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Wed November 25, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple is so sure about their new M1 processors that they will be releasing more Macbooks in 2021 with both M1 and Intel
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Tue November 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple's head of global security has been indicted on bribery charges for offering $70,000 in iPads to a CA sheriff in exchange for CCW permits for him and his staff. So, like, 3 iPads then?
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Sun November 22, 2020
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Apple orders up Tetris movie
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Fri November 20, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apple calls Facebook's privacy kettle black
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Thu November 19, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Because 2020: Pepsi unveils apple pie-flavored cola
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
One of the lost apple pie recipes of colonial Flavor Country, the Marlborough Pie
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple fined its belly button lint over kneecapping older iPhones due to "battery life"
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Wed November 18, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Homebrew Apple IPA now available, but this is not the Food tab so you can't drink that
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Apple halves App Store cut for developers making less than $1 million/year, reverse of what Steam did with their fees. Fark: which comes out to a whopping 5% of revenues
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(Medium)
 
 
 
IBM executive figures that Apple is saving about $2.5 billion/year on low-end MacBooks by switching from Intel to its own faster & cheaper chips
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(Some Rossini Guy)
 
 
 
Today is William Tell Day, which, by legend, he shot an apple off his son's head, then rode off with his faithful Indian companion. HI-YO, SILVER, AWAAAAYYY
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Mon November 16, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Welcome to the BSoD party, Apple. Leave your unhandled exceptions at the door
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"...to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee." Except this time, it's the whales who are saying it
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Sun November 15, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple *zap* Hearing Aid Sound Issgarblegarble iPhone 12 Mod*brrrrrZAP* Fixed warblewarble bzztware UpdaSSSsssss
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Fri November 13, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Richest company in the world doesn't have the money to buy enough bandwidth so that folks can download Big Sur and use other Apple services at the same time
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Thu November 12, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
After versions 10.0 through 10.9, and 10.10 (which does not equal 10.1 for some reason) through 10.15, Apple software VP Nigel Tufnel finally decides it's time for MacOS to go to 11
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Why does Apple use one-letter acronyms for their chips? "We're brilliant marketers that way"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Apple: Epic stole from us Court: Na
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Wed November 11, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
School lunch company produced juice with high levels of arsenic and toxins with a side of rotting or moldy apples and pears. I wonder if it mixes well with scotch?
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Tue November 10, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Today Apple releases its first computers with Apple silicon, leaving Intel behind where they belong in the dustbin of history
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Actual headline " Michigan farm ordered to stop making apple cider due to insanitary conditions". That's crazy
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Mon November 09, 2020
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Scrapple Day, so fry up some pork scraps and get that Triple Word Score
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Does your wine taste like rotting apples and smell like gasoline? Either you have covid or you got your hands on a rare British cabernet
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Pegatron's exploitation of their workers is so bad that even Apple of all companies have cut off ties
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Fri November 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Plates made from recycled pineapples not only work, but can then be planted to grow pineapples
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Thu November 05, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
How rich is Apple? Rich enough to pay Twitter one million dollars for a custom emoji logo
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Wed November 04, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Fruit crime ring steals 70 trees worth of Shinano Gold apples, with street value of $11,460. Time to call in the fruit ninjas
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Tue November 03, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Beyond the Higgs: Physicists at CERN think the unthinkable, do the undoable, prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if they may not EFT it after all
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
The Big Apple is now the boarded up apple
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Sun November 01, 2020
(Some Reverse Engineer)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you liked RAM, so we stacked RAM on your RAM so you could remember the memory of the Apple ///
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Sat October 31, 2020
(Phone Arena)
 
 
 
