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Tue July 17, 2018
(Bleeding Green Nation)
 
 
 
It was weird having Nick Foles sitting on the couch during the honeymoon
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Japan has a ninja shortage, and is willing to pay you $85,000 to become one
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Sun July 15, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump aides wearing MAGA gear now striking out on Uber as well as Tinder
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Will Jesse find his voice amidst the temptation of Angelville? Will Cassidy find salvation with the town's fight club? Will Tulip find God after calling him a dickwad? What is Herr Starr up to? Find out in The Tombs. Preacher, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Probably not
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Sat July 14, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paraglider performs precarious protestation in POTUS proximity
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Modern Family showing its age after being snubbed from comedy Emmys for the first time in 9 years
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Like beards? Then these mugshots will satisfy that. Subby nominates the one on the left for Mugshot of the Week
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I stop my toddler from acting like a Dilophosaurus and just spitting everywhere and at everyone?"
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Less likely to end in tears than a Hickman/Weis book it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Hacknet which is free to claim (and keep). What have you been playing? Side note what are some older games that didn't get the hype they deserved?
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Student rescued after climbing tree to escape wolves. No word if she was rescued by eagles, or how many dwarves were with her
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Thu July 12, 2018
(The Score)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas theme proven untrue once again
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Fire destroys Plaid Pantry store, no one reported kilt
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So the Washington Post published a piece praising Kavanaugh's car-pooling skills and was immediately ridiculed for it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Avatar: The Last Airbender's" head writer is making a new animated fantasy series for Netflix. And from looking at the poster, this is just a guess, but dragons may be involved somehow
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Order up a case of sour grapes for Elon Musk, who was upset his generous offer of a mini submarine to help with the Thai rescue effort was seen as unpractical
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
$200K Lamborghini Huracan goes up in flames at gas station after minivan next to it pulls away with nozzle still attached
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Sun July 08, 2018
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Some airlines kill your dog, other airlines save their life with an oxygen mask
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
There's a reason some of the Capital Gazette staff escaped being killed. That reason was laid to rest yesterday
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Everything you needed to know about Prime Day 2018 but were afraid to ask
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Fri July 06, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Fighting league announcer went full Steve Harvey when announcing the winner of a fight
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Retired Thai navy diver dies during a supply run for the 12 trapped boys
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Thu July 05, 2018
(KOB4)
 
 
 
The complaint states that when the deputy asked Padilla why he was exposing himself, Padilla replied, "I just wanted to get a breeze"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Do we know something about Jon Snow? This fan theory claims to [Warning: Potential spoilers and some bizarre conclusions]
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian celebrates Fourth of July by driving a mail truck naked into several vehicles and a convenience store
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Wed July 04, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Woman with bone sticking out of leg begs bystanders to not call ambulance, out of fear of the cost. This is why the rest of the world looks at us funny
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
You're going to be out of town and still want to watch your favorite team play? Just call up the cable company of the restaurant you're going to be at, say you're the manager and order another sports package
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Alex Jones makes Twitter a better place for once
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
People ask why I want to live in Japan: After heartbreaking 3-2 loss to Belgium, Japanese fans don't riot, they stay to clean up the stadium
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(Slate)
 
