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Fri October 30, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Almost 200 European airports are facing serious financial problems. What are they? Big facilities with hangars and towers, but that's not important right now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's rare to see two dirty hits on a quarterback on the same play, but the Atlanta Falcons pulled it off
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A nine-year-old video communication software provider is now worth more than an oil giant that can trace its founding back to John D. Rockefeller's 1870 formation of Standard Oil
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
This man loves carving jack o' lanterns. He has 500 to show you
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Murder at Members Only club owned by Atlanta rapper. Police seek shooter so they can put 2 Chainz on his wrists
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Sony picks up Crunchyroll for a billion dollars, wasting money that could have gone towards a fully-functional giant robot instead
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Woman hides in ceiling to avoid paying restaurant bill, but...'You win again, Gravity.'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A list of all of the things that would come with a Biden administration (if enough people want it badly enough to vote for him)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Trump must really not want the senior vote any more. First he was freezing them in Nebraska, now he's overheating them in Florida
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Thu October 29, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go to Charlotte for Thursday Night Football. Will the Atlanta Falcons find a way to win against the Carolina Panthers? Or will Teddy Bridgewater throw his way to victory against the Falcons? Kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET on FOX/NFLN
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Positive student-teacher relationships benefit students' long-term health, keep those fantasies and news stories coming
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. Birx had a brilliant plan to cede the WH to Dr. Atlas and take her message to the people. Let's see how that worked out. Oh dear
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but political influencers are paid for their posts (AKA branded content), which are totally not already-banned political ads
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Spirit and Allegiant both beat 3Q revenue estimates on news that most travelers would rather die of Covid than to fly on Spirit or Allegiant
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Thursday Night MMA: Bellator 250: Former middleweight champ Gegard Mousasi vs current welterweight champ Douglas Lima for the vacant middleweight title. Prelims stream at 6 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET on CBS Sports Network
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turns out Glenn Greenwald's departure from The Intercept was less "Brave and bold stand for journalistic integrity" and more "Boss baby throwing a tantrum for not being given absolute editorial control"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden pledges to form task force focused on reuniting those 545 immigrant children with their families, even if it means taking a squirt gun full of holy water to Stephen Miller
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you get out of a DUI by claiming your girlfriend is dead, you might want to actually make sure she's dead, lest she answer the door when police visit
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
9-year-old SF Giants fanatic loses baseball cards in Creek Fire; San Jose man gives her his 25,000-card collection
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Has the partner you shacked up with during the coronavirus quarantine left you yet ...or did your limitless intimacy lead to something messier like spit swapping?
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
In an effort to improve their run offense, NY Giants quarantine all but 4 of their offensive linemen due to COVID
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Antifa has a tank? When will this escalation madness end?
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Match day 2 of the Europa League. There are 8 games at 1:55 ET and 12 games at 4pm ET. Highlighted games are Antwerp - Tottenham; Arsenal - Dundalk; Real Sociedad - Napoli; and Benfica - Standard Liege
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(Stroud News and Journal)
 
 
 
Important ghost dog news
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Washington DC - come for the monuments and history, stay for the (possible) legal psychedelic plants
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gallant buys the Marlins. Goofus tries to screw up the sale of the Mets
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is World Stroke Day, so let's all enjoy a pleasant stroke or two
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Tesla charges $2500 to older model owners for an 'upgrade' to their infotainment systems that takes away their access to AM, FM, and SiriusXM. Wait, you wanted those? That'll be an extra $500
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I learned my 17 year-old son had an affair with my 35 year-old sister-in-law. My sister-in-law is pregnant, and there's a chance the baby is his. What are my options here, other than major family scandal?"
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(Some scary map)
 
 
 
Interactive graphic showing what would happen in US states if Roe vs. Wade were overturned by the Supreme Court. While you look up your state remember the question that is really important here: What about her e-mails?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It is spring time in Australia and there is something new and deadly A) Venomous reptile B) Poisonous plant C) Thunderstorm asthma
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(AP News)
 
 
 
