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Sat August 08, 2020
(ZOONOOZ)
 
 
 
The San Diego Zoo and Wild Animal Safari Park share some of the adorable baby animals that were born during the spring, including chubby unicorns, kittens with black toe beans, egg puggles, monkey raccoons and more
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(Fox News)
 
Video
 
Fisherman catches sockeye salmon and Alaskan brown bear on one line
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Dingoes in areas of Australia that use poison baiting for animal control grow 6-9% larger than in areas that don't. We're gonna have to start saying "The dingo ate my toddler" in the near future
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Tested positive? Here's why the fifth day is important (and that doesn't mean the creation of birds and sea animals)
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(Bakenstein)
 
 
 
Would you try bacon grown in a lab from real pork fat cells, produced without animal slaughter? Because now you can
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(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
Hopefully never-to-be-combined with hamster dance
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Ubisoft confirms you will be able to hold and pet the cats in their upcoming "Assassin's Creed: Valhalla" game
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Mon August 03, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Atomic Bomb tests reveal the true age of whale sharks. Which is cool and all, but seems like a pretty extreme method to obtain that data
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
An 8-year-old in Houston may have claim to the world's largest okra. That's a whole lot of gumbo right there
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Philippine national in custody for attacking and dismembering Gifu cow, taking the head with him. She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cow brain
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"It might surprise you that horses, in Australia, are more deadly than snakes, and indeed all venomous animals combined." And here's 10 things that don't help, Willlll-bur
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Wilford Brimley is watching you masturbate
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(Polygon)
 
Weeners
 
Animal Crossing's latest update adds fireworks, so naturally players are using them in creative ways
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Thu July 30, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
1) Kids are worse than animals
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Curious cow gets head stuck in tree, is unable to moooooove
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
A really good collection of cattoos
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Depressed Belgian woman thought she was a chicken after being found pecking, clucking, crowing, and exploding during sexual arousal
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Mon July 27, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The first case of 'rona in an animal in the UK has been confirmed. It's a cat, so clearly that virus has no idea what it's gotten itself involved with
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Sun July 26, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
No matter how much you enjoyed having to stay inside your home during the pandemic, you will never make the list of the world's most solitary animals
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Reports of "large apex predator" in West Sussex turns out to be giant stuffed animal sitting on park bench. Americans would have realized this because we like to win carnival games
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Subby can't stop laughing at this cartoon animal. Wait. It's not a cartoon. Subby still can't stop laughing
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
We know one thing about extraterrestrials. They have no understanding of good BBQ (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
It's HAPPENING again, cattle are being beamed up by alien spacecraft again in the US (with actual picture of it happening)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The animal equivalent of those overcrowded trains in India
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Polygon)
 
 
 
FarkReadyHeadline™: "The Beastars manga nails the sexual tension between a teen wolf and a bunny"
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
There's a reason the photo editor chose the picture of Gov. DeSantis doing "the "remain calm, all is well" pose from Animal House to accompany this article about his recent performance as governor
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
The horror... the horror... the cute adorable horror of Animal Crossing's existence
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Orion Magazine)
 
 
 
"Increasingly, researchers who study octopuses are convinced these boneless, alien animals ... have developed intelligence, emotions, and individual personalities. Their findings are challenging our understanding of consciousness"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man really wanted a puppy, and as long as he was there he decided to get six
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Sun July 19, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mississippi church welcomes the Father, the Son and the Holy Goat
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Sat July 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drowning coyote pup saved by rafter and nursed back to health. Yipyip is doing OK
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Fox attacks the Washington Post
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK zoo reopens, is immediately filled with animals
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Feed a stray cat? Great, now it's yours
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Oh look everyone it's a bear, he's coming right up to me and he's cute AAARGH
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That's my fetish
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You're gonna need a bigger hoax (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What's a sturddlefish? It's pretty much my favorite animal, bred for its skills in magic
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Two guys named Coombs, Mr. Drew and His Animals Too, and a traveling spider salesman
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Firefighters pull out all the stops to rescue Smokey the kitten from storm drain
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Why people (and animals) hate PETA, part 793
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you had 'angry otters' in the 'what else could go wrong?' pool for July, come by and get your prize
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Sun July 12, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently, McSeagull isn't a legal meal
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Plague squirrels, you say? Eh, why not?
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(Some nice smelling dog shampoos)
 
 
 
My dogs now smell like dryer sheets, and it's fantastic. What's your favorite shampoo to get rid of hound-stank?
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new sponge discovered in the "Forest of the Weird" gets its name, and it's somehow not "Wipey McCounterspill"
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(You're in all discussions)
 
