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Thu January 27, 2022
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Folks who live on private lane are butthurt that after a decade, their city figured out it's a private lane and will no longer plow snow there... with a nor'easter on the way
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Early fighting has broken out in the Ukraine War, five killed and five injured in shooting as conscript opens fire with machine gun on his colleagues. Zero Russian casualties so far (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed January 26, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Don't panic, but there could be an extraterrestrial running around South Africa manipulating the human race. Could
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man reels in body while fishing in Florida lake. Of course, you should have seen the Florida Man that got away
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Hatchet-wielding woman sparks SWAT response after hiding in tent, although threatened bystanders claim her intent was perfectly visible
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
'Brutal,' 'crazy' housing market has Seattle-area homes selling half-million over asking price. So if you were planning on selling that cardboard box with 'house' written on the side for fifty cents, now's the time
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
"Attack squirrel" defendant facing new charge of keeping wild animal, not skinning, cooking that rodent
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(National Today)
 
 
 
It's National Florida Day so strip naked, put on Crocs, go outside, attack an alligator that was caught in your septic tank then use the Stand Your Ground defense when you're arrested
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Live in the Washington, D.C. area and have a girlfriend who's been pleading for you to take her to a Little Mermaid-themed bar as soon as you can find one? Well, I've got good news for you. Also, get a new girlfriend
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
To be fair, all of the "stunning forest views" in Iceland probably consist of the 5 trees in the pictures shown here
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Never mind giving the Minnesota snowplows some funny names. First give them armor
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Mon January 24, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"DC Officer Shot in Northwest, Suspect Still At Large" - as bad as that is, bet he's glad he didn't get hit in his down south
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Scientists have been simulating what James Webb is going to see, and if you thought Hubble's views were impressive, you ain't seen nothin' yet
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Sun January 23, 2022
(Yorkshire Live)
 
 
 
Eeeh by gum, I reckon them motherchuffin' Skrulls be up to summat, tha knows. Eh? Nay lad, not that Thanos
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(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
A well regulated militia, being necessary to defend oneself against motel cleaning fees, the right of the people, to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed
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Sat January 22, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ukrainian troops are now patrolling Chernobyl, since it's the shortest route for invading forces. The strategy is not great, not terrible
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Thoughts and prayers. Womp womp
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Fri January 21, 2022
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Places one might expect a bear attack: Montana, Colorado, Wyoming. Places one might not expect a bear attack: Daytona Beach
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Worst lottery prize ever
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(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
Man gets paternity test. Then things get awkward. Then things really get awkward. Then things really, really get awkward
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(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
Little Rock family cited for toys, 'excessive balls' in front yard. No word on status of squirrels
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson is now the king of a Staten Island ferry
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Boom goes the dynamite
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Service call says: "Check for a gas leak. Hissing noise heard"
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Thu January 20, 2022
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
BART responds after scathing report calls agency 'unreliable,' says 'Don't have a cow, man'
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Four people including a baby found dead near the border between Manitoba and North Dakota. Cause of death presumed to be either exposure or the soul-crushing despair of being located between Manitoba and North Dakota
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco police shoot and kill gunman dual-wielding firearms at BART. Gunman failed to kill anyone due to the -2 to hit penalty. Shorts remain uneaten
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(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
Long street gets shorter
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stranded dog saved from rising tide after rescuers attach sausage to drone. This move is also known to work on subby's mom
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man steals $8,000 guitar by hiding it in his pants. Were they bellbottoms?
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Wed January 19, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hermit crab who said he was only going out to get smokes finally returned to owner after three months on the lam
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Obergefell, who you might know from Obergefell vs Hodges, running for Ohio House
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden is basically no different than Trump, things Politico believes or claims to believe
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas decides that the "controlled" part of "controlled burn" is optional
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A home security system captured a ghost fart as it wafts across the driveway, or so your lactose intolerant uncle would have you believe
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what $2 million will get you in San Francisco's current housing market?
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Guinness World Records)
 
 
 
World's Oldest Man Dies. Why does this keep happening?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peloton has entered the dreaded "OMG WE'RE JUST LIKE NORDICTRACK" part of their business cycle
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Mysterious substance oozing from ground in Maui draws concern, Ghostbusters
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Mon January 17, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Population of tapirs tapering off
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Housing prices finally begin to slide in the Seattle area. Along with the house itself
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(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
The Tonga volcano isn't quite done
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Not news: Police called to a crash at the intersection of highways 147 and 501. News: Those roads don't intersect. Fark: It's an overpass
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
I'll steal your Mercedes, and your little dog too. Ace Ventura 3: The Frenchie Connection expected in 2023
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Sat January 15, 2022
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Eleven alarm chemical fire currently improving Passaic, New Jersey
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Fri January 14, 2022
(Google)
 