China promises to be its own self-reliant 'technology power,' complete with 妓女 and 在英语中的意思
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"Martha just come up fast fast fast. C'mon. Quick. You got 1 minute 1 minute Martha They don't want to hear this Martha. C'mon. Let's go. Quick quick quick. C'mon. Let's go"
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Whale shark and manta ray seen swimming together at Florida beach, which will probably be the oddest-looking couple you will see today
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
If you vote for Joe Biden he'll eat your babies, cancel Thanksgiving and murder Santa Claus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ralph Northam (D-VA) signs legislation ending no-knock warrants
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Wed October 28, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
News: Trump gives his final appeal to Nevada voters across the border in Arizona, because he doesn't want to pay "exorbitant" fines for Nevada state social distancing violations. Fark: those fines are $5500
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Giant fart suffers shrinkage
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Judge overturns Texas governor, says masks required at polls. Subby invites anti-maskers to go vote when they lift the requirement November 4th
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
OK, it's a really cool, feel good story. But damn it I want 1 of these now. Tag for the guys friends that got it for him
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger says he knows what "the NFL wants" (a Steelers vs. Ravens rivalry), says he will not take no for an answer and even if the NFL says no, it really means yes
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Just one more thing, here's a New Yorker illustrated article on how Columbo stood apart from the other cop shows of the 70s and why it's even more relevant today
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
While the rest of the drivers are still in Texas for day four of the never-ending NASCAR race, Kyle Larson is announced as the new 88 driver, only it's in the 5 car. Now I want Corn Flakes for some reason
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
They really don't want Texans to vote
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
DeLand women demand DeSantis descry their defiance of de masks, are decamped by de police
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Want your fresh hell for the day? Don Jr. will become the future for Trumpism that has no end in sight
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
🎶 I want candy, tainted candy 🎶
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's a Trucks-Cup doubleheader Sunday deep in the heart of Texas. On FS1 at Noon ET, it's the SpeedyCash.com 400. Then at 3:30 PM, flip over to NBCSN for the Autotrader EchoPark Automotive 500. Guaranteed the end will be en fuego. UPDATE: Race postponed to Wednesday @ 3pm ET
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
According to Consumer Reports, Tesla's autopilot system is a distant second to...wait, GM?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The University of Noshiat-Sherlock has released to study indicating that the refusal to wear a mask indicates antisocial traits
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Tag is for the state of New Hampshire for suing Monsanto. Live free or die of PCB contamination
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Looks like 2020 is going to end in a giant fart
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If passing out in the bathroom of a restaurant you broke into next to a mop-bucket filled with bottles of booze and a half-eaten cheesecake is wrong, I don't want to be right
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Is there anything more fun than squishing 1200 pounds of pumpkins? Not if you're a 3-ton elephant
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Tue October 27, 2020
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Want me and my sister to wear a mask in your store? That's a stabbing......27 times
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Scientists explain the paradox of quantum forces in nanodevices which does and does not explain the farker girlfriend experience
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(News-Medical)
 
 
 
Three blind mice... Three blind mice... See how they run... See how they run... Significantly better after gene therapy. Wait, thats not how the song goes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Never too early to get a head start on those "Democrats in disarray" headline in anticipation of them re-taking majorities both houses next year
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you still want to vote, don't count on doing it by mail now. Plan accordingly
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Some people carve jack 'o lanterns, other put out fake spider webs and spooky monsters. Then there's THIS guy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Dodgers want to close it out and win their first World Series since 1988. The Rays want to force a Game 7. Which one are we going to see? It is your Game 6 World Series thread, and the first pitch is at 8:08 PM ET on FOX
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
EU officials fear there won't be enough Covid-19 vaccines for all Europeans until 2022. In related news, EU officials have never met or heard of EU anti-vaxxers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Federal researchers have ended a study into the effectiveness of Eli Lilly's antibody treatment for hospitalized COVID-19 patients due to a lack of effectiveness." That's the study that was already halted due to a safety issue
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Renters who thought that the CDC order against evictions was going to mean a months-long rent-free party are learning an important fact of life: Loopholes exist for everything, and landlords know how to use them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New book proves Neanderthals were culturally sophisticated and savvy, which means that we should probably stop using "Neanderthal" as an insult against stupid, ignorant, uncultured buffoons
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Asymptomatic virus sufferers lose their antibodies sooner. In other words, you gotta pay to play (longer)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Owner of a restaurant that has received at least 10 citations for violating pandemic regulations says he doesn't know why authorities suddenly closed him down without warning
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Bioplastics want to kill you just as much as those based on petroleum
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Drew wants to run away with Jennifer in next Adam Sandler film
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Weak Brits with their weak immune systems lose COVID19 antibodies after only months. Fortunately Herd Immunity will work in America with our superior Freedom Cells
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A UN-linked plan has a US course to net-zero carbon emissions by 2050, the directions to Santa's Workshop, Tooth Fairy's Lair, Bigfoot's bud hole, master chart of all leprechauns and their gold
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Look, being honored as a "Champion of Women's Equality" is all well and good, but, Bruce Arians has a Superbowl to win, and if accused rapist and woman-beater Antonio Brown is going to help him get to the Promised land? Well
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation masquerading as an Amazon ad: How to make running in the winter less unpleasant. Not included as a suggestion: Don't farking run in the winter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but it turns out that the Russian coronavirus vaccine might not be safe or effective
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rand Paul says restaurants should strive to hire only those waitstaff who previously had Covid-19 because he thinks that would mitigate the spread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes wants to see the Kansas City Raptors for the 2021 season
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
If you find a human skull in the woods, you really ought to tell the cops and not display it on your mantle with sunglasses on it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Restaurant Brands International probably wishes they could shut down every Burger King and Tim Horton's and replace them all with Popeye's
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Want a terrifying story for Halloween? Just watch this latest Lincoln Project video
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The workplace gender gap is significantly growing, and women are getting left behind
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
On the other hand, who wants to practice social distancing in a strip club?
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Vandals want the doors of the Austin Public Library painted red, but the city will paint them black again before too long
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Mon October 26, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump now hates campaigning so much that he is openly fantasizing about stealing a vehicle and making a getaway
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Want to make your house smell like a deep fryer? Walmart has you covered with the KFC-scented firelog
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump campaign director: "President Trump is in a great position to win again". Subby assumes she refers to his position as current President which he could try to use together with his cronies to "win" the election through blatant manipulation
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sure, there's incompetence, corruption and nepotism at the New York City Board of Elections, but it's only been going on for 80 years and it's not like integrity would be important now
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Da Bears beat Da Rams? Or will Jared Goff and L.A. beat Nick Foles and send them back to Chicago with a loss? Any fantasy implications for you in this contest? Monday Night Football kicks off at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Someone's writing romantic poems to Harriet Conklin, Liz & George reminisce and while Superman is off sleuthing in Metropolis, Jimmy's hundreds of miles away on a ship whose anchor is about to bash a hole in its hull. Paul's Memory Bank at 8PM EDT
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(Improv Everywhere)
 
