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Mon July 06, 2020
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Refusing to share a public power outlet? That's a stabbin'. Also, Denver apparently has public power outlets
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are the Dodsons truly responsible for the murder of their son? What is Sister Alice's connection to the family? Will Mason and Drake work together to solve Gannon's murder? Will Della unravel another mystery? Perry Mason, 9 PM ET on HBO
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Fri July 03, 2020
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
8-year-old Nolan Davis organizes "Children's Black Lives Matter" where 100s of kids, parents marched through Kirkwood, MO, more successful than Children's Crusade of 1212
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
🎵 Karen's got a gun. The whole world's come undone 🎵
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ever been to an Indian wedding? They're incredibly fun and massive three-day parties, until the groom dies on day two from Covid-19
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Wed July 01, 2020
(KARK)
 
 
 
If you're close enough to brawl you really can't complain about people next to you at the bar not keeping their social distance. Bonus: it's not news, it's kark.com
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Wide Open Spaces)
 
 
 
Man vs. Giant Rock. Who will win?
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Mon June 29, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Jacksonville delivers shooting to Amazon
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Rescue dog hugs reporter into submission, adoption. Little whirling dust devils seen dancing with squee, er, glee
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Detroit cops in an SUV floor it into a crowd of protesters
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"If it's contact tracing and lose a guy for 14 days, I don't know how we're going to have a football season"
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Sat June 27, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK puppy believed stuck in rabbit hole for two weeks doesn't care, comes home for Caturday
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Fri June 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rapper Huey killed in double shooting. Dewey, Louie vow to solve the mystery, or rewrite history
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Thu June 25, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oops, there's more Premier League today and a thread isn't live. Burnley v Watford and Southampton v Arsenal right now, Chelsea hosts Man City later with Liverpool watching and hoping to lock the title up
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Babby Batnana
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
"The perfect job doesn't exis...OMG, YES IT DOES"
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Tue June 23, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mixer to be remixed by Facebook. Dozens of streamers to be impacted
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Fri June 19, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Oh noes KarSnek halp
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you want to get rid of Confederate statues? Congratulations. You agree with Robert E. Lee. How do you feel about that, libfederate?
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man with facial tattoo of a machete arrested. For attacking somebody with a machete
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Wed June 17, 2020
(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Black Sheriff says shooting of Rayshod Brooks was justified. I know what you're thinking, and while it may have worked on Blazing Saddles, it most certainly isn't working here
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner finds out the hard way that selling T-shirts with "Drunk Wives Matter" is not a good idea
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Downside to living in the CHAZ utopia: *Nineteen* 911 calls get zero response after burglary, arson suspect held
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Mon June 15, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I guess you could say that engine was really ... purring
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The Hour)
 
 
 
Remember when Melania delayed moving to the White House and stayed back in New York for months, supposedly because Barron was finishing the school year? The real reason: she re-negotiated better financial terms of their prenup
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Anna Kendrick had about as much fun filming Twilight as audiences did watching it
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Some Geek)
 
 
 
Developer publishes "Circuit Breaker Run" RPG, where you and your party go shopping and do errands around town to earn facemasks while avoiding social distancing officers who will fine you if they catch you. Truly a Pac-Man for our times
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Human remains found on the property of Lori Vallow's husband. Remember her? Her previous two husbands died, as did her brother, and her new husband's wife. Oh, and her kids have been missing since September
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Girl tries to rescue squirrel from pool, pays the fark price
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Express & Star)
 
 
 
Man returns woman's belongings
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"My sister wants to name her daughter after her favorite fungus, and she's mad because I said that naming a child that way would lead to bullying. She's mad at me now; what should I do?"
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Fri June 05, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
For the first time in almost three months there were zero point zero deaths from Covid-19 in NYC
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(WRBL Columbus)
 
 
 
