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Mon November 12, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Love Tide Pods, but wish you could serve them in more than a more party-friendly manner? Great news, there's now a Tide Party Box
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Threesomes don't usually include random home invaders, but who are we to judge?
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Thu November 08, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man, college football edition: "I don't give a damn about the Gators"
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay involved in road rage incident that wounded a child. On the scene is Wichita Chief of Police Gordon Ramsay SORRY I NEED TO READ AHEAD NEXT TIME
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Wed November 07, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The state of New Hampshire's DMV wishes to remind everyone that despite the recent attempt, they are not a drive through service
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Penguins win against the Capitals in DC? Can the Avalanche avenge their playoff series loss to the Predators? Can the Ducks douse the Flames? It is your Wednesday Night hockey thread, the puck drops at 7:30pm EST on NBCSN. SHUT UP PIERRE
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
At 1 pm, it's CSKA Moskva & Roma or Valencia & Young Boys. At 3, the big match is Benfica & Ajax, Lyon & Hoffenheim, Man City & Shakhtar Donetsk, or Juventus & Man United. It's Match Day 4, Part 2 of THE CHAMPIONS
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Tue November 06, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
We understand that elections can be harrowing, but that doesn't mean you're allowed to blow up the Supervisor of Elections Office, Florida Man
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
For anyone caring, Monaco is playing Brugge, while Red Star play Liverpool right now. At 3:00, the main batch starts with Atletico vs Dortmund, Napoli & PSG, Spurs & PSV, or Schalke vs Galatasaray. It's Match Day 4, Part 1 of THE CHAMPIONS
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
One dead in Christmas crash. I swear, this holiday starts earlier every year
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan Man tries to claim titlebelt from Florida Man
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Mon November 05, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
New ax-throwing venue offers to be a place you can 'relax and have a good time,' at least if you're able to relax around multiple Florida Men throwing axes around
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Sun November 04, 2018
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
You've been drunk but have you been jump on a horse, and ride it to the track at Churchill Downs drunk?
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Fri November 02, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Mass shooting reported at Florida yoga studio [Update: four wounded, shooter dead]
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Tue October 30, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
We have found a witch, or 100s of them. How do you know they are witches? What do you burn apart from witches? Wood So, why do witches burn? Cuz they're made of... wood? Does wood sink in water? No, it floats. So... if they weigh the same as a ducks??
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Fri October 26, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Petition to change celebrating Halloween to the last Saturday in October. Subby does not think changing the day will make any difference. Parents will still ignore their kids safety and continue texting. Discuss:
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Thu October 25, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Former employee sentenced for stealing $400K from hospital, which works out to about three aspirin and a used IV needle
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Wed October 24, 2018
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Return of the Champions. The early games are Bayern at AEK Athens and Young Boys host Valencia and 1PM EDT. The late games have Manchester United host Juventus. starting at 3PM EDT
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
DeLand man accused of stealing De Parts from the De Planes will face De Big House
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Mon October 22, 2018
(Some Food Guy)
 
 
 
For some reason even the best Chinese restaurants usually serve factory-packaged almond cookies with all the appeal of a cardboard beer coaster with a toenail on top. Here's how to get that disgusting image out of your brain
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Fri October 19, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando police extend computer-aided facial hair recognition program developed by Amazon, despite concerns from privacy advocates and goateed evil twins everywhere
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Thu October 18, 2018
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
Have you ever heard of 4-Mation 3D Zoetropes? Until today I was calling them spinny animation art
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Gardner arrested for plant thefts
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Tue October 16, 2018
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Astros troll Red Sox in advance of Game 3 tonight. Get all the exposure you can get now, fellas, because if you face the Brewers in the World Series, no one will be watching or care
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Sat October 13, 2018
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Bellator 208, Chael Sonnen vs Fedor Emelianenko , Benson Henderson vs Saad Awad. Prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Paramount Network
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(Some Brainy Guy)
 
 
 
"I got Twizzlers." "I got Sweet Tarts." "I got a Snickers." "I got a brain"
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(Some Salty Guy)
 
 
 
