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headlines found matching 'Arrest'
Tue January 26, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Tattooing your face not only lowers your employability it raises your identifiablity making it easier for the FBI to get an arrest warrant
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Boy runs away, sparks massive search, later found chasing ducks. Kid has a bright future in Fark headlines
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Submitter just ordered a new microwave and you should give them ideas on what to nuke in the column over here --
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Submitter just ordered a new microwave and you should give them ideas on what to nuke in the column over here --
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Trey Songz arrested at AFC Championship Game after he scuffled with police officerz during his arrest for not following coronavirus protocolz
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(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Come for the ho-hum story of yet another nut arrested in connection to the Capitol riot. Stay for the comedy gold photo of his Montana business storefront
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
In a case of life imitating art, the owner of a popular Italian restaurant is arrested for killing his wife. "Alcohol may have been involved"
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
63 partygoers face fines of $1,000 each for attending a pandemic party with a high level of carbon monoxide. Seems to me the city had a self-correcting problem there
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Two women arrested for impersonating law enforcement, livestreaming fake traffic stop and you've already guessed the state
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Today's technical challenge: How long will it take before man gets arrested after uploading child porn on social media app, rated only 1 out of 7 points on Electronic Frontier Foundation's secure messaging scorecard?
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Arrest a man for collecting signatures? That's a firing
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(Irgendein Typ)
 
 
 