Audio
 
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"That's not a hat. THIS is a hat"
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson stars in a massage parlor epic Rub & Tug and this is surely fake news?
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Please do not operate heavy machinery when having freak management issues
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Head of North American country accused of groping woman at event 18 yrs ago. He reportedly apologized by saying he would not have groped her if he had known she was a reporter. Surprisingly, it isn't that country, or that leader
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Alligator, to girl in tree: "Don't worry, I'll be here when you decide to come down." CHOMP CHOMP
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's your chance to name the new high-speed quad ski lift at Loveland ski area in Colorado. You know what to do
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Anonymous source says former bartender Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez shorted her tip money on Cinco de Mayo. Dick Johnson thinks this means something
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The horror of border separation as described by children who had to live it
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Josh Homme shares letter Anthony Bourdain wrote to his daughter after he smashed her daddy's guitar
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Fri June 29, 2018
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Florida Man released from jail, immediately put back
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Man arrested for crashing ice cream van into church and producing imitation firearm
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
8-foot-long alligator captured by police in Walmart car park. Was reportedly going for midnight shop but was deterred from going inside after seeing some of the customers
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Raccoon 'tried to thank officer' after he removed peanut butter jar from its head, then asked how much for his cybernetic arm
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The cake coupon was a lie
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Parasailing accident leaves woman drifting in the wind for 45 minutes. Fark: After she finally crashed, rescuers had to scare away an alligator to reach her
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Thu June 28, 2018
(ANSA (Italy))
 
 
 
That Pompeii guy who was crushed under a boulder? They found the rest of him, as you would expect, under the boulder
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A lady got terribly sunburned / You'd think that she suffered a bit / When lotions and ointments would fail her / She covered her body with SHAVING CREAM
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter at the Capital Gazette in Annapolis Maryland. UPDATE: Unidentified suspect in custody. 5 dead, 3 injured
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Tue June 26, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
In case the Time cover isn't enough to start 45's tweet storm
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man talks on the phone while riding on the hood of a car going 70 MPH (w/not safe for work language)
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Mon June 25, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
There's nothing quite so peaceful as floating away in a hot air balloon, up with the clouds, the birds, the power lines, the blazing fire, and the screams
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Brave 16-year-old girl prevents car from sliding further down embankment after drunk backs too far out of driveway
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Because he has Tender Heart, man proposes to Lady at Lionel Richie concert. Their Endless Love will last All Night Long and involve Dancing on the Ceiling. No doubt she'll yell "Do It to Me" on wedding night
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Don Cherry predicts Doug Ford will someday be Prime Minister. Go back to picking out car seats for your next jacket pattern, Grapes
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Footage released of Copers Cope Road burglar. Victims say they'll try to manage, try to adjust, oh what's the word
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaskan husky rescues injured hiker crossing frigid river. That's a good boy
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Westworld video game is just like Fallout Shelter, right down to the bugs in the code
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(LY)
 
 
 
"Not all superheroes have a cape, some have a towel"
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Fri June 22, 2018
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
"Father of the Year" police officer fired for using "8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter" as a legal guideline
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hello mudda, hello fadda, here I am at, camp Granada
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Thu June 21, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Denmark's players paid for a private jet so defender Jonas Knudsen could fly home and see his new-born daughter after the World Cup win over Peru
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over, that machine gun missing from the Minot Air Force Base has been found...in the home of one of the soldiers supposedly looking for it
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Wed June 20, 2018
(IMDB)
 
 
 
What has Holden opened? Is Miller done talking? Do the crew of the Rocinante reunite? Does Ashford move against Drummer? Peaches unleashed. Tune in tonight to episode 11 of SyFy's last season of 'The Expanse' at 10PM EDT
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Driver armed with machete no match for driver in pole position. Bonus: generic image of car on curvy road
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Hunter Strickland of the San Francisco Giants is the latest ballplayer to join the illustrious list of athletes who have put themselves on the DL by punching a wall. Bonus points: He broke his pitching hand
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Body cam shows wild police chase that ends with a naked man running through traffic and being hit by mini-van
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Reset the rapper clock
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Mon June 18, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Some rapper your kid has heard of has died in a pretty cliché way
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(Lynn Daily Item)
 
 
 
After a brief investigation, police figured out which car was involved in the hit-and-run
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bored? This video of a Tesla committing self-immolation will give you something to do for 45 seconds
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Time to reset the art show mass shooting clock
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
The next time you get a 7-11 hotdog, think of this
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Fri June 15, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Company overcharges you, police say that's a civil matter. Unable to pay that overcharge because they cuffed you, you're a criminal
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(Some)
 
 
 