 
 
MKUltra? No? Then what about Area 51? No? OK, how about Mattress Firm? Still no? OK, dammit, what about Finland Doesn't Exist? Nope? OK, then, what about Follow the White Rabbit? Farkers, what is your favorite "true" Conspiracy Theory, and why?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Robbing the mail car of trains in the West. New in the 21st Century: Robbing trains for their Amazon packages
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ultra rare 'rainbow like' octopus spotted 'dancing' on Great Barrier Reef. No word on whether she hangs out with SpongeBob SquarePants and the gang
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this idyllic outdoor pizza oven and dining area thingee
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Face masks make wearers more attractive. Jason, Mike Myers reportedly elated
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Buffalo police investigating reports of vandalized cars throughout the area. Vehicle owners reported going to bed with two tickets to the Bills AFC Wild Card game on their dashboard and woke to find a broken window and four tickets on the dash
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(NPR)
 
 
 
COVID at-home test kits are pretty clear about swabbing your nostrils, so it should be no surprise to you that lots of Americans are "hacking" the kits by swabbing their throats instead. Joke's on them, the most effective swab area is the butthole. PBR tried to warn us
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(Some Girl Scout)
 
 
 
The 2022 Girl Scout Cookie Flavors are here. Subby wants some Adventurefuls, Lemonades, and of course, Thin Mints
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Ancient rock vandalized at Big Bend National Park in Texas by vandals who scratched their names and date across the prehistoric rock. If only there were some clues as to who might have done this
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Wed January 12, 2022
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
This is unrelated to his latest gig where he plays a judge on TV, but entertainer Steve Harvey and his career will be the subject of a law school class at Georgia State University in Atlanta
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(MacWorld)
 
 
 
■■■■■ APPLE A■■■E NUKES A■KES FAKES | Wordle 207 4/6
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Initial reaction: Mom who put COVID-positive kid in trunk is a criminal, charge her. Area residents: Thank you mom, you rock
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mine-clearing rat disappointingly passes away from old age, rather than going out with a bang and scattering rat guts and little ratty organs over an extended area
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who scaled energized electrical tower causes widespread power outage; promises to repair downed lines once he refills his web shooters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Clay Aiken looking to serenade his way into Congress, not realizing that the House is tone-deaf
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Mon January 10, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Dozens of Duke University students were incorrectly told they had COVID-19, correctly told they suck
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' ex Jason Alexander sentenced to probation for stalking. Was that wrong? Should he have not done that?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Gnomes-a-poppin
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger ROMAN TREASURE
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Shave the Eagles Day. Wait, I may have misread that
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The train hits the plane mainly in... aw, forget it
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Sun January 09, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
A whole Rhode Island of hospital develops COVID outbreak in patients after having infected but asymptomatic staff stay on the job
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Hunter who did not have the proper paperwork to be hunting in the area, says he shot at a doe, a deer, a female deer, then realized it was an elk and then saw that he shot two. That's his story, and this is his tag
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Sat January 08, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Waiting for it to freeze over isn't an option
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sinéad O'Connor's son dead at 17 of an apparent suicide. Nothing compares to the loss of a child
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Fire hydrants are ugly, but they serve an important purpose. Please don't let your landscaping grow over them
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The Mystery Hut on the dark side of the moon is no longer a mystery
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Fri January 07, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2020: We're not going to respond to the census, we don't want the government tracking us 2022: The census undercounted our population by 10% and now we need money
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2022 and people still don't know how to drive (or not drive) in snow. 75 vehicle pile-up in KY
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British culture minister says the BBC should play 'My Country, 'Tis of Thee' every day
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Study suggests that the number of elderly persons meeting new people every day will triple by 2050
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A hunter has claimed he snapped an image of a "naked alien" at a notorious UFO hot spot in a remote part of Montana. It appears the alien forgot its clothes on the mothership
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
I'm starting to think this Villages place might be a little koo-koo bananas
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Covid Church sues for defamation, claims County Health Department has no proof that all those people got infected at their church
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Thu January 06, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man disguised himself as a woman in armed robberies, police say, although how he was able to carry away his loot in an outfit with no pockets is unclear
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Scientists announce that they will be sailing to the "place in the world that's the hardest to get to" in order to study our melting Doomsday Glacier. And guess what ship they're sailing to get there
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone at Konami thought Castlevania NFTs were a great idea
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Wed January 05, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Don't spend it all in one place
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Tue January 04, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What are we doing tonight, Brain? Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Trying to not catch a progressive neurological illness that has baffled experts for years. Narf
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Mon January 03, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eagles fans hurt in Fedex Field railing collapse complain about their stadium experience, say the WFT lied about offering them medical help. Everything in the article is completely on point for both the fans and the teams involved
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Kentucky plans to convert coal mine into a 200MW solar farm. Harvesting energy from exploding heads still not ready for commercial use
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The beach was quite shiatty in Southern California today
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(Metro)
 
