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Thu April 22, 2021
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Pfft -- what kind of hair-splitting buzzkills would expect Justice Handmaiden to recuse herself from a Koch dark money case simply because said Kochs spent millions buying her a SCOTUS seat?
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
To be fair, Gym Jordan has never known what he's talking about
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
How do we heal America after the disaster that was Trump?
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Sat April 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP tells MTG to STFU
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Who?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Remember when Hillary Clinton was castigated for calling them "deplorables"? Turns out she was being an optimist
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Satanic Zionists Alan Greenspan and Henry Kissinger who committed a Satanic blood sacrifice of the Romanov Family want America to go to war with Russia because Russia broke its chains and got Jesus back
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris may be the best hope for legal marijuana
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
After the Insurrection
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden: Nice financial system you have there, Vlad. It would be a shame if something happened to it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like the United States is turning into that one crazy aunt you have who collects porcelain cats and dolphins, except we're doing it with vaccine doses
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Put this on pay per view and you could potentially wipe out the national debt
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Wed April 14, 2021
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Biden WH releases detailed state-by-state summaries on how $2.3-trillion infrastructure bill will address failing interdependent parts, like roads, bridges, drinking water, health care, power networks, broadband, schools. How's your state holding up?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
On the Gaslight trail with Tuck yer Carlson. Yeah, that's right, yer Carlson. It's disgusting
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
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Tue April 13, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
How is Biden's bipartisan negotiation strategy going? Well, no one stormed out yelling "NO" yet
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Right now, there is no reason to work with people who did not vote for the American Rescue Plan, despite it being popular with 77% of the American people, including the majority or about half of Republicans"
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Is cheese a religion? Do you use both tubes of the pants on your arms? Do houses have parents? Do you agree that staircases are immodest?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell, pictured here watching an orphanage burn, outraged that Biden wants to expand the Supreme Court
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Simon & Schuster to publish Mike Pence's autobiography. Got any ideas for a title? Let's hear them
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Damn it ... I'm sick and tired of ordinary people being fleeced"
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
The first Americans share DNA with Indigenous Australians, proving once and for all that the Germans were here first
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Mon April 05, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We'll know how important this is by how loud the Rs scream
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell (R) reminds U.S. corporations that although their donations to Republican campaigns and politicians are welcome, their opinions to the GOP's attempts at stifling democracy in America aren't
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders takes issue with President Biden's infrastructure plan, says it doesn't go anywhere near enough down the climate change road
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
According to Fox News, criticizing Matt Gaetz for pedophilia and wanting him held criminally liable is "puritanical"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Pete Buttigieg has to slowly explain to Republicans that people need water to live
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ann Arbor 2: Fark Off Boogaloo
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Sun April 04, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House says all bills should be bipartisan even if the GOP doesn't vote for them because some liked the ideas in the past ... or something
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Sat April 03, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just imagine that tag, but in green, with an L in the second place
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Thu April 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In a move that would have been more helpful a year ago, the FDA authorizes two rapid, at-home COVID-19 tests
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Billionaires shocked, SHOCKED, that liberals, moderates, conservatives all against the rich buying US elections
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Judges coming out
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Mon March 29, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Coronavirus outbreak among workers at Covid-19 vaccine production facility
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
By trying to stop mass shootings, Pat Toomey claims Democrats are attempting to ruin the Senate
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Diamond and Silk question Biden's cognitive abilities. thatsthejoke.jpg
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Thu March 25, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
At this point, Canadians are thinking that Biden should say 'screw Trudeau' and accidently vaccinate all of Canada
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The "Spring Break Joker" is in reality 34-year-old Chicagoan with marital issues, far right beliefs, a Covid truther, and worst of all a Cubs fan
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
What, like from a cannon into the Sun?
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP congressmen who lied about the election will berate tech CEOs for letting them lie about the election
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Time for the infrastructure two-step
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN finds an ethicist who's willing to tell vaccine line jumpers that they're not all terrible people
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Your Fark primer to "all about owning the libs." It comes down to all emotional bark and no policy bite. Sad
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Fri March 19, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Protip: Just say you didn't inhale
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Wed March 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders wants to increase corporate taxes on firms with "excessive CEO pay." Just wait until they start taking a knee in protest and learning nobody else will hire them
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
President Biden endorses a return to the talking filibuster, wants democracy to function again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ummmm, 'Unlikely' tag?
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren goes all in on the filibuster
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The main political divide in the U.S. isn't between liberals and conservatives. It's between liberals and illiberals. And illiberals exist on both sides, as any Bernie Sanders supporter will be glad to tell you
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Freedom fries. New hotness: Freedom phone
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
On today's edition of "You don't say": Officials have identified several controversial pandemic recommendations released during the Trump administration that they say were "not primarily authored" by staff and don't reflect scientific evidence
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi risks heartburn to tell the truth
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Mad Libs, politics edition. _____(first name) Trump's _____(animal) charity suspected of _____(crime)
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Sun March 14, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Don't do that. Don't give me hope
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden's agenda is broadly popular but risky because reasons
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Biden destroyed Reagan's "wisdom"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What happens when you don't have to wait for President Ego to sign the relief checks just so he can see his big pretty signature? They are already hitting bank accounts
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fox declines invitation to attend discussion on henhouse security
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner is writing a book about how he secretly saved America, presumably by killing half a million Americans
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(Salon)
 
