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Mon May 10, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Unable to cobble a settlement, bootmaker fight gets uggly
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Unable to cobble a settlement, bootmaker fight gets uggly
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Greg Abbott: I'm going to deny an 'atheist holiday display' at the State Capitol. Judge: Yeah, no you're not
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Greg Abbott: I'm going to deny an 'atheist holiday display' at the State Capitol. Judge: Yeah, no you're not
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cyclist hit by car files modest lawsuit demands: $32 trillion, 500,000 Tesla shares, private audience with the Queen, suspension of trade with China, postponing of an election. Fark: judge not reimbursing defendants' legal fees
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Court: Lose the rock or lose your kid
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
EU court upholds ban on insecticides linked to apian destruction, in effect saying it likes its world FILLED WITH BEES
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle wins privacy fight for epistle written to her father
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Unrepentant white supremacist, who shot and killed three people outside a Jewish community center in 2014, has just made the appeal of his death sentence moot
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Snapchat is quietly pulling the upcoming Russian Roulette feature from the next release
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Hosting parties during Covid? Better have a criminal lawyer on retainer
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Tue May 04, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sackler family: here peasants, take the corpse of our bankrupt pill mill, and a couple billion dollars for your troubles, and we and our vast fortunes will hear no more of you, or this "opioid crisis." 24 states and the DOJ: No so fast, farkos
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Apparently I've been doing it wrong, because reality TV is about the American dream and not just edited together garbage made to appeal to morons
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Mon May 03, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Judge rules that SC restaurant manager owes $500,000 to disabled Black man who worked at his restaurant under a traditional South Carolinian labor arrangement made illegal by government busybodies under something called the 13th Amendment
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Bought an exploding sex toy on Amazon? I've got good news for you
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Sat May 01, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Zombie cat wants chicken instead of brains on Caturday
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Fri April 30, 2021
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri Senate sticks it to the libs and rejects funding for Medicaid expansion. That will teach them
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Will Jill Biden and Doug Emhoff undo the damage Melania did to the Rose Garden? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Court rejects motion to dismiss JEDI allegations, precisely as Darth Bezos has foreseen
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(Cambridge Day)
 
 
 
Buying a decrepit old house, tearing it down and building something new sounds like a great idea - except to the lady who's been living there for almost a decade and thinks she owns it
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Tue April 27, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Now that we've got a tie game, who wants to see some dingers?
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Federal Courts: The Trump Administration's "public charge rule" is illegal. Trump Administration: SCOTUS, we want you to hear our appeal. SCOTUS: OK. Biden: On second thought, we're good. Red State AGs to SCOTUS: can WE appeal? SCOTUS: LOL, no
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Button #1 Allow students to swear in protest off school grounds on social media. Button #2 Allow schools to monitor social media like a Big Brother. Right-Wing Supreme Court considering decision, sweats from brow
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
BAH GAWD KING, That's the Chief Justice's music. As GAWD as my witness, he's broken the former wrestler's lawsuits in half
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Mon April 26, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Funny how Soros purportedly funds the entire left wing, but it's always some Koch arguing that we shouldn't look behind the curtain
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Atlanta Black Star)
 
 
 
Cop appeals 20 year sentence. Judge: "Lol, you found out"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
James Clyburn (D-SC) is the next congresscritter to get fined for refusing to be screened at the Capitol. Yes, you read that right
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Heavily armed fanatic with a militarized compound threatening a standoff with local authorities
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(AP News)
 
 
 
39 British postal workers who were convicted for theft 20 years ago have their convictions overturned as "an affront to the conscience of the court" after the UK's high court court found the software used to detect their "thefts" was hot garbage
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Fair Use still has a posse)
 
 
 
To Eruptions of applause, the Second Circuit ruled that a museum's Use of a copyrighted picture of some guitar-playing guy's guitar to promote a museum exhibit on guitars was Fair. So Jump on down to the Mean Streets of Panama for an Ice Cream, Man
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(Fair Use still has a posse)
 