 
 
Not worth it
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Thu July 09, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
"Dumbass Dog Wearing Face Mask All Wrong"
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Company wants to pay you $1,000 to play 'Animal Crossing: New Horizons'. Talk about a dream job or not?
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Mon July 06, 2020
(WSAW Wausau)
 
 
 
Man tries to shoot a woodchuck, forgets to yell, "FORE"
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Man from PA among 19 animals poached in east Idaho
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Do animals really have that 'incoming disaster ESP?' "The closer the animals were to the epicenter of the impending (earthquake), the earlier they changed their behavior"
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
For possibly the first time ever, there's something good about both social media and porgs. Onion-cutting ahead
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dog groomer thinks animal abuse is cute, transforms her poodles into crazy multicoloured creations with non-toxic vegan dye
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A wonderful, magical animal
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just in time .... duunnn dunnn... for NYC beaches to reopen, ... duuuunnnn duun... a guest shows up to welcome swimmers ... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
You'll fawn over these first responders doing an animal rescue from a drain
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Sun June 28, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Some of the slowest animals in the world are starfish, garden snails, manatees, and that lady in front of you at the checkout line that still uses checks to pay for her groceries
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Fri June 26, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Australian wildlife, prehistoric edition: bear-sized wombat-like cousin
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Australian wildlife, prehistoric edition: bear-sized wombat-like cousin
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Pouch wine will get you through summer quarantine, breakfast
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cougar hiding in a crawlspace is not your PornHub and/or serial killer fantasy
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pepsi will no longer exist, says Coca Cola. Vegetables will no longer exist, says meat industry. My head will emerge from its butt
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You know who likes cute furry creatures? Cute furry creatures (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Marijuana Moment)
 
 
 
Americans consider marijuana consumption more morally acceptable than gay relationships, medical testing of animals, the death penalty and abortion
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
When in Animal Crossing, visit KFC Island, a virtual restaurant lorded over by Virtual Colonel Sanders who surely goes Most Dangerous Game on chickens who attempt to flee his virtual kitchen
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
I'm a shark I'm a SHAAAARK Suck my d-----ck I'M A SHAAAARR... oh
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Without researching, can you think of any animals that start with the letter U?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Eric and the "animals"
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Silly man yells at bear to get down out of a tree and leave the bird feeder alone. You won't believe what happens next
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Fri June 19, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
When the game doesn't give you meat for a hit sandwich, you might have to pool your tools and rap up choice number two
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Thu June 18, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
A guide to the different animals found in the average crew zoo aboard a U.S. Navy submarine
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Wed June 17, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
That's one 'shell' of an animal
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Nature)
 
 
 
While humans are most certainly WEIRD, when it comes to animal studies you want the STRANGE
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
How cute is that doggie in the mirror, the one with the waggly tail?
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
The party's over in Kentucky as the first indictments are handed down enforcing their new bestiality law. And because it's Kentucky it should be clarified, that law is ANTI-bestiality
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Ancient crocodiles walked on two legs like dinosaurs, Egyptians
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Move over cute animal videos, there is nothing cute about this nightmare dinosaur-wannabe Muppets-reject creature. I mean, WTF
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Tue June 09, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Not from who you expect. "Stop treating us like animals and thugs and start treating us with some respect. We've been left out of the conversation. It's disgusting"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
FOIA documents confirm Half Scoop's Mongolia hunting trip to kill an endangered sheep cost taxpayers $77,000. Further documentation shows that the entire Trump family has taken over 3000 taxpayer-funded trips so far, twelve times more than Obama
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The animal cruelty is the point
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Let's all take a minute and tour Danny Trejo's Animal Crossing island
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Mon June 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Panda escapes from his enclosure in the Copenhagen Zoo Monday morning, saying he just wanted to step out for a Danish
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Just like you'd rather fark without your boss watching, zoo animals would rather fark without you watching
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Good News: San Franciscans are doing an excellent job of following shelter in place orders. Bad News: Coyotes are taking over the city
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Look, that wombat's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer
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Thu June 04, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
In news Farkers can use, scientists have grown tiny livers in a lab to go along with your tiny fist
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Wed June 03, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ray Lewis tells the Ravens that if they want to handle Titans running back Derrick Henry, they need to hit the weights
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(Not a recluse)
 
 
 
"He's tried to bite my nipple": beautiful tender memories of Mike Tyson
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news doomsdayers, the 6th mass extinction in Earth's history is now accelerating
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Heathline)
 
