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Mon August 15, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Iran responds to Rushdie assassination attempt: "No, you"
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Sun August 14, 2022
(Welland Tribune)
 
 
 
QAnon Queen of Canada goes to police station to 'arrest the police'. Some supporters are even permitted inside for a tour of what a jail may look like
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Sat August 13, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Idiot tourist from country that starts with 'A' arrested for riding a moped through the ruins of Pompeii. No not America
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stealing only Axe body sprays, perhaps to cover the stench of his crimes
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
As if getting arrested for breaking into a church isn't bad enough
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Alleged cheating husband hit by Branch
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Good thing crypto's completely anonymous, huh?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Russian journalist who stormed live TV broadcast to protest the Ukraine war arrested by Putin's goons again. Her 'treasonous' reason for arrest this time was for holding a sign near the Kremlin to protest over the deaths of children in Ukraine
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man arrested for dropping log onto kayakers. Hope he gets a good paddlin'
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
UK police arrest member of The Beatles with a little help from their friends
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Upstate New York man arrested for hand-drawing a replica New York State inspection sticker and putting it on his windshield. Hilarity ensues with pic of sticker
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Wed August 10, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for meat beating
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Beast Mode rips off a tire on his 2020 Shelby GT500 and rim jobs Las Vegas
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
I guarantee your family does not have a funeral story crazier than this one
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Tue August 09, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Suspect in Albuquerque Muslim killings has been arrested. Turns out he didn't have a very Sunni disposition
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch arrested in Las Vegas, immediately exercises his right to remain silent
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Yes, he killed a grocery store employee over duck sauce, but at least he was polite enough to wrap his sofa in plastic before he shot himself
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(Livemint)
 
 
 
Man arrested for bad singing, a move supported by anyone who's ever been to a karaoke bar
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man gets in DUI crash at 7 a.m., then bails out of jail and tries to break into three vehicles on the jail grounds, all of which belong to the local sheriff's office
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Blue Lives Matter* (*as long as they're out arresting the Blacks and Antifa)
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Cop fired for using foul language during an arrest. The firing came one day after he filed a whistleblower complaint against his commanding officer for choking a handcuffed suspect, but I'm sure he was fired for using foul language
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In case you haven't heard, meth is legal now. Florida cops apparently haven't heard
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Mon August 08, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Eugene found not competent to stand trial. Still doing better than Kenickie
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(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
High speed chase through Manitoba mud goes about as expected
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(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
High speed chase through Manitoba mud goes about as expected
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Sun August 07, 2022
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Joburg man arrested for trying to get out of work with a fake sick note. Well, duh. That sort of thing only works in Vacationville
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Top Russian hypersonic missile scientist arrested for spying for China as Tom Clancy fanfic writers begin to speedily stir
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Sat August 06, 2022
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Police officer sues ICE for intimidating him with threats, unfair arrest, deportation, reflection, awareness, empathy, irony
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Police officer sues ICE for intimidating him with threats, unfair arrest, deportation, reflection, awareness, empathy, irony
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Fri August 05, 2022
(WRBL Columbus)
 
 
 
Auburn QB evades and outruns police. On a moped. Tag is for the police twice calling off the chase to catch someone riding a moped without a helmet for safety reasons
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Thu August 04, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marquise "Hollywood" Brown arrested for being the fastest wide receiver since Henry Ruggs
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Florida Woman arrested for driving golf cart on freeway while pulling from bottle of Jack Daniels
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Rector of Moscow university put under house arrest. No word if he damn near killed her
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
British boy band singer arrested after being told by flight crew he would be served no more loudmouth soup (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Have you ever fired your AR-15 up in the air at the mall and gone 'ahhh'? Have you ever gone back to the same mall the next day whilst wearing the same clothing and gotten arrested?
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
I thought hemorrhoid cream was supposed to relieve the burning
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Tue August 02, 2022
(WCCB Charlotte)
 
 
 
