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Wed October 14, 2020
(Spectator USA)
 
 
 
Correlation does not equal causation; don't listen to the health fascists
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(Spectator USA)
 
 
 
Correlation does not equal causation; don't listen to the health fascists
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Researchers find alcohol use changed immediately following stay-at-home orders. How did yours?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is it weird to try and keep our son's beloved day care provider in his life even after she quit the center we use?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kids today are useless
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yes, South Dakota Attorney General Jason Ravnsborg killed a man with his car. No, he hasn't denied it. No, he hasn't been charged or even placed on leave from his official duties. Yes, he's white and a Republican, why do you ask?
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Tue October 13, 2020
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Some Fark commenters pointed out this problem back in thread 10963840
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Uh-oh
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Best Amazon Prime Day alcohol deals on gin, vodak, whisky and more
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Mon October 12, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Kids: don't use red kryptonite (possible nsfw content on page)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Higher education indeed
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"When I was 16, my home life was in chaos. One of my parents was an alcoholic, and the other was dealing with a chronic illness. My high school coach was my lifeline; he sent me gifts, made me feel special. A friend says he was grooming me. Was he?"
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Wed October 07, 2020
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
We'll all be dead from alcohol poisoning within the first 15 minutes...and, as Farkers go, that's saying something
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Tue October 06, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Yeah? Well, I smell alcohol
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(CNN)
 
 
 
LSU's two-pronged approach to football is to stop checking fan temperatures and resume selling alcohol. Seems legit
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Farkers REALLY are drinking more, not just Drew
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Sun October 04, 2020
(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some alcohol may have been involved
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Houston's first Black-owned hemp based vodka distillery prepares for National Black-Owned Hemp Based Vodka Day
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Wife comes in an hour or so later demanding that I give her the $40 her husband gave me, stating that I was a terrible host and went against her and I don't deserve a tip"
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Punchlines, yeah we got em .... "To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Americans are drinking more in 2020 than they did in 2019
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Americans are drinking more in 2020 than they did in 2019
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Molson Coors to launch Coca-Cola's first alcoholic beverage in the U.S. No word if will be delivered by Fords, sold in Walmarts, and goes well with Pringles
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's what's happening to Drew's body from all that beer he guzzles
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's what's happening to Drew's body from all that beer he guzzles
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Portuguese scientists create the miracle drink that can create and solve all of life's problems. I give you booze made from coffee
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"So, how did you guys meet?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu September 24, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Causing over $5,500 damage by slashing tires after being denied booze at a restaurant is no way to go through life. Right, officer?
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Wed September 23, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you let your high schooler host a large party with underage drinking the police would like to have a word about this new virus you apparently have never heard of
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Tor.com)
 
 
 
How much alcohol does it take to get a hobbit drunk? Start with the formula (.96 x 5.14 / 70 x .73) - .015 x 1
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Irish pub looking for a few drinkers to sacrifice themselves for the greater good, needs Guinness and gin testers to ensure drinks up to standard ahead of Covid lockdown reopening
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell Jr., did not fall well while drunk
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Thu September 17, 2020
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Drunk is no way to go through a pandemic
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Drunk is no way to go through a pandemic
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Wed September 16, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently going nowhere near drugs, parties, smoking, and alcohol will make you cover every inch of your body with tattoos (including your todger) to keep the "straight edge" on your bad self (NSFW)
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Tue September 15, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Hand sanitizer labeled "edible alcohol" recalled. 40% of Americans go back to drinking bleach
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Hand sanitizer labeled "edible alcohol" recalled. 40% of Americans go back to drinking bleach
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Mon September 14, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"A new study shows that DUI arrests in California increase as distance to the southern border decrease, and that this may be due to greater availability of alcohol in the border area. Borracho Ricardo Romero reportando"
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Sober Day, a holiday in which we celebrate a fictitious being like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Sometimes your own stomach can get you drunk, and your "bladder can also make you pee out booze"
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Sun September 13, 2020
(Some Stoner)
 
 
 
Cannabis Consumption... um, after work ... um, doesn't affect... um, something ... um, oh yeah, Productivity. That's it Productivity. Hey man, ya got anything to eat?
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Tesla + Autopilot ÷ White Claw x TikTok = the most 2020 confession ever (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Science Times)
 
