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Wed February 24, 2021
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Is there a "sorry I whipped a seditionist mob into a frenzy and then sent them your way with murder on their minds" Hallmark card?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We shouldn't be debating whether schools are safe to reopen. Instead, we should ask whether in-person schooling is essential
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's largest cricket stadium impresses players, confuses Americans through absence of mound and diamond
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
US LGBT identification numbers are out and up. And vice versa too
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Please sanitize your hands after facepalming when you see how WV GOP memorialize half a million dead Americans
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
UK, US to achieve herd immunity in 2021, but not EU, German report says, pointing to low European vaccination numbers as well as the sheer number of Americans and Brits who qualify as heifers and steers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New data reveal all of the areas where Americans live at severe risk of flood damage, and wow. Looks like a whole lot of us are going to be under water soon
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(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
My fellow Americans, the Corporate Surgeon General of the United States of Anybody Handing Out Six Figure Consulting Fees
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Bad News: Covid has killed 500,000 Americans. Good News: Covid has killed the fur industry
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bowser will go to congress and explain why taxing citizens without granting them representation in the legislative body is apparently a bad thing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Lawmakers aren't worried about voting against the Coronavirus relief bill that is supported by nearly 70% of Americans because the checks will go out anyway thanks to Dems and they have 2 years to con voters into giving THEM credit for it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For all your self-taught scientician friends: here's a simple way to visualize herd immunity and why vaccination is almost always a better route to beating a disease
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Vaccines, antibiotics, weight loss and insulin: a look at healthcare in the 20s... The 1920s
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Anyone want to guess if Trump even made a phone call?
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Sun February 21, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As we near the end of Black History Month, let's remember the first time the 32-person crew an E-8C JSTARS battle management/command and control aircraft were all African-Americans, way back on February 19, 2021
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
We eat twice as much chicken, and half as much beef, as we did 50 years ago. This is bad
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Did anyone honestly expect Rep. Shooty McFoodpoisoning to be a Constitutional scholar?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Taxes, duhhh
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Fri February 19, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How Venice Italy dealt with Carnival in the middle of a pandemic. *Duplicate of other approved links posted 1629-1631*
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
The 0.1 percent are now paying one sixth the taxes they paid in 1953
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sen. Zodiac tells Snowflake to suck it up buttercup
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Cancun was not the first time Cruz took the family on an out-of-country vacation during a public crisis
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Every time a crisis arises - Covid, election doubts, Texas power grid - it's harder to fix in America because there's a cultural war to be fought first
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Looks like Republicans have found their latest "tan suit" controversy in Biden canceling a trip to tour Pfizer's vaccine-making plant due to the weather
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Forget Millennial vs. Gen Z, or even Okay Boomer. This is the real enemy
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Because the poors are just going to spend their covid relief checks all at once, the rich will have to pay higher mortgage prices. Thanks a lot, poors
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Thu February 18, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The evolution of revolution, the dereliction of insurrection
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I would think we should be familiar with this by now but 73M Americans prove otherwise: Texas shows that when you cannot govern, you lie. A lot
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Biden administration well on track to easily surpass its goal of 100 million first doses in its first 100 days: 12% of the U.S. population has already been vaccinated for COVID-19, with 55.2 million doses administered
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
We're celebrating decency in the White House now
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Translation: "We gleefully built a skyscraper-sized golem out of armed lunatics to sic on the libs, and now we get to spend the rest of our lives walking on eggshells lest it turn on us"
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You guys...Cancel Culture is so fetch
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1804, the U.S. Navy staged a daring mission to destroy a captured American frigate in the First Barbary War, in bold move that popularized the legendary "Shave and a Haircut, Six Bits" song
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden to introduce bill that will end tax breaks for the unworthy
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz sets up new conspiracy theory about Brian Sicknick. "I mean, the Capitol complex has more surveillance than a casino, and you're telling me we don't have any video evidence of what exactly happened to cause that murder?"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Subby, who has always liked his steaks well done, also always knew that most of you were fakes. Subby also puts A1 Sauce on his well done steaks. Read it and weep, lying posers
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Mon February 15, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
New coronavirus cases and deaths in the US have dipped to their lowest levels in months, still way higher than last April. But it's a start
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Parler.fbi.gov
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Pink and 9-year-old daughter Willow taunt snowbound, jaded and angry Americans with adorableness about sunshine and feels and kids and happiness
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Senators who voted to convict Trump represent 60% of Americans. 15 states with a combined smaller population than California get 30 Senators and California gets 2. The Senate is broken. By 2040, 70% of the country will be represented by 30 Senators
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The number of job openings is back up to pre pandemic levels but no one wants to work around other people anymore
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
In a move that would shock even the likes of Trump, President Biden beats young child in road rage incident
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
I'm not saying they did the right thing, but I do understand their anger and frustration
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Sat February 13, 2021
(The Herald Courier)
 
