Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
headlines found matching 'Arrest'
Tue July 17, 2018
(Arizona Cardinals)
 
 
 
Cardinals GM to miss the bulk of training camp, fined $200k. Don't drink and drive, kids
source: azcardinals.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
What is more Florida than a couple posing for pictures with deputies after they're arrested for speeding and a chase? And don't forget the heroin and cocaine possession too. Say cheese
source: nbcmiami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Two more indictments/arrests inbound?
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
'Teen Mom' star Farrah Abraham charged with battery. Where would you connect the clamps?
source: canoe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Get ready Ohio - Stormy Daniels is coming again
source: fox8.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun July 15, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
How do you stop zombies? Set fire to hay bales then live stream your police chase
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 14, 2018
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Cops use coin toss to decide if suspect gets speeding ticket or arrested for reckless driving on body cam footage. Guess who got tails
source: 11alive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What are the chances you get struck by a stray bullet on the same street where you were struck by a stray bullet 20 years ago? Obviously pretty good for this innocent bystander
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
*Holds fingers to ear* "Reports of a second Robber falling from the store ceiling are coming in now"
source: wmur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
*Holds fingers to ear* "Reports of a second Robber falling from the store ceiling are coming in now"
source: wmur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 12, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The Biscayne Bay PD had an almost 100% "solve" rate for burglaries committed in their jurisdiction, but some nay-sayers make take issue with the chief's innovative "pick a random black guy and pin the crime on them" investigation method
source: miamiherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Clothes, charges against Stormy Daniels dropped
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"An Ohio strip club law prohibits patrons from touching a nude or seminude dancer unless the patron is a member of the dancer's immediate family." So *that's* how it is their state
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 11, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Florida man with no arms arrested for stabbing a tourist. Mother of God, they're evolving
source: wsrz.iheart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
No, 911 does not offer free rides so stop bothering us. Oh, you've got drugs? Where shall we pick you up?
source: nwfdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 10, 2018
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Drunken idiot convicted of driving a truck with 60000 kilos of propane with 3x the legal limit of alcohol in his system. "I'm sure as hell not driving that thing sober" he was probably heard to say
source: torontosun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
It took a Taser to arrest a kicking, scratching, biting councilwoman, Kansas cops say. Why yes, this article does include what is perhaps the best mugshot ever
source: kansas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
It took a Taser to arrest a kicking, scratching, biting councilwoman, Kansas cops say. Why yes, this article does include what is perhaps the best mugshot ever
source: kansas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Some videos absolutely require being sped up and overlaid with the Benny Hill theme, and this one of Florida Man's attempted murder-by-tractor is on that list
source: clickorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 09, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Teenage girl arrested for trying to gain Instagram followers. At least somebody is taking steps to rid the world of internet celebrities
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun July 08, 2018
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Bay area residents arrested while bringing toys to migrant children, including 66-year-old daughter of WWII refugee
source: ktvu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Who knew posting video on social media showing white men driving around Huntsville, AL neighborhood, saying they're "ready to shoot some f------g n-----s" would result in their arrests?
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
"Holy crap, 10-year-olds! Call back up! And you, you're under arrest for videotaping me pointing my gun at kids"
source: elpasotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 07, 2018
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Teenager learns selling water outside the Philadelphia Zoo while black is definitely an arrestin'
source: phillyvoice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 06, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN has learned that leading Democrat hoping to replace Paul Ryan has been arrested multiple times once for DUI and a few others time for driving on suspended license which for Wisconsin it's not necessarily a bad thing
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
He was chasing her around with a golf club. Then things get Florida
source: miamiherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Police waited until Chris Brown was done with his concert before arresting him
source: newsweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 05, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Too drunk to drive? You can always pee on a car
source: nwfdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Too drunk to drive? You can always pee on a car
source: nwfdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Um, honey? I'm heading out to the store for a few things and to get some gas. I'll take the kids with me so that you can rest and enjoy the game on TV. You need anything? Oh, yeah, one more thing - can I please have some more bullets?
source: dfw.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 04, 2018
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
When planning your next bank robbery, your escape plans should include more than "wear a wig"
source: mysanantonio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
When planning your next bank robbery, your escape plans should include more than "wear a wig"
source: mysanantonio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man facing jail time for long overdue movie rental, because THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES
source: local21news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 03, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Two arrested under the influence, believed fireflies were aliens who were after them
source: local21news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 02, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It's finally happening: the authorities are coming to take your guns. Well, at least if you're this screaming Florida woman arrested for chasing people around with a samurai sword
source: clickorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man arrested for plotting extreme overreaction to LeBron leaving Cleveland
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
It's the end of an era, as Best Buy stops selling CDs. Wait, Best Buy is still around?
source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun July 01, 2018
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Drugs shaped like Donald Trump's head seized - described as low quality, hard to swallow
source: theindychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat June 30, 2018
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Trump declared a trade war with Equestria and demanded all ponies be arrested as they cross the border. Are you sure I made this up? It's My Little Pony the Hiatus, week three, cartoons Saturday on Discovery Family 11:30am ET
source: equestriadaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 29, 2018
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
You know you have made bad choices in life when you try to run away from a court clerk, who also happens to be probably only person in Mississippi who qualifies as a triathlete
source: nola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
You know you have made bad choices in life when you try to run away from a court clerk, who also happens to be probably only person in Mississippi who qualifies as a triathlete
source: nola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Man arrested for crashing ice cream van into church and producing imitation firearm
source: independent.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
No. 492 and No. 347 "Hey let's fly this coop." "Got it, we're bustin' outta here" "You head north and I'll head south and they'll never catch us". 13 years later 492 is identified but not arrested. 347 has not been seen since
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Rudy come out from hiding to show off his fancy silver bracelets? Will Milo get arrested for inviting violence? Will Trump do something horrifyingly stupid? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after stealing $65,000 worth of jewelry from man. Presumably she needed the money for more eyebrow pencils
source: local10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Victorville, California man claims repeated arrests because of mistaken identity, as he apparently shares a name with a man in Loserville
source: abc7.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Why I drove 70 mph with my ex-boyfriend on the hood
source: wsvn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 28, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I don't know about you, but I HATE IT when I forget to remove the meth from my bra when I am being processed at the jail. (with mugshot)
source: actionnewsjax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RedState)
 
