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Tue April 24, 2018
(9 News)
 
 
 
♪♫ Casa Bonita Casa Bonita ♪♫
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Arctic circles within the Arctic Circle baffle NASA scientists, Yo Dawg meme
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Thu April 19, 2018
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Remember when NASA lost a Mars probe in 1999 because of a metric / imperial conversion mistake? It was more complicated than that, as this article written 19 years ago so thoroughly explains in excruciating detail, back when folks had attention spans
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Wed April 18, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Well, at least Trump's nominee to head NASA is squeaky-clean. LOL J/K
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
NASA Kepler's raw images look like garbage. Here's how they turn pixels into planets
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
New NASA satellite is our best chance to find Earth 2, although I think Netflix is carrying it so really, no fancy satellite needed
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Marvel at the magnificent desolation of the moon in this 4K NASA video
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Inverse)
 
 
 
NASA would like to remind you that its new InSight Mars lander will be launching May 5th and to please not lick the Mars lander, repeat do not lick the Mars lander
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, cheese, pizza and lasagna protect you from brittle bones as you age. Fark: Only if you're a man though
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth II compares Trump to noisy helicopter that goes "round and round when you want to talk." Suck it, peasants
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japan's persecuted Christians to be memorialized in Nagasaki church. America's persecuted Christians, in contrast, are free to flood TV, radio, and Internet with concerns about atheism, sharia law, and Hollywood Jews
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Sat April 07, 2018
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this NASA scientist and space rock
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Star Wars nipples. Come for the casaba melons, leave for the "scabbed over"
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Tue April 03, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"F**king hip. I blame the f**king peasants for this. By the way nurse, nice cans"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Are robot bees the next chapter in NASA's chronicle of Mars?
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Who won and who lost in NASA's 2018 budget? (Spoiler: even the winners only get 6 months)
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
A list of all the things NASA invented including memory foam, the Dustbuster, the computer mouse, and ice-resistant airplanes. Fake moon landings shockingly absent
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"Unfortunately, they discovered that the side-effects from an intranasal ketamine spray are worse than anyone could have expected"
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this NASA tomato scientist
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Tue March 13, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Express: NASA warns MONSTER SOLAR STORM to slam Earth TOMORROW and spark total POWER wipeout. USGov NOAA: forecast for the impending solar storm is G-1 or 'minor' Might be some Northern Lights. Might not (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So NASA releases data from the Pluto probe allowing someone to create the coolest Pluto image yet
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
NASA still doesn't have an administrator and the acting administrator is aborting his mission
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Thu March 08, 2018
(soranews24)
 
 
 
It's surprisingly difficult to rock the North Korean haircut, even for trained stylists of Asian hair. "Something went wrong and the sides of Masanuki's head were too rounded. The result was a little more Mao Zedong than Kim Jong-un"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
NASA spacecraft probes Jupiter with more detail than the colonoscopy you wished you didn't need
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Sun March 04, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA, your 'there is no alien life on Mars' cover-up gig is up because a scientist has the goods on you and he's going to prove it (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
"Obama's [scandals] involved just your run-of-the-mill Washington depravity: foreign civilians incinerated in illegal wars, corporate malfeasance gone unchecked, gross breaches of civil liberties." Damn, liberals are in a 'moving to the right' spot
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that whole red Tesla stunt? In NASA culture this is considered a dick move
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Meet TESS, NASA's next planet-hunting satellite. Apparently the last one had a little issue with the exhaust port
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Futurism)
 
 
 