Guy spends $10,000 on an eBay auction for a rare Mustang Mach 1 ..... that is just a rusty shell
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Wayne Newton and his wife scare off burglar at their Las Vegas home. With a photo that explains it all
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
7 Utah teens injured when the car they were riding in went off the road on a steep curve. Look at the size of the car involved and you'll pretty much understand what led to the accident
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Mom fight in daycare parking lot escalates into 'ramming cars with children strapped inside'
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Naturally this dog just wanted to play fetch at Bark in the Park
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Wed June 13, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man fights for life after Maple Leaf shooting. Damn those are some bad ass trees
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Gallant uses a courteous, calming demeanor to de-escalate situations. Gumbus runs a school bus off the road and beats it with a hammer
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As voted on by their fans, the Staten Island Yankees will be called the Staten Island Pizza Rats for Saturday home games
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Amazon customer shocked to discover the small package of Kettle Corn Oreos he ordered was packed inside an absurdly large box. In related news, Kettle Corn Oreos exist
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Sat June 09, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse Letters: You won't believe what happened to me this week
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tired of a constant stream of politics and disappointing sports news? Here's a gator slapping the snot out of the guy who captured him, and tried to play bongos on his nose. Tag is for the gator just doing gator stuff
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
The true measure of friendship is whether your buddy, who is driving, bails on you during a high-speed pursuit
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
91-year-old man gains Facebook following through puzzle work
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
A car thief on LSD tells police he thought he was playing 'Grand Theft Auto.' And if he was on mushrooms it would have been Super Mario Bros
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Tue June 05, 2018
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Normally, a burger isn't classified as a blunt-force weapon, but this was Wendy's
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Remember the dancing FBI agent who accidentally shot somebody? There's video, he looks even more Responsible-Gun-Ownerish than we imagined. (Dumbass, Stupid, and Asinine tags duck for Followup tag)
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Mon June 04, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Drunk woman crashes into Moose. No word if her name was Natasha
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Sun June 03, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ Lamb on the rocks | Ain't no surprise | If you fall in the sea it can be your demise | Got yourself out but to be saved you must shout | All the time ♫ ♬
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Sat June 02, 2018
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Woman accused of leading police on a high speed chase says it wasn't her..... as people commonly get her mixed up with other women
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity goes full InfoWars, believes that the DEEP STATE is coming right for him
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
In which the pro-life author blames Stephen King for our bloodthirsty culture. This is not a repeat from 1983
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
If you're running away from the scene of your car crash, don't hand off your infant to strangers
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Black Panther" stuntman covers rent money for family of fruit vendors beaten & robbed at gas station. Now if they can find an Infinity Gauntlet for the perps
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Wed May 30, 2018
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Japanese football expels Nihon University coaches from league for vicious cheap shot, not buying their argument that their ordering pass rushers to "crush" the QB did not mean injure or foul him. Bengals to send out job offers
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Poo
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Mon May 28, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK woman breaks her arm during arm wrestling. If that sounds a bit over the top, well, it is
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man wearing a clown mask and wielding scissors and wooden post learns the hard way that he messed with the wrong Little Caesars employee
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Sun May 27, 2018
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Hooversville Cafe holds first adult entertainment show and my, they really went all out on the signage
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How to deal with road rage and make your commute easier, though it would be great if THE ASSHOLE IN THE PASSING LANE WOULD GO ABOVE 70 MPH WHICH IS THE POSTED SPEED LIMIT THE ONE ON THE RIGHT IS THE GAS PEDAL YOU ASSHOLE SONOFABIATCH
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts agree there's no link between violent video games and school shooters. That doesn't mean it's a good idea to publish a school shooting game on Steam
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
DEA apologizes after a SWAT team kicks in the door of a wrong house and throws a flash grenade in a child's room
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Amazon claims "unlikely" string of events led to Echo's recording of family's private chat and sending it to random person
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Don't feel like traveling this weekend and need some ideas for a cool Memorial Day Staycation? Well, how about clicking through a slideshow of them? That sounds like fun, doesn't it?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctors find a vagina full of ganja after woman complains of stomach pains. She'd been arrested for drug smuggling twice but this time she was mostly storing rather than smuggling so they let her go
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Want to know where that Amazon package is every stop of the way? How OCD are you? Amazon has an app that'll make you happy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man opens fire in Oklahoma City restaurant, reset the clock on the good guy with a gun preventing a mass shooting
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
♫ Rocky Raccoon, well he went to his doom, 'cause high voltage isn't surviv'ble ♫ His pelt formed a ground, then the power went down ♫ And his corpse proved to be rather friable ♫
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man charged with kidnapping after hiding in victim's back seat. Holy crap, that almost never works
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
How "Shadow of the Tomb Raider" makes Lara Croft more of a villain. A sexy villain with buxom cleavage
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Short circuit allows inmates to escape. Dammit, Johnny 5, stop doing that
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Hawaii man says 'incredibly powerful and hot' lava almost cut his leg in half. Was apparently expecting the cool and lethargic lava
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Man on the street catches little girl falling from 5 meters above, tears leg muscle in process. "I would cry for my incompetence if I failed, but I succeeded. They were joyful tears"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man, aka Florida Jackass, blocks traffic to do donuts on bridge
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(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
2TWENTY 8IGHT year old man killed at Drake's restaurant in the 6IX
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Twitter bots and Russian agents quickly moved to politicize and shift anger over the Santa Fe shooting
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, In order to save Sam, Kara turns to a cult. Meanwhile, James considers coming out as Guardian. (CW 8ET) Later, on iZombie, Clive and Ravi work to solve a case while Major locks Liv in a yellow submarine. (CW 9ET)
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
NBA player says he doesn't know who Chewbacca is because he "doesn't keep up with new stuff"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Stuck coaster rider gets on Facebook live while 223 atop Valravn at Cedar Point
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(San Angelo Standard-Times)
 
