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Wed February 01, 2023       Tua Tagovailoa clears concussion protocol he's been in for weeks, looks forward to entering concussion protocol in the near future source: nfl.com   |   share: 20   Tue January 31, 2023       Don't worry, Niners fans. He suffered a torn UCL, but there's a Purdy good chance Brock will be back in time for a full blown QB controversy this summer source: nfl.com   |   share: 64   Thu January 26, 2023       Worst missed call by NFL this week source: brobible.com   |   share: 26   Wed January 25, 2023       AR12 gets his flash cards mixed up, responds to Gronk simply questioning his motivation to win Super Bowls with bizarre word soup about Pfizer and woke culture source: si.com   |   share: 28   (Hurts so good)       You cannot neutralize Jalen Hurts, you can only hope to contain him source: clutchpoints.com   |   share: 24         Officiating crew announced for Super Bowl LVII. Unfortunately, that one guy is going to make a bad call and your team will fail to cover source: espn.com   |   share: 13         Raiders owner seems determined to make a run at Tom Brady, but head coach Josh McDaniels doesn't want him source: larrybrownsports.com   |   share: 25   Tue January 24, 2023       Attempted tripping? Now honestly what is that? Can you win a Nobel Prize for Attempted Chemistry? source: msn.com   |   share: 19         "The one good thing about the Bears not making the NFL playoffs is that no one can get hurt." Thanks, Captain Obvious source: chicago.suntimes.com   |   share: 5         As punishment, Daniel Jones will now have to spend several more years under the dissection of NY's ruthless media source: espn.com   |   share: 19         Ezekiel Elliott willing to accept pay cut to remain in Dallas with hopes they start that Cooper Rush guy instead of Mr. Eye N. Tea source: bleacherreport.com   |   share: 19   Mon January 23, 2023       To elaborate on a play, don't you need a strategy behind it? source: nfl.com   |   share: 19   (SportsChump)       Why the Bills collapse was pre-ordained source: sportschump.net   |   share: 44         Jerry Jones frustrated as Cowboys fall short in playoffs. This is not a repeat from last year, 2018, 2016, 2014, 2009, 2007, 2006, 2003, 1999, 1998, or 1996 source: boston.com   |   share: 60         Football referee does the unthinkable, brandishes a first-ever white card during Sporting Lisbon vs Benfica derby match to praise medical teams who had rushed to the aid of a fan (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 6         The Cowboys prove once again that they are the Cowboys losing to the 49ers and Mr. Irrelevant source: espn.com   |   share: 60   Sun January 22, 2023       The one where the gang transforms Paddy's into a popup Eagles Bar, don't take the courtesy van source: phillyvoice.com   |   share: 14         We go to Buffalo for the next AFC Divisional Playoff game. Can Joe Burrow and the Cincinnati Bengals win and have a rematch with the Chiefs? Or will Josh Allen and the Bills triumph? Kickoff is at 3:00 PM ET on CBS source: espn.com   |   share: 958   Sat January 21, 2023       We have a division rivalry in the NFC Divisional Playoffs. Saquon Barkley or Miles Sanders? Daniel Jones or Jalen Hurts? Will it be the New York Giants or the Philadelphia Eagles? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on FOX source: espn.com   |   share: 593   Fri January 20, 2023       Nepo Nephew thinks he still has a shot at playing in the NFL source: broncoswire.usatoday.com   |   share: 8   Thu January 19, 2023       Tampa Bucs tell assistant D-Line coach Lori Locust to buzz the hell off source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 7         Byron left wich no job source: tampabay.com   |   share: 19   Wed January 18, 2023       From the Maybe Also Have a Backup to the One That Brought Ya, Though. Just in case. Department source: wfaa.com   |   share: 5         No two teams have met more often with a Super Bowl berth on the line than Dallas and SF. Here's the breakdown source: dallasnews.com   |   share: 16         Nancy Drew and the Mystery of the Missing K Balls source: dallasnews.com   |   share: 10         NFL rules analyst Gene Steratore, a 15-year NFL official, thinks more flags need to be thrown during games source: triblive.com   |   share: 26         Jalen Hurts needs to get brawny after admitting there's a bounty on him every week source: thespun.com   |   share: 15   Tue January 17, 2023       But way more than a buck fifty source: sbnation.com   |   share: 6         Bills fans ask, "How much Tony Romo is too much?" source: buffalonews.com   |   share: 18         Who knows what they'll let Brady get away with next. The list is pretty long as it is source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 18         THIS is how you handle an opposing fan heckling you source: nypost.com   |   share: 25         Brady now has some time to think whether it was worth choosing this season over Giselle source: espn.com   |   share: 54         A timeline of the worst year of Tom Brady's life source: espn.com   |   share: 21   Mon January 16, 2023       Tom Brady believes he can drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes source: tampabay.com   |   share: 21         Michael Strahan to receive Hollywood Walk of Fame star for his work in television and as a GAP model source: northjersey.com   |   share: 20         Not news: Football team complains about officiating. News: Complains that it cost them a game. Fark: A game in which they weren't even playing source: freep.com   |   share: 36         Kirk Cousins truly upset he couldn't lead Vikings to 6th Super Bowl loss source: espn.com   |   share: 44         Trevor Lawrence has epic meal after epic win source: nbcsports.com   |   share: 33   Sun January 15, 2023       Joe Burrow wants to be a Bengal his entire career. Really source: espn.com   |   share: 21   Fri January 13, 2023       Ringo among Georgia players declaring for the NFL Draft, hopes to be a Starr in the league source: espn.com   |   share: 16         Hello? Mrs Calloway? This is your son's school. You need to pick him up at the hospital today. Yeah, he couldn't handle our punishment. Thank you source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 