 
 
Getting arrested for soliciting kiddie porn and sex with minors is no way to go through life, Mr Chairman of the International Campaign to Stop Rape and Gender Violence in Conflict
source: redstate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Kevin Mitnick (famous for his high-profile arrest for hacking in 1995) shows you how to go invisible online
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Wanted fugitives in Iowa fall for the old "free concert tickets if you show up" police sting scam
source: kcrg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man with 149 kids sentenced to house arrest. Now THAT'S cruel
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed June 27, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Local artist arrested after making improvements to railroad overpass. Happy Bunny unavailable for comment, but he's popping up all over the place, now
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
First there was BBQ Becky. Then came Permit Patty. Now let us meet Swimming Pool Stephanie
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
First there was BBQ Becky. Then came Permit Patty. Now let us meet Swimming Pool Stephanie
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Man arrested for throwing a metaphor for Vietnam-era Donald Trump at Red Hen restaurant
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 26, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: if you stole a rare alligator from a pair of TV stars and set a reptile sanctuary on fire, police warn that you may be close to overdosing on Florida
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
John Daly withdraws from the US Senior Open because they wouldn't let him use a cart. They probably said no so he wouldn't get arrested for DWI on the 8th hole
source: golfchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Construction worker dies in jobsite accident. Fark: Boss tries to hide body from cops
source: odishatv.in   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 25, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
It sucks trying to still recover after being stabbed 14 times because company policy only allowed one meat per nacho order
source: reviewjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Come for the story of a man arrested twice for DUI in less than 24 hours, stay for the priceless mugshot
source: wmur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
24-ounce can of Steel Reserve helps lead police to a suspected killer. Is there anything a 24-ounce can of Steel Reserve cannot do?
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Art gallery owner was arrested, charged with criminal misdemeanor and a felony after dropping 800-pound steel sculpture of bent, burnt heroin spoon in front of top manufacturer of opioids, and then refusing to remove it
source: courant.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
That whole "Hanley Ramirez is under federal investigation" thing? Yeah, about that
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 22, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. Senate candidate from Maine goes to ICE detention center with toys, bedding and water for kids there. He's arrested and sent to jail. Same facility Melania Trump went to, but that's not important right now
source: bangordailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 21, 2018
(SILive)
 
 
 
Homeless man accused of starting a fire that destroyed three businesses tried pouring beer, urinating on flames to extinguish blaze
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Border Patrol agent that resigned after being arrested for child pornography hired as a case manager to deal with imprisoned immigrant children. Only the best people
source: texasmonthly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked, and gambling at a casino is no way to go through life, son
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked, and gambling at a casino is no way to go through life, son
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed June 20, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for unlawful possession of firearm. No word if it's the one tattooed on his face
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 19, 2018
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Never bring a machete to a weed whacker fight
source: buffalonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Nine students arrested after turning in textbooks, throwing left & right hooks during Last Day Melee
source: macombdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Supreme Court says that handcuffing and arresting someone for a dissenting opinion might not be right
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
25-year-old man arrested after he climbed a balcony and told a 12-year-old girl he was looking for a party. Suspect said he would not be pressing charges against the girl's mom for yelling at him, which caused him to fall
source: cbs58.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 18, 2018
(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Hot couple arrested for having sex at a busy Oklahoma City intersection. Yes it's a trap
source: ktvo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jamaica-Star)
 
 
 
Pioneering a new technique of avoiding arrest, man drops his pants, pretends to take a dump
source: jamaica-star.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Cop and his crotch find out woman really does not want to leave this bar
source: nwfdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Cop and his crotch find out woman really does not want to leave this bar
source: nwfdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Butte coroner charged with DUI, police say arrest was unremarkable
source: ktvq.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Heather Locklear hospitalized after trying to join Katie Spade & Anthony Bourdain's trifecta
source: hollywoodlife.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Heather Locklear hospitalized after trying to join Katie Spade & Anthony Bourdain's trifecta
source: hollywoodlife.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Sisters arrested for stabbing each other during "mutual combat" in front of 5 children. Police suspect the disturbance was initiated by a male subject. Happy Fathers Day
source: fox6now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DW)
 