 
 
Llost llama llisted for llow price of $50 to one llucky llad or llady. Don't llollygag - lliteral llimit of one llama
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Former 'Loss Prevention Officer' tackled by employees after he tries to rob his own store. Employees literally rip off his mask Scooby Doo style
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Maeve, Hector, and an assortment of hosts head to Shogun World for some robotic cultural appropriation, landing smack dab in the middle of a narrative. Will Dolores return to advance her plot? What is Delos's endgame? Westworld, 9pm ET on HBO
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Madison makes some questionable decisions now that Junkie Depp has gone, and Strand is less than impressed with her choices. The Stadium isn't as safe as it once was. Will Laura and John be reunited? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Police unsure why man would stand outside woman's bathroom stall moaning and breathing heavily
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Winds blow down ugly-ass civic sculpture. City ambivalent about whether they should put it back
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
The BBC's Tweet game is on point as they mock Trump over his inauguration size compared to the Royal Wedding
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's still real to him, dammit
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Fri May 18, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Family reunited with dog that was lost nearly 5 years ago, haven't told him yet that the cat has taken over
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Two women miraculously survive 300-foot plunge into Russian River, immediately deny collusion
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dog shows bride and groom exactly what she thinks of their first dance on the beach
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Fan videos show the crowds attending Ken Ham's Ark attraction
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Thu May 17, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Video of NASA astronaut captioned "Left SD card at home LUL"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
Video
 