Making a brine: Easy. Soaking a bird in the brine without letting it get too warm: Not so easy
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Fri October 12, 2018
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Do, a deer, a Best Buy deer, Ray, the guy trying to sell me the product replacement plan. Me, the person screaming in terror. So, the deer eventually left
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 207 Matt Mitrione vs Ryan Bader, Roy "Big Country" Nelson vs Sergei Kharitonov. Prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET on the Paramount Network
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Wed October 10, 2018
(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
European cows make the sound "shazoon", what sound does a Japanese cat make?
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Sorry your old table exploded. Here's a new one
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Dead body found floating in Cocoa. See, that's what being Cuckoo gets you
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Tue October 09, 2018
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
A Louisville man posted on Facebook that he was being harassed by the police. The responding police officer proved him right
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Fri October 05, 2018
(Some Carbon-Based Life Form)
 
 
 
Hello, Jimmy Dean. Let's play a game
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Thu October 04, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you can't train a dog to fetch a duck by the time you are 79 years old, don't except any sympathy when they find you in the mud, up to your neck because you had to fetch it yourself
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Wed October 03, 2018
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Champions League week 2 day2. Early games are PSG vs Red Star and Locomotiv Moscow vs Schalke at 1pm EDT. Following that we have Tottenham vs Barcelona, Napoli vs Liverpool, and a bunch of other games at 3pm EDT
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Tue October 02, 2018
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Champions League week 2. The fun starts at 1pm EDT with Man City vs. Hoffenheim and Juve vs YB. The rest of the matches follow at 3pm EDT
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Fri September 28, 2018
(Ring of Honor Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Jay Lethal survive the "Aerial Assassin"? Will the Bullet Club bring order to CHAOS? Are the Briscoes going to get help for The Addiction? LIVE from LAS VEGAS, Ring Of Honor: Death Before Dishonor 2018 starts at 9pm ET on PPV, HonorClub
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(Ryder Cup)
 
 
 
I need a Ryder Cup discussion this morning. USA USA USA
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Wed September 26, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man charged with stealing, burying $400K in silver coins in his backyard. No word if he'll be forced to walk the plank
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
'Breakfast Bandit' on the looooooooose in Georgia, raiding chain hotels of their free lobby breakfasts
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia suspends tampon ban for prison visitors. About bloody time
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The nice, elderly Christmas pot smugglers have been given probation. Still on naughty list
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Tue September 25, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump's tariffs incentivize companies that manufacture goods in the U.S. to relocate their operations overseas
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Sun September 23, 2018
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Finders keepers, losers wee.... no, wait... finders get put on the 10 most wanted list
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Officer Vodak decides to go to the firing range
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Fri September 21, 2018
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 205, with A.J. McKee vs John Macapa, Rafael Lovato Jr vs John Salter. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Paramount Network
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Thu September 20, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
'I just don't belong on that field anymore.'
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Another ruptured gas line in Massachusetts leads to yet another evacuation. Marlborough Man inconsolable
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever." Oh yeah: "Don't drive on the railroad track"
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Wed September 19, 2018
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It's part 2 of March Day 1. Ajax vs AEK or Shakhtar vs Hoffenheim at 12:55 pm ET; Bayern vs Benfica, Man City vs Lyon, Young Boys vs Man Utd, Real vs Roma, or Valencia vs Juve at 3:00. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Wednesday Discussion Thread
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Tue September 18, 2018
(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Trump to visit Hurricane-ravaged Carolina this week. Well, not the Carolina that got directly hit by the storm. Tough to get a good photo op there right now
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Group B kicks off at 12:55 pm ET as Barca play PSV, Internationale vs Spurs. Then, Groups A, C, & D go with Liverpool vs PSG as the headline. It's Match Day 1. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion Thread
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Mon September 17, 2018
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Audit: Massachusetts issued 1900 driver's licenses to dead people, which explains Massachusetts drivers
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Sun September 16, 2018
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
You can't make these things up: Couple caught shoplifting clothes to wear for their upcoming court appearance
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Sat September 15, 2018
(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Because it apparently still needs to be said: Don't run generators indoors
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Wed September 12, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Puppy who doesn't have long to live is getting his bucket list "fluff-illed"
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Tue September 11, 2018
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Taco Bell voted best Mexican restaurant in the country by morons, but it still can't beat a New York Slice
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to fly inside a WWII B-17 Flying Fortress? Here's your chance. Bonus: In reality, not simulation
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Sat September 08, 2018
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man pleads no contest to charges after chasing his neighbor with a tractor while yelling "Run Fat Ass." With bonus video and crazy old coot mugshot
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Wed September 05, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Another day, another explosive book release detailing President* Trump's lies, cheats, and mulligans
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Mon September 03, 2018
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
The Frazier History Museum *mm^-.-^mm* and the Kentucky Distillers' Association *mm^•.-^mm* cut the ribbon Thursday for the Kentucky Bourbon Trail Welcome Center. *mm^•.•^mm*
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Sun September 02, 2018
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Massive, disgusting chemical bomb explodes in Texas
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Fri August 31, 2018
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Helium shortage hits Party City hard. You could always use hydrogen. Oh, the humanity
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Thu August 30, 2018
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
6-year-old boy suffering kidney disease doesn't want cash, but a birthday card sure would be nice. Come on, Farkers, let's do this. Address in article
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Wed August 29, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Ski mask on head and socks on hands in August heat looked suspicious. That's some fine police work there, Lou
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Will the owner of the lizard please contact the Davie police?
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Cops need to really crack down on people leaving dogs in cars on hot summer days
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Mon August 27, 2018
(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
You know, there is a reason why "loose items" are forbidden on roller coasters
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Sat August 25, 2018
(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Are you ready for some football on Caturday?
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Fri August 24, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less frustrating than that Japanese dating sim you play on your other Steam account it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to D&D Chronicles of Mystara on sale for under $4 USD. What have you been playing? Side note favourite arcade games?
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Wed August 22, 2018
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Family includes "vomiter" mushrooms in meal. What could go wrong?
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Old Italian lady in caftan says she wasn't asked to do MTV Video Award tribute to Aretha Franklin, they'd just projected a giant image of the Queen Of Soul while she related her shared plight as a retired diva from Michigan
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Shoplifter steals 99 packs of Pokemon cards "out of spite" because an employee confronted him about stuffing a ham in his underwear
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Tue August 21, 2018
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Champions League Qualification: Benfica vs PAOK for us Yanks in the States. TNT has the coverage starting at 3pm EDT
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Mon August 20, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man posts YouTube video showing a helicopter almost colliding with his drone. The FAA is not amused
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Thu August 16, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Aretha Franklin- The 60 Minutes interview. Watch the Queen of Soul make Ed Bradley squirm
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Tue August 14, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Woman killing rattlesnake in her backyard, then eating it, is apparently newsworthy in Phoenix. In Florida, such would only be newsworthy if she unhinged her jaw first, then ate it raw
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Mon August 13, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Generator cat is watching you masturbate
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Fri August 10, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Age-old banana problem solved (pic)
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(PGA)
 
