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headlines found matching 'American Airlines'
Mon August 01, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If more than 35 people PER DAY had their legs broken while flying, there would be investigations. But break that many wheelchairs per day, and the response is "Oops, sorry, here's a coupon for a future flight"
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Sun July 31, 2022
(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Old and busted: airline loses your luggage. New hotness: Airline loses your child
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Thu July 28, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
That's the spirit JetBlue
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Mon July 25, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Today's episode of Reset The Clock is brought to you courtesy of Dallas Love Field Airport
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Wed July 13, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Rowdy the cat finally captured after weeks of dodging airport personnel, airline employees, and animal experts at Logan International. Username checks out
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Thu July 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember that scheduling glitch where American Airlines pilots could drop flights and there was nothing the company could do to forcefully recall them to work? Yeah, now they're offering triple pay for pilots to pick those flights up
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
American Airlines to give pilots 17% raise. United will still punch you in the face and drag you off plane if you dare ask for one
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Sat July 02, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines IT department solves the pilot shortage
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Fri July 01, 2022
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
With staff shortages, Covid, and stress, don't expect the friendly skies to be friendly or efficient this 4 July weekend
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
'Potential odor' halts American Airlines flight heading to Florida, because the last thing we need to do is import more strange smells to the strangest state
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(Independent)
 
 
 
In-flight dick pic airdrop creates turbulence on Southwest
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Thu June 23, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The J6 hearing were today/ Yet another dramatic play/ Trump's folks are farked/ His folks are cucked/ Now join us for the MSNBC Thread at 7PM EDT
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Wed June 22, 2022
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Red Air flight 203 is now arriving at... oh fark
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AZ man spent 17 days in jail for crime he didn't commit. He blames American Airlines. He is right
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Fri June 03, 2022
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Traveling by air these days is more like taking the bus. Really
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Wed June 01, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Just in time for the early spring to the midterms, guess who's going to court to bring back a mask mandate?
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
United Airlines is no longer accepting debit, credit, or cash for in-flight purchases. I guess that just leaves "nature's credit card" as the only payment option
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Thu May 19, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Landmark case recognizes Bored Ape NFT as an asset. This will evolve well
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Mon May 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
JetBlue launches hostile takeover bid for Spirit Airlines
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Fri May 13, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman attempts to go through JFK Airport with nine boxes of ammunition. No word on how long she was held up with arguments on whether they were clips or magazines
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Looks like Ted hit the wings-fall-off switch again
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(Teslarati)
 
 
 
Starlink will now charge for roaming, ending one of the best things about Starlink
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Fri April 29, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has just informed us that we will soon be starting our descent into Las Vegas. At this time I'll ask you to return your tray tables and any newly-married brides to their original upright position"
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Sun April 24, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you show up 30 minutes before the plane is scheduled to leave, and you only have 15 minutes to get through security, whose fault is it really if you don't make your flight in time?
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Fri April 22, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Everybody: "The government must stop inflation immediately, using any available tools to do so." Federal Reserve: "OK." Everybody: "Nooo, not like that" *EVERYBODY PANIC*
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
American Airlines does what American Airlines does... this time, to a wheelchair basketball team
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Thu April 21, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Impatient passenger deploys slide to exit aircraft. Loses style points for not grabbing a couple of beers on the way out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
420 cases of cognac disappear on American Airlines flight. Drew unavailable for comment
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Wed April 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
This year's summer travel season will be a great time to stay home
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands It's ticking away with my sanity I've got too much time on my hands It's hard to believe such a calamity I've got too much time on my hands And it's ticking away, ticking away from me Too much
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Playstation's viral marketing for the new hit game Logan's Run seems a little strong
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