94         New England Patriots want to hold the Mayo source: wpri.com   |   share: 28   Thu January 12, 2023       Washington's backup quarterback to transfer due to a case of Penix envy source: cbssports.com   |   share: 12         Ninth circle of NFL hell discovered source: ktar.com   |   share: 13         Former USC star running back Charles White heads off to the gridiron in the sky at age 64 source: espn.com   |   share: 5   Wed January 11, 2023       Guessing the NIL check just cleared source: espn.com   |   share: 7         Bears not ruling out taking a QB at No.1, say that these Lex Grossvan, Wade McClown, and Rich Truebiscuit guys all look like winners source: sportsnaut.com   |   share: 42         NFL and Troy Vincent: There was never any consideration that we would continue the Bills/Bengals game after the Damar Hamlin incident. ESPN: Uh, you're full of $&+ and we have receipts. NFL and Troy Vincent: No comment source: cincinnati.com   |   share: 44   Tue January 10, 2023       Tim Tebow is finally on his way to the Hall of Fame source: si.com   |   share: 21         The final rankings are in and TCU moves up after losing in one of the biggest college blowouts ever. Sounds about right for BCS stuff source: 247sports.com   |   share: 26         1) Retire and get nothing 2) Sit around doing nothing until St. Paddy's Day, get cut, and earn $12 million to do nothing in 2023. 3) QB Colts/new team in 2023 for $29 million guaranteed. Choose 1, My Lord source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 34         They never were source: slate.com   |   share: 33         Jets should cut their losses and cut this POS loose ASAFP source: cbssports.com   |   share: 26   Mon January 09, 2023       Browns defenseless again. This is not so much a repeat as a state of being source: apnews.com   |   share: 5         Cardinals cleaning up entire bird cage source: kjzz.org   |   share: 21         The Detroit Lions went into a frigid Lambeau Field on the last day of the regular season and kept Aaron Rodgers out of the playoffs by completing the season sweep of the Green Bay Packers. You're not taking crazy pills, this actually happened source: freep.com   |   share: 65   Sun January 08, 2023 (Some Guy)       NFL guy in intensive care, but improving. No, not that one source: arrowheadpride.com   |   share: 8         Baalke and the Jacksonville Jaguars do the Dance of Joy, win the AFC South source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 18   Sat January 07, 2023       Mark Davis must be smoking some good shiat, as the Raiders look to sign Brady or Garropolo for next season source: yahoo.com   |   share: 20         Jadeveon Clowney burns his bridges before he's even exited the 2022 Cleveland Browns clown show source: cleveland.com   |   share: 23         Guest to Laura Ingraham: You murder mercy for profit. Laura Ingraham: Cut source: usatoday.com   |   share: 56   Fri January 06, 2023       The Madden Curse strikes again source: pennlive.com   |   share: 11   Thu January 05, 2023       NFl weighing on of two options to deal with the cancellation of the Bills-Bengals game. One is incredibly sensible and the right thing to do, and the other is deeply, profoundly, stupid. So, it's anyone's guess which way they'll go source: msn.com   |   share: 115   Tue January 03, 2023 (Some Guy)       40 years ago today, Tony Dorsett rushed for a 99-yard TD against the Minnesota Vikings source: famousdaily.com   |   share: 22         In a bit of good news, 2020 fundraiser created by Damar Hamlin has received millions of dollars in online donations since his injury source: usatoday.com   |   share: 43         Hamlin's collapse is absolutely an indictment of NFL's commitment to player safety source: cnn.com   |   share: 85   Mon January 02, 2023       Pele to lay down on soccer field one final time source: cnn.com   |   share: 6   Sun January 01, 2023       Victorian England, weird Christmas traditions, women's sports, and the Olympics are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Dec. 22-28: Happy New Year Edition source: fark.com   |   share: 17         Sunday afternoon NFL has the Cardinals against the Falcons, the Dolphins battle the Patriots, the Saints travel to play the Eagles, the 49ers play the Raiders, and it's the Jets vs. the Seahawks, among others. Starting at 1:00 PM ET on CBS/Fox source: espn.com   |   share: 1574         Jim Harbaugh has won one bowl game as head coach of Michigan. Unfortunately, it wasn't this one source: cbssports.com   |   share: 61   Sat December 31, 2022       All bets are off for the Citrus Bowl source: espn.com   |   share: 17         64. 64 quarterbacks this season. Ah ha ha ha source: espn.com   |   share: 11   Fri December 30, 2022       It's a battle of orange teams in the Capital One Orange Bowl as Tennessee and Clemson kickoff at 8:00 PM ET in the first of the New Year's Six games. Who do you have in this one? Game will be on, you guessed it, ESPN source: espn.com   |   share: 88   (Some Stormchaser)       Storm Duck commits to Penn State. No word on what Storm Eagle and Storm Owl are going to do source: on3.com   |   share: 18   Thu December 29, 2022       Thursday Night Football kicks off week 17 of the NFL season with the Cowboys visiting the Titans. Both teams will be trying to keep their hopes of winning their respective divisions alive. Kickoff at 8:15pm ET on Amazon Prime source: espn.com   |   share: 420         NC Tar Heels lose a possession in the Holiday Bowl for *spins the wheel* an illegal jersey switch source: golfdigest.com   |   share: 14         Erling Haaland became the fastest player in EPL history to reach 20 goals in a season, doing it in just 14 games source: bbc.com   |   share: 6   Wed December 28, 2022       Mike "I'm a man, I'm 40, COME AFTER ME" Gundy snaps on reporter after game. This is not a repeat from 2007 source: 247sports.com   |   share: 10       Out in the West Texas town of El Paso 🎶 Three football players were stuck by delay 🎶 The basketball coach showed and he drove them 🎶 Six hundred miles so they could then play.