 
 
What would Jesus download?
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Apparently Americans don't have the lead on paying athletes way too much money for guys playing around with balls. Take a look at footie legend Cristiano Ronaldo's luxury car collection with an incredibly rare £7m Bugatti he just added (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Gina Carano to star in Ben Shapiro produced movie, so she is moving right into foot porn
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
White Evangelicals believe a bunch of made up stories about how a perfect man will save the world from the unseen forces of evil. They also believe in Jesus
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(Best Health Magazine)
 
 
 
Introducing this year's most beige food: millet tots. For when frozen fish sticks are just too colorful
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Thu February 11, 2021
(WSB Radio)
 
 
 
Latest Covid tax relief arrives as a new income tax form
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
FOX News on the stimulus: stop being poor and buy some more money
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Who said it? "If elected leaders will not protect America, the people must do it themselves, even if it requires violent actions." A) Jefferson Davis B) QAnon Shaman C) 3 of 10 Americans
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Norm Eisen is definitely a glass half full type of guy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Pandemic has disproportionately affected people of color living in cities in densely populated states both economically and physically. So, of course the Emergency Rental Assistance Program Congress passed in Dec mostly helps rural whites
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(AP News)
 
 
 
1 in 3 American adults say they are skeptical about the Covid vaccine, cite fear of Government, Pharma, rushed development, and not wanting to know how the HBO Game of Thrones prequel works out
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Americans give you one finger salute; Winston Curchill famed for the two finger one. Now Myanmar gifts the Internet the three finger version
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"I'll take 'Who's suits were donated to homeless shelter so residents can go to job interviews?' for $500"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Popeyes coming for the Filet-O'-Fish, starting Thursday
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Noted virologist Tucker Carlson claims medical experts are lying about how effective the Covid vaccine is
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Everybody panic 36 people who were vaccinated against COVID-19 developed a rare blood disease. In other news COVID-19 still killing an order of magnitude more people every day
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Looks like Jamie Dimon will get to continue acting as an unofficial adviser to the White House on things like fiscal policy and pandemic relief. Thank goodness, I was really worried JPMorgan Chase might be left out in the cold
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Experts warn about risk for states if Covid-19 restrictions are being eased right now. Every red state in the US responds either with "challenge accepted" or "what restrictions?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UAE Mars probe launched 7 months ago prepares to orbit the planet. Sri Lankan and Filipino mechanics hidden on board report it's a little warm, but they're ready
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Working from home can lead to health risks, and we're not just talking about the normal ones associated with day drinking, Cheeto overdoses, and Chronic Embarrassment Syndrome from always forgetting you're pantless on webcam
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
White Evangelical Christians: Stop unfairly persecuting us
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham says the real insurrection is coming from Biden's White House
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans want senators to vote to convict Trump during impeachment trial
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers to argue that telling supporters to 'fight like hell', does mean he actually wanted his telling supporters to 'fight like hell'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Millions of Democrats want Trump permanently banned from government. Fark: So do millions of former Trump voters
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden to the GOP: So now you are suddenly Very Concerned about the deficit after ignoring it for 4 years? Let me guess, this sudden epiphany occurred right around, say, 12:01 PM January 20th?
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Sun February 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
A glimmer of hope in the US: Not only have covid infections started to decline but the percentage of people willing to get the vaccine has increased
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Sen. Cory Booker is here to shut down the GOP's stimulus lies
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP is already revising history with how they and Trump handled the pandemic, here's a preview of how they plan to gaslight the country
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The polar vortex is back
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Today)
 
 
 
Being tall has its advantages. Just ask the Marine who escorted Lady Gaga to the podium to sing at the inauguration
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
So a bored guy buys a million lemons online, then asks the internet to help him figure what to do with them
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The smart money is taking online betting in this year's Superb Owl
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Not gonna be antimaskers that kill us. It's gonna be the creamed-corn-eaters who need their grandkids to show them how to use their phone
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The US Senate passes the budget resolution with VP Harris breaking the tie. She didn't even need to fly in
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When it comes to insurrectionists, the feds appear to be all out of bubble gum
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
An analysis of Superb Owl ads show "Americans love America, animals, and sex. Sometimes all at the same time"
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(The College Post)
 