Watch this woman dump 20 grasshoppers in her beer and drink the whole thing
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's "ok, who's the U-Boat commander" is brought to you by Tidal Road, in Kingsbridge, England
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man critical after hatchet attack. Well, I would be too, if my attacker didn't bother with martial feats and could only use a 1D4 improvised light weapon
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The real reason Meghan Markle is marrying Prince Harry: To hide away from her crazy family
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man stealing pot plant wanders onto live news broadcast
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you love Marlyn so we let you propose to Marlyn at the Marlins game so you can watch the Marlins while you marry Marlyn
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Deputies rescue two puppies and a kitten from a sinkhole. Your move, ducklings
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Did I just hear Spanish? In New York City? I'm calling ICE on anyone speaking Spanish and anyone laughing at me and you for filming my tantrum
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Tue May 15, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
High-speed collision with deer results in unexpected leather interior
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(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
Psy leaves longtime talent agency to go solo, take on new markets and challenges. Open Bidding Style
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Marvel working on Ms. Marvel film for the Cinematic Universe. But the new version, who happens to be a Muslim female
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Man charged in illegal shooting of hamlet's popular 3-legged deer unsurprisingly doesn't have a leg to stand on
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Fri May 11, 2018
(WISTV)
 
 
 
If an arrestee can kick out a window of a patrol car and jump onto a highway while the vehicle is moving, and later kick out the window of a 2nd patrol car that comes to help, maybe you need to update your cars, South Carolina
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Argument over peach cobbler leaves man with a gunshot wound. Man, they take that stuff seriously down south
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teen tries to steal the unlocked, keys-in-ignition truck of Blake Bortles, somehow fails
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ruth Carter, "Black Panther's" costume designer, takes us through Wakanda's clothing and explains her inspirations
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Wed May 09, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Sixers win to keep the series going? Or will the Celtics finish them off and advance to play LeBron James and the Cavaliers? Is there a basketball version of goon juice? The game begins at 8:00 PM ET on TNT
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Tue May 08, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Riggs gets fired from the force. Murtaugh is definitely too old for this sh*t
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Baby, if you've ever wondered. Wondered, whatever became of me. I'm giving up home runs in Cincinnati. Cincinnati, what the hell happened to me
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Father of the year competitor goes for the win by hogtying daughter
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(Heathermania)
 
 
 
Heather Taylor shares her favorite things. If you were making up an artfully pretentious list of *your* favorite things (even if your name is not Heather), what would *you* put on the list?
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
2-year-old chihuahua abandoned in Post Office lobby is cute enough to deserve his own stamp
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vancouver man arrested for SCTV cosplay; trial to be held Thursday at 9
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
2012: I swear to God, if I'm still working at this gas station when I'm 24 I'll set myself on fire
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
You can choose what type of parent you're going to be. Don't choose to be the type of parent who thinks their child's scrawling doodle of a turkey is so precious and unique you get a tattoo of it
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
30 self-driving BMWs are being deployed on the Las Vegas Strip so people can be amazed at the sight of a BMW using its turn signal
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Carrollton police Officer Kip Daily caught interceptions as a defensive back for the Kansas State Wildcats; shows off what he can do to a purse snatcher
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Flying squirrel left in hot car. Moose inconsolable
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The Indiana police would like the public to return the cash from a truck that spilled thousands of dollars onto the highway
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Man got $0.95 on the Price is Right's Big Wheel. What could possibly go wrong?
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Extortion charges filed over Kevin Hart sex tape, though early reports claim it falls short of expectations
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facepalming-Picard bust looks like it lost a lightsaber duel against a Sith Lord
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Having realized that Jesus was crucified in a loin cloth, school backtracks on plan for "modesty ponchos" at the prom
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Mon April 30, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Haven't had a "meaningless basket as time expires covers the spread, causing huge gambling losses" story in a while
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Taekwondo pioneer Jhoon Rhee dies. If you lived in the D.C. area in the 80s, that jingle is now in your head
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You have a baby. In a bar. Man: No I don't, she is safe and sound in the car with the windows rolled up so no one can get her
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Sun April 29, 2018
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Friends don't let friends drive a Camaro
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Burning man snuffed out by a stroke of bad luck
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(NWA Homepage)
 
 
 
