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Thu September 23, 2021
(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
America's favorite pastime reported to have occurred at a Kroger Supermarket in Collierville, Tennessee
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
When fleeing the po-po, lose the tow-tow
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Wed September 22, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Tales of a Fourth Grade Shooting
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Because cyclists obviously lack stamina, look how tired they are at the end of a ride. Compare that to an athlete who has just ridden in a golf cart over 18 holes
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
11 minute super cut of Seinfeld movie parodies? The Internet remains undefeated
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Maple and Dottie are now walking around with kitchen utensils cleverly attached to their harnesses to halt their antics - after owner Helen grew weary of their mischief" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 17, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Beauty is only skin deep. Cars deep in to a beauty salon are death
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Thu September 16, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Katie said her dad planned to get vaccinated but believes he was hesitant from watching right-wing media reports: "He'd watch YouTube videos of Tucker Carlson"
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Wed September 15, 2021
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
QB Ryan Fitzpatrick hurt his hip vs the Chargers....or did he? Sports talk radio show caller claims to have seen Ryan injure the same hip at a water park a week earlier
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Woman runs down and kills 70-year-old woman while trying to hit 50-year-old man, perhaps in bizarre farmer's market revenge scheme
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
I love this Twins movie so much, I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who organised an anti-lockdown march to protect his freedoms has had the freedom to give COVID to his entire family and then the freedom to watch his father become hospitalised and die
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Tue September 14, 2021
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Woman found naked inside storm drain. This is not a repeat from the other day
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Saturday Down South)
 
 
 
Maybe Texas should reconsider their move to the SEC
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
The real mystery is how they could tell
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Sun September 12, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Definitely scarier than any 'haunted house' I've ever been to
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Gator tries to take a chomp on woman paddleboarding in swampy state park. It's not news, it's Florida
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Fri September 10, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Locked in a porta-potty, at least she had somewhere to go
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man in viral video who confronted a group of teen girls at the beach to scold them for their "pornographic" swimsuits defends himself by saying he was filled with "righteous anger" so it's okay. Can we work out an exchange program with the Taliban?
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Thu September 09, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Thanks for coming to the meeting today, and you're hired. Here's your uniform, get to work. Welcome to UPS
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump is lying about what happened to him on 9/11
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Former Vikings QB Brad Johnson's post-NFL life plan? Becoming an amazing basketball / football trick shot artist
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Tue September 07, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
To be fair, driving a golf cart naked through a police line is a pretty standard way to handle a standoff in Florida
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Leaving your accomplice behind on a shoplifting run will negatively impact your getaway driver ratings
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau Rocks
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Mon September 06, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
What a pisser
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
♫ Can't you hear the driver shouting?♪ "Miata, blow your horn" Miata, won't you blow, Miata, won't you blow, Miata, won't you blow your horn? 𝆑𝆑♫
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Sun September 05, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY man gets the shaft
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Sat September 04, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
A woman is suing Starbucks for being given the wrong cup of coffee. Well that and allegedly getting first and second-degree burns when the lid popped off as she was handing it back
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Fri September 03, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
FX renews Reservation Dogs for a second season
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Wed September 01, 2021
(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Doctor attacked by pipe-wielding Colon. And you thought your colonoscopy was rough
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(Stockhouse)
 
 
 
Amazon announces 'Career Day 2021' for Sept. 15 with more than 40k jobs, almost 9800 pee bottles available
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
'Date takes a turn for the worse when woman says man kidnapped and beat her, stole her wedding ring' Um, wedding ring?
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Tue August 31, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: Johnny Wrestling brawls with L.A. Knight over who gets to be in Regal's office, Ciampa takes on a Bold & The Beautiful cast member & Roddy attempts to knock Jiro out of his sport coat. Mandy? Tune in starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Western Mass News)
 
 
 
