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headlines found matching 'Alabama'
Tue September 27, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Etowah "zygote über alles" County suddenly gets all Constitution-y under the harsh spotlight of national scrutiny
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Thu September 22, 2022
(IT Pro)
 
 
 
46 U.S. states have had about enough of your shiat, Zuckerberg
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Wed September 21, 2022
(WRAL Sportsfan)
 
 
 
UNC quarterback: "Growing up in Carolina, you're going to be a Carolina fan. Some people may say State, but really, people who go to State just can't get into Carolina." He somehow failed to mentioned that Duke Sucks
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Tue September 20, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Spicy "One Chip Challenge" tortilla chips are so hot, people are actually going to the hospital
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Fri September 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Longhorns drop $300k for Arch Manning's (and other HS players) big recruitment weekend in Austin. Article has itemized expenses and hot damn those parents can drink
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Thu September 15, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama GOP Chair: How dare you ask for my ID when you can already see the color of my skin?
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Wed September 14, 2022
(WEAR Pensacola)
 
 
 
Florida Man appears in show about moonshiners. Florida Man is arrested for making moonshine
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alabama is finally an innovator. Sick tag relates to their untested innovation
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama member can't get a break in Alabama
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What do you mean by drunk?
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Sat September 10, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Alabama squeaks past Auburn
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Alabama roll over Texas? Will Arkansas beat the Cocks? Will Pitt win at home against Tennessee? How about Kentucky and Florida? Will Baylor harass BYU? Week 2 of college football continues at Noon ET
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Wed September 07, 2022
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Pat McAfee is getting ready to smackdown some college football fans on Saturday mornings
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Mon September 05, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a cow with its head stuck in a tree
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Sat September 03, 2022
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Thanks to Clear the Shelters "Good Flights" mission nearly 140 at-risk cats & dogs from overcrowded shelters in Louisiana & Alabama have been taken to 9 shelters to increase their chances of finding their forever families in time for Caturday
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Reasoning with goats goes as well as expected. "Don't you eat that. Get out Get out Are you crazy?" the deputy is heard saying
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Sun August 28, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: ancient Egyptian artifact discovered in Memphis. Fark: Memphis, Tennessee
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Wed August 24, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
We found a state worse than Alabama or Mississippi - it's Missouri, which was the only state that opted out of the federal "Grab and Go" program for child meals, meaning hungry kids couldn't take free lunch away to eat elsewhere
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Tue August 23, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Every accusation is a confession. Today's example comes to you from the great state of Alabama
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
College football has no shot through 2030
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Taco Bell to test new Crispy Melt Taco with boldly seasoned plant-based protein on citizens of Birmingham, Alabama, recognizing their steel constitutions
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Sun August 21, 2022
(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
Rather than allow a Black woman to take a judicial seat she won in an election, Alabama 'dissolves' the position
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Sat August 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS not quite ready to retire democracy
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
OSHA hits Dollar General with $1.2 million in fines for unsafe work practices, not understanding that Dollar General finds this more cost effective than actually making their stores safer for workers
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Thu August 18, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Buckeyes have THE largest fanbase in college football
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well that's the last place you'd expect to find a toxic culture and paranoia: sorority rush week at the University of Alabama
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama anti-gay pastor sentenced to 10 years for fully embracing the entire character arc of the stereotype
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Sure, high gas prices are bad, but is gas too low now?
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Mon August 08, 2022
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Lactation - The other whole milk
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Sun August 07, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good: City officials disbanded an entire local police department and fired the agency's police chief and assistant chief in response to an officer's racist text message. Wow: in Alabama
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Thu August 04, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Roo Tide
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Sun July 31, 2022
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Just in time to celebrate Oktoberfest, U.S. Space and Rocket Center reopens its Biergarten. Really, parents need someplace to go while their kids are in Space Camp
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama to hold referendum during November 8th election on new, improved state Constitution of 2022 to replace its 1901 Constitution filled with racist language, 977 amendments. All bets are off that it'll pass in Trumpland
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
There's GOP cruel and then there's GOP we don't want to feed gay and trans kids cruel
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Prison jerks try to prevent reporter from witnessing execution because A) Her skirt is "too short" B) Her open-toed shoes are "too revealing" C) They're absolute farking assholes D) It's Alabama. Pick any 4
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mr. Orwell, paging Mr. Orwell to the Alabama colored courtesy phone
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Thu July 28, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hyundai caught using child labour in 3rd world hellhole
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
U.S. power companies spending millions to protect profits. Seems counterproductive
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(The Root)
 
Hero
 
The real Doogie Howser is female, black, and from... Alabama
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Tue July 26, 2022
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
The good news: Blue Bell seems to be currently listeria-free. The bad news: It's still the worst ice cream brand in the US with the lowest quality ingredients
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texans announce remake of "Brian's Song"
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Fri July 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
While other states are pushing reproductive rights back to the 1950s, Alabama tells kids to hold its beer after they get off their shift at the metal stamping plant
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Tue July 19, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A fool and his money are soon parted as the USC Trojans are a popular Las Vegas bet to win the College Football playoffs. Why wouldn't they be after last year's outstanding 4-8 season?
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Fri July 15, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Regions Bank drops the ball on really the wrong-person-to-piss-off's trust accounts
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Tue July 12, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's own sycophants are limiting his free speech
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Mon July 11, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
A floating abortion clinic in the Gulf of Mexico has been proposed as a way to work around abortion bans, considered a far better idea than a sinking one
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Wed July 06, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Transatlantic carrier pigeon? Transatlantic carrier pigeon
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(Axios)
 
 
 
End of Roe = foster care systems are FARKED
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
'Slutty Vegan'? I thought they didn't like meat?
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Mon July 04, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
What's the most Murica you can get in a car? Subby nominates the Ram 1500 pickup, built in Mexico
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Fri July 01, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Rece Davis named his favorite College Gameday location. While it's not the end of the world, let's just say you can see it from there
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Some BBQ)
 
 
 
Meat, fire and smoke. Seriously, do you really need anything else?
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
We would've gotten away with it and ascended if it wasn't for those meddling firefighters
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Thu June 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mo Brooks (R-ejected by TFG) decides to get revenge for being dumped, agrees to testify before the J6 committee
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Fri June 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
In case you haven't noticed, there's a war going on
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Wed June 15, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Alabama teenager accepted to 15 different schools with $2 million in scholarships. Unclear how he would pay for the other half of his tuition
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Tue June 14, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
International Bath Day pays tribute to Greek mathematician Archimedes' bath time revelation. Holiday apparently not celebrated in Alabama, West Virginia, Mississippi, Georgia, etc
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Fri June 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, this seems backwards. Have a gun and attack a school, police take over an hour to breach. Unarmed? You get shot in the parking lot
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Clack County Clerk's Colossal Cock. I don't even know what this article is about
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Alabama woman tries to kill boyfriend in most Alabama way ever
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