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headlines found matching 'Assault'
Mon September 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Well, at least she lives up to her street name
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Well, at least she lives up to her street name
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Sun September 25, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It took 3 years and an amended autopsy report, but surprisingly enough, being assaulted by police and forcibly injected with Ketamine caused Elijah McClain's death
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Thu September 22, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Insane man should be deemed competent to stand trial because he had jars of pee fermenting in his jail cell
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
SIM swappers switch to ransomware
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Wed September 21, 2022
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Football game breaks out at a brawl
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Sun September 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It started with an assault at Waffle House.... (This is not your Fark writers thread)
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Didn't read LOL
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Fri September 16, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Deputies from District 2 were able to take Billy into custody, at which point he assaulted one of our deputies by urinating on them"
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
And the third allegation, et la troisième allégation...sexual assault, agression sexuelle
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Army leadership: mandatory training on sexual assault? Boring, not doing it, let's get back to shooting shiat
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(North Penn Now)
 
 
 
The complaint states the clerk was able to positively identify the suspect as McFarland due to McFarland recently applying for a position at the store
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Thu September 15, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Michael Pitt from Boardwalk Empire strapped to a gurney and gone in a Flash
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Wed September 14, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Russian PR says they repelled an amphibious assault by showing footage of their helicopters attacking what they claim is a barge but is actually what's left of an 80 year old concrete bridge support
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(Huffington Post)
 
Hero
 
Trump call interrupted by protestor in a chicken costume holding a sign that says "fart noises"
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(Forbes)
 
Hero
 
My God, 100 tanks. Hey, Putin, try not to lose any tanks on your way through the parking lot
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Tue September 13, 2022
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Pennsyltucky man brings cinder block to food fight
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Pennsyltucky man brings cinder block to food fight
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(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Flesch and Pfister back in custody after authorities successfully probe every crevice of inmates' escape route
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(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Flesch and Pfister back in custody after authorities successfully probe every crevice of inmates' escape route
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Mon September 12, 2022
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Authorities seek help locating two escapees from county jail, but if their mugshots are any indication these master criminals will blend seamlessly into society
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Authorities seek help locating two escapees from county jail, but if their mugshots are any indication these master criminals will blend seamlessly into society
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Sun September 11, 2022
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
"I had my phone by my hip and he reached over, hung up my call and said, 'I'm trying to talk to you.'"
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
"I had my phone by my hip and he reached over, hung up my call and said, 'I'm trying to talk to you.'"
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(YouTube)
 
Hero
 
Al Franken just destroyed CNN political commentator's asininity. I'm sure tomorrow's op-ed from them will be how he assaulted that woman
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Thu September 08, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Dunkin' gets a chokin'
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Sat September 03, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Rust never sleeps
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Thu September 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former New York Police Department officer Thomas Webster who was found guilty of all six charges against him for his actions on Jan. 6, has been sentenced to ten years in prison. "It is not until you arrived, Mr. Webster, that all hell broke loose"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lyft facing 17 new lawsuits alleging that it didn't do enough to ensure that "don't rape your passenger" and "don't rape your driver" were being enforced rules rather than as general suggestions
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lyft facing 17 new lawsuits alleging that it didn't do enough to ensure that "don't rape your passenger" and "don't rape your driver" were being enforced rules rather than as general suggestions
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Fri August 26, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Spraying people with gasoline and looking for a lighter is no way to treat someone for speaking Spanish
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Well, Lou, the video went viral. I guess we are going to have to arrest that woman from last night after all"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Well, Lou, the video went viral. I guess we are going to have to arrest that woman from last night after all"
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Thu August 25, 2022
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Orange-haired creep settles two sexual assault cases for undisclosed terms. No, not that creep. Another creep
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Audacy)
 
Video
 
12-year-old New Orleans girl gets in fight/bullied on bus, gets off bus & returns with firearm & begins beating on door, whole thing captured on video, mother posts online rant supporting daughter's right to pull firearm on bullies, The Aristocrats
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Mon August 22, 2022
(WTOP)
 