 
 
Audi 2016: Truth in Engineering. Audi 2018: CEO arrested for lying about engineering
source: dw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Well, he didn't need them anymore
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun June 17, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Despite two arrests in a nine-month span, New York Jets wide receiver Robby Anderson doesn't expect an NFL suspension. "I didn't do nothing wrong and the truth came out"
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat June 16, 2018
(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Radio talk show host brings a tomahawk to a gunfight
source: chattanoogan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 15, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former NFL tight end Kellen Winslow II arrested for multiple sex crimes. Urkel inconsolable
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
After all the stories and headlines about how good Arrested Development is, I've folded and started watching it. Midway through Season 1 - Does it get better?
source: imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 14, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Wayne Newton and his wife scare off burglar at their Las Vegas home. With a photo that explains it all
source: reviewjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Break into your friend's house. Smoke some pot. Bake a cake. Mom's not going to be happy about this
source: lex18.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
27 & Arrested
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
In other news, scammers from Nigeria are still making lots of money off people
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed June 13, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Katy Tur reports the feds are preparing paperwork to arrest Michael Cohen. Bob Corker says the republican party is becoming the Trump cult party. Buckle up. Keep your arms, legs and body inside the vehicle at all times. It's your 8pm ET MSNBC thread
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Lenny Dykstra arrested for pointing gun at driver, threatening to kill him. No word if he mistook him for Mitch Williams
source: abc7ny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News says, truth? Fark that, Trump's the greatest and everything he said about North Korea and dictators are wonderful. Freedom is horrible, please arrest everyone
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 12, 2018
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
To be fair, I bet Michael Cohen has lived his entire adult life expecting "to be arrested any day now"
source: vanityfair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Man in underwear and cowboy boots fights police at Walmart, surprisingly not in Florida. Or Times Square
source: wsbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Man in underwear and cowboy boots fights police at Walmart, surprisingly not in Florida. Or Times Square
source: wsbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Once again, people: you can't escape an arrest by swimming out into a lake. The police will just wait for you to swim back to shore
source: abc7.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 11, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
A man has been arrested for the murder of a door-to-door debt collector. Subby is conflicted... What? Oh, subby is sad, that's it sad
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun June 10, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Vince Vaughn arrested for DUI. No word if he'll be charged with having an awful filmography since Old School
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat June 09, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New York governor offers free legal help to a pizza deliverer facing deportation after INS wants to deliver him back across the border in 30 minutes or less
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 07, 2018
(WFXT)
 
 
 
