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Sat July 21, 2018       Heading to a theme park this weekend? Feeling like getting a bite to eat while you're there? Protip: avoid the candy apples and ice cream bars, stick with the corn dogs and funnel cake source: thedailymeal.com   |   share: 40         Latest round of tariffs hit the Apple Watch, upsetting tens of people source: uk.mobile.reuters.com   |   share: 15   Fri July 20, 2018       Dole out the cooked pineapples source: upi.com   |   share: 25   Thu July 19, 2018       How hot is the new MacBook Pro? So hot, it has to throttle the CPU when performing basic tasks source: digitaltrends.com   |   share: 120   Wed July 18, 2018 (Some Guy)       Lay's releases 8 new regional chip flavors. Southern Skoal n Vinegar, Big Apple Subway, Midwest Pork Sweat, and Great Northwest Inked Coffee still in beta source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 47   Tue July 17, 2018       Apple is failing spectacularly in the world's 3rd largest cellphone market source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 9         Apple promises 70 new emoji in 2018, such as superheroes, hair, food, and apparently Drow elves source: venturebeat.com   |   share: 23   Mon July 16, 2018       "Somebody call 911" Alexa: "Now playing Fire Burning on the Dance Floor by Sean Kingston" source: money.cnn.com   |   share: 38   Fri July 13, 2018       What do you expect for a $7,000 MacBook, a keyboard that actually works? source: cnet.com   |   share: 71   Thu July 12, 2018       Apple employee accused of screwing with China by attempting to give them Apple's self-driving tech secrets source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 9         Apple says "Fark Moore's law, Fark it right in the eye" and releases a $7,000 MacBook....which is $2,400 more than the most expensive model they offered in 2017 source: theverge.com   |   share: 135   Tue July 10, 2018       According to these economists you're a liberal if you don't eat at Arby's or Applebee's. According to everyone else that just makes you alive and breathing source: theweek.com   |   share: 231   Sat July 07, 2018       Walking for Dummies source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 26         See, Apple hasn't run out of ideas at all source: esquire.com   |   share: 34   Fri July 06, 2018       Apple to screw over their fanboys once again source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 48   Tue July 03, 2018       You might have these 16 things in your closet that are worth a fortune. So is that old Apple computer still sitting around your place? source: deslide.clusterfake.net   |   share: 34   Fri June 29, 2018       Apple deploys fleet of vans to fix their maps, meaning we could soon see a lot of Apple vans in lakes, living rooms, and airport runways source: bbc.com   |   share: 22   Thu June 28, 2018       Apple-Samsung patent infringement battle rounds its last corner source: bloomberg.com   |   share: 4   Tue June 26, 2018       Officers found marijuana, a pineapple-shaped marijuana edible, THC oil, a jar of smoked blunts, seven bags of genital-shaped, THC-laced candies and four tanks of nitrous oxide. Butler reportedly told officers the nitrous oxide was for his "artwork" source: journaltimes.com   |   share: 29   Sat June 23, 2018       Smartphone vendors and automakers propose global standard to allow you to unlock your car with your smartphone, because ... because .. because ... Tesla. And you can share your "car key" with trusted friends because ... it's cool source: engadget.com   |   share: 56   Fri June 22, 2018       GE may have picked just the right time to get dropped from the Dow-Jones index source: reuters.com   |   share: 10   Wed June 20, 2018       Interested in owning some swag, kitchen gear, or plates from a closed Applebees? If you are, here's info on where to bid at the liquidation auction. Also, what in the hell is wrong with you? source: daytondailynews.com   |   share: 25         As usual, Apple has worms. Hot, hot worms chewing up your battery and barfing on your camera source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 23   Fri June 15, 2018       Apple maps has been down for hours, potentially affecting dozens source: 9to5mac.com   |   share: 65   Wed June 13, 2018       You can still claim eight inches, but soon even your iPhone will know it's really only three source: cnbc.com   |   share: 27         Wait didn't John Lumec create the Cybermen with Apple airpods? source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 32   Mon June 11, 2018       An Applebees/IHOP (IHOB?) combination restaurant to open in Detroit. And lo, the sea was as blood, and the sky was as sackcloth source: mlive.com   |   share: 37         The apple doesn't fall far from the bloody ankle source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 32   Sun June 10, 2018       The good news is that iPhones may be getting cheaper this year. The bad news is that Siri is