🎶 source: wtae.com   |   share: 9   Tue December 27, 2022       With 2 regular season games left - here are the Week 17 ESPN NFL Power Rankings. Since their topic is so boring which teams on the edge can do something in the playoffs and which playoff locks are one & done? Is that team still ranked too high? source: espn.com   |   share: 73       JJ Watt leaves football as a Cardinal, enters retirement as a Saint source: abc15.com   |   share: 34         The Good: New Mexico State wins a football game. The Bad: It's the most ridiculous bowl game imaginable. The Ugly: The coach wore a hideous serape for the game source: ftw.usatoday.com   |   share: 4   Mon December 26, 2022       Monday Night Football is in Indianapolis for the Chargers and the Colts. Can the Chargers improve their playoff chances? Or will the Colts play the role as spoiler? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN source: espn.com   |   share: 413         The carrion fowl circle as the Jets' latest foolish dream takes its last, hilariously agonizing steps before yet another utter failure. Come, one and all, let us gather to get the boot in before they expire source: espn.com   |   share: 16         Justin Jefferson is this year's NFL MVP mainly because he made Kirk Cousins substantially better than he normally is source: cbssports.com   |   share: 21         Cheer up, Cris Collinsworth, you can still fanboy over Aaron Rodgers source: ftw.usatoday.com   |   share: 28         Apple says Mac is terrible source: cbssports.com   |   share: 8         In a season that has been bad since week one, today Russell Wilson and the Denver Broncos hit an all time low source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 33   Sun December 25, 2022       Amidst the wrapping paper and apple pie there will be two Christmas afternoon NFL games to watch. The Packers leave the frozen North to take on the Dolphins at 1PM ET on FOX, then the Broncos take on the Rams at 4:30 PM on CBS source: espn.com   |   share: 613   Sat December 24, 2022       The EasyPost Hawai'i Bowl is the only bowl game on Christmas Eve. Will it be MTSU or SDSU winning this OMG of a contest? Do you envy these teams playing in Hawai'i? Kickoff is at 8:00 PM ET on ESPN source: espn.com   |   share: 3         Saturday's NFL games include the Falcons at the Ravens, the Bills at the Bears, the Seahawks at the Chiefs, the Texans at the Titans and the Bengals at the Patriots among others. Starting at 1PM ET on CBS/FOX source: espn.com   |   share: 1293   Fri December 23, 2022       Jets' coach suspended for gambling. I'll wager he didn't win source: espn.com   |   share: 19         "Bro, you guys suck" source: thebiglead.com   |   share: 26   Thu December 22, 2022       The only Thursday bowl game is the Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl between Baylor and Air Force. Can Baylor bear down on the Falcons? Or will the Air Force soar to victory over the Bears? Kickoff is at 7:30 PM ET and is on ESPN source: espn.com   |   share: 11       It's Minshew Mania time in Philadelphia but can he measure up to Nick Foles? source: philadelphiaeagles.com   |   share: 14         Fark cancer, Denver Bronco edition. RIP Ronnie Hillman at only 31 source: espn.com   |   share: 10         Winners and losers of college football early signing period. Still losers are the pasty dudes complaining about an 18-year-old not going to a school that they didn't go to either source: cbssports.com   |   share: 11         The NFL Prob Owl committee awards Minnesota long snapper Andrew DePaola overdue recognition source: espn.com   |   share: 4   Wed December 21, 2022       Western Kentucky is looking to top South Alabama. The Jaguars are looking for their first ever bowl victory, and can do that against the Hilltoppers. It's the only bowl game on Wednesday, the R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl, at 9:00 PM ET on ESPN source: espn.com   |   share: 5         Clemson Tigers vs. Tennessee Vols: "So here we are with the most 'orange' Orange Bowl in the game's storied history" source: espn.com   |   share: 10   Tue December 20, 2022       Matthew Stafford out for the season: Yes. Matthew Stafford retiring: No source: thespun.com   |   share: 13         The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com   |   share: 75         Rowdy Beers commits to Florida International. Rowdy Meth, Rowdy Alligators still in the transfer portal source: 247sports.com   |   share: 6         Willie McGinest hasn't hit anyone like this since the late 90s source: tmz.com   |   share: 33         It's the ESPN NFL Week 16 Power Rankings - While the 'experts' dig deep to list their surprises for every team it may not come as a shock to learn that team is still ranked way too high. Happy Holidays source: espn.com   |   share: 86   Mon December 19, 2022       1. No he doesn't. 2. You wouldn't gaf about his death had he not been in the SEC after his hamberder diet caught up to him source: saturdaydownsouth.com   |   share: 23         Hurts hurt source: espn.com   |   share: 21         It's the Rams and Packers for Monday Night Football at Lambeau Field. Can Baker Mayfield have another feel-good story of a game? Or will the Pack win big at home? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN/ABC/ESPN+ source: espn.com   |   share: 645         We now go to the beach for the Myrtle Beach Bowl. Will Marshall take this one? Or will UCONN claw and fight their way to victory? Bowl season continues at 2:30 PM ET on ESPN source: espn.com   |   share: 4         The Steelers should cut Marcus Allen because of dumb penalties, and not because he's 62 years old source: audacy.com   |   share: 11         In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Lions have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 22         Bo Nix-es his NFL plans for a year, knows it's time to return to Oregon source: espn.com   |   share: 15         The Patriots just lost in the Jetsiest way possible source: thebiglead.com   |   share: 99   Sun December 18, 2022       Everyone knows Boston is a great sports town. Well except the Wasabi Bowl source: outkick.com   |   share: 40         Foreign food, hockey, scary critters, and Florida Police Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, December 8-14: Stupid Guinness Records Edition source: fark.com   |   share: 17   Sat December 17, 2022       NCAA grants Oregon's Cam McCormick a ninth year of eligibility. Even Blutarsky thinks that's a bit excessive source: si.com   |   share: 17         The evening set of bowl games start at 5:45 PM ET on ESPN, with Rice and USM in the LendingTree Bowl, then SMU-BYU in the New Mexico Bowl, and finally UNT and BSU in the Frisco Bowl. The bowl season will be amazing source: ncaa.com   |   share: 13         NFL Week 15 Saturday Edition Thread has the Colts at the Vikings at 1pm ET, Ravens at Browns at 4pm, and Dolphins at Bills at 8:15pm ET all on NFL Network source: espn.com   |   share: 1672   Fri December 16, 2022       Steelers wide receiver Diontae Johnson wants Rudolph to guide the team to victory if Pickett can't lead the charge source: espn.com   |   share: 18         Yes. Yes they do source: espn.com   |   share: 8   Thu December 15, 2022       NFL discussing ejecting your team's best pass rusher from the game for gently brushing the helmet of that preening, over-rated QB source: espn.com   |   share: 16   (Umpire fangs)       In its continual concerns with player safety, the NFL reverses a prior decision and won't allow a holder to elevate a teed kickoff ball source: footballzebras.com   |   share: 10         On social media, college football coaches are praising the late Mike Leach for being an offensive innovator. In reality, they're lining up to poach his players like the jackals they are source: thespun.com   |   share: 12         Frustrated stand-up comic moonlights as billboard designer, fails to read the room source: msn.com   |   share: 53   Wed December 14, 2022       Jalen Hurts or Patrick Mahomes for NFL MVP - Anyone else in the running? source: nj.com   |   share: 55         Aaron Rodgers no longer fears death presumably because he's always so close to it given all the choking he does in January source: si.com   |   share: 29   Tue December 13, 2022       Guess which of Tom Brady's touchdown passes was most memorable to him source: tampabay.com   |   share: 16         Coach blames the fans for risky play source: mediaite.com   |   share: 9         Since JJ Watt can't get big wins anymore, he'll have to settle for trying to get big burritos back at Chipotle source: foxnews.com   |   share: 10         This ain't Ohio State no more source: nypost.com   |   share: 5         Siskel & Ebert & Roeper & Romo source: buffalonews.com   |   share: 7         3, 2, 1: After running three times in two games for one yard, Eno gets waived by second team in a month source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 10         RGIII apologizes for using ethnic slur to describe Jalen Hurts during "MNF". Says he meant to say "bug-a-boo", not.......uh....this is awkward source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 51         The Week 15 ESPN NFL Power Rankings are here - see how over 80 contributors fail week after week by ranking that team way too high, even with their own analytics source: espn.com   |   share: 110         Kyler Murray to get a head start on reading next year's playbook source: espn.com   |   share: 28   Mon December 12, 2022       New England travels cross-country to Arizona for Monday Night Football. Can the Patriots leave the desert with a victory? Or will the Cardinals take this one? Mac Jones or Kyler Murray? Blue or white with your red? Kickoff is at 8:15 PNM ET on ESPN source: espn.com   |   share: 436   (Probably a Dolphins Fan)       On this day in 1982, the New England Patriots commence their era of shenanigans in the Snowplow Game source: fanbuzz.com   |   share: 18         Chris Collinsworthless: "Tua had two concussions." Commercial break, after NFL execs got in his ear: "Ummm....maybe.....he really...didn't, or something, I'm not so sure?" source: awfulannouncing.com   |   share: 37         Is it though? (Smirking Thor) source: cnn.com   |   share: 33         Maybe....just maybe the moniker S.O.L. aka Same Old Lions is on the verge of being retired source: freep.com   |   share: 35   Sun December 11, 2022       Jets fans are on Edge after Mike White got speared by Buffalo source: ftw.usatoday.com   |   share: 13         Navy football coach thrown overboard source: espn.com   |   share: 13         NFL Week 14 has the Jets against the Bills, the Texans battle the Cowboys, the Eagles travel to play the Giants, the Chiefs fly in to play the Broncos, and it's the Panthers vs. the Seahawks, among others. Starting at 1:00 PM ET on CBS/Fox source: espn.com   |   share: 1333   Sat December 10, 2022 (Heisman)       So, who do you have winning the Heisman Trophy? Stetson Bennett? Max Durgan? C.J. Stroud? Or Caleb Williams? Tune in to find out who wins it at 8:00 PM ET on ESPN source: heisman.com   |   share: 19         Saints fined $300K, head coach Dennis Allen $100K, and OL Cameron Jordan $50K, for ordering Jordan to fake an injury during "MNF", after NFL sees footage showing Jordan "receiving direction" to go down. Your mom seen smirking source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 31         In their FCS Quarterfinal game, Sacramento State had 738 yards of offense and scored 63 points. Fark: They lost source: espn.com   |   share: 6   Fri December 09, 2022       Hope you like more early morning football because the number of NFL games in Europe is set to double source: si.com   |   share: 45         Knowing they won't be able to release a Superbowl single this year, the Eagles decide to release a Christmas album instead source: espn.com   |   share: 13   Thu December 08, 2022       How bad is Marcus Mariota? He just got benched for a guy who has thrown exactly zero passes in the NFL source: espn.com   |   share: 21   (UniWatch)       XFL unveils latest sh***y uniforms, misspells league owner's name. In other words, very on-brand for the XFL source: uni-watch.com   |   share: 22   Tue December 06, 2022       Patriots want some guy to be man of the year source: wcvb.com   |   share: 10         NFL teams doing homework on how to make convincing runs at minority head coaching candidates while already deciding on Jim Harbaugh prior to interview process source: nfl.com   |   share: 19         Two teams not called the 49ers who could claim Baker Mayfield today source: totalprosports.com   |   share: 24         It's the Week 14 ESPN NFL Power Rankings - Final stretch of the season so the team of monkeys bangs out a list of what every team is #1 in, while once again ranking that