India's Chandrayaan-2 has more power than NASA's Apollo missions, but cheaper, and with twice the cumin
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Supermarket's Kevin the Carrot alcohol ad banned for appealing to children
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Wed February 14, 2018
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Why NASA keeps lying, according to Flat-Earthers
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Proposed NASA budget contains funding for technology demonstrator supersonic plane that will, ideally, be able to break the sound barrier without a loud and obnoxious boom
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
One of NASA's longest-serving women celebrated her 60-year anniversary with the space agency
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hydroelectric dam project in Turkey's Batman Province threatens 12,000-year-old archaeological site of Hasankeyf. In other news, Batman has his own province in Turkey
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
NASA has officially listed the Space Tesla as a celestial object
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Tue February 06, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
L.A. is number one... in traffic congestion, once again. Well, at least L.A. endures in a nice pleasant climate. Pretty soon there'll be self driving cars and it won't even matter
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Sat February 03, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
NASA's Curiosity rover is again yucking it up on Mars by taking selfies and showing off its mad panorama skills
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Cutting funding to "Family Planning" always reduces abortion, just like cutting funds to NASA reduces gravity, and cutting funds to the CDC reduces disease
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Tue January 30, 2018
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
I got nothing so here is an old video of an idiot snorting powdered wasabi
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Remember those "patriotic locals" fighting the oppressive Ukrainian government in Donetsk in 2015? One of their leaders, named Valery Asapov, just happened to die in Syria, wearing a Russian general's uniform while commanding Russian troops
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Some Source)
 
 
 
PlayStation Network down for the third time this week, inconveniencing millions of glorious PC Master Race members who have to stop what they're doing to scoff at the dirty console peasants
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
As of today Opportunity has spent 14 years roving Mars and NASA still won't let it come home
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop what NASA didn't tell us they photographed on Mars
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA cuts live feed of massive golden object before anyone can identify the cloud, er, alien spacecraft of doom (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat January 20, 2018
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA releases more science facts for conservatives to ignore
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Some bulb)
 
 
 
Photoshop this integrated LED rear tail/brake/turn signal light for a Kawasaki ZX-14R ZZR1400
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Mon January 15, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If your 6-year-old gets scratched by a sick bat take him to the emergency room ASAP. Even if he does he cry when he's told he would get shots
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Get on cruise ship, aware it is heading into "bomb cyclone". Experience "bomb cyclone" on cruise ship. Whine online about unpleasant "bomb cyclone' experience on cruise ship. Demand refund. Whine online about how unfair the cruise line is
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
"This is your Captain speaking, we apologize for the rough landing, but we are safely on the ground. Please now close your window to avoid seeing the side of the cliff we are hanging off and we hope you had a pleasant flight"
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Fri January 12, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
NASA video takes you flying through the Orion Nebula. Makes Helen Keller's flight over the Atlantic seem insignificant
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA has a probe that will travel at 430,000 MPH towards the center of our solar system. The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon January 08, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
When JFK has a meltdown and you're about to lose your mind, somehow watching this very pleasant flight attendant just doing his job is the balm you need to keep going
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Fri January 05, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
NASA rover spots strange 'stick-like figures' on Mars. One seen stuffing a bobcat into a shipping box
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Wed January 03, 2018
(The Local)
 
 
 
In Germany cash is still king, credit the peasant, and bitcoin the court jester
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
That's SIR Ringo Starr to you, peasant. Peace and Love
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Some Flower Guy)
 
 
 
Live from the streets of sunny Pasadena, it's the 129th Tournament of Roses Parade, featuring about a zillion flowers. Parade begins at 11am ET on ABC, NBC, Hallmark Channel, HGTV, Univision, and a surreal live stream on Amazon Prime
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
NASA says it's time to let go of our dreams of going to Venus, an 850 degree extraterrestrial hell, covered in a dense atmosphere of sulfuric acid and surface pressures that we only see on Earth at depths of about 1 kilometer underwater. Well, okay
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Los Angeles' new Museum of Failure celebrates the products that bombed - from Colgate lasagne to Heinz green ketchup ... to Trump vodka
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Thu December 28, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
NASA is planning the first interstellar mission - a trip to the Alpha Centauri system - to launch in 2069. So, everyone mark your calendars; we should be getting back some great intel in about 96 years
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