 
 
Saddleback College will dump Gauchos mascot because "many see the current symbol as denigrating to Latin Americans in general and Mexican-Americans in particular." So, you're saying gauchos don't wear Mexican cowboy hats?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The US is the worst among developed nations for worker benefits. Or best, if you're management
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oh, Qevin
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Wed February 03, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
New study out of the Rick Romero Institute of Labor Research finds that employees are more productive when they don't have to worry about poverty
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Once Hunter's laptop is found and his brother stops dropping Uncle Joe's name like M&Ms, Joe Biden promises his family won't be involved in foreign affairs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans don't have your back, America. Not a single one of the cheap bastards voted to advance the stimulus package that would give most Americans a $1,400 one-time check
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Crazy Rich Asian-Americans
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The turd Reich
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Super Bowl betting expected to be down 37%, due to you know what
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Tue February 02, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
U.S. finally reaches a good milestone in these coronavirus times, now has more people vaccinated than it has confirmed cases
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Not to let the South have all the free labor, New England households benefited from enslaved Native Americans during 1600s
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP: Don't tax the rich. Don't bail out the middle class
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Mon February 01, 2021
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
This take didn't "age poorly" so much as "we all knew it was bullshiat when it was laid". Looking back on 1 year and 400,000+ dead since Tom Cole (R-OK4)'s self-hornblowing op-ed: "Thanks to Congress, America Is Prepared for Coronavirus"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Look out, Sharknado, a Category 5 Covidcane is on the way
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yes, and subby can't believe you haven't been primaried with numbers like that
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Dear Wall Street: Go fark yourselves. Love, the rest of us
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Americans like sports, but heterosexual men especially do." Must not have anything to do with all those balls in play
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ten moderate Senate Republicans led by Susan Collins concerned at the whopping size of Biden's $1.9B stimulus package, propose a compromise bill less than 1/3 of the amount. Fark: including not raising the minimum wage to $15
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson, straight-faced, says AOC a "tool of corporate power pushing a dark fantasy to terrify Americans." Project much?
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
After waiting 52 years, Tommie Smith finally gets his Wheaties
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
US Intelligence warns that Chinese govt is stealing Americans' DNA. Probably to stop them reproducing
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
We are now through the looking glass US citizens, new Gallup Poll says Congress's job approval has improved by 10 points
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The gifts of the Republican Party under Trump are essentially a flaming bag of dog poop as many people are surprised this year they won't be getting a refund
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Blink and you miss it. Corky Lee passes away at 73. He was renowned for capturing the imagery of Americans and providing them with their place in this country's history
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news: 2020 US stimulus checks won't be taxable income. Bad news: they'll still add a new angle to your return
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Thu January 28, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN estimates that 1/3 of all Americans may already have some immunity to covid-19, CNN headlines
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Panera makes a bread bowl glove for holding your iced coffee in the wintertime. Because you knead this
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Could someone please check to see if Jared sold them off to someone?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Zook dies after getting his second Zot. It's a UC Irvine joke
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Your next stimulus check to be lost or somehow delayed may be the first of several
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan continues to uphold his status of Douchebag Extraordinaire
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Deadline Detroit)
 
 
 