team way too high source: espn.com   |   share: 94   Mon December 05, 2022       Monday Night Football features the Saints against Bucs. Andy Dalton vs Tom Brady. Will New Orleans march to victory or will Tampa take control of the NFC South? Starting at 8:15pm ET on ESPN source: espn.com   |   share: 432         Deion Sanders to his new team on the first day of work: "GET THE FARK OUT. ALL OF YOU" source: mediaite.com   |   share: 82         Bill Belichick: "This season isn't going to plan. FARK it" source: espn.com   |   share: 30         Mr. Irrelevant turns out to be anything but source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 33         Jerry Jones wouldn't block Deion Sanders from being an NFL coach source: cbssports.com   |   share: 11   Sun December 04, 2022       The Minneapolis Miracle now has a high school version source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 13         Colorado Buffaloes looking to get back into Prime Time source: espn.com   |   share: 44   Sat December 03, 2022       Today's Slatesplanation: Why the U.S. men's soccer team couldn't get any further in the World Cup than it did. Uh, because they suck? source: slate.com   |   share: 60         There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures and the Dutch source: espn.com   |   share: 35         "I'm not saying Kenny Pickett is the next Joe Montana, but he has a lot of the same intangibles as Montana so yeah, he's the next Montana" source: audacy.com   |   share: 33   Thu December 01, 2022       All glory to the Hypnotoad source: espn.com   |   share: 6         "Like, I didn't get, like, hit in the balls," he said with a laugh source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 9         Kyler Murray responds to comment that Kyler Murray don't care about nobody but Kyler Murray source: espn.com   |   share: 18         Back-up Florida QB has been "suspended indefinitely" from the program, but he's not exactly available anyway as he's just been arrested on child porn charges source: msn.com   |   share: 29   Wed November 30, 2022       The Broncos have a cunning plan to defeat the Ravens this weekend. They've signed Lamar Jackson source: si.com   |   share: 5         Zach Wilson is taking his, errr, leaving your ball and going home source: totalprosports.com   |   share: 42         Broncos-Chiefs flexed out of Sunday Night Football as the beating will be too severe for a national audience source: gazette.com   |   share: 46         ♫And Iran, Iran so far away.♫ source: espn.com   |   share: 10   Tue November 29, 2022       Deshaun Watson ready to play football again, facing his former team, the 1-9-1 Texans source: cleveland.com   |   share: 16         When is acute kidney injury not a cute kidney injury? source: espn.com   |   share: 7         Third team in AFC West believes it can correct Melvin Gordon's terrible ball handling skills source: chiefswire.usatoday.com   |   share: 8         PA lawmakers vote to give 5 million dollars to independent film makers in PA. Plot twist: give all 5 million to M Night Shyamalan source: phillymag.com   |   share: 117         Iran takes a brief break from forcibly preventing its soccer players from speaking with foreigners and threatening them with torture, to hose American soccer players down with whataboutism source: sfgate.com   |   share: 45         AJ Brown got so sick that he lost seven pounds in a single day, and he burst a blood vessel in his eye while vomiting. Or as Texans fans might call it, "Every Sunday" source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 4   Mon November 28, 2022     Tom Brady has 218 game streak of winning when up by a touchdown or more in the final two minutes snapped. Hilarity: By the Cleveland Browns source: cbssports.com   |   share: 14         Hey NFL refs, Seattle's 12th Man is just a slogan, not a valid strategy source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 33         Broncos player getting sick of under-cooked Hungry Man meals every Sunday source: espn.com   |   share: 29         Terrell Owens drops one. This is not a repeat from 1996 to 2010 source: mediaite.com   |   share: 14         Aaron Rodgers left Sunday's game with an oblique injury, as the Packers didn't want to be more specific source: espn.com   |   share: 38         Four Texas A&M players entered the transfer portal over the course of the last week. Seems a bit Fishy to me, err Fisherey? source: msn.com   |   share: 5         Sean McVay takes the hardest hit the Rams doled out this season source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 10   Sun November 27, 2022       Green Bay Packers player suspended for using performance enhancing substances. Stupid tag has pity on the rookie bench warmer who was on the field for a single play in the whole season, sends out Awkward tag instead source: nbc15.com   |   share: 8         Odell Beckham Jr reportedly "coming in and out of consciousness" and has been escorted off a plane. He must have had the fish source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 54         NFL Week 12 has the Bucs against the Browns, the Texans battle the Dolphinss, the Bears travel to play the Jets, the Chargers fly in to play the Cardinals, and it's the Rams vs. the Chiefs, among many others. Starting at 1:00 PM ET on CBS/Fox source: nfl.com   |   share: 909   Sat November 26, 2022       Nebraska finds their next scapegoat for the next 8 years source: espn.com   |   share: 44   Fri November 25, 2022       Whack-A-Cowboy source: si.com   |   share: 10   Thu November 24, 2022       I need cookie recipes. Sure, some of you will post the "open package, stuff in face" but some of you are interesting and not troglodytes so lay them on me source: fark.com   |   share: 72   Wed November 23, 2022       The Texans just now noticed that Davis Mills is the worst quarterback in the NFL, and have benched him for Kyle Allen source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 12         Well THIS is going to make for an awkward coaches room next time they meet: In addition to giving him a new contract paying $9.5M a year, Michigan State paid their head football coach the whole $100k bonus meant for the entire coaching staff source: msn.com   |   share: 17         Cardinals assistant coach fired for scoring