the best disinfectant against the perpetual lying by the White House. Emails show they lied about everything to do with that buried CDC guidance report source: apnews.com \| share:	88
		NASCAR decides that when it returns, what we all want is more LEFT source: espn.com \| share:	10
		19 years ago, the death of 3,000 Americans on one day was reason enough to dramatically change government and our lives. Now the government refuses to change lives and works to normalize the death of 3,000 Americans every day. Sorry, there's no joke source: nymag.com \| share:	206
		Tara Reade's lawyer is a Trump cultist source: apnews.com \| share:	356
		If you plagiarize Masterclass and Tony Robins and try to invade Venezuela a farker will find your plagiarism and laugh at you source: apnews.com \| share:	58

Thu May 07, 2020
		"I guess I won't do this again." As last words go, that's not bad. Tag for the deceased source: msn.com \| share:	89
		When everyone's been layed off, the rate of layoffs will be zero source: marketwatch.com \| share:	18
		Moscow residents to begin wearing masks and gloves next week, which is the earliest the KGB can have every comrade's photo and fingerprints uploaded source: apnews.com \| share:	7
		The White House just killed the CDC's unreleased playbook on safely reopening the US because, you know, facts. "Agency scientists were told the guidance 'would never see the light of day.'" source: apnews.com \| share:	170
		Brett Favre says, listen, I didn't know I got this million dollars for no reason. The problem is, I just have too much money. I found a half a mil in my sofa cushions just last week source: nypost.com \| share:	22

Wed May 06, 2020
		China wants its space station complete by 2022. This schedule assumes the West has enough technology developed worth stealing source: phys.org \| share:	5
		"Bing was on the verge of making very significant findings" on COVID-19. Sweet. Wait, back up. Did you say "was?" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	109
		If you bought tickets to a soon-to-be canceled NFL game from StubHub, you might be in trouble source: 9news.com \| share:	6
		If you liked stupid Watergate, you're going to love stupid Bay of Pigs source: nymag.com \| share:	173

Tue May 05, 2020
		Notorious RBG back in hospital with infection source: npr.org \| share:	281
		Seeing how popular LeBron's "The Decision" was with fans, NFL to release 2020 schedule on Thursday night in three-hour telecast source: usatoday.com \| share:	18

Mon May 04, 2020
		FDA rethinks 'meh, just let people make things up' regulatory stance source: mynews13.com \| share:	41
		What it might be like in America's public spaces once they re-open. Article leaves out the part where some idiot in a red hat runs up and coughs on you to stick it to Bill Gates source: apnews.com \| share:	75
		Not News: senior citizen asks questions about hotel reservations website; NEWSFLASH: Justice Thomas, during teleconferenced oral arguments source: foxnews.com \| share:	28
		Donald Trump likes to claim that he shares the same "genius genes" with his Uncle, John G. Trump, who was a professor of physics at MIT. Friends of John G. Trump: Oh wait. You're serious. Let us laugh harder source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	64
		Sixty years ago a police officer pulled over Martin Luther King for driving with a white woman. The officer won the battle but King won the war source: apnews.com \| share:	29
		It's almost as if there were a reason that Pestilence and Famine were depicted as riding buddies in nearly all classical mythology and iconography source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	55

Sat May 02, 2020
		"There is absolutely no way on Earth, on this planet or any other planet, that we can do 20 million tests a day" source: apnews.com \| share:	115
		Tara: Biden sexually assaulted me and I filed a report. Biden: Senate, find the report and release it. Tara: I didn't file the sexually assaulted part source: apnews.com \| share:	492

Fri May 01, 2020
		Texas is forcing everyone back to work today, so let's check yesterday's COVID statistics and see how safe we ar--- oh dear source: thehill.com \| share:	126
		No joy in Mudville as the Little League World Series has been struck out source: espn.com \| share:	9
		We're Number 1. We're Number 1 source: cnbc.com \| share:	34