Consistent with her personality, Mellissa Carone announced she will be running for a seat in the Michigan House of Representatives... in a district she does not live in, but claims to have a house in. Bonus: the election isn't until 2022
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
400 Capitol riot suspects identified, 135 charged -- and an official says that the list of suspects is "growing by the hour"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
200 million doses incoming
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden reopening the ACA marketplace to ensure Americans have health coverage
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Mon January 25, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Hey, Jon Bon Jovi...Ever think about running for office?" "Hell no"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Late credit card payments are at historically low levels in the US. This too shall pass
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If Biden wants to be president for all Americans, he needs to be more like me, the Republican mayor of Troy, Michigan
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The enemy isn't Republicans, it's liars", says Slate author who's clearly never seen a Venn diagram
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Susan Collins has learned her lesson and *really* really wants to help Americans again. Really
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
This should come as no surprise to anyone, thanks to the Trump administration not knowing what the hell it was doing, the CDC now has no idea how much covid vaccine there is to go around
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen claims Trump has issued secret "pocket pardons" for himself and his family. No word on how long you have to microwave those before they're ready
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It's only been 4 days, yet most Americans are starting to like the fact we don't wake up wondering what fresh hell awaits us today
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Sat January 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news everybody. COVID-19 will only be with us: (A) For one more year, (B) For two more years, or (C) Forever
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Fri January 22, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You'll get your $1400 check sometime in April
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
With zero self-awareness and without any shame at all, Mocsow Mitch slams Biden's executive orders as the president going in the "wrong direction"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The newspaper that said nothing about Trump's non-existent plan to fight COVID-19 now has a problem with Biden's plan not doing enough
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Executive orderpalooza continues
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden already fact checked by Foxnews. Wait, correction. CNN
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Lincoln had the Civil War, Wilson had the pandemic, Roosevelt had the Depression, Kennedy had the height of the Cold War, and Johnson had unprecedented civil and social strife. Biden has (D) all of the above"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Ajit "Bill Gates" Pai decrees that 3 megabits is more than enough for anyone on his way out the door
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Curing cancer is unfair to cancer
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Former presidents Obama, Bush, and Clinton wish new President Joe Biden success in doing what's right for the country
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
While Americans were distracted with their President's inauguration, 3rd tier Spanish team Alcoyano eliminated La Liga leader Real Madrid from the Copa del Rey by 2-1. UltraFark: In added extra time with 10 men
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(Slate)
 
 
 
America, one day into the Biden administration: Wait, Trump? That orange guy with the weird hair and reality show? He was president? Oh, come on. How stupid do you think I am?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The American right is a machine built not for governing but for opposition." Yeah, we know, we just experienced 4 years of their 'governance.' It's their whole shtick
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Slaughter at the FTC
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
It's lupus. Especially if you're a woman, an American Indian, Alaska Native, or Black
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The NY Post breathlessly reports on the Biden Administration's first scandal: Bill Clinton fell asleep during Biden's speech. This is an outrage. Can we, as Americans, really afford this sort of ho-hum politics as usual? What's next? Tan suits?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It turns out that the reason the Trump transition team was refusing to share their vaccine plan was that they didn't have a vaccine plan
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Alternative A)
 
 
 
Where were they radicalized?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
GOP pollster Frank Luntz: So that "middle ground" Biden wants to occupy? Yeah, it doesn't exist anymore. Thanks to Trump it's really more of a chasm, with a river of lava running through the bottom
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(CNN)
 
 
 
1786'd
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump at 42% favorable to 47% unfavorable. No not that Trump. Not that one either. Or that one. Nope. Yes Melania, first First Lady to have an unfavorable rating, Most end with net 50 positive rating
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What America will look like six months from now under a Biden administration...boring. Which is going to be great
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(Politico)
 
 
 
66% of Americans approve of Biden's handling of the Transition. And the thing they approve of most? Just that there IS one
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump admin bailed out anti-vaccine groups during pandemic. It's like someone was deliberately organizing as much chaos as possible in the U.S
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New poll shows that most Americans think Donald Trump will be remembered as a sub-par president, and yes we needed a golf reference in this headline
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Because his administration just can't go quietly into the night while sitting on the toilet, Trump's education commission decides that MLK day is a great time to release a racist report as a counter to the NYT's 1619 project
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Mon January 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, you guys have those cool new covid mutations that might render all of our vaccines obsolete. Why don't you bring them all on over?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The press is getting prepared for something they haven't had in four years, regular White House press conferences grounded in reality
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Half of Americans polled think that other Americans are the greatest threat to America. America
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
A quarter of Americans approve of Trump supporting terrorism
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham thinks Biden's first hundred days in office will make people nostalgic for the Trump presidency, because aggressive social policy is so much worse than watching feral republicans trample each other while spreading plague
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Americans aren't eating enough chocolate
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We've been asking the same question for years, Joe
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Members of the "Party of Personal Responsibility" don't believe their glorious leader has any responsibility for his own actions
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
For the first part of his term, Americans had to pay 10 people to tape documents back together because Trump endlessly destroyed government records
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Biden's day 1 agenda: fix things that Trump broke
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
What is mind boggling is that nearly three out of ten Americans still think he's been doing a good job
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
IRS announces delay in receiving, processing 2020 tax year returns because 27 December tax law changes. What tax law changes, you ask? Weren't you paying attention?
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Fri January 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
For some reason, people don't seem to be spending much money, if only we could have done something about that
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Most Americans wouldn't know what socialism is even if it directly deposited a Social Security check into their FDIC-insured bank accounts
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Let's imagine Trump's presidential liebary
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
2/3s of America knows what the other 1/3 tried to pull off, and they are not happy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Now that the barn door has been left open; the horse inside escaped, captured, and slaughtered for glue; and that glue then sniffed by drug addicts who burned down the barn, Americans are starting to get better at mask wearing and social distancing
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Winning the lottery or getting struck by lightning: which has better odds?
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
You may have sock full of quarter derangement syndrome and not even know it
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
America is tuning out the Corona virus harder than Heroes Season 2
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
$1.9 Trillion in leadership (live NOW)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Petco goes public, dunking on Pets.com and a room full of crickets
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New survey says 4 in 5 believe the US is falling apart, they're ready to embrace sugared gum again
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(Slate)
 