Grand jury indicts couple on charges of blowing away EconoLodge manager over missing rabbit. Good luck with that "Magic Castle" defense
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Mon August 01, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida "bishop" arrested for selling a shortcut to the afterlife to his congregants
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Sun July 31, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Suspected reckless driver steals paddleboard for one last session at the fashionable healthy low impact exercise and balance trainer before being sent up the river, or he was trying an escape to Hawaii
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Suspected reckless driver steals paddleboard for one last session at the fashionable healthy low impact exercise and balance trainer before being sent up the river, or he was trying an escape to Hawaii
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(WEAR Pensacola)
 
 
 
Florida dentist arrested for the fourth time in two months, practicing a little more than just dentistry with women
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Sat July 30, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Caught passed out and behind the wheel of your government vehicle and not fired. Must be a (a) politician, (b) foreign diplomat or (c) cop
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Caught passed out and behind the wheel of your government vehicle and not fired. Must be a (a) politician, (b) foreign diplomat or (c) cop
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman bites police officer and then threatens to kill them if they don't let her out. Yeah the cops tend to double down on locking your ass up when you do that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman bites police officer and then threatens to kill them if they don't let her out. Yeah the cops tend to double down on locking your ass up when you do that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is your fainting couch handy? WI pastor arrested in MN under age prostitution sting
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Fri July 29, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Woman punches deputy because 'she was bored'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And today's winner of "Scumbag of the Day" goes to
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Thu July 28, 2022
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Man with live round in his Glock arrested for felony stalking outside house of Rep. Pramila Jayapal. "Forsell also allegedly told investigators he would return to Jayapal's home as soon as he is released"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police accused of falsely arresting a man to keep him from running for office
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police accused of falsely arresting a man to keep him from running for office
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Wed July 27, 2022
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
36 years? Those are some old chickens
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Tue July 26, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jan. 6 terrorist sentenced to *more* than the 5 years recommended by the feds
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Cops arrest two men for falsifying time cards. Correction: Two cops arrested for falsifying time cards
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Sat July 23, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ominous future arrives: Police suspect you of DUI, have you blow into breathalyzer, and the DNA result links you to two murders and a rape
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Fri July 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
After two Hispanic families sue a NY man for 5 years of constant racial harassment, the city defends their police department's response to the situation by pointing out they've arrested the guy 30 times. What? You want them to PROSECUTE him too?
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Hi, I'm Kate McClure. You may remember me from GoFundMe scams such 'Philadelphia Highway Homeless Vet'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know the Colorado elections clerk that got arrested, then arrested again for going to Vegas... yeah, there's a new arrest warrant out for her
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Thu July 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
60 days for breaking into the Capitol with intent to hunt down and murder the Speaker of the House sounds about white
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two suspects arrested over $1.6M wine heist at Spanish hotel. The fate of both bottles remains unknown
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Drew will take two dozen, and some light discipline
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
America where you have the right to free speech, unless you post on Facebook about the mayor's criminal past then you get arrested for protesting without a permit, wait what? Oh and Mr Mayor ever hear of the Streisand Effect?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
While Dad is being arrested for brandishing a gun for an incorrect order at McDonald's, his 4-year-old picks up the gun, fires because "he wanted his daddy back." Gold Fringe points: Kid also says that "the police officer cannot open the door"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nice police work Lou. No, seriously, good job
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nice police work Lou. No, seriously, good job
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Texas grand jury determines that a man's right to shoot toward where he thinks a fleeing robber went overrides his responsibility to ensure he doesn't murder a little girl in a pickup truck that he mistakes for the robber's
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Tue July 19, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Four deputies injured in crash near Nixon Library. Horse in sweater and sports coat, pink cat, and character actress Margo Martindale wanted for questioning
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Four deputies injured in crash near Nixon Library. Horse in sweater and sports coat, pink cat, and character actress Margo Martindale wanted for questioning
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Multiple congressmembers arrested for rally at Capitol. No, not the ones you were hoping for
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
"The Black Comedy That Inspired The Russo Brothers' Arrested Development Run"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: A Child and Family Services caseworker is caught faking notes of contact with a mother and her children that depicted them all happy and thriving. You're farked: because the notes are dated the day after mom was arrested for murdering the kids
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Mon July 18, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
I think I had that album
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Oh dear, chopped meat again
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Milwaukee man earns OWI, incurs head injury from the Road Runner (with pic)
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Sun July 17, 2022
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
An armed society forces a society to be polite
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
An armed society forces a society to be polite
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're stopped for driving without insurance, then best not to be carrying 'enough cigarettes to cater [an] entire 1980s darts tournament'
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Sat July 16, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Good: Police sergeant tackles man carrying rifle, bible and 120 rounds of ammo next to hundreds of kids at mall. Bad: Gunman didn't actually shoot anyone, so it's not a felony under Texas law. WTF: Entire last paragraph
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Sorry, didn't mean to taze you, bro
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not content with letting children die in a hail of gunfire, off-duty Texas cops are now forcing their way into houses to confront teens
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge revokes indicted Colorado clerk Tina Peters' arrest warrant because ignorance of the law is a pretty good excuse
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Fri July 15, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Scrubs executive producer charged with rape
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Thu July 14, 2022