a touchdown there source: espn.com   |   share: 21         Was it over when the Germans got bombed at Pearl Harbor? source: espn.com   |   share: 12   Tue November 22, 2022       Week 12 ESPN NFL Power Rankings - Some teams should be thankful that the rankings only go to 32 while others can rely on the usual crack team ranking them way too high source: espn.com   |   share: 48   Mon November 21, 2022 (Some Guy)       On the road, against a team with a winning record, and in crappy weather conditions, the Detroit Lions did something unthinkable for them: They won source: prideofdetroit.com   |   share: 13         Monday Night Football travels to Mexico City where the 49ers meet up with the Cardinals. Jimmy Garoppolo vs Kyler Murray. Who will take the win, will the high altitude slow anyone down? Starting at 8:15pm ET on ESPN source: espn.com   |   share: 574   (Some Guy)       Eagle-eyed viewers note the glaring absence of women in the stands of the World Cup in Qatar. Subby wonders what the precise opposite of the Giggity tag is, rolls with the Fail tag source: unilad.com   |   share: 15       Iran World Cup players decline to sing national anthem. Flock Of Seagulls unavailable for comment source: bbc.com   |   share: 46         Denver Broncos lose possession of RB Melvin Gordon source: espn.com   |   share: 13         The Red Butts have arrived in Mexico, though some were homegrown source: sfchronicle.com   |   share: 1         Patrick Mahomes and "the greatest tight end of all time'' are a combo not seen since Neil Lomax and Roy Green source: espn.com   |   share: 24         Vikings massacred. This is not a repeat from 1002 source: espn.com   |   share: 32         The Texans bombed today in more ways than the usual source: sbnation.com   |   share: 13         What's more disgraceful? Hiring a head coach who has no experience as a coach, losing to the guy who has no experience as a coach or losing to the team that lost to the guy who has no experience as a coach? source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 12   Sun November 20, 2022       Of all the Jets losses, that might have been the Jetsiest source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 22   (Some Guy)       "Look kids, this is a game, you aren't allowed to have any fun" source: thecomeback.com   |   share: 32   Sat November 19, 2022       Sorry ESPN, but it's friggin' cold here, Monty The Moose out front shoulda' tol'ja, AC's onda fritz er somethin' source: usatoday.com   |   share: 12   Fri November 18, 2022       Before you make the Vikings Super Bowl contenders, just remember that they're still the Vikings source: yardbarker.com   |   share: 20   Thu November 17, 2022       Just one college football game for Thursday Night but it is a good one between SMU and (21) Tulane. Can the Mustangs trot into New Orleans and take the win? Or will the Green Wave wash away the Ponies? Kickoff is at 7:30 PM ET on ESPN source: espn.com   |   share: 2         Gonzaga goes outside of the WCC out of curiosity, immediately regrets it source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 16   Wed November 16, 2022       Mean refs cost Philly a chance at perfect season source: inquirer.com   |   share: 39         Aaron Rodgers wants all the grass you have source: espn.com   |   share: 24   Tue November 15, 2022       Ten office buzzwords you're using that annoy all your co-workers. List missing: deliverable, crushing it, teamwork, non-value added, real world, real time, virtual meeting, put a pin in it, existential, holistic, etc. etc. etc source: huffpost.com   |   share: 60         Milfs for Josh Allen source: wkbw.com   |   share: 20         MACtion is on the menu for tonight's college football thread. Can Bowling Green fly past Toledo at the Battle of I-75? Will the Bobcats tear down the Cardinals and secure a spot in Detroit? It's your College football Discussion Thread source: si.com   |   share: 10       What are the odds that JJ Watt would do the right thing? source: ftw.usatoday.com   |   share: 14         The 1972 Dolphins record remains for another year source: espn.com   |   share: 31   Mon November 14, 2022       Monday Night Football sees the Commanders travel to play the Eagles. Can Washington stun the unbeaten Eagles, or will Philadelphia laugh their way to victory? Starting at 8:15pm ET on ESPN source: espn.com   |   share: 745         Justin Jefferson snatches victory from the hands of defeat source: espn.com   |   share: 30         Bill Cowher has noticed qualified coaching candidates aren't given a chance in the NFL source: cbssports.com   |   share: 27         What's more disgraceful? Hiring a head coach who has no experience as a coach or losing to the guy who has no experience as a coach? source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 18   Sun November 13, 2022       NFL Week 10 has the Vikings against the Bills, the Jaguars battle the Chiefs, the Saints travel to play the Steelers, the Cowboys fly in to play the Packers, and it's the Colts vs. the Raiders, among many others. Starting at 1:00 PM ET on CBS/Fox source: nfl.com   |   share: 1965         CSB Sunday Morning: That time being unselfish paid off source: arkansasonline.com   |   share: 58         RPI retains control of sports' ugliest trophy source: timesunion.com   |   share: 8   Fri November 11, 2022       This is your NFL midseason report. Who could win the MVP? The Super Bowl? And so much more source: espn.com   |   share: 27         Marcus Mariota makes a successful pass, while lying on his back. Problem: it was intercepted. Saved his bacon: ruled a penalty because, well, HE WAS LYING ON HIS BACK source: usatoday.com   |   share: 20         Falcons' Jake Matthews woke up in Charlotte and found out his wife was in labor. He could not get a flight back to Atlanta, so he decided to drive. His boy was born at around 3pm, and flew back to Charlotte at 3:30 to play against the Panthers source: sportingnews.com   |   share: 12         Sadly, not news: Former footballers suing over dementia and brain injuries. News: Soccer, not eggball source: bbc.com   |   share: 21   Thu November 10, 2022       Raiders LB Blake Martinez retires from football at 28. Fark: so he can buy and sell Pokémon cards full-time source: espn.com   |   share: 5         The