Guess they didn't do a very good job of covering their tracks
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
I see your "plastic piston" car, and raise you one tandem-bike-powered car
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Mon August 30, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Moped rider finishes his Fark Cancer tour of rude place names. Subby posts to see if shiatterton gets filterpwned
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Apple reunites Captain America and Black Widow for new film
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Wow, your garage is so hot. Did the AC die or something?"
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Sat August 28, 2021
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
They recalled my car once because the owners manual had an error about how to jump the battery (the dealership put a sticker over the wrong text) but Tesla's autopilot keeps slamming into stuff and it isn't turned off in a recall?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Cheating suspected at a Houston Astros game. This is not a repeat from 2017
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Fri August 27, 2021
(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
Where's my stop and go paddle?
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman gets over 5 million TikTok views stuffing ear of corn into tight hole
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
If only he had some way to hide his identity
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Smith said his friend found the crates online for $3 per crate. "We basically paid $150 to hurt ourselves," Smith said
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Among the things you hope to never hear from your son: "Dad, you have a knife in your neck"
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Wed August 25, 2021
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bad: A hit and run driver knocks you off your motorcycle. Good: Bystanders stop to help. Fark: One bystander immediately steals your wallet
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Monica Lewinski fears that FX's forthcoming "American Crime Story: Impeachment" will suck
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"You can't go home again." -Thomas Wolfe. "Life's a voyage that's homeward bound." -Herman Melville. "Looks like it's another of those stupid Incredible Journey things." -Gary Larson. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, homeward bound edition
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nasdaq rises above 15,000 for the first time. THANKS BIDEN
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Man saved from corning
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"Whatever Possessed God In Heaven To Make A fox Like Rambo?"
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Tue August 24, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Before selling his 2020 Stingray Corvette, owner takes it for one last hurrah ride. Since you are reading this on Fark, let's just say he didn't fix the cable
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(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
Japanese Do-Dodonpa (loosely translated as The Bonebreaker) roller coaster closed due to excess irony
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The ending of Twelve Minutes takes the crown from Mass Effect when it comes to infuriating video game endings
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Sun August 22, 2021
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
ProTip: when road testing the fix to your customer's 2021 Corvette, a 148 MPH street race isn't the best way to do it
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Thu August 19, 2021
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Teacher knocks murdered student in a social media post, calling her not the brightest kid she had in the class
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Pardon me while I whip this out," Texas edition
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just saw this episode of Law & Order the other night
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Wed August 18, 2021
(IGN)
 
 
 
Captain America officially signed on to star in Captain America 4
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(Castanet)
 
 
 
And nothing of value was lost
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sure your Hellcat can outrun the police, but it still needs gas to do it
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Each team thinks they got the better part of this deal
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(BestLife)
 
 
 
Signs that there's a snake in your house according to experts. Subby running out of there screaming oddly missing
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Dude, where's your front tire?
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cowabunga! Rad Pups will be holding their 16th annual Surf Dog Surf-A-Thon in September to raise funds for the Helen Woodward Animal Center, plus there will be a costume contest where your pet can strut their stuff. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Goal)
 
 
 
Not News: Soccer player gets a red card for getting into a fight. Fark News: The other player was one of his teammates
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
In honor of National Roller Coaster Day, this dad and daughter rode a roller coaster 75 times to set a new record
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Mon August 16, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
That time Aerosmith considered replacing Steven Tyler with Sammy Hagar, Lenny Kravitz, Paul Rodgers, Billy Idol, or Chris Cornell
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Those of you with T-Mobile may not be alone
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Sun August 15, 2021
(WHYY)
 
 
 
This shortcut seems a little bumpy
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Fri August 13, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Car thief tries to steal a vehicle from a UFC fighter. Bad idea
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Railway CCTV footage shows Darwin losing another bet
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Wed August 11, 2021
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
"Hey, Bob, where do you think this creek got its name?" "I dunno." RAWR. "Oh, that's where"
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Tue August 10, 2021
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Truck driver pulls off to side of road with load of rebar in order to grab a nap. If you've ever seen the movie Final Destination, you know how this turns out
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Worst Korean troll orders 24 half-liter bottles of mineral water from area restaurant, pronounces water "bland," leaves one-star review
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Mon August 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unlicensed driver turns 7-11 into a drive thru, grabs two beers from the cooler, and walks away
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(CNN)
 
 
 