(The Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
Here we have a woman who truly believes laws don't apply to her. District Court Judge Matthew David Barrett issued a warrant for Peters' arrest and for her to be held in jail pending a hearing
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
7-Eleven offers $100K reward for info leading to arrest in string of robberies, because revenge is a dish best served after rolling under heat lamps for days
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fox News host: If you think about it, my calling the story about the 10 year old girl fleeing Ohio for an abortion a hoax is what led to the rapist's arrest. You're welcome
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Feds still arresting hard-to-find insurrectionists: "Investigators believe Saer was a believer in the QAnon conspiracy theory. Saer, who had bright blue hair, was seen in several videos at the Capitol on Jan. 6, and is not a smurf"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Police arrest man for legitimate political discourse outside the home of Congressional Progressive Caucus chair Pramila Jayapal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Third arrest made in election fraud scandal. Why yes, they are all Trumpers
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Tue July 12, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Interesting: arrest made in the 30-year old murder of a Mountain View, CA software engineer. Obvious: a tech company CEO was taken into custody. Fark: who has twice been unsuccessfully tried for her murder. Spiffy: but this time the cops have DNA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran arrests three filmmakers. Unfortunately, Mike Myers not one of them
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Vermilion police officer arrested on domestic violence charge. Victim still black and blue
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Mon July 11, 2022
(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Man arrested after attempting to escape police on lawnmower"
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Sun July 10, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Apparitional asshat arrested, ghost guns grabbed
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Apparitional asshat arrested, ghost guns grabbed
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Sat July 09, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
I'm watching "Arrested Development" for the first time. Why didn't any of you tell me how great it is?
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Thu July 07, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Armageddon is upon us; demon outbreak in Florida
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Wimbledon security guards arrested after fight over lunch break. No word if the fight required a tiebreaker
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Wed July 06, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You may have forgotten about the remnants of the People's Convoy[sic], but the cops just arrested the current leader for his traffic-blocking shenanigans
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You may have forgotten about the remnants of the People's Convoy[sic], but the cops just arrested the current leader for his traffic-blocking shenanigans
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
What goes up must come down, Yosemite Sam edition
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
What goes up must come down, Yosemite Sam edition
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man arrested for trying to set up Mad Max: Thunderdome Babies in locked car
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Sedition trial opens in Hong Kong for group held over children's books, as subby reconsiders his plan to publish his 'See Jane, see Jane run, see Jane run down the imperialist running dogs' books here in the USA
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Climate protesters arrested after framing themselves
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Republicans are running out of ideas on who, or what to blame for mass shootings. No worries. Marjorie Taylor Greene is here to save the day
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Police demonstrate the white way to arrest a mass murder suspect
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Mon July 04, 2022
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
Judge BeerBro: Laws to arrest women who go out of state for an abortion are unconstitutional, so don't even expect me to vote for it. Clarence Thomas: [fapping noises]
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russian scientist arrested for treason, falls down elevator shaft onto polonium bullets
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Sun July 03, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man: Assault with a deadly wiener
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Sat July 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Black-robed sad trombone noises]
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Man arrested for playing with his gun in public
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Busy getting arrested
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anyone else would be arrested but it's fine and dandy when an Orangutan does it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fugitive parents arrested on Appalachian Trail after abandoning kids in Appalachia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Violently "protesting" the election: Legitimate Political Discourse. Peacefully protesting a bullshiat SCOTUS decision: That's an arresting. Difficulty: U.S. House Representative
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Police to pay $90,000 to black man they arrested on some white guy's warrant
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Spirits tell Florida Man to set his boss's house on fire, be they gin, rum or good, old whisky
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Planning to jailbreak your buddies arrested during earlier protest action? Don't plan it on social media
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Wed June 29, 2022
(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
Do arrest warrants have an expiration date?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
R. Kelly sentenced to 30 years for luring kids for sex. I believe he can fry
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Methinks that anti-LGBT pastor Protestia too much
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
In case you're wondering how bad it can get take a look at how bad it was
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
In case you're wondering how bad it can get take a look at how bad it was
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ha ha. That's not funny. You're under arrest
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
White cop who thought the optics of punching his black female Senate rival in the face would be appreciated by all is surprised to find himself charged with assault
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Father protects his family by leaving a loaded gun within reach of his 8-year-old son, who kills a 1-year-old girl, then gets arrested, creating a broken home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two years ago, a warrant was issued for a 49-year old bearded White man. So, of course, the cops arrest and put in jail for six days a 23-year old Black man. And oh hell yeah, there's a lawsuit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two years ago, a warrant was issued for a 49-year old bearded White man. So, of course, the cops arrest and put in jail for six days a 23-year old Black man. And oh hell yeah, there's a lawsuit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man who used an excavator to try and stop the state police from arresting his son has dug himself a pretty big hole
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Just in time for Canada Day convoy "protests"... *moose playing sad trombone theme from The Price Is Right*
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for leaving his Florida in Walmart
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Fri June 24, 2022
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Father goes Ellen Ripley at police to keep them from arresting his son
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Another day, another arrest for breaching the Capitol on January 6th. This time it's a Naval Reservist named... oh, come on, they're just farking with us now, right?
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(Time)
 
