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Tue September 15, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Navy's Ken Niumatalolo fires a broadside at the Pentagon for letting a civilian outfit with only two games on their schedule compete for the Commander-in-Chief's Trophy
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Mon September 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Biden is massing an army of lawyers to combat election fraud
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Insider)
 
 
 
Eleventy one years is far to short a time to live among such excellent and admirable World War Two veterans
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sgt. Maj. Thomas Payne, who saved 70 captives from execution by the Islamic State, receives the Medal of Honor
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
Army-Navy Game to be renamed "Suckers vs. Losers Bowl"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
98-year-old ex-WWII POW puts Trump, enablers on notice. He coming to kick ass and take names
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Um guys, he's crowdfunding an army to "poll watch"
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth's guards jailed for throwing a raucous party
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Sat September 05, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Six games today in college football, highlighted by Middle Tennessee State - Army at 1:30 PM ET. Somewhere, you probably can put money on the number of completed passes for Army and whether it'll be higher or lower than the COVID-19 cases
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Fri September 04, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
How the hell does Zack Snyder keep getting work?
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
38,000 US Military cases of Hoax Virus, 7 dead
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Thu September 03, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Remember that 3,000 tons of ammonium nitrate that blew up Beirut's port the other day? They just found another 4.35 tons in the same place
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Remember that 3,000 tons of ammonium nitrate that blew up Beirut's port the other day? They just found another 4.35 tons in the same place
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo: you come to my city, Trump, you better bring an army
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Army Times)
 
 
 
Someone finally disappears from Fort Hood, and it isn't under suspicious circumstances
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Army officer sends out a Holocaust joke to his 3 million followers on TikTok. Hope he isn't offended when he loses his commission
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Army vs Navy rivalry lives on thanks to politics
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Today in "Things that could kill you in your sleep and mystify forensic investigators afterward," we have a microscopic army of walking robots
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Trump broke Jim Gaffigan
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
America deserves a president who can run up stairs, wait a second did you just dis FDR
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Wed August 26, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Half-Scoop denies being ripped on coke during RNC speech, blames "bad lighting" and quips that people must be confusing him with Hunter Biden
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A person apologizing for social media posts about rape and underaged girls, who said the drugs were clouding his judgment when he made them is A) a Thug Rapper B) A former Weinstein Company executive C) a Republican state congressman?
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
George Orwell's nightmare is coming true, the facial recognition revolution for farmyard animals will most likely cause angst among the furries
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Car dealer mistakenly charges $27,824 for a $27,825 car. Do you think they'll eat the dollar and learn their lesson?
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Pakistan's PM Khan plays down differences with ally Saudi Arabia in interview, although observers suspect it's simply another ploy to get his hands on the Genesis device
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1934, Adolph Hitler was elected president. They say history never repeats, but it's got a good beat you can goose step to
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Gunfire heard at army base amid warnings of possible mutiny
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Thu August 13, 2020
(DW)
 
 
 
Israel airstrikes scary clowns
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Defense One)
 
 
 
Two retired Army officers give the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff a worst case scenario where "the fate of our Republic may well depend upon your ... oath"
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Tue August 11, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1864, Confederate general Jubal Early abandoned Winchester, Virginia, which later led to the Shenandoah Valley being taken by Union forces, demonstrating the folly of pulling out Early to avoid problems later
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Library of Congress' new "Letters to Lincoln" project includes advice, warnings, a call to shoot deserters, and of course that now-infamous observation that anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
LARP kittehs are ready for battle ... or snacks
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
The US Army's new JUDI robot will be able to speak fluent profanity and soldier slang, tell you where the fark Sarah Connor is
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Tue August 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Retired Army Col. Douglas Macgregor as new ambassador is a great pick by the Trump administration for Germany...1930s Germany
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Taking down Richmond, Virginia's racist Robert E. Lee statue just got a bit harder thanks to a confederate army of lawyers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senate candidate John James (R-MI): "Back in my Army Ranger Captain days..." Fort Bragg: You might be a West Point graduate, but you're no Ranger
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
That star on the hood of the Army Jeeps? It had a vital purpose that has nothing to do with anesthetics or identification as a US vehicle. Try and guess what it is before clicking on the link
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Microsoft is interested in buying TikTok, just like how they were interested in Skype
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Thu July 30, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump is filling the government with an Army of Kooks, or as they prefer to be called a "Klan of Kooks"
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Once again the Fox news booking department is serving double duty as the White House personel office, as Trump taps yet another frequent Fox News guest for a government post. This time retired Army col. Douglas Macgregor to be ambassador to Germany
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Retired Army Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré succinctly comments on Trump's secret police being used in Portland, "what kind of bullshiat is this?"
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
What the hell is the US Army doing with its own eSports Twitch stream? And this free controller/recruiter switcheroo is really just the worst
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Army COVID planner says he couldn't have caused more COVID than Texas had if he'd planned it
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Twitch responds to the US Army trying to trick kids into enlisting using fake giveaways with a very sternly worded "Hey guys, could you not?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci's wife Christine Grady has had just about ENOUGH of these attacks on her husband, and, as head of Department of Bioethics at the NIH, if ANYBODY has access to an evil clone army or mutant super-serum, it's her
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Obvious: The US Army is using its twitch account to drive recruitment. Tag: By offering kids a chance to win an Xbox
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Wed July 15, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Just a little healthy retribution against an actual patriot
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Nanotextured aluminum surface enables super-efficient distillation and these scientists want to waste the technology on drinkable water
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
TIL the Confederate States of America were part of the landing on Okinawa and occupation of Japan, which lasted until this Monday
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
As in US alliances fades, Australia and Japan boost defense spending to counter China, raising the terrifying specter of a war between a nuclear power and an army of giant mecha-roos
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Confederate monument at Arlington should have an African American woman screaming "States Rights" and an African American man following his owner off to war saying "You are fighting for my future too, good sir"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump's co-conspirators demanding the Army find something to justify Lt. Colonel Vindman's termination
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Thu July 09, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
♫♪ ♫♪ Fighting soldiers from the sky / Fearless men (and now woman) who jump and die / Men (and now woman) who mean just what they say / The brave men (and now woman) of the Green Beret ♫♪ ♫♪
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Army of robots cheerlead a baseball game before hunting down and killing the losing team (video)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman to retire from Army after 21 years. Godspeed sir, you deserved better
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember: everything Trump touches, dies. That includes military personnel he admires as heroes
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Fri July 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Army of Lame Duck marches out to confront The Antifa at the Battle of Big Bullshiat
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Thu July 02, 2020
(KCEN TV Waco)
 
