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Thu March 30, 2023
(Some Guy)		Man with sketchy past and questionable assets buys building in NYC but refuses to pay for it. Says he's too busy working on peace in the Middle East source: hellgatenyc.com \| share:	5
		Parents rally against 5G tower at school. Next on agenda: Those newfangled video games, heavy metal cassettes, and that satanic dungeons and dragons book source: thenewsherald.com \| share:	103

Tue March 28, 2023
		SVB depositors were on track to withdraw $175 billion (nearly 81% of deposits) within 48 hours thanks to instant banking apps. That means any bank of any size could collapse in the same amount of time in a similar situation. Sleep tight source: cnbc.com \| share:	74
		Virgin Orbit shuts down again after a deal with a billionaire to bail them out collapses source: cnbc.com \| share:	10

Mon March 27, 2023
		The next likely economic domino to tumble is commercial real estate but it's only a $20 trillion industry, so I'm sure things will be fine source: cnn.com \| share:	31
		Day 397 of WW3. "Even though the new attacks likely failed to damage any military assets, the USV threat likely continues to constrain operations of Russia's Black Sea Fleet." Welcome to your Monday Russo-Ukraine War thread source: kyivpost.com \| share:	654

Sun March 26, 2023
		Legal challenge to Washington state's capital gains tax just lost bigly source: king5.com \| share:	32
		The best investment strategy for 2023 so far boils down to "start liking what I don't like" source: marketwatch.com \| share:	6

Fri March 24, 2023
		Chad, in a total alpha dudebro move, nationalizes all ExxonMobil assets source: reuters.com \| share:	20
		Old and busted: Do Kwon, whose crypto investors lost $40 billion, "not running from legal consequences". New hotness: caught in Montenegro with various forged passports source: japantoday.com \| share:	21
		Perhaps that bank is too big to fail now source: cnn.com \| share:	9

Thu March 23, 2023
		Gene Masseth was too busy to respond, so he sent a couple friends to express their opinions source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	69

Wed March 22, 2023
		SEC is coming for Coinbase source: cnbc.com \| share:	21
		Private equity and speculation have made meeting basic medical care, food, and housing basic needs so much more affordable for Americans. Next up: water in the West source: cnn.com \| share:	18

Mon March 20, 2023
		You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out Virgin Orbit is declaring bankruptcy this week source: cnbc.com \| share:	14
		In a win for commuters with gas cars everywhere: Saudi Arabia and Qatar see their investment in Credit Suisse completely wiped out. Stay tuned for the special $1/barrel tax on oil to recoup their investments. DOH source: cnbc.com \| share:	9
		On the other hand, is "we bought every branch of a bank that had to be shut down for insolvency" really something that customers are going to hear about and say, "Oh, yeah, let me give you all my money for safe-keeping?" source: npr.org \| share:	9
		You may want to sit down for this, but an investigation has revealed that Alex Jones' claims of financial hardship are a hoax. No word on whether his friends and family are crisis actors source: theguardian.com \| share:	67
		Kazakhstan Seized Roscosmos Assets. Very Nice source: youtube.com \| share:	46

Thu March 16, 2023
		Come on, say the word, "experts"... Regulation: reg·u·la·tion 1) the act of regulating or the state of being regulated. 2) an authoritative rule or order issued by an executive authority or regulatory agency of a government, having the force of law source: apnews.com \| share:	44
		Bankman-Fried transferred $2.2 billion from Alameda Research to his personal accounts. His inner circle of five henchmen tranferred $1 billion more to their own. Nobody knows how former FTX clients will get any of it back source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	53
		Virgin Orbit fails to climax source: cnbc.com \| share:	10

Tue March 14, 2023
		Credit Suisse: "Yeah, we kind of lied on our earnings statements in 2021 and 2022. Give us a minute while we break out the revision crayon" source: cnbc.com \| share:	6
		Indiana and Kansas Republicans find out their anti-ESG investing laws will cost their states billions, and will piss off the business community source: apnews.com \| share:	62
		Crypto bros sure have some nerve acting smug about a couple banks collapsing when they were the ones that put the bullets in their heads. Smoking gun: Silvergate and Signature were the two biggest crypto-friendly banks, SVB wasn't far behind source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	33

Mon March 13, 2023
		To the left Elizabeth Warren, who blames Trump for failure of Signature Bank vs. Barney Frank who blames Crypto. To the right, Farkers who hate Trump & Crypto vs. Farkers who love Trump & Crypto. Orville Redenbacher futures skyrocket source: politico.com \| share:	173
		In these scary times of economic uncertainty, investors rush to the relative safety of... Cryptocurrency? source: cnbc.com \| share:	33
		Charles Schwab, America's 8th largest bank with $7.05 trillion: "Why are you guys looking at us funny? Our financial performance continues to be strong" source: cnbc.com \| share:	9
		"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed* -- for lack of a better word -- is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit." (*Only if heavily regulated.) source: cnbc.com \| share:	21

Sat March 11, 2023
		Two of the largest 'stablecoins' aren't source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	27

