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Tue July 17, 2018
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
A Charlemagne rubber duck. Therefore, your argument is invalid
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas man stabs someone after getting into an argument over reserved seat at screening of "The First Purge". Someone should have told him that he had the wrong day
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Democracy)
 
 
 
Back in Subby's day, we had to walk 10 miles barefoot in the snow (uphill both ways), and liberals wouldn't even take their own side in an argument
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man critical after hammer assault. Yeah, all his best works were in the '90s, I know
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Mon July 09, 2018
(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
Recent arguments over civility show US tends to treat conservative anger as something to be analyzed, understood, even empathized with, while liberal anger is greeted with stern lectures about proper behavior
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Dalton: I guess I need to add to my three simple rules. Four, do not stab patrons outside of the club
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Sat July 07, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Immigrant children say they were beaten, kept naked in cells and tied to chairs at Virginia detention center. But yeah, let's make sure the national panties stay wadded over the brutal incivility of Sarah not getting her pancakes
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Tue July 03, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
BLAM BLAM I TOLD you I was going down the slide first, got it?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Professor points out how Fox News profits off racism, so the sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson immediately cuts off the interview
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Mon July 02, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Americans aren't concerned with the upcoming Trump appointment to the Supreme Court because it's just one of 19 judges and they will all be replaced next election anyway
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
It's a debate that has raged for centuries, but thanks to new research by YouGov, we might be one step closer to knowing the correct way to say "scone"
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
When your crazy ex calls 911 and says "his intestines are out" well, your troubles are probably already over at that point
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Thu June 28, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
You know it's Florida when the fight begins with a cat, escalates to a pillow and finishes with a couch cushion
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Wed June 27, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The best pitching performances for each MLB team since 1908. How many can you guess without looking at the list?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pennywise / Freddy Kreuger crossover fanfic cosplayer found guilty of murder, supporting Hot Topic
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Tue June 26, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Santorum spreads frothy mess, proves he's just another slimy ass
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Mon June 25, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Teens who mocked drowning man get off scot-free under the legal concept of "It's Florida"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
24-ounce can of Steel Reserve helps lead police to a suspected killer. Is there anything a 24-ounce can of Steel Reserve cannot do?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Invoking Godwin's Law under current political climes? That doesn't make you Hitler. -- Mike Godwin
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends finally goes there: "Like it or not, these are not our kids ... These are people from another country"
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'I'll be damned if I let him have the last word' said a mother before 'shooting at her 46-year-old son' as he rode away from her on a bicycle after an argument over her cell phone
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Fri June 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Crimea is ours, Trump is ours!"
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Wed June 13, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man fights for life after Maple Leaf shooting. Damn those are some bad ass trees
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
After waiting more than two hours for his pizza that had been sent to the wrong address, man decides to pick it up himself, discovers there's a reason Domino's would prefer their customers use the app, which won't use the N-word, instead of meeting the employees who will
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOJ lawyer argues that it's not Trump's fault that he accepts bribes
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Mon June 11, 2018
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
I poop on your road rage
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas hockey fan sent a cease and desist letter for having a Golden Knights Flag over his garage. Accuses the HOA of being Capitals fans. Well I guess this argument may be settled this evening
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(Time)
 
 
 
Trump has made 191 different arguments against the Russian investigation and they all conflict with each other
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Golf is a gentleman's game and players are kind to each other, except in Oklahoma
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And Trump finally Godwins his Twitter argument about the investigation. Congratulations, Mr President
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
If the legal argument Trump's lawyers are trying to make survives in court, the United States will become a dictatorship. This is not hyperbole
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Fri June 01, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada serves up sass and $16.6B in tariffs: "We will continue to make arguments based on logic and common sense and hope that eventually they will prevail against an administration that doesn't always align itself around those principles"
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Thu May 31, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You're surrounded by lava. Shooting at it or at your neighbors isn't a solution
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Google says that its work with the Pentagon in developing AI for the military will be guided by ethical principles and will not be weaponized
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Wed May 30, 2018
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Japanese football expels Nihon University coaches from league for vicious cheap shot, not buying their argument that their ordering pass rushers to "crush" the QB did not mean injure or foul him. Bengals to send out job offers
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
How Star Wars should use Han after Solo. I've got a bad feeling about this
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Sun May 27, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Machines can spot online arguments. No they can't
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
30-year-old sued by his parents for refusing to move out of their house looks exactly as you imagined him, relies on Google searches for his legal defense, and argues with the judge when shown the appellate court decision that overrode his argument
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
This is an argument Manafort's lawyers are actually trying: Mueller team member Andrew Weissman MUST be the source of all the leaks about the investigation, because a month before Mueller was appointed, as part of his job, he met with AP reporters
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN: Home of the bipartisan shouting match
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Have you ever made it to the point in an argument with your brother or sister where you've both lost sight of what the problem is and now you're just yelling? These lynx have
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
And now, some fearmongering about Mueller overstepping his bounds in a story about him filing motions
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Steven Jackson says he's the greatest Rams running back of all time. Eric Dickerson and Marshall Faulk chuckle
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Two of the witnesses were passing by saw all of this occurring, stopped their vehicles, got out and - they were concealed handgun holders - and began firing at the individual"
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Fight
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Triangle Man accused of choking woman, hating Particle Man
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Manatee woman stabs boyfriend
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
"She said, 'No, I'm going to. This is BS. And I wanna be on the news.' And I said, 'Ma'am, don't do this.' And she said, 'No, I have to.'"
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Sat May 19, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: Airline passenger punches dog. Worse: It was a service dog. Worster: For a deaf woman. Worsterer: he also punched the woman in the stomach. Worsterest: she's pregnant
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Two people shot, one fatally, at Georgia high school
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump would happily tell the truth, if only people would stop calling him a liar
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
A.P.D. bust T.I. for P.I.
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"She researched how to remove gun residue, visiting websites titled: 'tips on removing gunshot residue,' 'suspect urinated on hands to wash away gunshot residue,' 'can urine block out gun powder' and 'five great uses for pee'"
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Mon May 14, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Look, Son. On Mother's Day, Mom gets all the booze she wants, so don't argue about it
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever owned any invertebrates as a pet? If so, what kind and would you recommend having one as a pet?
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Fri May 11, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
New York and Tennessee towns both claim Long Island Iced Tea was created there. The good news is after drinking three of them, nobody can remember what the argument was about
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Argument over peach cobbler leaves man with a gunshot wound. Man, they take that stuff seriously down south
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Wed May 09, 2018
(SEC Country)
 