 
 
GOP: "We're tough on terrorists." Democrats: "What about when the terrorists are Republicans?" GOP: "Um, er, BENGHAZI"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
A Christian mother (and blogger) 'shames' women who seek a career other than that of being a domestic servant to their husbands
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Wed January 13, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Billionaire Home Depot founder Ken Langone abandons Trump, pledges to support Joe Biden
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tennessee lawmaker introduces legislation to place, on state capitol grounds, a bust of Dolly Parton, which seems redundant
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck, who looks like he's auditioning to be the the spokesman for KFC's new all-white meat chicken breast, joins possessed marionette Tucker Carlson to claim social media is acting like Germans and Trump supporters are "Jews behind the wall"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Biden caused the Capitol Insurrection. This is what Republicans actually believe
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Tue January 12, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
A week early but the US government is already fulfilling President Biden's pledge to speed up the coronavirus vaccine dispersal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Around 4000 armed Trump supporters have a plan to surround the Capitol, kill Congressmen and prevent Biden from being inaugurated but Biden supporters want people to have health care so both sides are bad
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You mean I have to face the consequences of my traitorous actions? That's tyranny!
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Gorbachev says he expects Biden to extend Cold War arms deal, surprising international arms treaty observers with the fact that he's still around
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The COVID rate so far in 2021: 163 Americans diagnosed with COVID every minute, and 2 Americans dead from it. "The U.S. has not seen a day with fewer than 100,000 new cases in more than two months" and Sunday was the 41st day in a row with 1,000+ fatalities
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Headline: "Enough. There Was No Riot, Insurrection or 'Storming'". Picture just underneath headline: Trump insurrectionists rioting and storming Capitol building [Update: inappropriate, incorrect article actually retracted for being inappropriate, incorrect]
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1935, Amelia Earhart flew from Hawaii to California, an impressive feat matched only by her subsequent discovery of Radium
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes has a cow after Parler gets shut down
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When a riot breaks out and kills Americans, Republicans are pretty good at ferreting out the facts
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
AT&T took a pledge with the FCC not to enforce data caps on their "unlimited" plans during the pandemic. But now that we're down to about 300,000 new cases and 4,000 deaths per day, the pandemic is clearly over, so the caps are back
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Jim Jordan helped kickstart republican terrorism and now is in fear for his political life
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Sun January 10, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Capitol police officer Brian Sicknick was maybe a Trump supporter. Author wants you to be mad that Americans don't know this, instead of being mad that his fellow Trump supporters beat him to death for doing his job and honoring the Constitution
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
No
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The senator who has Gritty as a constituent has decided that maybe it is time to impeach instead of farking around and finding out
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Sat January 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
How many generations will we lose, of soldiers covered in breading, trenches filled with oil, greasy buns littering the floors of the battlefields? When will we learn?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Man trains his goldfish to play soccer. Meanwhile, you can't even train your labradoodle to refrain from peeing onto your favorite carpet
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Balcony Man now hanging around his lawyer's office
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Newsmax is taking this well
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(NPR)
 
 
 
140,000 Americans received pink coal from their employers for Christmas 2020
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Attendees of Confederate Woodstock dismayed that actions have consequences
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Q: Does it matter which COVID-19 vaccine you get? A: No because you're probably not getting one anytime soon anyway
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Creditable effort, but Andy Kim needs gloves. Who knows what sort of diseases traitors carry
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Thu January 07, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Officials also were intent on avoiding any appearance that the federal government was deploying active duty or National Guard troops against (White) Americans"
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
First they made fake chicken, then fake beef, but is the world ready for fake decapod crustaceans
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Most Americans are going to use all that fat, sweet $600 to stimulate the power of their bill paying
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Wed January 06, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Clip their wings
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(Digg)
 
