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headlines found matching 'Alcohol'
Tue July 05, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Do not drink three tall boys before your shift, especially if you have a company car, from the police department
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Sun July 03, 2022
(Some Wheelie Bin Guy)
 
 
 
It's fair to assume that some alcohol was involved
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Fri July 01, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obvious consequences of SCOTUS decisions are obvious: DC gun owners sue to carry guns on the subway
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"I've driven with far more liquor in me than I have now. I've driven in Kenya, Uganda, down in South Africa, and I'm still capable of driving this car home"
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
Drink a beer a day and celebrate your diversity
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Eater)
 
 
 
Enter the Wu-Tang: The 36 Courses
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Arkansas and Ole Miss baseball fans are admirably crazy with their alcohol habits as they shove those Stanford dweebs into every locker available
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(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
After being cut off at a Disney World bar, the 25-year-old man announced "You aren't my mom" and vowed to return the next night with a video of all the expensive cars he owned
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Tips on how not to ruin a first date by getting staggeringly drunk. "You can play mini golf, go on a taco crawl, have a picnic in a park, or visit a café with live music. Skip the cocktails and focus on date ideas that involve play and connection"
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Fri June 17, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Breathing is worse than cigarettes or alcohol for our health. That's going to be a problem
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"Ales and Tails" is new Northwest mashup of craft beer taproom and indoor dog park. Your dog wants non-alcoholic beer, you want beer beer
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Thu June 16, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
I said to buy it from Jesse not Jay Jay, now go ask that cop if it's real Meth
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
So the final tally on the punishment for killing a frat pledge through hazing is...a few slaps on the wrist for helping prosecutors let the biggest fish get away practically scot-free
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
The city of Austin to raise AR-15, semiautomatic gun purchase age to 21. The rest of Texas to hand out AR-15's to babies out of the womb
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby knows nothing about scotch but needs to buy a good single malt for a sibling. Any suggestions?
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Mon June 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Think you're okay because you only drink on weekends? Well, you are, no matter what this jerk says
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Coke and Jack Daniels team up - Jack and Coke in a can coming to stores near you
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Jeff Hardy arrested again for DUI. Sad tag because addiction is a mofo and he can't overcome this one
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Sat June 11, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
David Koechner from Anchorman arrested for DUI for the second time this year. Double WHAMMY
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Fri June 10, 2022
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
WA approves axe-throwing for bars. Nothing could possibly go wrong
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Scoop Nashville)
 
 
 
'She reeked of alcohol and was unsure what happened to her pants'. What's her Fark handle?
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Illinois neighborhood votes to keep an old bar that shut down four years ago instead of getting a brand new Dunkin' Donuts. Is there anything alcohol can't do?
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's farking hot out there this week. Monday Food Tab Discussion wants to know what your favorite summer beverages are. Can be with alcohol or without
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(KEZI Eugene)
 
 
 
When crashing a classic cars cruise, it is best not to crash the cruise
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Sun June 05, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bad news for young, poor non-drinkers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bad news for young, poor non-drinkers
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
One warning sign the admins should stop greenlighting this source
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
One warning sign the admins should stop greenlighting this source
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
"My date thought a cemetery was a romantic destination"
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Stay down)
 
 
 
Tulsa marks 20 mass shootings since Uvalde. Damn Tulsa, save some bullets for the rest of us
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Today's contender for Most "San Francisco" Headline of the Week
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Thu June 02, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
I hereby dub thee "Sir Osis of Liver"
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
I hereby dub thee "Sir Osis of Liver"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
What do home-made baby formula, self surgery, and non-alcoholic beer have in common?
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Tue May 31, 2022
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Ever been so drunk you tried to sell a car? Probably not this drunk
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Mon May 30, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I don't have a jack to change my tire." Wilt Chamberlain - "Challenge accepted"
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Sat May 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
A look at all the increasingly disgusting swill that alcoholic beverage companies are bottling and canning for human consumption because beer makes Gen Z's tummies hurt
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Wed May 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ice cream with 106 proof booze? China goes from imitator to innovator
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy National Wine Day. Farkers, may you uncap a full-bodied, unpretentious one
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Drunk, angry woodpecker sheds pants, brandishes for sale sign, and kicks a cop. "He tried to get to his feet and threw his head forward tying to bang it on a wall but missed"
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Mon May 23, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Rejected BC plates: "BE K1ND", "WE VAPE", "FKCNCR". Looks like some government drone has a stick the size of a sequoia up their ass
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alcohol policy adviser fulfils lifelong German fetish dream
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Should kids be allowed to drink alcohol is the big debate raging in Czechia where they're given wine to produce good blood, plum brandy to settle the stomach and teenagers are regularly blotto. Sure, how else would you get them to sleep?
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Sun May 22, 2022
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
The world's oldest man drinks this everyday. Also what on Earth is it?
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Wed May 18, 2022
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Alcoholic former stripper and Rudy Giuliani fart aficionado disqualified from running for office in Michigan
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Bodybuilder recommends people "pretend" to drink alcohol on a night out. Pretending to enjoy himself as well as the interactions with others is all subby can put up with while sober. Pretending to drink on top of it is just too much to ask
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Grubhub)
 