Pity the public defender who has to explain this hit-and-run driver to a jury
source: fox25boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Bagpiper arrested and cuffed by police for 'playing too loudly' - justice served
source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed June 06, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Looks like Fort Hamilton will be receiving its last delivered pizza ever
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your favorite acronym?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Soldier swipes APC from Fort Pickett, drives to Richmond before arrest. Subby has been to Ft Pickett and understands
source: nbc12.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Where Murders Go Unsolved". Handy, color-coded maps for the murderer on the move
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
National Security Council contractor given White House access for more than two weeks after warrant issued for attempted first-degree murder. THE BEST PEOPLE
source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 05, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"Remember my face you punk ass biatch." OK
source: local10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're going to fornicate in a Walmart parking lot, make sure that you've not already been 86ed from all Walmarts or have outstanding arrest warrants. Just sayin'
source: thenewstribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Cannabis fever grips Japan, comparable to the reefer madness that gripped America in days gone by. Professional: "I used to go in for harder drugs, but lately, those either don't work or else they kill you. With marijuana, you needn't worry"
source: japantoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Coroner's Office employee admits to selling heroin from morgue van. Story to the left, puns to the right
source: theadvocate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a hammer is a good guy with a can of beans
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a hammer is a good guy with a can of beans
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 04, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A good brand can indicate high quality especially if it's a cheesy photo of a drug lord on packages of cocaine
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
It's the same old story in Chicago: Man urinates on train platform, woman asks man to stop, man punches woman for having the audacity to confront him
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun June 03, 2018
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Man arrested for walking around a clothing store while naked
source: khou.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat June 02, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: When embezzling with the company credit card, don't use it at Victoria's Secret. People will pick up on that
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 01, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
So, you can actually be charged for "aggressive meat sales?"
source: wfla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Busted taillight leads to 3 dead bodies, 1 kidnap victim. Just imagine if the guy hadn't had proof of insurance
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bill Browder found a way to hurt Putin's money laundering operations, and Putin is not happy about this
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 31, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You're surrounded by lava. Shooting at it or at your neighbors isn't a solution
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
HVAC contractor arrested for trying to get rid of nagging customer by lacing air conditioner with mercury
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, the Roseanne-Trump idiocy has brought Michael Moore back
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 30, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alabama man arrested for smearing ketchup on statue of doctor who
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested after getting evicted from hotel after noise complaint, bringing guns, ammo unto property, charged with stalking, hunting tourists out of season
source: abcactionnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
When your Floridian parents name you Crystal Methvin , you're pretty much guaranteed to eventually become a Fark headline
source: news4jax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bill Browder, long time Putin enemy due to Magintsky sanction efforts, arrested on Russian Interpol arrest warrant in Spain
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 29, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Arkansas governor's son arrested on DUI charges. Again
source: 5newsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 28, 2018
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
CHP cruiser knocks down motorcyclist on memorial ride, then arrests him for good measure
source: losangeles.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Man pleads no contest to 5-year-old girl's rape, sentenced to 90 days of house arrest and doesn't have to register as sex offender. Article sums it up perfectly: "Burgess is very wealthy"
source: wafb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun May 27, 2018
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Man arrested for his 5th DWI and a laundry list of other charges, rests easy knowing his next court appearance is free
source: wafb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Cops respond to a report of a suspicious person... Then things get weird
source: local10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Cops respond to a report of a suspicious person... Then things get weird
source: local10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat May 26, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"A President who refuses a subpoena won't voluntarily show up for prison. The court would have to send Marshals after the President. And when the Marshals arrive to arrest the President, they would likely get in a gunfight with the Secret Service"
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 25, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former tennis world #1 Ilie "Nasty" Nastase arrested today for A) DUI, B) driving a scooter without a license, C) porque no los dos?
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man tries to shoot down drone hovering near his home. Fires seven 9mm rounds. None of which hit the aerial intruder
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctors find a vagina full of ganja after woman complains of stomach pains. She'd been arrested for drug smuggling twice but this time she was mostly storing rather than smuggling so they let her go
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 24, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Largest arrest in Rhode Island history totals at 49 people, which is basically everyone in Rhode Island
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Israeli prison authorities gently extract six smuggled cellphones from inside a newly arrested security prisoner
source: jewishpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Police arrest woman on suspicion that she had let her 5-year-old ingest cocaine, saying the boy was "acting erratically." Woman released and charges dropped after it turns out that the kid was just "acting like a 5-year-old boy"
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 23, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rookie Sterling Brown of the Milwaukee Bucks delivers his first stunning performance
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rookie Sterling Brown of the Milwaukee Bucks delivers his first stunning performance
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist keeps provoking driver until the inevitable happens. And now a word from Chris Rock about understanding
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Richie Incognito held for psychiatric evaluation. Surprised it took this long
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Richie Incognito held for psychiatric evaluation. Surprised it took this long
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Arrested Development feels like its old self again
source: tv.avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 22, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In effort to end blockade of busy downtown area, Wisconsin man empties backpack that 3 cops were too fearful to examine. After proving there was nothing dangerous in the bag, he was immediately tackled and arrested by police
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Model arrested and fined after flashing her underwear in McDonald's. The fast food giant has threatened to prosecute her for "damaging the company's reputation." That's the joke
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four drunk Brits arrested for starting hotel fire with an aerosol and lighter (pics) (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 21, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
First night of EDM festival Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas results in eleventy-billion drug arrests
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at park and shouts at kids about where babies come from -- causing parents to rush in and take them away
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
High-risk sex offender, arsonist, potential failed shampoo model arrested
source: abc7news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
PSA: If you run naked in the rain, the deputy is going to have to tase you because they have nothing to hang onto (with mugshot)
source: actionnewsjax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun May 20, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Terrance Williams arrested for public intoxication stating that he was just trying to uphold his reputation as a Cowboy
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
After selling all of their worldly possessions, giving away $100 bills in the park, lighting their house on fire, walking away naked and fighting with cops, couple realize that it isn't judgement day after all
source: kxii.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat May 19, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British jockey jailed after leading police on high-speed chase, clocked at 114 mph. The horse was last seen in the stable talking trash about Justify, American Pharoah, and Secretariat
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British jockey jailed after leading police on high-speed chase, clocked at 114 mph. The horse was last seen in the stable talking trash about Justify, American Pharoah, and Secretariat
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 18, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Local woman is really happy to have been arrested for a fatal DWI crash. You'd hit it jokes to the left, burn in hell comments to the right
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
'Three burglary suspects were arrested Wednesday when a missing prosthetic arm was found in their car.' Someone give the cops a high five
source: fox40.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for selling pre-scratched lottery tickets. She would have gotten away with it too if someone hadn't used their eyes
source: nbc-2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Ex-girlfriend of 49ers' Reuben Foster who had him arrested for domestic abuse takes stand in court to admit that she lied about everything and wanted to ruin his career
source: cbssports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dressing up as Deadpool for the new movie sounds like fun until you get arrested for terrorism
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
Often after eating something sweet you get a yen for something salty, even if you are a burglar
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 17, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Federal judge to ICE: Stop lying about DACA recipients
source: splinternews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Police searching for a break-in suspect described as "dressed well". Dressed well for Georgia
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Lucas Glover's Wife Blamed the Attack on Her Mother-in-Law In 911 Call
source: si.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Much like Buster Bluth, the new season of Arrested Development is being chopped into 2 parts
source: exclaim.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 16, 2018
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
A.P.D. bust T.I. for P.I.
source: wsbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
A.P.D. bust T.I. for P.I.
source: wsbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
People reporting more twigs and berries than normal on the hiking trails this year
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
PGA golfer's wife ratcheted up the pressure to win
source: si.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 15, 2018
(NewNowNext)
 
