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Thu August 11, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Despite moving to unseal the warrant and possibly outmaneuvering TFG, the GQP says Garland and the DoJ process is still illegitimate because A) the God-Emperor says so B) the FBI didn't leave a mint on TFG's pillow C) Garland read from notes?
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Zipp doesn't want to join in with the gang, so how will they EBI SEARCH WARRENT - HAND OVER THOSE SMOOTHIES. It's My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Zipp's Yes Day where brain freezes aren't limited to people that vote Republican
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Move over Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, the Republican mayor of Miami is eyeing the White House
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I'd had one tune in particular stuck in my head during the flight to Tredegarh and my time in quarantine. Maybe if I sang it aloud, it would turn into an MSNBC thread at 7pm ET
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A judge has ordered Donald Trump to decide by 3:00 pm tomorrow on whether he wants to block the DOJ from releasing the warrant. Gosh, I wonder what ever he will do?
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Pew research finds that American teenagers use YouTube far more than any other website or social media app and are on it 'constantly'. So yeah, we are DOOMED as a society
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
McDonald's plans to reopen "restaurants" in Kyiv and western Ukraine. Haven't those poor people suffered enough?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Six Flags downgraded to Four 1/2 Banners and a Pennant
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(Slate)
 
 
 
GQP: How DARE Joe Biden describe the American economy as it actually is instead of how we want it to be in our most fevered imaginations
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from XTC, James, Echo & The Bunnymen, They Might Be Giants, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #380. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
You're mad at the FBI. Ok. But attacking their field office might not be the brilliant plan you think it is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Disney+ had an amazing quarter, so naturally they're going to start forcing ads onto those customers who don't want to pay $3 more per month to not see them
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Blyatzkrieg Day 169: SEE Cargo ships leave from Ukraine. LAUGH As the G7 urge Russia to return nuke plant to Ukraine. COUNT The number of planes destroyed on the ground. It's the Thursday Ukrainian War Thread
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(Some Carnie)
 
 
 
A kid wanted some juice at the local carnival but when he looked up he realized he was in the punchline. It is your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The newest season of Bluey is on Disney+, much to the enjoyment of parents. No, wait. Kids. I meant kids. Kids are the target audience
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"If the FBI can raid Donald Trump's mega mansion golf resort to look for classified documents, then the FBI can raid anyone's mega mansion golf resort to look for classified documents - Is that the America we want?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mindy Kaling will neither confirm nor deny getting pregnant from BJ
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mickey Mantle's favorite memory of Yankee Stadium (NSFW)
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Taxing cannabis operations in unincorporated areas that have not yet even been approved, let alone permitted seems like a fine way to guarantee that black market sales will continue to thrive
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Wed August 10, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Fire destroys home, sets off ammunition in garage, causes two Teslas in the driveway to explode, and gives Lieutenant Frank Drebin another chance to say 'Nothing to see here'
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Giant kitty cat will destroy^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H cuddle with us all (possible nsfw content on page)
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(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
Honus Wagner loses Mantle for most valuable trading card ever
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got. Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name, it's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comcast: You want internet? $50,000, please. Man: I'll start my own ISP, with hookers and blackjack
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Anti-Trump GOP group comes at Herschel Walker hard to tackle him with ad using his ex-wife
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Diane Keaton said nobody wanted Al Pacino for Godfather. Pacino says he liked Simonetta Steffanelli better
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Want to know the difference between Presidents Obama and Trump? OK, do you want to know a difference between Presidents Obama and Trump
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson wanted to forget making the Lord of the Rings movies almost as much as everyone else wanted to forget the three Hobbit movies
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Most Americans want the popular vote to decide the presidency unless you ask Republicans or people over 65. They like the current clusterfark of a system
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is already setting the stage to claim that any evidence found on his property was 'planted' by the FBI
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The "sleeping giant" Antarctic ice sheet will remain stable so long as... well, shiat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In their furious rush to attack the FBI for the Mar-a-Lago search, Trump supporters are ignoring one key fact. Wait, just one? Wouldn't that mark a significant improvement in their normal behavior?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Don't Tread On Me symbol selected by Ron DeSantis as the new FL license plate has a long history of being a symbol for extreme far-right ideologies, the Confederacy, racism, and white supremacy. What are the chances that's why he chose it?
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
If you can't just give your kid a giant turkey leg you may have other problems
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 168 of WW3: Whoa. Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky says annexed Crimea must be freed to end the war with Russia. This is important - a major policy escalation by Ukraine. RTFA for the context. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
I guarantee your family does not have a funeral story crazier than this one
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy said that if the FBI wanted the classified documents back, they should have simply asked Trump to hand them over
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In a surprise to no one, Russian state media is really mad about the FBI executing a search warrant on Trump. It's almost like they tell American right wingers what to think. I mean exactly like. poundsignObvioustag
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Over 500 people get together to take advantage of great discount on layoffs from Groupon
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
But if I'm representing someone who's guilty, I'd want to sit back and claim it's all political
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(Go Erie)
 
