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Tue November 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Putin *puts his hands in a t-shape* Hey time out guys, let's just all take a breather for a few, Ok?
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leader of "The Crimean Republic" gives a "remain calm, all is well" speech to residents of Crimea. It works about as well as the time Kevin Bacon did it
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Sat November 19, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun the Woke War has
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
2 minutes to midnight as vodak fueled Russians fire missiles into Poland, killing 2. [UPDATE: Story has been retracted and the reporter was fired]
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Wed November 09, 2022
(Defense News)
 
 
 
Space Force snubs the "War College"/"Defense University" folks, decides the advanced degrees its officers earn while serving will come from a top-10 university. Chair Force gets to be jealous for once
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Thu November 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
No sleep 'til Pskov
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Mon October 31, 2022
(WFTV Orlando)
 
Hero
 
Sometimes Florida Man does good things
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In "retaliation" for Ukraine's attacks on the Russian Navy, Russia launches a barrage of missile attacks on the civilian infrastructure of Kyiv. UDF shoots down 44 of the 50 missiles, but one that DID get through left 85% of the city without water
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Sun October 30, 2022
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Nice Halifax you've got there. It'd be a shame if anything happened to it," said our good-loouking and benevoulent overlourds
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Queen Camilla Consort had better watch out, King Charles' 'handsome' kilt-clad assistant has gotten a big promotion recently
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Special Military Operation in Ukraine is going so well, Putin may end up creating four or more new countries... out of the remnants of the Russian Federation during its breakup
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Tue October 18, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
It seems like the Brits are still struggling with the whole "Don't voluntarily give your enemies your war knowledge" concept
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
It seems like the Brits are still struggling with the whole "Don't voluntarily give your enemies your war knowledge" concept
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Yes, yes, that is all very interesting, but the real question here is: Have you ever seen a worse comb-over?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Russia has decided to go "retro" with their military hardware and are dusting off anti-aircraft guns that originally came into service just after WWII
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Sun October 09, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
Hero
 
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night nor threat of an invading hostile force stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds
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Sat October 01, 2022
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Excerpts of love letters between TFG and N. Korean leader Kim Jong-un
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Thu September 29, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Another 18 HIMARS are headed to Ukraine. And there was much booming. And rejoicing. And booming
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former US Secretary of State launches campaign to segregate the US military
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former US Secretary of State launches campaign to segregate the US military
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Mon September 26, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Putin's cheerleaders panic over mobilization mutiny
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Disease originating in the USA now threatens brazillions of lives in South America
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Wed September 21, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Putin decides to continue losing in Ukraine for even longer
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Tue September 20, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Quick, let's vote to annex with Russia before the Ukrainian tanks arrive
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nearly eight billion people currently alive, yet only one man can say he's walked in two royal funeral processions
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Mon September 19, 2022
(The Nation)
 
 
 
The Nation: "The coup is still in progress." The nation: "zzzzzzz"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will the hands of the dead be dipped in vanilla pudding as is tradition? Will one of the grandsons crack a silent, but deadly one while carrying his grandmother's casket? It's the official Fark Queen Elizabeth II's funeral thread. Fun starts at 5 a.m. ET
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As Russians are abandoning their vehicles and equipment en masse during their retreat, the Ukrainian armed forces say: "tanks for the armories"
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Fri September 16, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Putin wants to end the war with Ukraine as soon as possible. Pretty sure if he pulled out the troops and went home it would instantly be over
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Thu September 15, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Putin threatens to "unleash hell" after suffering humiliating defeat after humiliating defeat. Presumably, this involves Yakov Smirnoff
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Wed September 14, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Can an entire TV show fall out the window onto some polonium bullets? Asking for some increasingly uncomfortable Kremlin propagandists
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Whose helicopter is this?" "It's a chopper, baby." "Whose chopper is this?" "It's Zed's." "Who's Zed?" "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead"
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Mon September 12, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Putin is far too busy to attend meetings on Ukraine war with his top military brass, many of whom are currently opening high-rise windows or brewing cups of tea
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Thu September 08, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For no reason whatsover, British media is reminding people what Operation London Bridge is
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Sun September 04, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 193 of WW3: Ukraine nuclear plant loses power. Constant artillery fire has prompted fears of a radiation disaster the International Red Cross says would cause a major humanitarian catastrophe. It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion
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Sat September 03, 2022
(DW)
 
 
 
The Germans are one step closer to being able to bomb Pearl Harbor again
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Blyatzkrieg day 192, Kherson Counter Attack Day 4: RU narratives align, positional battles under way in several areas. Further fighting near Kharkiv and in Donbas. Question remains: Where will RU commit reserves? Let's find out in today's War Thread
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Fri September 02, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
77 years ago today the Japanese surrendered unconditionally to the US so Steven Seagal could make a movie on board the USS Missouri and kill Gary Busey
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Thu September 01, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wales officially has a 7th city. Residents of Llanfairpwllgwyngyll (breath) gogerychwyrndrobwllllanty (breath) siliogogogoch unavailable for comment
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Tue August 30, 2022
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
If you're a rebel looking to illegally buy guns from some rogue Indonesian army officers and the deal goes "awry," remember that they have the guns and you don't
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian paratrooper defects to France. No word on whether he demanded the son of Jor-El kneel before him
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Thu August 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden's student loan plan opens a fresh front in media concern trolling
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
India launches three military officers for accidentally the whole missile into Pakistan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 183 of WW3: UKR says at least 25 killed in train station attack as Orcs strike across UKR on Ukrainian Independence Day. Biden announces $3 billion in new aid. Johnson unveils $66 million aid package. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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Wed August 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 182 of WW3: Ukraine celebrates Independence Day today. Zelensky says country "reborn" when Russia invaded. UKR says "worst scenario" passed; UKR near starting counteroffensive "in different direction." It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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Mon August 22, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Less likely to cause G-force induced blackouts than Coffin Corner its the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Dogfight Movies. What did they miss? Which did you like?
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Sun August 14, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
So, seventeen athletes have gone missing from the Commonwealth Games. So far
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(Welland Tribune)
 
 
 
QAnon Queen of Canada goes to police station to 'arrest the police'. Some supporters are even permitted inside for a tour of what a jail may look like
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Russian journalist who stormed live TV broadcast to protest the Ukraine war arrested by Putin's goons again. Her 'treasonous' reason for arrest this time was for holding a sign near the Kremlin to protest over the deaths of children in Ukraine
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Russian journalist who stormed live TV broadcast to protest the Ukraine war arrested by Putin's goons again. Her 'treasonous' reason for arrest this time was for holding a sign near the Kremlin to protest over the deaths of children in Ukraine
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Mon August 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 166 of WW3: UKR accuses Orcs of launching rockets at the Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant. Zelensky rules out future negotiations if Orcs conduct referendums in occupied Ukraine. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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