Video
 
Improv Everywhere is back with NYC's most socially distant workspace
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British game show question: 'Something you put in your mouth but don't swallow'? Contestant: 'Dick'
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(Rochester First)
 
 
 
Susan B. Anthony grave has new plastic shield for protection from 'I voted' stickers, Trump pissing on it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pimco co-founder erects net to protect sculpture, tick off neighbors, finally defeat Ant-Man
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Gallant laughs at tough questions. Goofus, who runs like a toddler caught in a lie when asked tough questions, cries that Gallant laughed
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Silly people of the Internets get so freaked out over little things like moths that look like giant flying tarantulas. Chill out, it's just another species native to North America
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(Lewis Hyde)
 
 
 
I don't think we've had a TF subscription drive in a while, but I want to spread the joy. After 11 years on here being a charity case, I have $10 rattling around in my pocket--can you find a Farker you want to sponsor? DO IT DO IT NOW
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Don't pay attention to early-voting data, the hucksters spewing this snake oil just want you to believe the election is over
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you were on a defense that let Baker Mayfield drive the length of the field in 30 seconds to score the game winner, you'd want to move away as fast as you could too
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Op-ed writer: Stop wanting to kick your political opponents in the nads, have some humanity because our nation doesn't have to be so divided. Rebuttal: Someone should kick this guy in the nads
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1881, the Earp brothers faced off against the Clanton-McLaury gang in the Shootout at the O.K. Corral. Why wasn't it a great shootout? Because it was just O.K., Coral. Now get in the house
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner says African-Americans must "want to be successful," forgets to add "attractive"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
A pastor and his son are accused of cyber-bullying a cheerleader, because it's exactly what their Jesus would have wanted
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Don't make fun of older kids who still believe in Santa Claus, there are still some editorial writers, such as at print Faux News, who believe Donald Trump will make a good president again
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The most important place you need to know of for the coming apocalypse: An asteroid-proof vault that ensures future humans will have milk and cookies that's been built in Norway
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Now watch me whip. Now watch me nae nae. Now watch me drive 143mph through Atlanta
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Yakuza's latest small-time racket: scamming the nation's COVID-19 restaurant recovery program by ordering for five instead of two. "Look, we broke yakuza punks have to do this sort of thing"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China's Ant Group prices its Shanghai IPO leg at 68.8 yuan/share. No word on the Hong Kong antennae, Beijing thorax prices yet
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
High school student and Trump supporter has school parking pass revoked over having a life-sized pro-Trump elephant statue in his truck bed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember that giant health care book the Trump administration gave Lesley Stahl during the Trump interview? Yeah, about that
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
25 years ago today, a sports columnist with a history of being clueless wanted Stan Kroenke to buy the St. Louis Cardinals. Thank FSM that didn't happen
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Antiono Brown's deal includes $1 million in base salary; he earns $750,000 if the Bucs win the Super Bowl, and $250,000 incentive if he doesn't dress up like Hitler on TikTok, assault Tom Hanks, or set fire to a retirement community
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Article describes its subject as "a man with a mane of curly blond hair wearing Birkenstocks and a Seattle Sonics jersey over cutoffs" is he a A) Christian Rock "star"? B) Failed congressional candidate? c) Anti-mask crusader? D) All of the above?
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(And treats)
 
 
 