 
 
Shaq and Charles Barkley argue over how to treat star players, ring-pointing ensues
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida man was just trying to open a beer with a knife. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Angry neighbor makes the classic mistake of bringing a hose sprayer to a gun fight
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Fri May 04, 2018
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
To the left - A completely wrong QB power ranking for 2018. To the right - Your completely wrong argument on why your QB should be higher
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Underwear clad guy brings bottle of vegetable oil to taser fight
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Hey, free dildo
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Thu April 26, 2018
(IGN)
 
 
 
Star Trek vs Lost in Space. This is not a repeat argument from the '60s
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Wed April 25, 2018
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Look into the bedazzling eyes of the gal who stabbed a total stranger to death outside of a bar
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Tue April 24, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
United CEO takes 50% pay cut after bad year, will squeak by on under $10 Million. Next up, the old "I took a pay cut so you should too" argument
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Mon April 23, 2018
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man arrested after fatally shooting daughter's boyfriend, stealing Hulk Hogan's facial hair
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Dear Wayne and Wanda: I can't believe my boyfriend decided to take his child to a baseball game instead of spending time with me, his needy, clingy, lonely, co-dependent girlfriend
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Sat April 21, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
No Donnie, I'm just as confused as you
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mike Pence's national security aide steps down, having lasted a record 0.2 Scaramuccis
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Argument between two golfers leaves a hole in one
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Reporter fight at Brewers game was over a picture of a dog
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Moby gets jealous of Morrissey's self-importance and bad press
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
What is the silliest reason for which you've ever ended a relationship?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The definitive list of the 150 Best Albums made by women. It is correct in every way and your arguments will not be heard
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Tue April 10, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you play The Game of Life with Milton Bradley, batteries are now included
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
"I had no idea that the state bar suspended me 7 years ago." "Did you not notice that no one cared when you didn't pay dues for the last 7 years?" "No. I mean, I haven't paid dues since 2001, so how would I notice?"
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Wed April 04, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple Watch can track movement, monitor heart rate, identify murderer
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Tue April 03, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Airline passenger shamed back to coach after helping herself to "upgrade." Unconfirmed reports identify the woman as Elaine Benes
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Mon April 02, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook CEO declares war on Apple CEO by calling him "glib." Nice to see he's taking advice from noted crazy person Tom Cruise
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like someone at the Washington Post overdosed on her snark pills this morning
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Upton in black lingerie. Your argument is invalid
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Thu March 29, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Celebrated Bay Area craft-brewer Fieldwork Brewing may be in danger of losing thier liquor licenses at all five of their taprooms because their dumbass co-founder beat somebody up after a traffic argument
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Wed March 28, 2018
(K2 Radio)
 
 
 
The officer photographed the girl's left arm and saw a red mark "consistent with something hot, like a burrito, striking her"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort files a motion seeking dismissal of the federal charges filed against him in VA citing the little known argument of "No fair Lookin'" arguing that Mueller shouldn't even have been investigating all the illegal stuff his did in THIS case
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Woman refuses to let her boyfriend go. By pinning him up against his car with her own vehicle
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now they're suggesting one way to curb the sexual abuse in elite gymnastics is to A) always have a parent or guardian present B) properly vet the adults involved or C) ban those darn sexy leotards?
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Mon March 26, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
So, what was the NDA for?
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Sun March 25, 2018
(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Pita (S)Pit
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Some Law Prof)
 
 
 
Kentucky lawyer is suspended after blowing a .337 on a breathalyzer during closing arguments. In other news, Fark is looking for a new general counsel
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman attacks husband because he: A) let his guard down, B) forgot her medication, C) forgot anniversary
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