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Thu December 08, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh airport has 25th and 26th instances of a gun being seized this year. Only 7 more to tie with 2021, folks. Tag for the offenders
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Small dog sent through airport x-ray machine, according to TSA. Your dog wants a lead apron
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Tue December 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man arrested for bringing nunchucks in carry on bag at LaGuardia airport. To be fair, nunchucks are one of the more effective tools for defending against NYC rats
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NTSB rules that co-pilot accidently fell out of the open ramp of the plane. Putin seen taking notes
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Wed November 30, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This is probably fine, right? Right? Just a coincidence?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Luis Guzmán: For what may never be the last time, I was not in the movie Ghost
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tampa Airport has a giant Flamingo statue that needs a name. You know what to do Farkers
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Tue November 29, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Pilot walks six miles for help after plane crash. And boy, were his arms tired
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Sun November 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Odell Beckham Jr reportedly "coming in and out of consciousness" and has been escorted off a plane. He must have had the fish
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Thu November 24, 2022
(DW)
 
 
 
Climate protesters move on from throwing food to delivering FOD
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(DW)
 
 
 
Climate protesters move on from throwing food to delivering FOD
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beachcomber with metal detector makes unique discovery, even though it was in plane sight
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Mon November 21, 2022
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hello Muddah, hello Faddah. Here I am at Peru, Lima. Airport is very entertaining. And they say we'll have some fun if it stops foaming
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Baluga stuck in the deep mud. So wild, not so free
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Thu November 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
Hero
 
Most times, an airline returning a customer's phone it isn't really newsworthy. However, when the Captain leans out the window of the cockpit to retrieve the phone, that is pretty sweet. Southwest really does go above and beyond for their customers
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
You can now bet on which airline will cancel the most flights over Thanksgiving. JetBlue has 9 to 1 odds. Guess who's the worst?
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A look at why it's cheaper to fly in the US than take a train
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Mon November 14, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Oh look, Someone strapped a motor and some 'A.I.' to a pair of roller skates and gave it a name that will have Michael Jackson spinning in his grave
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Sun November 13, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man, that Professor Higgins wasn't farking around
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Llandegley International Airport closes after 25 years
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Sat November 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Terminal man dies at Paris airport
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Airline passenger tries to smuggle gun past airport security inside raw chicken. TSA responds with puns aplenty
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Sat November 05, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You're vacation shopping wrong
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Fri November 04, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Inside the Berlin Tempelhof airport, complete with creepy Nazi and Cold War relics that you can still visit to this day
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This person has worked on cruise ship for over 7 years. Here are mistakes a lot of first-timers make when going on a cruise
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Sat October 29, 2022
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Why have we been seeing a resurgence of romantic comedies? Because people keep rewatching them over and over on Netflix. Too bad we can't run through airports anymore
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Dead woman's coffin falls from helicopter into field as it's flown home to her Irish island. Good thing is she died in 1967 so she probably didn't notice the fall
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Thu October 27, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Remember the drunk woman at the airport who was too good looking to get arrested? Well, she's in more legal trouble. A lot more
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Wed October 26, 2022
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Beers that are never worth the price include any sold at Fenway, any sold in NY airports, and any with the letters IPA in them
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Mon October 24, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Korean Air flight to the Philippines uses novel "third time's almost a charm" landing technique after bad weather forced two go-arounds. With bonus That's Not Gonna Buff Out video
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Thu October 20, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Not news: idiot tries to smuggle fentanyl through LAX. Aggressive pearl clutching: fentanyl packed in candy wrappers
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Mother farking life imitates mother farking art
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Wed October 19, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ontario airport offering new program to let non-ticketed visitors party like it's 1999
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ontario airport offering new program to let non-ticketed visitors party like it's 1999
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Tue October 18, 2022
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Again, it must be said. Please. For the love of God. Stop bringing loaded handguns to Greater Pittsburgh International Airport, for fark's sakes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
They should totally make a movie about this
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Endeavour's final trip - Airport to museum - and how it was done
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Sun October 16, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Logan airport goes all 11-foot-8
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Twin-engine prop plane makes emergency landing on busy Dallas street, hits power line, speed limit sign on the way down
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bulgarian Air Force pilot breaks Guinness World Record with 40 takeoffs and landings in one hour. Previous record was 36, so attempt wasn't really touch and go
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bulgarian Air Force pilot breaks Guinness World Record with 40 takeoffs and landings in one hour. Previous record was 36, so attempt wasn't really touch and go
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
All your airport website are belong to us
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Mon October 10, 2022
(Far Out Magazine)
 
 
 
Why did the Pixies fire Kim Shattuck? Because she wasn't boring enough and the Pixies have a reputation to uphold
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Sun October 09, 2022
(Eater)
 
 
 