Photoshop this arrest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alleged Chinese-Canadian drug kingpin arrested in Amsterdam, thought to oversee the largest methamphetamine cartel in the world. As in, up to $18 billion in annual revenue
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hawaii GOP: "People who [believed JFK Jr. was secretly alive and would arrest Hillary Clinton to protect Trump] don't deserve mockery"
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Fri January 22, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Governor who had scientist arrested for not lying about Covid data caught lying about number of Covid vaccines administered
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Police say "This could happen anywhere" after home turns into brothel, as subby looks hopefully into his living room
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
California police arrest man after finding marijuana, loaded AR-15 rifle, Pennywise clown mask in car. Sounds like a hell of a party
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for...(checks notes)...me yelling "Trump 2020" on the plane
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
PSA: If you're going to dig up graves and steal the skulls make sure you don't leave your DNA behind on a cigar butt
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former Make-A-Wish Iowa CEO arrested for Making A Theft
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
If your social media user name is "Madame D" and your group is called ""The Prostate Queens," you might be running a brothel in a glamorous country club home
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Paypal tells seditionist who took a private jet to the Capitol riots to go grift somewhere else
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The first wave of arrests in the Capitol riots were easy, since they were the morons who advertised their participation on social media. But there are still hundreds left, and tracking them down is going to be much harder. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Man arrested for plotting to blow up IRS Headquarters and shoot Nancy Pelosi. Did she do his taxes last year or something?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Congresswoman who assembled Articles of Impeachment out of Legos: "9/11 'was done by our own government' and 'none of the school shootings were real or done by the ones who were supposedly arrested for them' "
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Economic recovery continues under the Biden administration. "Wanted by the FBI" reward market sees a 50 percent gain
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Teen mastermind nearly pulls off a scam of the Kroger he worked at, netting $980,000. The trouble probably began when a co-worker noticed an $87,000 product return credit
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stealing $50,000 of elderly woman's gold and silver, along with all the blue rinse she had if perp's mugshot is any indication
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(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
They say an "appliance store owner" was arrested for his role in the insurrection, but upon viewing pictures of his business, I think "Q Obsessed, Full-Blown Lunatic" is more appropriate
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Think QAnon is going away now that Biden is President and Hillary hasn't been arrested & executed? Oh you sweet summer child. QAnon could be our next major emerging religion. What does this mean? Why, Fark fodder for YEARS of headlines, of course
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dr. Hydro arrested for insurrectioning
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Monkey Whisperer arrested for illegally breeding, selling monkeys. Tamarins, too, but they're like monkeys
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Going to guess "charges against two people who qualify for but do not have licenses to carry concealed handguns" is code for "white people"
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Deputy sheriff arrested for making written terrorist threats following US Capitol insurrection, like "should have dragged the tyrants into the streets and executed them." At this arrest rate, Trump will have no one eligible to vote for him in 2024
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Tue January 19, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
They said, "Capitol Hill is the place I want to be", and now they've been arrested back in Beverly... Hills that is
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The organizer of the Straight Pride parade has been arrested in relation to the capitol riots
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go / Arrest him for sedition / He farked up real bad, and now he's going home / Arrest him for sedition
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: officials will fine anyone found taunting the Florida monkeys
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Included in those arrested in the wake of the Capitol riot are "people affiliated with The Three Percenters, The Oath Keepers, Proud Boys, Texas Freedom Force, and other self-described Nazis and white supremacists". So, Antifa agents all the way down
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Mon January 18, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Florida DOH data scientist Rebekah Jones turns herself into state police on felony arrest warrant
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC Fashion Institute of Technology student from Staten Island with not much fashion sense about bragging on the Internets arrested for storming the Capitol
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nanotechnologist arrested for hiding his ties to China. Well, they weren't really hidden, they were just really small
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Moai escapes from Easter Island to ram state police cruiser in McBain, refuses to hand over the Maxwell Circuit, gets arrested the next day. MENDOOOOZZZZAAAAA
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
BearSprayMan arrested for attacking Capitol cop. ManBearPig unavailable for comment
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Cowboys for Trump founder arrested. Yeehaw
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Sun January 17, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Woman trying to get into DC security zone claims she's a military security officer and a member of Trump's cabinet, offers commemorative challenge coin as ID. Arrestalarity ensues
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Navalny arrested immediately upon return to Russia
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man strikes out
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man strikes out
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Remember how we used to joke that if Trump was arrested for jaywalking, Giuliani could plead it down to murder 1? This isn't quite that, but in response to claims Trump incited the Beer Gut Putsch, Rudy describes "incitement" as exactly what happened
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Sat January 16, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Face-scratching, dick-waving, aggressive dogs and reckless driving: Bobo the Treason Clown and her husband, the sentient can of 4Loko, are exactly as delightful as you would expect
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Trump didn't lose the election. New Hotness: I am not under arrest
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Zip tie guy's mom has now been arrested
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Welcome to Park-and-Go. Please lock your car and do not feed the monkeys
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Baked Alaska now Baked Arrested
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Professor arrested for ties. Geez, how ugly does your tie need to be to get arrested for it?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
FBI arrests man seen smoking cigar during Capitol siege. BRILLIANT
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Fri January 15, 2021
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Scottsdale issues warrant for Baked Alaska. Remember the a la mode
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Official list of everybody charged with crimes at the Capitol January 6, with details of offense and current status. "Was this page helpful?" Yes, it was
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jenna Ryan, the Texas real estate agent who took a private jet to the Capitol Riot and posted on Twitter "We just stormed the Capitol" is arrested for storming the Capitol. Bonus: Also said she wouldn't be cancelled, and has now been cancelled
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man found driving with pants down, axe in backseat, and window smashed convicted of drunk driving, not utilizing the Freebird rule
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
"Lol to anyone who's possibly concerned about the picture of me going around ... Sorry I hate freedom? ... Not like I did anything illegal," said the Army Guardsman who participated in the Capitol insurrection, prior to being arrested
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Thu January 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
NY AG sues NYPD, NYPD sues NY AG, Cuomo sues himself by mistake
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(gCaptain)
 
 
 