 
 
A tally of insurrectionist arrests, trials, sentences (jail and non-jail) so far. Most of them haven't come to trial yet, the biggies are yet to come, and this is gonna go on for a long time
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Wed June 22, 2022
(God's Spies)
 
 
 
TV cops solve crimes. Real cops, not so much
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
US airman arrested following investigation of terrorist attack at American base Green Village, Syria last April. No word if incident considered domestic terrorism with international flavor
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Video shows hordes of ATV riders tearing up the grass on the National Mall. But nobody's been arrested or anything, because apparently we just don't do that for crimes in DC anymore
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Mon June 20, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
More "sovereign citizens" arrested in California. Deputies found a significant amount of "live ammunition, black gunpowder and an improvised military-grade explosive device." Probably just used for fishing
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Hole 7 is a par 5, 450 yards. The green is guarded with two bunkers, a water hazard, and a speeding Range Rover pursued by police cars
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Hole 7 is a par 5, 450 yards. The green is guarded with two bunkers, a water hazard, and a speeding Range Rover pursued by police cars
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Broken Arrow open-carry incident raises law enforcement questions: was anyone hugged with nuclear arms?
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Broken Arrow open-carry incident raises law enforcement questions: was anyone hugged with nuclear arms?
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(KJCT 8 Grand Junction)
 
