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Fri July 23, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
DeAndre Hopkins ponders retirement rather than partake in the vaccine or hurt his team
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This article is about Dani Rojas, Dani Rojas, Dani Rojas. Football is life
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Thu July 22, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, you can only sell your soul to the Devil once, and you already did back in the early '90s
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: 68-team college basketball March Madness. New Hotness (if Mike Leach gets his way): 64-team college football Jan-Sanity
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Wed July 21, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Alex Guerrero, Tom Brady's trainer / snake oil salesman, said he expects Tom to play at least two more years
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Tue July 20, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Deion Sanders walks out of press conference after being called "Deion". "You don't call Nick Saban 'Nick.' Don't call me Deion. If you call Nick 'Nick', you'll get cussed out on the spot, so don't do that to me. Treat me like Nick"
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Mon July 19, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Raiders offense going to space in 2021. If it's a one-way trip, hopefully they'll take Deshaun Watson, Jerry Jones, and Dan Snyder with them
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Saquon Barkley to receive $10,500,000 in future endorsement money in Bitcoin. He wants all $9,500,000 exclusively in the crypto. What does he advertise to earn $11,500,000, anyway?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
NFL player has his car stolen, asks thieves for his shoes back. Kickers are weird, man
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Thu July 15, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Big 12 officials to crack down on taunting in 2021, including 'Horns Down' gesture; farting in one's general direction presumptively still legal
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Deja vu all over again. It must be close to the start of NFL training camp as the Dak Prescott MVP discussions get in full swing
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Sports Reference)
 
 
 
"Since when does 'all-time' begin in 1982?"
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Tue July 13, 2021
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Be fair. Just how many plays occurred at the 2021 ESPY Awards?
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Current active leader in NFL rushing TDs? QB Cam Newton
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Sun July 11, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
XFL planning 2023 return - that's the joke
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Fri July 09, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Not News: QB gets wristband displayed at Pro Football Hall of Fame. News: He was an emergency QB. Fark: He completed 1-of-9 attempts for 13 yards with two interceptions
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NFL's 15 best available free agents. Just remember, like freedom, free agents ain't for free
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman fired for calling in sick and then appearing on every major media outlet celebrating England's soccer win
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Thu July 08, 2021
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Because no one on the field could stop him, God came off the bench to tackle to Dicky Maegle
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Jerry Rice guesses his eye-popping career stats would have doubled if he had played in today's passing-friendly NFL
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Fri July 02, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush wants the NCAA to give him back the Heisman Trophy that they took away from him in 2010 as punishment for receiving money while in college, which the NCAA now says it's okay to do
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL's new ad campaign: "Football is Gay". No, really
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Sat June 26, 2021
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Ice, ice maybe
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Wed June 23, 2021
(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Rick Scott: Oh-oh say can you sing... To the pledge we recite... In our classrooms each day... As we pledge our allegiance... To this country so great... Where the amber grains wave... Where we never shall kneel... That would be so egregious?
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Tue June 22, 2021
(Denver Broncos)
 
 
 
🎵When the Broncs want a star who'll sub for Amara, that's De'Mornay🎶
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Sat June 19, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Really? The Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl?
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Tue June 15, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Someone needs to tell Nick Chubb to blink twice if Cleveland is a hostage situation
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Giving the coach an extension because he is a top ten recruiter was the only logical move because everybody knows that recruiting rankings are more important than team rankings after the games are played
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Mon June 14, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Bloke that kick, bloke that kick
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Eagles sign former 49ers QB. No, not that one. Not that one, either
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Is legendary sportscaster and, um, cosplayer, 80 today? YES
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
♪♫ Oh, what a feeling. When we're crawling on the ceiling♪♫
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Kyler Murray, Feb. 2019: "I am firmly committed to becoming an NFL QB" (in announcing he was quitting baseball for good.) Kyler Murray, June 2021: " If I ever had [an MLB] opportunity, for sure, I would definitely go for it"
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Thu June 10, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tebow is just the latest example in the grand tradition of NFL training camp sideshows
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Sun June 06, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
♪ ♫ The Titans and Julio down by the schoolyard ♪ ♫
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Fri June 04, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Coach: let them eat pork. School board: how about no? And how about "you're fired?"
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Thu June 03, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Johnny Football "never took a dollar" before winning Heisman Trophy. Well, I guess his rep is pristine again
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Why? Is he in danger?
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
USFL announces plans to declare bankruptcy in fall 2022
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Wed June 02, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In what seems like a rarity in pro sports anymore, Ben Roethlisberger taking a pay cut was his idea to help the Steelers sign decent talent
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Thu May 27, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Tim Tebow's comeback is turrible, just turrible"
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Mon May 24, 2021
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NFL Insider: "I can't find a single coach who understands why Tim Tebow was hired as a TE"
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(BestLife)
 
 
 
