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Thu June 17, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Truly this is the end times
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is piquette wine? The 'White Claw for wine lovers'
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Tue June 15, 2021
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
"I look in the rear-view mirror and see a little boy driving"
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Mon June 14, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Rethinking" tequila? Remembering it can be tough enough
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Sun June 13, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
The finest in beverages that make you blind
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Thu June 10, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Non-drinker dies of alcoholism
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Sanity is returning to America. At least for the moment
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Judge rules that calling in sick and going to the pub is NOT a sackable offense. Hero tag is for Judge. Drew feels ill this morning
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
"Puss, do you have any gin?"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
OK, boozer
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Starting August 23, Texas will get even more mediocre beer than it already has
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(BBC)
 
 
 
All those Brits hoping to swarm back into the pubs after the pandemic may have to lose some weight, as best guesses show there's only going to be a quarter of them left
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Mon June 07, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Elderly man, 90, who has same pub lunch every day discovers kind strangers have paid for his 3-month tab for food and drink. Yeah, kinda happy
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
You ever been so drunk you tried to order McDonald's from the cop arresting you?
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Fri June 04, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Corona named the world's most valuable beer brand by people who have clearly been out in the sun too long
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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
Gavin Newsom devises brilliant plan to ensure the California Fark demographic votes for him in the upcoming recall election
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Hair of the puppy that bit you
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Any vaccinated Illinois Farkers want to get together and have a free beer?
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Who wants to chill with a weed seltzer?
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Sun May 30, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan comes up with this amazing service for women who want to spend more time with their friends, hobbies or just themselves. It's called "sending their annoying husband/boyfriend to the pub"
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Jax Daily Record)
 
 
 
Winn-Dixie rolls out upscale liquor store concept after realizing that their regular customers need to be totally smashed
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The Hallmark Channel now has its own hard seltzer. The farkin' Hallmark Channel. They refuse to comment on the rumors it's the same old re-treaded Zimas with new Jolly Ranchers rotated in and out
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Tue May 25, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tot mom damp
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Summer beer rankings - from Jezebel?
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Mon May 24, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Florida Man used slice of pizza as weapon
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Area man hasn't eaten sugar or red meat in 40 years. His reward? "Perfect poop"
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Wed May 19, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
🎵 Summer Beer, makes me feel fine🎵 Blowing through the grapefruit in my mind
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news, Farkers: Any alcohol consumption is bad for your brain. Oh, wait, that's bad news. Subby doesn't brain too good for some reason
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man hid cocaine in his anus. I guess a drug charge would've rectum
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Tue May 18, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Beverage company seeks "official cocktail tester" to spend a year drinking free cocktails. There's one catch, though: the position is open only to British residents over 18. BLIMEY
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Sat May 15, 2021
(Complex)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The Tide Pod challenge. New hotness: The Edward challenge
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Look, all we want is to make to-go cocktails for our customers. The liquor stores sell booze and the customers don't drink it there. Restaurants offer walk out meals with booze. Why not us?
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Thu May 13, 2021
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Governor DeSantis (R-FL) signs bill into law, making to-go alcohol sales permanent, proving even broken clocks can be right twice daily, unless digital
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kentucky woman♫♫ She wants some booze now♫♫ She gonna own you♫♫ Kentucky woman♫♫
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Wed May 12, 2021
(PNAS)
 
 
 
A new study found drinking alcohol brings us together. Literally. Here comes the boozy science
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Andra Day liked her old "juicy" self better. Right there with you, Miss Day
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Tue May 11, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Starbucks' Edward speaks out
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Sat May 08, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you had to coach wide receivers at the University of Kentucky you'd drink, too
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
To-go alcohol orders looking at becoming permanent. Difficulty: PA
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Thu May 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old Corner Saloon: Free Pool, Thirsty Thursdays, Dancing Karaoke, Drink Specials, Fake Vaccination Cards, Arrested Owner
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Wed May 05, 2021
(VinePair)
 
 
 
Counterfeit bourbon is worth a bunch of real money
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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
There should be no phones allowed at the cocaine party
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Tue May 04, 2021
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Starbucks "the customer is always right"s their baristas complaints about customer orders
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ireland returns the favor, puts a floor on alcohol
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Sun May 02, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
State rep arrested posthumously after rollover crash. (re-reads TFA). Sorry, State Rep Posthumus arrested after rollover crash
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fifteen best bourbons in the world to the left. Intense disagreement to the right
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
You were supposed to throw axes while sober?
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Wed April 28, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Hey everybody, free beer May 19th-31st in CT if you're vaccinated. Book your pub crawls now. Free hangover day is June first
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Thu April 22, 2021
(American Chemical Society)
 
 
 
