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Wed August 05, 2020
(Maize n Brew)
 
 
 
Dude, show some respect, at least to the floor
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
How many states are using the Apple/Google contact tracing API that respects user privacy? If you guessed two, your guess was double the actual number. Other 49 worried app development doesn't cost enough, or steal enough data
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
Alabama farkers may breathe a sigh of relief: Lack of sharpies means Tropical Storm Isaias will make landfall in the Carolinas this evening. Carolina farkers: stay safe
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Racism declared public health crisis in Colorado, state pasttime in Alabama
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Trees in Auburn Alabama can breathe a little easier now. Roll Damn Tide
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Covid experts recommend immediately locking down Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Arizona, Tennessee, Georgia, Nevada, South Carolina, Texas, Idaho, Arkansas, and Oklahoma. Care to guess what they all have in common?
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(Vote.org)
 
 
 
Take a minute to check and see if you're still registered to vote, because reasons
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Wed July 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GOP's wage replacement plan punishes its own voter base
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
POTUS to speak at John Lewis' funeral
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Back-to-school sales tax holidays are coming soon for some reason or another. Here's where to see about yours
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Save the Space Camp; save Alabama
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wisconsin added to Chicago's 14-day quarantine list
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Mon July 27, 2020
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
The Rocket City Trash Pandas have some thoughts on 2020
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
DOJ investigation into whether conditions in Alabama prisons are so bad they violate the 8th Amendment finds that guards routinely beat prisoners and may have murdered at least one. AL AG's response is to tell the feds to mind their own business
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man at Alabama Baptist revival who infected 40 has "No nothing. Not a sniffle. Not a headache. Nothing." Gimme that old time pandemic, gimme that old time pandemic, gimme that old time pandemic, it's good enough for me
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
While John Lewis lays in state at the Alabama state capitol, Trump is fussing about Paul Ryan, Fox News, and the Reagan Foundation
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
John Lewis crosses the Edmund Pettus Bridge for the last time. Rest well, Sir
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
That police officer would have drowned if it wasn't for that meddling teen
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Sat July 25, 2020
(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
You may miss being able to visit Grandma in the nursing home, but she's got a battery-operated toy to keep her happy
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Mon July 20, 2020
(WSFA)
 
 
 
In light of John Lewis' death, we should rename the bridge where he spilled his share of blood on Bloody Sunday. Especially since, y'know, the guy who it's named after was a Klan Grand Wizard and Confederate general
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
You can't travel and you can't congregate, so just look at the most beautiful bars in America
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions political career goes out the way it came in, through a blaze of racism
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4pm Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream. We've hit the jackpot on weird news today. A man who says his head is a garden shed, an extraterritorial killing over raisin wine in 1970, and Alabama issues a mandatory mask order. Strange times indeed
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Police department responds to incident where Five Guys refused to serve police who were not wearing masks. Hopefully not an armed response
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
OK, so Doug Jones vs. Tommy Tuberville, let's see how the usually useless Alabama Democratic Party is preparing for... oh. Oh my
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions becomes latest Confederate monument to be toppled
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump wants you to know what a great Alabama football coach Lou Saban is, which was a surprise to Lou Saban who's been dead since 2009. "Nick" Saban coached five championships since 2007, however
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Sat July 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A Keebler Elf finally has enough
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Fri July 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because he was wrong?
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Auburn man with crimson tide of hair charged with robbery, severe Alabama Sports Identity Confusion
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stupid: Another reboot. Interesting: Centered around a Black family in Montgomery, AL during the 60's. Total Fark: Fred Savage is involved
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Poland's president goes full-Alabama ahead of a run-off. You NEVER go full-Alabama
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Looks like it's gonna be harder to vote in Alabama thanks to new Supreme Court ruling
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Those college "pay to get COVID" parties are as well-sourced and real as the injecting of the marijuanas. "Has not been able to verify such parties have taken place" shoulda told ya
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Thu July 02, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
(Yet another) Alabama church discovers freedom of religion ≠ freedom from virus
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Alabama officials confirm that college students are stupid and dangerous
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dog groomer thinks animal abuse is cute, transforms her poodles into crazy multicoloured creations with non-toxic vegan dye
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Stupid American Tricks", teenagers in Tuscaloosa, Alabama are throwing "COVID parties", where the first diagnosed teen wins a cash jackpot. Subby encourages less damaging behaviors, like eating Tide Pods or swallowing goldfish
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What's worse than biting into an Apple and finding a quarter of a worm? COVID-19
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Fresh off its abortion ban defeat, Alabama heads right back to the Supreme Court for another defeat on their absentee voter restrictions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mississippi votes to change its flag and that's that, all Confederate symbols are gone from US state flags.....except for the "hidden" ones on Florida, Alabama, Arkansas', oh and the fact that Georgia still uses the ACTUAL official flag of the CSA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump bails out on Alabama rally after realizing maybe people just might not want to catch the covid
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Keebler elf out to prove he's got what it takes to be an Alabama republican senator
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(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
When your obit states "He was the last person prosecuted in Massachusetts for illegal possession of a ferret" you know the deceased lived a full life
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
They would have forgiven insulting BLM but he had to go and defame Alabama football
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your hot take of the day: Boomer Esiason claims big-time college football programs are infecting their players with COVID-19 so they can be immune when the season starts
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off the Ole Lone Ranger and if you from Alabama, you don't mess around with Nick. Right Mr. ex-mayor
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
311 Speedway's attempt at a joke by selling "Bubba Rope" after the Talladega noose situation goes over surprisingly well. And by surprisingly well we mean a touring series pulled their three races and the track lost all but two sponsors
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Wed June 24, 2020
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Not the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, not an empty void either. A look inside Alabama's PPE warehouse
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Ha Ha
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Kobe Bryant helicopter crash was simply the latest tragic incident in a decades-old aviation problem: Too many pilots, when confronted with bad weather, say "I got this" instead of "I gotta land"
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Mon June 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Noose found in Bubba Wallace's garage at Talladega speedway this afternoon. Between the confederate flag being pulled over the speedway by a plane and confederate flags outside the track there may be opposition for some fans joining the 21st century
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The stock market finally realizes that COVID-19 didn't go away
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Wed June 17, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"ICUs are full, patients are dying." Is the article referring to A) Alabama, B)... you know what? It's Alabama
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Whether LGBT CONDUCT has same anti-discrimination rights as BIRTH TRAITS YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER (race, ethnicity) is POLICY matter decided by ELECTED representatives IN A REPUBLIC"
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Tue June 16, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
For the first time, Alabama has more new coronavirus cases in one day than the collective number of teeth in entire state
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Looks like the cows have come home to roost as Trump hits Alabama to insult Jeff Sessions
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Mon June 15, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Prime Tom
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Sad, Obvious tags seen not wearing masks
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Holy shiat, today really is Barack Obama Day. Happy Obama Day, everyone
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Thanks to Republican malgovernment, Arizona hospitals are now overwhelmed by Covid patients. Sick tag is in the ICU
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Domestic violence calls have been a "roller coaster" in North Alabama since COVID-19 first hit. Obvious tag says it still loves COVID despite all of that
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Tue June 09, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Mike Gilday will be ordering the removal of the confederate battle flag from "all public spaces and work areas aboard Navy installations, ships, aircraft and submarines"
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama store owner calls cops on robber, gets punched by cops for his trouble. If you have to ask their skin colors
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
Go Fund Yourself
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Fri June 05, 2020
(WRBL Columbus)
 