The outlook for stray felines living in a town with no animal shelter can be bleak. One woman has opened her home to almost 800 cats over the years to help keep them safe while the town does nothing. Let's give her a round of applause on Caturday
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Fri April 27, 2018
(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Dog drives electric taxi into mobile-phone shop. Charges pending
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
But Amazon, I thought you said you loved me. You offer all those things you know I want. You taunt me with shiny stuff. Oh how could you do this to me? I hate you. (Fine, take my money)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cohen is the kind of guy that gets drunk at weddings and brags he's in the Russian mob. Is that what attracted Trump to him?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The Trump administration is like roman candles set off in a phone booth
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Whoever left Grandma at Whole Foods 2-3 years ago, please claim her before they throw her out
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Kid catches foul ball with a glove full of popcorn. Since this was at Yankee Stadium, he probably spilled around $150 worth of popcorn
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Teammates giving you the silent treatment after your first home run never gets old. Even better, when it's to mega star Jose Altuve
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(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Johnny Gargano make Aleister Black a one-and-done NXT Champion? WILL Adam Cole survive the 1st-ever defense of the North American Championship? WHY did Roderick Strong join the Undisputed ERA? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You say tomato, I say tomahto. You say potato, I say hand grenade
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Body of man found in Lake Erie 38 years ago identified, hopefully not by smell
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Tue April 24, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey, this FANG stock is really performing well. My investment has dou--aaaaaand it's gone
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Mon April 23, 2018
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
What was in your wallet in 1972?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Officials aren't quite sure how this drunk woman got stuck in this position but they are sure she had a Fark handle which they have refused to release
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Sure there is a woman pinned under it but how is my truck? Except he didn't mention the woman
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Dear Wayne and Wanda: I can't believe my boyfriend decided to take his child to a baseball game instead of spending time with me, his needy, clingy, lonely, co-dependent girlfriend
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Sun April 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Waffle House gunman was stopped by an unarmed bystander. NRA furrows brow, mutters "this wasn't in the script"
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Sat April 21, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
76ers-Heat and Blazers-Pelicans are the two Game 4s, Rockets-Wolves and Thunder-Jazz are the two Game 3s. The NBA Playoffs continue at 2:30pm ET on TNT
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Fri April 20, 2018
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man steals ambulance from hospital, flips it over, ends up as patient in hospital. It's the circle of derp
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Office Owls are watching you procrastinate
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Rogue Bog get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line. Better run Bog. You're much too Rogue Bog
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
RCMP arrest BC beaver in one of the most Canadian stories you'll read today
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Thu April 19, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Winning today's battle of unusual weapons, woman wields crossbow to shoot man armed with machete
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
And a one and a two and a how drunk are you?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So who was the NBA owner who reportedly berated his coach for winning a game late in the season instead of tanking it? Subby's got Steve Ballmer, just because Ballmer's always seemed like a real douche
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Washington Capitals won a playoff game in overtime last night
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Your favorite Gene Hackman movie? Hoosiers. Bite The Bullet. The French Connection. Crimson Tide. Unforgiven. Runaway Jury. The Royal Tenenbaums. Absolute Power. The Quick And The Dead. No Way Out. Young Frankenstein.Wish he hadn't retired
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wait....Trump brand urine tests?
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Tue April 17, 2018
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
The Baboon Uprising has begun
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(Who Ate All The Pies)
 
 
 
So the first question is, how did you sneak the rooster into the stadium for your 'protest'?
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Sun April 15, 2018
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Tearing up a 50% Fresh rating, Rampage gets top score on Rotten Tomatoes for video game adaptations
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man in Tesco parking lot attacked by axe-wielding maniac. That body spray is dangerous stuff
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 13, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cohen the Fixer also negotiated settlement for RNC deputy finance chair who impregnated Playboy model
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Soylent at Walmart is made of people of Walmart
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
If your 4-year-old comes home with three missing teeth from a fight at daycare, it's time to find a new daycare
source: fox4kc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 12, 2018
(Fox News)
 
