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Fri July 23, 2021       DeAndre Hopkins ponders retirement rather than partake in the vaccine or hurt his team source: tmz.com   |   share: 18         This article is about Dani Rojas, Dani Rojas, Dani Rojas. Football is life source: cnn.com   |   share: 9   Thu July 22, 2021       Unfortunately, you can only sell your soul to the Devil once, and you already did back in the early '90s source: nfl.com   |   share: 10         Old and busted: 68-team college basketball March Madness. New Hotness (if Mike Leach gets his way): 64-team college football Jan-Sanity source: espn.com   |   share: 12   Wed July 21, 2021       Alex Guerrero, Tom Brady's trainer / snake oil salesman, said he expects Tom to play at least two more years source: bucswire.usatoday.com   |   share: 6   Tue July 20, 2021       Deion Sanders walks out of press conference after being called "Deion". "You don't call Nick Saban 'Nick.' Don't call me Deion. If you call Nick 'Nick', you'll get cussed out on the spot, so don't do that to me. Treat me like Nick" source: usatoday.com   |   share: 54   Mon July 19, 2021       Raiders offense going to space in 2021. If it's a one-way trip, hopefully they'll take Deshaun Watson, Jerry Jones, and Dan Snyder with them source: nfl.com   |   share: 2         Saquon Barkley to receive $10,500,000 in future endorsement money in Bitcoin. He wants all $9,500,000 exclusively in the crypto. What does he advertise to earn $11,500,000, anyway? source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 2         NFL player has his car stolen, asks thieves for his shoes back. Kickers are weird, man source: thefalconswire.usatoday.com   |   share: 12   Thu July 15, 2021       Big 12 officials to crack down on taunting in 2021, including 'Horns Down' gesture; farting in one's general direction presumptively still legal source: espn.com   |   share: 31         Deja vu all over again. It must be close to the start of NFL training camp as the Dak Prescott MVP discussions get in full swing source: espn.com   |   share: 12   Wed July 14, 2021       "Since when does 'all-time' begin in 1982?" source: sports-reference.com   |   share: 12   Tue July 13, 2021       Be fair. Just how many plays occurred at the 2021 ESPY Awards? source: azcentral.com   |   share: 4   Mon July 12, 2021       Current active leader in NFL rushing TDs? QB Cam Newton source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 9   Sun July 11, 2021       XFL planning 2023 return - that's the joke source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: 28   Fri July 09, 2021       Not News: QB gets wristband displayed at Pro Football Hall of Fame. News: He was an emergency QB. Fark: He completed 1-of-9 attempts for 13 yards with two interceptions source: nfl.com   |   share: 5         NFL's 15 best available free agents. Just remember, like freedom, free agents ain't for free source: nj.com   |   share: 5         Woman fired for calling in sick and then appearing on every major media outlet celebrating England's soccer win source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 100   Thu July 08, 2021       Because no one on the field could stop him, God came off the bench to tackle to Dicky Maegle source: khou.com   |   share: 11         Jerry Rice guesses his eye-popping career stats would have doubled if he had played in today's passing-friendly NFL source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 32   Fri July 02, 2021       Reggie Bush wants the NCAA to give him back the Heisman Trophy that they took away from him in 2010 as punishment for receiving money while in college, which the NCAA now says it's okay to do source: cnn.com   |   share: 32   Mon June 28, 2021       NFL's new ad campaign: "Football is Gay". No, really source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 35   Sat June 26, 2021       Ice, ice maybe source: khon2.com   |   share: 57   Wed June 23, 2021       Rick Scott: Oh-oh say can you sing... To the pledge we recite... In our classrooms each day... As we pledge our allegiance... To this country so great... Where the amber grains wave... Where we never shall kneel... That would be so egregious? source: comicsands.com   |   share: 73   Tue June 22, 2021       🎵When the Broncs want a star who'll sub for Amara, that's De'Mornay🎶 source: denverbroncos.com   |   share: 4   Sat June 19, 2021       Really? The Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl? source: espn.com   |   share: 8   Tue June 15, 2021       Someone needs to tell Nick Chubb to blink twice if Cleveland is a hostage situation source: espn.com   |   share: 16         Giving the coach an extension because he is a top ten recruiter was the only logical move because everybody knows that recruiting rankings are more important than team rankings after the games are played source: mlive.com   |   share: 9   Mon June 14, 2021       Bloke that kick, bloke that kick source: al.com   |   share: 6         Eagles sign former 49ers QB. No, not that one. Not that one, either source: nfl.com   |   share: 10   Sat June 12, 2021       Is legendary sportscaster and, um, cosplayer, 80 today? YES source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 12   Fri June 11, 2021       ♪♫ Oh, what a feeling. When we're crawling on the ceiling♪♫ source: boingboing.net   |   share: 3         Kyler Murray, Feb. 2019: "I am firmly committed to becoming an NFL QB" (in announcing he was quitting baseball for good.) Kyler Murray, June 2021: " If I ever had [an MLB] opportunity, for