 
 
California man arrested for stealing rainbow flags, threatening to hurt LGBT people with pipe bombs, and having a mugshot that will poison the well of your soul
source: newnownext.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
High school students arrested after police find out that wasn't frosting on the cupcakes
source: courant.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
They were advised to quiet down and not to smash their heads into solid objects
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 14, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
This is what we've become, this is who we are now as a nation: "Pro snowboarder 'Boznutz' arrested for threatening neighbor with AR-15"
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 11, 2018
(WISTV)
 
 
 
If an arrestee can kick out a window of a patrol car and jump onto a highway while the vehicle is moving, and later kick out the window of a 2nd patrol car that comes to help, maybe you need to update your cars, South Carolina
source: wistv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Florida man hid legless fugitive girlfriend in plastic tote and even remembered to make some airholes
source: wptv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Teacher arrested for public drunkenness. Fark: While chaperoning HS prom
source: fox10phoenix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
Boobies
 
Woman arrested in upstate New York for gardening topless sues local police who were apparently never kept abreast of state law
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Sheriff learns you can't lend out jail inmates for personal work at county officials' homes
source: whnt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 10, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Bernice King, daughter of MLK, calls for Waffle House boycott after latest incident captured on video
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Waffle House calls police on black customers after prom, presumably for the crime of going to Waffle House for dinner after prom
source: news.vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Chicken farmer mystified at low egg production
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 09, 2018
(WRAL)
 
 
 
After winning a race to be the mayor of a North Carolina town by just 7 votes, it would have been wise to have just one glass of champagne during the celebration
source: wral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Keith Ellison to FCC Chair Ajit Pai: So, this woman you chose to chair the Broadband Deployment Advisory Committee you created, I can't help but notice she was just arrested and charged with wire fraud, care to explain?
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 08, 2018
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
If you have an active arrest warrant, do not make a bet with your friend about how deeply you can submerge your truck in a lake
source: abc15.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
Man steals 55-inch TV from Walmart, then asks police at nearby precinct for ride home. Fifth time charged with shoplifting doesn't seem to be the charm
source: ledger-enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A 91-year-old man is arrested for firing a shot at the car in front of him at a McDonald's drive-thru 'because they weren't moving fast enough'. OK who here hasn't at least wanted to push the car out of the way for the same reason?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 07, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vancouver man arrested for SCTV cosplay; trial to be held Thursday at 9
source: dailyhive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Even the Welsh face recognition algorithms are unpronounceable
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Law school staffer arrested after faking being at work for over a year while hanging out at Hooters in Las Vegas
source: abovethelaw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Get Ready to Return to the Banana Stand: The 5th Season of Arrested Development to premiere on May 29
source: imgur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun May 06, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Putin's would-be presidential opponent was arrested during an anti-inauguration protest. In other news, one of Putin's enemies hasn't been gassed by his car, or fallen down an elevator shaft onto multiple bullets, or drank the glowing tea. Yet
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Putin's would-be presidential opponent was arrested during an anti-inauguration protest. In other news, one of Putin's enemies hasn't been gassed by his car, or fallen down an elevator shaft onto multiple bullets, or drank the glowing tea. Yet
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat May 05, 2018
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Do you remember Arrested Development's original fourth season? (Narrator): Netflix doesn't
source: polygon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
It's not normal to find a credit card you think is a gift from God, use it to buy a plane ticket to Fark's favorite state, and then drive to Mar-a-Lago with the intention of smoking a joint with President Trump ... but on meth it is
source: wptv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 04, 2018
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Today's glue sniffer has a much better mugshot than yesterday's
source: wkyt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
PA lawyer arrested for spending time in his lab
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
The O.C.'s oldest cold case murder closed when stroke-addled perp dies, clucking like a rooster and insisting killer was invisible friend Doug McGath; "You wait 50 years to arrest a guy, you're going to run into the geriatric nature of the defendant"
source: dailybulletin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 03, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man punches 80-year-old crossing guard before pinching the female deputy who arrested him (with all-ears mugshot)
source: actionnewsjax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
If the cops show up you might as well finish huffing the can in front of them, it's going to be a while until you get the chance again
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Recordnet)
 
 
 
Robber who looks like Joel McHale hit with a shovel arrested next to Stockton Police headquarters for punching 84-year old woman in the face
source: recordnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
That's some fine police work, Lou. No, actually it IS some fine police work
source: wsrz.iheart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 02, 2018
(The Root)
 
 
 
