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headlines found matching 'American Airlines'
Thu June 23, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The J6 hearing were today/ Yet another dramatic play/ Trump's folks are farked/ His folks are cucked/ Now join us for the MSNBC Thread at 7PM EDT
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Wed June 22, 2022
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Red Air flight 203 is now arriving at... oh fark
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AZ man spent 17 days in jail for crime he didn't commit. He blames American Airlines. He is right
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Fri June 03, 2022
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Traveling by air these days is more like taking the bus. Really
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Wed June 01, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Just in time for the early spring to the midterms, guess who's going to court to bring back a mask mandate?
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
United Airlines is no longer accepting debit, credit, or cash for in-flight purchases. I guess that just leaves "nature's credit card" as the only payment option
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Thu May 19, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Landmark case recognizes Bored Ape NFT as an asset. This will evolve well
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Mon May 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
JetBlue launches hostile takeover bid for Spirit Airlines
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Fri May 13, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman attempts to go through JFK Airport with nine boxes of ammunition. No word on how long she was held up with arguments on whether they were clips or magazines
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Looks like Ted hit the wings-fall-off switch again
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(Teslarati)
 
 
 
Starlink will now charge for roaming, ending one of the best things about Starlink
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Fri April 29, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has just informed us that we will soon be starting our descent into Las Vegas. At this time I'll ask you to return your tray tables and any newly-married brides to their original upright position"
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Sun April 24, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you show up 30 minutes before the plane is scheduled to leave, and you only have 15 minutes to get through security, whose fault is it really if you don't make your flight in time?
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Fri April 22, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Everybody: "The government must stop inflation immediately, using any available tools to do so." Federal Reserve: "OK." Everybody: "Nooo, not like that" *EVERYBODY PANIC*
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
American Airlines does what American Airlines does... this time, to a wheelchair basketball team
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Thu April 21, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Impatient passenger deploys slide to exit aircraft. Loses style points for not grabbing a couple of beers on the way out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
420 cases of cognac disappear on American Airlines flight. Drew unavailable for comment
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Wed April 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
This year's summer travel season will be a great time to stay home
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands It's ticking away with my sanity I've got too much time on my hands It's hard to believe such a calamity I've got too much time on my hands And it's ticking away, ticking away from me Too much
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Playstation's viral marketing for the new hit game Logan's Run seems a little strong
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Thu April 14, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
American Airlines announces new "duct taped to the seat fare" just $81,000 from Dallas to Charlotte
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
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How do you like them fapples?
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Fri April 08, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
American Airlines celebrates two years of cancellations, bailouts, and stock buy-backs by becoming American Buslines
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
In the past 12 months Boeing's share price has dropped like a 737 MAX so news that an Air France 777 "went nuts" on approach and the aborted landing won't have helped matters
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Wed April 06, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
JetBlue: No, WE want to form the Vortex of Suck with Spirit Airlines
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Thu March 31, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The future of airlines is creating private cabins for rich people in 90% of the plane and cramming 200 poors in the other 10% of the plane
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Tue March 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
China crash is 'unprecedented' given Boeing 737′s stellar safety record, says aviation analyst at not The Onion
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Fri March 18, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If you've found yourself disappointed at the overall lack of drunkenly violent, anti-mask MAGATs on your last few plane trips, American Airlines may be offering just what you need
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Wed March 16, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Kanye West attacks paparazzi in LA, must have thought the guy was Pete Davidson
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Sun March 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Longer Cold War airline routes are back: London to Tokyo via Alaska
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Thu March 10, 2022
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Woman sues Jerry Jones, claiming he's her father. Says there's definitely a family resemblance as she hasn't won a Super Bowl in 27 years either
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