Cross burned on interstate overpass in Alabama, which in this timeline just means it's Friday
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Sims 4 update introduces gonorrhea
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Thu June 04, 2020
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago GTA reenactor unlocks multiple achievements during chase from police
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Suddenly, swordhands
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
My cat has chronic, acute pancreatitis. He's 16 and he's a diabetic. Things seem to be going downhill quickly. He's barely eating and he's like a walking cat skeleton. Suggestions? I don't want him to suffer but I am having problems "facing" things
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime Day just expanded to a week, delivery drivers just ordered more advil
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Tue June 02, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Trump's photo op stunt sparks international incident as Australian reporter and cameraman punched, shoved, hit with a baton, teargassed and shot with rubber bullets along with the peaceful protesters who were cleared out so Trump could walk to church
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Even Russian police colonels aren't immune from shoddy window installations. Bonus: He found a shoddy window while suffering from COVID-19
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rush decides to weigh in on George Floyd murder. This is one time Subby reccomends reading the article before commenting
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Turns out the Dodge Challenger isn't actually a boat
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Read this Christian dad's letter to the boy who "stole" his daughter's virginity
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(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
Will Villanelle's newfound softness and Eve's thirst for vengeance and bloodlust help them take down The Twelve? Will the duo team up with Carolyn, whose own thirst for revenge needs sated? The third season finale of Killing Eve, 9 PM ET on AMC
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Come visit the Furball Farm Cat Sanctuary, a place where every unwanted feline bad a** gets love on Caturday
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Val Demings, former police chief in Orlando, Congresswoman, and general badass, pens an OpEd in the Washington Post asking her fellow law enforcement members WTF Is Going On
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A look at everything new coming to Netflix in June
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Thu May 28, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Police say a man brought guns and lots of ammo to Centennial Bridge in Leavenworth KS with the intent to inflict mass casualties by firing randomly at passing cars. Fortunately, an alert soldier remembered the old military adage: "Car beats gun"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's an older meme, but remember: keep your hands to yourself
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Wed May 27, 2020
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Besides the tattoos, their biggest life mistake was stealing a Saturn (with mugshot goodness)
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(Out Magazine)
 
 
 
Besides being the dude who filmed Central Park Karen, Christian Cooper is a pioneer in the comic world for creating Yoshi Mishima, the first gay male character in a Star Trek comic and the first gay human ever within the Star Trek universe
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Tue May 26, 2020
(IMDB)
 
 
 
It's S.T.R.I.P.E. to the rescue on "DC's Stargirl" on The CW at 8PM EDT; then "DC's Legends of Tomorrow" are on TV at 9 (sorry, Subby didn't have time to come up with anything more imaginative than that for the Legends)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Who do you cheer for when a drunk driver hits a man accused of running from the scene of an assault?
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Man taken to hospital after chase treated for injuries suffered: a) During crash where he flipped a minivan; b) During his interaction with police as they caught up to him or c) While fleeing the crash as he ran right into a barbed wire fence
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wait, that's an option when you're getting robbed?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Of all the terrible movies that didn't need remade, this one didn't need remade the most
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kevin Hart's family finally understands why audiences are tired of him
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Marianne Faithfull has lived through coronavirus. She thanked the medical help she's received. She used perfectly good English
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jason Derulo attempts Tik-Tok's 'Eat corn attached to a power drill' challenge. Let's watch the hilarity ensue, shall we?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Everywhere you look" there's a plea deal
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Patch)
 
 
 
Signs that people aren't handing the reopening too well in Wisconsin: Police say they're looking for a man who was caught on video doing push-ups on a moving vehicle
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
"They came back to Caroline, and found out they'd been riding around with almost a million dollars in the truck"
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The 40 best corona jokes you'll read this week
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Doordash charges $16 for a $24 pizza, so the pizzeria bought its own pizzas and made money
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sibling rivalry on Kryptonite steroids on both The CW / DC superheroine season finales tonight; first Kate now knows the weakness of the Batsuits (and it's Supergirl's weakness) at 8PM EDT, then it's Kara & Lena vs. Lex & Leviathan at 9PM ET
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hashtagged
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Some AI)
 
 
 
AI does a surprisingly good job of creating Escape Room titles. I'd totally play "Forgotten Pharaoh's Pet Shop"
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Rochester First)
 
 
 
Class of 2020 starting to figure out that they should have commencement ceremonies where they've spent most of their youth anyway
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Teach a man to start a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life, and the DC police will be looking for you
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam recruits angsty teen angry at authority for new video
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Thu May 14, 2020
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
There's creepy, then there's really creepy
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you like VHS rental store stickers, you probably will like this book
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
6 worst golf tips ever, such as don't drink and drive
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Autopilot can't resolve this one
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(Matador Network)
 
 
 