definitely getting creepier ... and the trend is only going to get worse source: cnet.com   |   share: 24   Thu June 07, 2018       Microsoft to kill its Groove mobile music apps after finding it couldn't hang with Google and Apple's music store apps. Strange... Microsoft is usually excellent at hanging source: theverge.com   |   share: 34   Wed June 06, 2018       Google removes egg from their salad emoji. The first line of the proposal was probably "I'm a vegan" source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 60         Mexico slaps tariffs on pork, apples, potatoes, bourbon, and cheese. Why does Mexico hate fark BBQs? source: money.cnn.com   |   share: 34   Tue June 05, 2018       So how did Mueller catch Manafort's witness tampering? Well, it seems that Manafort was juuust tech savvy enough to use encrypted messaging apps but NOT smart enough to tell them not to back up messages to his iCloud, which Mueller has a warrant for source: rawstory.com   |   share: 146         Apple Developer Conference Recap: Apple wants you to put down the damn phone source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 17   Mon June 04, 2018       Apple may lower the price of iPhone X from "arm and a leg" to "arm" source: theverge.com   |   share: 13         Will Apple be able to successfully stand up to the Thought Police? source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 5   Sat June 02, 2018       What to expect at WWDC 2018: iOS 12, macOS 10.14, tvOS 12 and watchOS 5. Also, if you understood this headline without even trying, you're either a total fanboi or a serious nerd source: macrumors.com   |   share: 47         OLD: Pineapple on pizza. NEW: Durian on pizza source: la.eater.com   |   share: 97   Fri June 01, 2018       Portnoy to step down as President of the Recording Academy, hopes to spend more time with cored apples, candy wrappers, raw liver source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 20   Thu May 31, 2018       "Ok Google, shoot the intruder". "Would you like the intruder maimed or killed?" source: androidauthority.com   |   share: 40   Tue May 29, 2018       Apple is going to OLED screens for all its phones. After winning that lawsuit, guess who the sole supplier is. Need a hint? The answer is just 'round the corner source: bloomberg.com   |   share: 26   Sat May 26, 2018       Samsung now owes Apple $539 million in never-ending "round corners" patent trial source: bloomberg.com   |   share: 60   Fri May 25, 2018       Court docs reveal Apple knew about "touch disease", claim they did everything to fix the problem at the time and you can get a cream for that now source: cnet.com   |   share: 17   Tue May 22, 2018       Apple promise (again) to improve Siri's capabilities soon - estimates are that she may one day reach the accuracy and intelligence levels of a drunk Glaswegian source: usatoday.com   |   share: 17   Sat May 19, 2018       App developers form union to try to get better App Store policies. It's free to join, but you have to make micropayments if you want to skip ahead to the next level, get more benefits source: wired.com   |   share: 8   (Some Guy)       Alexa looks over her shoulder and notes that Google's Home is starting to catch up in sales. Apple's HomePod, however, is somewhere way far back, left behind in a cloud of virtual dust source: 9to5google.com   |   share: 19   Tue May 15, 2018       Apple CEO iSplains China to Trump source: bloomberg.com   |   share: 9         Apple and Samsung decide there's nothing quite like the joy of beating a dead horse source: bbc.com   |   share: 17   Sun May 13, 2018       Croak like a butterfly, sue like a bee source: upi.com   |   share: 17   Tue May 08, 2018       IOS 11.4 will increase the likelihood of the police severing your thumbs source: zdnet.com   |   share: 12   Sat May 05, 2018 (Some Guy)       Things you should not put on pizza: Pineapple. Anchovies. Chocolate source: groceries.asda.com   |   share: 94   Wed May 02, 2018       Apple wants to buy your stocks back source: cnbc.com   |   share: 19         Apple and other corporations using their GOP tax savings exactly how they said they would source: vox.com   |   share: 76   Tue May 01, 2018       Drive an electric car? You child slaving monster source: cnn.com   |   share: 25   Mon April 30, 2018       Apple plans to repatriate $285 billion in cash to US investors source: cnbc.com   |   share: 17   Fri April 27, 2018       Nasdaq goes Nasflat source: cnbc.com   |   share: 8         Hungarians grapple with influx of foreigners, scratched records source: npr.org   |   share: 134   Thu April 26, 2018       Apple: You're touching the keys wrong source: apple.slashdot.org   |   share: 45   Wed April 25, 2018 (Emojipedia)       Following Apple's lead, Google & Facebook update their pistol emojis to water guns. Microsoft's is still packing heat source: blog.emojipedia.org   |   share: 39   Tue April 24, 2018       If you love something set it free. If it comes back to you, you'll