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headlines found matching 'Airport security'
Thu January 13, 2022
(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
Book last minute? Pay in cash? You get a quad. Enjoy your delay citizen
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Cottage Life)
 
 
 
Cottage Life is just done with this shiat
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Wed December 22, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
TSA announces that passengers who disrupt flights and threaten airline attendants over mask mandates could lose their PreCheck privileges. Yeah, that'll show 'em
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
United flight ain't your fetish site. Facial thong is just all wrong. Counterpoint: Rosa Parks knew which end her underwear went on
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TSA says I can't take my handle of vodak through security, so you get a shot and you get a shot and you get a shot, everybody gets a shot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TSA says I can't take my handle of vodak through security, so you get a shot and you get a shot and you get a shot, everybody gets a shot
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Tue November 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN balances recent penis-rocket coverage with story about this "bullet" plane, presumably aimed at the little-man-in-a-canoe demographic
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Mon November 01, 2021
(The Sun)
 
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Man with 13.5 inch willy stopped by airport security so they can check his 'unusual bulge'. Probably something common for him as he does have the world's biggest flesh missile (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri October 29, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Aw, damn. TSA won't let you bring a chain saw through airport security for Halloween
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Aw, damn. TSA won't let you bring a chain saw through airport security for Halloween
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Tue October 19, 2021
(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
The TSA says throwing knives are not allowed in the cabin of an airplane, balls to be fondled as usual before boarding
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