continuation of the initial hearing, the fifth this year, demonstrates the advantages of being a wealthy and famous football player source: espn.com   |   share: 8   (Some Guy)       Is NIL destroying college sports? And if so, isn't that really the point? source: tide1009.com   |   share: 42   Wed November 09, 2022       Farmer Jabez Stone, Heinrich Faust, and Frank Reich all signed away their souls for their dreams source: cbs4indy.com   |   share: 4         Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen lose their shirts source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 27         If the Eagles finish their game against the Commanders with a positive turnover ratio, they will be the first team since the 1958 Colts to open a season with a plus-turnover margin in their first nine games. Then they play the 2022 Colts source: nj.com   |   share: 13   Tue November 08, 2022       Brett Favre diverted at least $2M of Mississippi welfare money into drug companies making ineffective nasal sprays and creams for concussions source: espn.com   |   share: 11         ESPN Week 10 NFL Power Rankings - of course that team is still ranked too high - Whar all the things already?? source: espn.com   |   share: 84         Football player being evaluated for baseball injury. Tag is for how Josh Allen's elbow got bent source: espn.com   |   share: 26   Mon November 07, 2022       Tyreek Hill ecstatic to finally be paired with a good QB source: nfl.com   |   share: 13         We all need somebody to lean on so Stand By Ben tonight when he leaps into the body of a 16-year-old boy and finds himself among a group of outcast teens on the run on the fall finale S1 EP8 of Quantum Leap at 10 PM ET on NBC source: imdb.com   |   share: 19         Packers' Aaron Rodgers after fifth straight loss tries to get to China source: nfl.com   |   share: 14         Tom Brady becomes the first pro athlete in a major sport (football, basketball, baseball, hockey) to hit six figures. Of course, he used to be hitting nine figures, but she put a stop to that source: tampabay.com   |   share: 24         Rookie QB to be handed layup game source: espn.com   |   share: 11         Why is there so much bad football in the NFL? Because Tom Brady is retiring soon, and no one can surpass him source: msn.com   |   share: 43         Josh Allen blames loss to Jets on his QB source: nfl.com   |   share: 23         Justin Fields comes up 3 yards shy of a Kaepernick source: chicago.suntimes.com   |   share: 18         Is the season over for the Green Bay Packers after today's abysmal performance? Well, no... but also yes source: si.com   |   share: 42   Sun November 06, 2022       Good: University of Houston football team scored 63 points. Fark: they lost by 14 points source: cbssports.com   |   share: 22         NFL Week 9 has the Panthers against the Bengals, the Packers battle the Lions, the Raiders travel to play the Jaguars, the Rams fly in to play the Bucs, and it's the Titans vs. the Chiefs, among many others. Starting at 1:00 PM ET on CBS/Fox source: espn.com   |   share: 1338   Fri November 04, 2022       Retired Washington DL Dave Butz who appeared in 2 SB wins and endless FARK headlines dead at 72 source: espn.com   |   share: 16   Thu November 03, 2022       Thursday Night Football kicks off week 9 of the 2022 NFL season with the Eagles visiting the Texans. In what may a first the Phillies are playing the Astros in the World Series at the same time. Football starts @ 8:15pm ET on Amazon Prime source: espn.com   |   share: 465         Some Guy who was really good at punting has died. Maybe they'll bother to find out his real last name now source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 49         Sayin's sayin' Roll Tide source: espn.com   |   share: 10   Wed November 02, 2022 (Some Guy)       Subby was so shocked at how badly the Browns beat the Bengals Monday Night Football that she's only now submitting a link about it source: theathletic.com   |   share: 5   Tue November 01, 2022       Two college football games on tap for tonight as MACtion returns to weekdays. Can the Cardinals survive Kent State or will the the Golden Flashes strike first. Will Buffalo eliminate Ohio or will the Bobcats prevail. It's your College football thread source: athlonsports.com   |   share: 11         ESPN Week 9 NFL Power Rankings - while they discuss hope it's time to get the forks out because some teams are done. Of course that team is still ranked too high, you know which one source: espn.com   |   share: 121         The Bears fire sale on quality defensive talent continues source: espn.com   |   share: 43   Mon October 31, 2022       Titans' Derrick Henry takes a stab at the record for most 200-yard rushing games source: espn.com   |   share: 18         Christian McCaffrety becomes the first player to throw a TD, catch a TD, and rush for a TD in one game since LaDainian Tomlinson did it in 2005 source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 16   Sun October 30, 2022       Sunday Night Football sees the Packers travel to Buffalo to take on the Bills. Will Aaron Rogers lead Green Bay to the win, or will Josh Allen drive the Bills to victory? Game will be broadcast on NBC @ 8:20 PM ET source: espn.com   |   share: 930         When it comes to cheating, the Houston Astros have nothing on this football referee (updated link) source: nj.com   |   share: 31         NFL Week 8 has the Titans against the Texans, the Bears battle the Cowboys, the Cardinals travel to play the Vikings, the Commanders fly to play the Colts, and it's the Giants vs. the Seahawks, among many others. Starting at 1:00 PM ET on CBS/Fox source: espn.com   |   share: 1254         Willis will be what the Houston Texans are talking about this Sunday source: cbssports.com   |   share: 8   Sat October 29, 2022       Keyshawn Johnson: "People are going to start thinking Russell Wilson is a phony." Farkers are way ahead of you, Keyshawn source: yardbarker.com   |   share: 41   Fri October 28, 2022       Dawg gawn. Vince Dooley dead at 90 source: ajc.com   |   share: 13         Tom Brady announces that he's a free agent source: espn.com   |   share: 137         Tom Brady is having his road to Damascus moment source: cnn.com   |   share: 88   Thu October 27, 2022       Bo