make a profit source: phys.org   |   share: 5   Mon April 23, 2018       While Subby's workplace celebrated Earth Day by pushing back plans to destroy the planet until next year, Apple held a 4/20 beer bash and Ziggy Marley concert, all solar-powered. "Spliffy" tag sadly misspelled source: macrumors.com   |   share: 6   Sun April 22, 2018       Q: What's the deal with airline food? A: $500 source: abc7ny.com   |   share: 145         Q: What's the deal with airline food? A: $500 source: abc7ny.com   |   share: 145         Woman charged with leaving kids home alone while she danced on top of bar at Applebees source: kcra.com   |   share: 51   Thu April 19, 2018       Apple's iPhone X continues to struggle, as it only contributed 35 percentage points toward the company's 86 percent dominance of smartphone profits worldwide source: macworld.com   |   share: 43   Tue April 17, 2018       Apple is running out of useful features to drop source: cnbc.com   |   share: 20         Mozzarella cheese, ham, and pineapple source: skillet.lifehacker.com   |   share: 38         Patients will be allowed to inhale their medical marijuana, just not from joints, bowls or bongs. So apples, toilet paper tubes, and crushed coke cans it is then source: pennlive.com   |   share: 65   Sun April 15, 2018       Yes, it's come to this - grapefruit flavored hard cider source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 33         Yes, it's come to this - grapefruit flavored hard cider source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 33   Sat April 14, 2018       So much leaking there must be Apple juice all over the floor source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 26   Thu April 12, 2018       Apple may be the most valuable company on the planet, but, unlike most of the other tech giants, there is only one billionaire among its senior execs, and 80% of his money comes from investments OTHER than Apple source: bloomberg.com   |   share: 14         Starting tomorrow, Apple will begin to warn Macintosh users that 32-bit app support will soon be removed. This headline was submitted using Lynx for DOS on a 32-bit Windows 10 machine source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 53         "Alexa, what's a Home Pod?" "Oh wait, you're serious?" source: bloomberg.com   |   share: 32         Apple adds "jokes" to Siri, like "One night, I paid $20 to see Prince. But I partied like it was $19.99" source: macrumors.com   |   share: 42   Wed April 11, 2018       Could Amazon skip picking a new headquarters in the US and just go buy a country to save on taxes? source: fee.org   |   share: 37   Mon April 09, 2018       Steve Wozniak segues over to Facebook, shuts down his account over privacy concerns source: usatoday.com   |   share: 36   Wed April 04, 2018       Google's head of A.I. decides he should be working for a company that doesn't monetize spying on its users, which doesn't leave a whole lot of options in Silicon Valley source: digitaltrends.com   |   share: 26         Trump thinks of the military as a toy - makes sense since he has a child's mentality. It's why his doctor is running the VA, his caddy is his close advisor, and his son-in-law is his Middle East guy. It's how a child imagines being President source: cnn.com   |   share: 61         Do you fear self driving cars will make your commute a bore? Well, worry no more: Apple has just applied for in car VR games. Driving simulators are expected to be popular source: theverge.com   |   share: 40         Apple Watch can track movement, monitor heart rate, identify murderer source: bbc.com   |   share: 2   Tue April 03, 2018       With our privacy walls falling in on us it looks like Apple trying to avoid being bruised source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 4         3 stocks that will beat Apple Inc. to $1 trillion. Juicero surrenders source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 18   Mon April 02, 2018       Facebook CEO declares war on Apple CEO by calling him "glib." Nice to see he's taking advice from noted crazy person Tom Cruise source: cnbc.com   |   share: 22   Fri March 30, 2018       You've got apples? Well let's compare them to theses oranges source: foxnews.com   |   share: 109   Thu March 29, 2018       "Does pineapple on pizza?" source: collegian.com   |   share: 30   Wed March 28, 2018       Tim Cook longs for the days of black lung coal miners, child labor, and lakes that catch on fire source: recode.net   |   share: 25   Tue March 27, 2018       Indian government threatens legal action against Apple if they are not allowed to collect citizens' call and message history. Only to help people though, not like Facebook, or other governments source: 9to5mac.com   |   share: 7   Sun March 25, 2018       Apple is NOT discontinuing iPhone X. To improve sales, they will offer it in a new color - either blush gold or red. Apologize, haters source: 9to5mac.com   |   share: 34

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