 
 
Brave Sir Doug ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Doug turned about And gallantly he chickened out. Swiftly taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Peyton Farquhar also had a lot of wild fantasies after he was caught, but before he felt the pressure on his neck, the loud noise, and flash of white
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
If you're ever in St. Louis, and you like looking at old phones, you may want to check out their telephone museum
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No one wants to talk to me, fine I'll make my own bicycle race with chicks, and that is how Pittsburgh's Frigid biatch was born
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: Cora & Zoey go one on one, Will Nikkita roar vs Kiana? Wes Lee faces off with Trick in a British Rounds Match and Tony D & Santos have one last meeting over who's boss of NXT. Maybe just ask HBK? The fun starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Whatever the Feds found at Mar A Lago it already has his lawyer claiming the cops probably planted it there, just like your neighborhood drug dealer when his pockets are emptied
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Both Gov Ron DeSantis and Turning Point USA have repeatedly argued the gun free zones make people LESS safe because "the bad guy with a gun doesn't have to worry about return fire". Guess what all the upcoming TPUSA/DeSantis rallies are?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Thinking of taking advantage of the new $7,500 EV tax credit? Good luck finding a car that qualifies for it because of the domestic battery requirement
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In these dark times only one man can save us from ourselves, he's not the hero we want, but he's the hero we deserve. He is Dark Brandon
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Chamber of Commerce hopes to entice workers back to the office by putting up a bunch of sculptures, statues, sound and light projections, and in one case, a giant cock ring
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You may know the name, you may not. I guarantee you know the work. One of the artists behind the artists at Motown has passed
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That safe that TFG has been ranting about nonstop since yesterday? It was a highly sophisticated biometric lock model, with all the security trappings you'd expect a former President to use. You know, the kind of safe you'd find in a Motel 6 room
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Texans file lawsuit against insurance, saying they don't want to pay for services that aren't directly useful to them. Subby would like to stop paying taxes for highways to useless places like Texas
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Blue Lives Matter* (*as long as they're out arresting the Blacks and Antifa)
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man killed in dune, no giant worms involved
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"You have been accused of torturing neighbors by constantly waking them up very early and not shutting up for the rest of the day. How do you plead?" "COCK-A-DOODLE-DO"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know who could tell us what's on the search warrant and what was taken from Mar-A-Lago? Donald Trump could
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 167 of WW3: Ukraine warns of bad shiat if anything happens to Orc-occupied nuclear power plant. Orcs suspend START inspections. US says $1 billion in more UKR aid, sent undisclosed anti-radar missiles. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
After today's Trump turmoil, what would happen if DeathSantis loses re-election?
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to be happier? Get rid of your car
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Flea doesn't want fans to steal his soul
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Kevin Durant has told the Nets owner to trade him or fire Steve Nash
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gentlemen, prepare to unzip your pants
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Here's your next conspiracy theory fuel, starting tonight at 8:00 PM in downtown San Antonio, and starring the US Army
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The 7pm ET MSNBC thread was a formal program, hinged at several instants when coded movements were performed, ancient phrases called out, or symbolic objects manipulated in certain ways, and ventilated by speeches from purpled hierarchs
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Golden Girls: the restaurant
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Something you never want to see: a racing grizzly. Unless you're the moose chasing him
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to watch TV but sick of paying for too many streaming services? Good news, there's this technology that will let you find TV shows by sticking up a piece of metal and grabbing them from thin air. What is this witchcraft, you say?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The GOP is having a difficult time recruiting quality candidates because quality candidates don't want to kiss Trump's ring
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Axios constantly tells you they're creating a new kind of journalism. In a move straight from the oldest profession, they just daddied up with cable giant Cox
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Marjorie Traitor Greene can't even anymore about J6, says she was very upset when it happened thinking "this is Antifa" and no one can convince her it was Trump supporters (w/video)
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire wants your ideas for making Chicago-style pizzas
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(Independent)
 
 
 
If this ends up on the "Food" tab, then the answer is "yes, we should. Tastes like chicken?". If it ends up on the STEM tab, then the answer is "no, do you want them to go extinct again?"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Palantir didn't see the bad news coming? What were they watching?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British croppers gobsmacked by brilliant crop as mains bill collectors come a cropper
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oklahoma assistant coach Cale Gundy resigns for reading out loud an unspeakable word
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Qantas about to discover most of their executives have a preexisting back condition
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Do you want to see what TFG left in the toilet?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 166 of WW3: UKR accuses Orcs of launching rockets at the Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant. Zelensky rules out future negotiations if Orcs conduct referendums in occupied Ukraine. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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(Science.org)
 
 
 
NSF grants to researchers who A) have the best science proposals or B) are white. There goes the science
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
See the sights on a weeklong cruise from San Francisco to Stockton for only $6000. You know you want to
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Sun August 07, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida prosecutor "fired" by DeSantis will fight to get his job back. Something about nullifying the will of the voters who elected him
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
United Launch Alliance come on down, you are the next contestant in "What Goes Up Must come Down"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For some reason, doctors are reluctant to work in red states
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If anyone was worried there wouldn't be rampant cheating on the NYPD sergeant's exam, rest assured that turned out to be a vicious rumor
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(Retraction Watch)
 
