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headlines found matching 'Alabama'
Wed July 18, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Black man's car breaks down in Alabama, so he walks overnight to get to work. Cops stop him 14 miles in and ask what's going on, and then everything gets much better. Come for the story, stay for the slightly restored faith in humanity
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Tue July 17, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama's top elections official warns against 'crossover voting', suggests parties switch from man-to-man to zone defense
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Thu July 12, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
After being duped by Sacha Baron Cohen, Roy Moore threatens to sue if he is defamed. Which raises the question, can you defame a child molester?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Alabama will no longer allow its sheriffs to starve their prisoners in order to create surplus funds in the food budget that they can then pocket as a salary enhancement. Small steps
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Book it - Alabama, Ohio State, and Clemson are in the NCAA Football Playoff
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
'Good Samaritan' alerts Coast Guard to floating bale of cocaine off Florida beach
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Some Patriotic Guy)
 
 
 
On July the 4th, two Republican senators are 1) Grilling hotdogs 2) Celebrating Independence Day or 3) In Russia, meeting with Sergey Lavrov
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judd Hirsch for the defense of Wynonna Judd's daughter, who's going to real jail
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Fri June 29, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman has 50-pound nope removed after unexplained health issues
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here is how every state got its name, and oh Alabama might actually be a vegetarian state
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Fri June 22, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Power Company: "You want to put solar panels on your house? Fark you, pay us." Homeowners: "That's ridiculous; reduce the fee." Alabama Power: "Fark you, the fee just went up"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump gives kiss of death to Alabama Rep Martha Roby. Michael Corleone reportedly impressed
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
80 year old Alabama Baptist minister to Jeff Sessions: "Hang on to your day job at the Justice Department. I don't believe you have much future as a theologian or Sunday school Bible study writer. NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FARKING SHINE BOX"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That sickening feeling when you realize one of your senators will be in Moscow for the 4th of July
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Mon June 18, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Alabama football offers a scholarship to an offensive lineman. Holy FARK: He is 14 years old, is 6-foot-7 and weighs 350 pounds
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sessions gets schooled on the bible by a former altar boy
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Thu June 14, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Welcome to Paint Rock, Alabama, where fascism is on hold because of government inefficiency
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Sun June 10, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Golfer Justin Thomas named Alabama pro athlete of the year, as it's the first time the award has gone to someone from the state whose sport didn't involve drivin', ropin' or wrasslin'
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Alabama has learned nothing from the Roy Moore debacle
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Thu June 07, 2018
(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
UCF: WE WANT BAMA... Alabama: Ok, you're on. Well, sorta
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Wed June 06, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's wife loses primary, rides his horse out in disgrace
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alabama congresswoman fails to secure Republican primary nomination due to insufficient fealty to Trump, refusal to molest children
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
It's a Florida mystery. Someone keeps mailing these Florida people $8000 in cash and they want to put a stop to it
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Racism was never real; picking cotton makes a man out of you," says black preacher Jesse Lee Peterson
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Thu May 31, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
An Alabama doctor-turned-legislator attempted to strike down a law named for a mother who died after giving birth while in his care. Now, her 19-year-old daughter is running his opponent's campaign
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well maybe Nick Saban should stop blocking transfers within the SEC then
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Wed May 30, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alabama man arrested for smearing ketchup on statue of doctor who
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the most ridiculous things you can be fined for in each state. Now can you please tell my fortune?
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Alabama Political Reporter)
 
 
 
Alabama voters confuse a racist, sexist, anti-Semitic candidate for a long-serving Congressman with a similar name. Fark: The racist, sexist, anti-Semitic guy is currently ahead in the Republican primary
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Jay Gatsby)
 
 
 