Weeners
 
"'Penis-like' potato statue toppled two months after erection". Looks like a Farker got a job writing headlines for Metro
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder buys Bel-Air mansion full of pinball machines. Will play by sense of smell, apparently
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Australia, where monster 'robber' crabs with pincers 'like a chainsaw' will ruin your golf game by snapping your clubs in half
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Who the fark sides with the fire?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fans at FedEx field do Hurts impersonation
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Sun January 02, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Maybe, just maybe, you are not cut out for a life of crime
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tram it, not again
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Sat January 01, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man yammering about Covid vaccines decides to set himself on fire in front of diners
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Thu December 30, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's wind and fire season in Colorado
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Lebanon, PA to play 'Drop The Bologna" this NYE
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
No, Californians moving to your area are not responsible for housing price increases. Talk to the rent seeking hedge funds not mentioned in TFA
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(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Person drinks coffee. STOP THE PRESSES
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After choosing to believe Google Maps over the CHP, hundreds find themselves trapped trying to cross the Sierra Nevadas after a snowstorm closes the roads through the mountains. Hopefully this isn't a repeat from 1846
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Body of tsunami victim recovered. Fark: a victim of the tsunami that followed the eruption that destroyed Santorini in 1612BC
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Wed December 29, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I went searching for deer antlers and all I found was this lousy missing MMA fighter
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"You've won your weight in oysters" is the new Police Raffle Boat Giveaway
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Man charged with attempted murder, having super cool name
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
To protect their fans from communicable diseases, Phish will livestream three full sets for free on YouTube this New Year's Eve
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
In a bold move, NJ re-brands a Parkway service area after its second-biggest rock star
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Great Moments in Ambulance Chasing
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Tue December 28, 2021
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Why do people still leave their keys in unlocked cars?
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Small jet crashes into San Diego area neighborhood, no reports of injuries on the ground
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Mon December 27, 2021
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Silent Bob hates mall's new chaperone policy
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
And another challenger enters the ring. About 3 years late. JitB launches two new chicken sandwiches. The Spicy Cluck, and the Blazin' Cluck
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Sat December 25, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Area judge passionate defender of what he imagines Constitution to be
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Fri December 24, 2021
(The Farkmobile)
 
 
 
Have to replace my dead car in the coming days. Describe or show the perfect car for a Farker: The Farkmobile
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Thu December 23, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
So, we were just trespassing to tell you guys Merry Xmas, or Happy Holidays, and... yeah, anyway, there was an 'incident' and my husband strangled your kangaroo
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Red Bull Grows Wiiings
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(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Someone ordered the porterhouse well done at Lula's Restaurant
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Wed December 22, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Those of yinz familiar with Pittsburgh's Hill District might want to know officials just busted a dumpster diver: a 260-pound black bear
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(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
Is this Shakespearean or more like a Greek Tragedy? Representative Fred Upton casts laurels at Joe Manchin for opposing Biden's BBB, and back in 2018 Biden campaigned for Upton when he was facing the hardest race of his career
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
South Florida to get new area code as 305 & 786 almost used up. Man, if they squeeze any more people into there, they'll spill over into the ocean
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Tue December 21, 2021
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
You put the suitcase in the dumpster, it goes to the landfill and everything is cool. But no, you had to put the suitcase next to the dumpster. You had one job. One
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Are we *still* not doing phrasing?
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Mon December 20, 2021
(Time)
 
 
 
