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Mon January 24, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If 90% of the people in KC were watching the game, what were the other 10% watching. Incorrect answers only to the right
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian city's response to the snowy streets and sidewalks: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Fri January 21, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Texas court decides that Texas district court employees don't answer to the federal government
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Thu January 20, 2022
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
What normal thing pre-COVID feels weird now? Answers besides working in an office, sitting in a movie theater, and eating in a restaurant to the right
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
How did your special teams rank this year? If you're Green Bay, you already know the answer
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Leglobe
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
57 year old man who is disabled and cannot walk properly is minding his own business in Tonga when God asks, "How long can you tread water?" And apparently the answer is 27 hours
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brady admits something his haters have always known. Some guy's speculation to left, proper answers to right
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
The answer to the question: How do I make lunch more punchable?
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Wed January 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise is WAY too old to play a fighter pilot in Top Gun Mav ... oh, wait. Really?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sununu turned down senate bid because the GOP had no plan
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Curiosity still can't answer David Bowie's most important question
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Before getting the part of Ginger on Gilligan's Island Tina Louise was 'the Queen of Potatoes' in 1953, which came with a fantastic crown
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Nearly $20,000 worth of copper stolen from lumber mill and police want answers. Starting with, why does a lumber mill have $20,000 worth of copper stored there?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Top 5 answers on the board, we asked 100 people, why is Louie Anderson in the hospital? Show me Blood Cancer
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation with a mathematician assist: why the question, "Can I trust the results of a rapid test?" is more complicated than it seems
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Wait, that's it? Its over? But there are still so many unanswered questions, primarily when did Amos learn how to wear high-heeled pumps?
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Mon January 17, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Plan an entire meal around a pickle, with a cameo from the new measuring spoons
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Before the boat sinks, obviously
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Sun January 16, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Audiences answered the phone for Scream, making it #1 with $31 million, kicking Spider-Man: No Way Home to #2 with $24 million. Sing 2 treads at #3 with $8.5 million, edging out The King's Man's $2 million as The Matrix Resurrections drops to #10
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Sat January 15, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Crazy crimes, plane trips, US currency, and Florida Woman are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan. 6-12: Random Silliness Edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DeathSatan regrets not being more TFG-y when advising TFG during the early days of covidiocy
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Suspect in deadly hit-and-run tells police he chose not to stop because "he had a lot of money on him and didn't want to answer questions." Which is not at all suspicious
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Subway Pass Power
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Fri January 14, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Blinken declares the US is "fully prepared" if Russia invades Ukraine. Fully prepared to do what, you ask? Well, to issue strongly worded statements, call somber meetings, and, you know, maybe give a slow head shake and tsk tsk tsk
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
CarBravo is GM's answer to the likes of Carmax & Carvana. It's launching. As per GM, it's not going to launch for a few more months, just in time for a decline in car prices
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
ESPN's Bart Scott on how the Bills should deal with brutally cold weather Saturday: (a) wear extra layers (b) use the heated bench as much as possible (c) have hot tea on sideline (d) take Viagra before the game
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Could randomly selected people govern better than politicians? Before you answer yes, think about what "regular" people are really like
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Ted Cruz believes Biden should answer for FBI's supposed role in Trump-era Capitol riot" but then Ted also apparently believe that goatee makes him look good, so, there's that
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Wed January 12, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
And now, because no one asked for it, potato chips grown in the dirt of NFL stadiums
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Whatever Trump variant from an alternate reality managed to sneak on to OAN last night, he roasted Ron DeSantis as "gutless" for refusing to reveal whether he'd gotten a booster shot and urged all politicians to say they've been boosted
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Whatever Trump variant from an alternate reality managed to sneak on to OAN last night, he roasted Ron DeSantis as "gutless" for refusing to reveal whether he'd gotten a booster shot and urged all politicians to say they've been boosted
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Get your popcorn gifs ready: Trump scrambles to save the unvaccinated by attacking Republicans
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why grocery store shelves are empty again. Quick answer: Because supply chains are people. Wait, I thought that was Soylent Green
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Sun January 09, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Can you void a prenup if you learn your spouse makes more than you?
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Sat January 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jaguars' primary sponsor sues to avoid being known as Jaguars' primary sponsor
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Thu January 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"You can't love your country only when you win"
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(Art Daily)
 
 
 
