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Sun August 02, 2020
(BBC America)
 
 
 
Bing confronts Charlie Manx with some well-intentioned questions, but will it end in disaster? And how will Manx grapple with his past? NOS4A2, 10 PM ET on AMC
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Man gets unexpected check from company he doesn't recall buying anything from. Reports it to authorities as a scam check. Finds out the check was legit after all
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Gov. Evers orders statewide mask mandate for Wisconsin. Subby working on cheese curds and bratwurst in IV form
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Tue July 28, 2020
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
If you have drugs and money in your car try not to fall asleep in traffic
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Rob Gronkowski has gone off the grid in Marion County TN
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you do a lot of physical work maybe you should leave your gun in the car
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
The Better Business Bureau finds the Great Moving company's name ironic, gives them an F for definitely not being great
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Why bury a 2020 time capsule now? There's so much more bad stuff to come
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Sun July 26, 2020
(BBC America)
 
 
 
Maggie puts herself in danger attempting to take a dark strong creative off the board. Vic and Lou try to repair the damage done to Vic's knife even as Linda and Chris struggle to understand. NOS4A2, 10 PM ET on AMC
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's a nifty Musical IQ quiz. Not based on facts or history, but auditory perceptions of pitch, beat and melody. About 15 min, and parts are challenging AF. I scored 114, but not gonna lie - the Melody unit bent me over and did some nasty stuff
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Thu July 23, 2020
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Woman steals $3,000 mop
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Mon July 20, 2020
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
How do we do it? Volume
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Wed July 15, 2020
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
When you see a man beating up his car with a shovel, just let it go
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Hi yes, we'd like to order the 50-pound, 60-layer lasagna bolognese thanks
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Sat July 11, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The latest NFL player person with COVID is Arizona Cardinals owner Michael Bidwell
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Why Mt?)
 
 
 
Survey finds Kentuckians have been drunk for 50 hours during lockdown. For some that shall not be named, this occurs every two days
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Wed July 08, 2020
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Russia beginning to deploy its cutting-edge S-500 air-defense system, offering massively-upgraded radar targeting of journalists, dissidents, and airliners
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Social media sleuths confuse Illinois youth pastor for man in viral Costco video
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Some sanity just in time for the election: The return of Shep Smith to reason with the insane
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Woman survives a one mile trip through the Passaic drainage system after flash flooding. Ick
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(Willow TV)
 
 
 
The first Test Match where everyone had to actually take a test. The West Indies visits rainy England for day one of Test one (delayed start)
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(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Thanks to the information on his dog license, Chase helped reunite his boy with their family just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday. Major kudos to Chase for babysitting his boy while he went for a stroll. Chase is the hero in all of this!
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Kentucky Man tells Florida Man to hold his beer
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Mon July 06, 2020
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
They always put ATMs in the most inconvenient locations
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Does any story involving homemade fireworks end well?
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Thu July 02, 2020
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
"The suspension offers the Bishop an opportunity for pastoral discernment for the good of the diocese and for the good of Father Rothrock." is priest talk for "Damn son, don't be spreading yo' crazy round here"
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Wed July 01, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Now THAT is how to write your "Please, for the love of God, wear a farking mask" sign
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Only in Milwaukee will you find a group of nuns hosting a drive through beer garden raising money for charity. Stop by for some Ale Mary Hefe Wiesen
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas decides to go forward with the coronavirus petri dish known as its State Fair
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Tue June 30, 2020
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Satanic Priest compares Black Lives Matter to "maggots and parasites" trying to create a "new species of human". My bad, it was a Catholic Priest
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Man falls in 177 year old abyss under his house and down into a well, making 2020 when "The Ring" comes true
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Sat June 27, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
'Multiple victims' in shooting at Breonna Taylor protest in Louisville that militia groups had threatened to counter protest
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Fri June 26, 2020
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Man sets his own home on fire to protest a hog confinement project and then poses like an over fried piece of bacon for his mugshot. That will teach them
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Wed June 24, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"I didn't take this seriously" with helpful pic of 30-year-old on oxygen
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Tue June 23, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
When selecting a carjacking target, make sure it's one that's comfortable for a long police chase, with soft, heated seats with good lumbar support. Failing that, just sit on the driver, I guess
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(AZCentral)
 