Most Hong Kongers stayed home for yesterday's "Patriots Only" election. Why they were having an election outside of the greater Boston area is anyone's guess anyway
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
SF Bay area expects rain for 8 days straight. Is that even possible?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
MorganFreemanGoodLuck.jpg
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Doesn't it start with an earthquake?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robber captured 15 minutes after knocking off Key West bank forgot he lives on island with one way off
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple's EZStalking AirTag device makes being a creeper easier than ever, but there are some red flags to watch out for
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Proof that the NFL is pants-on-head insane this year, Darth Hoodie apologizes to the media for being a dick in his post-game press conference
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Baby shark, chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp
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Sun December 19, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Real Men of Genius: See those islands with seabirds, seals, and sea lions? The ones next to the fish habitat conservation area, the marine conservation area, and the game refuge? Let's drop rat poison all over them
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Sat December 18, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
This year's Grinch sighting is in Farmington, New Mexico, where he stole a van with $6,000 worth of toys earmarked for charity toy drives
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
The Raleigh, NC area had a high of 73 degrees today, breaking the previous record high of 72 degrees... which was set on 12/17/1924
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Fri December 17, 2021
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
95 year old man helping Santa again, making another 300 wooden toys for kids in need
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I'll see your bear cub attacking a Rudolph decoration and up it with a real deer attacting a Rudolph decoration
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Canterbury City councillors plan to create a 'leafy boulevard' by planting 14 semi-mature trees along a busy street. All they have to do first is chop down the 5 fully-grown trees that are already there
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Thu December 16, 2021
(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Spider Man Nails 'Fast and Furious' Style Theft Then Ends Up...at Walmart? We were expecting so much more
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rare and protected Emperor geese visit area for the first time in years and are promptly shot by hunters. Peace was never an option
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
How do you get the pin back in this thing?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. Then things escalated
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Driver in San Mateo wondered why the building scaffolding was falling down. Then it hit him
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The waters of Mars, not just an episode of Doctor Who
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Wed December 15, 2021
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
A desert in tree saturated Maine? It's more likely than you think
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
According to my neighbor, whose son is a student at WKU, this was the only liquor store in Bowling Green that did not card. Hero tag for the students
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Some people get coal in their stocking, Goodwill gets a grenade in their donation box
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Look, this beautiful Christmas tree is decorated with all sorts of things like stars, lights, angels, silver tinsel, lots of ornaments, a venomous snake, a santWAIT what?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police find wanted woman hiding in refrigerator
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Tue December 14, 2021
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
What areas of the UK have the highest rate of COVID-19 deaths? 1) large cities 2) Wales 3) Scottish Highlands 4) Brexit-voting regions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House cats play hero as they locate a deadly boomslang snake in a Christmas tree in South Africa
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If DeviantArt became an ad for milk
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Sun December 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
When Metallica started suckin...ahem...became "global superstars"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Dakota's solution for lack of educational funding? Squid Games: Teachers Edition
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Sat December 11, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
People are buying drugs via Instagram. I mean, it's right there in the name
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Tornado moves through Edwardsville, Illinois; Roof collapse reported at Amazon warehouse, people reported missing inside
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Fri December 10, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tornados in December. Nothing to see here climate change deniers, move along
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stop me when it gets too weird: Man drives through Vegas airport fence. In a limo. Wearing a clown mask. Then makes a bomb threat. To try to commandeer a jet. To fly to Area 51. To see the aliens
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Thu December 09, 2021
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer weaponizes Mariah Carey at Board of Supervisors meeting. "It's also a little pitchy and comes with a slow side-to-side jig"
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Dirty dishes marked as clean, bulk food products not covered, food stored on the floor, dirty areas throughout, bugs crawling around everywhere, will still get you a passing grade for a Chattanooga restaurant inspection
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(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to know why Garfield was so abusive of Odie
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The father and son who allegedly sparked the Caldor Fire together get arrested for reckless arson together. Still no arrests in the Bradlees or Sears fires
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(Vice)
 
 
 
If you had Russian zombie fires on your 2021 bingo card, it's time to collect your prize
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Wed December 08, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Going over the Falls in a barrel. New Hotness: Going over over the Falls in a sedan
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Not now, great cascadia earthquake, we're already busy with an ongoing nightmare scenario
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Youtuber finally does something useful, as in cracking a 21-year-old missing person cold case
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Tue December 07, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
God Jr. fails to make a chicken
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(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
"Stinky" The Great Horned Owl released after months in rehabilitation for injuries suffered in fight with a skunk. With helpful pic of an owl obviously not happy with his nickname
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma's "World's Tallest Christmas Tree" damaged by high winds. Well, just the tip
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norwegian archaeologists find late Iron Age longhouses, and send condolences in what is generally seen as a breach of Viking social protocol
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Sun December 05, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, it's come to this
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Sat December 04, 2021
(North Bay Business Journal)
 