The Jewish roots of Star Trek that you probably didn't know about. Lets boldly go there
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Tue January 04, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News host shocked by colleague's defense of AOC after he blows up the Fox News talking point that AOC can't go on vacation
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Mon January 03, 2022
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Faux News: The Biden vaccine mandate is a political witch-hunt to target and punish Trump supporters
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Fri December 31, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Bestselling authors, European history, banned TV episodes, and Weird British Things are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Dec. 24-30: Happy New Year Edition
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Answering a question with a question: What if we all got to pay for expensive, unecessarily intrusive technology because of small percentage of asshats can't take enough personal responsiblity not to drive while impaired?
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Thu December 30, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Subby does not see much improvement in personal and national events in the upcoming year, What can I say instead of "Happy New Year" at midnight Friday/Sat? Link goes NYC NYE article
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Wed December 29, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's Cause for Outrage at Fox News: Tuesday's episode of Wheel of Fortune fails to mention that it's Pat Sajak's 40th anniversary of hosting Wheel of Fortune
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists have a new explanation for why some people like to drink so much black coffee. "To counteract the effects of all the Bourbon drank last night" surprisingly not the answer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The answer is NO. You have to face justice as a MAGA defendant
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Tue December 28, 2021
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Santa Claus = Red Lobsterman
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Hyundai to abolish ICE
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Davis Mills is the answer at quarterback for the Texans. Book it. Done
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Mon December 27, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Jaime Osorio Márquez, creator of HBO's "A Thousand Fangs," takes euthanasia option to beat kidney cancer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Industrial chemicals, famous landmarks, Mexican food, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, December 12-18: Useless Features Edition
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Even Johnny Manziel wants no part of the slow motion trainwreck that is the New York FOOTBALL Giants
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
"BUT I'M DOING A STORY," the actual reason people loathe journalists, and the only thing that might make you feel some empathy for Bill Belichick, maybe
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
"BUT I'M DOING A STORY," the actual reason people loathe journalists, and the only thing that might make you feel some empathy for Bill Belichick, maybe
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Sun December 26, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Because on Aug. 12, 1986 St. Ronnie uttered the words that would become Republican dogma, 'The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.' Does that answer your f***ing headline question?
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Thu December 23, 2021
(Big Think)
 
 
 
Did COVID-19 start from a lab leak, or were its origins totally natural? Bat viruses found in Laos, that could never have been at the Wuhan Institute for Virology, hint at the answer
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(Today)
 
 
 
Today's long running, beloved game show that can suddenly do no right is brought to you by "Wheel of Fortune"
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Wed December 22, 2021
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Well ... he's not wrong
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kids say the darnedest things during Christmas - Key West edition
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Mon December 20, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Subby's Answer: Batman Begins
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Headline in form of question. Answer is..... COVID
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How much is one NFL victory since 2014 worth? If you're Mike Glennon, the answer is a staggering $31,967,539. Which team will be the necks to overpay?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Christmas traditions, online media, 80s bands, and popular movies are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, December 5-11 Tornado Omelet Edition
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Sun December 19, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And the answer is. What were Ron Goldman's last words
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Big Think)
 
 
 
The "Fermi Paradox" is only a paradox if you ignore the obvious answer: that intelligent, technologically advanced life is rare
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Possibly the only time that the answer to a question in the headline is Yes
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Thu December 16, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my boyfriend cheated on me with girls from my football team and now I want revenge. Dear Cheated On, the answer for this is easy: Do his whole football team except for him
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A blow-up doll just for company? Sure, just be careful if he goes down on you. Also don't use it to drive in HOV lanes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sen. John Kennedy to Judicial nominee Anne Traum: What's your favorite color? Anne Traum: Blue. Kennedy: Thanks, not voting for you because you won't answer my questions
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Next up for the cause-of-the-month club: Telling you, unasked, how they are into plant-based chocolate. And maybe you should be too if you really care about all the children in the world. Children are our future, you know
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Wed December 15, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Canucks score 4 unanswered goals to rally past the Blue Jackets - the Boudreau bounce is up to 5 and 0
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
TFer's niece was injured in an accident at school and help with medical bills is needed. Warning: possibly disturbing pic of facial injury in link. Additional DIT
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Tue December 14, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Who would win in a fight: a tiger or a bear? (silly answers preferred)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mary Trump mocks Don Jr. for having to contact Mark Meadows on Jan 6 instead of his own father. Surprisingly, Junior expecting "New Phone, Who Dis" is not her theory. "It's simply cowardice"
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Mon December 13, 2021
(C|Net)
 
 
 