 
 
Meet the veggans -- heretical vegans who include eggs in their meat-free diets in order to get nutrients orthodox vegans lack
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
It's a 2020 Saturday night, the world's on fire, we're all worried, so here's some exquisitely detailed beautiful cut paper sculptures of animals to take your mind off things, if just for a minute
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Eight cute animals that are more violent than you thought
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is 1 of 2 things. Either it is fake w/ trained animals... or we have an instance of English being a common language between species. Your dog/cat/bird understands some of your talk, but we understand nothing of theirs. So who is smarter?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not much to do during lockdown except screw, especially if you're a zoo animal
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Please enjoy this collection of nature's nightmare fuel (warning: icky and creepy photos)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's deepest octopus captured on camera. Of course it's a Dumbo
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"It is unclear how or why the woman was naked"
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drew and Dallan are back at 6 p.m. Eastern with the Fark Livestream News Summary - today featuring, among other things, new Swiss guidelines for sex workers, fantastic face tattoos, and chonky animals. And a COVID-19 update, probably
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(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
Six packs of wolves tracked over a four month period. Personally, I prefer my wolves in bottles
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Wed May 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT Op-Ed says to 'stop eating animals' if you care about climate change, racial justice, the working poor, converting to the metric system, and how your spouse always leaves half-a-bite of stuff in the fridge, like, Jesus Christ, just throw it away
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Woman, brother okay after seeing a turtle
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(Out Magazine)
 
 
 
Besides being the dude who filmed Central Park Karen, Christian Cooper is a pioneer in the comic world for creating Yoshi Mishima, the first gay male character in a Star Trek comic and the first gay human ever within the Star Trek universe
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(Nerdbot)
 
 
 
So pelicans do this thing with their spine when they overheat
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
Building animal sculptures out of leftover rice straw is all fun and games, until the tyrannoricestraw rex comes out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boy escapes brown bear, brown shorts
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(CarBuzz)
 
Video
 
Baby bears are into luxury German sedans
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
India detains pigeon on suspicion of spying for Pakistan. Pakistan retaliates by kidnapping a sacred cow. Hostilities imminent
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Mon May 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just in case you think America's got a lock on the market of craziness, here's a drunk guy who jumped the fence at a Polish zoo to wrestle a bear
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Hospital angrily denies presence of snake in operating theatre, insists there was only a monkey
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
ZOMG RAWR Scottish zoo welcomes birth of rare wild kitten. Don't look too long for it rip your heart out with its wildness
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
ZOMG RAWR Scottish zoo welcomes birth of rare wild kitten. Don't look too long for it rip your heart out with its wildness
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Warning issued after wolf approaches woman with stroller. Why the wolf had a stroller is anyone's guess
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Thu May 21, 2020
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Ok, who started playing Jumanji?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Brushtail golden possum, I choose you
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Uncut)
 
 
 
Neil Young plays a concert in front of an audience of barnyard animals. Crazy Horse unimpressed
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Hard core. What could possibly go wrong? Pinky and the Brain look on enviously
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Little kids +little animals = magic
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Farkin' animals - how do they work?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
'New' video shows last known images of Tasmanian Tiger ...aka the devil
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Mon May 18, 2020
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Australian study finds kittens think of nothing but murder all day
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Sat May 16, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Video from a suburban street in Guadalajara ends too soon to answer the question: What happens *after* you manage to lasso a tiger?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Somebody finally saves Artax
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Baby mutant non-ninja turtle found in Virginia
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Killer dog fatally mauls owner. Well, that's what you get when you raise pitb.... wait, it was a French bulldog?
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Portraits of animals wearing dapper people clothes. Quite formal except for Turtleneck Kitty who doesn't adhere to societal dress-codes, man
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Gilead has another antiviral, GS-441524, which remdesivir actually is metabolized to once it's injected into the body. It's easier to synthesize, and has worked well in animal studies. Unfortunately for humanity, its 2009 patent is 8 years older
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Twilight' actor eats out of cans like a wild animal. A wild animal that owns a can opener and a spoon
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Here's why people can't stop playing video games like 'Animal Crossing,' according to science
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A gecko's soft hairy toes reorient to help insure premium adhesion to different types of surfaces
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Here's that Bug's Life / Book of Revelation crossover you ordered (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplaining: Animal Crossing
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Woman feeds stray cat that shows up on her doorstep. Stray cat then calls her wee nursing kittens out from under the house to meet the woman who saved them all. Now they're all one big happy family
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Video showing the killing of Ahmaud Arbery in Brunswick, GA released. I am now seriously scared of what my son will face as he grows up
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago family says they filmed a cougar in their backyard. Most people just take their wine bottle and point them back to their own home
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Clever stray cat wins forever home after leading human into shop to buy his favorite fud (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Louisiana cops looking for aggressive chicken accused of fowl play. Probably cooped up too long
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Sat May 02, 2020
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Your Canadian story of the day: Officers respond to report of an alligator but only found a big brown beaver
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Thu April 30, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Cow lives out dream of being a bull, police and motorists not amused
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
It's the Fark Daily News Summary at 7pm Eastern. What's important today, what was overlooked, what was downright dumb, and cute animal videos. Celebrating 2 consecutive days without a Facebook takedown notice involving sheep
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Dairy Queen releases two new Blizzard flavors- frosted animal cookie and cotton candy. As if they aren't sugary enough already
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
One of the lesser known Ni saying Knights rescues dog from cliff ledge
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
One of the lesser known Ni saying Knights rescues dog from cliff ledge
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New hairy "Crazy Beast" from the Cretaceous discovered in Madagascar. Surprisingly not subby's mom
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New hairy "Crazy Beast" from the Cretaceous discovered in Madagascar. Surprisingly not subby's mom
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Burro of Silly Walks)
 