 
 
To Eruptions of applause, the Second Circuit ruled that a museum's Use of a copyrighted picture of some guitar-playing guy's guitar to promote a museum exhibit on guitars was Fair. So Jump on down to the Mean Streets of Panama for an Ice Cream, Man
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(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
After visit to Ralph's, man bowls 300 game with his father's ashes
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
With few viable appeal strategies available to him, Chauvin could try using the uniquely Minnesota law that requires prosecutors to be nice to the defense attorney
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kayleigh McEnany forgets who she used to work for
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In other news, the right to trial by combat still exists in Jersey law
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In other news, the right to trial by combat still exists in Jersey law
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
867-5309?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
DirecTV forces an arbitration over their Sunday Ticket
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Mon April 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maxine Waters may have handed Chauvin a chance for an appeal if he is convicted, according to the judge presiding over the case
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Some Married Guy)
 
 
 
Getting divorced four times is not a great track record. Getting divorced four times in one month, however, is ... a pretty clever loophole in Taiwan
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Famed for losing all those lawsuits for Devin Nunes, attorney Steven Biss takes on a case for a student suing WSJ, WaPo, NY Times, and MSNBC. His record remains unmarred by success
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Wed April 14, 2021
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Mastercard enabling masturbators
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Appeals Court trims the fat from Frank Darabont's lawsuit against AMC over royalties for The Walking Dead
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Mon April 12, 2021
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Judge to Town: return the money that you illegally seized from this man. Town of Mooresville: sorry your honor we don't have it anymore. Judge: bring the cash or bring a toothbrush, your call
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Judge to Town: return the money that you illegally seized from this man. Town of Mooresville: sorry your honor we don't have it anymore. Judge: bring the cash or bring a toothbrush, your call
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Federal court: University of Iowa administrators are personally liable for deregistering Christian student group after it denied leadership role to gay student
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Federal court: University of Iowa administrators are personally liable for deregistering Christian student group after it denied leadership role to gay student
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Sun April 11, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Fans of Birds of Prey want a Black Canary spinoff to find her facing her greatest nemesis, a coal mine
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
New Mexico ends qualified immunity, finally becoming known for something other than meth and aliens
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Woman who had nude photos leaked resulting in the end of her employment loses lawsuit against publisher. Hulk Hogan can totally destroy Gawker, tho
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
ART - re-imaged to appeal to today's pop-culture aficionados - cuz nice things can be nicer
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Mon April 05, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein appeals conviction on grounds that victims' testimony made him look "loathsome"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Defining trait of Roberts' lazy SCOTUS: do anything to avoid deciding what the law is. Today's edition involves declaring moot a unique question about how the first amendment and government records laws intersect with Trump's use of Twitter
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Northern Ireland police appeal for calm after unrest linked to Unionists and the IRA amid fury over the Belfast Agreement being broken, possibly prepping U2 to release a new song titled 'We told you this would happen, ya Brexit Bastards"
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Thu April 01, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Virginia's highest court okays removal of participation trophies
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden urges leniency for people who have been sentenced for being high on crack
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(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Old McDonald had a Farm, E I E I O / On that farm there was a cannon E I E I O | There a boom, here a boom, everywhere a boom boom. Old McDonald got some fines E I E I O
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(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Old McDonald had a Farm, E I E I O / On that farm there was a cannon E I E I O | There a boom, here a boom, everywhere a boom boom. Old McDonald got some fines E I E I O
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Biden to let tech worker Visa ban expire, according to reports. So if you're in tech and you want a new credit card, you're in luck
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Conservatives dread that the Republican wet dream SCOTUS may never have another opportunity to rank with the Taney court
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Tue March 30, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert provides an elegant experimental proof of the old adage about a fool and his money
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's a shame Biden can't pardon State prosecuted crimes
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(AOL)
 
 
 