 
 
UCLA veteran researcher faked data in 11 grant applications, but only 3 were approved for a paltry $58.7 million. There's no money to be made in research
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(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Thieves have stolen at least 20 whole briskets worth thousands of dollars from an Austin barbecue restaurant. Predictably, people are having a cow over this
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"How do I tell my child I can't afford what they want?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The amazing story of "Skunk," a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame guitarist who was also an anti-terrorism guy for the LAPD and is to this day an expert on ballistic missile defense with super-secret-squirrel security clearances
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(Medium)
 
 
 
The Strange World of Antimatter - It's like ordinary matter, but entirely different. Also, it could kill us all
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The sheep want to be fleeced
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
They say you never want to see how the sausage is made, but pasta is a different story
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good: City officials disbanded an entire local police department and fired the agency's police chief and assistant chief in response to an officer's racist text message. Wow: in Alabama
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sudden dust storm hits Canton, OH
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Sat August 06, 2022
(The Print)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new dyslexic mutant overlords
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Conservatives come out in favor of drop boxes for ballots. Oops, I meant drop boxes for babies. My bad
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Vegas 59: Thiago Santos vs Jamahal Hill, Vicente Luque vs Geoff Neal. Also TUF Season 30 finals. Prelims at 7 PM ET on ESPN and ESPN+, Main card at 10 PM ET on ESPN
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
♪♫ 26 miles across the sea, Santa Catalina is the place to dump DDT ♫♪
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
A freezer washed up on Nantucket, Why in hell would someone huck it. People asked Why? Was a body inside? Turns out there was only ice cream in it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Someone opened the Ark of the Covenant in Texas
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Day 164 of WW3: Russian rockets hit Ukrainian nuclear power plant, troops dig in to defend Sloviansk, grain shipments offer hope but not a fix to ongoing food crisis. This is your Saturday Ukraine War discussion thread
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Democratic party consultants looked at the overwhelming loss by the Republican party in Kansas and took away from it "This proves we really need to drop abortion and focus on courting conservatives"
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
While you vultures were reveling in the schadenfreude of Alex Jones's downfall, after leaving court today he saved a man's life, and it was caught on video, which he won't release because he doesn't want to exploit the situation
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If picnics are more important than governing, maybe consider retirement
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(WDBO Orlando)
 
 
 
Delta airlines flight narrowly misses drone - "8 feet from windshield" - on approach to Orlando International Airport. Florida man wanted for questioning. ATC audio attached
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bradley Cooper wanted for shop lifting
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(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
Defendant: White, blond, mildly attractive. Judge: 60 day sentence for raping a child seems appropriate
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
No, it does not violate Biden's promise because companies who pass their taxes onto consumers are not a direct tax from the President, that is just rich executives who don't want to give up their beach house and 3rd mistress
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"If an unwanted pregnancy is an act of God, then impotency must be an act of God"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, if that's how Kiss My Ass wants to be referred to, we can call Kiss My Ass that
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tarantino reviews "Maverick." TLDR: He loved it despite the problematic lack of N-words and women's feet
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Sorta want
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Can quantum god build a quantum clock that is entirely quantum? Quantum
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
It pays to be a circumcised restaurant employee in Pennsylvania
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Prosecutor seeking judgeship says he has 'moved on' since impregnating defendant, farking jurors, and accepted the consequences of his action (of which there were none)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On the set of "Mermaids" a 9-year old Christina Ricci asked her co-star Winona Ryder what it meant to be gay, and a flustered Ryder put her then-boyfriend Johnny Depp on the phone to explain it to her. And Cher was RIGHT THERE in the next trailer
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Crypto suckers now begging judge to help them out with their stupidity after crypto giant froze their accounts
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Being labeled as a "Christian Nationalist" used to be something nobody wanted, but then Christian Nationalists realized they could really start stiggin' it to the libs by simply embracing the name, just as Christ would have wanted them to
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Thu August 04, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ex-fundagelical reviews the anti-abortion paper she wrote in 9th grade for homeschool
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Investor to fund manager: "No, I meant throw out the Chinese FOOD"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
How long would it take to eat one of those giant lollipops? One brave woman volunteers to find out
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the first preseason game of the NFL season with the Jaguars and the Raiders in the Hall of Fame game in Canton, Ohio. Who will prevail? Kickoff is at 8:00 PM ET on NBC. Football is back
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(Space for Humanity)
 
 
 