After being arrested for being black at Starbucks, two men settle with the city of Philadelphia for $1 and a $200,000 pledge for young entrepreneurs
source: theroot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 01, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Season 4 of Arrested Development to premiere this Friday on Netflix. Yes, Season 4
source: news.avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Toronto's all methed up
source: canoe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 30, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese arrest PUBG cheaters
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 29, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this arrested development
source: s.hdnux.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 27, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist with "XFELON" vanity plate to remove X
source: komonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama man jailed on heroin and cocaine trafficking charges, displays "oh boy, mom's gonna kill me" face for mugshot
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Former NFL player almost murdered by police in Georgia for owning cell phone
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 26, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for felony B&E at hospital claims she wasn't trying to steal newborns from neonatal units, just hand-deliver first baby bibles to babies. But crazy eyes don't lie
source: myfox8.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 25, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Golden State Killer may have finally been caught. Thank you, Michelle McNamara
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 24, 2018
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Dobbe arrested for running over woman. Bad house-elf
source: whotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 23, 2018
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
NJ state trooper indicted for quoting Carly Rae Jepsen lyrics to women he pulled over
source: app.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alabama police create viral mashup combining popular current news stories: arresting black customers without cause and being stripped naked at Waffle House
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man arrested after fatally shooting daughter's boyfriend, stealing Hulk Hogan's facial hair
source: kfor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
City councilman arrested for DUI after driving on the wrong side of the road seems pretty happy
source: whnt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
World-renowned child poverty activist arrested in Nepal for bringing his work home with him
source: globalnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
There, that should solve everything, right? We're all good now, right? Look, I'm just the Sheriff, it's not like I have to power to arrest and charge him with murder or anything. I mean, let's not be hasty here
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)
 
 
 
Man arrested for patronizing a prostitute tells police he's self-employed. After being reminded that he's currently the mayor of the neighboring town, he replies "for now"
source: timesleader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 20, 2018
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Having solved all other crime, police arrest local meteorologist for stealing spring. Spring, if recovered will be inventoried and returned to its rightful owners
source: 1011now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
New Hampshire tries, fails to pass bill allowing drunk people to stop their cars and pretend to sleep when the cops show up so they can avoid drunk driving charges
source: fox6now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Homeless man steals beer truck, wears awesome shorts
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Homeless man steals beer truck, wears awesome shorts
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
RCMP arrest BC beaver in one of the most Canadian stories you'll read today
source: vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Highway travelers get a little tired of completely Farked-up driver sharing their space, and work together to solve the problem Alaska-style (with video)
source: ktuu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 19, 2018
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Man arrested for setting fire to Corvette because its owner might have been gay. Suspect spotted while driving Dodge Neon going "Beep Beep Hiiiii"
source: wcnc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
$50,000 worth of tractors stolen from the farm of former NBA player Scottie Pippen. $50,000 worth of clown costumes presumed safe at Dennis Rodman's condo
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
National Review looks at the Starbucks arrest and knows what they have to do. Grandstand and attention whore. Double bonus: using "religious language because science is lacking" and "corporate Woke Olympics"
source: nationalreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Stupid: taking a dog's ball. You're gonna get arrested: taking a K-9's ball
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old arrested after bringing gun to school. Don't worry, NRA members, the gun was unharmed
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 18, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Obsessed Dark Crystal fan arrested outside Taylor Swift's home
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"A guy came running from the street and he said, 'Officer, you got the wrong guy.' But they didn't care"
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"A guy came running from the street and he said, 'Officer, you got the wrong guy.' But they didn't care"
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump reveals US citizen arrested in Turkey is a spy
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Robber with glue gun finds himself in sticky situation
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Robber with glue gun finds himself in sticky situation
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 17, 2018
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
NHL player arrested in Phoenix. Everybody Panik
source: sportsnet.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Your honor, I couldn't have possibly committed the rape because as you can see I'm a good-looking guy and she's 300 pounds"
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
No matter what sides you're on, Comey's right about one thing. The President of the United States demanding Americans get arrested, jailed because he doesn't like them, for what they say can never be normal
source: jacksonville.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Broadband adviser picked by FCC Chairman Ajit Pai arrested on fraud charges
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 16, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida man asks one of the eternal questions of life: "What would happen if I stole some beer?"
source: tcpalm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 15, 2018
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Home invasion by armed men turns out to be bounty hunters looking for $115
source: missoulian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Philly player acts like Philly fan
source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Philly player acts like Philly fan
source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Philadelphia police chief says his officers were justified in arresting the black men who weren't doing anything illegal inside Starbucks
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat April 14, 2018
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Go be black somewhere else
source: philadelphia.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 13, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Zut alors. Retired French star soccer player, currently director for Miami FC, has gone native, with the Gallic flair of holding cup of wine when taken into custody
source: miamiherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
TV producer arrested in death of deaf sister. No hearing expected
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 12, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
Five arrested after throwing Easter rave in abandoned Toys R Us, which surprisingly isn't the plot to the next Seth Rogen movie
source: variety.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man kills his daughter, his son, his grandson, and his father in law, yet only leaves three bodies. If you can do the math on that, you'd wish you hadn't
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Reporter fight at Brewers game was over a picture of a dog
source: deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida Man quiz: Walmart doesn't have your meds. Do you? A) Head down to the beer aisle and get drunk in the cooler B) Yell at the pharmacist since you got all dressed up C) Threaten to blow up, shoot, and kill hundreds of people
source: floridatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese police use facial recognition technology to pick out suspect in crowd and arrest him. Difficulty: 60,000-strong concert crowd
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 11, 2018
(DHS)
 