Thu April 30, 2020
		Hall of Famer Andre Dawson has dealt with the coronavirus pandemic from a different perspective -- as a mortician source: 670thescore.radio.com \| share:	7
		Mother to the rescue source: foxnews.com \| share:	92
		Well, I guess it's one way to reduce the prison population source: sfgate.com \| share:	35

Wed April 29, 2020
		Brazilians are going to die and their leader just doesn't care source: msn.com \| share:	52
		After furloughing 95% of their workforce, SeaWorld is trying to get a federal loan meant to help retain workers, either in bid to keep that last 5% or just to try to get a different flavor of outrage going after Blackfish source: mynews13.com \| share:	38
		Collusion source: apnews.com \| share:	53
		Seventy men just gave their lives for their nation. Will the commander in chief mention this? source: wcax.com \| share:	52
		Stone warrants released by DOJ source: theglobeandmail.com \| share:	44

Tue April 28, 2020
		Kim Jong Un might be spending time dead to avoid coronavirus source: usatoday.com \| share:	43
		Kansas City Chiefs punter is just Dustin the wind source: ksnt.com \| share:	28
		Restaurants in Georgia were allowed to re-open their doors for dine-in service yesterday, so how did that go? Honestly? It mostly didn't; as it turns out, contrary to the governor's expectations, most restaurant owners AREN'T suicidal or homicidal source: forbes.com \| share:	110

Mon April 27, 2020
		Nancy Pelosi endorses Joe Biden for President, dashing Subby's hopes that Vermin Supreme would get a much-needed boost in prestige source: mynews13.com \| share:	79
		Matt Kenseth gets another shot at wrecking Joey Logano source: nascar.com \| share:	11
		The good news here is that the US is now fully prepared for the coming malaria epidemic source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	19
		Welcome mat: "Come back with a warrant." Florida deputies: "Okay" source: mynews13.com \| share:	27

Sun April 26, 2020
		Toronto Canada is getting a professional Ice Hockey team. Woohooo source: sportsnet.ca \| share:	24
		No take-backs source: thehill.com \| share:	12

Thu April 23, 2020
		Yinz gotta color chart. Learn it. Don't be a jagg off source: wtae.com \| share:	32
		Bankers tells the Associated Press to wake the f*ck up, asks them to guess how long the new PPP replenishment tranche will last? Lights up cigars in back room laughing source: apnews.com \| share:	3
		This public company applied for 48 small business loans - one for each of its hotels source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	15

Wed April 22, 2020
		Two New York house cats test positive for COVID-19, the first in the US, signaling what could be the end of Caturday as we know it source: the-sun.com \| share:	81
		Doctors say that execution drugs could help COVID-19 patients...because when you're dead you don't have the virus anymore? source: apnews.com \| share:	30
		"On second thought, maybe that small business money really should go to big business". 5-letter word ending in "I T C H" source: nypost.com \| share:	31
		While nobody was looking, Iran's Revolutionary Guard photoshopped a military satellite into orbit source: apnews.com \| share:	54
		F1 is willing to renegotiate fees to have televised races without fans; stays firm on no passing source: apnews.com \| share:	10
		Coronavirus is doing more for Earth Day in cleaning the planet than we have ever done source: apnews.com \| share:	33

Tue April 21, 2020
		Italy marks first day of decreasing active COVID-19 cases, smallest number of new infections in two months source: npr.org \| share:	17
		Here's the list of publicly traded companies that leeched millions out of the paycheck protection fund, stiffing actual small businesses. Feel free to research them and boycott their subsidiaries source: cnbc.com \| share:	72
		Canceled. C-a-n-c-e-l-e-d source: thehill.com \| share:	53
		In case you were wondering why Trump hasn't been pimping hydroxychloroquine as hard lately source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	69
		Of the $349 billion in emergency loans to help small businesses during the pandemic. $300 million went to 75 publicly traded companies, some with a net worth of over $100 million, 25% of whom told investors they were going under BEFORE the crisis source: apnews.com \| share:	124
		Security analyst does a deep dive into who's actually registering all of those "open[yourcityname].com" sites. Is it some grifter on the geek tab or some hostile foreign power on the Politics tab? Why not both? source: krebsonsecurity.com \| share:	59