NY Court rules Trump must face 'Apprentice' contestant's defamation lawsuit, opening him up to being questioned by lawyers under oath. And yes, you did just just hear the rage screams from all the way over there
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Spotify just invented talk radio
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Mon March 29, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Exceeded only by perennial Kennedy Center favorite "Shear Madness" as DC's longest running farce, the US Supreme Court finally brings down the curtain on the "But her emails" Saga
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cancel culture is as American as apple pie or capitalism
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cancel culture is as American as apple pie or capitalism
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Larry Klayman suspended by Federal Appeals Court from practicing law in DC for 90 days. It's a start
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Fri March 26, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cash bail, as we know it, is over in California
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Twitch streamer receives strike for streaming: A. Metallica B. Nickelback or C. Car horns and sirens
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Airport Rats is the reboot of Mallrats we've been waiting for
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
King County Sheriff's Office to pay $5M for shooting death of Tommy Le, in yet another case that proves the value of cameras so long as Pamela Anderson isn't involved
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for March 24 is 'quash' as in: "You can backtalk Bigfoot, you can yell at the Yeti, but you never sass Quash"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After many snowstorms, Supreme Court of Canada to rule on snow
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Fine you want to keep out gays because they violate God's plan for sex to be only between a man and wife within marriage, what meteoric are you going to use to ensure your heterosexual members are not sexually active outside of marriage?
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook set to ban SCOTUS
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate learns you can't beat a prison sentence the way you beat your 11 year old son when you think he stole your drugs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to take up the case of some Dzhokhar - follow this one, as there's an outside chance it finally means the end of the death penalty for all of Europe and North America (except Belarus)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to take up the case of some Dzhokhar - follow this one, as there's an outside chance it finally means the end of the death penalty for all of Europe and North America (except Belarus)
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Democracy Now)
 
 
 
Innocent of all charges, helpless mom and pop shop finally able to get a favorable judgement against sleazy lawyer who had been hounding them for years. At last, justice prevails
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner will have up to 93 days to find out how much she farked around. Bonus: Her "assistance of counsel" also gets 90 days to find out how farking around by calling himself a lawyer worked out for him
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
GOP Rep purposely loses $15,000 to find out
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apple ordered to pay $308.5 million for patent infringement, fishes out some loose change in the executive lounge couches, vows to keep doing what they've always been doing
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Times Union)
 
 
 
NY court: STFU and take your measles shots, you god-bothering jagoffs
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Thu March 18, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Depp lawyers appealing "wife beater" ruling, prefer the term "tank top" instead
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Depp lawyers appealing "wife beater" ruling, prefer the term "tank top" instead
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(AP News)
 
 
 
After all the prodigious coke, sex, wine, pooping, drama, etc. Johnny Depp's lawyers want his 'wife beater' conviction overturned, arguing Amber Heard didn't donate all of her $7mil divorce settlement to charity as she claimed. The Aristocrats
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(AP News)
 
 
 
After all the prodigious coke, sex, wine, pooping, drama, etc. Johnny Depp's lawyers want his 'wife beater' conviction overturned, arguing Amber Heard didn't donate all of her $7mil divorce settlement to charity as she claimed. The Aristocrats
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Tue March 16, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Let's just say America's malls' appeal is, um, 'becoming more selective'
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
I said, "NO anchovies"
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Thu March 11, 2021
(VT Digger)
 
 
 
Props to 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals judge for living as long as RBG should have
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Biden Administration: Of course Turkey can be held liable for Erdogan's thugs beating up protestors at the White House
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Wed March 10, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A women's rights activist doesn't appeal to sexist patriarchal bigots. The Obvious tag has cut up all the other tags and burned them
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Tue March 09, 2021
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
Weeners
 