 
 
A Black couple in the San Francisco Bay Area "whitewashed" their home to seem that white people lived there instead. You won't -- or will -- believe what happened next. The appraised value jumped $500,000
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Run like the wind or kiss your ash goodbye
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Does Betteridge's Law of Headlines apply to MH370? Maybe
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Fri December 03, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Charles Koch is outright buying politicians now
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, Ralphie from "A Christmas Story" has turned to a life of crime
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
If you want to Uber into space on a rocket ship that smells like french fries, the lobster fishermen say go somewhere else
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Customers and co-workers remember lady who for a quarter-century ran the slowest supermarket express lane in Virginia
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In today's wildfire news, Denton is NOT the home of happiness
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
If you plan on fishing in the Little Chartiers Creek this week, please don't smoke
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Internet treasure hunt: Post a website that looks like it was designed sometime in the 90's
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
That's some fine police work there Lou
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Wed December 01, 2021
(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Guy struts on front lawn in birthday suit. Nope, it wasn't his birthday. Gross
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(Some non-rolling stone)
 
 
 
Sometimes you have to give up on grass and try other things. Like moss. What? What did you think I meant? This could be some sort of gardening thread. Tag is for how moss grows
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(Some non-rolling stone)
 
 
 
Sometimes you have to give up on grass and try other things. Like moss. What? What did you think I meant? This could be some sort of gardening thread. Tag is for how moss grows
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Woman, four and a half months pregnant, rushes up to house, bangs on front door, awakens man inside, yelling: A) "You said you were sterile;" B) "Jesus is the Daddy;" or C) "Your house is on fire?". Sadly it's C but would have loved for it to be A or B
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Detroit area HS basketball team attempts a group text, gets one number wrong. This resulted in chatting with an NFL team much better than the local one
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(10 News)
 
 
 
One day, this Maserati, its naked female driver, and a toddler, drove into a bar. Well, a pole, actually
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Area man refuses to cook $120 cut of steak well-done for Friendsgiving guest who then called him an asshole and stormed out of his house
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Fire crew rescues puppy from beneath floor boards in Iowa (w/ unsolicited deck pic)
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
If you left a horse head and a decapitated alligator body in a local canal, Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley plans to file a lawsuit for copyright infringement
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Mon November 29, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Just goes to show, if you're gonna crash a Tesla, crash it in Puerto Rico
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Gimme a large fentanyl pizza with extra meth
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Fisticuff fracas takes the fun out of funeral
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teenage girls tempt Darwin by doing handstands at 80mph train crossing
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Macaroni Grill restaurant closed. I KNOW. But that's not the half of it. Customer with a Thanksgiving reservation says SHE WASN'T TOLD
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky if no one ends up getting shot
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Back at the Tanizawa Ranch, you can get divine Wagyu beef steak from a vending machine, stocked fresh daily. Yee haw
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
If you had '3:45pm' as to when someone was going to be shot at a mall on Black Friday, come forward to claim your prize
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
When the apocalypse comes early next year, far-off areas will be scattered with discarded private jets of the wealthy looking for a place to escape only to find they don't have any Starbucks locations
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
'Tis the season for porch-pirates. Here are some tips to protect your holiday deliveries
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
UK weather alert level raised from "Right, wot's all this then?" to "Cor, blimey"
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Thu November 25, 2021
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
West African pirates in a speedboat engage a Danish frigate. Since this is not the original Civilization, there was no saving roll
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The asteroid? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Were there pouches in Saving Private Ryan?
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(Some Messy Guy)
 
 
 
An app that organizes my life? Oh you sweet summer child. This thing would break into hysterical psychosis just by looking at all the stuff held up by my fridge magnets; never mind my desktop folders
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Ikea Japan offering fully furnished apartment to rent for less than a dollar a month? Smells fishy, aside from the fact that the apartment is being leased by a giant landwalking shark
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Ikea Japan offering fully furnished apartment to rent for less than a dollar a month? Smells fishy, aside from the fact that the apartment is being leased by a giant landwalking shark
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Carjacker throws victim's phone out the window during getaway, but not before taking a selfie with it
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(Winter Is Coming)
 
 
 