Fri March 10, 2023
		Silicon Valley Bank, COME ON DOWN... You're the first bank to implode in spectacular fashion for 2023 source: cnbc.com \| share:	164
		Vinyl record sales have surpassed CDs for the first time in 35 years. Cassette tapes soon expect it will be their time to shine source: businessinsider.com \| share:	208

Thu March 09, 2023
		Bank based on real money says liquidity issues are fake, also bites real dust source: techcrunch.com \| share:	21
		Oil prices rise on news that the Fed may become even more aggessive in its fight to tame inflation source: marketwatch.com \| share:	10
		Silvergate to shut down. Claims depositors will get back their soon to be worthless cryptocurrency deposits source: cnn.com \| share:	6

Wed March 08, 2023
		Having a woman on top puts you in a position to beat the S&P, among other things source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	14

Tue March 07, 2023
		Sacramento dildo saleswoman Dallas Erin Humber unmasked as "Narrator" propagandist behind Neo-Nazi network source: crooksandliars.com \| share:	87
		We thoroughly vetted the applicant, except for the part where he's under investigation. Should we not have hired him? You mean that's not good to do? source: midhudsonnews.com \| share:	38

Sun March 05, 2023
(Some Guy)		FTX's $2.2 billion assets is more like $600 million in real money source: coindesk.com \| share:	23
		Fresno bank eschews locks, uses honor system to guard assets during off hours source: kmph.com \| share:	10

Thu March 02, 2023
		Iowa spends $6B a year on Medicaid and claws back $30M per year by repossessing the deceased's homes. "People should not be able to shelter their wealth to qualify, they should be encouraged to save for the possibility they'll need long-term care" source: npr.org \| share:	94

Tue February 28, 2023
		The Pentagon lost track of $220B in military hardware it gave out to military contractors. The money probably could have gone to a better use, but oh well, anyway source: news-journal.com \| share:	78

Mon February 27, 2023
		You'd probably be very happy to make $1 million/yr. If you made $100 million in a career you'd probably think yourself incredibly rich. What would you think if you made a THOUSAND million dollars per YEAR? I should really buy guillotine insurance? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	28

Sat February 25, 2023
		Heineken faces boycott after failing to pull out of Russian market, stop spilling on the servers source: thedrinksbusiness.com \| share:	25

Fri February 24, 2023
		Warner Bros/Discovery lost $2.1 billion dollars in the last quarter of 2022. FARK: That was an improvement over the previous two quarters source: avclub.com \| share:	45
		TikTok employee goes viral after stealing company assets on day after being laid off. "Videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had" source: nypost.com \| share:	27

Wed February 22, 2023
		Titanic NFT's, Whoever came up with this should be given a block(of concrete) on a chain(of steel) and drop them over the side source: theregister.com \| share:	15

Tue February 21, 2023
		Suburban NYC office commuters no longer worried about Covid or subway crime, just don't want to waste over two hours a day commuting source: nypost.com \| share:	22
		His followers say he's not a Russian asset, but Donald Trump's own words contradict them source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	39
		Russian economy pushed out of a window, in a freefall, and China waiting on the ground with a mop and bucket to clean up the mess source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	5

Mon February 20, 2023
(KOZE.com)		PRO TIP: If you're going to steal money, best not do it at the store you're employed at...isn't that right, Ms. Asset Protections Specialist? source: koze.com \| share:	19

Thu February 16, 2023
		Meet the Stanford scholars who co-signed Samuel Bankman-Fried's $250 million bail deal. Stanford: We only educate the most refined criminals source: cnn.com \| share:	18

Wed February 15, 2023
		Mexican mafia expanding into liquid assets source: courthousenews.com \| share:	35

Tue February 14, 2023
		Liz Warren, the inventors of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, is now coming for crypto, and she's got some surprising allies on her side this time, including conservative Republican senators and most of the banking industry source: politico.com \| share:	175

Sun February 12, 2023
		There's a reason small southern/Texas towns have a reputation for corruption and police authoritarianism source: yahoo.com \| share:	105

Thu February 09, 2023
		Adam Neumann says that renters at Flow properties will gain a sense of ownership by plunging their toilets source: businessinsider.com \| share:	27

Fri February 03, 2023
		Japan's pension fund is doing so well that none of the workers covered under it will be able to retire. Mission Accomplished source: cnbc.com \| share:	19

Thu February 02, 2023
		George Santos explains the mysterious but totally legit source of his campaign cash: he got it from Crypto-bros source: msn.com \| share:	58

Wed February 01, 2023
		Social media misogynist who bragged about taking advantage of lax Romanian laws gets to enjoy 30 more days of lax Romanian hospitality source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	115
		Central Banks around the world are buying up every scrap of gold they can get their hands on. That's generally not seen as a very good sign. Plan accordingly source: cnbc.com \| share:	19

Tue January 31, 2023
		How the pandemic changed the rules of personal finance. Like, for example, you personally have no finances. That's an important rule to remember source: npr.org \| share:	9

Mon January 30, 2023
		JWST isn't hunting for the most distant galaxies on its own. Gravitational lensing and ALMA are both here to help source: bigthink.com \| share:	2