 
 
14 snickerdoodle cookies gave their lives for this story
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Sun August 21, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Some people think "Live Free or Die" includes crossing the street to get to a restaurant; other people think it includes bear-spraying the first group of people
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Fri August 19, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just when you think GOP discrimination can't get worse, Marjorie Greene steps up to the plate
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Creepy CEO accused of sexual assault had hired creepy journalist to ghostwrite his tweets
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Thu August 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 176 of WW3: UKR says 7 people killed, 20 wounded in Orc rocket attack on Kharkiv. UKR repels Orc assaults across front in eastern Donetsk area. Zelesnky demands Orcs withdraw from Zaporizhzhia NPP. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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Tue August 16, 2022
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Sir, this is Wendy's - *POW*
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
HOA President achieves the next level
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
HOA President achieves the next level
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
There can be only son
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Sun August 14, 2022
(PA Homepage)
 
 
 
Remember those 10 people that recently died in a fire in PA? Well this story gets worse. Much worse, and we probably aren't done
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Sat August 13, 2022
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
It's Florida Follies time ... kidnap someone; beat him; rob him; and make him dance in a dress while you video the performance
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man arrested for dropping log onto kayakers. Hope he gets a good paddlin'
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Terminator: "I need your clothes, your wallet, and your phone"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Terminator: "I need your clothes, your wallet, and your phone"
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Wed August 10, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for meat beating
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Tue August 09, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In case you haven't heard, meth is legal now. Florida cops apparently haven't heard
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In case you haven't heard, meth is legal now. Florida cops apparently haven't heard
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
"You don't arm yourself over something so trivial"
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
"You don't arm yourself over something so trivial"
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Wed August 03, 2022
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Have you ever fired your AR-15 up in the air at the mall and gone 'ahhh'? Have you ever gone back to the same mall the next day whilst wearing the same clothing and gotten arrested?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Have you ever fired your AR-15 up in the air at the mall and gone 'ahhh'? Have you ever gone back to the same mall the next day whilst wearing the same clothing and gotten arrested?
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Tue August 02, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Newsflash from 1598: Treason Act charges against a man caught at Windsor Castle on Christmas Day with a crossbow, as his trespass is regarded as an assault against Queen Elizabeth. Correction: I'm told we have the year wrong
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Armed store owner almost disarms assault rifle brandishing robber
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Mon August 01, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Deshaun Watson suspended 1 game per every 4 women that have accused him of assault
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Fri July 29, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
House passes assault weapons ban the Senate will shoot down with extreme prejudice
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
If your business has grenades, a cache of weapons, and Nazi memorabilia, perhaps calling the black guy outside the N-word whilst shooting in his general direction is not a good idea
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
And some people say the evil weed has never killed anyone
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Wed July 27, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Revenge Pro-Tip: Make sure you are setting the correct house on fire
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawsuit: Jail guard sold his keys to an inmate for $1,000. Male inmates use the keys to break into the women's section and rape the inmates there for hours while the other guards didn't intervene. Then they punished the women
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Tue July 26, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jan. 6 terrorist sentenced to *more* than the 5 years recommended by the feds
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bannon openly calling for insurrection? I am shocked. SHOCKED Well, not that shocked
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
In a surprise move, Bob from Twin Peaks testifies in his kidnapping and rape trial
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is what you get if nobody uses a gun during a knife fight
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is what you get if nobody uses a gun during a knife fight
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Sun July 24, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Who throws a shoe? Honestly?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man vs. Florida Sheriff. Bonus: Article describes Florida Man as "an oxygen-stealer and a scumbag" who was charged with assault with a deadly weapon for throwing an alligator through a Wendy's drive-thru window
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Fri July 22, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
That guy who put his sister in a coma for two years won't be serving a day in jail
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Anti-police Trumpers harass Fanone after he leaves the J6 hearing
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Anti-police Trumpers harass Fanone after he leaves the J6 hearing
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Wed July 20, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
While Dad is being arrested for brandishing a gun for an incorrect order at McDonald's, his 4-year-old picks up the gun, fires because "he wanted his daddy back." Gold Fringe points: Kid also says that "the police officer cannot open the door"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
While Dad is being arrested for brandishing a gun for an incorrect order at McDonald's, his 4-year-old picks up the gun, fires because "he wanted his daddy back." Gold Fringe points: Kid also says that "the police officer cannot open the door"
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Texas grand jury determines that a man's right to shoot toward where he thinks a fleeing robber went overrides his responsibility to ensure he doesn't murder a little girl in a pickup truck that he mistakes for the robber's
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Tue July 19, 2022
(TSN)
 