When did Wheel of Time become a pirate story? We do no get to Illian yet
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The world's largest organism is slowly being eaten by deer. D'OE
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Forcing citizens to return to the traditional holiday roast roadkill feast
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The jury began deliberations today in the trial of the three men accused of killing Ahmaud Arbery. Please do the right thing ladies and gentlemen of the jury. (GUILTY)
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
UEFA Champions League match day 5. First up at 12:45 PM ET is Dynamo Kiev - Bayern and Villareal - Man Utd. Then some of the games at 3pm ET are Barca - Benfica, Chelsea - Juve, Lille - Salzburg, Sevilla - Wolfsburg, Youngs Boys - Atalanta, Malmo - Zeni
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Because, of course
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Mon November 22, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Covid party? Sounds fun. What's the worst that could happen?"
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Couple puts their Tesla into javelina mode
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Some Geologist)
 
 
 
When the Earth's crust disappears, where does it go?
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(CHEK News)
 
 
 
British Columbia introduces gas rationing on Vancouver Island, some travel restrictions in flood-affected areas of province. No word yet on blackout curtains, Victory Bond sales
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Fri November 19, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
1000s of giant sequoias killed in California wildfires in 2021. That's like 1,000,000 in tree years
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Good news teachers: You're getting a raise. Well, unless you teach at a filthy Democrat school
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(CNN)
 
 
 
They eat horses, don't they?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
BC's Lower Mainland is beyond Hope
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Someday soon we might have 3D-printed microrobot fish swimming through our bodies to vomit drugs on cancer cells, hopefully with Raquel Welch onboard
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hawaii river blows a 1.2
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Croatia's onanistic drone spills its seed on the ground
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Wed November 17, 2021
(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
OK, cue the locusts. Famine, you're on deck
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
This is the future in much of the country: high rents, low options, and the narrative that your inability to own property gives you "freedom"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Maybe building a subterranean garage in an area with a very shallow water table wasn't the best idea
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Forty years ago today, a song was released that would become the bane of one person in every area code in the United States
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mexico goes ice cold in World Cup qualifying, loses to Canada in 14 degree snowy weather. Cool tag freezes out Fail tag
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Mon November 15, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have the Battle of California for Monday Night Football. Can the Rams go up to Santa Clara and defeat the 49ers? Or will San Francisco upset Los Angeles? Do you prefer the Bay Area or Southern California? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Stabbyphone
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Wild boars roaming in Ontario might be cause for concern, death of King, ensuing game of thrones, officials say
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like battery factories. So I opened a factory to make battery factory equipment
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Sun November 14, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Lucky casino haul leads to unlucky U-Haul ride
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Asia News)
 
 
 
Kyoto is going bankrupt, thanks to 88 percent drop in tourism since advent of COVID-19
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Governor orders National Guard to put down the cheese curds as Rittenhouse trial nears end
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Pilot has double lucky day. Survives plane crash landing in Gulf near Cedar Key, right when Tampa Marine Unit was training nearby
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Recognize this tattoo; win yourself a spare human leg. No substitutions
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Fri November 12, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Brian Laundrie sleuths convinced that the leg found floating near Florida park belongs to him
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Latest invasive fish brought in by aquarium trade, armored catfish, love to feed off manatees
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Somerset harbour plans statue for local celebrity, Derek the goose
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Wed November 10, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
I went to the insurrection and all I got was this lousy 41-month sentence
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Suppose they gave a war and nobody came? Suppose this really happened?
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
"There is poo" is not a warning to avoid stepping in it. Well, it is, but it is really a warning about what made the poo in the first place
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Area man is a passionate opponent of what he imagines inflation to be
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(Axios)
 
Boobies
 
Some Florida news you can really bury your face into
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
America's Left Hand is raking in the dispensary cash...from the next state over
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Tue November 09, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mike Tomlin still a supporter of taunting penalty. In other news, the Steelers have not been called for a taunting penalty this season, but benefited from a critically timed one on Monday night
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
The phrase "like taking candy from a baby" usually doesn't mean rappelling into an elementary school from the roof and taking candy. Usually
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Marginal Revolution)
 
 
 