 
 
Jamaican passenger arrested at NY airport after customs discovers her duty-free Bailey's Irish Cream to actually be 6lbs of Jose's Bolivian Dream
source: cbp.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 10, 2018
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of candidate to get recognized in today's political climate. CT Gubernatorial Candidate Lee Whitnum: "Hold my beer"
source: fox61.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The feds are treating Cohen like a mob lawyer". Hey, anyone know how long it took to arrest/convict John Gotti after Mueller got his lawyer investigated as an accomplice?
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Milwaukee reporter arrested for punching out another reporter over a third one
source: deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
DiBlasio aide busted on illegal gun charge
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You know it's Bizarro World when Conor McGregor is told to act like a gentleman by Floyd Mayweather
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 09, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
New York judge orders arrest of FARC leader. It's been nice knowing you
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Upstate New York police department fed up with lingering cold weather, places winter under arrest and tosses it in cooler
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Joy Reid, "What if Trump refuses to be arrested by Federal Marshals?" What if C-A-T spelled dog?
source: realclearpolitics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 08, 2018
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
Roof installer pitches fit and repossesses roof for late payment. Slapped with shingle charge of criminal damage and fined $4,500, beats being tarred and papered
source: kplctv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat April 07, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate arrested after her child ate the best macaroni and cheese ever
source: azfamily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Inthane Guy)
 
 
 
Thane man robbed of $1,200 in phishing scandal linked to his bank card. Such is life for a Thane man in an insane world
source: news.webindia123.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Loop North News)
 
 
 
Told by the fire department to document rotting fire standpipes below Wacker Drive? That's an arrestin'
source: loopnorth.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"DNA testing revealed 11 children in the camp were the product of a sexual relationship by their mothers with either a brother, father or other close male relative"
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
ICE raids Tennessee meat packing plant and arrests many illegal aliens. They are now raiding businesses who knowingly hire illegal aliens. Next up, Mar-a-Lago and most of your Trump hotels
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 06, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sean Penn's son, Hopper, arrested for drug possession. In other news, Sean Penn's daughter, Ballpoint, arrested for poor writing and his son, Pig, was arrested for littering. His son Play is suspected of child molestation
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 05, 2018
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Protip: If your storage locker is being sold at auction, maybe take the child porn out of it, first. Especially if you're the adult featured in it
source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Indiana Man arrested in Florida after going to the shell festival to take photos of the bearded clams
source: fox4now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Police officer claims he smells marijuana on man, uses that as excuse to put his hands down his pants. Something about this story just feels nuts
source: komonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Police officer claims he smells marijuana on man, uses that as excuse to put his hands down his pants. Something about this story just feels nuts
source: komonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
'Worst DUI offender in the country' arrested again trying to fill car with kerosene at gas station. She has six DUIs in six states, including nursing a child while driving drunk. Her 11 children have been taken away from her in Minnesota
source: wgntv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 04, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you're running a brothel out of your apartment don't volunteer to also take care of your friend's kids
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 03, 2018
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Black Lightning, when Jefferson is arrested Gambi recreates a plotline from season one of Arrow to cast doubt on Black Lightning's identity. (CW 9ET)
source: cinemablend.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Suspect sings 'Cops' theme following chase and arrest
source: local21news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Suspect sings 'Cops' theme following chase and arrest
source: local21news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Somebody broke the first rule of Daycare Fight Club
source: kare11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Police: Man hits officer with potato chips after being told to stop riding carts at store
source: local21news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
California man arrested after he tried to pay for sex with a 4-year-old. Police say they got suspicious when he asked for a 1-year-old in change
source: abc7news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Someone hung around the weird kryptonite a little too long: Allison Mack expected to be arrested for sex trafficking
source: jezebel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Truro Daily)
 
 
 
"He allegedly smashed the front window of the home, woke a sleeping household and tried to torch the place, but he was civilized in his manner"
source: trurodaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Truro Daily)
 
 
 
"He allegedly smashed the front window of the home, woke a sleeping household and tried to torch the place, but he was civilized in his manner"
source: trurodaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Your kid won't get out of bed for church. Do you: (a) yell louder, (b) ground him, or (c) tase him?
source: fox6now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 02, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Sometimes, the name says it all
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A Republican Alabama state lawmaker, a former chairman of the Alabama Republican Party, and a health care executive walk into a bar. Oh, did I say bar? I mean to say that were all arrested on federal bribery charges on Monday
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Everything is possible in the magical world of Disney. Even the arrest of your local Congressman's wife for "disorderly intoxication" (with mugshot)
source: actionnewsjax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat March 31, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
U-Haul driver in New Hampshire arrested after running out of gas following a 20-mile interstate chase. Although who could blame the guy for trying his best to get out of New Hampshire as fast as possible?
source: wcax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
There's partying, and there's this guy
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
There's partying, and there's this guy
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jackson Free Press)
 