 
 
If you've ever passed out after drinking you have doubled the risks of developing dementia later in life
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(Science Times)
 
 
 
If you've ever passed out after drinking you have doubled the risks of developing dementia later in life
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Thu September 10, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Judge tells defendant to move deep into the woods and drink himself to death in peace where he can't hurt others
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Tue September 08, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Jumping in the water to swim away from the cops is always a bad idea. It's a worse idea with handcuffs on
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Doctors explain how White Claw vs. vodka soda affect your body and your ability to operate excavators, dozers, backhoes, and forklifts
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
It depends on what the meaning of the word 'it' is
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Here are some pandemic changes we may want to have stick around. Add yours to the list
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Like a moth to a flame. Drunken Florida man must crash into occupied cop car
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Like a moth to a flame. Drunken Florida man must crash into occupied cop car
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Fri September 04, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Spit and poo alcohols are now on display at the Disgusting Food Museum in Sweden. Oh yes, the squirrel is there - it's not brews, it's Fark
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Despite being made from discarded coffee fruit, this vodka "tastes like vodka, which is to say it tastes like alcohol"
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The 2020 U.S. Open MVP is clearly Delaware's Madison Brengle who shouted "alcohol" after her upset victory and then chugged a bottle of wine that was brought to her (w/video)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Don't drink and drive, you might hit a Don't Drink and Drive sign and spill your drink
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Don't drink and drive, you might hit a Don't Drink and Drive sign and spill your drink
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(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
You can only look at the scenery for so long
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Alcohol brand will pay $10,000 if you can guess its new mystery flavor, which is dragon fruit, by the way
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Playboy model's transformation as 24 hour drinking caused acid urine that ate her skin"
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
And how do I get back home?
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Mon August 31, 2020
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Former KY family court judge accused of in-office 3-ways, firing people so her lover could be hired, extorting/pressuring court employees into working on her campaign during working hours, and other shenanigans found guilty on 10 of 12 charges
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(KSST)
 
 
 
"Hold my beer, officer"
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(KSST)
 
 
 
"Hold my beer, officer"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A deadly hand sanitizer trap set for Drew and Homer Simpson
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A deadly hand sanitizer trap set for Drew and Homer Simpson
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Fri August 28, 2020
(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
Kentucky bar owners file lawsuit against Governor, saying COVID restrictions are contradictory, ludicrous, arbitrary, discriminatory, outrageous, egregious, preposterous
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Dine & Dash: Home Edition (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Some beer and dog guy)
 
 
 
The good, you can now enjoy a cold beer with Fido. The bad...It's Busch
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The Battle Hymn of the Tiger Father? Sexual harassment accusations
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Upon hearing that Carly Fiorina has decided to back Joe Biden, those aware of her business acumen suddenly cry out in horror and consume alcohol in mass quantities
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline:" Moderate Drinking May Shrink Your Brain by 1 Percent. Is It Worth It?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering whether our government would ever again move toward full throated support of the Temperance Movement, the "official" guidance on how many drinks a "moderate" man should have a day is about to be lowered from 2 to 1
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering whether our government would ever again move toward full throated support of the Temperance Movement, the "official" guidance on how many drinks a "moderate" man should have a day is about to be lowered from 2 to 1
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Cheap, delicious, sugary corn, currently being used to fatten up 'Muricans, may be causing non-alcoholic fatty liver disease. But look how fat those 'Muricans are. Fat, happy and docile, the way we like them
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Science Focus)
 
 
 
How to get a good night's sleep. Here comes the science
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(UPI)
 
 
 