"Drunk man arrested after Coast Guard locates stolen Tiki Hut bar"
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
FBI searching for teenager for violating pretrial release, embarrassing COVID haircut
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
San Antonio woman in Project Veritas video arrested on election-related charges
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The man who waved the Confederate flag in the Rotunda has been arrested...in Delaware?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Glock? Check. AR-15? Check. Telescopic sight? Check. 2,500 rounds of Ammo, 300 rounds AP, high cap mags? Check. Check. Check. Allll set to head to DC for a "peaceful protest". Wait, one more thing: gotta text death threats to Pelosi and Bowser
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
They've completely lost their farking minds... now apparently Space Force is going to cut Biden's inauguration feed and the mass arrests will then begin
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(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Grover Cleveland arrested with assault rifle, handgun and 2,500 rounds in Washington D.C
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Bat shiat lawyer is beginning to see actual repercussions for spewing his crazy so far and wide
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Construction company owner from New York who was arrested during the riot says the police took away his CELL PHONE and treated him "like an animal" even though, and he can't stress this enough, he was wealthy, white, AND male at the time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Serial toilet thief is arrested after police find something to go on
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Pediatrician / Walmart Tom Hiddleston arrested on child porn charges
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Tue January 12, 2021
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Put him under oath right now, get the names and arrest the traitors
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Guys, when trying to impress the ladies, do you: a.) show up for a date on foot, b.) steal an electric golf cart to leave, c.) get arrested when golf cart battery dies, d.) all of the above
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Former Tallahassee ethics officer arrested for cyberstalking and threatening former lover, who had been married at the time. You'd think they would have covered that in her orientation
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Chipotle security guard arrested for serving two scoops of whoop-ass to maskless patron
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Jojo Siwa card game includes questions about getting caught naked, getting arrested. Difficulty: Labeled for ages 6+
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Trump supporter found dead in Georgia after being charged in connection with the Capitol Raid
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Trump supporter found dead in Georgia after being charged in connection with the Capitol Raid
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Officer Selfie has been suspended
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Inmate caught after attempting to escape hospital after stealing janitor's uniform. Should have taken a mop to ensure a clean getaway
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Inmate caught after attempting to escape hospital after stealing janitor's uniform. Should have taken a mop to ensure a clean getaway
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
To mark Human Trafficking Awareness Day, Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office arrest 71 for human trafficking. Super Bowl LV being held in Tampa had nothing to do with it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Connecticut woman arrested for taking part in the Capitol siege says she had no idea she was on the building's grounds
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I can't believe this poor guy got arrested... surely it wasn't because of his text messages... Oh, wait...yeah, it's definitely the text messages
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Sun January 10, 2021
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Person #1 (with ziptie cuffs) has been arrested in TN by the FBI. Tag is for his intentions with the cuffs
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Sat January 09, 2021
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Man pepper-sprayed and punched by cop in case of mistaken identity receives apology. Just kidding, he received a charge of obstruction
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Man pepper-sprayed and punched by cop in case of mistaken identity receives apology. Just kidding, he received a charge of obstruction
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Shirtless man with furs and horned hat photographed on the Senate dais during the insurrection has been arrested by the FBI. Says he did it "at the request of the President that all 'patriots' come to D.C."
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Fri January 08, 2021
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Add another statistic to the hypocrisy pile, the Capitol Police made more arrests on each of the first three days of the confirmation hearings for Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, in September, 2018, than they did yesterday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Take the police emergency number off your phone's speed dial while committing a crime. Super pro-tip: Don't detail your antics when they might be overheard
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Serial bank robber who moonlights as a serial litigant finally arrested
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Oh look, a video of Senator-Elect Warnock being arrested in 2017 for PRAYING in the Capitol Rotunda during the debate over repealing the ACA by the same Capitol Police who took selfies with the rioters Wednesday. Wonder what the difference was?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Justice Dept. arrests WV State Delegate for illegally entering Capitol while dumbassing
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Two Florida Men arrested after stealing human skulls, hands, arms and bones from cemetery, in which investigators believe was either ritualistic activity or an attempt to get boned
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Teen arrested while trying to break into a car using a screwdriver, punches and strangles cops, and TFA leaves out the most important detail: Phillips or Slotted?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Teen arrested while trying to break into a car using a screwdriver, punches and strangles cops, and TFA leaves out the most important detail: Phillips or Slotted?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona starts their Wall of Shame
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Authorities have caught up with Soho Karen. The woman who falsely accused a black teen of taking her cell phone achieved the Karenest-level Karening by reportedly failing to stop, putting up a fight and resisting arrest
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Authorities have caught up with Soho Karen. The woman who falsely accused a black teen of taking her cell phone achieved the Karenest-level Karening by reportedly failing to stop, putting up a fight and resisting arrest
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good news everyone The insurrectionists have learned their lesson and have decided to go away quietly after not being arrested. J/K...they're planning to come back on the 19th for more
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Smiling lectern guy arrested
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for Donald Trump
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Wed January 06, 2021
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Doggone Door Dash Driver
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(Otaku USA)
 
 
 
"What were you arrested for, kid?" And I said, "Forging popsicle sticks'" And they all moved away from me on the bench there
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(Queens Daily Eagle)
 
 
 
Queens woman faces 25 years in prison for first degree criminal possession of rap video props
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
DC police send the Proud Boys a message, making multiple arrests last night for crimes including "carrying guns without a license, possession of unregistered ammo and possession of unregistered guns,. assaulting a police officer and simple assault"
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Dispatch, we have an officer involved 10-69 in progress at the motel, send backup and a supervisor
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
You rarely meet a lawyer that is not interested in money
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
Gun show or clown show?
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(KVOA Tucson)
 
 
 