 
 
A quick math problem: if 53% of gang members are white, how many white people have been arrested with the state's anti-gang laws since 2010? Hint: the state is Mississippi
source: jacksonfreepress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ocklawaha)
 
 
 
Florida Man™ tries the old "smell my finger" alibi
source: wtfflorida.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Florida Guy)
 
 
 
Sometimes, when you have had a long day, there's nothing better than having a few drinks before passing out in a supermarket with a partially eaten and unpaid for chicken breast on your chest
source: parsippanyfocus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri March 30, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
2 office leaders: college dropout arrested for drunk driving and bad checks; Marine reservist arrested for assault, disorderly conduct, fleeing an officer and underage drinking. The others vetting Trump's nominees are less qualified
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Death by Snus Snus?
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two women arrested for fighting with human excrement. According to police, no cup was involved
source: theeagleonline.com.ng   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu March 29, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If the panic on display is real, it seems one of the InfoWars guys got arrested by the FBI for being a Russian agent and has testified before the grand jury. No, not Alex Jones
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Armed with nunchucks, man impersonates both a state trooper and the FBI while trying to fight a 15 year-old boy
source: wkyt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
♪ You tell a lie about a coconut, it get you locked up ♪
source: miamiherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed March 28, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
The long arm of justice causes man's arm to get stuck in a church drop box he was trying to steal from
source: tcpalm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue March 27, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Larry Nassar's boss, and former Michigan State University dean, is also a vile bastard
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
We have investigated ourselves and found ourselves innocent of any wrongdoing in the shooting death of the deaf man who didn't follow orders
source: 5newsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Missing Harley Quinn cosplayers arrested in Nevada
source: 5newsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after making lewd comments to Easter Bunny
source: fox8.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If your schizophrenic roommate thinks you're a devil worshipper, hide all the kitchen knives and sleep with one eye open
source: nwfdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Zoning board blocks opening of shelter meant to help girls escape sex trafficking, based on testimony from one, single neighbor who was arrested, charged with child sex-trafficking after being turned in by his mom
source: wisn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon March 26, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Maybe if you're part of a cyber-criminal gang that stole almost a billion Euros, stay out of the EU where they have real police? Try a sparsely populated banana republic where the police are easily bribed. Just saying
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Zeke Upshaw, who collapsed during G League game, has passed away at 26 from cardiac arrest
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Stumbling into traffic yelling at cars, blowing a .286, kicking an officer in the head and being tasered twice will leave you looking like this guy
source: fox13now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He may not ring one to some people, but former MLB player Albert Belle arrested for extreme DUI and showing his baseball bat to people
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
It's the Alabama way to get high on meth and lead police on a 20-mile chase that ends with you getting arrested in the produce aisle of a Walmart
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Carlsbad Current Argus)
 
 
 
New Mexico State Police arrested five people for attempted kidnapping to collect a $5 drug debt
source: currentargus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun March 25, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Patriots' Duron Harmon arrested for bringing weed into Costa Rica . You're doing it wrong
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat March 24, 2018
(Huddersfield Examiner)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for swearing at herself
source: examiner.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu March 22, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Zay Jones' father gives update on Bills receiver after felony vandalism arrest for fighting for Jesus
source: cbssports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Video of smoking baby results in mother's arrest. No word if she at least give him a dry rub first
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
President of Oklahoma Independent Petroleum Association arrested for driving drunk, turning into a beet based on this mugshot
source: kfor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
News: Man bites dog. Fark: Man bites police K-9 on body cam footage
source: fox6now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed March 21, 2018
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Tallahassee community theater actor arrested for stealing $77,000 from his day job, after having starred in "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying"
source: tallahassee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Woman asks if she can get fries with her breakfast sandwich at jail security booth, gets arrested
source: pix11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Let's just go ahead and lock him up now: Sheriff's deputies say Parkland shooter Nikolas Cruz' younger brother, arrested for trespassing at the scene of the shooting, "admired" how popular his brother is now, and wanted to set up a fan club for him
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"I'm going to fight for Jesus" says Bills WR before being arrested for felony vandalism (video in article possibly NSFW)
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue March 20, 2018
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
What better way to celebrate Grandma's birthday than with a chair-throwing brawl at Golden Corral? (With video goodness)
source: pjstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Captain Dickhead arrested. Mugshot looks like Sergeant Scrotum Chin might have been a better nickname
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
How quaint. Some countries still arrest their presidents for illegal election shenanigans
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
News anchor arrested after being accused of assaulting her son because he didn't believe in God. But the real story is SHE'S BEEN WEARING A WIG ALL THIS TIME???
source: ledger-enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!

Link archives »


On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report