 
 
With two trillion dollars about to hit the US economy Republicans lawmakers can't take any credit for it with their constituents. If only there could have been something they could have done
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How we went from "I alone can fix this" to "only together can we defeat the coronavirus." Hint: We elected a president who's sane, non-narcissistic, and who doesn't entertain fantasies of being a fascist dictator
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
President Joe Biden, in prime time speech, takes a moment to take a dig at his predecessor Trump about promises concerning the Covid vaccine
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Thu March 11, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden to America's governors: Vaccinate ALL the people, beginning May 1
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
BREAKING: Biden refuses to sign landmark Covid relief bill tomorrow
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bipartisan (?) bill in the Senate aims to increase oil and gas royalty rates and increase the minimum bid prices for lease of public land to drill on, because you probably SHOULD increase those prices at least once a century, which we haven't
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(Politico)
 
NewsFlash
 
House, Senate, House pass COVID relief bill. Batting cleanup, Joe Biden
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
With no press conferences, Oval Office addresses, or primetime speeches to Congress, the Biden Administration has brought down an iron curtain of secrecy around itself unlike anything we've ever before seen. Alas, for the days of Trump transparency
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Tue March 09, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
What's the Justice Department going to do all day when its concerns are actually things like "justice" and "equality" instead of "running interference for a narcissistic wannabe dictator?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Progressive Democrats say they'll take the win on the Stimulus
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Mike Pence to deliver his first post-VP speech at a gathering of members belonging to a religious anti-LGBTQ hate group
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Mallard Fillmore cancelled. Guess it was not all it's quacked up to be
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Biden to deliver a prime-time address Thursday, marking the one-year anniversary of Trump's coronavirus disaster
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
President Biden hops in his Trans Am, starts his victory lap for his passage of the COVID relief bill
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unlike his former boss, Biden understands bi-partisan dealmaking only works when the other side actually wants to make a deal
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
18 year old Capitol rioter promises judge he will be good if he can go home to mommy and daddy. Oh, and he is sorry for all the mean things he said
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It's not fair," says subby's kindergartener when there's no ice cream, along with man who's still stuck in jail for some reason he doesn't fully comprehend, since all he did was invade Nancy Pelosi's office
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sen. Ron the Johnson: "Historically what's happened is we offer a couple of hundred amendments on the Republican side. I'm coming up with a process that keeps people from tiring out. I'm getting sign ups. I'm laying out a three-shift schedule"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
PMG DeJoy continues his master plan to reduce the US Postal Service to rubble
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
First they came for the duck, but I did not speak up because the duck was stupid
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Neither is subby, for that matter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Thoughts and prayers. Womp womp
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden Administration to members of the middle class who were getting excited about actually getting some help out of the next round of stimulus payments: *yoink*
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
That "if" dwarfs your Twinkie, Ray
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Sun February 28, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump at CPAC: There are no divisions in the Republican party. Also Trump at CPAC: Here is every Republican who voted for my impeachment, vote them out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"In the last few months we've been called clowns, and deplorables, and ignorant rednecks." Hmm,... wonder why?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Accurate as always, Ted Lieu
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
300 charged, 542 files opened, 200,000 tips received: The American people are enthusiastically identifying Trump terrorists and having them arrested. Tag is for the amateur sleuths
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Done, I'm done! Six months later, and my chemo is now finished Subby is hoping that this is truly the end. Gonna be a year before everything gets back to normal
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump may be gone from Washington, but his wholly unqualified judges will continue to wreak havoc on the American people for years to come
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Fri February 26, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's all cool, man. Uncle Joe doesn't care that you used to get high
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Then DO SOMETHING, Fox News employees
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Wed February 24, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If Senators like Manchin, Collins, Murkowski and Romney regularly vote against positions embraced by big majorities of the American people, why do we call them moderates?
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Attention, nazis, Merrick Garland is coming for you
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Belligerent politely asks opponent to make invasion easier
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Sat February 20, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago today, a goof by an airman at NORAD had America thinking war was imminent. UPI and AP teletypes rang 20 bells followed by code word "HATEFULNESS" which was a warning to cease broadcasting immediately except for designated stations
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Fri February 19, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Biden to visit winter clusterfark of Texas, without dropping his family off in Cancun first like a real man would
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Governors bristling at Biden's attempts to help their states
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Why does the media refuse to tell the truth about the GOP?
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Thu February 18, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh, please do it -- if only to give Farkers the gift of endless "that's subpoenas" jokes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans are criticizing Biden's Coronavirus relief proposal by pointing out he's been in office for nearly THIRTY days and has yet to provide an accounting of where the previous administration spent hundreds of billions of dollars they gave them
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Wed February 17, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Blinken reports on how difficult it is to polish a turd
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Biden: "I'm tired of talking about Donald Trump. I don't want to talk about him anymore"
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Creators of game that makes a political commentary claim they are "not trying to make a political commentary"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Defender of president who told more than 30,000 lies when he was in office says "Honest Joe" is a lying liar who lies all the time because, you guessed it, HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump's attorney pocketed coasters and stole them from the Senate Chambers
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(AP News)
 