Kitty wants attention
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
LeBron, exuberant Dodger fan, mother hen
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox News president and several top anchors advised to quarantine due to exposure to KARMA-19
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Next stop on the COVID-19 World Tour: Antarctica
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Sun October 25, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sexpert reveals the disgusting habit men need to stop 'immediately.' Yes it it involves butt stuff, but not the kind men want to deal with
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
North Dakota wants to use $16 million in coronavirus funding to help tiny, struggling mom-and-pop oil companies do more fracking
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In the not too distant future, next Friday AD
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Want to buy two Oculus headsets to share in your family? Congratulations, enjoy your ban
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Trump administration planned to give Santa Claus performers early access to a coronavirus vaccine in exchange for their participation in a $250 million PSA. (Paywall, unfortunately)
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Photos of the dismantling of the first murder hornet nest. Those are some brave MFers right there
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Black Panther magic wheelchair costume. Wakanda forever indeed
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Seven weeks into the fantasy season and the only constant has been chaos. Which is why the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here to help. Who to start, who to sit, and who to blame when things go wrong
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Do you want to see a baby donkey in hammock? Of course you do
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The head of the Republican shadow coronavirus task force, Jared Kushner, once said that PPE in the federal stockpile was "ours" and not meant for the states. Does he not understand the states make up the country? What did he mean by that?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nuns wearing MAGA masks at Trump rally. This is not a habit you want to get into
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Biden to cross the country and campaign in Georgia. Unclear if Trump will cross the Atlantic and campaign in Georgia
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and a Dutch soccer team scoring 13 goals
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Sat October 24, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Coffee companies want you to stop drinking so much coffee so you can't tell the good stuff from the crap
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(National Restaurant News)
 
 
 
Salad chain CEO defends "ghost kitchen" trend, says they don't kill restaurants but instead seed new markets cheaply and give customers appetite for new brick-and-mortar restaurants
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hold on to your butts, Antonio Brown is going full Florida Man
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Japan's craft breweries now turning unsold spoiling beer into gin in these coronavirus times. Waste not, want not
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Arlo Guthrie has gone fishin'. Can't even go to Alice's Restaurant for Thanksgiving this yera
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
I know why the caged bird sings. It wants someone to give its birdcage a lift to the next town, after it was abandoned on the side of the road
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Fri October 23, 2020
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Three alternate calls of Daniel Jones' epic run: Ian Eagle on national radio, the Giants radio broadcast, and last but not least, the one en español
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. embassy warns of possible terrorist threat in Istanbul, not Constantinople
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
NuGrant NuBillion for NuScale
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(Reviewed.com)
 
 
 
Want to dispense candy, but not COVID, this Halloween? Here are a few ideas
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1998, Doctor Barnett Slepian was murdered by an anti-abortion sniper, in an act similar to the plague of vegan cattle rustlers in the 1890s or the book burning events by pro-literacy librarians
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Bucks name Josh Oppenheimer assistant coach. At the press conference, Oppenheimer said "now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hold onto your butts: Giant Asian hornet nest confirmed in Washington state
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Happy 80th birthday Edson Arantes do Nascimento... AKA Pelé
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Family puts giant face mask on house for Halloween, says its 'scarier' than monsters. Well they ain't wrong
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(NPR)
 
 
 
One of the most important things we might have learned in last night's debate is that Trump is not, in fact, Abraham Lincoln
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
This could be subby's first link approved after 18 years on Fark. I was interviewed by a colleague for his new podcast, and it's a heavy, but important subject: Suicide. If this video saves a single life it will have been worth it. Thank you
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A giant NOPE is crawling down to your door. Happy Halloween, Frodo
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(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
'Pigs aren't meant to live in frat houses' ... But are they?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Why are schools wasting time on non-essential classes like phys-ed and music instead of focusing on the important stuff? We're in a pandemic and my time is valuable and so is my child's. How can we stop this?"
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(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
Whole Foods in Santa Fe is so fresh they restock their covid positive employees 3 times a week
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Thu October 22, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One San Francisco restaurant has such a unique chicken sandwich that no one is giving it a fair shake
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The real problem with the Trump campaign? He thinks what's important on Twitter is what's important to regular people. Narrator: it's not
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
A Giant win or soaring Eagles? Who will prevail in this pillow fight? Daniel Jones or Carson Wentz? Giants and Eagles are on Thursday Night Football and it kicks off at 8:20 PM ET on FOX and NFL Network
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Sweatpants come with built in prosthetic for dromedaries that have lost a portion of their forefoot (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Not news: Macy's lays off people. 2020 News: Macy's lays off Santa Claus
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Apparently Antique Roadshow will not appraise your stolen artwork
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Things to do on a first date: Take a stroll in a park, go to dinner in a nice restaurant, go see a movie, police chase ensues... that last one sounds interesting
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This is relevant to our interests
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Disney CFO rents couple his $2.2 million Connecticut mansion, they haven't paid rent since they moved in in June, taking "advantage of the no-eviction moratorium." All together: Awwwwwww
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Turkey leads giant regional cluster fark of mercenaries and drones against Armenians
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Look, if some good ol' boys in the Oklahoma backwoods offer you some nuts to snack on, ask what kind. It's important
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
David Tennant and Michael Sheen's "Staged" has been picked up by Hulu, and BBC has just ordered a second season of the hilarious lockdown comedy
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Researchers studying homo erectus' bone tools make significant discovery about the development of spears, giggle a lot
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
This pregnant woman can run faster than you, in fact she ran a mile in under six minutes a week before she was due
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Security contractors are hiring in your area. Must provide own firearms and body armor, and be prepared to stop any illegal voting by Antifa, Socialists, minorities, democrats, and other terrorist scum
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Starbucks customer asked to put on her Trump 20/20 face mask gets very angry and yells "f**k Black Lives Matter!" at Black barista, which is totally relevant to COVID and proves she's not an idiot racist
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Robots that are aware and can think for themselves maybe just around the corner so you may want to turn around and go the other way
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Wed October 21, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If the Seahawks sign Antonio Brown they are going to be crazy good
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Giants coach on visit to Philly: "I'll probably wear a helmet because my in-laws are already buying batteries''
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Archie Leach admitted "Cary Grant" was his completely made up character, once became infatuated with Sophia Loren but preferred LSD and same-sex living arrangements with Randolph Scott. And he was a bad drinker and crapped his pants
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Do you remember that kid in schools who was a loser and who REALLY wanted The "cool" kids to like him, and would do anything to get that? Well, it's like that...except with nuclear weapons
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's finishing his campaign by A) Attacking Fauci, B) Attacking Leslie Stahl or C) Labeling Amnesty International as an anti-semitic organization
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you haven't cried yet today, watch this. Then decide if you want a crazy uncle or a decent one
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
DoJ lawyer asks for a continuance in Trump's defamation suit, claiming he just came in from Virginia and a COVID quarantine order went into effect "yesterday". Judge denied the request, noting that the quarantine order went in over a week ago
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Want to win a Grammy? Try starting a large jazz ensemble or getting into tropical Latin music
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The main source for the Steele Dossier has come forward and wants to talk about the Pee tape
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Chinese want limits on arms deal... oh, sorry, ARM deal
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(Kickstarter)
 