95% of alcoholics/Fark users are in complete denial
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Florida Bar associations says lawyer who fled from deputies while driving drunk and munching on marijuana laced gummy worms then name dropped The Rock and Ryan Reynolds and demanded pizza is in good standing
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Wed August 19, 2020
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Drunk but happy: national survey reveals lawyers are no more unhappy than other people, but they consume way more alcohol
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Tue August 18, 2020
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Aspiring traffic safety official swings 5-foot tree branch dressed in Hawaiian shirt while Magnum P.I. theme plays. OK, maybe not that last part
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Your smartphone may be able to tell you when you're drunk, as opposed to the old school method of falling off your bar stool, getting slapped in the face for being too fresh, and getting tossed into the street by a 6'6" tall, 275 lb bouncer named "Tiny"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Your smartphone may be able to tell you when you're drunk, as opposed to the old school method of falling off your bar stool, getting slapped in the face for being too fresh, and getting tossed into the street by a 6'6" tall, 275 lb bouncer named "Tiny"
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
"DoD warns troops not to catch fire from hand sanitizers." Too much friction?
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
"DoD warns troops not to catch fire from hand sanitizers." Too much friction?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"No liquor, no beer, nothing. Because that brings in a rowdy element. That brings people that we don't want and I feel they don't need it." - Walt Disney
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Sat August 15, 2020
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Pumpkin Spice: It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop until it is in every single product in the world
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
#38: Make me one with everything
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Thu August 13, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
The challenges of moving the homeless into hotels during a pandemic, from drug and alcohol problems to separating paying hotel guests from the homeless
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police investigate car vs. tree crash. They have been interrogating for 5 hours, but that tree won't crack. Poor sap
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Argonne National Laboratory)
 
 
 
Alcohol, technically a solution in and of itself, is here to save us from ourselves
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Fri August 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
New Yawk approves of liquor in the ice cream...or, ice cream with like, booze...approves, I mean, getting wasted. Like, man, oh I love you man. I love New York. I love ever body. Durnk
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Two guys come up with a black-owned business non-blacks will actually support. Yes, alcohol is involved
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Okay, people...last time: DON'T DRINK THE HAND SANITIZER
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I am told I am supposed to rest my meat after cooking. But has anyone done a test of this? Cook a bunch of roasts, then slice and weigh them 0, 5, 10, and 15 minutes rest time. I am not sure I am buying this theory
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drive-ins of Walmart
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Wed August 05, 2020
(KOAA)
 
 
 
Think of the children
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo just assured his re-election for as long as he wants it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby is riding out the plague times learning how to make arancello. Any pointers?
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
US Senator Tina Smith (D-Munchies) has submitted a bill to legalize recreational marijuana nationally. Supporters of the issue say they haven't been following politics since PlutoTV started 24 hour classic Doctor Who
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Over a hundred dead from bootleg alcohol in India. Which is why you should always take off your shoes first
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Drunken man pulls out a shotgun on his neighbors for having a loud party. Man, Jimmy Fallon is not looking good these days
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Retiree, 82, busted for DUI told cops Donald Trump drove him to drink too much vodak
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Sun August 02, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tainted alcohol is not the latest song from Soft Cell but it did kill at least 86 in India, police say
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola to introduce an alcoholic drink called Topo Chico. Oh Eddie
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Thu July 30, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Budweiser Zero is alcohol, sugar, and reason for existing-free
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Wed July 29, 2020
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Hosts of underage drinking party say they didn't intend to host a "COVID Party," just a crowded house party with people from multiple states, lots of alcohol, and no masks. And that girl they let in said she only had strep. Well okay, then
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Budweiser's marketing team beats us all to the punchline with its new, non-alcoholic, 50 calorie "beer"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win half your restaurants closing permanently cause you couldn't do what every other business did and shutter during a health emergency
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD shows their preference for ticketing people of color as COVID-19 is driving everyone to drink alcohol outside
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
If you think you've been drinking too much during the pandemic you may be right. Online sales of alcohol are up 307%
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Eater)
 
 
 
