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Sat July 24, 2021
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
You want some Olympics? We've got your Olympics right here, with live streams of 27 ongoing events (and counting), including New Zealand vs USA in women's soccer at 7:30 AM ET (also on regular NBC)
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Fri July 23, 2021
(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Less controversial than telling your kids Elsa is Sub Zero's daughter it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Defense Grid: The Awakening & Verdun free at Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: favourite 6th gen console games (DC/PS2/GC/XBOX)?
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Thu July 22, 2021
(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
If your steak is tuff just borrow an axe
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Bad: You crash your bicycle and fall down an embankment into some water. AAHHHH: A 9-foot alligator comes out of the water and grabs you
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Sun July 18, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"Neighbors say this isn't the first time the rocks have come flying into the neighborhood"
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ex-Con "You can't arrest me for anything". Wanna bet
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Wed July 14, 2021
(KCRG)
 
 
 
I need to be at the gym in 26 minutes....10,000 days in a row
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're fired. whirrrrrr...clunk
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
Boobies
 
Marcus Crassus makes an appearance at Cannes
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Fri July 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For a hundred bucks you could win your very own firetruck
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
No matter what your level of privilege is, your Mercedes will not go through a tree downed by a tropical storm and you be subject to a drive of shame
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Thu July 08, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Boo Boo found dead after being struck by vehicle. Yogi inconsolable
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Marjorie Trailer-trash Greene upset that she's not a doctor and that science is killing her base
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Sun July 04, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
I heard about this ice cream from the guy standing next to me at a urinal
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Fri July 02, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Man hikes Mt. Washington with a) his friends, b) his dog, or c) his cat
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Google Assistant recording leak: "the AI Assistant still listens to your conversations discreetly"
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(Minor League Baseball)
 
 
 
In Florida Complex League action, Wilmer Fenelon of the Tigers earns the win, while Wilmer Fenelon of the Tigers gets the loss. Erwin Schrödinger nods in approval
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Pretending to be a firework is also going to run afoul of our noise ordinances"
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Boston Dynamics' creepy ass robots challenge BTS to a dance-off. Article includes ~45 seconds of actual creepy ass dance footage
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Thu June 24, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
...and now they're returning the favor, Walmart Bon Jovi
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee Constitution bars atheists and religious leaders from holding office. State government finally decided to fix it. By removing the ban on preachers but leaving the ban on atheists
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Wed June 23, 2021
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a five hour delay on a bridge due to a traffic accident, go fishing
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Mon June 21, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Here's your weekly message in a bottle story to tug at your heart strings
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Sun June 20, 2021
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Your FedEx package is going to be even later than usual
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Sat June 19, 2021
(WRCB)
 
 
 
To the silver lining, glass half full optimists out there, that ransomware payment you made is tax deductible
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Welcome to Florida, kids
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Fri June 18, 2021
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"HELLO? You play to add to your list of NCAA violations"
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(Valley News Live)
 
 
 
Was he singing Free Bird?
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Hoosiers vow to rebuild after 3.8 magnitude earthquake rocks Central Indiana
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Thu June 17, 2021
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Yes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret is retiring the Angels fashion shows
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Wed June 16, 2021
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
That's one attractive kid
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Tue June 15, 2021
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Are you tucked in and ready for a story?
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Fri June 11, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
The largest moth in North America has been spotted clinging to a storefront. How they measured every single other moth in North America still unclear
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 260 features Douglas Lima vs Yaroslav Amosov for the welterweight title. Prelims at 6 PM ET on YouTube, main card at 9 PM ET on Showtime. Invicta is having a one-night atomweight tournament at 8 PM ET on AXS TV and YouTube
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Looks like the hamburglar has learned to code as McDonald's is the latest large company to report a data breach
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced their solar panels with magnifying glasses. Let's see if they notice
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
37 pieces of flare might have been too much
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Federalist Senior Editor Mollie RBF Hemingway issues alarm about the VP's laugh. Things look dark for Kamala
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Wed June 09, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
To the beach in Maine our family goes. Feet stained black by god only knows. (It's squished bugs between our toes) It won't wash off with the garden hose
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
When hiding bodies in a lake, try to at least choose one that doesn't drain completely every few years
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Conn. man killed when he crashes motorcycle into bear
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
NY, Friday: Schools, you can lift the mask mandate. NY, Sunday: Oopsies, not yet. Check again Monday
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Thu June 03, 2021
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Driver hits five parked cars and a fire hydrant, would have been a for sure DUI but he missed a fence
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Local man attacks what he imagines critical race theory to be
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In other news, it gets hotter as we move into the summer months
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It turns out the good people of Arizona really like their legal weed
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
With all the speed of an Urbanmech, Mechwarrior 5 and its DLC have finally hit Steam. Who's playing and how do you like it? LGT steam store
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Wed June 02, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
You'd think a sculpture that sells for $18,000 would be really something, but in this case it's literally nothing. Italian artist sells "invisible" sculpture for $18,000 smashing pre-sale estimates of $3,000-$6,000 for the non-existent work
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Sun May 30, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Borders still closed but people are still weird
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Thu May 27, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Lightning strike suspected in Windham Hill Inn fire. It sounded like a loud BOOM. Then windchimes and ocean surf, and some gauzy impressionism
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Balls aren't the only thing getting ripped off at the annual Testicle Festival. In other news, apparently there's an annual Testicle Festival
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman who attacked another woman at a Little Caesar's has been arrested for assault, kidnapping, and having horrible taste in pizza
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Ice cream shop owner in subby's hometown channels his inner Josh Duggar and lectures girls on how being groomed is good for character building. In a job posting
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Subcontractor handling hand recount in Arizona: Get us the hell away from here
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
🎶 My Maserati does 185 / Get out of my way and you'll stay alive / If you don't, finna pull out my gat / shoot you in the head, how bout dat? 🎶
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(Fremont News Messenger)
 
