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Thu February 02, 2023
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
...The Aristocrats
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(Government Executive)
 
 
 
Eye tracking study proves what we learned very early in the pandemic: Zoom happy hours suck
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Mon January 30, 2023
(VinePair)
 
 
 
Seeing as most of us farkers are visual learners, here is a helpful map of the states that drink the most alcohol in the US colored by their per capita rate. If you can no longer read it, you may have imbibed a wee bit too much
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Uʍop-ǝpısdn s06 ǝɥʇ ǝʌıןǝᴚ
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Sun January 29, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US consumers are becoming 'sober curious' and now spend nearly $400m annually on non-alcoholic drinks, according to a 2022 Nielsen IQ analysis. None of them have Fark accounts
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(Metro)
 
 
 
When your houseboat sinks because you had it weighted down with so many alcoholic beverages maybe it's time to throw a life preserver ring to the nearest alcoholic recovery center
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: After exercise, beer may be better to have than sports drinks. Fark: Only non-alcoholic beer. D'OH
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man who rammed car into dentist office charged with DUI, fillings
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Sat January 21, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawsuit: Fireball isn't whiskey. Everyone else: UHDUUUUHHHHH
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
What are their Fark handles?
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Behold our 2023 alcohol overlord: Tequila
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Fri January 20, 2023
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Al Capone's wrecked illegal booze party boat finally revealed under the surface of Lake Charlevoix in Michigan by divers. Geraldo Rivera realizes he's in the wrong place at the wrong time again (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The truth about gas station fireball whisky. Bonus: If you have ever drank fireball you may be eligible for compensation
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Wed January 18, 2023
(The Verge)
 
 
 
DoorDash will start delivering Starbucks soon, so now your overpriced burnt coffee can be cold too
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Canada enhances its reputation for clean living with a recommendation that two alcoholic beverages per week is really pushing the boat out. Yes, that is "per week", not "per hour"
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Tue January 17, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
One car-bomb costs drunk woman 10 million dollars in damages. Additionally, the added regret of sitting through a Marilyn Manson concert
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Irishman goes on 0.0% alcohol binge of beers, wine, spirits, ciders and Prosecco for Dry January, gets converted. Yeah, something's not right here
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
How orange wine's popularity is educating a new generation of prisoners
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Food 52)
 
 
 
Damp January like great foreplay for Moist March
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
New study finds going sober can improve attentiveness and memory retention due to... what was I talking about again?
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Metro)
 
 
 
Protip: Pre-gaming before going to your AA meeting is somewhat counterproductive
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(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Wait. So you're telling me I can't get a rootbeer because it could be used to make molly?
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Missouri police agency will buy you free drinks if you come in to their police station on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. No, it's not a trap
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
World ends
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
*Puff, puff* "There's never been a better time to be someone who doesn't drink". *Puff, puff*
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Someone actually used the words "best", "non-alcoholic", and "drinks" in the same headline in a positive way. I can't even
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
So much wrong in one headline
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Some Guy-nads)
 
 
 
Texas goes nuts
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Mon January 02, 2023
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ten Underrated Craft Beer Cities To Visit In 2023
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Sun January 01, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just don't check it
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Sat December 31, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston mayor urges Houstonians to take their Texas down a notch for New Years
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Fri December 30, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
Younger generation: No more drinking. Cranky old folks: Great, more for us
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(NewsChannel 10)
 
 
 
Texas liquor stores will be closed Saturday night through Tuesday morning. Happy New Year
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Shoppers queue around the block and nearly get into fisticuffs as they wait for local store to open. Boxing day sales? Nope, they're after Prime, the flavoured water promoted by internet dipshiats KSI & one of the Pauls
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire serves up a round of intriguing mayo-free cocktail suggestions
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
How champagne became the unofficial cause of NYE's deadly hangovers
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
1) Don't quit. 2) Don't quit. 3) Don't quit. 4) Don't quit. 5) Don't quit. 6) Don't quit. 7) Don't quit
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Sat December 24, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's 11:57 AM here - how early is too early to start drinking, assuming I'm not stopping until Boxing Day?
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Fri December 23, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
'The Butler Did It', yeah he really did
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Thu December 22, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Applebee's $6 holiday drinks are 50% disaster. And then you buy one
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
11 drinks that dominated 2022, or a Farker's typical afternoon. Fake because only 11?
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Sun December 18, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR asks the question: What wine should you bring to that big holiday party? Thunderbird? Two Buck Chuck? That stuff with the kangaroo on it? Share your sophistication with other Farkers
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
"If we let them drink in the street, that might lead to dancing, and we know the Good Lord hates people dancing and having fun." Okay, maybe not his exact words, but close enough for government work
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Top flight attendant points out the ten things that everybody can do to make this holiday travel season easier, but nobody will. Get ready to fly the unfriendly skies
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
You know you have a drinking problem when you're sitting down to get a pint in a 7-11 in Canada
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Fri December 16, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Are sober parties a thing of the future? Some Nova Scotians say yes, most Farkers say no
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Nothing says 'Romance' like the hypnotizing aroma of a Super 8 motel
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
How many of you go ice skating? Do you like skating outside in ponds or at a rink?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not news: Recovering alcoholic opens non-alcoholic bottle shop in Minneapolis "to help others in their sobriety journey." Fark: They also sell cannabis and THC-infused drinks
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Man comes up short of cash for one small bottle of liquor, chooses instead to purchase $3,000 worth of booze in dramatic and abusive fashion
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How Budweiser saved its World Cup with bonus ripping of Bud Zero to end the article
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Fri December 09, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
🎵 Backstreet not back for the holidays, all right 🎵
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
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(Metro)
 
