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Sat February 04, 2023
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Pacific v. Central, Metropolitan v. Atlantic, and then one of those two v. one of the other two for $1,000,000. It's the 2023 NHL All-Star 3-on-3 mini-tournament. Puck drops @ 3pm ET, tune your TV to ABC or CBC
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
A man is found shot to death on a street in Chattanooga and the police are saying maybe just maybe this might be a homicide
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Wed January 25, 2023
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Topless woman found next to headless Jesus
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Tue January 24, 2023
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Oregon considers banning sales of kangaroo parts. Hunters in Vienna and Salzburg inconsolable
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Sat January 21, 2023
(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
School cafeteria worker arrested after allegedly selling homemade goods
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Fri January 20, 2023
(Fox News)
 
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AOC announces plans to continue living rent-free in the tiny, tiny minds of the GQP
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Tue January 17, 2023
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Presumably the five-year-old was sober
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Seman used to go through a hundred cases of eggs a week, but due to inflation only goes through thirty a week and needs to get it back up
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Thu January 05, 2023
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
After crashing into a St. Louis store, driver blames speeding, bald tires, running out of gas, having no change for cab fare, losing his tux at the cleaners, locking his keys in the car, being in an earthquake, a flood, and locusts
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Latest way to keep Portland weird? Face-eating Zombies vs. Robots
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Young Achievers Science and Math School fight club
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Wed January 04, 2023
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
NC sheriff who resigned because of racism and was subsequently re-elected because of said racism, will resign again, presumably because of the racism
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(traubfuneralhome.com)
 
 
 
It is with a very heavy heart that I must inform you that Sue McAnulty (puggysmom on Fark) passed away earlier this week following a courageous 12 year battle with cancer. She will be dearly missed by all of us, but will live in our hearts and souls forever
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(TapInto)
 
 
 
County encourages residents to not just throw out dead strands of holiday lights that may contain mercury, and instead bring them in to the e-recycling dropoff, so they can be shipped far away and poison some poor country's groundwater instead
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Tue January 03, 2023
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Tag for using a pun in a headline. Badly. Or is is poorly?
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Fri December 30, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The Friday daytime bowl games starts with the Duke's Mayo Bowl with Maryland and NC State squaring off at Noon ET on ESPN, then at 2:00 PM on CBS it's the Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl with Pitt taking on UCLA. Is your bowl game pool still looking good?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New York State Police's next move: Rook to Buffalo
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(NewsChannel 10)
 
 
 
Texas liquor stores will be closed Saturday night through Tuesday morning. Happy New Year
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
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Mastodon tells VCs to buzz off
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Wed December 28, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dear USA, we're very sorry for your loss...It was a nice run Pennsylvania RIP
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Sat December 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
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WW2 vet celebrates his 100th birthday with $10,000 donation to his favorite charity, his own booth & free chicken fingers
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
So, anyone have advice for thawing a wild goose?
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Woman who switched price tags on a bottle of Versace perfume so she only paid $2.98 at Walmart gets scent to jail
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Tue December 20, 2022
(The Politicus)
 
 
 
Second annual end of year wildfire causes evacuations in Boulder
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Adult Swim)
 
 
 