 
 
Cross burned on interstate overpass in Alabama, which in this timeline just means it's Friday
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
A Crimson Tide is also known as a Red Tide, an infectious disease that infects the respiratory system. Also the Alabama football team
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
One other thing these protests have been good for is getting rid of Civil War participation trophies glorifying the Confederacy
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Under Alabama law, removing Confederate monuments can result in $25,000 fine against city, county doing so. Tennessee Valley Progressive Alliance: "Hold my beer"
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Tue June 02, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Hire professional movers
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Mon June 01, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
After a night of rioting and civil unrest, most state offices in Alabama are closed today. Fark: To celebrate the birthday of Jefferson Davis
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jadevon Clowney: I want a lot of money. Cleveland Browns: Okay, we'll pay you more than the other teams will. Clowney: Uhhhhh....anybody else have an offer?
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama school confirms student was COVID positive at graduation ceremony. That sound you hear is an army of lawyers putting on face masks
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Wed May 27, 2020
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Flaming Moe's
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Liberal far-left flamethrower Ann Coulter sets Trump on fire: "the only national emergency is that our president is an idiot." Suck it libs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Alabama to follow the leadership of Donald Trump and help depopulate Alabama
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(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Trump, Jeff Sessions engage in heated Twitter war. Man, Civil War re-enactments suck during COVID
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
Montgomery, AL Mayor: ICU beds at 97% capacity. AL Governor: Loosen those distancing restrictions. Apparently Alabama's plan is to just close their eyes and only the hospitals and funeral homes are gonna know how bad this is
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Walking down main street naked while totally sober? That takes some balls
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(AL.com)
 
Boobies
 
Alabama single moms rejoice as strip clubs reopen at 1700 hours today. Baby needs a new pair of shoes
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alabama has been holding graduation ceremonies packed to capacity with the end result being packed hospitals
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Wed May 20, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Mayoral candidate in rural Alabama goes full Alabama
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Don't be playing with anyone's cornhole during the pandemic
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Mon May 18, 2020
(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Escaped inmate recaptured after police able to follow his contrail
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Thu May 14, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Problem: Drone cameras catch coal polluters red-handed. Solution: Make drone surveillance of coal polluters illegal
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you can't defeat your enemy, fight like them
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Thu May 07, 2020
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
You may want to do a Cartman freeze for this ... Drew Brees vs Tom Brady to open 2020/21 NFL season from New Orleans. Tag is for the NFL ... the world needs this game
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tennesses, LSU, Kentucky, Georgia, Missouri, Alabama, Texas A&M, South Carolina, and Arkansas all announce plans to bring students back to campus this fall. You know why this is under the Sports tab
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tua Tagovailoa is number 1
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Tue May 05, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Louisiana cops looking for aggressive chicken accused of fowl play. Probably cooped up too long
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Much like a good glass of prune juice, Covid-19 lets the freight move easily
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Mon April 27, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Alabama has three Confederate-related holidays: Robert E. Lee's birthday ... (celebrated along with birthday of civil rights leader Martin Luther King); Confederate Memorial Day [today] ... and birthday of Confederate President Jefferson Davis"
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Fri April 24, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
SEC SEC
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"You can't Sharpie a drug into acceptability," Jake Tapper says of Trump's Covid-19 response
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Wed April 22, 2020
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Private petri dish in Tennessee announces it will open on Monday
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This is the equivalent of having Boss Hogg, Roscoe, and Enos manage your state's future
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Alabama secretary of state tells voters to eat cake
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Sun April 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, there's one other way to keep Southerners from flocking to the beaches during a pandemic
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Mon April 13, 2020
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Tavaris Jackson killed in a Carvaris crash
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
GOP 0 Women 5
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Weatherman in Birmingham reaches peak Alabama giving storm location
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