Boobies
 
Elvira's comic book quarantine special
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Owner of struggling bar featured in Biden campaign ad is actually a millionaire tech angel investor. The Daily Fail reporting the important issues that matter to everyday Americans
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum's life 'ruined' by neighbor's constant loud sex every night during lockdown. Fark: Her council says it's only 'natural noise' and she needs to live with the call of the wild
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
School board meeting + Florida Man + Mask Rant = what you'd expect
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant sweet potato
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why can't J program my fone to change my tv channel brew coffee in my kitchen etc I could geolocate its asynchronous position using gmap why cant I fire nucular missiles from my fone its 2020 LGN
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"They simply won't notice, the same way a construction crew demolishes an anthill to build real estate because they lack incentive to protect it." Yes, aliens
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump at campaign rally in Erie, PA: "I don't want to be here, it's too cold. Bye"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's new book is a masturbatory right wing fantasy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British darts referee recalls heroic fortnight self-quarantine to officiate £500 tournament on Isle of Herm. "Fortunately I had my laptop and various films that I'd downloaded"
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Tue October 20, 2020
(Taste of Home)
 
 
 
But is it part of a hot cocoa sampler pack? This is important
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Asked to leave restaurant, Arizona man ate pissed, and left. Wait, no -- ate, pissed, and left
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
A federal judge in Atlanta is considering a case to throw out the CDC's 'no eviction' mandate. Snidely Whiplash last seen rubbing his hands together with glee
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice. His two cents is worth $37 and change. He wants you to vote early
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GM plant in Spring Hill TN (home to Saturn cars) to be revamped with $2 billion spent toward manufacture of EVs. A Different Kind of Car Company, indeed
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Tag found beaten to death. "Spiffy" wanted for questioning
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
PA Republicans act responsibly during the second wave of COVID-19. Just kidding, they want restaurants at full capacity
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The final and most important moment of the right wing take over of SCOTUS will happen on Monday, October 26. Plan your funeral outfit now so that we can mourn the death of America properly. Ladies, that's red smocks for you. Don't forget the hat
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(Time)
 
 
 
Here's a list of the 100 best fantasy books of all time. Surely you fantasize that you could of come up with a better one
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
If Trump wins the election, lenders will still expect his businesses to pay back an estimated $900 million over the next four years. Guess who he wants to pay it? Yep, you guessed it...Frank Stallone. And by 'Frank Stallone', I mean 'Taxpayers'
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Want to see Eddie Van Halen's last-ever show with Van Halen? Now you can
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Forget Jello pudding and think instant rice as Bill Cosby has morphed into Uncle Ben while in prison
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Have you ever lost an important saved game?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
International Ass Day was trending and ... by gawd King, you don't want to know
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
He still thinks Biden wants to take away God, Subby thinks it's cool that Joe Biden even knows Clapton
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter threatened to move out at 17 because she was angry at me and her dad; she rarely communicated, only when asking for money. She's always nasty and angry but wants to move in with me and says she's changed. Do I let her move in with me?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Who could have guessed that attaining skills employers want would make you more money?
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this artistic elephant
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wild boars killed near the Vatican. Police on the lookout for a large man with striped pants, no shirt and pigtails and his smaller accomplice in a winged helmet
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
I don't think I would want that sign back
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Discovery brings back a bunch of obscure aliens from the cantina scene
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend wants a hall pass--but only for himself. Is that fair?"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
SpaceX wants Fark to red light coverage of SpaceX launches
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Galant: imposes quarantine to restrict coronavirus infection. Goofus: may have managed to infect quarantinees with HIV
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Mon October 19, 2020
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Connie's students are planning to boycott Madison's cafeteria, Liz can't decide what to have at the restaurant and Clark & Jimmy are about to embark on a round-the-world cruise...I hear Martin Mull in the background. Paul's Memory Bank at 8PM EDT
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(PBS)
 