So you want to go to space? Difficulty: You are not rich asshole and don't want to spend many years training for a chance to go. Solution: Click the link and tell them about yourself
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Customer leaves one-star restaurant review because: A) Rodent activity. B) Food was cold. C) The barista at the café has Tourette's
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The intern want you to bánh mì your dog. After you boil it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wanna-be dictator Ron DeSantis suspends the democratically elected "Soros-backed" State's Attorney of Hillsborough County for his refusal to play along with DeSantis' abortion and anti-transgender nonsense
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Raiders offer free back-to-school haircuts ("No guaranteed results"). Have you seen their owner?
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
The Toronto Sun has a brilliant suggestion to avoid getting shot
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gordon f*cking Ramsay's f*cking restaurant group f*cking reports £12m in f*cking pandemic losses. F*CK
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(Lebanon Democrat)
 
 
 
"It was important to avoid a corn avalanche"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
We already know the GOP wants to get rid of gay marriage and birth control, but apparently no-fault divorce is also in their sights
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Toyota will fix that busted autocrossed GR86 engine under warranty after all
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
"I always aspired to work the window, right? I wanted to be on the speaker, and instead I was always in the back. And when I got my chance at it, I blew it"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Duck Hunt dog wants nothing to do with this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
DeathSantis teases "major announcement" today that will totally own the libs. Story to the left, speculation over what the Grand Poobah of Florida Men is planning to the right
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Man stabbed in Providence, shot in Cranston really wants to get out of Rhode Island
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Powerplant giving rise to Atomic Kitten is not the plot of new superhero movie
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the most isolated or remote place you have ever visited? Would you want to live there?
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
"While I inspect your 50k watch in this parking lot to decide if I want to buy it, care to leave me alone with it while you go into that store and buy some tea?"
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
If your grandma suddenly rants about NBC, it's because they are no longer broadcasting Days of Our Lives on the air, just Peacock
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Coconut clip clops? An electric fan heard through a metal pipe? A blade runner retiring a replicant?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The FAA wants to hear Americans' opinions on airplane seat size. Americans to respond as soon as they get someone to wedge them out of the recliner they've been stuck in for the past two days
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Watch the Hobbits of Rocket Lab have a highly classified "Antipodean Adventure." Liftoff is at 11 PM ET. UPDATE: Rescheduled to Wednesday, August 3rd
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Alex Jones wants you to know that he now believes Sandy Hook was 100 percent real, that a $2 million penalty would be more than enough to punish him for his actions, and that he's ready to move past this if only the media would let him
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Greece coast guard says 29 people picked up from boat in distress. Honestly, whether it's distress or dat tress, you want to keep boats out of your hair
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Atlantic Subaru near Boston has a 2006 Subaru Baja Sport with a 5-speed manual with less than 10,000 miles. It can be yours for a mere $59,800. Sadly, this is not a joke
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Toronto ranked the hardest city to navigate. Meanwhile, Rome ranked city with worst pizza, Paris the least romantic, Dubai the chilliest weather, Tokyo the widest open spaces, New York the friendliest people, Chernobyl the cleanest
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fetterman wants to send you stickers for donating to his campaign
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Do you want zombies? Because that's how you get zombies
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(Yahoo)
 
Hero
 
Remember those kids Trump separated from their parents? The Biden administration remembers... and has reunited 400 migrant children with their families
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ukraine nuclear plant out of control. Not great, not terrible
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Restaurant starts a new trend forcing diners to talk to their partners
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1958, the Nautilus traveled under the North Pole, finally allowing Santa's elves access to high quality exercise equipment
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
While China tantrums and attacks the ocean, the largest ever joint military drills are being held between the US and Indonesia, including Japan bringing giant robots and Australia bringing a small box with something inside that's moving
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Warranty claim for car marketed for racing denied because owner took the car racing
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
There's a reason why extreme Alpine football is only played on the steepest of mountain slopes in the Alps. These football nutters are slanted toward the extreme
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
FX chief John Landgraf predicts that scripted TV will peak in 2022. Meanwhile, Jack Donaghy still wants NBC to go back to the 1990s
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Algorithm that was supposed to resist decryption by *quantum* computers cracked by an old Pentium
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Did you say you wanted MOAR BOKEH? How about the equivalent of 35mm f/0.4, with your little smartphone? Better yet, it's an DIY project for just $200 in parts
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Christian University in Washington sues the state's Attorney General in federal court...for daring to investigate them over their blatant law-breaking
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Trick your family into thinking that serving of Green Giant® Whole Niblets is really fresh corn on the cob
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Tue August 02, 2022
(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
Liz Truss wants to "unleash British farming" from regulations. Up next, Mad Cow 2: Prionic Bogaloo
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
You're dancing naked on tables and faceplanting wrong
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Of all the reasons to be told why your commuter train is being delayed again, an escaped giant tortoise in an extremely slow bid for freedom seems like an odd one
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge rejects bid by nine "Oathkeepers" charged with Seditious Conspiracy in connection with 1/6 to delay the start of their trials until next year. Huh. Why would they want to drag things out that long? What would be different next year?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Julie and Todd Chrisley, who are set to be sentenced in October for a $30 million wire fraud scheme, want you to know that they're trying really hard to forgive the employee who brought them down and they're counting on you to support them
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(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
Kylie Jenner: "I take giant dumps on the environment by going on three-minute jet trips." Elon Musk: "Hold my latest batch of babymomma hatchlings"
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
First unionized Starbucks in Jacksonville holds hour-long strike. Locals unsure why the store doesn't want to join the Confederacy
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Returning vacationer discovers her luggage wants to rock her like a hurricane
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(The Copper Courier)
 