 
 
Jon Ossoff was really into Imagine Dragons back in 2012
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
How President Joe Biden can throw a life preserver to a nation that is drowning in debt
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gen X were the first to say Social Security would go broke before they retired, and now everyone's saying it. But do they get credit? No. But that's cool. Whatever
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Korea is exporting more kimchi than ever during the pandemic. Health-obsessed Americans bought 16 percent of outbound shipments during 2020, behind only Japan (50 percent)
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News host condemns reality's well-known liberal bias
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
As if lung cancer wasn't awful enough already
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rep. Chip Roy drops the fig leaf: as far as the GOP is concerned, no matter HOW anyone votes, Democrats are not allowed to be in charge. He says America is in a "cold civil war" that will become a "Full-scale hot conflict" if Dems win the Senate
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Kelly Loeffler is going to object to the Electoral College certification because of course she is, that senate seat cost hubby a shiat-ton of money and she's not going to give it up easily
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Mon January 04, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Multi-millionaire CEO of Whole Foods suggests people buy food from him in lieu of healthcare since people don't get ill or die from anything other than diet-related reasons
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Listing the fattest states in the US in 2021. You will not be shocked by those at the top
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R) claims Democrats don't know what Americans need. Unlike Republicans who don't care what Americans need
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
To help Americans wash their minds of 2020, Bushmills is offering a free Irish Whiskey to every one of us in 2021
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sorry, we can only do half a dose
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Sun January 03, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Time for your daily "only in America" articles. This time "work anxiety" or the fear of losing one's job if you take any time-off for the rare few Americans that actually have paid time-off
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Asian Americans could decide America's fate in the Georgia senate runoffs
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Sat January 02, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
For people who say Covid is "just like the flu", ask them "what flu"?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
In case you thought Americans were the only idiots when it comes to covid, France steps up to say "Tiens ma bière"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Conservative writer: Dr. Fauci is immoral because he wants to help his fellow man
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Fri January 01, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In today's episode of What Is Trump Thinking: "So if I start a war with Iran, I can declare martial law, have Biden arrested, and become President for life, right?"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Stacey Abrams: Behold, the field in which I grow my Fecks. Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Attention minimum wage earners, if you live in one of these states your hourly pay is going up anywhere between 8¢ to $1.50. Don't go buying that Bentley just yet
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Thu December 31, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rep-elect to miss swearing-in for exactly the reason you guessed
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Shocking news: The Trumpists are catastrophically failing at managing the distribution of the vaccine
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1775, Patriots were defeated at Quebec after poutine proved to be more than a match for Tom Brady's deflated balls
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Yertle doesn't think any American needs an extra $2,000
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Americans that want to halt immigration are about to get their wish
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The US sets a daily coronavirus death record for second-straight day. "Suck it, 2021 - I'm going out like champion pestilence I am," wheezed 2020 in its final daily statement
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News breathlessly reports that lefty Alec Baldwin and wife Hilaria have both changed their names, unlike red-blooded Americans Piyush Jindal, Rafael Cruz, Nimrata Haley, and their dear leader, the brave scion of the Drumpf dynasty
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Senate coup leader Josh Hawley and Walmart get into a Twitter war. Let them fight
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here are the 10 worst things Trump did in 2020 to try and kill America. Yes, very much the short list
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This is what a democratic hoax and "over reacting" looks like
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(Slate)
 
 
 
New Year's is the "best" holiday, claims person who hasn't heard of Festivus
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Operation Warp Speed" goes so well that if the U.S. maintains the current pace, an adequate number of Americans will be vaccinated within ten months. Excuse me, did I say months? I meant years
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
$600 on Tuesday? That seems bizarrely fast, wonder what else might be happening on 5th
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Tue December 29, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Not a suggestion, but if you were thinking of leaving the country anyway, it's a seller's market
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(Axios)
 
 
 