 
 
For some strange, mysterious and unguessable reason black officers don't want to join the rest of their police unions in endorsing Trump
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(Fark)
 
 
 
TFer wants to hire a minor celebrity to do a bit of voiceover (no more than 15 minutes) for something. Budget should not be an issue, however hidden costs. Anyone done this before? Give advice and/or talk me out of it here
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox News wants to know why Trump has been censored 65 times, yet Biden hasn't been censored once
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Trump's gunning for an all-important demographic. Bob Hope groupies from the 40s and 50s
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Joint statement from the plaintiff and defendant in the case that legalized marriage equality: Do NOT confirm Contagious ACB to the Supreme Court
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
10 states specifically allow ballots if voters die before Election Day, which is good news for those of you planning one last giant middle finger to the world
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The voting systems in Florida appear to be working about as well as anticipated
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Giant hilltop drawing of cat discovered in Peru. Researchers combing base of hill for drawings of knocked over coffee mugs and keys
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill Maher says Democrats should make Amy Coney Barrett's religion an issue because "being nuts is relevant"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Christian leaders might reluctantly be admitting that Trump is indeed NOT the chosen one
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Wait, did Trumpy Jr. just say his dad wants to get rid of the FBI?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good News: CVS creating 15,000 new jobs. Bad News: Because of anticipated rise in coronavirus and flu
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
We hear about all the restaurants and other businesses that are gone for good, but how many comic book shops will be left after the pandemic?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexican restaurant in Iowa: "No Love, No Tacos" ..with a side of politics
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My partner isn't willing to commit to having children, and I want children. What should we do?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Girl is mortified to discover her new Zara pants make an embarrassing noise every time she bends down
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro surfer Bethany Hamilton announces she's pregnant with her third child. Wow. She must really have her hand full
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(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
Hasbro realizes Transformers Studio Series toy line, originally meant to glorify the Michael Bay universe, had neglected an infinitely cooler 1986 animated film and all its wonderful toys
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Weird kook (Elon Musk) talks with even weirder kook (Robert Zubrin) for 2020 Mars Society Event. Musk seeks a sustainable world. Zubrin wants to burn it all down
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Fantasy story about a swashbuckling daredevil treasure hunter not archaeologically or anthropologically accurate, just in case you were wondering if perhaps it actually was
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Years from now, you'll be able to look back on this act by the United Steelworkers union on behalf of the Biden-Harris ticket and honestly say, "Back in my day, trolling meant something"
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Sun October 18, 2020
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Student quarantined when 'time of the month' is mistaken for COVID-19. Authorities say it'll just be for a short period
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Disneyland fans and employees protest the park's closure because they really want to spend $20 on a hot dog
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(Undead Walking)
 
 
 
The gang traverses The Blaze of Gory, and Hope wants to use a siren to distract the Empties. Elizabeth returns, and we learn more of Silas's past as the group desperately tries to forget Council Tuckey. The Walking Dead: World Beyond 10 PM ET on AMC
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Londoners decide drinking and partying is more important than living
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
It's Week 6 of this increasingly unpredictable NFL season, and even the best drafted fantasy team is going to need help. Which is where the Fark Fantasy Football Experts come in to play. You've got questions? We've got answers
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Want a healthier yard and be even lazier at the same time, skip the rake and leave the leaves this fall
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Now Trump wants to "lock up the Bidens"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How many of you have been contacted by an ex during quarantine? How did it go?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Will anything change the minds of idiotic anti-vaxxers?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When Trump leads his crowds in chants of "lock her up", he and they don't really care who the "her" is or what she's supposedly done. Or, in this case, whether that kind of rhetoric had ALREADY inspired terrorists to try to do her harm
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Submitter wants to buy a truck. Has no brand affinity or knowledge of any Ford vs. Not Ford kind of Universe. Prefer 8' bed, I think, because it's all about the hauling stuff. Any advice?
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Sat October 17, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
How would you react to a theme park built on the site of nuclear power plant that was never used (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Carolina Panthers' Brown gives out $50,000 worth of Halloween costumes to kids. What has Brown done for you?
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Seoul ranks their top 10 pandemic comfort foods: Tteokbokki, fried chicken, kimchi stew, pork belly, chicken and ginseng soup, instant noodles, soybean paste stew, cake, Korean beef, and chicken feet
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The IMSA Petit Le Mans from Road Atlanta is going on right now and there's no thread... until now, 75 minutes after it started
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
18th century Irish giant, who was 8ft 4 inches tall, and whose skeleton was put on display against his will may soon be given a deep-six .... err 8ft 4 inch sea burial
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Florida Man threatened with termination if transplanted Florida Man loses in November
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Self-eating rocket is its own fuel, NASA pays 14 companies to work on putting gas stations in space, Virgin wants $200 million, Dmitry Rogozin is "throwing poo against the wall", and the Swedes want to be blond Kerbals
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Republican National Committee files FEC compliant over Twitter banning Hunter Biden conspiracy articles. Too bad Trump cut FEC manning, funding
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson's sentient bow tie is tired of people yelling "Fark You" at him in restaurants
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Ozark restaurant is working with farmers and researchers in complex project to reintroduce lost heritage crops and recreate local 19th century recipes, launder Mexican cartel money
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Fri October 16, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Berlin to anti-maskers: ( ° ʖ°)╭∩╮
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is the kind of president I want - a letter Biden wrote to a widow in 2002 surfaces, and it's getting dusty in here
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
2020 Miss Mexico contestants compete in traditional costumes, y ellas son muy impresionantes
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Food pantry encounters an unexpected problem: nobody shows up for free food
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Is anyone really surprised that Five Finger Death Punch are a bunch of anti-maskers and Qanon nutters?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Federal Judge tells White House Counsel to go ask Twtitler what he meant by "declassifying everything related to Russia" and report back next week
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You might want to hold up your home run trot there a minute bud
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If Trump wants his stocks to do well, he probably shouldn't contest the election if he loses
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Want to visit Salem this Halloween season? Maybe you shouldn't
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(Jamaica-Star)
 