 
 
Well it looks like Sinema is finding out just how endearing being an obstructionist asshat is to voters, particularly independents she supposedly wanted to court
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hill? Researchers discover a mountain of new ant species in Oz. "We are not talking about three or four new species, but thousands of them"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I've had my servants place a strap-on and a palace key in your locker. Please be punctual"
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Anti-Vax, Anti-Mask, Anti-poor, Anti-Gay, anti-Woman and all around asshole Pastor Greg Locke has set his sights on a new enemy: Witches. Welcome to Salem, 1692
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The TikkityToks want a music streaming service
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 160 of WW3: Ukrainian says it repelled Russian advances in eastern Donetsk region near strategically important Bakhmut. Ukraine says Orcs redeploying troops from Donbas to bolster southern flank. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sheena Greitens wants to make sure her ex-husband Eric gets buried properly in his primary
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Old & busted: I want to live and commute to an office in the big city. New hotness: Rent to have a decent commute to the big city is how much? Small city sounds nice
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man in the storm drain wants Mountain Dew and privacy
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
New trailer for Netflix's cyberpunk anime "Edgerunners". Farker who submitted this wants to know where his royalties are
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Mon August 01, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Here comes the Atlantic Hurricane Season, which is going to have to try like hell to top 2021 when all the names got used up and they had to resort to using unclaimed Covid-19 variant names
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
There once was a boat from Nantucket / It hit a cruise ship and farked it
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(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
Willem Dafoe doesn't like to brag, but he was forced to use a penis double in Antichrist as his own was just that 'enormous' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
If you're a sucker for cephalopods and were on tenta-hooks to find out what a giant squid coming in for a kill actually looks like, you don't have to wait a-nemo'
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman surprised after ants crawled inside Kindle and started ordering books. They needed more ant books (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Want to get an abortion but you live in a state where it's now illegal? How do you feel about joining the military?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Are you a pregnant incub-- er, woman in America? You might want to consider paying cash for farking everything, like NOW
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida "bishop" arrested for selling a shortcut to the afterlife to his congregants
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
West Virginia state Senator who said child rape victims romanticize their abusers thinks that you're the real pedophile for noticing what he said
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Atlanta music festival cancelled because in Georgia the right to bear arms supersedes the right to gather in peace and listen to music
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street: "We're short of workers because nobody wants to work." Also Wall Street: "We have too many workers. Work harder or be laid off"
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(Mic)
 
 
 
TikTok has a brilliant lifehack to make airline travel easier: Request wheelchair service and skip the lines
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local restaurant wins local prize for "excellent beer program" pic in TFA features high quality "beer"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Putin's right arm seems to want nothing to do with him, refuses to help him swat mosquitos on live video
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what is the best way to grow your forearms when working out? More importantly, why would you want to? Popeye nods accordingly
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(Cookie and Kate)
 
 
 
Epic Baba Ganoush: Rare eggplant Food Tab Trifecta in play, if only there was a way to mention summer peaches too
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
August brings us much peak season produce. A time of hot, hedonistic abundance. For Monday Food Discussion will you be eating melons and figs? Perfect sweet corn and peppers? Eggplant? What's on your plate in the dog days of late summer?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
So, the best thing to do with eggplant parmesan isn't binning it?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gallant / Goofus
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Unsurprisingly, the researcher criticizing the effectiveness of antidepressants is full of it; the study is compared to a critique of the theory of imbalanced humours
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(SlashFilm)
 
Hero
 
The story has been shared before, but it's important to remember Martin Luther King Jr. convinced Nichelle Nichols not to quit Star Trek
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Sun July 31, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
WV State Senator Robert Karnes attempts to win the "no exceptions" abortion law limbo by lowering the bar to the "little girls 'romanticize' their rapists" level
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
No carb is safe around Chupie. Baguettes, bagels, sourdough toast, croissants and especially his favorite tortillas
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but a Texas operation to combat undocumented immigrants may just be a teensy bit illegal
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Liverpool McDonald's to ban anyone under 18 from the restaurant after 5PM. This should go over well
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Quantum entanglement makes quantum communication even more secure. Good luck, I'm behind ∞ proxies
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
This week the Sunday Morning Music Club asks a simple question: what song makes you want to get up and dance?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thirty-five years ago today, Kiefer Sutherland's gang of vampires terrorized the Santa Cruz boardwalk and a certain musclebound saxophone player
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Every day for lunch, Cary Grant had an egg. A hard-boiled egg. One--repeat, ONE-hard-boiled egg. And other words of wisdom from Mel Brooks
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The unanticipated yet welcome legacy of Death Becomes Her
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Who wants this job?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oath Keeper defendant's attorney moves that evidence of client's guilt may be prejudicial to jury, should be withheld
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Sat July 30, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Brazilian restaurant in the Raleigh, NC area is closing because: A) they lost too much business due to Covid, B) not enough workers are available, or C) their landlord does not like the "Brazilian concept" in their shopping center
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Wanna live on the moon? There's actually a place there that's a near perfect constant 63 degrees Farenheit. Pack a light sweater and lots of oxygen and you'll be fine
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 277 Julianna Pena vs Amanda Nunes for the bantamweight title, Brandon Moreno vs Kai Kara-France for the interim flyweight title. Early prelims at 6 PM ET on ESPN+, Prelims at 8 PM ET on ABC or ESPN, PPV main card at 10 PM ET
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Pastor who was robbed of a million in jewels allegedly conned a congregant out of her life savings. That's hard work
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A handy instructional video on rotational tube sealant
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(MSN)
 