 
 
So now that the whole planned Capitol riot thing is over there's nothing left to ...... hold up a minute. .. We're investigating that shiat. .. Hey, so are we. .. You too? .. Us, too. .. Make room
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The NRA marks the tragic anniversary of the Parkland terror attack by vowing to make matters worse
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Patch)
 
 
 
Patriot party formed in Wisconsin as Trump voters split from the GOP
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When your local Trumpers start bragging about der Furor not getting convicted, remind them that a majority of Senators DID vote for conviction. Repeat often and loudly, maybe even with robust laughter if that helps
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Sat February 13, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DeJoy's next great "improvement" plan for the US Postal Service that he is ready to troll out: slower and more costly delivery
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Former FBI assistant director calls Capitol riot "a form of terrorism". Subby's afraid that thanks to Republican complicity and denialism it won't be its final form
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Thu February 11, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
President Biden gets tough in first call with China, unlike Trump because of trade, Joe thinks about human rights
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes predicts the Republicans will try to impeach Biden in 2023 in a crazy tit-for-tat once they retake the House in 2022
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Twice-losing Ohio GOP U.S. Senate Candidate goes full Trumpanzee: "2020 election was STOLEN from President Trump"
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
If Trump is being impeached for his speech qt the Jan 6 rally, what's going to happen to the OTHER 12 speakers like Rep Mo "Treason, Mo Problems" Brooks, Half Scoop, I'm Eric, Rita Repulsa and Rep "They see me rollin', Libs be hatin'" Cawthorne?
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Wonder if the GOP's full-throated backing the January 6 insurrection has affected its standing with the American people at all
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
State Republicans are going to keep trying to restrict voting unless the Democrats pass sweeping laws to assert this basic civil right. And that will only happen if they get rid of the filibuster
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Here's the full length, timeline version of The Capitol Siege, presented by the prosecution at the opening of Trump's impeachment trial. Never has the 'Murica tag been so relevant
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Looks like Jamie Dimon will get to continue acting as an unofficial adviser to the White House on things like fiscal policy and pandemic relief. Thank goodness, I was really worried JPMorgan Chase might be left out in the cold
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Mon February 08, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
House managers rebut Trump's legal team's calls to dismiss impeachment case on grounds of a) "potential" evidence, b) "extensive" evidence, c) "overwhelming" evidence
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(Popular Info)
 
 
 
Okay, AT&T and Verizon, it's time to pick a side: OAN and the MyPillow nutbag, or the rest of us. You don't get both
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Come up with a better name for the Asian Carp before its rebranded
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden to the GOP: So now you are suddenly Very Concerned about the deficit after ignoring it for 4 years? Let me guess, this sudden epiphany occurred right around, say, 12:01 PM January 20th?
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sure, why not? Might as well at this point
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden reboots the the Weekly Presidential Address as a call-in show. Which certainly beats the Daily Presidential Rage-Tweet
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(Vox)
 
 
 
OAN's disclaimer prefacing Mike Lindell's election "documentary". They could have just borrowed the disclaimer from "Law & Order" TV episodes
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Fri February 05, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh no. Mike Pompeo is upset that Joe Biden is telling the world America is back. Anyway
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(Seth Abramson)
 