 
 
Protip: Maybe don't carry $85,000 in cash in your pants pocket when you utilize the services of a prostitute
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gallant sticks around, puts on his face mask and continues answering questions from the audience after the cameras go off. Super spreader Goofus poses for pictures
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Petition started to name unwanted post-Brexit Truck clearance facility after Nigel Farage. Suggestion is 'Farage's Garage'. But surely my fellow Farkers can come up with something much more amusing & appropriate
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Whoever prepares the President's Daily Briefing may want to consider adopting Fark's "tag" system, especially the "Satire" tag, as he retweets a story from the "Babylon Bee", whose tagline is "Fake news you can trust", believing it was real
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves rally to beat the Los Angeles Dodgers 10-2
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cute child actor who played Emma Thompson's daughter in Christmas classic "Love Actually" turns 29, slams movie as cheesy sexism that depicts women as passive objects, confirms that Hugh Grant hates children just like his characters do
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Thu October 15, 2020
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Wanted man pretends to be his brother who is also a wanted man
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And if you cant trust Capt. Holt
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ben Sasse (R-ecorded) boldly stands up to Trump in telephone call, returns to Senate to vote for everything Trump wants
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dotard-in-chief accuses the Wolverine Queen of wanting to be a dictator
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sweet 16 party on Long Island: 80 in attendance, 37 infected with COVID, and 270 in quarantine. The Literal Aristocrats
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"Nordic Heritage church" says they aren't Nazis, they just don't want you around if you lack blonde hair and blue eyes
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch of Fox News wants you to know Biden will win in LANDSLIDE, so tell all of your friends to make sure they don't vote
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Love Halloween but don't have time to carve all those jack o' lanterns? Why not use a power washer?
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NJ has so many new coronavirus cases it qualifies for its own COVID quarantine travel advisory
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You'll want to break out your tiniest violin for this story about former Fox News anchors who have had a hard time finding new jobs because "Fox News Anchor" isn't actually a selling point on their resume. No, that violin is too big. Tinier
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Son steals mother's body from hospital to bury her 'the way she asked me to.' No word if she wanted to be driven out to Joshua Tree National Park and burned in an illegal bonfire
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When in Atlantic City, please be careful of falling metaphors
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So, Trump says that information related to the Russia investigation won't be released now because he doesn't "want to affect the election," going on to claim that "Republicans play a very much nicer game"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
While Kamala Harris does the grown up, responsible thing and quarantines instead of holding two events in the state, Plague Rat has North Carolina all to himself (1 PM ET, or once the white out on his test dries)
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
The top ten Halloween costumes for pets include pumpkins, hot dogs and superheroes. Your dog wants to keep its self respect
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
100 best fantasy novels ranked to the left, grumblings from basements to the right
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Harris aide tests positive. Will actually quarantine like a decent person
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facing the prospect of a Blue Wave, a GOP hack from the Heartland Institute wants you to know playing politics with judicial picks could "end the republic"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Soon-to-be former owner of computer repair shop who stole Hunter Biden's hard drive and gave it to Rudy Giuliani's says he fears for his life, doesn't want to be murdered like Seth Rich
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"Granted, there are undoubtedly better beers in many corners of the country"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a grad student and teaching assistant; I hold two separate Zoom discussion courses with about twenty students each. They all turn their cameras off each lesson and make things miserable. How do I get them to keep their cameras on?"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Freddie is back. Oh how I want to break free
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
So, starting around October 23 you may want to keep an eye on the president
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(White House)
 