First they came for the wings, and I did not speak out for I was having mozzarella sticks
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran says his addictive personality made him binge food until he was sick, lives in constant fear of people stealing his Lucky Charms
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Perry Mason meets his destiny defending Emily Dodson. But how is Ennis connected to Charlie's kidnapping and murder? Will Strickland find the answer and unravel the true culprits? Will Della continue to delight? Perry Mason, 9 PM ET on HBO
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Sat July 25, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Despite Gov. Greg Abbott's mandate that ordered them closed after a surge in coronavirus cases, hundreds of Texas bars will place their state liquor licenses in jeopardy - as well as the lives of their customers - by opening for set 'em up Saturday
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If you are going to screw up you might as well go all in .... it is Ohio after all
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
7pm Eastern - It's the Fark Friday Livestream Movie Night Drew's locked and loaded with enough alcohol to stun a horse, should be fun
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, so I have a theory and I fully expect you all to mess it up, but I need more data. If there was nothing barring you from enjoying either, do you prefer alcohol or pot? Are you an introvert or extrovert?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Let's talk about which state is most likely to have parents creating COVID clusters with house parties then not cooperating with authorities and why it's New Jersey
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Things were going great, but then I knocked myself unconscious." People discuss their weird sex accidents, so share yours. Pregnancy doesn't count
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
What's considered trashy when you're poor, but classy when you're rich? Some ideas to the left, your answers to the right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You were with him again? Can't you go a day without seeing that clown?
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Thu July 23, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fratboys and alcoholics could, nay, will ruin college reopenings
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Wed July 22, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well the FDA now says there are at least 75 brands of hand sanitizer that can hurt or kill you
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Coronavirus leads to Texas's first drive-through strip club. Patrons furiously vying for pole position
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Sh*t just got real
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In his first interview since entering rehab after being found drunk in a hotel room with a male prostitute who had OD'ed on meth. Andrew Gillum opens up about his fight with alcoholism and depression. Still would have been a better gov than Desantis
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Stoopid immune system
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Mon July 20, 2020
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Alcohol? Check. Weed? Check. Scared Kids? Check. Florida Man Drives Again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"And while people definitely can get sick off alcohol, this was not at all the same picture. When you have hand sanitizer ingestions, normally they don't need to be hospitalized, they certainly don't end up in the ICU"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"And while people definitely can get sick off alcohol, this was not at all the same picture. When you have hand sanitizer ingestions, normally they don't need to be hospitalized, they certainly don't end up in the ICU"
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
If 2020 was an alcoholic beverage, what would it be?
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
It turns out you're drinking Coors Light wrong. Yes, you
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
We begin returning to normalcy. Watch out for spinners, though
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
We begin returning to normalcy. Watch out for spinners, though
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ben Keough had been struggling with drugs, alcohol and Scientology
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The British invade a small Spanish resort town after being unleashed from lockdown, wreak havoc in the streets because... *checks notes*... the bars closed at 2 AM
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to score alcohol, bootleg Matlock Blu-rays
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Sat July 11, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman proves outdoor dining isn't always a safe option
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
South Carolina governor bans alcohol sales after 11:00 PM in attempt to curb surging COVID numbers. Virus reportedly planning to pregame a little earlier from now on
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shop worker reveals she has resumed affairs with older married men after pubs reopened on 'Super Saturday' and the alcohol put her back in the mood. "There are only so many times you can walk around a park"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you've been drinking your hand sanitizer, you might want to know that the FDA is warning consumers about 55 varieties that contain toxic wood alcohol. If you can't read this headline, it might already be too late
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"The blue-cheese salad dressing, butter, ground turkey, cans of grain-free dog food, and new toothbrush came to $24.97. Laurie Mahlenbrei handed the cashier a slice of wood marked $25 and walked out with her items in plastic grocery bags"
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(Why Mt?)
 
 
 
Survey finds Kentuckians have been drunk for 50 hours during lockdown. For some that shall not be named, this occurs every two days
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Wed July 08, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chancellor gives diners 50% off on eating out. Your survival percentages may vary
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Raise a glass to a new therapy for nonalcoholic fatty liver disease
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Police in England pretty sure that drunk people can't socially distance after the pub reopening mess
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Suddenly Washing Machine
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Fri July 03, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Test police for drugs after every use of force event? Steroids are a problem in policing? Part 3 of a 25-part series exploring solutions for police brutality in America
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Novartis pays $729 million to settle U.S. kickback charges, including funneling money through three charitable foundations to cover co-payments of Medicare patients. These are also some of the guys who are working on a vaccine
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(National Post)
 
 
 
"Thailand to ban online alcohol sales to curb underage drinking." So much wrong, yet so much right
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Signs you might need some help with your alcohol problem is when you feel the need to 'finish off the wine' after crashing your car as the police arrive
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Fri June 26, 2020
(University of British Colombia)
 
 
 
Scientists at the No S*** Sherlock Institute determine that smoking, divorce and alcohol abuse are the factors most closely associated with dying
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