Weeners
 
Arizona police officer voluntarily surrenders certification three years after tazing a handcuffed man in the genitals. See, the system works
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Mon June 22, 2020
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
High School: Lets have a modified gradation ceremony. What's the worst that could happen?
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Sun June 21, 2020
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
The Tennessean newspaper announces it is launching a thorough investigation into how a racist, right wing ad was allowed to run in some terrible newspaper called "The Tennessean"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Zoom shuts the bomb bay doors
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida Man's tastes are getting more expensive -- this time, he stole over $700 in wine
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Mainz are hosting Augsburg now, hoping to stave off relegation. Then at 12 Noon ET, Schalke look for better form as they host Leverkusen. This is your Sunday Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
At 9:30 AM ET, Wolfsburg host Freiburg, Dusseldorf host Dortmund, Hertha Berlin host Eintracht Frankfurt, Köln host Union, & Paderborn host Werder Bremen, all before the 12:30 PM main event between Bayern & M'Gladbach. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Thread
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Hoffenheim are looking to keep up with the chase for European spots as they host RB Leipzig, a team trying to hold onto their UCL spot. Kickoff is at 2:30 PM ET on Fox Sports. This is your Friday Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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Tue June 09, 2020
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
"Fans will be able to stop in, see the sign and share their frankfurter-and- cheese-fries-fueled stories with us"
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Sat June 06, 2020
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Drunken Attleboro man broke into zoo because he wanted to 'look at the monkeys'
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Anderson's gear was a 7-medium action, Shakespeare rod with a Quantum HD 40 spinning reel. The spinning reel had 12-pound monofilament line. His hook was a number 2, octopus circle, baited with a nightcrawler. Who knew fishing could get so technical
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
At 9:30 AM ET, Leipzig host Paderborn, Leverkusen host Bayern, Eintracht Frankfurt host Mainz, and Dusseldorf host Hoffenheim. Then, Dortmund host Hertha Berlin at 12:30 PM. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Football Discussion Thread
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Friday Bundesliga action SC Freiburg host Borussia M'gladbach. Freiburg hope to keep near Europa qualifying while M'Gladbach want to close in on the chase for second place. Match starts at 2:30 PM EDT on FS2
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Snake oil salesman ready headline: We can soon thank butterfly tongues for better cancer treatments and vaccines
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
One Bundesliga match today: Koeln hosting RB Leipzig. Will empty stadium homefield advantage help Cologne? Will Leipzig get back into the top 3 hunt? Action starts 2:30 PM EDT on Fox Sports
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Monchengladbach host Union Berlin at 9:30 AM ET, followed by last place Paderborn hosting 2nd place side Borussia Dortmund at Noon. It's Sunday morning football from Germany. This is your Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
At 9:30 AM ET, Wolfsburg host Eintracht Frankfurt, Hertha Berlin play Augsburg, Mainz have Hoffenheim, and a struggling Schalke take on cellar dwellers Werder Bremen. At 12:30 PM, Bayern host Dusseldorf. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
In these covid times robo-waiters are coming to the rescue, giving farkers everywhere that food/geek tab mash-up they long for
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Wed May 27, 2020
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Headline: Heading back to the gym? Doctors explain how to stay safe. Article: Nothing is explained
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The match day begins at 12:30 pm ET with Dortmund hosting Bayern in Der Klassiker and continues at 2:30 with Wolfsburg at Leverkusen, Freiburg at Eintracht Frankfurt, and Werder Bremen hosting Mönchengladbach. It's your mid-week Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Schalke host Augsburg at 7:30 AM ET, followed by Leipzig at Mainz at 9:30 AM, and Köln hosting Dusseldorf at Noon. It's a Sunday triple header of football. This is your Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
At 9:30 AM ET, it's Freiburg vs Werder Bremen, Paderborn vs Hoffenheim, M'Gladbach vs Leverkusen, and Wolfsburg vs Dortmund. At 12:30, Bayern host Eintract Frankfurt. It's your Saturday Bundeliga football Discussion Thread
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Mexico City's mayor says it will begin reopening on June 1, refuses to confirm whether a taco is a sandwich
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Wed May 20, 2020
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man who dove into Bass Pro fish tank posts "profanity-laced confession to Facebook"
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Mon May 18, 2020
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
"The Wonderful World Of Disney" is coming back. Wonderful
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Köln host Mainz at 9:30 AM ET, followed by Union Berlin hosting league leaders Bayern Munich at Noon ET. Fox Sports has the streams, it's watchable football. This is your Sunday Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
If you enjoy taking dips in Bass Pro Shop fish aquariums, you might be a Floridian
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Sat May 16, 2020
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Dumbass nearly takes out Blue Angels getting up close video with his drone
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Thu May 14, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watching a master who really takes the time to perfect their art is mind-blowing
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
You're wearing your mask so you don't infect others. That's good. Now you have to interact with someone who can only understand you by reading your lips. What now? Solution belongs in Geek tab
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Tue May 12, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Another horse has died at race track. Scientists have determined that the cause of the recent rash of horse racing deaths to horses is a hitch in their git-along, not to get too sciency
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
There's having a "flair for the dramatic" and then there's being dramatic with flares
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Today's New Yorker cartoon says it all
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Old & stale: dozens of Wisconsin voters contracted coronavirus after election day. New Hot Zone-ness: dozens of Wisconsin protesters contracted coronavirus after attending reopening protest
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Plastered in Plaistow, hammered in the Hamptons, exiting Exeter. Anyway you slice it, when the trooper pulls you over and approaches your car, that doesn't mean they want to race you
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Showtime)
 
 
 
Are we doing Penny Dreadful threads? Are we all shouting 'Santa Maria'
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Tue May 05, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Notorious RBG back in hospital with infection
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
With your eyes covered and nose plugged, you probably can't distinguish an apple from an onion, or your wife from that one girl from that TV show
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Thu April 30, 2020
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
City in Mass isn't farking around with COVID-19, you wear a safety mask in public or get fined $300
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Sun April 26, 2020
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Relax, nurse. You head on in to work. I got this here
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Sat April 25, 2020
(WQXR New York)
 
 
 
Here's what NYC sounds like when there's nobody outside in these coronavirus times
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Thu April 23, 2020
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby gorilla born at Columbus Zoo
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Fark admins in couch lock, forget it's 4/20. Subby saves day with PSA
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Sun April 19, 2020
(PBS Kids)
 
 
 
Kid is watching Molly of Denali. It's amazing, this little village Qyah, AK has a world-class violinist, a vulcanologist, a pilot that's an incredible sculptor, an action-granny, and they always solve the problems every episode. And no meth anywhere
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best. Facemask. Evar. 👄
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Whelp, I'm out)
 
 
 
And with training developed by the military, a whole generation of Super Puppies were created
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Tue April 07, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Family hike close to home reveals stone crypt from 1850s. Or, as the kids call it, a "really cool fort" Move over, Creepy tag. The kids win this one
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
FedEx; when you absolutely, positively, take a 91% pay cut to help your company
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Mon April 06, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hydra will live forever. HAIL HYDRA
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