President-elect Joe Biden to call out lame Trump Administration on pace of vaccinations today, lay out his own plan to actually get things rolling
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders can't make Senate Republicans give you $2k, but he can make them stay in D.C. until they do
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Flip and Flop support $2K to stimulate their chances to make you pay later
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's legacy will be causing hundreds of thousands of American deaths
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How Trump's random "Derp, make it $2,000" quip has created a political monster from which there is no escape. Dumbass Trumps Obvious
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Mon December 28, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
If I'm reading this right, Mnuchin and GOP lawmakers convinced Trump to sign the COVID relief bill by fellating him
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump is an amoral sadist
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(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
Mom...These Bagel Bites suck
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Millions of Americans are unemployed and hundreds of thousands of small businesses are now closed across the nation ...but hey the stock market is soaring
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Nesting Americans boosted the economy during the pandemic
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Sun December 27, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's meet 15 former Fox News loyalists who have changed the channel to Newsmax. Oh, you don't want to meet them? Show some empathy. These are Real Americans™
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(Axios)
 
 
 
You better you better you bet WHO doesn't think Coronavirus will be the last pandemic, urges the world to prepare so humanity won't get fooled again and turn the glove into a teenage wasteland
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
FBI probing if Nashville techie guy 'bomber' was paranoid about 5G technology that was being used to spy on Americans
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Someone help this poor guy out as he's asking an impossible question. Why do evangelicals love Trump?
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
So much for living in the real world: Average person today spends 17 hours a day looking at digital devices
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Sat December 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
1 in 1000 Americans have died from COVID-19. If only there were something that could have been done to prevent this from happening
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unless the dotard or congress do the right thing within the next 5 days, 40 million americans could become homeless January 1. Well, they're boned
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Millions of Americans see their jobless benefits expire today as the Golfer In Chief refuses to sign the relief bill for ... reasons
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Oh look, someone at Vox thinks we can get anti-maskers to wear a mask simply by using something called "benevolent conformity". Riiiiiiiiiiiight
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump, with his laserlike focus on the real issues that Americans truly care about, rails against the deepest insult to his entire presidency
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Fri December 25, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Georgia Democrats break fundraising records
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Since when has he ever calmed down and done something quietly? It's almost as if no one in Congress on either side has learned anything about his behavior over the past four years
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Thu December 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Half of Americans in new survey say history will view Trump as a 'failed' president. The other half are humping flags and Putin dolls and taking hand-shrinking drugs
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump doing the work that he does best this Christmas
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It's beginning to look a lot like superspreader Christmas
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
This is how we screw the American people, wait why is a NYT reporter repeating everything I say, crap cheese it boys
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The War on Christmas Trees has begun
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
When you've lost Geraldo
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Wed December 23, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Please. Like Trump has a conscience
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump accused of failing to do his job for planning to not attend Biden's inauguration while seen packing Russian-English dictionary into carryon
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Twas the week before Christmas and all through the country, 803,000 Americans filed jobless claims for the first time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That $40 million for the Kennedy Center that Trump was complaining about as part of COVID relief? Let's take a look from the perspective of one of its biggest supporters back in March
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pfizer to supply another 100 million vaccines to the US. Difficulty: By July
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The truth is that Trump is actually making a good point about a need to increase the stimulus payment to America, simply because the Trump economy is in tatters due to the incompetent Trump COVID response and jobless claims remain at an all-time high
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Won't someone think of those poor yacht owners having to quarantine at sea?
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(Some Strawberry Cow)
 
 
 
"Millions Of Americans Think Chocolate Milk Comes From Brown Cows"
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Tue December 22, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Don't spend your $600 windfall just yet
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Quotes from 2020 that seem legit any year. "If there are a bunch of Americans on that cruise ship, it would probably not be a safe cruise ship,"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Birxit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In a move sure to piss off White people and Italians, Denver renames Columbus Park La Raza Park. Because if you're going to remember Columbus' historical importance to America you should also remember when Americans didn't believe Italians were White
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It is said that on Christmas Day, Earth's target area grew three sizes
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Mon December 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite pleas from the CDC, millions of people are persisting in their plans to kill grandma this week
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
$600 arriving just in time to remind you that you could have had a better Christmas
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
But hey, it's not like their denials of reality resulted in 350k dead Americans by Christmas or anything
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
As it turns out a public health request to not travel has failed to prevent millions of Americans traveling for Christmas. Who could have predicted this?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
You'd think vaccine mandates would be easy peasy lemon squeezy in a pandemic, but you'd be wrong
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
Equal Employment Opportunity Commission: Employers can bar unvaccinated employees from the workplace
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unemployment benefits will be delayed for millions of Americans despite the stimulus deal. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Sun December 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
With the Trump presidency coming to a close, Americans are starting to put Trump in historical perspective...and the conclusions they land on are all over the mat
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Birx: Limit holiday celebrations to your immediate household. Also Birx: Party at my vacay shack, homeboys
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress reaches a deal for a round of $600 stimulus checks for Americans. Because the problem is only half as bad as it was when we got a single $1200 check
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(Eudaimonia)
 