You had one job, Apple
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Fri October 30, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Launching the new iPhone late cost Apple $100bil. Oh wait - there it is. Never mind
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Tue October 27, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Giggity: Jon Stewart will return in a TV new series, featuring one-hour shows focusing on a single topic. Fark: on Apple TV+
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Mon October 26, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple to launch yet another version of those little ear buds inspired by Ben Stiller in There's Something About Mary
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Sun October 25, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Ruin your fall cookie recipes with apples. That's almost as bad as raisins
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Thu October 22, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Author misses 90s watches that had dozens of features. Hasn't heard of Apple Watch. Asks you get off his lawn
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Mon October 19, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
A free country is teaming up with other free nations plus a tyrannical regime to put the screws to Apple and Facebook
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple is not content with just setting your MacBook on fire, has moved on to the Apple watch
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Then: MTV showing music videos. Now: Apple Music TV now showing music videos. Fark: for free
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Fri October 16, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Samsung mocks Apple for getting rid of something that the rest of the phone industry will get rid of for their next phones
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Thu October 15, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Because France is run by idiots who don't believe that phones will microwave your brain, they are the only country in the world where an iPhone will come with airpods
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
New Jennifer Lawrence Netflix film will have quite the cast
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Wed October 14, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bill Gates: "I didn't realize so many people would hate my success"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Big Tech taking a bite out of all the empty office space in the Big Apple is a big deal indeed
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Tue October 13, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you were going to buy citizenship in Cyprus for the low price of €2m but haven't gotten around to it, it's now or never thanks to a few bad apples
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apple releases the iPhone 12, with smoother surfaces and a a nice new color. Enjoy that while you're eating your ramen and macaroni and cheese
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(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Sid Meier's uses the Apple defense that Nuke-friendly Gandhi was a feature and not a bug
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple is on their way to becoming the first multi-trillion dollar company with a brilliant idea that will save them $10 on every iPhone order
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How to successfully disagree with your Trump-supporting parents and ensure you don't alienate them for their racism
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
A pink pineapple? That costs $49? "It's like Del Monte knew 2020 would be the year nothing needs to make sense"
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Mon October 12, 2020
(How-To Geek)
 
 
 
Facebook app goes full "Truman Show", starts asking to scan your local network for devices it can use to watch you. Your ceiling fan is, well, you know
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apple's new 'iPhone 12' has 5G speeds faster than your mom but it's married to US networks slower, crankier, and fartier than your dad
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Sun October 11, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
5G on the iPhone 12 will work as intended
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The worst part about owning a Tesla can be the $4,000 butt-dial
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks has run out of World War II movies
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Investors expect the new 5G iPhones to fly off the shelves
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
There's now an apple taffy beer for those of you who have outgrown putting jolly ranchers in your zimas
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Apple pays $288,000 to white-hat hackers who had run of the company's network, retains screen rights to "Too Many Secrets" and "Cootys Rat Semen"
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Microsoft bites Apple
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
The Fabulous Feijoa - Pineapple Guava Recipes from California
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Facebook: Don't you worry, we'll be closing the barn door after the horse has bolted
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Wed October 07, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
London's most luxurious taxi is crammed with EV tech, sandalwood leather with Alcantara trim, a TV with Apple TV, a PS4, a glass roof with rainbow LEDs, a 5G router, a small fridge, Ferrari paint, and sells for $155k. Pine tree air freshener extra
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Your internet era oil barons who always use monopolistic practices to get ahead: Apple, Amazon, Facebook and Google
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Such a shame: Apple blows a hole in Facebook's revenue model
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Tue October 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Picking about a dozen 1000-pound boxes of apples a day does not keep the doctors away
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Garmin recalculates, is headed in the right direction again
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Mon October 05, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
More like sOS14, amirite?
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
9 years ago today, Steve Jobs left this earth for the cloud. Let his death be a reminder to see real doctors when you are diagnosed with cancer and not try nu-age bullshiat
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Sun October 04, 2020
(Phone Arena)
 
 
 
Apple App Store generates 1.8 times the revenue of the google play store in Q3 of this year. Damn
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Sat October 03, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Three... four... five... six. Six bad apples. AH AH AH
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Fri October 02, 2020
(The Root)
 
 
 
If you're happy Trump tested positive for Covid-19 you're just as bad as he is. *beat* *beat* Okay, I can't keep a straight face. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
FYI: your Apple Card AT&T bill may incorrectly state that you are being charged by a small company in Texas named Waters, Hardy & Co. Please stop calling them. They had to disconnect their phone lines
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Thu October 01, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Since a TikTok user had some Dreams he'd like to share, sales of Fleetwood Mac's classic tune have skyrocketed
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google Play Movies & TV is now Google TV but it's not the same Google TV that runs on Android TV on the new Chromecast, it's an app
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Tue September 29, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Epic's decision to bypass Apple's App Store policies were dishonest, says US judge". Just like when Apple told us EVERYONE paid 30% (until we found out that Amazon only pays 15%)
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Google says Android 12 will make it easier to install alternative app stores. Global hacking/phishing networks, Tim Apple approve
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Amazon's new Sidewalk network is a data-sucking, always listening, spy drone infested, path to hell. But it's quick and easy, so there's that
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Give a two-word phrase that captures some big news from the year 2020. Difficulty: must be in format of an Archie Comics story title (rhyming words, containing equal number of syllables). Example: "Mitch, biatch"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Redditor got Apple to approve a free app for a full-screen web browser whose real purpose is to stream Google Stadia games on iPhones. Fark: and he named it Stadium
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Mon September 28, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple figured out a way to increase the amount of packaging necessary for a mask by 3000%
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Johnny Appleseed didn't plant his apple trees so that the apples would be eaten -- he planted them so the apples could be made into booze
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(Pocket Lint)
 