 
 
Things could soon get very interesting for Dollar Store Penguin
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Thu February 04, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Government report reveals that parents are unknowingly exposing babies to heavy metals, leading to headbanging and hearing loss
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those who write on bathroom walls, roll their shiate in tiny balls
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Senate approves the Manchin/Collins amendment to put an income limit on the stimulus checks in a 99-1 vote, but you can put the torches and pitchforks down because it's non-binding and Bernie has the final say
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lou Dobbs' cunning plan for Trump: ignore the trial
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The $1400 two-thousand dollar checks WILL go out. To somebody. Here comes the means testing
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic Rep. reminds coal miners and oil workers that jobs in solar panel factories and assembling windmills pay just as well
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Biden to GOP on executive orders: you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or you gonna bite
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"the 45th President performed admirably in his role, at all times doing what he thought was in the best interests of the American people"
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Croissant Day. What do you like on or in your croissant?
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
He *was* a spy
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The office of Senator Bill Hagerty (R-TN) is serving as a half-way house for more than a dozen former Trump administration staffers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Joe go slow, ease up on the executive actions, you're scaring the delicate Republicans with your boldness
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're going to mess around on a dating app while you're literally on a first date with someone, be sure to wear glasses with non-reflective lenses
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Mon January 25, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell finally agrees to move forward on a power-sharing deal between Senate Democrats and Republicans after he's reassured that minorities' rights will be preserved
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Retired law professor John Eastman says John Eastman speech didn't instigate Capitol Riot and prosecutors should not indict him and as a retired law professor he knows more than prosecutors so they should listen to him, not indict John Eastman
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Moderates kind of vow to 'be a force,' for the most part - OK, at times- under Biden
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
"I HAVE BEEN SILENCED" says man in New York Post cover article
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What six die-hard Trump voters learned from the last four years, besides effective ways to contain bleeding related from leopard bites
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Problem Solvers caucus once again does the hard work of making sure the American people aren't getting the support they need from their government
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Fri January 22, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mark your calendars. First former POTUS to be tried for Incitement of Insurrection the week of February 8th
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Executive orderpalooza continues
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
GOP congressman proposes $1400 stimulus check for . . . wait, that can't be right, there's no mention of eating babies anywhere in there
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And here they are, right on schedule. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the one, the only, playing a limited run for the next four years ... REPUBLICANS PRETENDING TO CARE ABOUT DEFICITS AGAIN. *whistles, applause, stomping feet*
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Curing cancer is unfair to cancer
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Thu January 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The president sat at his desk signing a huge stack of papers, not one of which was blank. It's going to take a while to get used to this
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Biden is subby's 13th POTUS. How about you?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
CTRL-Z
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(HousingWire)
 
 
 
In 2020, Trump made the CFPB accountable to the executive branch. So guess who just got fired
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Wed January 20, 2021
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Let's see how our friends at The Onion are skewering today's Inauguration. Well, looks like someone's getting a call from the Secret Service
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(White House)
 
 
 
Whitehouse.gov has refreshed
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Biden's nominee for secretary of defense, Lloyd Austin promises threat assessment on the evil kooked-up QAnon movement and their threat of domestic terrorism
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After spending 4 years running up the debt like a drunken sailor on shore leave, Republicans suddenly concerned about spending
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Politifact)
 
 
 
On the toilet using his phone is the only communication outlet for the president, according to Trump spokesman
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Sen. Portman thinks it's time to do the hustle on Biden's DHS Secretary nomination
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trump extended his best wishes. He finally pivoted. Subby looks forward to him acting so very Presidential for the rest of his administration
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(CNN)
 
 
 