Weeners
 
Local Dick Farmer arrested for using his weapon inappropriately
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Haggis arrested. Scrapple looking pretty good right now
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Loudermilk screams hypocrisy because his 1/5 tour that at first didn't happen, then did happen, is being scrutinized after a production team associated with Stephen Colbert is arrested at the capital
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Sat June 18, 2022
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
TN SOS charged with DUI. OMG WTF
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Patriot Front member arrested in Coeur d'Alene soon to be ex-National Guard cadet with no scholarship
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested wearing cow print onesie, pink collar and hat. That's enough Florida for today
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Magnum PI's Hawaii: bikinis, explosions, and bikinis. Real Hawaii: arresting a 72 year old ex-DA for bribery
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
Hero
 
Japanese voodoo master gets in trouble for what we all should be doing right now
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Convicted scammer and fake German heiress Anna Sorokin is "trying to move away from this like, quote unquote scammer persona". Since this is Fark, you may see where this is going
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
That doesn't sound like Worlds of Fun
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Wed June 15, 2022
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Florida Man admits to intentionally hitting a police car because he "felt like he was already in jail." Well, he does live in Florida
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(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Ten Missouri schools closed for Second Amendment celebration
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
64-year-old arrives at Pittsburgh pickelball court to find three guys just learning to play. She offers to join them and proceeds to put on a clinic. Turns out the guys play for the Steelers. "The guy in the green shirt and I whooped the other two"
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
64-year-old arrives at Pittsburgh pickelball court to find three guys just learning to play. She offers to join them and proceeds to put on a clinic. Turns out the guys play for the Steelers. "The guy in the green shirt and I whooped the other two"
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Tue June 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good job, sister
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested for failing to honor a suicide pact. Wait, those things are legally binding?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Pack your stuff and get out of my house"
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
If you're wearing an ankle monitor and you murder your drug dealer, police are going to know you were at the scene of the crime
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Mon June 13, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Calling in death threats to the Coeur d'Alene Police Department after the arrest of 31 Patriot Front members? That's a bold strategy Cotton
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Calling in death threats to the Coeur d'Alene Police Department after the arrest of 31 Patriot Front members? That's a bold strategy Cotton
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Jeff Hardy arrested again for DUI. Sad tag because addiction is a mofo and he can't overcome this one
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This Day in History (yesterday) sees the dozens of fascists arrested at an Idaho Pride event and raises 6,000 Welshmen who brought all their consonants *and* vowels to prevent a group of fascists from spreading their message to "not even one Welsh sheep"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Stop resisting? Citizen's arrest done Florida style
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Sat June 11, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Imagine being arrested, tried, and found guilty for placing boxes of flowers on your fiancée's grave. Then imagine it was your father-in-law-to-be who had you arrested
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
David Koechner from Anchorman arrested for DUI for the second time this year. Double WHAMMY
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Fri June 10, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
If the suspect was already in custody on the other side of the country why did the FBI have to force entry to his grandfather's house?
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Man who campaigned against classes teaching kids to identify bad touching arrested for home schooling
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Justice Department says Navarro lied about being denied a lawyer and food after his arrest because apparently the FBI usually takes you out to dinner after they arrest you
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man who raps about robbing ATMs arrested for ... well, let's just say it wasn't unpaid parking tickets
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
QB chosen instead using Baker Mayfield doesn't foresee any problems stemming from arrest
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The Conservative party remade itself in the image of a leader without conscience, integrity or values. So now what?" If the US is any guide, insurrection, book burning and arresting anyone who has a miscarriage
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Bewitched" statue in Salem, MA vandalized with red paint. Endora sought for questioning
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Bewitched" statue in Salem, MA vandalized with red paint. Endora sought for questioning
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Tue June 07, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Another hour, another teen arrested for shooting unsuspecting mail carrier. Orbeez challenge trifecta in play
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(WMDT Maryland)
 
 
 
Morons arrested in series of Orbit gum atta...sorry, strike that...Orbeez Gun attacks? Well, that won't clean my dirty mouth
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you're a wanted suspect in a murder investigation you can travel the country freely if you're attractive with red hair
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Mon June 06, 2022
(KSBY San Luis Obispo)
 
 
 