 
 
Once again a high profile hockey sexual assault investigation is being largely ignored. And there are tapes this time
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Sun July 17, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese experts reveal their cockroach-killing advice. Most notably, a frontal assault is most effective
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Fri July 15, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
It can be a pain in the ass to have a felon as a fiancé, but not usually this directly
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
It can be a pain in the ass to have a felon as a fiancé, but not usually this directly
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Burmese resistance launches assault on government hill top fortification and find it only guarded by a few dummies
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Thu July 14, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Texas, where assaulting a kid at a little league game gets you banned from baseball but keeps you employed as a police sergeant
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey "strenuously denies" his latest batch of sexual assault allegations. Strenuously deny? Is that how it's done? Objection, your Honor. Overruled. No, no. I STRENUOUSLY deny. Oh, you strenuously deny. Then I'll take some time and reconsider
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former Rep. Katie Hill, who did the right thing and resigned over a sex scandal, is now declaring bankruptcy after losing her lawsuit against Daily Mail
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Mon July 11, 2022
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Study finds neighborhoods with more dogs have less crime, more poop
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
AZ GOP candidate releases ad saying he needs an assault rifle with 30-round capacity in case democrats in the KKK come after him. None of this is an exaggeration of the ad
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Fetterman takes a huge risk and calls for an Assault Weapons Ban. That is leadership. That is taking a risk for the right reason
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Punching Japanese oh yes I'm punching Japanese I really think so
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Punching Japanese oh yes I'm punching Japanese I really think so
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Mon July 04, 2022
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Rainbow Family members already collecting a wide spectrum of law enforcement actions
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Sun July 03, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man: Assault with a deadly wiener
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Sat July 02, 2022
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Roommates argue about eBay sales, one pulls out a sword and the other a gun. There can be only one
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Mom and dad halfway around the world for grad? Co-workers: Challenge accepted
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Thu June 30, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Assault and battery suspect in San Francisco is more literal than most
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 'B' in BNN stands for banned from Twitter
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
White cop who thought the optics of punching his black female Senate rival in the face would be appreciated by all is surprised to find himself charged with assault
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Study on concealed carry finds exactly what the NRA was always afraid they would find
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Police SpottenGotten SpottemGottem
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Police SpottenGotten SpottemGottem
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nullstille klokken
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Assaulted by a 'fully grown adult potato'. Subby couldn't decide between asinine, awkward, dumbass, strange or amusing. Amusing won by a fully grown adult potato
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Wed June 22, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Grubhub order saves hostage
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby guilty of sexual assault. Again
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Eyepatch McCaine is the name of my Camper Van Beethoven cover group
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Hizzoner 0 Louisville Slugger 1
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Haggis arrested. Scrapple looking pretty good right now
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(Times Argus)
 
 
 
You drive too fast in a loud vehicle. They throw a bottle at your head to slow you down. You smash their head into a cement block, and attack troopers with an excavator. It's the Vermont way
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(Times Argus)
 
 
 