 
 
60-year-old woman trying to buy two bottles of wine upset after being asked for I.D.: "I will have to go further afield for my weekly shops now, as I cannot show my face in that shop again"
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Jim Gaffigan looking to add to his wardrobe
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today marks the holiest of holy events on the Fark calendar, and is also coincidentally Liver Health Awareness Day
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Subby's gonna go out on a limb here and suggest "by having good beer"
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Ultimate Christmas gift for your cool drunk aunt that has everything
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Yeaaaah.....that's not happening
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Subby isn't drunk at all
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(Tasting Table)
 
 
 
Bartending red flag drinks. Okay Farkers, who is guilty of ordering any of these?
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nutritionists say you're drinking your gingerbread latte wrong. The first hint is that you ordered a gingerbread latte
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you want to lose weight, stop drinking sugary coffee in the morning, three bottles of wine at night
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
One's a booze and one's a hooch
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Sun November 27, 2022
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Maine brewery moves to only produce nonalcoholic craft beers. For the love of God, why?
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Sat November 26, 2022
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
48 bottles of alcohol seized at the Canadian Border. This is not a repeat from 1919
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Stars Insider)
 
 
 
What kind of drunk are you? Here comes the science
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Budweiser has plans for all the unsold beer from the World Cup games. Add your suggestion to the list
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Tue November 22, 2022
(OhMyMag UK)
 
 
 
Get awesome deals just because people are kicking a ball around
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Sobriety is not for everyone. Ask your doctor if sobriety is right for you. Better yet, ask if sobriety is right for your doctor
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Qatari royal family: "You thought you could enjoy a beer with your footie? Yoink"
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Heineken and Fosters announce price increases, alcohol content of drinks will decrease. In other news, Heineken and Fosters apparently contain alcohol (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Drew seen packing his bags for Florida
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(Yahoo)
 
Hero
 
The underground Marauder's Map to finding alcohol at the World Cup in Qatar
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Fark Lottery is now open
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Beer sales at the World Cup will soon be down in the basement, in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard"
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Sat November 12, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
That's a world record? Sounds like rookie numbers for your average Farker
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Fri November 11, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two dozen elephants sign up for Total Fark (Possible NSFW content on page)
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Thu November 10, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Please stop pissing off your servers - isn't dealing with you test enough?
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Tennis.com)
 
 
 
Questions arise about what's being mixed into Novak Djokovic's beverages mid-match by his support team. Crack a possibility; vaccine definitely ruled out
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer could help protect against Alzheimer's disease. Then how come every time I have more than 12 I can't remember anything?
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six barrel strength bourbons you shouldn't miss. The best part is that if you do it right you can taste them again for the first time the next day. And the next
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Sat November 05, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Eggo Waffles-inspired elf jizz liqueur
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(Food and Wine)
 
Hero
 
Keep your cats out of the liquor cabinet, Stouffer's has created a Bloody Mary mix that tastes like lasagna
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Fri November 04, 2022
(WSFA)
 
 
 
That's nice, I guess, but it's not the complete trifecta until they add Ivermectin
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Wed November 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Depressing, makes me want to drink
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Mon October 31, 2022
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Man fired for drinking himself comatose at work given €40,000, TotalFark
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If you go through wine like Jeanine Pirro at brunch, you can make your own mulling spices
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Thu October 27, 2022
(Venice Gondolier)
 
 
 
Florida man at DUI accident scene, "I'll be right back." Buys a few shots. Returns to claim he's a "controlled alcoholic", charged with mispronouncing "pinot noir"
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Wed October 26, 2022
(Physics-Astronomy)
 
 
 
Drew needs a new telescope, booze now in the wild found... but the pics are blurry
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
Man registered his beer as his emotional support animal, surprisingly it was not Drew
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
Man registered his beer as his emotional support animal, surprisingly it was not Drew
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
May I suggest a fifth of Thunderbird with your Sausage McGriddle, sir?
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
May I suggest a fifth of Thunderbird with your Sausage McGriddle, sir?
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Beers that are never worth the price include any sold at Fenway, any sold in NY airports, and any with the letters IPA in them
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Mon October 24, 2022
(Some Beer Guy)
 
 
 
Hipster mixologists resurface after pandemic, declare the NASCAR Spritz, the PBR Spritz, the Camparty, the Ranye West, and other beer-based spritzes the Next Big Drink
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Why meat sweats happen. If you have to ask why they're worth it, seek help
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The three martini lunch can come back now (and some other less fun words)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Want to have a nice refreshing Sprite at your local Australian McDonalds? WELL, TOO DAMN BAD, MATE
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Dr Pepper releases a Bourbon-flavored soda with one small caveat that seems to render the product meaningless
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Thu October 13, 2022
(The Street)
 
 
 
PepsiCo's "Bang" energy drink goes out with a whimper
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(Insider)
 
 
 
"Game-changing" weight-loss drug may also fight addiction to alcohol. Only problem is you get addicted to the damned weight-loss drug in the process
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Wed October 12, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts tries to rip off customers on rewards programs. Biggest mistake being that customers in the Northeast can read, write and do basic math. Lost sales ensue
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Tue October 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You don't really understand what the term "fancy a pint" means, but CNN is here to help
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Mon October 10, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
You have failed your Oktoberfest if it takes an hour to get in and then an hour and a half to get one beer
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