If you were wondering if you should cover your Honda Civic in rainbow sprinkles, today you have your answer
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Thu December 09, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby just learned what a Juice WRLD is and now wants to know: when did Rap become Emo?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bang a Gong with a baseball traveling at 1,189 MPH. T. Rex would like to know
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Biden is delivering the fastest economic recovery in history," says *adjusts glasses* The Hill?
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
"Metal" is always the answer. Not just to "What do you listen to while you bake?"
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Hyumons only pawns in game of cat life"
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Looking for a gift idea to mess with your PETA relative's head?
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Caretaker working at a home. Answers door after midnight. Then it gets kidnappy
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Tue December 07, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whereupon kneeling on the altar, the initiate shall be directed to drink his Ovaltine
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norwegian archaeologists find late Iron Age longhouses, and send condolences in what is generally seen as a breach of Viking social protocol
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Fri December 03, 2021
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
"After claiming Democrats were 'cheating' ahead of Nov. 2 elections, state Sen. Amanda Chase has yet to share proof"
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Thu December 02, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
These parts of our brains are talking to each other all the time. Translating what they perceive, moment to moment, into the shared language of geometry. That's what the MSNBC thread at 7pm ET is
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
He among us who hasn't pulled their spouse's face off to find a horny reptilian alien, let him cast the first stone
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Wed December 01, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Joe Thornton, his magnificent beard, and the rest of the Florida Panthers score 4 unanswered goals to beat the Caps 5-4
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Packers backup QB gets dunked on for the crime of waiting until the morning to answer a text. No, not that backup
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Cillizza, senior fellow at the Romero Institute, explains how Lauren Boebert is not actually sorry
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Ask pro golfer Bud Cauley what is the most he's ever lost in a Jack In The Box bag
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
It's a new holiday special, Charlie Brown
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Answer: 5.8 passer rating
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Sun November 28, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Nothing and blame Democrats" is the answer to any question that asks what would Republicans do to fix any of America problems including rising inflation
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Cell phone apps, Japanese restaurants, unfair labor practices, and casual dining are all the Fark Weird News Quiz, November 14-20: Black Friday Edition
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Fri November 26, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
New member of church tells pastor he has problems with the church's guidelines about incest, winds up having a seat right over here
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Wed November 24, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steve McQueen and his fast machine on the making of my favorite movie of all time featuring a record 2 American drivers in F1 auto racing
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan may need to be in the prison gym in 26 minutes
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
That's my purse I don't know you
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(Sony Pictures)
 
 
 
Does any movie capture the zeitgeist of the late 2010's better than The Emoji Movie? (The correct answer is 🙅♂)
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(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Do fitter people drink more alcohol, or does drinking alcohol make people more fit? The answer is yes
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Sun November 21, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
How to avoid taking your silver fox to the vet
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Wanting to get that coveted Twitter "blue check"? Short answer: you can't, not yours, you aren't famous enough, good day sir, I said GOOD DAY
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
In case you've been wondering what happened to all those Nazi furries who started crawling out of the woodwork in 2017, Slate has your answer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wheel of fortune fans flip out worse than the bubble boy over contestant's answer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Patriots score yet another 25 unanswered points against the Falcons
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Because it's not really a classic kids Christmas movie without scary monsters, right? Right?
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
69 isn't funny anymore. Oh yeah? What number am I thinking of?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FAA and FCC discuss how to keep 5G from crashing planes. Subby suggests putting everything in "airplane mode," hopes for more FBB involvement
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Have people been lying more and more since the rise of social media and smartphones? The answer is not really according to data. Also your mom is pretty
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The answer is: Without these we don't have bread, chocolate, cheese, soy sauce, beer or wine
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The rare exception to the question headline rule: The answer here is "Not a farking thing"
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(WLNS Lansing)
 
 
 
If you ever wondered what would happen if a knock-off Tom Clancy novel came to life and ran for Congress, Michigan has the answer for you
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Mon November 15, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
...and the New York Jets have reached a new low
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Sun November 14, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Is the US heading towards a new Civil War? Short answer: No. Long answer: More like years of sporadic violent skirmishes as the Unites States slowly and painfully dissolves
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Farkers can certainly answer this question because we're so money and we don't even know it
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Sat November 13, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Devils pitchfork the Bruins? Will the Leafs get mulched by the Sabres? Is a Sharknado more powerful than an Avalanche? The answers to these questions plus the Battle of Florida, and more, when the puck drops @ 1pm ET. SETTLE ALREADY, 'HAWKS
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hold on to your 6000 galactic credits for now, Disney's Star Wars pretend hotel is sold out for months
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Tired of the police terrorizing your neighborhood? In Ohio, the answer is simple: you're the real terrorist
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Navy Veteran doing pull-ups for 11 hours, 11 minutes to raise money for those who served. Arguments over his technique to the right
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Tue November 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like Chris Christie is hungry for your attention again
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Are Republicans erasing decades of voting rights before our very eyes? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yeeeeesssssss
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(The Root)
 