You drive too fast in a loud vehicle. They throw a bottle at your head to slow you down. You smash their head into a cement block, and attack troopers with an excavator. It's the Vermont way
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Honolulu's new police chief has a son who wants to keep his department busy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Howard Oral Hughes worked at a McDonalds Restaurant. The operative word is 'Worked'
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
It could be antifa... it could be me. No, it's you
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Thu June 16, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Senior Military official in Canada who retired early and headed to Ukraine may have been less motivated by a sincere desire to help the fight against Russia, and more wanting to get out of town before the sexual assault charges dropped
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New data shows hotbed of hate crimes and racism can be found at the aisle of your local supermarket next to the tomato sauce
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Wed June 15, 2022
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Florida Man admits to intentionally hitting a police car because he "felt like he was already in jail." Well, he does live in Florida
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Florida Man admits to intentionally hitting a police car because he "felt like he was already in jail." Well, he does live in Florida
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Tue June 14, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Six tips to help you overcome your fear of flying, none of which address the very reasonable fear of being assaulted, beaten, or manhandled by United flight attendants
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Former Little Ceasars employee comes in hot & ready
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
If you're wearing an ankle monitor and you murder your drug dealer, police are going to know you were at the scene of the crime
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Toaster Strudel Stabbing is the name of my alt-Polka band
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Toaster Strudel Stabbing is the name of my alt-Polka band
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Cubs first baseman out here throwing 35mph heat against Yankees hitters. Almost kept that one in the park
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Sat June 11, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Senator Marco Rubio, when asked if he's "OK with Proud Boys serving on the Miami-Dade GOP committee," replies "Well, when you ask me about the Communists and Socialists that are part of the local Democratic party"
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Fri June 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Corn passes through intact
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Thu June 09, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Prosecutors want R. Kelly to piss off for 25 years
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Banning assault rifles won't stop anything. Just look at the statistics... Um, no, don't look at the statistics
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Wed June 08, 2022
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Assault trains attack again. Subby lives a mile from here and can confirm drivers regularly go around the gate arms
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since Johnnie Cochran is no long available to deploy his famous "Wookie defense", Bill Cosby's lawyers go with the "Donkey Kong Defense" at this civil sexual assault trial
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Cue "Yakety Sax"
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Mon June 06, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Jacob Hoggarded
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Rep. Steve Scalise wants you to know that having potential mass shooters going around threatening to kill people is totally normal. The real threat is Democrats who want to take their assault rifles away
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Senators are close to a bipartisan deal to address American gun violence. It will not implement an assault weapons ban or comprehensive background checks, but will take the unprecedented step of offering federal thoughts AND prayers
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Homelander addresses his recent assault conviction in a perfectly Homelander way
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The woman put her hand out the car window, displayed her middle finger to the officer and reversed into his vehicle. After escaping, she ran into a store and consumed a travel size bottle of hard liquor. Good times mom, good times
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The USS Kearsarge is an amphibious assault ship that boasts a compliment of 2,400 marines and 26 warplanes. And the US Navy thought that just right now would be a good time to make Stockholm, Sweden a port of call for it
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Sat June 04, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rep. Chris Jacobs (R-NY) who represents Buffalo drops his re-election bid after intense backlash for signaling support for an assault weapons and large-capacity magazine ban
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Thu June 02, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ain't nothing gonna...you know what, something better happen
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Wed June 01, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
How many skateboarding burglars does it take to steal all the copper from the job site? Only one, but it takes twenty trips
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Alabama woman tries to kill boyfriend in most Alabama way ever
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Mon May 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Minnesota Viking Jeff Gladney killed in auto accident in Dallas
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Sun May 29, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
♫♪ Stabbed with a bat and you're to blame, here you go, a flash-bang ♫♪
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
♫♪ Stabbed with a bat and you're to blame, here you go, a flash-bang ♫♪
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris says enough is enough, calls for assault weapons ban
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yes, it's official: police inaction made the Ulvade assault worse
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(Politicus USA)
 
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Canada just goes ahead and bans assault weapons no one should own
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(Some Totally Innocent Guy)
 
 
 
Statements that might raise an eyebrow on your campaign literature: "I have never sexually assaulted anyone" and "I do look at children but I look at children in a proper way"
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