Most extroverted State is not surprisingly, the drunkest one
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Sun November 07, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Finding a dead body on Duke's campus really sucks
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas Justice: Bouncy House Edition
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
For once Chrysler isn't responsible for an exploding Pacifica engine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We have a new Hide and Seek Champion folks
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Huh. Here's a young, attractive teenage girl who's been missing for three weeks and we're only just now hearing about her in the media. I wonder why she didn't get the same kind of coverage as that #VanLife girl? I wonder. Oh well, it's a mystery
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Rescue ship carrying 400 migrants in the Mediterranean Sea picks up another 400 from sinking wooden boat. Difficulty: It already had double the amount of people on board with just the 400
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Buy a house, get an unscheduled visit from a Prince (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Road rage. New sunken mess: Boat rage
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Wed November 03, 2021
(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Area man says the quiet part out loud while ranting about vaccines and Covid restrictions at a county board meeting. NSFW language in video
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Tue November 02, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A three-year-old girl and her five-year-old brother have died after eating fruit from their grandmother's garden that they mistook for apples that actually turned out to be poisonous. Sadly this is not a Disney story that has a happy ending
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
According to Marcus Smart, The Celtics are going to crash if Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown keep playing the way Kobe did
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
To the left: "IS attack on Kabul hospital leaves 7 dead, 16 wounded - Taliban special forces deployed" To the right: Ideas of what Taliban special forces look like
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So for first time grandparents, what should your grandchildren call you? What do your grandchildren call you or what do or did you call your grandparents?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I want a trick or a treat?' Well, do you, punk?"
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The largest ancient city you've never heard of was located in... Illinois?
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Mon November 01, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Tension over pole builds for several months, until man can't take it anymore and shoots his load into his neighbor
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The most confusing part of the article is "Who steals a Ford Taurus?"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Dear Area 51, if we can see it and photograph it then it isn't exactly "stealthy" or "top secret" unless those words are Alien for "Like the nose on your face"
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Sun October 31, 2021
(Daily Post (UK))
 
 
 
'Ghosts' emerge from the sea to spook beachgoers, who most likely have smoked too much seaweed
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Relevant Magazine)
 
 
 
For I was hungry, and you gave me something to eat, but only twice a week
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Fri October 29, 2021
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Vegan bees populate roof of area Cheesecake Factory, aim to enter restrooms one of these days
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"Can't believe we have to say this, but don't take chainsaws to our bridges," officials said
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Thu October 28, 2021
(WIFR Rockford)
 
 
 
Airport execs: We're gonna expand our runway to get more flights from Amazon & FedEx. Environmentalists: But you're gonna pave a wildlife area with endangered flora & fauna Airport execs: OH YEAH?? HOW ABOUT WE HALT THE PROJECT & DO AN ECO-SURVEY?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Get up close and explore singles in your area now. ONLY TEN BUCKS OR LESS
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Get off my lawn
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that the longtime head of spine surgery at Boston Medical Center may be secretly drinking in his car, but if it turns out there are a lot of hunchbacks in the area, I would avoid this doctor
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Visit Club Med Cancun, now offering new Crocodile Lagoon ride. "There was nothing I could do. It could do whatever it wants"
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
If you've spotted a baby kangaroo hopping around the greater Kentucky area, please let the owner of Hillview Stables in Laurel County know ASAP
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Dubai just built the world's largest Ferris wheel. Like by far the largest, because why the hell not
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Tue October 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Riding your lawnmower to the corner store. New hotness: Driving your ATV down the main lanes of the freeway
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Sighting confirmed of owl not seen in 150 years. How, how long DO owls live anyway?
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Mon October 25, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle-area King County to start requiring proof of vaccinations for outdoor events today. So if you were planning to stand miserably outside in the rain, you better have some proof
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
SUV driver fleeing LAPD street racing bust makes over shoppers at Halloween costume pop-up store into "Farmer's Market Patrons"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Coup coup Khartoum, Mrs. Robinson
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Atacama t'ikay
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Sun October 24, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
I love it when a plan comes together
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
In an article that is from the year 2021 and not 1999, callers in 35 states will need to dial using area codes starting Sunday
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Sat October 23, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Well that isn't going to help the container shortage
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(Some Drone Guy)
 
 
 