If you see this at the beach, do not go into the water. No, we are not talking about a big shark here
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Sat May 22, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Star football players skipping senior season of college to prepare for NFL. New hotness: star football player skipping senior season of HIGH SCHOOL to prepare for college
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Can Jameis Winston go from sucking W's against the Saints to putting up W's in the win column for the Saints in 2021?
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Fri May 21, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes wants to vaccinate footballs
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Thu May 20, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Volunteer firemen. New hotness: Volunteer firegirls
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Jaguars officially sign Tim Tebow. ESPN explodes with delight
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Tue May 18, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joe Burrow on track to start week 1 for the Bengals. He is also slated for IR starting week 2 due to the team not addressing the offensive line issues that left him injured last year
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Sat May 15, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With the rate injuries are piling up, Denver Broncos will be forfeiting the 2021 NFL season
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Thu May 13, 2021
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow preparing for NFL comeback by getting jacked and... fighting human trafficking
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix is trying out for the Texans, and that's no laughing matter
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We talkin' about practice. Not a game, not a, not a, not the game that I go out there and die for, and play every game like it's my last. Not the game. We talkin' bout practice, man
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Not news: Target stops selling Pokémon cards. Fark: Because they fear for the safety of their employees
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Packers add 2 QBs to roster. Subtext: "Aaron, you're under contract and if you want to hold out, we're calling your bluff"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Hawai'i star Colt Brennan dead at age 37 after being in rehab for quite some time
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Tue May 11, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Poor Tom Brady, says he's "fearful" of life after football. I don't know, maybe he can drown his sorrows in his millions of dollars and supermodel wife
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dez Bryant responds to news of Tim Tebow signing and still doesn't understand everyone prefers to work with people who aren't squalling tantrum babies
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
If you were looking at the Houston Texans, and asking yourself "What the hell are the Houston Texans doing?" Don't worry. NFL executives are now asking the same thing
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Mon May 10, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
This is a sign
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seahawks wide receiver DK Metcalf fails to qualify for Olympics, only hitting 10.36s in the 100m trials. Also: He's 6'4" and 235lbs
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Thu May 06, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions expected to carry on without Kerryon
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
TE decides to retire instead of play for the Lions. Not a repeat from 2019
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Too early for an NFL Power rankings story? What? Are you nuts? Football season is just FOUR months away
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Mon May 03, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well if you can't beat 'em, join 'em
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So, wondering how your NFL team did in the draft? Here are the report cards
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Thu April 29, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It might be Tebow time in the NFL soon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ravens QB Lamar Jackson pays man who couldn't ID him $100. Maybe Subby will misidentify athletes in hopes he strikes it rich
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Tue April 27, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, how's that decision to draft Aaron Rogers' replacement last year working out Green Bay Packers?
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys LB Sean Lee announces his retirement after 11 seasons, pulls hamstring on his way to the podium
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
I would like to convert my entire salary into Bitcoins please
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Sat April 24, 2021
(BroBible)
 
 
 
So there's a record for catching a football dropped from height
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mongo just pawn of ALS
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Busted Steelers player handcuffed during traffic stop
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Thu April 22, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady rips the new NFL jersey number rule, probably because he wants fewer TB12's
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Wed April 21, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
ESPN host and Cowboys fan Marcus Spears asks God to intervene in the Cowboys draft. No he's doesn't mean Jerry Jones
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Tue April 20, 2021
(British Psychological Society)
 
 
 
This week in unintended consequences: teaching children about groups of people using generic language ends up teaching them stereotypes
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Sun April 18, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN dares to ask if Zach Wilson can uphold the Jets' elite QB legacy of Sam Darnold, Josh McNown, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Geno Smith, and Mark Sanchez
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Colts re-sign Carrie. They're all gonna laugh at him
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Self-proclaimed "living legend" pass rusher signs with the Texans. This is not to be confused with the actual living legend the Texans had but ran out of town
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like the United States is turning into that one crazy aunt you have who collects porcelain cats and dolphins, except we're doing it with vaccine doses
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
From the "Better Late Than Never" file: NFL quietly admits they blew the gamechanging blindside block call in the Bills/Texans game . . . two years ago
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A rolling Washington Football Team gathers no [Thaddeus] Moss
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Wed April 07, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
'Deep Thoughts' by Josh Allen
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Building further confidence in young Drew Lock, Broncos pursued Darnold
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
"If the NFL can pull off this type of event, the date is expected to be Tuesday, July 27"
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Mon April 05, 2021
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Bears propose rule change based on a game they won
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chiefs propose new NFL rule giving more flexibility on jersey numbers. Why? So maybe college players can keep their old numbers OR because the Chiefs have retired so many numbers they're running out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The last time Macedonia won this big it was some guy named Alexander defeating the Persian Empire
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Blackjack
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Really folks, it is just one stinking shoe"
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
"We've got a guy in here we know we can win with, a guy that our players love, that we love," which is why we are "likely pissing him off" and trying to replace him
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
College football coach believes his former quarterback will be successful at the next level
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Trevor Lawrence will not be going to Cleveland. Baker Mayfield relieved
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Peter King breaks down the 26 minutes on Friday that threw a major changeup into the 2021 NFL Draft right before you went to the gym
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Tom Brady still celebrates 3/28 Day
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Shiat dumb... as hell"
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(Some Developper)
 
 
 
Bills' Isaiah McKenzie gets paid in candy by Bills Mafia member. Hopes to convert them to lollipops, takes them to the sorceress' hut, and get a better sword
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Sun March 28, 2021
(247 Sports)
 
 
 
JJ Watt: "I want to play for the Cardinals because I think they can be a contender." Larry Fitzgerald: "Yeah, about that"
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Fri March 26, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just in case you thought the Bucs might not be the favorites for next years Super Bowl: they are returning ALL 22 of their offensive and defensive starters
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The Rams are ALL IN I say. ALL IN for a lot of WTF? First it was Matthew Stafford, now Desean Jackson for $4.5 million
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Even Al Bundy couldn't save this football team, as their only game this season ended in a 64-0 loss, and shame, and maybe COVID
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're killing me, Larry
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ok team, we are going to run the Rabbi Formation. Schmuck will set up wide by the sideline. Hooknose will run to the right. Go Auschwitz
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