Dude, you can't have THAT much weed
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Riding an airboat through the streets of his neighborhood, knocking over trash cans, and shooting off fireworks is definitely a way to mock law enforcement, at least for Florida Man
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Riding an airboat through the streets of his neighborhood, knocking over trash cans, and shooting off fireworks is definitely a way to mock law enforcement, at least for Florida Man
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Enrique Tarrio has raised $90,000 with a Christian crowdfunding site. Legal? No. Still getting away with it? Yes
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iran issues Interpol notice for President Trump, officially moving to the back of the line of people waiting to arrest him
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Aussie mates on fishing trip come across naked fugitive in mangroves covered in mud and bug bites. Cool Hand Luke not impressed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently, you can't stomp on the roof of a police SUV while screaming "I am the b--ch beast" and post the video to Instagram without getting arrested. Who knew?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Proud Boys of Parler are taking Enrique Tarrio's arrest well. Btw, you may be want to avoid DC for the next few days
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
I'm dancing with tears in my eyes ... Oh and Mom's blood on my shoes
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
I'm dancing with tears in my eyes ... Oh and Mom's blood on my shoes
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
On the eve of their effort to overthrow democracy, Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio is arrested in DC
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1964, the Boston Strangler struck again, upping the ante for subsequent horrifying acts by the Chattanooga Cutthroat and the Ypsilanti Bedazzler
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Then either it WILL get it confiscated, or you WILL get arrested
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Sun January 03, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Your parents are the sun and the moon? Nice try, Earth
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: "God, why does everyone want me to be arrested? I only just want to have a tiny, little bitty coup"
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(WGEM Quincy)
 
 
 
Nearly 500K marijuana arrest records expunged in Illinois. Dude
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Maine man arrested for trying - and failing - to burn down Springfield church three times. D'OH
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(WLBT Jackson)
 
 
 
Highway bagels in Jackson, Mississippi are unremarkable, but the interstate donuts are so amazing they should be illegal
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Sat January 02, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Are private US prisons fined for prisoners escaping? Asking for a friend
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Are private US prisons fined for prisoners escaping? Asking for a friend
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida Man just can't stop being a Florida Man even after serving time for being a Florida Man
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Watching child porn on an iPad in public is a pretty good way to get arrested, pedophile
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Fri January 01, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In today's episode of What Is Trump Thinking: "So if I start a war with Iran, I can declare martial law, have Biden arrested, and become President for life, right?"
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
News: A former volleyball coach is facing charges for having sex with minors. Really news: More than 50 felony charges. Fark: He was previously arrested in 2014 for having sex with a minor
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Thu December 31, 2020
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Not News: Man arrested for abandoning leftover merch from his business in the Arizona desert. Fark: 20 limbs and 3 heads
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Wed December 30, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man pretends to be cop, sexually batters man he met on dating site while armed with knife. And that's pretty much the year in review, ladies and gentlemen. See ya in 2021
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
So, just what can Trump expect living at Mar-a-Lago after 20 January 2021? Depends if Trump isn't arrested in DC first thing
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Tue December 29, 2020
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
"According to the arrest report, the [deceased's] business was a clothing store, recording studio, and an illegal marijuana dispensary." Well, +1 for entrepreneurship, anyway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After verifying Shaq O'Neal had a solid alibi, cops arrested four teens that threw bricks at passing cars
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff was NOT arrested over the Christmas weekend, no matter what your QAnon believing acquaintances posted on Facebook
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Sun December 27, 2020
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man stunned after going clubbing on the freeway
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man stunned after going clubbing on the freeway
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Sat December 26, 2020
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Smarter than the average drunk, woman slips out of her handcuffs four times after DUI arrest
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Thu December 24, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Former 'Survivor' cast member who lied that his grandmother died on show is now arrested for allegedly stealing from her
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(Hard Boiled News)
 
 
 
Hi, I have a Mr. Darwin on the line. He says he has some kind of award for you
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Wed December 23, 2020
(Some Iowan by Birth)
 
 
 