 
 
E) All of the above
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(The Root)
 
 
 
E) All of the above
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Archaeologist uncover a Chinese railroad worker house in a Utah ghost town. No mention, however, of Chinese railroad worker ghosts
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(Some Sugary Guy)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered how you could make Thanksgiving feasting even more unhealthy, Krispy Kreme is here with the answer to your desires
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Concerned moms only concerned children getting in the way of their consumption of box wine while watching their soap operas during the school day, elect Republican governor to take care of the problem (permanently if the COVID gets its way)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Can Facebook be fixed? Sure, some people think it can be, but the rest of us know the answer to any headline involving a question mark
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Sun November 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
No, the answer isn't "nacho cheese in a can"
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Sat November 06, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
It may not be as fancy as some other animal crossings: behold this Australian crab overpass
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Apparently the search on "how to bake potatoes" is trending, so here's the answer for everyone who has wanted to know but were too embarrassed to ask
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Fri November 05, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Snappy vegan answers to stupid anti-vegan questions. "No, I simply don't see bacon as food"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Answer honestly when the arresting officer asks if you have COVID? Better bet that's ten years in prison
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Guy Fieri to marry Kristen Stewart
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Thu November 04, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Chris Rock to the audience at his show where everyone is required to be vaccinated: "Where's my anti-vaxxers at?" Some in the audience cheer. Chris Rock: "You dumb Kyrie motherfarker"
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(Glamour Magazine)
 
Weeners
 
A question only his Fark fan club can answer: How did Pete Davidson, who has made a brand out of being a mess, become the sexual version of the pants in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants for A-list women?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lou Williams answers the question "What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Some pudding)
 
 
 
According to Picard the answer is yes
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Tue November 02, 2021
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Who was the richest person in history? That's a surprisingly hard question to answer. It might have been Rockefeller. It might have been Mansa Musa. It might have even been some Fugger that owned a bunch of copper mines
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guitarist discovers the answer to the question we've all been asking. How many pars of gloves can you wear before you can't play Enter Sandman?
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Start of Rittenhouse trial: "Who is buried in Caesar's tomb?"
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Sun October 31, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Short answer: they're dumb. Long answer: theyyyyyy'rrre dummmmmmmmb
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Answer: If you're over 12, stay the fark home you greedy little [censored]
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"A fear grows in Trumpworld: Have we gone too conspiratorial?" and which Trump advisers are the secret Deep State agents deliberately leading him astray? And do they answer to the Lizard People or the cannibal pedophile Satanist cabal?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The latest fad for money launders: Using cryptocurrency to buy a NFT of a 1784 pound tungsten cube that the "owner" can visit once per year
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Do you wonder about how people end up joining right-wing paramilitary groups? Here's a leaked Oath Keepers roster that has some answers as to what brought them there
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The long-standing question of who would win in a fight, Batman or Bugs Bunny, will finally be answered with WB's new fighting game
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Tue October 26, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Then I thought, it would be really cool to take one of these through the Tim Horton's drive thru
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lost hiker who knows his car is still under warranty decides not to answer phone calls from the search and rescue team
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Mon October 25, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Answer to headline question: California politicians listened to the scientists, and followed proven protocols for dealing with an infectious pandemic, and did not weaponize idiocy for political gain
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
343 shows first Halo Infinite campaign footage in over a year and wait, WTF is up with that voice work
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ashley Winter, MD needs our help with writing an acceptance speech for the Premier Prosthetic Urologist Award with wrong answers only. Twitter answers to the left, best answers to the right
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Sat October 23, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Space, debt, foods you want, and food you definitely don't want are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, October 10-16 EEKIA Edition
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
A big batch of biscuit benevolence
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
If he looked like Robert Pattinson or George Clooney, sure
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Thu October 21, 2021
(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
America's favorite car for doing 55 in the fast lane vs a glorified golf cart
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
If you had "Less than one" as the answer to "How many days until Trump's new social media platform collapses?" step forward and claim your prize
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kyler Murray did NOT like Myles Garrett putting Murray's gravestone in his yard
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Physicists answering the important questions: why grapes go sparky-sparky-boom in the microwave
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
"The President was how you would expect him to be, he answered questions the way you would expect Mr. Trump to answer questions and conducted himself in a manner that you would expect Mr. Trump to conduct himself". Translation: It was a shiatshow
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"I'm not really afraid of the vaccine, but I had to ask myself, what kind of man am I?" said man, who found out that the answer to his question was "an unemployed one"
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Mon October 18, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Q: What do Braves OF Joc Pederson and your mom have in common? A: They both love pearl necklaces
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guy answers a question nobody ever thought to ask. Namely, can you use a 3650 PSI pressure washer to carve pumpkins? The answer is sorta, as long as you don't mind covering yourself and half the neighborhood with orange slop and seeds
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
And then there was one... maybe, not likely but maybe... hope springs eternal
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Fri October 15, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Want a bigger backyard? Just move your fence out till it covers the whole sidewalk. Presto
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
In the distant year 2021, everyone's PC will be able to play Crysis
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Thu October 14, 2021
(KPEL 96.5 Lafayette)
 