Weeners
 
Naked man assaults riders on a DC Metro train after doing "naked calisthenics" on the platform
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Wed April 11, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Man brings a chainsaw to a road rage fight and then it gets all Australia
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
That time LBJ went to the Pentagon to fire Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara, when the elevator got stuck and everyone on board thought a coup was going down and other interesting politicians stuck in elevator stories
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(The State)
 
 
 
A home invader breaks into a house and steals 2 chicken nuggets
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Mon April 09, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Ma'am, 911 does not handle spiders. And before you ask, we don't have a flamethrower either"
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Bad ass blonde? Check. Chainsaws? Check. Unholy demons? Check. Yeah, I think I know what comic book I'll be picking up real soon
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cult claims to have mastered invisibility by keeping human body parts hidden in their mouths. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works
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Thu April 05, 2018
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
"Because of his spacial misjudgment, a beer belonging to the fan next to him paid the tragic price and exploded into a frothy mess"
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
In the wake of yesterday's shooting at YouTube headquarters, YouTube stars do what YouTube stars do
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle sued by man who threw a banana at him. Experts predict an unfavorable ruling will be tossed on a peel
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mugger selects random target who turns out to be an MMA fighter
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Lawyer offers reward for the return of Ned's gravestone. Ned was a Martian pilot whose UFO crashed in 1897
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Coffee shop fight has all the makings of a drama with yelling, slapping, fake fainting, breaking glass, selfies, and applause
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Jets GM: "Criticism of past QB picks - It just don't faze me - If you ran like a punk - it wouldn't amaze me"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Mustang Sally, think you better slow that Mustang down
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Sun April 01, 2018
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Well, this is certainly going to make the situation in Sacramento a lot better
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Long Island judge steals neighbor's dirty underwear, leads police on brief chase. Will most likely be suspendered. Still refuses to reveal what Step Two is
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Uber Eats driver says he shot teen who tried to rob him in IHOP parking lot. Dude, Uber Eats will deliver IHOP? Sweet
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Thu March 29, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Mom calls cops after son tries to pay for pot with fake $100 bill, then hands over his brother's Xbox to dealer to make up the debt
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Uber and Lyft are causing regular New York cab drivers to commit suicide. Judd Hirsch and Robert DeNiro are on 24 hour supervision
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drunk? Yes. On an ATV? Yes. Holding a beer and doing donuts in front of a sheriff? Yes. Telling the sheriff to, "come and get me"? Yes, that too
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Wed March 28, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You think $400 is too much for a hand crocheted blanket? How about I charge you $800? Tag is for the customer
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
At least 5 injured after dispute between driver and people on the street leads to driver getting out of van and chasing after people with an ax
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue March 27, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Owl delivering wedding rings to the groom attacks one of the best men. 10 points off for Gryffindor
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Spiderbot transforms into a rolling wheel to fuel your nightmares
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Louisiana family uses alligator for baby gender reveal. Your move, Australia
source: wgno.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon March 26, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kaitlyn Collins blasts Santorum, because Mediaite doesn't care about phrasing anymore
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Darwin's very own method for getting off
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Sat March 24, 2018
(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
New Orleans poorly designed: needs more trolls under bridges
source: thepoke.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri March 23, 2018
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
A Pennsylvania sheriff's officer has put up a wanted poster for Punxsutawney Phil. The poster claims Phil is wanted for deception. Phil is described as having "brown and grey hair, brown eyes, sharp teeth"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Conservative interpretation: "George Clooney HATES America"
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu March 22, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you have a fear of flying, don't watch this footage of a stunt plane avoiding a crash-landing after his engine dies without a change of pants
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Wed March 21, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
If Chris Long does not retire from the NFL, it'll almost certainly be only to help other people. All his game checks last year went to charity
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"I'm going to fight for Jesus" says Bills WR before being arrested for felony vandalism (video in article possibly NSFW)
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK man has died after being assaulted in movie theater for failing to put his cell phone away. Difficulty: By an electronic footrest
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
There's "suspiciously specific denial" and then there's "there are no hazardous materials leaking from these derailed train cars . . . and please stay away"
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