Now you can spend the night in the house where Zelda and F. Scott Fitzgerald cheated on Link
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Tue May 22, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alabama sues the Census Bureau because their 3rd grade reading level means they have a hard time understanding "counting the whole number of persons in each State"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
1) Write song containing 15 instances of the n-word. 2) Invite white woman up on stage to rap it with you. 3) Outrage when she raps it with you. 4) Facepalm tag for everyone involved
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Thu May 17, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nebraska coach Scott Frost responds to Nick Saban's comments about Central Florida's title being legit by saying 1 or 2 of Alabama's aren't legit, either
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama Attorney General Steve Marshall holds another 'Faith Forum'. Alabama is also at a 20-year high for violent crime, so apparently he told people to pray harder
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Former Roy Moore aide Rich Hobson running for AL congressional seat releases new campaign slogan: An AR-15 Defense Rifle in every home
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nick Saban says that despite claims, UCF really isn't the National Champions in football
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
In a story that should shock no one on Fark, Alabama church displays sign that says "BLACK FOLKS NEED TO STAY OUT OF WHITE CHURCHES"
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Duke sucks)
 
 
 
A new list shows Alabama football is the most hated college football program in the nation. Here are the top ten
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Sun May 06, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mini superhero is determined to save the homeless in Alabama; one sandwich at a time
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Thu May 03, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama has one more thing they're #1 at
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Thrice-disgraced former judge thinks Alabama wants some Moore
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Sun April 29, 2018
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma OKs a bill that will allow some adoption agencies to deny same-sex couples the right to adopt a child
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Fri April 27, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama man jailed on heroin and cocaine trafficking charges, displays "oh boy, mom's gonna kill me" face for mugshot
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Thu April 26, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Remember when Alabama's poor, women, and residents of color turned out to vote so that the next Secretary of State would be a trigger-happy bigot with a hatred for gays? Doug Jones remembers
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alabama police create viral mashup combining popular current news stories: arresting black customers without cause and being stripped naked at Waffle House
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
City councilman arrested for DUI after driving on the wrong side of the road seems pretty happy
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Sun April 22, 2018
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
With weather threatening, the start has been moved up. Josef Newgarden is on the pole along side his teammate Will Power. Expect the wet tires to get some use today. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of Alabama discussion thread at 3pm EDT on NBCSN
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey Oscars Lady, I'll see your three billboards and raise you ten
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Fri April 20, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Every candidate for Alabama governor at GOP debate says they voted for Roy Moore. Let that sink in for a bit
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Thu April 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alabama set to execute 83-year-old murderer before nature takes its course
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Alabama QB's father says his son will be a "free agent" if Nick Saban doesn't start him next year. You know, cause Alabama isn't a pro team, right?
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Sat April 14, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Elizabeth, I'm comin' to join ya, honey ...in 23 hours
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mississippi State students break into University of Alabama sports facility hoping to finally get a national championship trophy
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Wed April 11, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama evangelist and Fox News contributor Acton Bowen actin' guilty, jailed on child sex charges involving young boy
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Thu April 05, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NRA's Dana Loesch says MLK, who was assassinated by rifle shot from across the street, would still be alive if he'd been carrying a concealed weapon. Bonus: crazy-eyes
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Nick Saban decides that they'll just ignore LeBron's copyright infringement claims. I mean it is Alabama football, they get away with a lot bigger violations than that
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Are robot bees the next chapter in NASA's chronicle of Mars?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman's family gives her a ham, which she burns in a trash can, causing an explosion that destroys her hotel room. What ever happened to re-gifting?
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This administration is turrible, just turrible
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A Republican Alabama state lawmaker, a former chairman of the Alabama Republican Party, and a health care executive walk into a bar. Oh, did I say bar? I mean to say that were all arrested on federal bribery charges on Monday
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Protect your canine best friend from Alabama Rot disease, which surprisingly doesn't involve tooth decay
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
It's the Alabama way to get high on meth and lead police on a 20-mile chase that ends with you getting arrested in the produce aisle of a Walmart
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
Scott Walker learns that even the judges he appoints have only so much tolerance for his BS
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Tue March 20, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Article asks: "Does it have to be about sex, Alabama?" Alabama responds: "Yes. Yes it does"
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