London Bridge isn't falling down, falling down, falling down. London Bridge isn't falling down. My fair lady
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Sat August 07, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fire crew rushes to the rescue of...*checks notes*.... a sausage dog stuck in a wine rack
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Fri August 06, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown, Corbin faces Balor, threatens to use dog food on him (if only he could afford some). Sasha explains her attack on Bianca & blessed is The Peacemaker as he tries to take out The Head of the Table. It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
If employees, like this woman, don't hand in their access passes they can be used to enter a conference room at head office to make a porn video. Employers have a problem with this, probably the lack of invitation to join the videoing
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Tomorrow War remains inexplicably popular
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Behold plagued Portland's present plight: 'Sometimes, only one car is spinning in circles. Other times, there are four.'
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Wed August 04, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
British stripper and her boyfriend sentenced to prison after robbing a fellow stripper of the $11,000 in tips she'd earned the night before. $11k? In ONE night? What a sucker I was getting that law degree
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Now that the shame and embarrassment are over, Amy Cooper aka Central Park Karen decides to do it all over again. "I'm trying to figure out, you know, what does that mean? Is that a physical attack on me?"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Suddenly, slab
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Tue August 03, 2021
(VOCM Newfoundland)
 
 
 
Family dog injured protecting family from knife wielding home invader. Family cat just fine after hiding under couch
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Olympic horses are apparently spooked out by the life sized sumo wrestler on the obstacle course
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
At least he took the gold in "Facepalm"
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
The official action figure of 2021?
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Police officer responds to noise complaint ...by playing with the band
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Mon August 02, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1865, the captain of the CSS Shenandoah finally accepted that the Civil War was over and the Confederacy had lost, a feat of imagination sadly impossible to many people today
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Today's "alcohol was a factor" story involves a wedding, a collision, a traffic jam, a spillway, a suspected affair, a dumbass, and of course a gun
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you can make a mass shooting in New York City, you can make it anywhere
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
LA Lakers fans bid Kyle Kuzma a fond farewell by stealing his SUV, leading a 10-mile police chase before smashing into LAPD car
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Maybe the alligator was simply having a hard day and just wanted to relax, Linda. You ever think about that?
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Sat July 31, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man, Florida Man, drunkenly loses a child wherever he can. Florida Man
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Fri July 30, 2021
(Unilad)
 
 
 
People are trying to mansplain to a pistol gold medalist how to hold a gun properly
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
"He was only 39. Our babies now don't have a dad." He sent her a text message while in the hospital, "I should have gotten the damn vaccine"
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Thu July 29, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Just know that no matter how bad you mess up at work you will never be worse at your job than cops in Sherbrooke, Quebec
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Okay time out here. How in god's name can number 2 possibly be true?
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(Richmond News)
 
 
 
Unhappy man gets a side of resisting arrest with some kicks to his McRibs after he goes McCrazy when his Happy Meal gets screwed up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Better call the cardiologist
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Good ol' boys come north
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Wed July 28, 2021
(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
Vancouver Island Christmas tree farm destroyed by wildfire. Owner inconsolable, heading for a Nanaimo bar
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Mon July 26, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Not news: man gets stoned at party. News: man gets stoned at party. Fark: you just said the same thing twice. Subby: just click the link
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Houston Texans are asking for a combination of five high draft picks and/or starting players for Deshaun Watson, which is less than a quarter of the number of sexual assault lawsuits he's facing
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(Android Police)
 
 
 
Contra Returns (as a blatant cash-grab for your phone)
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Two bodies recovered from Crystal Lake. So it begins
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Sun July 25, 2021
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Ghost horses in MY game? It's much more likely than you think
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Fri July 23, 2021
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Don't play Deadpool with your girlfriend
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Thu July 22, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll are enjoying the beach. By the way, does anyone know how to kill two large sharks?
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Lest you think that a cross-back apron is the kitchen equivalent of a Snuggie, know that it's clean and stylish enough that people may think it's actually part of your outfit (really, it happens to me all the time). ... Lest
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Basement dwelling 'fans' decry the finale of 'Loki'. Sure, the character turned himself into a mare and gave birth to Odin's horse, and sired a giant wolf fated to devour the sun. But it's kissing an alternate version of himself that crosses the line
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Wed July 21, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"We got our asses kicked"
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Stephen Jones admits that signing Dak the first time around would have saved the Cowboys a bunch of money and cap room
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(West Virginia Metro News)
 
 
 
WV Fire Marshal's Office investigating after 1 injured in Beaver explosion. Cause of the explosion appears to be a build-up of natural gas. Obvious your mom joke goes here
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Driver discovered passed out with vehicle running at an intersection gets arres ... hang on, he's a sheriff's office captain. On your way, Sir, and no need for a sobriety check *fist bump*
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Who does this?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Twitch streamer plays Amazon's New World MMO beta, gets instant permaban. Fark: for milking a cow
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Tue July 20, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Deion Sanders walks out of press conference after being called "Deion". "You don't call Nick Saban 'Nick.' Don't call me Deion. If you call Nick 'Nick', you'll get cussed out on the spot, so don't do that to me. Treat me like Nick"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cop catches people jumping from burning building. No word on what he charged them with
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(Some Windy Guy)
 