Guy with three first names was arrested because a movie felt so real that he thought his house was booby-trapped. Wearing only sweatpants and socks, he was found lying in a driveway blocks from his home. Police report that alcohol was involved
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Did Barr arrest Lev Parnas to shield Trump from his impeachment testimony? Shoulda got that pardon, Billy boy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
President signs law granting unconditional lifetime immunity to prosecution, arrest or questioning to all former presidents. Any questions?
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Mon December 21, 2020
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
28-year-old man told by parents to turn off video he was watching so they could go to bed. What's the worst that could happen?
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
28-year-old man told by parents to turn off video he was watching so they could go to bed. What's the worst that could happen?
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Today's example of "a fool and his money are soon parted" brought to you by Bedford, PA
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Sun December 20, 2020
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Man carjacked 5 people in 1 hour and 10 minutes in Minneapolis. Still failed to escape Minneapolis
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Man carjacked 5 people in 1 hour and 10 minutes in Minneapolis. Still failed to escape Minneapolis
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Fri December 18, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1878, the last member of the Molly Maguires is executed, marking the end of Anglo-Irish punk bands until 1982 and The Pogues
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(Committee to Protect Journalists)
 
 
 
A record number of journalists worldwide were jailed on "false news" charges in 2020...Trump's global leadership on democratic values and pro-press rhetoric clearly setting a fine example
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Thu December 17, 2020
(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Your daily ready-for-Fark headline: Eureka man recently arrested on suspicion of dealing drugs arrested on suspicion of dealing drugs. With bonus "you think this will stop me?" mug shot
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
ಠ_ಠ
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Wed December 16, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
German police are closing in on Dr. Evil
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(CBC)
 
 
 
German police are closing in on Dr. Evil
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Tue December 15, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
German police make a 4th arrest in the Dresden jewelry heist as "Layla" plays in the background
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Unhinged Trumper arrested for running A/C repairman off the road and holding him at gunpoint to expose voter fraud. Yeah. Anyway, he used to be a captain in the Houston PD. The unhinged Trumper, not the A/C repairman
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian fashion mogul Peter Nygard arrested, will be modelling latest jail fashions south of the border
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Neck Sleeve and Side Chin arrested in series of Las Vegas valley bar robberies
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Apparently it is now wrong to trick women into changing your diapers
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
There is no limit to the amount of cash you can carry on a U.S. flight. But don't worry, when the feds seize your cash, they don't have to arrest you or charge you. Or give it back. (Tag is for those fighting this... asinine practice.)
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Mon December 14, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Uh oh, it looks like someone's on Santa's Naughty List
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Uh oh, it looks like someone's on Santa's Naughty List
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Sun December 13, 2020
(Rockford Register Star)
 
 
 
Apparently an 11-year-old letter from a dead writer to a dead recipient found in a random safe deposit box is enough to charge someone with murder
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(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Where do you go for bail when you're the owner of the largest bail bond company in town?
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Sat December 12, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
You know how QAnon wants to shut down child pornography rings? Guess what a QAnon-loving Louisiana congressional candidate just got arrested for? Go ahead, guess
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Thu December 10, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Newsmax may be attempting to poach Fox News staffers. May we also recommend frying, grilling, broiling, shish kebabing, etc?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Underground party leads to 158 arrests. Man, those C.H.U.D.s know how to throw a rager
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China puts two Canadians on trial for espionage, unwilling to accept defense attorney claims that they only put the mouse in the beer bottle in a ploy for free beer
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Wed December 09, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Middle-aged fan of J-Pop girl group puts their T-shirt in burnable garbage bin, regerts it, runs to town incinerator to reclaim it, but is too late. Weeks later he posts bomb threat on social media and gets arrested, which is apparently what fans do
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Tue December 08, 2020
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
This Zoom has everything: Break-in while teaching, release the hounds, running with scissors, Transit Police arrest, NSFW f-bomb
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
Video
 
New Jersey police have arrested the Grinch on charges of conspiring to steal Christmas
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
MLB ump arrested for making the wrong call
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Mon December 07, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Police raid two illegal speakeasies, dispersing dozens of revelers and seizing alcohol being illegally sold. This is not a repeat from 1920
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Police raid two illegal speakeasies, dispersing dozens of revelers and seizing alcohol being illegally sold. This is not a repeat from 1920
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woot Stout Drew fears Bud Light Mike
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Stop stop My Schaden can only get so Freude
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Sun December 06, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
That NYC bar that keeps refusing to close did it again Saturday night - and the GM ran over a cop trying to flee arrest
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(The Daily World 2)
 
 
 