Fri January 27, 2023
		You know it's been a tough year when Goldman Sachs CEO gets a 29 percent pay cut. He'll have to squeak by on only $25 million source: cnbc.com \| share:	30

Mon January 23, 2023
(Some Guy)		The Federal Home Loan Banks system loaned billions to shore up flailing crypto banks. What could go wrong? source: cointelegraph.com \| share:	24
		Citadel is now the most successful hedge fund in history after earning $16 billion last year. But don't you dare suggest the rich should be paying more taxes source: cnn.com \| share:	20

Wed January 18, 2023
		FTX says half a billion dollars was hacked, as opposed to being embezzled or lost by other malfeasance. Alrighty then source: nbcnews.com \| share:	9
		Goldman Sachs' latest earnings announcement was so bad that George Santos now no longer lies about working there source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	4

Sat January 14, 2023
		Anytime you want to test that theory, I volunteer to hold the money for you source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	10

Fri January 13, 2023
		Goldman's platform solutions business unit (their consumer and fintech arms) lost $1.2BIL in the first 9 months of '22, $1.05bil in 2021 and $783mil in 2020. All hail their corporate overlords source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	8

Thu January 12, 2023
(Some Guy)		At this point, this guy's own lawyer is probably insisting his client be jailed just to stop him from talking source: sambf.substack.com \| share:	8

Tue January 10, 2023
		Hacksaw and blood found during search of dumpster from missing Cohasset woman's husband's mom's apartment complex source: boston25news.com \| share:	54
		Your dog wants steak, but your IT team needs an agentless application dependency mapping tool. At the left, map your entire hybrid IT infrastructure in one hour - free trial, no credit card needed. At the right, IT snark (Farker-sponsored link) source: faddom.com \| share:	86
		If you have any assets with Binance, A) Why would you do that? and B) GTFO ASAP OMGWTFBBQ source: forbes.com \| share:	27
		Virgin's assets go limp after failure to score source: cnbc.com \| share:	1

Fri January 06, 2023
		"The only thing I'm guilty of is loving you soooooo much", Says woman who repeatedly poisoned her husband in an attempt to get her hands on his 70 y/o assets source: apnews.com \| share:	32

Thu January 05, 2023
		FTX leads Silvergate down the inevitable crypto path source: cnbc.com \| share:	4
		Chinese tax havens have obscured $1.4tril in investments in Chinese companies which is checks notes almost 300% of the 'official' tally. thisisfine.jpg source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	2

Fri December 30, 2022
		Turns out Bahamian Regulators seized $3.5 billion in FTX assets for 'safekeeping' You can be assured every last penny of that will be siphoned off in lawyer's fees over the next 10 years source: cnbc.com \| share:	21

Wed December 28, 2022
		Angola court orders dos Santos's assets seized. Uno and Tres Santos on standby source: aljazeera.com \| share:	19

Mon December 26, 2022
		We're totally an $80m asset management company, we just present as a gynecologist's office in a Florida business park source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	40

Fri December 23, 2022
		Let's all point and laugh at all the "experts" who predicted bitcoin would hit six figures in 2022 source: cnbc.com \| share:	55

Thu December 22, 2022
		A group of eight House Reps voted against seizing Russian assets to pay for Ukrainian reconstruction. Looks at list Wait...really? The extreme right and left? source: twitter.com \| share:	145

Wed December 21, 2022
		Rummaging through the couch cushions, checking the coffee fund can, checking the executive sock drawer, etc, FTX's ex management has found about $1 billion in assets. So just $15 billion more to go source: msn.com \| share:	2

Tue December 20, 2022
		It was like this when I got here source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	28

Mon December 19, 2022
		Not to alarm anyone, but rich people are absolutely terrified they might have to have their servants start shopping at COSTCO soon source: cnbc.com \| share:	35

Fri December 16, 2022
		Muskrat seeks to offload Twitter stake at $54.20 a share source: semafor.com \| share:	75
		Offshore auditor of Binance and Crypto.com suspends all work in crypto related industries for undisclosed reasons. This is fine source: cnbc.com \| share:	23

Wed December 14, 2022
		Binance CEO says deposits are 'coming back in' as he adds the $35 his mom forwarded him on his allowance source: msn.com \| share:	36

Fri December 09, 2022
		Brexit benefits aren't just limited to blue passports and happy British fish; banks are now free to crash the economy again source: bbc.com \| share:	53

Thu December 08, 2022
		I'm surprised it's even that high source: cnbc.com \| share:	28
		First order of business for the GOP-controlled House: Investigate AOC for...something source: usatoday.com \| share:	223
		GameStonk gonna stonk source: cnbc.com \| share:	6

Tue December 06, 2022
		I'm sorry TSA, I forgot the gun was in my fanny pack, I was too busy packing my leg warmers, Walkman, cassette tapes, Cabbage Patch doll and Aquanet to notice source: masslive.com \| share:	70

Fri December 02, 2022
		The crypto beatings will continue until morale improves source: cnn.com \| share:	37

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