 
 
Check out these photos of mid-century Chicago before this thread devolves into yet another pizza debate. Behave or I'll order a Hawaiian pie
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Mon July 19, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
NYPD cop channels MacGyver as he saves the life of a stabbing victim with an empty crisp (chip) packet & some tape. Then proceeded to change a car tyre using only a t-shirt and the moon's gravitational pull
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Today's item spilled all over the highway: 'Liquid animal protein'
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Sun July 18, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The flying cars are finally here
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Not News: Soviet-era airplane crashes and flips over in Siberia. News: All 19 on board survived
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Fri July 16, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
El Camino Man strikes police cars in El Monte, as some say El Oh El
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Disinformation campaigns are big business, and they are hoping to make your business lose business
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Chesapeake VA police add "In God We Trust" to their vehicles in order to *puts finger to ear* "quell divisive rhetoric"
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
When you screw up at work, it's good to remember that other people have done much, much worse
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Dump truck strikes bridge, shifts it six feet
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
The spirits, they intoxicate me / I watched them infiltrate my soul / They try to say it's too late for me / Tell my guns I'm in party mode
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The cat came back
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Amazon delivery person rescues woman trapped in home. By a spider
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson tries to invent his origin story, is kindly corrected by his socialist first grade teacher
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Protip: if you name your daughter after the woman with whom you are cheating, you have a seemingly valid excuse when you call your wife by the wrong name
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Amazon released a trailer for 'Steven Kang's sharks of the corn'. This is some kind of joke, right?
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Deadly fire at Iraqi hospital ensures Covid 19 sufferers will not be long-haul
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
29 eggplant recipes, which is about 31 too many
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Shots fired. Over 100 of them
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Smart: parking under a roof to avoid hail damage. Fark: getting in a multi car pileup to avoid hail damage
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
UFO "expert" says space station photo is evidence that aliens have circled the Earth and we should prepare to parlay with our incoming overlords
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
You can say her life is now SAFE
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Fri July 09, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Always pay attention when you're driving, especially to the drivers. Don't pass on a solid line and don't pass on a blind hill. Like seriously, don't be stupid." - words to live by
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Selfish: Jumping in front of a train. Next level assholishness: Grabbing the plane's yoke from the pilot and trying to fly into the ground
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Not news: Teen gets into argument with Mom, wants to leave. Fark: While at highway speed
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Thu July 08, 2021
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Fark this one particular trash bin
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Mon July 05, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas car wash celebrates the Fourth of July in the most Texas way possible
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Sat July 03, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
This is the America the NRA dreams of
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Random traffic stop flushed out a clown car of guns who promptly escape into the woods carried by their sovereign citizen hosts
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Fri July 02, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Old Man: "I'm not Dead yet " Paramedics: "Our Bad"
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Thu July 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dog lets cat out of the bag
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Some fans outraged that they will have a Howard Stern free summer of hearing about rescue cats and painting
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
His alibi of "Whadayamean roosters don't lay eggs?" did not convince law enforcement officials
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, you can have legal marijuana, but you can't buy it. You can grow it. But you can't buy the seeds to grow it. You must label every plant with your name ID number. You must lock the plants away from anyone under 21, etc
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Clingy girlfriends save lives
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Recreational marijuana is legal starting today. How many marijuanas would I have to inject before it stops being recreational?
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Mon June 28, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Recipients of mistaken bank deposits are not allowed to keep the money." But when the mistake is $50 billion you could at least give them a few hundred grand for being honest
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Sun June 27, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How a man who looks as threatening as an accountant drinking a weak cup of tea can end up being "more sinister than Satan"
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shelter: "Happy birthday to this beautiful fella who would love a nice, quiet home to live out his golden years.The only rule for adopting Sammy, though? You have to throw him a 20th birthday party on 6/15/22". Welcome to Caturday
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Laughing Squid)
 