Rick & Morty Season ℕ6;'s finale was last week, but Adult Swim is airing a marathon of the whole season late tonight. Did you miss any LIVE threads and wanted to say something about them? Here's your chance. Starts at 11:30 ㏘ EDT on Cartoon Network
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Fri December 16, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Auto - Amazon Prime edition
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Thu December 15, 2022
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
In another case of "Simpsons did it," your new iPhone will soon come pre-infected. And no, it's not a feature, it's a bug
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well
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Tue December 13, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Ah, it's the old "Officer, I would never make a bomb; I found this along the road and thought it was a flare" defense again
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Mon December 12, 2022
(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
Beets. Boulevards. Blizzards
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Tourism Tourism Tourism
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Sun December 11, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
An armed middle school is a polite middle school
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Senator-elect Fetterman cast in Christian Bale period film for his 'face that fits in the 1830s'"
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Tue December 06, 2022
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
"For the fourth time in less than three years, Robert Attales discovered that the place he grew up has caught fire"
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Mon December 05, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
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NAnananananananna. NAnananananananana. And if you get this cultural reference it's probably time to schedule a colonoscopy and a shingles shot
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
House for sale: 2 bedrooms, 1 1/2 bath, baseboard heat, full basement, one owner
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
UNO Police investigate note found in student Catholic Center. *lays down a draw four*
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Fri December 02, 2022
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
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Mom vs Trash Panda attacking her daughter, Round 1 - FIGHT
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Thu December 01, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Nabors kills man at bachelor party with fentanyl-laced cocaine. Surprise, surprise surprise
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
15th Level Bard asks 20th Level Magic User about inflation. In response, she tries to cast a spell but it's blocked by 90% Magic Resistance
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Wed November 30, 2022
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Captain Jack's early life was one of abuse & neglect, but thanks to a Portland woman who made a cross-country trip to adopt him & a community who supports him, he's now living his best life. Please welcome him & his mom to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Sun November 27, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nobody killed in drive-by shooting at Nashville church. Jesus saves
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Lobsta Mickey is wicked terrifying
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Live from Qatar World Cup 2022 Groups G & H wrap up round 1 action. At 5:00 AM ET Switzerland - Cameroon. 8:00 has Uruguay- South Korea, 11:00 Portugal- Ghana and 2:00 pm heavy favorites Brazil want to avoid an upset by Serbia. On FS1 and Fox
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Tue November 22, 2022
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"A week later I received an e-mail that said, 'Hey. Your shipment was overweight and oversized, and so we've charged you an additional $1,321.00.'"
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Mon November 21, 2022
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
All the feels
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: If you win a large sum of money, don't tell someone online and ask for a meet up at a cheap motel
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Sat November 19, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
No way dude. Weighed more than a humpback whale? Just how much weed is that?
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Owners of "The Watcher" beg police to watch their house
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Wed November 16, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
We must dig deeper into this story
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
As pickleball increases in popularity, doctors report rise in number of Pickle Incidents
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fans start petition to finally get INXS inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, say they're tired of being left hanging
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(14 News Evansville)
 
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House blows up in southern Indiana. This is not a repeat of the one from several months ago. This time with video of explosion and redneck interviews
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Michaels)
 
 
 
A Christmas ornament for the whole GOAT family
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Mon November 14, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rudolph comes early this year
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Wed November 09, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Anesthesiologist caught in child sex trafficking sting operation expected to plead N₂O contest
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Guess who J.D. Vance didn't mention once by name during his victory speech last night?
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Baby fell over? Only possible explanation: ghosts. With "finally proof" video
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
This old man, he played one. He played knick knack on my thumb. With a knick knack paddy whack, give the dog a bone. This old man's head never came rolling home
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Um, Chevrolet? It's not 1970
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Thu October 27, 2022
(SNY)
 
 
 
Angry spoiled Yankee fans and the sins of George Steinbrenner have turned the Yankees clubhouse into a toxic hellhole. Good
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Tue October 25, 2022
(KOB4)
 
 
 
What a marketing ploy: sell them the bacteria so that they have to buy the disinfectant
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
While it's nice that you don't have to dress up like at Walmart, shopping at Dollar General does have downsides. Like this guy
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Mon October 24, 2022
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
There is no sex in the champagne room, but you might get plowed in the parking lot
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Sat October 22, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You picked the wrong house to rob. Mummy in the bathtub should have told ya
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Thu October 20, 2022
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Car wash, yeah I'm ghosting at the car wash
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Hello Winter. Michigan's Upper Peninsula is digging out of 8-16 inches of lake-effect snow
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Sat October 15, 2022
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Phoenix pediatrician issues dire warning to parents that consuming too much TikTok may give their children indigestion (with a bonus fentanyl non-sequitur for extra scariness)
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
To be fair, if I lived in Oklahoma, I'd probably want to disappear too
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Thu October 13, 2022
(KX News)
 
 
 
Denver pumpkins are looking to party this Halloween
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
San Francisco district supervisor blue over Blue Angels, yells at clouds too
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey, that's not the Wallet Inspector
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Sun October 09, 2022
(Boca News Now)
 
 
 
Boca Bagel Bar business banned because brazen bugs busted bakery
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