 
 
NYC Farkers get a free lunch today, diarrhea tomorrow
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Mon May 16, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ever wonder which humor tropes won't make sense in the next decade or two?
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Calling 911 repeatedly to report that President Biden needs to go to jail only gets you put in jail
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
When babysitting infants, you expect napping, potty accidents, and empty bottles. But not from the babysitter
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Thu May 12, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
🎵Doe, a deer, an intoxicated deer. Re, another intoxicated deer🎵
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
BYO lunch, and gin
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(Collider)
 
 
 
"The Lost Weekend" is bold, creative landmark in depiction of alcoholism on screen. If you forgive Ray Milland's drunk overacting, the obscured gay subtext, and the Hollywood ending, Billy Wilder was somehow able to make this film in 1945
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
In a bid to cut down on drunken tourists "All inclusive" holidays on Spain's Balearic Islands will now limit alcoholic drinks to six per day, 3 for lunch and 3 for dinner. So that's a BYOB breakfast then
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Mon May 09, 2022
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
"It's unknown how exactly things went wrong," though alcohol may have played a factor
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(Some Bum)
 
 
 
Which MLB fanbase drinks the most during games? Cleveland, Pittsburgh, and Milwaukee are likely just pre-gaming in the parking lot
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Sun May 08, 2022
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man arrested 3 times for DUI shows up drunk to court, and yes, he drove himself there
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Fri May 06, 2022
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Fat Leonard's alcohol and sex-fueled parties - Naval legal testimony, or best party-band name ever?
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
A thirty year store employee stopping a shoplifter from absconding with alcohol at a Kroger's? That's a firin'. Why, yes, she is suing
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
Hero
 
Claire seems to be off celebrating the 5th of Mayo, so here's one of her colleagues telling you to drink all the booze as quickly as you can
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Alcohol, tobacco, and junk food common on TV shows aimed at users. Conspicuous in their absence: jorts, skoal, maturity
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Wed May 04, 2022
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
GOP candidate who violently beat and kicked his six-months pregnant wife favors full abortion ban, because of course he does
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Alcohol .... the answer to the question is almost always Alcohol
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit brewery cranks up production of Cerveza Delray Oscura in time for Cinco de Mayo. In other news, 'Cinco de Mayo' is apparently not a fixture in Claire's kitchen
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson decides to switch things up to beat the system
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Slam this six pack of beer and call me in the morning. Study shows BEER is a better pain killer than aspirin
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Mon May 02, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1957, Senator Joseph McCarthy, the chief architect of the 'Red Scare,' died as a result of communism. Also cirrhosis and despair, but he'd like you believe that Communists were behind that, too
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(Newshub NZ)
 
 
 
"A darts enthusiast, MacDonald taught himself how to tuck darts into the gap between his penis and arm, and learned to be careful in public after nearly hitting a woman in the face with it at the supermarket"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bacon, alcohol, and a politician making sexual advances toward a 16-year-old
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bacon, alcohol, and a politician making sexual advances toward a 16-year-old
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Plastered party pilot pushes pedal-pub past peril point, passengers petrified. Police probing predicament ponder potential PUI proceedings
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Plastered party pilot pushes pedal-pub past peril point, passengers petrified. Police probing predicament ponder potential PUI proceedings
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Sun May 01, 2022
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Hey, I've got a great idea Let's put 12 FARKers on a moving bar so that they can drive it around town. What could possibly go wrong? Here, Drew, you steer
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Sat April 30, 2022
(News Center Maine)
 
 
 
Recalculating: GPS + BAC = OUI
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What does "overserved" really mean? 'One of the men had a reading on a portable breath test of .13 blood alcohol content more than five hours after he was taken into custody, the other tested at .19 after over eight hours in custody, police said'
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida woman tries to riverdance her way through sobriety test
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
As concept restaurants go, this one is sure to be a BANG
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Fri April 29, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Teacher tries 70's classroom method revival: ah, the good old days
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lawmaker busted for DUI with BAC nearly four times the legal limit. There should be laws against that sort of thing
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Thu April 28, 2022
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Police say the driver was listening to loud music, and wasn't wearing any pants
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Police say the driver was listening to loud music, and wasn't wearing any pants
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
LeBoeuf had BA content of 0.32, was unable to protect Rooster Cogburn
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Tue April 26, 2022
(The Hustle)
 
 
 