Man arrested for GTA (*avocado)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AZ man spent 17 days in jail for crime he didn't commit. He blames American Airlines. He is right
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Homelander addresses his recent assault conviction in a perfectly Homelander way
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(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
If the media declines to enumerate the number of victims shot does it still count as a multiple shooting?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Headline writer has apparently discovered a Highlander, Jesus, or something of the sort
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jason Miller sounds concerned
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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
That guy from Tiger King that ran the tiger-base sex cult got arrested by the FBI. No, not that sex cult, the other one
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert misses the good old days when you could lie to Congress or the FBI without getting arrested
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
53-year-old man arrested after parking outside the Capitol for having body armor, high-capacity magazines and bullets, a BB gun, and a fake Interpol badge. Now, for the important question: Guess what he was driving. Guess first, then click
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
When Caddy shack meets Grumpy old man
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Police in Ohihiro, Hokkaido, have arrested a 35-year-old man on suspicion of abandoning the body of a woman which was found partially buried in a park. So if you've partially buried a body, stay near it or you'll become a criminal
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Thu June 02, 2022
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Russo Brothers discuss how their work on Community and Arrested Development helped prepare them for the MCU
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man sought after AR-15 and piggy bank are stolen from Florida home. Police hope the burglar is simply aiming for change
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Wed June 01, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
How many skateboarding burglars does it take to steal all the copper from the job site? Only one, but it takes twenty trips
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
How many skateboarding burglars does it take to steal all the copper from the job site? Only one, but it takes twenty trips
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
On this day in history, a man was unjustly arrested in the Jamaica neighborhood of the Queens borough of New York City. There was a KKK rally nearby, but that was unrelated. As reported by the failing New York Times. Believe me
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Memphis police looking for shoplifters who made clean getaway with $800 in merchandise, likely involved in laundering
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Mon May 30, 2022
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
29 Year old arrested for (you know) Quadfecta in play
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(University of South Florida)
 
 
 
18-year-old arrested for threatening mass shooting
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
16-year-old arrested for threatening mass shooting
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
10-year-old arrested for threatening mass shooting
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(WEAR Pensacola)
 
 
 
Which is worse? Fifth-grader boy arrested for threatening mass shooting at his elementary school, or county sheriff posting video of his arrest on social media?
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Sun May 29, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
I was just trying to buy some swim trunks when I saw Gary's peter bush and things took a turn for the worse
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Sat May 28, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Alberta man arrested with 650kg of meth. Man faces drug charges, mockery from Florida traffickers for getting caught with such a small amount of meth
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Cops tase a man for being upset while holding a pen - Jason Bourne unavailable for comment
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Cops tase a man for being upset while holding a pen - Jason Bourne unavailable for comment
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
If you're in Florida and start a story with "I was smoking my meth pipe...", you can rest assured it's probably going to end up on the main page of Fark
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
If you're in Florida and start a story with "I was smoking my meth pipe...", you can rest assured it's probably going to end up on the main page of Fark
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
ICE and CBP pinky-swear they probably won't use the Uvalde shooting incident to identify, arrest, and deport any of the kids or their family members, at least for now
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Ski patroller fired for failed drug test arrested for threatening to use fertilizer from his pot grow to blow up sheriff's office investigating his girlfriend's fentanyl-related death along with the cafe she worked at and a bike shop for some reason?
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Walmart, making billions cutting staff, and forcing people to self checkout, is now prosecuting geriatrics for missing items in their carts
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Tue May 24, 2022
(WOWK Charleston)
 
 
 