American films use filters so "the lower a country's GDP the more mustard coloured it is"
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Mon May 11, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
If the titles Fawlty Towers, Porridge, Only Fools and Horses, Blackadder, Dad's Army, Eastenders and 'Allo 'Allo mean anything to you, take a trip down nostalgia lane to look at the BBC's museum of classic stage sets
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: The Man comes around for MiTB winner, the Empress of Tomorrow. Edge still has business with a Viper & The Street Profits need some version of "the smoke" they are better at than the Viking Raiders. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Not sure if writing satire or predicting the future
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hush, y'all; Subby didn't wait this time. New threat in the "A Secret Kept from all the Rest" season finale of BATWOMAN at 8PM EDT, then siblings set aside differences and Kara takes on Leviathan on "The Missing Link" on SUPERGIRL at 9PM, both on The CW
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
"People have forgotten how to treat other human beings in the six or seven weeks that they've been confined to their homes. They have no clue how to respect other human beings"
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bear spray can't help you in an attack if it's still holstered on your hip--unless the bear obligingly bites into it and flees
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Monkey breaks into ATM in Delhi and trashes it. Probably because they refused to serve him pastrami on rye
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mel Brooks fondly recalls overpaying Orson Welles to narrate 'History of the World Part I' and Orson stating he would spend his $25K fee on "Cuban cigars and Sevruga caviar. I would have included women, but I'm getting just a little too heavy"
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Wed May 06, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
If it happens to me, no. If it happens to you, yes
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
The earth may be healing during quarantine, but for nine months, this bear lived a life we all wish for
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Officer I have to have those pancakes,,,, and that one waitress, have you ever seen her? 192 mph Officer? What are you on about? Pancakes, remember
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Sun May 03, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The art of the epistle is in danger
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Fri May 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret private deal gets cock blocked
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
A strange man on your porch holding your Amazon package? Where are the police? Where's my gun?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If only one of you has a gun, try not to drop it after your first shot
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Wed April 29, 2020
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Typically, car/train crashes happen at road crossings not on bridge overpasses. W/ pics
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The NFL has investigated the latest Tom Brady scandal and determined there's no need to click this link
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
When he confronted the driver he cut off he was doing so in self defense and they should just get over it, he really needed to get to Sam's Club
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman takes NYPD patrol car for a joyride and gets caught in the only traffic jam that Manhattan has seen in almost a month
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Homeland creator unpacks the series finale, threatens a spinoff [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spanish children finally get to venture outdoors for first time in six weeks. "I never thought I would miss school but I really miss it," said that one kid who always reminds the teacher about tonight's homework
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
As if you needed any more proof Phoebe Waller-Bridge is a serious baller [NSFW pictures]
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Sat April 25, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
In case of an unexpected water landing, your quarter-million dollar McLaren can be used as a flotation device
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Fri April 24, 2020
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Walmart to deliver People of Walmart development kits to your house
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Nine-Nine may incorporate Covid-19 into season eight
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Thu April 23, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Elk gets the shaft in Colorado
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(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
The Offspring deem Joe Exotic pretty fly for a white guy
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(CBC)
 
 
 
What are you fighting for? I no fight, I better, I go home
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Never one to be outdone, Tom Brady is giving Floridaman a run for his money
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Just when you thought this timeline couldn't get more weird
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Wed April 22, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
How did the shooter in Nova Scotia manage to kill 22 people over the course of a day? Wearing a RCMP uniform and driving a replica police car might have helped
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(NWestIowa.com)
 
 
 
Three charged for assault using cheese. If they get a conviction out of this, Taco Bell will want to lawyer up
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Vince Gilligan and Peter Gould talk about where Saul goes from here
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Mon April 20, 2020
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Is it the coronavirus or the Knicks?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"One World" concert raises $127.9 million for COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund for WHO and $72.8 million for local and regional responders
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's a video game about nothing
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
OBGYN delivers four puppies; onlookers ask, "Where do babies come from?"
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Sat April 18, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
In America, people are getting arrested for hitting triple digit speeds on empty highways. In Germany, they're legally doing 230-plus mph on the empty Autobahn
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Fri April 17, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Better Call Saul's Kim Wexler is one of the best-written women on TV. Prove me wrong
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
What's the best cooking advice you've ever received? (besides "always save the liver" - that's a given)
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson to host livestreamed variety show dubbed "Come and Toke It" April 20th. "Perhaps the world's only chance to knock smoking with Willie Nelson off their bucket list"
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Named must be your fear before banish it you can"
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(Geek Tyrant)
 
 
 