By gator arming it?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Schumer and McConnell working on a power-sharing agreement because that's exactly what McConnell would do if Republicans had the tie-breaking vote in a 50-50 Senate
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich: Any tension within the Republican Party will rapidly be replaced by anger at left-wing Democrats, so there won't be a Republican War of Northern Aggression
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
What is mind boggling is that nearly three out of ten Americans still think he's been doing a good job
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Alex Azar resigns. I hope this doesn't affect the Covid response that has been flawless so far
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Fri January 15, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You can pry my schadenboner from my cold, dead hands
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
You may have sock full of quarter derangement syndrome and not even know it
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
The US Attorney's Sedition Task Force is focusing on finding those "patriots" who seemed just a tad *too* well-trained
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
I'll never concede
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The 10 Republicans who took a stance today against Trump
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Tue January 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Around 4000 armed Trump supporters have a plan to surround the Capitol, kill Congressmen and prevent Biden from being inaugurated but Biden supporters want people to have health care so both sides are bad
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oddly enough, some small minded people think that the Congresswoman who said "I have constituents outside this building right now and I promised to be their voice," during the riot and and live-tweeted Pelosi's location, should face consequences
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Boo hoo, someone hit me back"
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Mon January 11, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
22 Republican Representatives* issue an open call for Trump's impeachment and removal (*RETIRED)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden announces Burns as his pick for CIA director. Excellent
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Apehanger terrorist who came all the way to DC from Boise Idaho, broke into the Capitol building, sat in Mike Pence's chair and bragged about it now says he 'got caught up in the moment' and he's sorry now
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Sat January 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
A helpful guide to the iconography displayed at Alt-Right Altamont
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Fri January 08, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Strange, he's never changed his mind like this before
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's a growing likelihood that President Biden will have no cabinet in place on the first day of his administration, although that's still a huge improvement over the cabinet we have in place now
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ben Sasse says he'd consider impeaching Trump. Susan Collins reportedly still concerned
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos is trying to get the story out there that she only resigned once Pence made it clear that he wasn't going to move to remove Trump via the 25th Amendment, otherwise she would have stayed to help do that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
At least Trump did one thing unintentionally right. He broke the GOP. Absolutely brilliant
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Melania and Trump's kiddies all laying low since their attempt to burn down democracy on the way out of town failed miserably
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RNC didn't even make it to Noon before cheering "we love you" to Trump for his coup attempt
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(NPR)
 
 
 
After spending most of presidency unraveling environmental protections to open up Alaska's ANWR for oil drilling, the opening bid for leases has resulted in a resounding, "Meh. No thanks. We'll pass, brah" from the oil companies
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Wed January 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Koup Klux Klan supporters have breached the outer perimeters and are just outside the door of the capitol. Fox reporting people are inside the building
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(Axios)
 
 
 
McConnell planning a "weighty" speech to denounce the Sedition Caucus
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence faces ultimate Kobayashi Maru test today
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This Virginia Delegate became a republican in the fifth grade, and today, he has graduated
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(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Clyburn ruins our fun
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rep. Chip Roy drops the fig leaf: as far as the GOP is concerned, no matter HOW anyone votes, Democrats are not allowed to be in charge. He says America is in a "cold civil war" that will become a "Full-scale hot conflict" if Dems win the Senate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump hopes Pence will help him out. "But he's going to have a lot to say about it and you know one thing with him, you're going to get straight shots. He's going to call it straight. Even if it's not straight, he'll make it pretend to be straight"
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Kelly Loeffler is going to object to the Electoral College certification because of course she is, that senate seat cost hubby a shiat-ton of money and she's not going to give it up easily
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R) claims Democrats don't know what Americans need. Unlike Republicans who don't care what Americans need
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Sun January 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Even Dick Cheney is like "Dude, pack it in. You farking lost"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell has lost it ...no not his mind, his control of the Senate with an all-out GOP civil war
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Fri January 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trumped
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Stacey Abrams: Behold, the field in which I grow my Fecks. Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer goes full Shredder on McConnell
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Thu December 31, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden and his advisers sounding the alarm about lack of cooperation from Trump administration regarding transition process
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Yertle doesn't think any American needs an extra $2,000
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here are the 10 worst things Trump did in 2020 to try and kill America. Yes, very much the short list
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden's first 100 days will be quite the challenge
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Tue December 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wait, I forget -- how's that thing go about the correct answer when a headline is framed as a question?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders can't make Senate Republicans give you $2k, but he can make them stay in D.C. until they do
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
It's like lemmings to a pardon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How Trump's random "Derp, make it $2,000" quip has created a political monster from which there is no escape. Dumbass Trumps Obvious
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Mon December 28, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio thinks since he's gotten a Covid-19 vaccine no one else needs one
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Sun December 27, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
This isn't accidental. The cruelty is the point, and always has been the point for the GOP
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Fri December 25, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Nero's fiddle meets Trump's golf clubs
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Since when has he ever calmed down and done something quietly? It's almost as if no one in Congress on either side has learned anything about his behavior over the past four years
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump doing the work that he does best this Christmas
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
This is how we screw the American people, wait why is a NYT reporter repeating everything I say, crap cheese it boys
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
When you've lost Geraldo
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jenna Ellis outraged that integrity is upheld by the Supreme Court
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