Real life "Grinch"arrested for stealing Christmas trees
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Sat December 05, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but LB Vontaze Burfict was arrested on a battery charge
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
First thing they should have stolen was a new car battery
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Fri December 04, 2020
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Sheriff holds press conference where he calls recently arrested scammers "brilliant" and says he can't divulge details of the scam so as not to encourage other scammers. Article then proceeds to give details of the scam
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas football player is ejected from the game by the referee. Decides to try and upgrade the ejection to an arrest for assault when he runs back on the field and tackles the referee (with video)
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Thu December 03, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Former Don Quijote CEO arrested for insider trading. This is not an allegory
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Disney princess falls on hard times, has two encounters with police in 3 days. Fark: in Beavercreek, Ohio, of all places
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Disney princess falls on hard times, has two encounters with police in 3 days. Fark: in Beavercreek, Ohio, of all places
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The so-called "con queen of Hollywood" who stole untold amounts of money from producers by pretending to be various actors, turns out to be a 41 year-old woman from Manchester
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The so-called "con queen of Hollywood" who stole untold amounts of money from producers by pretending to be various actors, turns out to be a 41 year-old woman from Manchester
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
How boring are the Houston suburbs? They spent a year staking out a single pimp and arrested him with a SWAT team and armored vehicles
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
How boring are the Houston suburbs? They spent a year staking out a single pimp and arrested him with a SWAT team and armored vehicles
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Fugitive captured, sentenced for sexual assault, reckless conduct with a deadly weapon, voter fraud, and other charges, including wearing sunglasses on top of ball cap with severe crush in brim
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Well, there it is... the stupidest thing I've read today
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Wed December 02, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
♪ When you slug a Disney star, makes no difference who you are. Anything security desires, will come to you
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
More followup from the Staten Island bar that declared itself an"autonomous zone"; they got raided for COVID violations and the owner was arrested after 50 covidiots gathered to protest the shutdown
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Hoards of Russian space officials are being fired or arrested. Noticable absent is the boss who sure knows the art of blaming underlings for his lack of success
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(North Country Now)
 
 
 
Not news: Lowlife arrested in Massena, NY on drug possession and distribution charges. News: Lowlife is the mayor of Massena. Fark: Lowlife is former Massena chief of police. UltraFark: and founder of the Boys and Girls Club of Massena. Massena
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Tue December 01, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Russian serial killer arrested in Volga. No word on height or boat status
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this annoyed arrestee
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Disaster emergency plans by state: CA: family members to provide basic hygiene. NYC: family members may be asked to operate manual oxygen ventilators. ND: no attempts to resuscitate people in cardiac arrest. OK: IV hookups at veterinary offices
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
If you're a wanted fugitive you don't want to crash into a police car
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Mon November 30, 2020
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Former college student pleads guilty in heavy metal poisoning of roommate. Off to cell block E, jail cell 5
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"New Zealand officials file charges over deadly White Island volcano eruption". Arrest warrants issued for Rūaumoko and Madame Pele
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Sat November 28, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
"They're always after me lucky charms"
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Fri November 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"America's Got Talent" child magicians arrested for making themselves disappear
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"That's not a knife, this is a knife" ... pizza edition (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After cops ask him to leave Walmart because he won't wear a mask, Ohio man figures the one thing that would make the situation better would be to put on his brass knuckles
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's a Thanksgiving tradition like no other. Just remember, the song isn't really about Alice, or her restaurant, or even about the garbage. It's really a simple question, kid... have you ever been arrested?
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Wed November 25, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Nebraska man arrested for shooting, killing, and presumably eating two Sonic employees
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Sun November 22, 2020
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Milwaukee mall shooter arrested; wasn't even old enough to drive himself there
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Fri November 20, 2020
(Texarkana Gazette)
 
 
 