 
 
I think if Steve Jobs were alive and Apple had to issue a patch to their 10-day-old major iOS release, he would literally murder someone
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Fri September 25, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett invests in ions
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The iOS villagers are gathering their torches and pitchforks to storm the walled garden gates
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Here are some mildly interesting photos of some very interesting things to take the edge off your day
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
They like to watch, but they're not gardeners
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Bits of brilliance
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Tue September 22, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
The most overrated phone is about to receive the most overrated carrier technology
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(Everything Lubbock)
 
 
 
The orange dot means they're listening to you and the green dot means they're watching you
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Mon September 21, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
5G? That shiat is so last year. AT&T already is working on 6G and with how well 5G roll out has been we all know just how exactly 6G will be
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York City: The Big Apple. The City so Nice they Named It Twice. An 'Anarchist Jurisdiction'. The City that Never Sleeps...Wait what?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
AppleTV, Hulu, and Netflix managed only four Emmy Awards between them
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Fri September 18, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Genetic adaptation to climate change is swift in crop pests, which is why they're pests and not insecto-features
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You mean there's an upside?
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(ThreatPost)
 
 
 
Apple rushed out IOS14 to fix a remote execution bug. Oops
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(Wired)
 
 
 
With Google and Apple begrudgingly beginning to consider eliminating tracking cookies, these guys are following your phone
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
While visiting Eastern Washington, which produces more apples than the rest of the country put together, Governor Inslee gave them a gift of... apples. Before you start mocking him. that isn't all he brought. He included a surprise
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Now that vinyl is outselling CDs for the first time since the 80s, of course you can now get a portable CD player that works with airpods. Whatever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Singapore to pay residents to exercise with Apple watch. Public caning to get its very own ring on the activity app
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
Minnesota apple orchard goes all in on "China Virus" racism, proceeds to at least triple down until they possibly realize they're not getting as much of the "'MURICA -- FARK YEAH" response that they were expecting
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Wed September 16, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
According to a text I saw on my Samsung smart watch, Apple to finally sell Apple Watches to people without iPhones
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Tim Apple: surprise, motherfarkers. iOS 14 is dropping tomorrow. Developers: what the fark, even your tools aren't ready
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Tue September 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
ViacomCBS rebrands CBS All Access as Paramount+ in anticipation of a worldwide rollout. Subby still watching the handful of shows from complimentary AppleTV+ subscription
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Sure the police might have some bad apples, but a review of 2,400 cases only found misconduct 54% of the time
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Apple's product announcements land with a thud thanks to postponed iPhone 12 launch. The usual incremental Watch updates, iPads with the bare minimum of storage, and a bundle of meh services
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"Cordera," "Pink Luster," and "Firecracker." Stripper names or the three new apples released by Cornell? Why not both?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"CBP's seizure of the earbuds in question is unrelated to the images or language on the box. A company does not have to put an 'Apple' wordmark or design on their products to violate these trademarks"
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Mon September 14, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
NVIDIA to Acquire Arm for $40 Billion. Leg to come in future driver update
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Live by basing your design on Apple products, die by basing your design on Apple products
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Sun September 13, 2020
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Apparently now is the worst time to buy an iPad or an Apple Watch. Which begs the question: is there ever a GOOD time to buy an iPad or an Apple Watch?
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Fri September 11, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sign In with Google: good for life, assuming you don't get banned. Sign in with Facebook: same. Sign in with Apple: now required AND good only if your app developer remains in good standing. Oh wait, does that look petty and monopolistic? nevermind
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fortnight founder to Apple: your 30% fee "Is going to be the worst dystopia you can imagine from science fiction"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So, contact tracing apps to help fight COVID-19 have been a complete bust. But don't worry, Apple has a solution -- build the contact tracing functionality right into your phone, so there's no app to download at all. What could go wrong?
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Presenting... the iMask. It goes over your mouth
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Wed September 09, 2020
(iMore)
 
 
 