 
 
Former chief of police has to call in to mayor's radio show to ask him why he was fired. Call screener likes to watch the world burn
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NewsMax lunatic Greg Kelley answers the question: "Hey, what happened to that 10lbs of cocaine that was here a second ago?"
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
WWE is lacking TLC. No word if they're down with OPP
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Lawfare Blog)
 
 
 
Short answer: Yes. Long answer: FAAAAAARK YESSSSSSSS
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The first computer game was awful. So, not much has changed
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How did veganism go from extreme to mainstream? The answer was to ignore the extremists. "Today, a plant-based diet is seen by ever-increasing numbers of people as the only sensible way forward"
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
What is the one question you shouldn't ask men on a dating app?
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Music Radar)
 
 
 
Stay... Tuned
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So that's a big fat farking "YES", then
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
I've seen fire and I've seen rain
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Sun October 10, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
SciManDan takes on another Flat Earther. This time: A Flat Earther who asks why mountains don't turn into spheres if large bodies tend to form into spheres. Lets see if you smart people can puzzle that answer out before watching. I bet you can
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will James Austin Johnson's Biden return for the cold open? Will Alec Baldwin and Bill Murray answer for January 6? Will Che cancel Jost? Will Kate McKinnon appear? Kim Kardashian hosts and Halsey is the musical guest. SNL, 11:30PM ET on NBC
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(Some)
 
 
 
Anyone caring for a partner or parent with dementia? Any resources that have helped you cope? Any resources you've found that have helped you better understand the disease? Any resources you've found that help you communicate better with the person?
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Some Weinsenheimer is up to malarkey
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN tries to answer the question "what happens if a congressional subpoena is ignored?" Subby says "tries" because this is all largely untested and relies on multiple branches of the government actually having the balls to do anything
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Thu October 07, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
A coat designed to allow you to cuddle with your cat, gives them access to your vital organs for when they want you to know they are done cuddling
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Congrats to everyone who bought a new Lincoln Continental last month. Fark: All fourteen of you
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Tue October 05, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You already know the answer to that
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Much as AI chatbot Tay embarrassed Microsoft, AI chatbot Jamie is embarrassing health department with irrelevant recommendation that daughters with Covid-19 should practice safe sex. Get it together, Jamie
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Mon October 04, 2021
(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
If you ironed New Hampshire to a crisp starchy flatland, how many extra Rhode Islands would it gain?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Answer a question with a question
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Trump: I have done more for Christianity than anyone else
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tall people, rich people, creepy people, and eccentric music people are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 19-25: Brining Edition
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Fri October 01, 2021
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Joel Embiid is no longer pretending to care if Ben Simmons is back
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(Vogue UK)
 
 
 
While you plebs were whining about NFTs, Dolce and Gabbana just sold a gold dress, an impossible tiara, and a $1M glass suit they found in Daft Punk's grandmother's kitchen cupboard. And the physical clothes if you want to fly to Milan and wear it
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Answer this for me: is this worth $10 a month to watch?
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New research may answer questions on the origins of identical twins. Won't tell you if... 'They switch classes in school?', 'How do you tell them apart?', or 'Do they have ESP?'
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
For once, in a chart of things by state, Alabama isn't something terribly. Seriously, I expected something like circus peanuts or candy corn
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Children do not understand concept of others having false beliefs until age six or seven, and as the last five years have shown, some NEVER do
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Say what you will, but at least someone is willing to stand up to the threat of 3-year-olds in the Dinosaur Army
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
When Dwight Schrute cosplay goes too far
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Kai Ryssdal, host of Marketplace, answers uncomfortable money questions
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Robin Lopez: championship truther
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