 
 
"Not ALL Americans"
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
This looks shopped. Subby can tell from the pixels and seeing a lot of shops in my time
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Fri December 18, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Pelosi, McConnell to get Covid-19 vaccine, in spite of the fact that the virus is scared of both of them already
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How does Putin benefit from Americans not getting relief checks?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Step 1: Cut a hole in a cart
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
How much does Trump care that thousands of Americans are dying everyday because of the pandemic? He has sent 729 tweets since the election and not a single one mentions the Covid death toll. SAD
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Thu December 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pesky prick plans to get pricked
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
A Nebraska man just identified as a victim of the Pearl Harbor attack and will be buried in his hometown
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Leave it up to Japan to come up with a "pajama suit" that covers your lazy ass when you're working from home on Zoom meetings
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(Inc)
 
 
 
The EEOC has released guidelines for employers related to mandatory Covid vaccinations. Bottom line: you can be fired if you're an anti-science asshole
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(NPR)
 
 
 
David Sackler and Kathe Sackler agree to serve as props for House Oversight Committee members to use in channeling their feigned concern over the Sackler family's role in the opioid crisis
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(MaxNewsToday)
 
 
 
Steve Schmidt puts Li'l Marco on blast for his pearl-clutching over being called a "f*cker"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump eliminates $200 million from California's health care budget because abortion, which is strange considering how many he's personally paid for
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For many Americans, alcohol has been a source of comfort, relaxation, and even happiness during the pandemic. But it's 2020 and of course we can't allow that, so here's how to quit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
YOU LIE ... in an ICU, preferably
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh you sweet summer senators
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Wed December 16, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Relax you're not working from home .... You're living at work 🍺
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump finally gets his revenge on shower heads
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Want true herd immunity? Then convince 85% of the population to take the Covid-19 vaccine
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Tue December 15, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
OMG, he won't stop with the showerhead and toilet stuff, even now
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This year's election saw record numbers of Americans turning out to vote. But 80 million eligible voters still decided not to. Here's a look at who they are. Beyond, you know, simple farmers, people of the land, common clay of the west, etc
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
34 million Americans decide to say "fark it" and stay home this year. Unfortunately, 84.5 million are throwing caution to the wind and plan to spread the pandemic far and wide
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Live event on the future of live events due to COVID-19. I'll go out on a limb and say they're still occurring (10AM ET)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A look ahead at the 2021 Stock Market
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Mon December 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
A large amount of Americans think Trump will be remembered like Reagan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
OK Boomer, guessing that'll happen right after the GOP toasts President Biden
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
"I believe we should abolish the Electoral College and select our president by the winner of the popular vote, same as every other office." -The woman who should have been the 45th president of the USA
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Budweiser wants you to stop drunk shopping on Amazon
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Covid misinformation goes viral in social media's echo chamber-er-er-er
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
SNL may be hit or miss but when they get it right they get it REALLY right, like this "Newsmax Sports" segment about the undefeated NY Jets
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Sun December 13, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
78% of Republican voters think their own vote was counted correctly, 85% think Trump has "hard evidence" of voter fraud. Then the polls get weird. Subby en route to hospital to treat repeated palm and face injuries
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
You boozers have been drinking the wrong liquid to get happy, people who drink 6+ glasses of water daily are happier, more successful
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Regarding Trump, "Americans don't like sore losers", says noted left-wing commie Karl Rove
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Sat December 12, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Majority now say America is worse off than it was 4 years ago because of President Trump. This poll brought to you by new liberal news network, Fox News
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Fri December 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh thank goodness, the Senate passed a funding bill that will keep the government open...for 7 days
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(MSN)
 
 
 
FFS
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Overwhelming majority of Americans want Congress to stop acting like 5-year-olds and pass more stimulus now, tell Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell to stick his liability protections for businesses up his shell
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"When they say the 2020 election was stolen, Trumpists are expressing their view that the nation belongs to them and them alone, whether or not they actually comprise a majority, because they are the only real Americans to begin with"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rice Rice, baby
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Thu December 10, 2020
(Today)
 
 
 
Now shiat just got real with covid
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pompeo is convinced that the only reason people dislike him is because China pays them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Americans turn to five-finger stimulus during pandemic <