West Virginia man arrested in Dairy Queen drive-in mishap
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Mon May 23, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Person of interest arrested in leaking Kingsland, GA, water tower case. Will likely be sentenced to Folsom Prison
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Fri May 20, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Japanese man who accidentally received an entire town's COVID stimulus funding and disappeared with the money? They found him and he already spent all the money online gambling
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Japanese man who accidentally received an entire town's COVID stimulus funding and disappeared with the money? They found him and he already spent all the money online gambling
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Thu May 19, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Vice president of nonprofit "Kidsmatter", arrested for...well, you already know
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Cops wake up suburban Chicago mayor at 1:30am and arrest him. Yes, of course he's black. In their defense, he was also passed out drunk in his car, stopped in the middle lane of an expressway
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Arrested? Check. Now let me go update my score on all those online "have you ever" quizzes
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Clown killer trial delayed again. It's like nobody's taking this seriously
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
Far-right publisher/pastor J.D. Hall is charged with DUI and weapons possession; claims his sobriety test failure was due to "vitamin D deficiency"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff's deputy faces charges of Driving While...uhh... oh, hello there. Mind if I buy you a drink?
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Tokyo police arrest teenage girl who fell in love with idol in "7 Men Samurai" and could not think of any way to get his attention except by stalking him and brandishing a boxcutter
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"In both alleged threats, the defendant allegedly made a reference to the shooting that occurred at Tops Friendly Markets on Jefferson Avenue in the City of Buffalo"
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Mon May 16, 2022
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Florida man with temporary tags from Texas pumps gas into the bed of a pickup truck, leading to arrest
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Sun May 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Not your everyday arrest"
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
US Treasury Department opens investigation into Texas misuse of COVID relief funds on "patrolling" the border, building border barriers, arresting migrants, and other Useless Theater productions
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese police bravely arrest a 90-year-old man, a pop singer, and several other threats to the Communist party
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Police catch Catich. Not a repeat from 2021 when they had to catch Catich after he escaped from a police car and was found five counties away still handcuffed. But what happened to the disappearing handgun?
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Biscayne Bay Balloon Dumping Misadventure results in second felony arrest, fines for everybody
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Thu May 12, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ezra Miller says their assaults are actually "NFTs for art" in just released bodycam footage of one of their arrests
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man who had been arrested close to 40 times kept snitching on his cellmates to get sweet deals on his own charges, then while out of jail hit and killed a guy while speeding away from the cops
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"I have never seen anything like this in my 15 years with law enforcement, anyway we will arrest the stepmother now and then arrest the dad next week because we can't be assed to get a placement for these kids" Subby may have paraphrased a bit
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida woman responds to fowl excrement with foul excrement
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Andy's gonna Dick. "They (the police) also asked to collect the male victim's pants as evidence"
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Tue May 10, 2022
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
How often do you see a guy arrested for "murder on the high seas"? Well, you did today
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The only boba shop in my neighborhood was also a front for an international car burglary operation. I knew something was up because their boba sucked
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Woman dumped bucket of urine on neighbor because his chicken was pooping on her back patio at Florida mobile home park
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Once a piece of garbage, always of piece of garbage
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Police deploy armored vehicle and engage in 6 hour standoff with empty house. Fail tag is for pretty much everyone
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Sun May 08, 2022
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man arrested 3 times for DUI shows up drunk to court, and yes, he drove himself there
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Sat May 07, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
YouTuber Bald and Bankrupt now also Arrested and Detained in Russia
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Fri May 06, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Cop goes to prison for hurting someone during an arrest. The families of those killed by cops would like a word
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Cop goes to prison for hurting someone during an arrest. The families of those killed by cops would like a word
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Woman finds boyfriend naked in bed with her young daughter, strikes him with her car. Props to mom for getting her car all the way up to the bedroom
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
County commissioner DUI's himself into a tree. Blames it on bad asphalt, another driver cut him off, loose gravel, a small animal. For some reason, cops don't arrest him
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Michigan mom arrested after her kindergartener took 4 gummies to school and shared with classmates. The teacher became suspicious when the kids started to listen to Pink Floyd "Dark Side Of the Moon", saying they needed to just kinda chill, brah
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Newcastle fan arrested for urinating on Sunderland legend statue
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Tue May 03, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
NY governor selects new lieutenant governor, raising questions as to whether he's sufficiently corrupt for the job
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Linus Van Pelt arrested for trespassing
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Members of the "Trucker's Convoy" whose aim was to shut Washington DC down by snarling traffic and blocking roads with their rigs are suing the DC police saying the cops violated their rights by erecting traffic barriers to keep them from doing that
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Fri April 29, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The inmate beatings will not continue at this Florida prison thanks to these three guards being arrested for murder
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How racist is the Minneapolis PD? Prosecutors can't use their body cam footage in court as the jury would acquit the suspects based on the amount of racial slurs officers use while arresting them
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Thu April 28, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
LeBoeuf had BA content of 0.32, was unable to protect Rooster Cogburn
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Tue April 26, 2022
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Baby Brandon let go after kidnappers are arrested
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Mon April 25, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Almost outran the cops :))))))))))
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida mom arrested for leaving bomb threat at her son's high school was misidentified according to her family. Fark: The bomb threat was because the cafeteria denied her son extra food
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Questions remain when driver is arrested after fatal Interbay collision with pedestrian, notably 'why do we have sidewalks in the bay?'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pringle's been arrested for producing donuts, claiming once he popped he couldn't stop
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pringle's been arrested for producing donuts, claiming once he popped he couldn't stop
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Sun April 24, 2022
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man arrested for carrying 99 fentanyl pills charged with felony intent to distribute. Officer who stole the same 99 pills for resale charged with petit larceny
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man arrested for carrying 99 fentanyl pills charged with felony intent to distribute. Officer who stole the same 99 pills for resale charged with petit larceny
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(News Break)
 
