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Tue July 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
No wonder the US remains so deeply boned
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The EU goes all-in against the virus with a $857bil stimulus deal, tells the UK we don't need your hookers, blow, or Brexit
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Mon July 20, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Which country will emerge King of Coronavirus mountain?
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Sun July 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
600,000
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Wed July 15, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tremendous subsidies on electric-car leases make Renaults free in Germany. France surrenders
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Leaked phone calls reveal Trump hates powerful women
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe for the sake of national security, we should just replace the Oval Office phone with a Fisher Price one
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Sun June 28, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Sure global coronavirus cases have topped 10 million, but this will be a minor number as most of the hardest-hit nations are easing lockdowns too soon
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The many signs that Trump was begging for a Depends diaper at the rally in Tulsa
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Thu June 11, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
You blew it, America. You were not ready to reopen from the coronavirus
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Tue June 09, 2020
(DW)
 
 
 
Why try to compete in the natural gas market, when you can get the President to threaten sanctions instead?
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
US withdrawing troops from Germany. What could possibly go wrong?
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hey everyone, over here...remember me? It's Coronavirus and I'm spreading faster than ever now but don't worry, carry on with whatever it is you're now doing and just forget about me
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We have now entered the final phase of the Trump Era, says some guy unfamiliar with classic fusion/funk band Living Colour
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Sun May 31, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Little child says he didn't want to play with those guys anyway
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Sat May 30, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Woman with PhD in quantum chemistry says thanks, but she'd rather not attend big coronavirus party thrown by failed casino owner/reality show host
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Sat May 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh BTW, Europe outright rejected Cadet Bone Spur's vision of the world this week
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Some German demonstrators have taken to wearing a yellow Star of David to highlight what they see as the stigmatisation they face for refusing to receive a vaccination against the virus, should one become available
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Iran: Fark it. Let's just go full Nazi
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The world has stopped laughing at the US. Now they're looking on in horror. "It's like the Balkans"
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
It took Munich only three years to figure out that Linux is better than Windows
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Russia hacked German government to get at Angela Merkel's buttery males
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Was it over when the Germans prematurely ended their lockdown? Pretty much, ja (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun May 10, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Germany has eased its Coronavirus restrictions. Let's see how that's working... oh scheisse
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump claims the US COVID-19 response is the envy of the world. Laughter so loud, it's showing up on seismometers
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The International Canoe Federation is making plans to ensure it's not stranded up Cancelled Olympic Creek. In other news, there's an International Canoe Federation
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
To restart its economy, Germany's Bavaria planning a tourism busch this month
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Fri May 01, 2020
(DW)
 
 
 
Which country should get the Coronavirus vaccine first?
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Germany eases coronavirus restrictions. Guess what happened next?
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Mon April 27, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Germans must now wear masks in public. Still no word on armbands
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cheerleaders or serial killers, you decide
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The roots of the annual Brexit festival held in Brussels, sponsored by the British government, have faded into obscurity
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Seven of the countries with the best coronavirus responses all have one thing in common
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Tue April 21, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Republicans are going to turn the election into a red vs. blue culture war battle-not over abortion, not over climate change, not over guns, but this time, over death itself. Because death is every authoritarian's last play"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scheisse. Oktoberfest is cancelled
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The most effective leader on Earth may actually be from Middle Earth
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Mon April 20, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sorry China, Germany and France aren't buying what you're trying to sell
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(Time)
 
 
 
Germany finally reveals the pent up enthusiasm they have been saving for the Lockheed F-35 fighter jet
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WHO: U.S. researchers, physicians and public health experts. WHERE: WHO HQ in Geneva. WHY: Transmitted real-time information about COVID-19's discovery and spread in China to Trump Administration officials. WHEN: Late 2019. WHAT...the f*ck
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany begins preparations for invasion of Poland. Wait, I meant they are ready to slowly "open their economy", if you know what I mean
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Denmark has decided to re-open its schools, apparently figuring the horns on the helmets the kids wear will give then enough natural "social distance" to keep them safe
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