Arizona man can sue Costco over leaking his twice-cancelled erectile dysfunction medication prescription. It's not news, it's K-JiZZ
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, chocolate penis, fake poop, exploding glitter
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Mon March 08, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Jury selection on pause in trial of Derek Chauvin as prosecuters and defense attorneys attempt to find 18 U.S. citizens who are intelligent critical thinkers who are also free of any bias or opinions on police, BLM, shoplifters, or Methodists
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
18 year old Capitol rioter promises judge he will be good if he can go home to mommy and daddy. Oh, and he is sorry for all the mean things he said
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
18 year old Capitol rioter promises judge he will be good if he can go home to mommy and daddy. Oh, and he is sorry for all the mean things he said
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Fri March 05, 2021
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Imagine garlic as your ex's heart and it's easy - stab, twist, and pull
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Wed March 03, 2021
(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
That time NY Gov Andrew Cuomo clearly wasn't planning ahead and lowered the bar for sexual harassment claims
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"I am happy." *ACK*
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Don't hold your breath
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(CRN)
 
 
 
Intel says ouch to the tune of $2.18 Billion. Notice of appeal to be filed in 3,2,1
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Your honor, we butthurtly withdraw our appeal
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(AP News)
 
 
 
A witness was paid to lie. And another suspect got an undisclosed sweetheart deal. And two other people confessed. And the only eyewitness recanted. But the murder was sooo long ago, it would be unfair to release you. So says the Missouri Supreme Court
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Retired actress gains pounds
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Mon March 01, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
While subby was online at 3 a.m. repeatedly refreshing the page to try and get his 88-year-old mother an appointment, he learned that R. Kelly has already gotten two vaccination shots
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
While subby was online at 3 a.m. repeatedly refreshing the page to try and get his 88-year-old mother an appointment, he learned that R. Kelly has already gotten two vaccination shots
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Man soaks himself in gasoline and threatens to light himself on fire and burn his family's house, so the cops are called...and you'll never guess what happens next
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DOJ appeals idiot TX judge ruling which sort-of-threw-out the eviction moratorium
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Midshipman threatens citizens and makes racist comments, sues to prevent expulsion from USNA, settles. Yes, because the way to ensure a successful career is to start by suing an admiral
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Midshipman threatens citizens and makes racist comments, sues to prevent expulsion from USNA, settles. Yes, because the way to ensure a successful career is to start by suing an admiral
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Fri February 26, 2021
(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Dutch sex-workers to host a mobile peepshow next to Dutch parliament, wish to be allowed to reopen like other contact professionals. Subby suggest using a shower curtain with a hole to avoid covid infection
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Dance Commander unconvicted for giving out the orders for fun
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Man's warrior gene fails to keep him out of prison
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
It's looking more and more like Republicans aren't going to be able to stop Democrats from expanding the courts and adding more justices, but they'll probably be able to fix the process so that Biden doesn't actually get to appoint any
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida Republican: that's it. That's the headline
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Al-Jazeera is making a conservative version to appeal to American conservatives, have clearly never met American conservatives
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump preparing to defend himself regarding tax returns. Rape allegations: "Hey, remember me?"
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Just in case you were under the naïve impression someone might actually be held responsible for millions suffering in Texas, ERCOT responds to wave of litigation news by claiming sovereign immunity with legal precedent
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS has a stormy Monday and blocks Daniels' defamation case against Trump
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court announces it will formally begin the United States' conversion to Gilead this year
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Amsterdam tenant ordered to vacate apartment for howling like a wolf as other residents fear it's only a matter of time before he starts sniffing butts
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Supreme Court allows Manhattan DA to get Trump's taxes. Trump's lawyers currently explaining to Donald that there is no Ultimate Court to appeal to
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Sun February 21, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Brits stiffen their upper lips, and propose that everyone who's having a war, anywhere in the world, take a time-out, get vaccinated for COVID-19, perhaps have a cup of tea and some nice choccy biscuits, then resume killing one another
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Sat February 20, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Moscow court judges chuckle Putinly, deny Navalny's appeal
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Thu February 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court isn't even bothering to make up a valid reason for continuing to sit on Donald Trump's tax returns
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Wed February 17, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals Court rules that New York City can release disciplinary records for all cops and corrections officers despite police union argument that the public has no right to see how much paid vacation is given out
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Don't go there. It's a silly place
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
The Chinese were plating food with eye appeal way before Instagram
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A Canadian comedian's joke about a disabled Quebecois recording artist that was told in 2010 has made its way to the Canadian Supreme Court. And Subby thought *his* jokes were bad
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Sun February 14, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A look into the seedy underbelly of yoga
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Sat February 13, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Bad: you are being sued by a former employee. Worse: You lose the lawsuit. Fark: you find out all about this the day the court seizes your bank account to pay for the damages
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Twitter suspends Project Veritas account
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Amazon and Ferragamo sue several firms and people over counterfeit products while admitting spitting in the ocean has always been a passion of theirs
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man dies from tainted drugs, now businesses want injection site to get away from the heart of the city. Mayor doesn't care, appeals go nowhere. Whoah, tainted drugs
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Cornish fish need to get new names to make them sound more appetizing to Brits, says Paul Trebilcock, who would probably know something about that
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Polly Wants Appeal
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Voters in red state approve constitutional amendment legalizing weed. You know what happens next
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Turns out presidential pardons get you out of state crimes, too - in certain cases
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Here's a phrase you probably never expected to see: "Gohmert is appealing"
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Miss Scarlett... in the bedroom with... a virgin Mary statue and a can of mangoes?
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sure, why not? Might as well at this point
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Maddow anti-SLAPPs OAN to the tune of $258,391.50
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"The appeal is a single game can be played for decades." No, not English cricket
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"If the source code is sh*t, you must acquit"
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(PoPville)
 