 
 
Some guy with "Wood" in his last name is leading the PGA Championship after 1 round. Who will chase him down? This is your PGA Championship Round 2 thread (Streaming on PGA.com, 2 p.m. TNT)
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Thu August 09, 2018
(PGA)
 
 
 
Golf's final major for 2018 at Bellerive is underway. Streaming is on PGA.com, TNT Coverage begins at 2:00 EDT. It will be hot, dry and fast
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Tag is for whomever keeps hitting the 152-year-old covered bridge connecting VT and NH
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
I have had it with these motherfarkin' snakes in these motherfarkin' library stacks
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Wed August 08, 2018
(929jack.com)
 
 
 
DESPACITO - the METAL VERSION
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Fri August 03, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Red Tide decimating Florida; Nick Saban wanted for questioning
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Authorities are unsure if the cause was Martin or Charlie
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Thu August 02, 2018
(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Naked burglar waits for homeowner to return, helps himself to sandwich & cookies
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Papa Johns founder John Schnatter understands how much you miss him as the public face of the pizza chain and is insisting that the board allow him to come back
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Mon July 30, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby giraffe finally gets a name
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Fri July 27, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Bad things can happen when you tell your fiancee you want to invite your ex-lover to your wedding
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Thu July 26, 2018
(Money Control (India))
 
 
 
French mayor bans mosquitoes from entering town. Unsure if serious
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Wed July 25, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Attention office drone. HR has learned that eating at your desk is bad for you and hurts productivity. Since this hurts The Company, you may no longer eat at your desk. Please note your Total Eating Time Away (TETA) and add as required to end of day
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Mon July 23, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
At first, the crash victim must have thought he was being rescued by the fanciest EMTs alive
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Sat July 21, 2018
(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Michigan high school stocks its classrooms with "safety buckets" ...just in case there's one of those everyday mass shootings
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