 
 
DeSantis really seems concerned about crossdressing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rampant inflation, a country on the verge of a general strike, political deadlock, but hey: the footballs back. Liverpool v Man City in the traditional curtain raising community shield match. Noon ET on ESPN+
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 157 of WW3: Britain says Russia wants referendums in occupied Ukraine. Zelenskyy calls for Russia to be recognized as state sponsor of "terrorism". EU foreign policy chief condemns Orc atrocities. It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan snags Guinness World Record for giant croquette, a 615 lb deep-fried potato and beef monster dipped into 290 gallons of 338F oil by a crane. "The resulting croquette had a nice golden exterior and a slightly sweet flavor"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
I don't want to worry y'all but you might want to avoid touching any dirt in Gulf Coast states any time soon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The reason Congress wants the DHS IG off the case of the missing Secret Service texts? It seems that once his office knew the phones had been wiped they planned to collect them and have a specialist UN-delete them, but he put a stop to the plan
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not only am I going to steal from you. I want you to know it was me
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Thirteen remakes that are better than the original, and also one remake that made subby want his money back
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia want to make this a three team trade, brings Germany into the mix, proposed trade USA get Griner and Whelan, Russia gets Bout and Krasikov, and Germany gets to free up a prison cell
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
There's GOP cruel and then there's GOP we don't want to feed gay and trans kids cruel
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Prison staff given "banter" lessons so they don't offend inmates
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
The Military-Industrial Complex doesn't want to build TFG's concentration camps
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Gilead Woman: Doctor, I don't want them to force me to have a baby. I would like to be sterilized. Gilead Doctor: Sorry, dear, but you're of childbearing age. No can do
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this shocker: it appears the CDC's reduction in covid quarantine length to 5 days at the behest of big business may, possibly, perhaps, not be supported by the evidence
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Republicans: Biden wants increase gas to $5 a gallon. Fact-Checker: He said the exact opposite. Republicans: Well that's our lie, and we're gonna run with it
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Orange Goblin Jr goes on a rant where he rips people who want to treat those with disabilities with dignity and respect
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: CONCACAF investigates Mexican fans who chant "Puta" at American players. News: UEFA investigates Turkish fans who chant "Putin" at Ukrainian players
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
GTA Hospital mourns the death of 3 doctors. Michael, Franklin and Trevor wanted for questioning
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Writer calls world's-best-restaurants list "a curated collection of dining opinions amassed by judges who went on some very flashy press trips or were romanced by glitzy tourism boards." Any guess if he was invited?
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
In plea deal to stop from going to prison "Stop the Steal" speaker and insurrectionist provided the FBI with "significant information" about January 6 rally organizers
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Thu July 28, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
App stores under fire for carrying scammy crypto apps. Wait, that's redundant
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Stellantis earnings rise as electric vehicle sales expand, expansion into galactic arm
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Copper can be made into an even more effective antibacterial coating. Let that zinc in
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(NPR)
 
 
 
An Anti-Vaxxer and a Mormon get the same job. I forget the rest, so I'll take "Catch the Semen" for $800
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
DuhSantis demands all corporations be Republican
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(AP News)
 
 
 
North Korea wants to get in on the World War 3 action, starts by threatening nuke action with US, South Korea
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Hairy chested women wanted in wig thefts
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(Neuroscience News)
 
 
 
Well now I want a macaroni... moron... macaque... whatever those cookies in the picture are called
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Bear rings woman's doorbell in the middle of the night, something about an extended car warranty
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski says Trump is surrounded by people looking to take advantage of him and line their pockets at his expense....that aren't him
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(Vice)
 