 
 
This rental would have appealed to John Denver, because he was a plane down to earth kind of guy
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Sue Taylor Swift at your own peril, Utah
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Wed February 03, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's just like "Footloose", if Kevin Bacon's character was a suicidal dumbass
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Republican Claudia Tenney WILL win the Groundhog Day NY-22 congressional race. Book it done
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(Some Young Guy)
 
 
 
Flanders adults want to give their vaccines to young adults 16 - 24. Rod and Todd will just have to wait
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Fri January 29, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Land taken away from jaguar. Your car may be next
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Thu January 28, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cluck and his clients, Finders Keepers LLC, would like the judge to unseal the records showing the FBI dug up their cache of lost Civil War gold worth about $400 million, and stole it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tone deaf appeal, exhibit 1: "People are sitting at home getting their checks from the government. This 'fair share' is a bullshiat concept and is just a way to attack wealthy people"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old and busted: yoga mat chemical in the bread, non-tesselated cheese. New lawsuitness: the tuna salad contains no fish whatsoever
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Wed January 27, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The one, and I'm sure only video of New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft in a massage parlor must be destroyed, judge rules. The same way the video of me with my light saber in my garage has been destroyed, never to be seen again by anyone
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While no one was looking, the Supreme Court wiped out 2 anti-abortion rulings
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Sun January 24, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ontario recovers $11M allegedly embezzled Covid funds from senior IT developer. In fact, they recovered even more than the $11M. Wait, what? Is someone embezzling the un-embezzled embezzlement? How puzzling
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Sat January 23, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Remy Julienne, arguably the greatest stunt driver of all time, dead from Covid at 90
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"It's never good to be on the wrong side of a Justice Ginsburg opinion." - Brett Kavanaugh
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Who to root for here? Florida man, or Penn State? He sells beer and cigars. They are Penn State. Decisions, Decisions
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Tue January 19, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Woman fights to be declared legally alive, not a reenactment of a Python skit
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Tue January 12, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Trainer convicted of drugging racehorses may end up as Bill Cosby's cell mate. Hay hay hay
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Trainer convicted of drugging racehorses may end up as Bill Cosby's cell mate. Hay hay hay
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