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Sat July 21, 2018
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Heading to a theme park this weekend? Feeling like getting a bite to eat while you're there? Protip: avoid the candy apples and ice cream bars, stick with the corn dogs and funnel cake
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Latest round of tariffs hit the Apple Watch, upsetting tens of people
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Fri July 20, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Dole out the cooked pineapples
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Thu July 19, 2018
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
How hot is the new MacBook Pro? So hot, it has to throttle the CPU when performing basic tasks
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lay's releases 8 new regional chip flavors. Southern Skoal n Vinegar, Big Apple Subway, Midwest Pork Sweat, and Great Northwest Inked Coffee still in beta
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Apple is failing spectacularly in the world's 3rd largest cellphone market
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Apple promises 70 new emoji in 2018, such as superheroes, hair, food, and apparently Drow elves
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Mon July 16, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Somebody call 911" Alexa: "Now playing Fire Burning on the Dance Floor by Sean Kingston"
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Fri July 13, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
What do you expect for a $7,000 MacBook, a keyboard that actually works?
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Apple employee accused of screwing with China by attempting to give them Apple's self-driving tech secrets
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple says "Fark Moore's law, Fark it right in the eye" and releases a $7,000 MacBook....which is $2,400 more than the most expensive model they offered in 2017
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Tue July 10, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
According to these economists you're a liberal if you don't eat at Arby's or Applebee's. According to everyone else that just makes you alive and breathing
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Walking for Dummies
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
See, Apple hasn't run out of ideas at all
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Apple to screw over their fanboys once again
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
You might have these 16 things in your closet that are worth a fortune. So is that old Apple computer still sitting around your place?
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Fri June 29, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple deploys fleet of vans to fix their maps, meaning we could soon see a lot of Apple vans in lakes, living rooms, and airport runways
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple-Samsung patent infringement battle rounds its last corner
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Officers found marijuana, a pineapple-shaped marijuana edible, THC oil, a jar of smoked blunts, seven bags of genital-shaped, THC-laced candies and four tanks of nitrous oxide. Butler reportedly told officers the nitrous oxide was for his "artwork"
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Smartphone vendors and automakers propose global standard to allow you to unlock your car with your smartphone, because ... because .. because ... Tesla. And you can share your "car key" with trusted friends because ... it's cool
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
GE may have picked just the right time to get dropped from the Dow-Jones index
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Interested in owning some swag, kitchen gear, or plates from a closed Applebees? If you are, here's info on where to bid at the liquidation auction. Also, what in the hell is wrong with you?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As usual, Apple has worms. Hot, hot worms chewing up your battery and barfing on your camera
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Fri June 15, 2018
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple maps has been down for hours, potentially affecting dozens
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Wed June 13, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
You can still claim eight inches, but soon even your iPhone will know it's really only three
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Wait didn't John Lumec create the Cybermen with Apple airpods?
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Mon June 11, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
An Applebees/IHOP (IHOB?) combination restaurant to open in Detroit. And lo, the sea was as blood, and the sky was as sackcloth
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The apple doesn't fall far from the bloody ankle
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Sun June 10, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
The good news is that iPhones may be getting cheaper this year. The bad news is that Siri is definitely getting creepier ... and the trend is only going to get worse
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Thu June 07, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft to kill its Groove mobile music apps after finding it couldn't hang with Google and Apple's music store apps. Strange... Microsoft is usually excellent at hanging
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Google removes egg from their salad emoji. The first line of the proposal was probably "I'm a vegan"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexico slaps tariffs on pork, apples, potatoes, bourbon, and cheese. Why does Mexico hate fark BBQs?
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Tue June 05, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So how did Mueller catch Manafort's witness tampering? Well, it seems that Manafort was juuust tech savvy enough to use encrypted messaging apps but NOT smart enough to tell them not to back up messages to his iCloud, which Mueller has a warrant for
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apple Developer Conference Recap: Apple wants you to put down the damn phone
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Mon June 04, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple may lower the price of iPhone X from "arm and a leg" to "arm"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Apple be able to successfully stand up to the Thought Police?
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Sat June 02, 2018
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
What to expect at WWDC 2018: iOS 12, macOS 10.14, tvOS 12 and watchOS 5. Also, if you understood this headline without even trying, you're either a total fanboi or a serious nerd
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(Eater)
 
 
 
OLD: Pineapple on pizza. NEW: Durian on pizza
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Portnoy to step down as President of the Recording Academy, hopes to spend more time with cored apples, candy wrappers, raw liver
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Android Authority)
 
 
 