 
 
We missed it. Donnie Executive Ordered Infrastructure Week and we missed it. Subby was looking forward to a giant truck in the Rose Garden
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(3AW News (Australia))
 
 
 
Victorian MP caught lifting a speech from The West Wing. At least it was from the fictional TV show and not from the current occupant
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fantastic visual simulation of an accreting black hole
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The Bikini Waxers, Estheticians, and Barber lobby seem to have a grip on the short and curlies in Beverly Hills, and don't want seasonal competition getting their teeth into it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Rays now have the opportunity to sweep the Astros in Game 4 of the ALCS, or will the Astros win and be able to fight another day? Anybody want to do a beer run? First pitch is at 8:40 PM ET on TBS
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Probably the LAST headline you want when you are running barely ahead of a challenger gaining steam in a state with a large African American population: "Graham clarifies comment about segregation"
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Room. Temperature. Superconductivity. Subby has no joke here, just an uncontrollable grin after decades of anticipation
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Proving that Wisconsin is the Florida of the north, a judge rules against yet another emergency order meant to slow the spread of Covid19 as cases skyrocket in the state
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Just one contestant advancing to the final round of Jeopardy leaves Alex Trebek scratching his head and wondering why the 'stage looks like a very lonely place'
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts wants their donuts to be a hot thing
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(UPI)
 
 
 
1. I want to believe 2. Fark party theme. 3. You decide
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell says it is important to remain flexible, which is why he sometimes makes love with his wife standing behind him
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Blood donation centers pay a premium for plasma with COVID-19 antibodies. Broke students have plenty of plasma, but no COVID-19. So they get creative
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump wants herd immunity; scientists don't want a real-life version of The Stand
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(No Film School)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to rent out a movie theater? Got $99 on you?
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Baby Pygmy Hippo born at Franklin Park Zoo for the 1st Time. When asked, it made it clear that it never - ever - wants to go through that a second time (w/ pic)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The pandemic made me realize I never want to go home again. I told my mom I wouldn't be flying back for Christmas because of Covid-19. I'm a non-binary lesbian; my parents don't know as they are trans- and homophobic. This is best, right?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A pantsless Jessica Simpson arrives in time for humpday [but she's in a bodysuit and it's Safe for Work]
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Contestant on The Bachelorette ordered to pay producers $100,000 because he couldn't keep his mouth shut
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's that? A pharmaceutical plant involved in "Operation Warp Speed" for development of COVID-19 treatments has serious quality-control violations? Fetch me my fainting goat
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I've never been polled in my whole life. I want to be polled. Does anyone want to poll me?" -Sean Hannity
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
I want to say two words to you. Just two words. Molten salt
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Who gets to decide? 10 month old taken off a ventilator dies after being sent home. Hospital said there was nothing else to do, parents wanted to wait a little longer
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(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
Google is facing an antitrust suit for monopolizing search engines. Still no lawsuit for Bing falsely advertising as useful
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Colombia wants protesters against police brutality to register with the police first. To register, please enter your nearest "Free Candy" van
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Megan Thee Stallion writes powerful article for the NYT, wants to let thou know that black women have the most to lose, bear the burden of trying to save thee country this November-ee
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Winners of the Nikon Small World microscopic photography contest. What is this, a contest for ants?
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Libertarians invade New Hampshire to set up Galt's Gulch. "Despite several promising efforts, a robust Randian private sector failed to emerge to replace public services." Then the local bears took advantage of freedom to occupy the town
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"A Brief History of Yelling in Hip-Hop." But I wanted an EXHAUSTIVE history of yelling in hip hop
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eli Lilly halts Covid-19 antibody trials over a 'potential safety concern'. This is not a repeat from yesterday or the day before, or the day before that
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
SARS-CoV-2 antibodies provide lasting immunity
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Florida Gators head coach may want to focus on having a full roster instead of having a full stadium
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook tells your aunt's antivaxxer group they'll have to advertise somewhere else. Tag for them not doing this sooner
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In an effort to reduce the number of Black smokers, a new lawsuit by activists and the AMA wants Big Tobacco to kool it on the menthol
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple is on their way to becoming the first multi-trillion dollar company with a brilliant idea that will save them $10 on every iPhone order
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I'm 24 and dating a 64-year-old man. He wanted to get married, but I discovered he never got divorced. Will I ever get over my thing for hairy ears?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Deshaun Watson wants Texans to hire Patrick Mahomes' offensive coordinator
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Geshundteit Maxwell wants a US appeals court to keep her damaging deposition, the correct pronunciation of her first name secret
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(Hygiene Roddenberry)
 
 
 
Deodorants and body wash for Comic Con attendees?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
At a campaign stop in Ohio, Joe Biden kinda answers the question about Democrats wanting to pack the courts if he's elected, says he is 'not a fan of court-packing'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gators coach says he still wants 90,000 fans at his super spreader event against LSU
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump judges want TX to vote Trump
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Say what you want about video games. At least "Call of Duty" is an ethos
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(Washington Post)