sure, I would definitely go for it" source: nfl.com   |   share: 26   Thu June 10, 2021       Tebow is just the latest example in the grand tradition of NFL training camp sideshows source: espn.com   |   share: 16   Sun June 06, 2021       ♪ ♫ The Titans and Julio down by the schoolyard ♪ ♫ source: espn.com   |   share: 12   Fri June 04, 2021       Coach: let them eat pork. School board: how about no? And how about "you're fired?" source: espn.com   |   share: 43   Thu June 03, 2021       Johnny Football "never took a dollar" before winning Heisman Trophy. Well, I guess his rep is pristine again source: espn.com   |   share: 22         Why? Is he in danger? source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 6         USFL announces plans to declare bankruptcy in fall 2022 source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 25   Wed June 02, 2021       In what seems like a rarity in pro sports anymore, Ben Roethlisberger taking a pay cut was his idea to help the Steelers sign decent talent source: espn.com   |   share: 22   Thu May 27, 2021       "Tim Tebow's comeback is turrible, just turrible" source: foxnews.com   |   share: 28   Mon May 24, 2021       NFL Insider: "I can't find a single coach who understands why Tim Tebow was hired as a TE" source: bleacherreport.com   |   share: 55         If you see this at the beach, do not go into the water. No, we are not talking about a big shark here source: bestlifeonline.com   |   share: 11   Sat May 22, 2021       Old and busted: Star football players skipping senior season of college to prepare for NFL. New hotness: star football player skipping senior season of HIGH SCHOOL to prepare for college source: espn.com   |   share: 14         Can Jameis Winston go from sucking W's against the Saints to putting up W's in the win column for the Saints in 2021? source: si.com   |   share: 18   Fri May 21, 2021       Patrick Mahomes wants to vaccinate footballs source: msn.com   |   share: 14   Thu May 20, 2021       Old and busted: Volunteer firemen. New hotness: Volunteer firegirls source: wearecentralpa.com   |   share: 83         Jaguars officially sign Tim Tebow. ESPN explodes with delight source: nfl.com   |   share: 67   Tue May 18, 2021       Joe Burrow on track to start week 1 for the Bengals. He is also slated for IR starting week 2 due to the team not addressing the offensive line issues that left him injured last year source: espn.com   |   share: 15   Sat May 15, 2021       With the rate injuries are piling up, Denver Broncos will be forfeiting the 2021 NFL season source: espn.com   |   share: 13   Thu May 13, 2021       Tim Tebow preparing for NFL comeback by getting jacked and... fighting human trafficking source: thebiglead.com   |   share: 23         Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix is trying out for the Texans, and that's no laughing matter source: msn.com   |   share: 8         We talkin' about practice. Not a game, not a, not a, not the game that I go out there and die for, and play every game like it's my last. Not the game. We talkin' bout practice, man source: espn.com   |   share: 9         Not news: Target stops selling Pokémon cards. Fark: Because they fear for the safety of their employees source: theverge.com   |   share: 22   Wed May 12, 2021 (Some Guy)       Packers add 2 QBs to roster. Subtext: "Aaron, you're under contract and if you want to hold out, we're calling your bluff" source: lombardiave.com   |   share: 44         Former Hawai'i star Colt Brennan dead at age 37 after being in rehab for quite some time source: espn.com   |   share: 14   Tue May 11, 2021       Poor Tom Brady, says he's "fearful" of life after football. I don't know, maybe he can drown his sorrows in his millions of dollars and supermodel wife source: nypost.com   |   share: 20         Dez Bryant responds to news of Tim Tebow signing and still doesn't understand everyone prefers to work with people who aren't squalling tantrum babies source: msn.com   |   share: 61         If you were looking at the Houston Texans, and asking yourself "What the hell are the Houston Texans doing?" Don't worry. NFL executives are now asking the same thing source: si.com   |   share: 20   Mon May 10, 2021       This is a sign source: cbssports.com   |   share: 34         Seahawks wide receiver DK Metcalf fails to qualify for Olympics, only hitting 10.36s in the 100m trials. Also: He's 6'4" and 235lbs source: cnn.com   |   share: 72   Thu May 06, 2021       Detroit Lions expected to carry on without Kerryon source: espn.com   |   share: 13   Wed May 05, 2021       TE decides to retire instead of play for the Lions. Not a repeat from 2019 source: freep.com   |   share: 5         Too early for an NFL Power rankings story? What? Are you nuts? Football season is just FOUR months away source: usatoday.com   |   share: 2   Mon May 03, 2021       Well if you can't beat 'em, join 'em source: espn.com   |   share: 3   Sun May 02, 2021 (Some Guy)       So, wondering how your NFL team did in the draft? Here are the report cards source: pff.com   |   share: 30   Thu April 29, 2021       It might be Tebow time in the NFL soon source: espn.com   |   share: 36         Ravens QB Lamar Jackson pays man who couldn't ID him $100. Maybe Subby will misidentify athletes in hopes he strikes it rich source: espn.com   |   share: 5   Tue April 27, 2021       So, how's that decision to draft Aaron Rogers' replacement last year working out Green Bay Packers? source: nypost.com   |   share: 36   Mon April 26, 2021       Dallas Cowboys LB Sean Lee