 
 
Oh, look...Florida is slowly crawling out of the Dark Ages and into the 21st century in more ways than drug-fueled arrests and Disney World
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And the arrests will begin when?
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Sat April 23, 2022
(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Florida man actually arrested for breaking quarantine
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"You can't arrest me, my daddy is the sheriff." "I am the sheriff"
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
California man arrested for making threats against LGBTQ and every other letter in the dictionary
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Romanian king of toxic MAGAsculinity under investigation for kidnap
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Attempting to overthrow an election will probably get you arrested eventually. Calling and threatening the FBI agent investigating you will speed up the process
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Thu April 21, 2022
(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
Oh SCHEETZ, a burglary suspect was arrested for allegedly breaking into a car dealership just one hour after he was released from jail
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Man stabbed in unprovoked subway attack. If only he had heeded the warning on the stabber's sweatpants
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Wed April 20, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
A$AP Rocky arrested for an alleged banging that didn't involve Rihanna
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
There's about to be an outbreak of arrests among pandemic fraudsters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Julian Assange's days of living as a stinky prisoner in the UK may be drawing to a close
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Tue April 19, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
'I got your restitution right here' mugshot fits man who burned down an entire Home Depot while shoplifting tools
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Maybe "damaging her patio, threatening to kill her with a tire iron, destroying her laptop, choking her friend and trying to run over her with his car as he drove off" is not the right way to win her back
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How many times do we let ourselves get into terrible situations because we don't say "I forgot"? Let's say you're arrested for armed robbery. You simply say, "I forgot armed robbery was illegal"
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(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
"Apartment residents horrified after finding woman's body in box on sidewalk". That is indeed awful. That day was Recycling Day. Bring Out Your Dead Day was supposed to be the following week
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Mon April 18, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
70-year-old man arrested for murder of Oroville woman. Man, Seth McFarlane is really pushing hard for the third season opener
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Sergeant Miles arrested over January 6th insurrection. Maybe he was just there to deliver a pizza or fix the cable
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Sergeant Miles arrested over January 6th insurrection. Maybe he was just there to deliver a pizza or fix the cable
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(State of California)
 
 
 
California Appellate court decision finds that the DMV hearing to suspend licenses after a DUI arrest is unconstitutional violation of due process due to the tiny matter of the DMV hearing officer being both judge and prosecutor in the hearing (PDF)
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Sun April 17, 2022
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
No shoes, no shirt, no service
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(Some Prankster)
 
 
 
Cops search for man who's been hitting people with plates of whipped cream. This is not a Three Stooges short from 1938
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