Weeners
 
Mexican grandmother's dying wish of having a giant dick on her grave granted by her family (w/pics)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Delay in morning commute after ferry makes hard landing. Passengers also expected to have made a hard landing in their pants
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Aging, conservative con-man wants freed from the liabilities of his societally damaging behavior. No, not that one. Nor that one. Not that one, either
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
My wife wants an Oculus for her birthday because she tried one at our friends' house. Any game recommendations? She doesn't like scary things if that helps
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The anti-ghosting legislation will be known as the "She's Just Not Into You Act of 2022"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sometimes, they write themselves: "Police just arrived at the National Mall due to a member of the 1776 Restoration Movement pepper spraying the "Defender of Ants" in the face"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
I tell you what I want, what I really really want: A Spice Girls reunion docuseries
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 155 of WW3: Orcs have taken over Ukraine's second-largest power plant. Orcs attempting to defend gains in the eastern area. As gas prices surge, Gazprom imposes further cut on Nord Stream 1 pipeline. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Once abundant along the Pacific rim from Japan to Mexico, sea otters were hunted to near extinction. Fish and Wildlife study shows reintroduction of the species is feasible. We just have to convince fishermen not to shoot them for stealing their fish
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Next target for the Anti-Vax movement: antidepressants. Because they gave Tucker Carlson's boner a sad
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Santa discovers material that removes toxic pollutants from drinking water. Efficacy on elf and reindeer droppings unclear
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Fodor's Travel)
 
 
 
Paris has 44,000 restaurants, 88,000 grumpy waiters
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Mastriano wanted to be fake elector but was smart enough to know it was fake
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
USA makes trade offer of Viktor "Merchant of Death" Bout to Russia for Britney Griner, Paul Whelan, and a first round pick
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(Science.org)
 
 
 
Do you want antibiotics resistant syphilis? Because that's how you get antibiotics resistant syphilis
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Trump is scared that he's losing the 2024 "Fox News primary" to Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
"Instead of pushing an aspirational-and blatantly exclusionary-lifestyle, Hot Topic went out of its way to be inclusive and welcoming, no matter your tastes"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
There's a They Might Be Giants "it's New Jersey not Pennsylvania / nobody's business but the Turks" riff in here somewhere
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Silvio Dante tells Dr. Oz to come back to Jersey. And grab some gabbagool on they way back to the Bing
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Ron DeSantis is the single worst governor." Obvious tag overwritten by Florida tag obviously
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
No one wanted to wear them. They were uncomfortable, they felt strange, and people felt it was their choice if they wanted to wear them or not. Are we talking about A) Helmets B) Masks C) Seatbelts D) Anything recommended that could save lives
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(Euractiv)
 
 
 
Some Ukrainians apparently don't want to join the EU, would much rather join the circus as a petition to make Bojo the PM of Ukraine does the rounds
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Do you want us to eat the damn toast or what?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Getting your daily fiber is very important, the fresher the better
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Tennessee Republicans actually found a line they won't cross when it comes to attacking public education. Granted, it's a line buried under two feet of raw sewage, frat boy vomit, dogshiat, and loose garbage, but hey. It's a start
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Eating too much protein makes pee a problem pollutant. What a pisser
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(World Economic Forum)
 
 
 
For quantum to succeed, there needs to be a shift in mindset. Like what the fark does it actually mean?
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Young man wins gold medals in two races at national track & field events, setting records with fastest times in USA for 6-year-olds. He's only 5. "I just want to win"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In other news, Congressman Hannibal Lecter votes against an anti-cannibalism law
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Young people are not doing what I want them to, pt. 6,718 in a continuing Fark series
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
How to save Democracy: 1) Win the House, and have a 52-48 advantage in the Senate, 2) Hope a conservative Supreme Court justice dies, 3) Hope it happens before Moore vs. Harper
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"Rapekrieg". Yep, their name tells you everything you need to know about these good ol' boys. (But in case you wanted details...)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Alex Jones trial update: "There are three types of people who deny that it happened and harass the victims' families: The mentally ill, those with incomplete and wrong information, and assholes like Jones who want power and money"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If anti-aircraft missiles are shot from tanks, then anti-aircraft tanks are shot from what?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hoppy news Giant rabbits rescued in the UK. Wallace & Gromit are not pleased
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dating app for anti-vaxxers turns out to lack protection
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
NY closer to eradicating giant hogweed, but not on a time table to get 'em out by Friday before supper's ready
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Netflix wants to turn The Gray Man into a cinematic universe. Will probably be as successful as Universal's Dark Universe or the King Arthur universe
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Tourists think they're always right and can treat restaurant staff rudely. Restaurant manager says we won't tolerate that and shuts down the restaurant. Tag is for manager
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. wants to spend $52 billion to become chips powerhouse. Indeed, you can buy a lot of Pringles cans with that kind of money
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yo dog, we heard you like Antetokounmpo, so what we did, dog, is because you had one Antetokounmpo, we traded Antetokounmpo to the Bucks, so now, player, you have two Antetokounmpos, so you can get your Antetokounmpo on, dog
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
After promising John Connor back in 1995 that it wouldn't kill anyone, the Terminator's descendants have taken that oath seriously, even going so far as to start saving lives in Spain
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rösti with All the Fixings, Impress your guests with this gorgeous rösti to top as you please. It's the perfect crispy and creamy fried potato pancake you'll want to make for every gathering
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your daily 'where does a 600kg walrus sleep? Anywhere she wants, of course'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Want to lay off workers but don't want to do it yourself? There's a startup for that. Because of course there is
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Rare Mickey Mantle card up for auction. Could fetch up to 10 bars of gold pressed latinum
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
TFG in speech to Jan 6 insurrectionists: "I want to be very clear: You do not represent me. You do not represent our movement." Oh, wait, sorry, he deliberately crossed those lines out of his prepared speech and refused to say them
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(Lifehacker)
 