 
 
On this day in 1977 we were introduced to droids, jedi, the force, death stars and unexpected incest in a galaxy far, far away
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Mon May 24, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Doc Rivers: "I can't believe that was 10,000, 11,000 people. There's no way. I think we're counting like the Republicans because it felt like 30,000 people in the stands. They were amazing. "
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Sun May 23, 2021
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Someone is now the proud owner of a non-fungible token of a soon-to-be-deleted YouTube video involving children. It only cost them $760,000
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Sat May 22, 2021
(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Mandatory 10-digit dialing starts today throughout Florida Panhandle. What could possibly go wrong?
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Fri May 21, 2021
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 259, Chris Cyborg vs Leslie Smith, Darrion Caldwell vs Leandro Higo. Prelims stream at 5:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Showtime. Invicta 44 on AXS TV, prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET. Also LFA 108
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Thu May 20, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
It's where you can hit and cook the deer at the same time
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Wed May 19, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Yeah, as much as you want to hug this good boy, you don't want to be near him when he shakes after the rescue
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman mistakes Little Caesar's for a Chuck-E-Cheese and viciously attacks another woman, stomping on her head while everyone stands around and films
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Tue May 18, 2021
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
It was a slow death
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Mon May 17, 2021
(DPoisn)
 
 
 
"Today's quote comes from the leader of Fark" - Abraham Lincoln
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Taco Bell hates America
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Sun May 16, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Moon?
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
"We're done with the Cape"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Election idiocy in Arizona is widening
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(Salem Statesman-Journal)
 
 
 
What's one thing which will unite farmers, ranchers, rednecks, businessmen, politicians, environmentalists, tribal leaders, and states' rights folks? Water
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Fri May 14, 2021
(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
Beachgoers warned to stay away from monk seals as they haven't finished their celibacy vows yet
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Ice cream sales fall off a cliff
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Welcome to the living hell of Joe Biden's America, where gas, bullets, and Chick-Fil-A sauce are rationed
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(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
"HSI says he may look different from his photo as he has since been shot in the face"
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gas shortage? Meh. Shortage on Chik-fil-A sauce packets? EVERYBODY PANIC
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Tue May 11, 2021
(WJRT)
 
 
 
Who knows more about Covid - elite scientists or your local small-town school?
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Mon May 10, 2021
(WRCB)
 
 
 
"Hixson business owner flies large kite in Red Bank". That's right today May 9th 2021 a guy who owns a business in the town of Hixson actually flew a bigger than normal kite. News you can use
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Sun May 09, 2021
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The Arizona "audit" is a shiatshow that the "auditors" are making up as they go along
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona decides knocking on voters' doors and interrogating them regarding their voting record might be a bit over the top
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Sat May 08, 2021
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Don't take your snake out in the cold
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 258, Juan Archuleta vs Sergio Pettis, Anthony "Rumble" Johnson returns to fight Jose Augusto Barros. Also Patricky Pitbull, Michael "Venom" Page, Raufeon Stots. Prelims stream at 5:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Showtime
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Wed May 05, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British cat passes the gang initiation
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Solar Man first to enter Arizona GOP clown car to defeat Space Man
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Tue May 04, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
There is no try. Wear a seat belt you will
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(Vineland Daily Journal)
 
 
 
"Hot shucking" melts ceiling tiles, light fixtures and activates fire sprinklers
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(Vineland Daily Journal)
 
 
 