 
 
Tea'd off donkey steps on kettle, pays steep price
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Aw nothing, just a bunch of ugly ass baby animals born in a pandemic
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
2020 NFL Draft reached a total of more than 55 million viewers, with Animal Planet, Discovery en Espanol, and Sprout being the only channels not to broadcast it
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
"A planning commissioner of Vallejo, California, has resigned after throwing his pet cat and apparently drinking a beer during a Zoom meeting between city officials that was made public"
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Fox soup: Steps 1 to 8 -- catch fox.. Step 9 -- Put in pot.. Step 10 -- Get treated for rabies
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Sat April 25, 2020
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Note: House cats in pictures can appear larger than in real life due to topography and photo angles
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Poultry processors in Maryland and Delaware chicken out, to the tune of 2 million birds
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Snesus on rhesus supports researcher's thesis
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Thu April 23, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Elk gets the shaft in Colorado
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Prepare yourself for the great pork shortage. Our magical 'vegetables transformed-to-bacon' animal is being wasted
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Here doggy, doggy, doggy .... Wait a minute, you're no doggy
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Coat-maker Canada Goose signs a pledge to no long use "virgin fur" in their garments, say that from now on they will only use pelts from animals who were filthy sluts that had it coming
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Halt in trading just as commodity prices anticipated to spike causes market panic. Relax, this is the Geek tab, it's Animal Crossing's Stalk Market
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Wed April 22, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Two New York house cats test positive for COVID-19, the first in the US, signaling what could be the end of Caturday as we know it
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Connecticut firefighter wistfully recalls joke about rescuing cats from trees as he changes his pants
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Animal Crossing's Nature Day event is a farce because it teaches kids to look at nature as a business opportunity. Kids should seek to overthrow Tom Nook instead
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to see classic album covers redesigned to include an Animal Crossing character? No? Well here they are anyway
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Mon April 20, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Absence of people noticed by several species of small furry animals. This thread is useless without Picts (video)
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's time to admit Animal Crossing is a dumb, boring game for children
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Sat April 18, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Want to make your Zoom meetings more cute? This animal sanctuary will let you book appearances by goats and llamas
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Weird Animal Butts That Are Sure To Distract You From COVID-19 Crisis
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, this is a great time to walk the empty beaches of Mexico, CRIKEY LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT CROC
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"I need an article about ruining something. Johnson, what kind of copy can you get me?" "Um...I can suck the fun out of Animal crossing and make it a political hit piece..." "BRILLIANT"
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Mittens: "You may or may not be the new regional manager at Hooters" What is your cute distraction up to?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Move over Pizza Rat, Philadelphia has a Pizza Groundhog
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mutant two-faced kid goat that feeds with both mouths leaves Wisconsin farmer stunned...looking for more food (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
News: German zoos are running out of money. Holy George Orwell: they may have to feed some animals to the others
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
As more and more wild animals encroach upon your suburban kingdom, you may want to pay attention to what they sound like as the creep through your backyard
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
There is nothing on this earth cuter than 2,000-pound beluga whales blowing tiny bubbles. Prove me wrong
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
There is nothing on this earth cuter than 2,000-pound beluga whales blowing tiny bubbles. Prove me wrong
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