Six years ago today, Apple and U2 pissed off the world by giving something away for free
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Apparently wanting to have an app on an Iphone that is not bound to Apples gilded cage means you get countersued for....theft?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Electronic music pioneer Simeon Coxe has gone to the great Silver Apple in the sky
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"30-somethings are ditching their tiny rental apartments in hip districts of expensive cities and moving to buy houses in the burbs for a life of shopping at Home Depot and spending their Friday nights eating mozzarella sticks at Applebee's"
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Tue September 08, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple posts something on twitter using a blue Apple logo. This means....something
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Sun September 06, 2020
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Next up in Epic vs Apple: suing to get Fortnite back on the App Store listing $$$ figures for harm, as well as laying the groundwork for government antitrust attorneys worldwide
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Fri September 04, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Apple's $180bil loss in market value on Thursday wasn't the biggest for any company ever, it's a feature
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This is a pretty good example of the difference between "value" and "worth"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Your 'fundamental right to privacy' Apple's touting can essentially wait until next year
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple: "Unlike Dell, our Chinese workers are allowed to live in a shared dorm room. Also unlike Dell, our workers are not executed for disagreeing with the boss. Also, unlike Dell, we only remove 100% of requests from the appstore that China makes"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Doggos left red faced after being sent to protect owners delicious crop in orchard as they can't help snacking on yum yum dragon fruit (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Barr expected to file antitrust lawsuit against Google, presumably because they haven't paid enough protection money
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Thu September 03, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Papa John's is offering a "new" and "improved" pineapple pizza, really "stretches" the "meanings" of those "words"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple invests in world's largest onshore wind turbines, will soon make the breeze proprietary
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Wed September 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple's iOS 14 to make it harder for apps to track your location and browsing habits because why would Apple want to let other companies do that for them?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nearly half of New Yorkers think the Big Apple is rotting. The rest are natives who grew up in the 1970s and '80s who say those people have never seen a really rotten Big Apple
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(iA Blog)
 
 
 
Tim Apple: "We treat all developers equally." Developer: some are more equal than others: Facebook, Amazon, Netflix, Uber, Airbnb (long read)
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Tue September 01, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
For its next Apple TV update, the remote is rumored to be (a) larger, to make it difficult to fall between the cushions, (b) textured, to make it difficult to slip between the cushions, or (c) add "Find My" so owners at least know what city it's in
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why Fortnite is fighting with Apple and Google
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A list of some ridiculous reasons from back in the day as to why women shouldn't be allowed to vote, including "Eve ate the apple"
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dow Jones Industrial Average becomes less industrial starting today. Your stock portfolio ... oh, you don't have one? Well how about a 401k? .... Oh ... Never mind
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Don't buy Apple stonks just because the split makes it look cheaper. In related news, buying single cigarettes at the liquor store checkout still cool
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Sun August 30, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pinterest to pay $89.5 MILLION, to CANCEL lease in SF
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do you get the man who has everything? No, really... this guy has everything he's ever wanted
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Some Private Guy)
 
 
 
Where did I put my super tiny violin?
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Fri August 28, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple goes nuclear, terminates Epic Games' developer account
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple: don't talk about the 30% if you want your app approved. Talk about the war instead
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Experts say the touch screen on your phone can harbor a multitude of germs and bacteria. This is especially true if sanitation workers find it at the bottom of a national forest vault toilet. Bonus: it still works
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Apple's planned privacy protections have Facebook sobbing into its huge mountain of money
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ant, one of the most profitable financial companies you've never heard of, made $3 billion profit on $10 billion turnover in first half of this year. It's coming IPO will be the biggest Unicorn of 2020
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
It looks like you picked the wrong year to sell smartphones. Have you considered sniffing glue instead?
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Tue August 25, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Judge rules that Epic Games can't get booted from Apple's Developer program, keeping Unreal Engine alive on Apple devices. Fortnite, OTOH: Thor Loserman
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Spaces: The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Apple enterprise. Its continuing mission: to acquire new companies, to seek out new profit and new technologies, to boldly go where no firm has gone before
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Mon August 24, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Keira Knightley will almost star in a show called "The Sex Serpent". Almost
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook is fulfilling another Steve Jobs vision. But not the one involving wearing Bill Gate's head as a hat
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Worried about radiation? There's a custom iPod with a Geiger counter in it. Maybe. Story to the left, crazy conspiracy theories to the right. My theory involves robots and hot dogs
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Sat August 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Small game developers would like to remind you that the Epic Games Store is also a closed ecosystem, and they're not letting just anyone get those low, sweet fees
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Come for "watches are stupid because I don't wear one" Stay for "An Apple Watch isn't a real watch"
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(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
News: In an action that is in no way an economic canary in the coal mine, Comenity is closing Wayfair credit cards on 9/11. Fark: ALL OF THEM (page changed, link now goes to archived copy)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple: Updates to your app are disabled until you pay us 30% of your in-app purchases. WordPress: But, we don't have any in-app purchases, our app is completely free. Apple: Well you better add some then
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Fri August 21, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Epic announces a 'Free Fortnite' tournament. One of the prizes is the 'evil apple' skin
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Wed August 19, 2020
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Old and busted: needing 44 years to be worth one trillion dollars. The new hotness: needing 21 weeks for the second trillion
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This young writer has never heard of Linux, Windows, or Apple laptops
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
In these troubled times, Applebee's offers five different $9 burger deals, good for to-go, Applebee's Delivery, and dine-in wherever public health officials allow you to luxuriate at an Applebee's
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Great-great-great granny apple dies at 194
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Apple has escalated their feud with Epic all the way to "Redeemer Nuke" levels
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Sun August 16, 2020
(PocketNow)
 