knows football. And that's why he will never let his grandchildren play it source: ftw.usatoday.com   |   share: 13   Tue October 25, 2022       Articles like this are why Deadspin comments are off source: deadspin.com   |   share: 38         So, which random stats will ESPN pull out of its arse this week? It's your Week 8 Power Rankings source: espn.com   |   share: 66   Mon October 24, 2022       A look at where Lou Holtz has the Volunteers after a 7-0 start. In related news, Lou Holtz is still alive source: volswire.usatoday.com   |   share: 22         Cleveland Browns locker room after the game sounds like fans' living rooms during the game, only with less crying and sounds of drinking source: cleveland.com   |   share: 10         Actually, lots and lots of us do source: espn.com   |   share: 27   Sun October 23, 2022       Sunday Night Football sees the Steelers travel to Miami to take on the Dolphins. Will Tagovailoa triumph in his return or will Trubisky lead his team to victory? Game will be broadcast on NBC @8:20pm ET source: nbcsports.com   |   share: 774         Today is National Tight Ends day. Treat yours right and you might be able to celebrate Wide Receivers Day in 2023 source: nationaltoday.com   |   share: 13         Blocked PAT results in player losing helmet and a crazy on the field ruling source: ftw.usatoday.com   |   share: 9         You had one job, long snapper source: sportingnews.com   |   share: 15   Fri October 21, 2022       Sounds like he wants to go where he can play Moore source: espn.com   |   share: 5         49ers find religion, or at least a Christian source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 30   Thu October 20, 2022       Pro football and Georgia Bulldog legend Charley Trippi dies at age 100, the second Pro Football Hall-of-Famer to reach the big 1-0-0 source: fox43.com   |   share: 8         Buccaneers center Robert Hainsey must be a glutton for punishment source: espn.com   |   share: 7   Wed October 19, 2022       Meet the best cornerback the Seahawks have ever drafted in the fifth round source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 9         Are 70 NIL deals for one athlete too many? source: fox7austin.com   |   share: 7   Tue October 18, 2022       Are you ready for some Black Friday Football? source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 35         Delanie announces retirement, Bonnie and Friends to keep playing source: mercurynews.com   |   share: 5         Hobbs goes to the IR with a broken left hand. Calvin inconsolable source: espn.com   |   share: 7         Chiefs cut 2-year journeyman ahead of Super Bowl LIV rematch. Not mentioned in the article is how you can possibly be a journeyman with only two years in the league source: heavy.com   |   share: 9         The Commies sign Fromm from New York. Who is he is and where is from? Fromm's from New York. Who is he? Fromm. That's what I'm trying to find out source: nj.com   |   share: 8         Week 7 ESPN NFL Power Rankings - This week they claim to discuss what they got wrong, which Fark actually discuss every week. Still, continuing in the tradition of wrong, that team of course is still ranked too high source: espn.com   |   share: 133   (omny.fm)       On Saturday night the role of Heidi was played by the Dallas Stars (audio) source: omny.fm   |   share: 4   Mon October 17, 2022       Cheese Sauce source: espn.com   |   share: 16         Tom Brady: The sun got in my eyes. My cleats slipped. The ball was over inflated. I wrenched my shoulder. My offensive line sucked. IT WASN'T MY FAULT source: cnn.com   |   share: 48         Tampa Bay Buccaneers search for answers after losing to Pittsburgh Steelers. How about "Bucs suck"? source: wfla.com   |   share: 21         The Dolphins might want to sign a few more QBs source: cbssports.com   |   share: 13   Sun October 16, 2022       The Tideth Rolleth Over...eth source: cbssports.com   |   share: 27   Sat October 15, 2022       Celebrating high schoolers learn life lesson: A blocked kick isn't always a dead ball source: pennlive.com   |   share: 31   Fri October 14, 2022       Amazon: Pays $1 billion for rights to Thursday Night NFL Football. Gets snoozer games. Goes 6 quarters without seeing a touchdown. Then, when the touchdown drought finally breaks on a spectacular pass play, points cameras the wrong way and misses it source: insider.com   |   share: 29   Wed October 12, 2022       Former The Ohio State quarterback Art Schlichter arrested on a felony charge. Again source: cleveland.com   |   share: 19   Tue October 11, 2022       Maybe they should just call it the "you looked at the QB the wrong way" penalty, amirite? source: cbssports.com   |   share: 65         Week 6 ESPN NFL Power Rankings - Playoffs?? Playoffs?? source: espn.com   |   share: 76         Monday Night Football shows Thursday Night Football how it's done source: cbssports.com   |   share: 23         Washington Commanders coach Ron Rivera has no regerts about trading for quarterback Carson Wentz source: espn.com   |   share: 14   Mon October 10, 2022       According to Rule 12, Article 8, subsection (j), a defensive player may not approach and then touch Tom Brady if he is in the pocket source: si.com   |   share: 58         In God we Tuck source: baltimoreravens.com   |   share: 9         Kyler Miller dresses as well as Cam Newton and Russell Westbrook. Unfortunately, he plays as well as them now too source: si.com   |   share: 23         Bloody hand unable to stop Daniel Jones, nor a teenage Jessica Alba running around in torn lingerie source: nypost.com   |   share: 2         Don't jinx a guy pitching a no-hitter source: al.com   |   share: 0   (Some Guy)       The only positive news for the Detroit Lions in their shut-out lost against the Patriots is that their safety Saivion Smith has "full motor skills" after a scary neck injury during the game source: prideofdetroit.com   |   share: 10   Sun October 09, 2022       "Maybe It's Time to Rethink Thursday Night Football" source: yahoo.com   |   share: 55         Oklahoma State just broke the onside kick as we know it. As opposed to Oklahoma which just broke football as we know it on Saturday source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 35

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