 
 
Army: Your son deserted the Army so he will not be getting a military funeral. Family: He went missing right before he'd have been honorably discharged and was found in a shallow grave. Army: He really wanted to desert, now get out of my office
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Words any other Commander In Chief would hate to hear from Stars and Stripes: "Trump's pardon of officer they helped convict of murder is crushing betrayal"
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Mickey Mouse's army expands to include xenomorphs and Predators
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Fans love musicians' personalities as much as their music, which helps explain Beliebers, the KISS Army, Insane Clown Posse, and the Sex Pistols
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The President views the Military as disposable except when they make wonderful props for the Trump show
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
D*** at Dick's can't shoot worth d***
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Military MREs from different countries. Come for the Terrine Forestiere, stay for the Hackfleischrollchen with rice
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Military MREs from different countries. Come for the Terrine Forestiere, stay for the Hackfleischrollchen with rice
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Huh, SDNY just indicted a US Army private for planning a neo-nazi themed ambush of his fellow unit
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Sun June 21, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
AOC proves she is one of the people, building her political army from the working people in the streets, and building a fundraising machine to match the talk for when she does the walk
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick compared to heroic Pat Tillman by long time social justice warrior and back country yokel, Brett Favre
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Millions (yes millions) of abandoned oil wells are leaking more methane than an army of your Uncle Freds after Frijole Friday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three Indian soldiers killed in violent clash with Chinese troops along disputed border...but apparently no guns were fired, leading to the inescapable conclusion that China has an unstoppable army of Shaolin Kung-Fu warrior monks
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(AP News)
 
 
 
2020 is already rehashing its greatest hits: let's have another war scare
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Mon June 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
We need to let go of celebrating the dead and racist losers of the Confederate army. After that, let's talk about the current president
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
♫ ♬It's been 2 weeks since Sean Hannity said there would be civil war in every city♫ ♬
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Observant Sikh woman graduates from West Point. Unobservant Sikh woman is wondering where all of her classmates are, and why it's so quiet
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Sat June 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump nominee to a top Pentagon policy post turns out to be an Islamophobe, who claimed Obama was Muslim. "This story has been updated to reflect that Ret. General Tata deleted several of his tweets after the publication of this report"
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Says the man who was willing to supplant the police with the army to take on the people
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Commanding General of Fort Benning has some thoughts on the renaming debate. "Bad policy that such important Army posts be named after traitors" among them. Hooah
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter gets a 1 million dollar donation as part of the BTSARMY match initiative, sight unseen
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: Rood to Tata.... Normally one should not be rude to tatas
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mississippi lawmakers are drafting bipartisian resolution to take the Confederate emblem off state flag. The Governor however says it "should be up to the citizens and not some backroom deal by a bunch of politicians in Jackson." Yes he is Republican
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Tue June 09, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Gen. Charles Q. Brown confirmed as Air Force Chief of Staff, the first black man to head a US military service. For those keeping score at home, the vote was 98-0
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Secretary of the Army is open to renaming bases named for Confederate generals. Time to order your Fort Sherman, Georgia, commemorative gear
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The violent fringe Boogaloo movement has infiltrated the U.S. military, clown shoes and all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The alluring appeal of "boogaloo violence" to members of Meal Team 6 and ammosexuals across the country
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SecDef Esper: I dont know anything about the NG helicopters used on protestors. I heard that local law enforcement wanted them to take a look at a checkpoint. NY Times: We have determined that was a lie
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Sat June 06, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1944, a massed army of Antifa super soldiers stormed Normandy
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump agrees to send home troops from D.C. to ease tensions with the Pentagon, except for his private army at FORTRESS 1600
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republican governors are sending National Guard to DC to curry favor with Hair Furor
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Only in Trump's America could the 3rd Amendment come up in conversation
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Raleigh Police open fire on gay bar against Black Lives Matter Protesters who were INSIDE the parking lot
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
NUH UH, I have an army man letter too
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump is crowdsourcing an army
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drew Brees whitesplains NFL players kneeling. Not a repeat from 2016
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Insider)
 
 
 
Reggie Watts straight-up loses it while speaking remotely with James Corden about the riots and his experiences growing up with racism
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Genetically modified super soldiers? I read the book and saw the movie and neither ended well. But hey, at least we might get a KHAAAAN (or is it KHANNN?) moment out of it
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Mon June 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Several cadets brought back for Trump's Abschlussadresse at West Point test positive for Covid-19
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woefully inexperienced army desperate to attempt one of the most difficult amphibious invasions in recorded history
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Thu May 28, 2020
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama school confirms student was COVID positive at graduation ceremony. That sound you hear is an army of lawyers putting on face masks
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