Wife of cop-killer wannabe Boogaloo Boi arrested after punching officer over impounded pot bellied pig. Arrange those words however you want, they still won't make any more sense
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida guard arrested for smuggling contraband into prison. Unclear why he felt it necessary to use his rectum
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
New Mexico state trooper pulls man over on I-40, gets shot 3 times for her trouble, dusts herself off, chases him down and arrests him
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Thu November 19, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
In which NFL stars rob criminals at a BBQ and the defense attorney gets himself arrested. Fail tag beat out Florida in a photo finish
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Wed November 18, 2020
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
On this day in 1872, Susan B. Anthony was arrested by a U.S. Deputy Marshal and charged with illegally voting in the presidential election two weeks prior
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Man arrested for impromptu rendition of "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" performance in the street
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Tue November 17, 2020
(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Amazon employees arrested for stealing $592,000 worth of iPhones. Police have recovered all 7 phones
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Cops arrest Florida Man for grand theft because metal utility pole strapped to roof of his small sedan didn't come standard
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Sun November 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Muslim woman getting in the way of a white male first class passenger? That's an arresting
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Tue November 10, 2020
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Another Cincinnati Councilman arrested for public corruption by the FBI. At least this time it was a Republican so it seems that they're trying to keep things balanced with their arrests
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tony La Russa's inexplicable hire keeps getting better, as he was arrested for DUI in February
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Mon November 09, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked woman arrested for lewd activity outside Popeyes. Apparently it was finger flickin' good
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Thu November 05, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
2020 Mad libs: Anti-mask sovereign citizen yogi arrested for quarantine violations after attending flat-earth conference. What, no Q-anon? No murder hornets?
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Wed November 04, 2020
(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Man arrested after trying to plan a "purge" in Providence, Rhode Island. Like anyone else who's been through Providence lately, Subby wonders why people had a problem with the idea
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(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
Penn State cornerback arrested for pot possession. Not a repeat from September. Maybe he should disable smoke detectors when he blazes up in his on campus apartment
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Tue November 03, 2020
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Armed man arrested at NC polling place
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Sat October 31, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's getting dumber: Trump cultists observed protesting outside Attorney General Barr's home because he won't arrest Joe Biden for crimes
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Fri October 30, 2020
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
A note next to Ronda Rousey's name indicated she was arrested at a WWE event. This document was made by the "it's still real to me" guy or the White House
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Half of the protesters arrested in Seattle are white and two thirds are from other cities, study finds, with some coming from as far as Alaska, Texas, or even, god forbid, Woodinville
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Thu October 29, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Six folks arrested in complex heist ring at JFK Airport, netting more than $6 million in goods. Including Gucci, Prada, and various sneakers. Let's see, that amounts to three purses, a few necklaces, and two pairs of Yeezy shoes
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Mon October 26, 2020
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Passenger in Offset's car arrested for concealed weapon, incorrect spacing on wheel
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I slept with a woman the other night, but I told the missus I was in a jail cell sobering up cause the cops were arresting everyone as they came out of the pub for not social distancing. She seems to have believed me but I feel guilty
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Sun October 25, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Add Ohio to list of states where wingnut groups planned to kidnap and "arrest" the governor on charges of "tyranny"
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Men arrested on weapons charges while broadcasting gun-wielding rap video production on Facebook Live, still unsure how the cops knew
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Fri October 23, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Idaho police arrest people who refuse to wear masks, citing 'religious exemption'
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
This mugshot clearly shows it was worth being arrested four times
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Refusing to wear a mask in the local grocery co-op? That's an arresting for criminal trespass
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Thu October 22, 2020
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
A "very fine person" has been arrested with a van full of guns and explosives on his way to carry out a terrorist attack, including attempting to kill Biden
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Tue October 20, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Man arrested over threat to kidnap and kill Wichita Mayor Brandon Whipple. Apparently he's not a fan of Charmin either
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Mon October 19, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1982, John DeLorean was arrested with enough blow to go back in time
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
What do you call a drunk guy driving with no arms and no legs? Arrested
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Fri October 16, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Over-eager daredevil scales six stories of the New York Times building in Manhattan, gets tired, gets arrested
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Thu October 15, 2020
(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Pro-life, former Idaho GOP Governor candidate, arrested for murder of a 12-year-old girl. The murder happened in 1984
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Police Dog. New Scaly Hotness: Pliss Snek (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Something Awful has been sold to something awful. Please wash hands before installing load-bearing drywall
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Mon October 12, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Bayonet and gun confiscated from man in Boston. No word on whether his coat was red. This is not a repeat from 1776
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Bayonet and gun confiscated from man in Boston. No word on whether his coat was red. This is not a repeat from 1776
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Indian man who fasted for four days 'to pray for Trump's coronavirus recovery' dies of cardiac arrest"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You know that urban legend about some psycho putting razor blades in Halloween candy? Total BS. It's actually pizza dough
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You know that urban legend about some psycho putting razor blades in Halloween candy? Total BS. It's actually pizza dough
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Sun October 11, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A third RNC speaker has been arrested
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Days after armed militia terrorists are arrested for planning an attack on the governor, I'm Eric holds a rally in Michigan at a gun shop. Just in case you weren't sure where the Trump campaign stands
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A couple of Daily Caller journalists get knocked around and arrested by Wisconsin police wearing leopard patterned riot gear
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
There are no voters here. There is only Zul
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two arrested after THC-laced sweets sent 34 dilated pupils to hospital
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Thu October 08, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A $10 million bond has been set for two of the men arrested in the plot to kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer. With 'Yep....they're batshait crazy' photo goodness
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
While all these people around Trump keep getting sick is a great medical mystery it's also a real puzzling mystery why all these people around Trump keep getting arrested
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
France begins arresting cafe and bar owners for: A; Mask violations, B; Food safety violations, or C; Not logging activitiy on their public Wifi for the last 14 years
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Wed October 07, 2020
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
90 percent of those arrested during protests/riots last month in Portland have had charges dropped. Definitely some fine police work there, Lou
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
If you really want to see a losing presidential candidate arrested just wait four more months
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(KRCR TV Redding)
 