They found a way to use their grant money to drink beer, that's gotta be a heartfelt hero tag
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
To alcohol - The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Natty Light popsicles are now available across our great land
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Food and booze prices shown to be inversely linked. We all have our priorities
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Mon April 19, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Busted for drinking in class. Fark: it was the teacher
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Busted for drinking in class. Fark: it was the teacher
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Because if there is one thing we have learned, it's that drinking alcohol boosts our memory
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Fri April 16, 2021
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Top ten pandemic liquors in eastern PA, rated by cash not consumption
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Westword)
 
 
 
Not news: New sports bar opens in Denver. News: Gay sports bar. Fark: called the Tight End
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Tesco urges people to hit the bars and spread Covid instead of buying booze at its stores
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Mon April 12, 2021
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
The most essential law ever for people living in Ohio has just taken effect. Drink up, Buckeyes
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Sat April 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
You're out! Finished! Expelled! I want you off this campus Monday morning! Well? Well? Out with it
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Fri April 09, 2021
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Can you drink alcohol after getting the COVID-19 vaccine? Difficulty: Utah
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pickle's Pub hopes to reopen after a year lost to the pandemic. Assuming, of course, he ever gets that damn lawn mowed
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Coors announces release of even more watered down version of its already bland beer
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(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
If you ever needed a reason to drink a bunch on a Wednesday, this is it: today is National Beer Day
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Wait, whiskey has side effects?
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Mon April 05, 2021
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man accused of drinking Four Lokos while giving Botox injections without a license. His lawyer claims he didn't know you needed a license to drink Four Lokos in Florida
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Newegg)
 
 
 
Just what any true FARKER needs, a Gaming PC and a booze dispenser in one
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
White Claw is planning its biggest ad push in an effort not to end up with California Coolers, Orbitz, and invisible cola
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite non-alcoholic beverage?
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Offering a minor family member cigarettes, alcoholic beverages, and methamphetamine is a good way to get police to find that pipe bomb on your dresser. So don't, mm-kay?
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just stick with bourbon, neat, and never worry again
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Sober Bar? Isn't that the same thing as a soda fountain?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this date in 1933 a dark stain appeared on the FDR presidency. Endorsement of three-two beer
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Getting busted for DUI in a McDonald's drive-thru is pretty bad, but what really was impressive was being able to hide eight airplane bottles of vodka in your bra
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Irish men and women now regretting having 'beer goggles sex', say they do nothing when waking up with a hangover in the morning
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Wed March 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Happy St. Patrick's Day. If a Guinness is good for you, just think what toucan do
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Tue March 16, 2021
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Busch Gardens' new Giraffe Bar to open this month, which sounds like a great place to get a tall drink
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK pubs lost $10 billion in beer sales due to the pandemic
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Sun March 14, 2021
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Thanks to COVID, getting tanked in a pedicab may soon be legal
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Fri March 12, 2021
(10 News)
 
 
 
The average Californian spends $1000/yr on Taco Bell
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You got your chocolate in my peanut butter. You got your peanut butter in my chocolate. THEY'VE GOT A BLACK BEAR IN BOTH OF EM
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Wed March 10, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Something called 'sober living' is supposedly rising in popularity, just not among anyone you know
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Never in the history of Fark has our collective knowledge been more useful to science. Tag is for the morning after. Post your personal recommendations for the study to the right
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
25 wastes of time
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Kearney Hub)
 
 
 
It's a newspaper. It's also a liquor store. Gaze upon genius, my friends
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(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
Coworker Pitches Fit Over Son Being Served Red Wine Pasta Sauce
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Dear workplace coach: Our employees are drinking while working from home. What can we do to eliminate their last coping mechanism and destroy any shred of happiness?
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
"From the first espresso to the final digestivo, the Italian day is infused with intricate rules around how, when, why, and with whom you share meals and imbibe with on fine wine"
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
It's never going to end well when you began drunkenly asking the arresting officers "Do you know who I am," Ms. State Representative
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(KEZI Eugene)
 
 
 
"We should have the right to go out and have a beer and not be charged an outrageous amount," says bartender. "Let's keep it to egregious, shall we?"
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Gear Patrol)
 
 
 
Trying to find another way to get craft-drink drunk during the pandemic? Experts suggest makgeolli, Korea's milky-looking rice wine, as the next big thing: "Luckily hazy is hot right now"
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Thu February 25, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Your authority is not recognized in FORT KICKASS
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Tue February 23, 2021
(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
Now you can buy water for $22 a bottle
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Sun February 21, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have one too many drinks on your airline flight, win stupid prizes like a $65k fine
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
So, it's come to this: A non-alcoholic beer taste test
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Thu February 18, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
"These are the heroes who bravely stood up to the earthquake. I don't want them to be treated like fallen and damaged products that sell at a discount. They look different but they have delicious alcohol on the inside"
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Wed February 17, 2021
(National Post)
 
 
 
In Canada, perpetrators of even the most horrific drunk driving crimes are set free within months
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