AI saw what you took and will charge you accordingly. Just trust AI
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Fri October 07, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
Flying out of Bush will take an extra hour, as there appear to be delivery problems with the Astroglide supply
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Thu October 06, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hold this pilot's vertical stick while he performs a remarkable 'horizontal' landing in strong winds
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Mon October 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Garp: "I'll take it"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Garp: "I'll take it"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Area man and former failed airline CEO has some thoughts about the current state of the industry
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Sun October 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The world's most spectacular airport is about to get even more spectacular, and for once a Fark headline is free from hyperbole
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Fri September 30, 2022
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Undetectable black cocaine is the new white marching powder
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Wed September 28, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
What are some weird rituals that you do everyday?
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Masuda takes advantage of its status as 'holy site' for Shiba Inu dog breed, deploys cute Shiba Inu to airport to surprise and welcome arriving passengers
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Mon September 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Los Angeles is opening a new light rail to the airport Fark: It doesn't actually go to the airport yet
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Sun September 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Has Xi Jinping been placed under house arrest after a rock-climbing accident with Jeff Goldblum in New Zealand?
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Fri September 23, 2022
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Tips for getting upgraded on your next flight: dress nicely, be polite, and CashApp $167 on the side to the checkin agent
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Wed September 21, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Putin's "some of you may die, but that's a risk I'm willing to take" speech didn't land quite they way he hoped with the average Russian man in the street, which why the average Russian man has TAKEN to the streets, and airports, and train stations
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Tue September 20, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New, high-tech updates at the airport will streamline the process with a bags first system, automated lanes, and artificially intelligent robots to fondle your balls before boarding
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Only a Wizz could smuggle an Airbus A320 out of Lviv, Ukraine in the middle of a war
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Mon September 19, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If you're catching a flight out of SeaTac, chances are you've already missed it
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If you're catching a flight out of SeaTac, chances are you've already missed it
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Thu September 15, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Just-add-water cereal is now a thing. But if you really want to fark with the space-time continuum add Dippin' Dots and hold on for dear life
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Football fan flies the friendlier skies, spends just £33 on flights up north for journey that cost £389 by train
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Sat September 10, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
Hero
 
Nurse aboard Spirit Air flight saves life of infant who stopped breathing. Airline immediately assesses "resuscitation fee"
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Thu September 08, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
United Airlines tries to keep up with the times with 200 new electric air taxis. Say what you will, this isn't '65 and United ain't Dylan
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
United Airlines tries to keep up with the times with 200 new electric air taxis. Say what you will, this isn't '65 and United ain't Dylan
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Airlines say they're going to improve their menus, which is pretty much dividing by zero and then claiming you added 1 to the result
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Airlines say they're going to improve their menus, which is pretty much dividing by zero and then claiming you added 1 to the result
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
🎵 I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more. Just to get to the damned plane on time before they close the cabin door🎵🎵
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out, there was a far larger scandal involving Bill and Hillary misplacing something
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Tue September 06, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Faking a broken foot to skip the airport queue and leaving REAL disabled people waiting, yeah airline passengers can't get much lower than that
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Mon September 05, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Private Cessna jet, traveling from Jerez/Spain to Cologne/Germany, overshoots airport by 700 miles
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Sun September 04, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
After a week's visit, man tries to check his daughter in for her unaccompanied return flight. Delta: "Our system says she is still waiting for you to pick her up at the gate from last week"
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Sat September 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who threatened to fly plane into Mississippi Walmart suffers from Middle-Name-is-Wayne Syndrome
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Thanks to Clear the Shelters "Good Flights" mission nearly 140 at-risk cats & dogs from overcrowded shelters in Louisiana & Alabama have been taken to 9 shelters to increase their chances of finding their forever families in time for Caturday
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Fri September 02, 2022
(WSYX ABC6 Columbus)
 
 
 
"Ma'am, Las Vegas PD. Why'd you skip out on your Chili's tab?" "Because you've never seen anyone so pretty". "Ma'am, this is Harry Reid Airport"
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
I mean, what's the worst that could happen to his career right now? He would no longer be able to open for Murph and the MagicTones at the Holiday Inn Express at the Las Vegas Airport? You know, the sleazy one off the B Concourse
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver man arrested for stealing $41K of golf equipment from the airport, which probably equates to a wedge, two irons and a Callaway towel
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
And the worst airline for delays at UK airports last year was...well, gee Wizz
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Fri August 26, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Anarchy at the airport as tussle on train turns into a brawl near a baby, sluggers step off, go their separate ways
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Flight passenger shares video of what can happen if the gremlins aren't cleaned off of a plane's wing
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Thu August 25, 2022
(CN Traveler)
 
 
 
The list of the worst airports you never want to leave from, but perhaps you have other nominations?
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Passengers on flight from Newark to Denver are on plane for 9 hours, which is a bit long, especially considering the plane never left the ground
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Mon August 22, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This year's "Thousand year flood" brought to you by Dallas, TX
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Sun August 21, 2022
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Gift shop underwear sales soar after 90 minutes, 11 pilots, 16 aborted landings
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Gift shop underwear sales soar after 90 minutes, 11 pilots, 16 aborted landings
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Fri August 19, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
A 81-year-old Danish woman traveling from Africa to Canada was arrested at Warsaw airport on suspicion of illegal possession of heroin worth over $515,000. Go Granny Go
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Cessna 152 coming in for landing." "No, Cessna 340 coming in for landing." "No, Cessna 152 coming in for landing" "We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion"
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Thu August 18, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Peter Navarro strip searched, placed in leg irons? GTFOH
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Wed August 17, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pilot who jumped from stricken plane said he "needed air," got plenty
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British tourist gets on Greek airport intercom to announce fake flight delays. Hilarity ensuing may have been short lived
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Greece tries to emulate Caribbean Island of St. Maarten, sends tourists ducking as plane makes extremely low landing on island of Skiathos
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Greece tries to emulate Caribbean Island of St. Maarten, sends tourists ducking as plane makes extremely low landing on island of Skiathos
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Wed August 10, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: People don't take Monkeypox seriously enough because it has a terrible name that we're stuck with, so let's start calling it MPX instead. At least that way people will think we're talking about an airport
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