Hero
 
You don't have to make spaghetti the next time you want to drink pasta water
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An awfully long article about why Formula One wants to drop Spa and Paul Ricard from the '23 schedule when "because money" would suffice
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"I apologize for the rampant abuse of Indigenous children by Christian missionaries in state-funded residential schools across Canada, and I promise an investigation into the misconduct, so please, lighten up." --Francis
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight RAW comes from MSG: Rey Mysterio celebrates 20 years (mostly) in the WWE & The Judgement Day want to ruin the party. Logan Paul rips off someone's talk show. The Bloodline vs Street Profits & Riddle. Are they high? Find out at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Incoming University of Michigan med students walk out of anti-choice doctor's keynote address during white coat initiation ceremony
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions: Closing nuclear power plants edition
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
In other gardening news, a NY state parole officer gently plants new evidence while growing an entire deposition out of thin air
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Paulie went out like he wanted. Not like Gribbs who's 70 and is going to die in prison
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Tmatthew Tkachuk ttraded tto tthe Tflorida Tpanthers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NASA records sound from 30 TRILLION miles away. Translation: "We have been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty"
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1956, there were two ships off of Nantucket. One should have turned, but said 'fark it.' The radar, misread, resulted in many now dead, as passengers and crew kicked the bucket
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
They want to destroy it?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do plant-based hamburgers actually have less of an environmental impact than regular ones? Here comes the math. And your dog will always want real steak
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
25% of Americans say they do want an electric car
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
25% of Americans say they don't want an electric car
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The four stages of Republican misinformation. (Hint: Stage 1 is not "Collect Underpants.")
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
They even have rush hour in Antarctica, just a little colder when sitting in traffic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Want your own cow? There's a drought sale going on
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(Some Guy)
 
Hero
 
Former Lakers forward Slava Medvedenko is auctioning off his 2001 and 2002 NBA championship rings to support Ukrainian children. "We want to restore gyms because the Russian army bombed more than a hundred schools"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
According to new study, If you want to live longer, you should start doing more exercise than you were previously not doing
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(Mississippi Today)
 
 
 
Lawyer hired by MS to find welfare fund fraud finds welfare fund fraud, issues subpoenas, and is fired for not notifiying government officials he notified. Difficulty Factor: Gov. Bryant, Brett Favre, rightwing talk radio network
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"It's my prerogative to purchase what I want to purchase if I work hard for it" says evangelist robbed of $400k in jewels during a livestreamed service. Thieves work hard, too
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Hubble: "I don't want to go on the cart. I feel fine"
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Sun July 24, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania. Paul Rudd. And a shocking death. Here's your trailer
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Angry business owners in Los Angeles remember the past, and what they learned was that they want to condemn us all to repeat it
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
We want our holographic displays, even if we have to torture the air around you until it screams
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"The Republican faithful are telling me they can't find J.D. Vance with a search warrant"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Who doesn't want a skillet cookie?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wonder what the planter's Fark handle is?
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Want a visa to the US? Fill out this form, pay $160, and wait 8 months for an interview
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(Creative Loafing Tampa)
 
 
 
Welcome to DeSSantis country
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Teaser Trailer for Black Panther II drops. Subby did not expect to have his heart ripped out of his chest
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What is this a pinball machine for ants?
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Sat July 23, 2022
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Quantum pseudo-telepathy says this headline isn't greenlit until I see it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Vet assistant checks on every patient
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(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
Noise Factor dips into the archives this week as your host was sick. Fret not, go back to Metal Show Part 4 with Strapping Young Lad, Hellyeah, Pantera, Slayer, Yoth Iria, and more. Start time, 10:30 pm ET
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Edgelord Elon has promised a self driving car every year since at least 2014. Well it's finally here... if you want to buy a Mercedes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump decided to file a civil lawsuit against all his political enemies for being, like, mean to him and stuff? Yeah, a federal judge is dismissing charges against them one by one on grounds of the Westfield Act - and letting the government step in as defendant
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but browsing in your web browser's "private mode" doesn't actually, like, keep you private or anything. See, I told you. You need to be behind at least 7 proxies. Maybe eight, now
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Seattle man said he wanted to travel to Buffalo, New York specifically to kill blacks at a grocery store. Luckily he was stopped from living out his fantasy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
State broadcasting agency investigates chemtrails, says it's all a conspiracy theory. Sure, that's just what they want you to believe
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