 
 
Facebook accuses Apple of "robbing" small businesses of their hard-earned revenue. Oh wait, they're serious ... let me laugh even harder
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Fri August 14, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Due to problems in the supply chain and a higher demand for pizza, America's favorite topping is starting to get scarce. No, you idiots, not pineapple
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
3:30pm ET - It's the Fark News Livestream. A Covid story from earlier this week has eerie crossover implications to an unrelated story from yesterday. Also, Fortnite springs an anti-trust trap for Apple and Google, plus more fun stuff
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Epic cut a deal with OnePlus and LG to preinstall the Epic app store on their devices. Are you wondering if Google decided to bring the Evil in response?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Well that escalated quickly. Epic posts video mocking Apple after being banned from the App store
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fortnite may have laid perfect antitrust trap for Apple - and Apple just fell for it
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Fortnite taunts the dynamite monkey
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bolsonaro calls out Amazon Fire as a lying Apple rip-off, is a hearty pasta topping
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Tue August 11, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The next 4 hour movie about elderly gangsters will appear on Apple+
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Are New York subway riders too lazy to use a passcode or not wearing a mask regardless
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tim Cook is now a billionaire. That's a lot of sold iPhones
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stupid moist apple coffee cake recipe
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Apple News+ is actively killing the news industry
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Sat August 08, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
If your logo has fruit in it, prepare to get sued by Apple
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Mac Daily News)
 
 
 
Apple now has enough cash in the couch cushions to buy 4 Dells. No, not desktops. Corporations
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg sees his wealth hit $100bn. Zoidberg still living a garbage dumpster. Whoop, whoop whoop, whoop, whoop
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Inc)
 
 
 
Tim Cook says these 3 words guide every decision at Apple. Surprisingly, it's not "no new ideas"
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Apple's market cap is approaching $2 trillion (with a "T"). Why don't they just buy the damn virus and put it out of our misery?
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Microsoft Office now providing the full Windows experience on a Mac
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
How many states are using the Apple/Google contact tracing API that respects user privacy? If you guessed two, your guess was double the actual number. Other 49 worried app development doesn't cost enough, or steal enough data
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Pubic Hair Authentic Leather having a tough time with Māori speakers in New Zealand
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Speedway Media)
 
 
 
Nothing could stop Brad Keselowski at New Hampshire, except his brakes. Meanwhile, Busch Light Apple is garbage, and Kyle Busch is the "ass-end" of the race results
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
California wildfire renamed "Apple iFire" after threats from corporate lawyers
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(The Register)
 
 
 
With everyone at home, the summer's tablet sales are Christmas in July
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Imagine if some 3rd world dictator seized all the assets of Apple, or Telsa in his country and demanded they "sell" them to one of his country's companies...and announced he wanted "a cut" of the sale. That's how China feels about the US right now
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A potted history of that most well known status symbol. The pineapple
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen says Pineapple Express 2 never happened because the distributor wouldn't front them the green. Otherwise you would have seen't it
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Not news these days: Struggling retailer pleads with UK landlord to slash rents. Fark: Apple
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Sun August 02, 2020
(BBC America)
 
 
 
Bing confronts Charlie Manx with some well-intentioned questions, but will it end in disaster? And how will Manx grapple with his past? NOS4A2, 10 PM ET on AMC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Over 7,000 evacuated from Southern California due to Apple fire. Samsung fire expected to affect millions
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Sat August 01, 2020
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Tiny giraffe free with every purchase
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Fri July 31, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer: "Apple cares about the little guy"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ap ple sto ck
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One. Per. Minute
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
"Need a new computer?" article comes complete with unhelpful pic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona leads multi-state probe into last year's tech news
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google notices that the whole approach of forcing your own apps on users and killing off competing apps has worked out pretty well for Microsoft and Apple over the years, decides to give it a try
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Where is voice tech going? With pic that both absolutely is and is not the future
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fastest-growing smartphone maker in mainland China isn't Xiaomi, Huawei, OnePlus, Oppo, or even Vivo. You've probably never heard of it
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