A sign of the times, or an exercise in futility?
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Sun April 24, 2022
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
America's least favorite beer
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"What's your crime?" "Public urination." "That's not much of a crime." "Into a patrol car." "Kinky"
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Africa's ban on alcohol (to prevent farkers from farking around during Covid) has led to yeast shortage, leading to limited production of Marmite
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Old and busted: spiking the punch with alcohol. New hotness: spiking the wedding dinner with cannabis
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Store owner claims "rogue employees" created secret chute to pass down counterfeit cigarettes
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(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
Coach K's grandson finally realizes that Duke sucks, enters transfer portal
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Mon April 18, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Governor open to banning off-duty N.J. cops from consuming weed after some state lawmakers realize that police mellowing out after work would be bad for somebody
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Sun April 17, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Isn't it fine, Norwegian wine
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Isn't it fine, Norwegian wine
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Fri April 15, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Impaling not Vlad the Impaler's fault
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Thu April 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cuba Gooding Jr. says "SHOW ME THE PLEA DEAL"
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Wed April 13, 2022
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Want to know where the "pickleback" was invented? Well here's the owner of the Bushwick Country Club recounting the story of how a hungover employee and a vinegar-loving patron created the now world famous bourbon-and-pickle juice shot
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Edible, fluorescent silk tags can help suss out fake medication. Until they're faked
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Tue April 12, 2022
(France 24)
 
 
 
There's a bar. It's in a balloon. You ride it 20 miles up, into space. It's filled with hydrogen, and presumably alcohol for drinking. Tickets are $125k. Sounds like a blast
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New Yorkers are finally allowed to have to-go cocktails, but not without a heaping serving of political jerking-around
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Fri April 08, 2022
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Article on "the most dangerous alcoholic drinks in the world". Ride in with "The Four Horsemen", blow up your liver with a "New Orleans Hand Grenade", then surf to the hospital emergency room on a wave of Everclear
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In the list of unusual deaths, "being struck down by a Hobby Horse" deserves to be at the head of the list
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Beer Day. Relax, Farkistan, and take it all in
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Explosion caused when "a work crew (used) a torch to warm up vinyl flooring before installing it. The torch ignited the highly flammable adhesive and caused a vapor explosion." Alcohol definitely involved
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Mon April 04, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Not news: Farkers are often monkeys. Evolving news story: and vice versa
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Not news: Farkers are often monkeys. Evolving news story: and vice versa
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Beguiled
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
The "drunken monkey" hypothesis. It's not about the politics tab
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
The "drunken monkey" hypothesis. It's not about the politics tab
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Teenagers suffered greatly during the pandemic
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Wisconsin State Board's 61 recommendations to curb excessive drinking. Moving out of Wisconsin strangely absent
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man has been living in the Beijing International Airport for 14 years to get away from his nagging family just so he can smoke cigarettes and drink booze
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Tue March 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Instead of whey getting wasted, we can get way wasted
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
How did the FBI manage to arrest the individuals accused of plotting to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer? "Free stuff to give away"-including explosives, alcohol, and food from Buffalo Wild Wings
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Mon March 28, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Four teens crash car full of alcohol into telephone pole, which is why you should never let your car drink booze
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Sun March 27, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan's supply of Zima runs dry, In other news, there is now a Zima black market
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan's supply of Zima runs dry, In other news, there is now a Zima black market
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Study says we all dealt with the first 9 months of the pandemic and its associated lockdowns and work-from-home exactly the way you knew we would
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Would you drink alcohol made from plants grown at Chernobyl?
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Mashable)
 
 
 
You lost me at "sober"
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"More?" Subby's pies are damn near pudding as it is
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You oughta know that Dave Coulier is now two years sober
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Tue March 22, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1933, US President FDR legalized the sale of beer and wine, an act of legislation that led to the end of Prohibition and put him in the running for beatification as a Fark Saint
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Mon March 21, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Subby's never even had cultured butter, much less compounded with booze
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mom regrets teaching Florida Boy not to lie to the police
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(City and State NY)
 
 
 
You cannot have nice things like to-go alcohol in New York
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
As it turns out, you could still get alcohol during Prohibition. You just needed a prescription
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Make money from home, doing what you love..... They say it's for science, but I have my doubts
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Sat March 19, 2022
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Coors Light lollipops. Now you can suck on crappy beer
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Fri March 18, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If you've found yourself disappointed at the overall lack of drunkenly violent, anti-mask MAGATs on your last few plane trips, American Airlines may be offering just what you need
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Yes, Your Honor, my client did everything the prosecutor says she did. But the real culprit behind her actions is Coors Light. Sentence Coors Light, not my client
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Some brilliant Irish jokes to share on this St Patrick's Day, feel free to share some more
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Wed March 16, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
We're assuming the answer is alcohol
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Mon March 14, 2022
(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
...and our first St. Patrick's drunkest farker contestant comes to you from Indiana. Florida's distant cousin
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Food 52)
 
 
 
Who wants to bathe in cheese? OK, how about dipping into some hard cider fondue?
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Point or flat? Boiled or baked? It's time to consider some meaty decisions
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Wed March 09, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Is huffing deodorant a thing now?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nebraska Cornhusker fans want to be able to drink while reminiscing about the 90s
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
Coffee can't cure hangovers and it could make them worse. Best cure for hangovers still just to keep drinking
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