announces his retirement after 11 seasons, pulls hamstring on his way to the podium source: kxan.com   |   share: 6         I would like to convert my entire salary into Bitcoins please source: espn.com   |   share: 20   Sat April 24, 2021       So there's a record for catching a football dropped from height source: brobible.com   |   share: 18         Mongo just pawn of ALS source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 19   Fri April 23, 2021       Busted Steelers player handcuffed during traffic stop source: fox8.com   |   share: 16   Thu April 22, 2021       Tom Brady rips the new NFL jersey number rule, probably because he wants fewer TB12's source: espn.com   |   share: 43   Wed April 21, 2021       ESPN host and Cowboys fan Marcus Spears asks God to intervene in the Cowboys draft. No he's doesn't mean Jerry Jones source: msn.com   |   share: 7   Tue April 20, 2021       This week in unintended consequences: teaching children about groups of people using generic language ends up teaching them stereotypes source: digest.bps.org.uk   |   share: 9   Sun April 18, 2021       ESPN dares to ask if Zach Wilson can uphold the Jets' elite QB legacy of Sam Darnold, Josh McNown, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Geno Smith, and Mark Sanchez source: espn.com   |   share: 18         Colts re-sign Carrie. They're all gonna laugh at him source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 4   Sat April 17, 2021       Self-proclaimed "living legend" pass rusher signs with the Texans. This is not to be confused with the actual living legend the Texans had but ran out of town source: si.com   |   share: 13   Thu April 15, 2021       It's starting to look like the United States is turning into that one crazy aunt you have who collects porcelain cats and dolphins, except we're doing it with vaccine doses source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 75   Sun April 11, 2021       From the "Better Late Than Never" file: NFL quietly admits they blew the gamechanging blindside block call in the Bills/Texans game . . . two years ago source: larrybrownsports.com   |   share: 5   Fri April 09, 2021 (Some Guy)       A rolling Washington Football Team gathers no [Thaddeus] Moss source: thevikingage.com   |   share: 3   Wed April 07, 2021       'Deep Thoughts' by Josh Allen source: nfl.com   |   share: 12   Tue April 06, 2021       Building further confidence in young Drew Lock, Broncos pursued Darnold source: bleacherreport.com   |   share: 12         "If the NFL can pull off this type of event, the date is expected to be Tuesday, July 27" source: cbssports.com   |   share: 5   Mon April 05, 2021       Bears propose rule change based on a game they won source: nbcsports.com   |   share: 25   Thu April 01, 2021       Chiefs propose new NFL rule giving more flexibility on jersey numbers. Why? So maybe college players can keep their old numbers OR because the Chiefs have retired so many numbers they're running out source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 33         The last time Macedonia won this big it was some guy named Alexander defeating the Persian Empire source: bbc.com   |   share: 2   Wed March 31, 2021       Blackjack source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 12         "Really folks, it is just one stinking shoe" source: espn.com   |   share: 9   Tue March 30, 2021       "We've got a guy in here we know we can win with, a guy that our players love, that we love," which is why we are "likely pissing him off" and trying to replace him source: mercurynews.com   |   share: 3         College football coach believes his former quarterback will be successful at the next level source: espn.com   |   share: 16   Mon March 29, 2021       Trevor Lawrence will not be going to Cleveland. Baker Mayfield relieved source: bleacherreport.com   |   share: 5         Peter King breaks down the 26 minutes on Friday that threw a major changeup into the 2021 NFL Draft right before you went to the gym source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 7         Tom Brady still celebrates 3/28 Day source: boston.cbslocal.com   |   share: 6         "Shiat dumb... as hell" source: espn.com   |   share: 13   (Some Developper)       Bills' Isaiah McKenzie gets paid in candy by Bills Mafia member. Hopes to convert them to lollipops, takes them to the sorceress' hut, and get a better sword source: newyorkupstate.com   |   share: 4   Sun March 28, 2021       JJ Watt: "I want to play for the Cardinals because I think they can be a contender." Larry Fitzgerald: "Yeah, about that" source: 247sports.com   |   share: 22   Fri March 26, 2021       Just in case you thought the Bucs might not be the favorites for next years Super Bowl: they are returning ALL 22 of their offensive and defensive starters source: espn.com   |   share: 24         The Rams are ALL IN I say. ALL IN for a lot of WTF? First it was Matthew Stafford, now Desean Jackson for $4.5 million source: nbcsports.com   |   share: 12         Even Al Bundy couldn't save this football team, as their only game this season ended in a 64-0 loss, and shame, and maybe COVID source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: 9   Thu March 25, 2021       You're killing me, Larry source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 16         Ok team, we are going to run the Rabbi Formation. Schmuck will set up wide by the sideline. Hooknose will run to the right. Go Auschwitz source: nytimes.com   |   share: 10

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