Mon April 20, 2020
		Demonstrators in Russia are protesting lockdowns. No word as yet if they were infected by US trollbot farms source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	22
		Sorry China, Germany and France aren't buying what you're trying to sell source: nypost.com \| share:	84
		Georgia brewery has created a new ale honoring Dr. Anthony Fauci, so we can all drink to his health source: news4jax.com \| share:	8
		Hey, where is everybody else? source: wcvb.com \| share:	20

Sun April 19, 2020
		Customs and Border Protection chief actually believes Trump's non-existent wall helped curtail the coronavirus pandemic. Only the best, people, only the best source: foxnews.com \| share:	72
		Seeing as the Olympics won't be needing it this year, Tokyo's homeless ask to use Athletes Village complex to ride out COVID-19 source: apnews.com \| share:	22

Sat April 18, 2020
		Okay Susan, NOW you should be concerned, challengers shouldn't be able to out-raise an incumbent, by 300% source: salon.com \| share:	78

Fri April 17, 2020
		NASCAR's token African American would like everybody to give NASCAR's casual racist another chance source: espn.com \| share:	26
		Trump seen nodding approvingly source: thehill.com \| share:	18
		Still-open publicly traded business with $400+ mil in revenue and $47 mil in profit sucks up $20 million in forgivable "small business" COVID-19 funds that small businesses don't get source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	27
		Wisconsin Governor Evers proves he has a brain and the balls to stand up to tRump. Safer At Home order extended until May 26 source: tmj4.com \| share:	41

Thu April 16, 2020
		Xi and Trump would appear to have been using the same COVID-19 playbook, and we're all going to pay the price source: ktla.com \| share:	27
		That's great it starts with an outbreak, bats on plates and aeroplanes, economists are all afraid... It's the end of the world economy as we know it source: msn.com \| share:	9
		Bald eagles and eaglets found nesting in arms of an Arizona cactus, gingerly source: phys.org \| share:	12

Wed April 15, 2020
		'American Tacos' probes the dish's evolution across borders. "No one owns the taco" source: apnews.com \| share:	15
		The FDA coughs up an approval for the first COVID saliva test source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	8

Tue April 14, 2020
		Fauci very grouchy over Trump pressers. Finds them "really draining". Join the club source: apnews.com \| share:	45

Mon April 13, 2020
		GOP 0 Women 5 source: cbsnews.com \| share:	31
		Donald Trump has now lost someone we know he knows to Covid19 - will it change his response? source: thehill.com \| share:	123

Sun April 12, 2020
		FDA's lax oversight of COVID-19 antibody testing has created a "Wild West" environment where scammers are grabbing a fistful of dollars, and legitimate labs are warning we don't know if the validity is good, bad, or ugly source: apnews.com \| share:	66

Sat April 11, 2020
		Have you wondered why these wannabe Nazis all act like a bunch of 13-year-olds? There's a reason for that source: apnews.com \| share:	92
		First results in on Gilead coronavirus drug. Magic 8 Ball says: "future uncertain, check back later" source: apnews.com \| share:	17

Fri April 10, 2020
		COVID-19 causes Florida's vegetables to perish unpicked on the fields while human vegetables perish at their ventilators in the hospitals source: abc12.com \| share:	13
		Just as in every horror story, during this pandemic, people of color are the redshirts source: rollingstone.com \| share:	29
		China's wet markets can include unusual items such as giant salamanders, baby crocodiles, raccoon dogs, and PewDiePie fan shirts source: foxnews.com \| share:	56
		Hey, You know we haven't heard much from AG Barr lately I wonder what...Nope, still an irredeemable shiatstain and and active danger to the foundations of our democracy source: foxnews.com \| share:	32

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