(Takes hit) "Now hear me out...what if, what if...Boris Karloff actually made a movie called 'Frankenberry' instead of 'Frankenstein'?" (pic)
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
That sound is your graphics card cowering in fear
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Mon April 13, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
EMT who served NYC 24 years and worked at Ground Zero as part of search and rescue efforts after 9/11, dies of coronavirus. Thank you for your service
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Border Patrol busts man with 37 bundles of meth hidden in car's gas tank, say it had street value of 7 rolls of toilet paper
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
There are at least 116 references Trump has made in praise of his own Coronavirus response, and they're collected here for your viewing terror
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Modern Family creators discuss the show's touching finale and the possibility of a spinoff [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tracy Letts and Carrie Coon program a 24-hour movie marathon and yeah, go check it out
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Ivanka is working from home as a cam girl, "stoking competitive juices among execs to drive up their commitments"
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead cast and showrunners discuss the abrupt season ten finale [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun April 05, 2020
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Honeymooners stranded at luxury Maldives resort are the only guests there, but the entire staff has to be there until they leave, and the couple may be bankrupted by it
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Man dies in ATC accident. This is not a repeat from 1983
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Sat April 04, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight is Night 1 of WrestleMania 36 "The WrestleMania too big for just one night". Which matches will be on the card? Who will get a surprise win or loss? Can Gronk not act like a frat bro? Find out starting at 7 PM ET on PPV & the WWE Network
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Fri April 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
And lo, the gods smiled upon sports journalists, blessing them with a newsworthy event: Rex Ryan calls Amari Cooper a turd
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"I'm having all sorts of problems with this bear in my yard." "Well, then, why are you putting food out for it?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Murican Airlines flight with a mind-blowing 11 passengers does an even bigger mind-blowing act: made them all sit in the last 3 rows. Yes, paid upgrades were the only way any of them could move from the pack
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Mayo Clinic is hoping to kill fewer people with self-driving vehicles than have the coronavirus
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Rick & Mayty
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Metro Detroit Amazon worker wants everyone to know that dildos are not essential items
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The sign on the door didn't say, "No Kentuckians" How was he supposed to know? Buried lede: Indiana has no hate crime laws
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(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Amidst stay-at-home orders this very good boy delivers groceries to a neighbor with COPD, making her day a little more Sunny. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday, April Fool's Day Edition
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Buffalo WR boasts that "our team is stacked" and that with Brady gone from New England, it's the Bills time to "take over"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This should help everyone puff puff pass the time Here is 75 stoner movies to beat the self-isolation blues
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Tue March 31, 2020
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Pit bull stropped for driving a 1996 Buick at more than 100 MPH. Yeah right like any Buick can hit 100 MPH
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Mon March 30, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
MD's Gov: Ok Farknuts, I'm done asking nicely: Unless you are headed to an essential job or or to do something essential like buying food, stay the FARK INSIDE, this is not a request
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(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
Social distancing is always a good idea with moose
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(Slate)
 
 
 
After sobering up, Janine Pirro hits back at critics who accused her of drinking during last night's broadcast
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A tiny ray of light during these dark times
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Quarantine can make for some damnatious fights when couples are stuck with each other. Here's some of the dumbest ones so far
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Courtney Cox says she doesn't even remember being on "Friends" and doesn't know why her bank account is so loaded and where her monthly residuals are coming from
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Thu March 26, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
MLB jerseys (no, not game worn) being made into coronavirus masks. They'll ship just as soon as all the little Nike swooshes are stitched on
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
The hero we need. But not the one we deserve
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Your woofday/caturday crossover: Rescue dog becomes a hero after saving cat stuck in hole
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(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
Man who makes role-playing games criticizes map for being too "unrealistic." Difficulty: Map of New Orleans
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Neighbors use RC car to drive beer to each other to maintain social distancing. Ignore the brand
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Wed March 25, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Blessed be the ones who deliver alcohol to our doorsteps in these desperate times
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Mon March 23, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tekashi 6ix9ine wants out of prison over Coronavirus fears and is prepared to start snitching. Claims he's willing to rat out who shot Tupac, Biggie, and who let the dogs out. Whatever you want to know. Just get him out of there
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Norah Jones has a message to everyone stuck at home: Just a little patience
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Fri March 20, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner and "Top Chef" host Tom Colicchio is pretty sure that in six months he'll be "Top Chef " host Tom Colicchio
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Jeremy Clarkson finds out his daughter is engaged while his hand is "up a sheep's vagina", says it was the best sheep vagina...in the world (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Radio Insight)
 
 
 
Simply Having A Wonderful Quarantine
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Stuck at home? Bored with the lack of sports? Good news, as the crack dealers at Sports Interactive have made Football Manager 2020 free to play for a week
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Wed March 18, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Amanda manda manda manda
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Black Widow gets snapped out of its scheduled release date
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
"It was a queer, pandemic spring, the spring they cancelled all the orgies, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York." Great first lines of novels rewritten for the coronavirus age. Feel free to add your own
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Probably NSFW. There's a novel 2 for 1 deal that will ease the pasta shortage. Just tell the kids it's a lighthouse on the rocks
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Sun March 15, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Twenty good recipes for when you're stuck inside. What are you making during the coronapocalypse?
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Grand Ole Opry)
 
 
 
Trumpland may finally take things seriously
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Thu March 12, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you were wondering how the Mets could get in on all this coronavirus fun, come meet their director of player relations and community engagement, Donovan Mitchell Sr., who was also at that MSG Jazz-Knicks game last week to watch his son
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And now...the world's saddest planter gnomes
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Who's going to notice we replaced Jason Statham with Woody Harrelson?
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(Today)
 
 
 
Sorry John Mellencamp .... She wasn't born in a small town
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Tue March 10, 2020
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Woman uses hand sanitizer to clean out entire apartment building, killing all viruses and one person
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Don't touch your face during the Coronavirus outbreak. Stock traders missed that advice
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Mon March 09, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Looking for a punchline: Two men and a dog crash a plane into a tree
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