Drone searching for hidden graves brought down by locals who claimed it was spreading covid. Things went quickly downhill from there
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Clean-up work continues after undoubtedly messy Aso eruption. Officials have mobilized special vehicles to haul ash
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
At around $2.01, this is almost twice as expensive as the average price of gasoline in the region. Did I mention this price was per liter?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Western Maryland counties want to secede from the plentiful tax dollars provided by the urban areas to join a failing fossil fuel extraction state
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cause of death of hiking California family and dog determined to have been heat related due to 110-degree weather. Among causes ruled out: extreme heat
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Just because a Lamborghini is a Volkswagen, that doesn't mean it'll float
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out that pile of bones was just dirty Laundrie
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Area men violently defend what they imagine Constitution to be
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Suspecting the 'ol "Peter Pettigrew" escape plan, police left to speculate whether Brian Laundrie is an unregistered animagus
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Palmdale CA woman in custody dispute livestreaming her hostage standoff over Instagram, you could go downvote Sherriff's negotiators right now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Some claim that California does not have four seasons, but they do: Fire, earthquake, drought, and landslide. Here comes landslide. Brought to you by Atmospheric River and a crack team of NOAA scientists coming up with names for stuff
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Wed October 20, 2021
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
I want to move to McKeesport, PA, where the bulldogs all have rubber teeth, and the hens lay soft-boiled eggs, and the police say, "We can't arrest him. He's too drunk"
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Rain causes transformer explosions across San Francisco Bay Area, and that noise you just heard was Michael Bay orgasming into lens flares
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Walter Reed in Bethesda locked down due to bomb threat. Evidently someone misconstrued all the colon blow memes from Monday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whip-it good
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Scientists at Fukushima confirm what Godzilla and Mothra have known for years: radiation is fine for animals
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Tue October 19, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Whatever you do, don't commit a home invasion. But if you do, don't get lost in the thick woods. But if you do, don't call 911 hours later for help finding your way home
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
That's not a hailstone. "This" is a hailstone. Crikey
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(Fox 21 Duluth)
 
 
 
Duluth. Duluth. Duluth is on fire
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Samples from China's lunar mission show the Moon, like your mom, has been 'active' more recently than we knew
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Mon October 18, 2021
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
And the cast of Rob Zombie's 'The Munsters" remake includes...oh, I'm SO shocked
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Inventor of the boogie board scoots into heaven
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Another NFL game marred by a brawling crowd and vertical video
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Covid patient denies Covid exists while gasping for breath. Sad tag narrowly edges out dumbass and facepalm
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why wont you call an insurrection an insurrection?
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The diver, his arm clad in the purest, shimmering Neoprene, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the Med, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Nothing will go better with that car up on blocks in your driveway and that broken washing machine covered in weeds in your front yard than a Japanese freight box situated somewhere out back
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Wait, there are Taco Bell "fans"?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
There's an Exit 69 joke in here somewhere
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Sat October 16, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Twin Cities man is facing charges after allegedly carving a runway into a field behind his home and using it as a private airport. He neglected to pave it with the proper amount of paperwork
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Prejudiced Peggy goes full stupid, has racist meltdown after neighbor speaks to contractor in Spanish: 'Speak American'
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Fri October 15, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Australian firefighters scour a neighborhood looking for a gas leak find a durian fruit instead. Andrew Zimmern says kill it with prejudice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What do an $80 million superyacht and your mom have in common?
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Want a bigger backyard? Just move your fence out till it covers the whole sidewalk. Presto
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Thu October 14, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go to the deciding Game 5 of the NLDS series between the Dodgers and the Giants? It is Julio Urias vs. Logan Webb for the pitching matchup. The Bay Area will be rocking at 9:07 PM ET on TBS
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Tiny $450K house near Boston got plenty of offers, but banks said it was too small to finance. So the sellers will let it go for the bargain price of $390K - if you can pay cash
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Oil tanker turns the Brown Circle Rotary wicked severe in Revere
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Wed October 13, 2021
(9 News)
 
 
 
Once again the saying is "don't kill the messenger"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Royal Oak Police want you to keep an eye out for a carnivorous nocturnal African cat that got loose. For the 3rd time. No, not from the zoo there
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Snake wrangler called to check under house: "I've been doing this 32 years. [...] The most I've done under a house is four or five." Finds 100 rattlesnakes, plot of horror movie
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Alt-weekly writer struggles with the fact that people with a history of mental illness and substance abuse might not hold coherent political opinions despite having a great voice and almost at one time maybe sort of living near the circulation area
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(Some Fashionista)
 
 
 
"Explosion and fire at Pueblo concrete tie plant injures a worker" - great, now where do I go to accessorize cement overshoes
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Tue October 12, 2021
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
SF Bay Area housing crisis solved as over 50% of residents plan to leave. This is a repeat from 2000, 2008, 2015, 2020
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You're egging your fridge wrong
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
And here we have one story about two hikers rescued on Three Fingers Mountain after snow makes area only accessible by 4x4
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Is that a homemade explosive device in your pocket, sir, or are you just happy to see the police?
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