"Ok Google, shoot the intruder". "Would you like the intruder maimed or killed?"
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple is going to OLED screens for all its phones. After winning that lawsuit, guess who the sole supplier is. Need a hint? The answer is just 'round the corner
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Samsung now owes Apple $539 million in never-ending "round corners" patent trial
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Fri May 25, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Court docs reveal Apple knew about "touch disease", claim they did everything to fix the problem at the time and you can get a cream for that now
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Tue May 22, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apple promise (again) to improve Siri's capabilities soon - estimates are that she may one day reach the accuracy and intelligence levels of a drunk Glaswegian
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
App developers form union to try to get better App Store policies. It's free to join, but you have to make micropayments if you want to skip ahead to the next level, get more benefits
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alexa looks over her shoulder and notes that Google's Home is starting to catch up in sales. Apple's HomePod, however, is somewhere way far back, left behind in a cloud of virtual dust
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple CEO iSplains China to Trump
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple and Samsung decide there's nothing quite like the joy of beating a dead horse
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Sun May 13, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Croak like a butterfly, sue like a bee
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Tue May 08, 2018
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
IOS 11.4 will increase the likelihood of the police severing your thumbs
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Things you should not put on pizza: Pineapple. Anchovies. Chocolate
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Wed May 02, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple wants to buy your stocks back
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Apple and other corporations using their GOP tax savings exactly how they said they would
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Tue May 01, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Drive an electric car? You child slaving monster
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Mon April 30, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple plans to repatriate $285 billion in cash to US investors
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Fri April 27, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nasdaq goes Nasflat
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hungarians grapple with influx of foreigners, scratched records
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Apple: You're touching the keys wrong
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Emojipedia)
 
 
 
Following Apple's lead, Google & Facebook update their pistol emojis to water guns. Microsoft's is still packing heat
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you love something set it free. If it comes back to you, you'll make a profit
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Mon April 23, 2018
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
While Subby's workplace celebrated Earth Day by pushing back plans to destroy the planet until next year, Apple held a 4/20 beer bash and Ziggy Marley concert, all solar-powered. "Spliffy" tag sadly misspelled
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Sun April 22, 2018
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Q: What's the deal with airline food? A: $500
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Q: What's the deal with airline food? A: $500
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Woman charged with leaving kids home alone while she danced on top of bar at Applebees
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Thu April 19, 2018
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Apple's iPhone X continues to struggle, as it only contributed 35 percentage points toward the company's 86 percent dominance of smartphone profits worldwide
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Tue April 17, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple is running out of useful features to drop
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Mozzarella cheese, ham, and pineapple
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Patients will be allowed to inhale their medical marijuana, just not from joints, bowls or bongs. So apples, toilet paper tubes, and crushed coke cans it is then
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Yes, it's come to this - grapefruit flavored hard cider
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Yes, it's come to this - grapefruit flavored hard cider
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
So much leaking there must be Apple juice all over the floor
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple may be the most valuable company on the planet, but, unlike most of the other tech giants, there is only one billionaire among its senior execs, and 80% of his money comes from investments OTHER than Apple
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Starting tomorrow, Apple will begin to warn Macintosh users that 32-bit app support will soon be removed. This headline was submitted using Lynx for DOS on a 32-bit Windows 10 machine
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Alexa, what's a Home Pod?" "Oh wait, you're serious?"
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple adds "jokes" to Siri, like "One night, I paid $20 to see Prince. But I partied like it was $19.99"
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Economic Education Foundation)
 
 
 
Could Amazon skip picking a new headquarters in the US and just go buy a country to save on taxes?
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Mon April 09, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Steve Wozniak segues over to Facebook, shuts down his account over privacy concerns
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Google's head of A.I. decides he should be working for a company that doesn't monetize spying on its users, which doesn't leave a whole lot of options in Silicon Valley
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump thinks of the military as a toy - makes sense since he has a child's mentality. It's why his doctor is running the VA, his caddy is his close advisor, and his son-in-law is his Middle East guy. It's how a child imagines being President
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Do you fear self driving cars will make your commute a bore? Well, worry no more: Apple has just applied for in car VR games. Driving simulators are expected to be popular
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple Watch can track movement, monitor heart rate, identify murderer
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
With our privacy walls falling in on us it looks like Apple trying to avoid being bruised
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
3 stocks that will beat Apple Inc. to $1 trillion. Juicero surrenders
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Mon April 02, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook CEO declares war on Apple CEO by calling him "glib." Nice to see he's taking advice from noted crazy person Tom Cruise
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You've got apples? Well let's compare them to theses oranges
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Rocky Mountain Collegian)
 
 
 
"Does pineapple on pizza?"
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Tim Cook longs for the days of black lung coal miners, child labor, and lakes that catch on fire
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Tue March 27, 2018
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Indian government threatens legal action against Apple if they are not allowed to collect citizens' call and message history. Only to help people though, not like Facebook, or other governments
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Sun March 25, 2018
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple is NOT discontinuing iPhone X. To improve sales, they will offer it in a new color - either blush gold or red. Apologize, haters
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