Two all beef patties, special sauce lettuce cheese on a feces stained wrapper
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
♪ Shot in the face ♫ ♪ It's all part of the game ♫ ♪ that gives BB guns a bad name. ♪ ♫
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Sat May 01, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
If a tree falls on a porta potty on a Civil War battlefield, will the occupant make a sound?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Can you SMELLLLL what the Rock is donating? (Narrator: If you can smell 'em, unplug 'em. They're overheating.)
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Fri April 30, 2021
(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
Florida Bear. That is all
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
John Elway or Ryan Leaf... time will tell
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"Good effort, though"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Unauthorized trees, some planted two decades ago - and the 261 complaints about them from one individual over a two-day period - make Hawaii slightly less para-dicey. The trees would say "Please leaf us alone." Larch. The Larch
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Wed April 28, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Good news. It stopped snowing so you won't get fined for parking on the street when we plow. Oh, and don't park on the street, we're sweeping them
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Florida man clearly tired of waiting to be in a headline, carjacks own car because if you want something done right, well
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Tacos, margaritas and cornhole, but enough about your mom
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Tue April 27, 2021
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
GOP governor sues GOP legislature in GOP court over GOP rejection of GOP requested emergency powers. /GOP
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Teenage girl chooses the wrong pedal and parks inside a NAPA auto parts store. Police say they're still investigating the cause of the accident; subby points at first two words of headline
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Sammiches. Mouthholes. Yummies
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We have no experience with elections and are run by a conspiracy theorist, so clearly the methods we use in auditing the election must be kept secret and not revealed to the courts, and I cannot trust the wine in front of you
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Sat April 24, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Man arrested after head-butting staffers at Southie restaurant, fleeing crash with trash bags full of marijuana
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Fri April 23, 2021
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
Video
 
"Peabody Woman Gives Birth in Bathroom to Surprise Baby." Jeez, lady, just play peekaboo like everyone else
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Thu April 22, 2021
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Respected Tennessee state senator Thelma Harper dies. Mama's Family will never be the same
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Japanese animation shows what happens when 10 naked people stand closely around a table and start vomiting on each other. Subby didn't watch until the end but assumes that tentacles and used panties became involved at some point
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Would you take $50 to come in for an interview? What if is was for McDonald's? In Florida?
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"But Hole was previously known to authorities." Uh huh huh
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Proof that sometimes Florida ends up in the news for all the right reasons
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Sun April 18, 2021
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona to conduct an "independent" audit of election, funded by Trumpies and conducted by conspiracy-theorist company. Surely this will be on the up-and-up
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Fri April 16, 2021
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
World-class mastermind unsuccessfully tries to ram a truck into a store to steal healthful, liberating, and empowering substance, then shoots a bystander who tried to stop the burglary
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 257: The light heavyweight Grand Prix continues with Vadim Nemcov vs Phil Davis II & Corey Anderson vs Dovletdzhan Yagshimuradov. Prelims stream at 5:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Showtime. Also LFA 104, Combate Global
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Tue April 13, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Pepper spray is a salt
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
IHOP is introducing bigger steakhouse-style bacon
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Finally, the perfect job for you baseball loving Farkers
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Reddit)
 
 
 
♫ I want my baby bat baby bat baby bat baby bat ♫
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Drivers license lost in a tornado in Calhoun, found by a boy in Calhoun. No big deal you say? Well think again
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 256, Ryan Bader vs Lyoto Machida II, Liz Carmouche vs Vanessa Porto. Prelims stream at 6 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Showtime
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Thu April 08, 2021
(WRCB)
 
 
 
10-digit phone dialing coming to northern Mississippi. Effective April 17, 2021 when Sarah the operator retires. No more just dialing BR549
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
BREAKING: Bobby Bowden received a Florida Medal of Freedom. ALSO BREAKING: Apparently there's a Florida Medal of Freedom
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(Port Huron Times Herald)
 
 
 
Sixteen teams of handlers & dogs from a local therapy dog group are helping to alleviate the stress & providing comfort at St. Clair County vaccine clinics. Please welcome these good boys & girls & their handlers to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Mon April 05, 2021
(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
Brewery customer writes "I'm sorry the server gets screwed on this" on the receipt along with his reason for not tipping
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Anti-mask bar owner arrested for hosting all-male strip show that was anti-codpiece
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Sat April 03, 2021
(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
"I think he knew that he was home and was just so happy." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri April 02, 2021
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Ultra-rare giraffe death trifecta in play
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 255, Patricio Pitbull vs Emmanuel Sanchez II, Neiman Gracie vs Jason Jackson. Prelims stream at 6 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Showtime
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
More fun than waiting for your game to load on a 1541 it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Tales of the Neon Sea free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: hidden gems (recent or from back in the day) that others missed?
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Time to raid the the supermarkets again: Your toilet paper, peanut butter, Cheerios, and Jennie-O ground turkey are about to get a little more expensive thanks to a series of disasters and setbacks in the global supply chain
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Wed March 31, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Dog food company wants to pay people $27 an hour to look at pictures of puppies. Guess they never heard of Fark's weekly Woofday thread where you can look at pictures of dogs for free
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Be on the lookout for, uh, Looie Lookout, stolen baseball mascot for the Chattanooga Lookouts
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yakima City Council candidate arrested on suspicion of assault, harassment, and malicious mischief. No word if "Yakima Sax" was playing in the background
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Hurley says, please, I'm not doing a Waltons reboot. However, how about a Green Acres remake? I just adore a penthouse view
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
If you had Auburn University in your Final Four Bass fishing bracket then you are out of luck. In other news Auburn University has a Bass Fishing team. Women's Bass Fishing team given fewer poles and worms
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Confused about what do when caught in an active shooter situation? Experts advise deploying the Monty Python defense: Run away, Run away
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Fri March 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jesus himself never condemned slavery
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