Video
 
100 3D studios. 10 minutes. One bonghit. WOW
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Wed June 23, 2021
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
The economy is getting tough for criminals out here, having to resort to walk-by shootings for their criminal activities
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen my wallet? It's got a superman decal on the front? It's got about 2B dollars in it? Anyone?
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(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Today's tips for staying safe when it reaches the dangerously high 80s or even the 90s in Seattle: 1) Take off the flannel. 2) Water your moss. 3) remember that a vintage record player can be converted into an ironic mechanical fan
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Well-traveled man found in parts of Minneapolis. Remains to be seen
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Tue June 22, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Suddenly, 2x4
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida bartender finds creative way to get rid of dude aggressively hitting on women at his bar
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Mon June 21, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Birth of 2040 Olympic 100m sprint gold and silver medalists announced
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(SILive)
 
 
 
There is road rage and then there is Staten Island road rage
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Sun June 20, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Florida Pride "killer" turns out to be just another old guy who shouldn't be driving and unable to find a farmer's market, settled for what was close at hand
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jeep plows into family on NYC sidewalk in suspected targeted attack. Running over people with a vehicle trifecta now complete
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different. A man with a pigeon on his head
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Thu June 17, 2021
(It's All Marvel)
 
 
 
The first reactions to Black Widow are in (No Spoilers)
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Wed June 16, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
The Russians are at it again
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Tue June 15, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Austrian claims he killed a man to get into prison, which if nothing else should make you feel better about what you had to do to get that acting gig
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
An oral history of one of the worst films ever made
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Lightning hits car on I-75 leaving 7-foot mark on pavement. No word on what kind of skid marks the driver left
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Here I go again on my own
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Mon June 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Songbirds like to duet. Awww, yeah
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Sun June 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
You'd think Zeus would be busy clashing with titans
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Two injured in road rage shooting near Shilshole. Man, if only there was a word for what kinda place that must be
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(India Today)
 
 
 
Is that your car being swallowed by hell? Yes, yes it is (NSFW language in video)
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Want to travel the country for a month? Do you have $299? All ABOOOOOAAARD
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
City tries to sell a storage building, accidentally sells off its water tower
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Pro golfer withdraws from tournament after receiving 10-stroke penalty"
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Fri June 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Four Glendale cops get paid vacation for being dicks in a Dick's
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Do you tip in cash or plastic?
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Winston-Salem Journal)
 
 
 
Subby is shocked, SHOCKED, that a NASCAR driver has a confederate flag in their car
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Some days just grate on you
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(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
Pilot arrested for buzzing over, nosediving toward crowd at Gulf Coast Jam Saturday, all to advertise his flight school. Lucky cops didn't shoot him down
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Wed June 09, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Fetch, Wally
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Active shooter at Lackland Air Force Base, Texas. Situation evolving. UPDATE: Lockdown lifted, investigation underway
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman who saw 'baby dinosaur' running through yard says this is what it was
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Mon June 07, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Feds say LAX baggage handlers recreated "3 Kings" without the drawn out Iraq subplot, exploding Nerf footballs, & still never got their Lexus convertibles, neither
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Sun June 06, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Astra's a mortal and Sara confronts her kidnapper on "The Satanist's Apprentice," Season 6 Ep.№5 of DC's Legends of Tomorrow at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then, Luke Fox needs B(atfriend)LM on "Armed and Dangerous," Season 2 Ep.№15 of Batwoman at 9, both on The CW
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cop slaps baby, is cited and freaks out
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Fri June 04, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Aintnothingonnahappen.gif
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Target now has a Deal Days promotion to rival Amazon's Prime Day. How cute
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
♫ "I went to the beach on vacation...And in the hot sun I did sit. ♫ I came inside because of sunburn...♫ So I treated it with lots of..♫...Shaving Cream. Be nice and clean. Shave every day and you'll always feel keen." ♫
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cue the Minion with the fire alarm helmet
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
After being pushed out of a moving car this sweet girl ended up at a Humane Society shelter, but thankfully her original owner spotted her on the shelter's Facebook page & they had a joyous reunion just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Mon May 31, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Patron returns Bob Dylan album "Self Portrait" to Ohio library forty-eight years after its return due date after getting tangled up in blue
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
Minor league hockey team makes it a little dusty in here
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Fri May 28, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Golden rules for any surgical operation: 1. Make sure you have the correct patient, 2. Make sure you're performing the correct operation, 3. Endeavor not to drop the patient on the floor, leading to her death. That should probably be #1, actually
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ceiling Musk is watching you masturbate
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