 
 
Don't like your county board? Arrest them for nothing
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Tue October 06, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Dementia patient walks away from nursing home. Cops who find her discover decade-old DUI warrant, arrest her
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Two teens arrested for murder. From the mugshots it appears they were part of some new Goomba Gang
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Sun October 04, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
$2.2 million in cocaine. An Indian reservation. Feds in a van. An international kidnapping. Choose your own headline
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
$2.2 million in cocaine. An Indian reservation. Feds in a van. An international kidnapping. Choose your own headline
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Sat October 03, 2020
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy does exactly what you expect him to do, police react the way you expect them to
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(Politico)
 
 
 
AG Barr: "Welcome to the White House Madam President, you are under arrest." President Pelosi: "No Mr. Barr, as your old boss used to say, 'You're Fired'"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Nintendo FINALLY got that pesky damn Bowser
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Fri October 02, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Not News: Cops arrest a drug dealer. News: At a warehouse full of cash and guns. Fark: And an enormous "How Our Illegal Organization Works" manual
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"I am so very sorry (that I got caught)"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Lebanese prosecutor calls for arrest of captain and owner of ship that brought explosives to Beiruit. Russia promises to get right on it
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Louisiana man arrested for coming out of the closet. Since it was a 15-year-old girl's and he'd been living there for a month, he's lucky he was just arrested
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
One of President Trump's very good people was just arrested for expressing both his 1st and 2nd amendment rights protected by what he thinks is in the U.S. Constitution
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Law and order" documents violence committed in the name of Trump in 54 criminal cases
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Proud Boy arrested in Portland for pointing a gun at a protestor, is expected to use "Stand back and stand by" defense
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ICE plans to arrest immigrants in sanctuary cities to boost Trump's image and put us one step closer to the Bell Riots seen in that episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "Past Tense"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Subby: "Ooh, Girls Gone Wild" Also Subby: "No. Not like that. Do Not Want" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Subby: "Ooh, Girls Gone Wild" Also Subby: "No. Not like that. Do Not Want" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Teens arrested for breaking into a petting zoo and putting lipstick on a pony. No word on if they can see the juvenile correction center from their homes
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your phlebotomist keeps a vial of your blood for years, rents a plane, and then crop dusts the vicinity of a recent crime scene with it?
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your phlebotomist keeps a vial of your blood for years, rents a plane, and then crop dusts the vicinity of a recent crime scene with it?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Convicted (in absentia) felon Carlos Ghosn open up Ghosn University to teach students how to defraud a company and flee the country in a cello case
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Tue September 29, 2020
(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Weekend at Bernie's meets the HOV lane
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
What's gotten into the Trumper nutters who are usually totally cop beatdown on perps? They aren't backing their warriors in blue over the aggressive takedown of Brad Parscale
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Mon September 28, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Hospital cops disproportionately arrest Black people. Awkward: At the site of this week's Presidential Debate
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
News: State lawmaker files complaint to arrest governor and be charged with seven felonies - including terrorism - for pandemic response. Fark: Both are Republicans
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
ICE agents arrest 24 people across NC, including Charlotte. No word on what she might have done wrong
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
Turns out Brad Parscale is allegedly a wife beater as well. How surprising
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
Turns out Brad Parscale is allegedly a wife beater as well. How surprising
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Pew pew pew
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Pew pew pew
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cop is victim of Bible belt
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cop is victim of Bible belt
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A tourist in Rome was arrested for carving his initials into the walls of The Colosseum. Amazingly enough, not an American
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