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Fri July 03, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Join or Die"... "E pluribus unum"... "Together we stand, divided we fall"?
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Thu July 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Five US airlines just got a new $25bil golden parachute
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines to yellow-card Covidiots who insist on their freedom to go maskless in flight
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Wed July 01, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Seeing how well Americans are doing with coronavirus so they can travel abroad again, America Airlines announces that they will be offering 25% fewer international seats in 2021
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Airlines resume full flights, noting that you can't actually social distance on a plane. In other words, every time you get on a plane, you're marinating in one of my farts
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
American Airlines CEO says it is 'hard' to avoid furloughs, since if they don't they might see their bonuses drop and that must be avoided at all costs ... okay, so maybe he didn't say the last part. Out loud, anyway
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Market Screener)
 
 
 
American Airlines will stop limiting seat capacity on flights beginning July 1. Don't worry - these things usually self-correct
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airlines warn passengers: Wear a mask or you can't fly. United eagerly hoping you won't comply
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Remember Boeing's 737 MAX? It's been a few days, so here's a new piece with even more bad news
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Mon June 22, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
American begins selling $2bil in junk to raise cash. This is not a metaphor
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Airlines which are clearly part of the Liberal Deep State are not allowing MAGA activists to fly in order to protect Antifa, the Rand Corporation, reverse vampires, Obama, Hillary, Mel Torme, Dwezil Zappa, Spongebob, the Trilateral Commission & Bob
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Virgin Atlantic Airlines may be taking its name a *bit* too literally
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Fed printing money for government. New hotness: Fed printing money for corporations
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Fri June 12, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The smart kids using Robinhood are getting Hertz-ed badly by the old pros
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
American Airlines sees a slump in revenue. "Slump?" 90% is a full-throttle auger-in with a sold-out manifest
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Mon June 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines releases the details of the severance packages for execs if they are laid off when the federal cash expires, including nine months of pay and a little over two years of health-care. Those already fired can go suck avgas exhaust
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Sat June 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Racist Texas Ranger statue removed from Dallas Airport. Texas Rangers contemplating name change back to Washington Senators
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Fri June 05, 2020
(MPR News)
 
 
 
The Labor Department has acknowledged making errors in how it classified people as employed and said the real May rate is worse than the numbers indicate. Oops
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stonks up 800 points on news fake news manufactured by the Department of Labor, proving the only thing important in life in stonks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says Warren Buffett made a mistake in dumping his airline stocks. Because if anyone knows about running an airline, or making billions in picking stocks, it's Trump
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Thu June 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
US flights are adding passengers as people realize mobs of riot cops can't do much in the air with all their gear checked
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
NASDAQ 100 erases all losses from coronavirus pandemic, so we're all good now
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
I could focus on the heartwarming aspects of this story, but I'd rather point out that the CEO of American Airlines flies Southwest
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Thu May 28, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American cuts 30% from its bloated midsection. This is not a metaphor
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Easyjet has a problem with a third of its workforce
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Wed May 27, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Maybe it's because people who play the market don't typically die from coronovirus?
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Wed May 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If airlines are suffering so much during this coronavirus pandemic, why are so many flights packed? Answer that plane gremlins
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Boeing CEO predicts one "major" bankruptcy in the airline industry. Subby left wondering which American airline he was hinting at
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Mon May 11, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Delta Air Lines started 2020 with its most successful year in company history. But with air travel nearly shut down by coronavirus, the airline is now bleeding money and will drop 10 more airports from its already skeletal network"
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines will let you pay to keep middle seat empty on your flight. For a little extra, a United Airlines employee can come aboard and drag the guy across from you off the plane kicking and screaming
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
DOW jumps 300 points on hopes that we'll turn those machines back on
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(CNN)
 
 
 
United to its workers: Thought about quitting? You might save the company for our executives
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Mon May 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market investors are starting to realize you can't make money if you kill off all the workers by reopening the economy too soon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That thread about how America can't accept 2,000 deaths a day as the new normal, don't worry, you won't have to tolerate that level. It's going to be 3,000 a day instead
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Delta to put its last Mad Dogs down soon
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
American Airlines posts $2.2 billion net loss, its first quarterly loss since emerging from bankruptcy in 2013. Says it's burning cash to the tune of $70 million per day
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
30 million
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Visualization shows how "tiny invisible droplets from a single cough" can spread across an entire airplane. Add this to your nightmare fuel for the next time you take a flight
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Tue April 28, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask." "Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask." "Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask." "Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask." "Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask" Etc
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Mon April 27, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Woman 'stunned' to be on crowded flight with no social distancing, having apparently been previously unaware of the average American's self discipline or American Airline's lack of concern for passenger survival rates
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Thu April 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not sure which is stranger these days, half the people of a flight not wearing masks or that the plane itself was 80-90% full
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Wed April 22, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
FEMA impounds 400,000 N95 masks headed for Michigan. Go ahead, Google what party the governor of Michigan is a member of. Yeah, he's that petty
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Tue April 21, 2020
(France 24)
 
 
 
Virgin pounded down under, goes tits up
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Airplane flying looks like this now
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Like, here's a mystery: how are the airlines staying alive after all the passengers were scared off? G-g-g-g-ghost planes? ZOINKS
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Airlines: Give us money. US Treasury: OK, each of you gets a free $100 million, but 30% of anything above that is a loan at 1% interest. Airlines: What part of "GIVE" do you not understand?
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Thu April 09, 2020
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
You think your industry is hurting now? This one deserves the sick tag in more ways than one
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Been flying American lately? You may want to get a Covid test
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Murican Airlines flight with a mind-blowing 11 passengers does an even bigger mind-blowing act: made them all sit in the last 3 rows. Yes, paid upgrades were the only way any of them could move from the pack
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Booze sales jump 55% during this coronavirus pandemic ..which can only mean those of us doing the shelter-at-home thing have our priorities straight
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Flight Attendants Union: Bail out our employers to save our jobs. Feds: OK, but with conditions. Union: Your bail out will cost us our jobs
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Wed April 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Americans, knowing that the world is ending, are cleaning out the booze aisle along with the TP and hand sanitizer
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Bad news about that American Airlines flight attendant who went to the hospital. ▪ The hospital? What is it? ▪ It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Welcome aboard flight 183 to Springfield. Please take a moment to look to your right and to your left and get acquainted with your fellow future hospital patients
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Airline CEOs cross their fingers and say they'll behave after a bailout
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Mike Rowe's blowing out 58 candles today. It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it
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Tue March 17, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I say, let em' crash
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you chose "Airlines" as the first industry to line up for a bailout, come collect your case of Corona
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Sun March 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
American Airlines to suspend all long-haul international flights starting tomorrow. Customers will be billed a $55 convenience fee for this upgrade
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Wed March 11, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The biggest global track of 2019 comes courtesy of Mumblebjörk
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Billie Eilish strips down to her bra at a concert to make a statement about purple monkey dishwasher
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Tue March 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
White House: plan for economic response to coronavirus is 'not there right now'. Stock market: that several hundred point rally from earlier this morning is also 'not there right now'
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Southwest's CEO says he'll take a 10% pay cut, which should do wonders for all the employees about to be 100% laid off
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