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Tue August 04, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida businessman who has flown 33 times since the pandemic hits shares his routine for flying safe
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This is why we don't have flying cars
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"If you don't put that mask on RIGHT NOW so help me, I'm going to turn this plane right around.: No Ok, HERE WE GO"
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
The driver of the Jeep that tried to drive through a crowd of protesters was merely trying to catch a flight, passenger claims, somehow making it all better
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dulles Airport has posted what may just be the greatest picture of all time. Offer only valid for aerospace nerds
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Wed July 29, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, better hope you're not skydiving
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wisconsin added to Chicago's 14-day quarantine list
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Sat July 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
USAF says it is a TOTAL coincidence that a SOCOM surveillance plane was flying over Portland last week, and that those flights were scheduled MONTHS ago...really...they promise
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The cancellation of the airport-hangar event which the Trump team blamed on an incoming tropical storm that never materialized, but officials privately attribute to concerns about attendance, underscored the recurring challenge Trump aides face"
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Thu July 16, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Spirit Airline passengers fail to make it beyond the ticket counter before attacking staff
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Mon July 13, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Passenger:"I'm going to kill everybody on this plane. Die in the name of Jesus!" Christ, what an asshole
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Much like the recent explosions in Tehran, Iran claims 'human error' led to downing of passenger jet. I dunno about you, but I'd find that guy and fire him
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Detroit Airport lost luggage department. Yes, my bag is missing. Last time I saw it was when I checked it in at Terminal D in LaGuardia Airport ... One moment please
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Terminal D at LaGuardia Airport evacuated. Security investigation underway. Story developing
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Wed July 08, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Large airline industry companies got a special bailout to avoid laying off employees through the summer. You probably know what happened next
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Tue July 07, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brooklyn man gets indicted for trying to smuggle hundreds of Egyptian artifacts, some nearly 4,000 years old, stuffed inside dirty suitcases through JFK Airport. Subby says amateur, a drug mule could have done better without the suitcase
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Airport '75" remake attempted in Idaho
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Join or Die"... "E pluribus unum"... "Together we stand, divided we fall"?
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Airlines resume full flights, noting that you can't actually social distance on a plane. In other words, every time you get on a plane, you're marinating in one of my farts
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Sun June 28, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
American and United Airlines to resume regular contempt for human life
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Airlines CEOs went to the White House to try to convince Trump to have mandatory temperature checks at airports. Good luck with that
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Climate activists disrupt reopening of Paris' Orly Airport. Oui, rly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Climate activists disrupt reopening of Paris' Orly Airport. Oui, rly
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Coronavirus blamed for Pakistan airliner crash. That and forgetting to put the wheels down before landing
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida man tries to steal a plane to take marijuana to California to meet his girlfriend, which sounds like the best stoned idea ever. No word on how many Doritos were onboard
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida man tries to steal a plane to take marijuana to California to meet his girlfriend, which sounds like the best stoned idea ever. No word on how many Doritos were onboard
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
People are saying "F*CK IT" and traveling while not caring about literally anyone else
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you stopped in Orlando International Airport recently, you might want to see if you got coronavirus as a parting gift
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Disturbingly, the US seems to have given up on trying to control the spread of the disease, the only wealthy country in the world that just said, "screw it, let people die"
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Mon June 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Taipei's Songshan Airport is offering a fake vacation abroad that includes the experience of going through immigration control and getting on an aircraft and then off though without actually leaving the ground
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
When Ben Gurion Airport closes its smoking booths it's serious business
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Free spirit airlines
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Sat June 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Racist Texas Ranger statue removed from Dallas Airport. Texas Rangers contemplating name change back to Washington Senators
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Tue June 02, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EasyJet says it's ready to resume summer flights for its passenger
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Some Flying Guy)
 
 
 
Protip: Before resuming flights to vacation destinations, make sure they've re-opened their airport
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Sat May 23, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Airline traffic has dropped off so much that even a TV news helicopter can get a slot in the pattern for a major airport
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Airline traffic has dropped off so much that even a TV news helicopter can get a slot in the pattern for a major airport
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Airlive)
 
 
 
If you find parts of a Boeing 737 in your backyard, Swift Air would like to have them back. Maybe
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
And you thought flying changed after 9/11? Just wait
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
And you thought flying changed after 9/11? Just wait
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Pilot lands airplane in middle of traffic on suburban interstate after the aircraft became overloaded with the weight of his massive steel balls
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Roger Waters and David Gilmour of Pink Floyd still get along great, just like they always did, except for that time when Gilmour showed Waters the dark side of his moon
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Mon May 18, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, but the planes at Paine to remain, officials explain
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
SeaTac airports wants TSA to check passengers' temperatures. To be fair, if someone's already fondling your balls it's not that far of a stretch to stick a thermometer in your butt
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Thu May 14, 2020
(DW)
 
 
 
The airliner storage business is busting out all over
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Wed May 13, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Mom?
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ryanair passengers will have to ask permission to use the bathroom. £15 bathroom request fee and £40 bathroom sanitizing fee soon to follow
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
German man re-enacts The Terminal in honor of Tom Hanks' coronavirus fight
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Delta Air Lines started 2020 with its most successful year in company history. But with air travel nearly shut down by coronavirus, the airline is now bleeding money and will drop 10 more airports from its already skeletal network"
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump pulls a Sargent Schultz
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Man killed by a plane landing at ABIA. Airport spokesman Bryce Obvious said "officials do not believe the unidentified man was supposed to be on the runway at the time of the incident"
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mercenary dropped a dime on Trump
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Minor league pitcher finds out his family was killed over Facebook. Wow people take that site too seriously
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Sun May 03, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Texas movie theaters reopen with "airport style security screening". In other words, the movie theater equivalent of the TSA is going to let a bunch of infected patrons get past security anyway
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Fri May 01, 2020
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Wizz Air to resume flights today, showing that nobody beats the Wizz
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tiny airports got yuuuge amounts of corona cash thanks to a botched stimulus formula. Fark: some got enough funding to operate for years. Ultra Fark: Devils Lake, ND airport got 50 years'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tiny airports got yuuuge amounts of corona cash thanks to a botched stimulus formula. Fark: some got enough funding to operate for years. Ultra Fark: Devils Lake, ND airport got 50 years'
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Tue April 28, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask." "Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask." "Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask." "Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask." "Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask" Etc
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Mon April 27, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
What airport travel in our new post-Covid-19 pandemic world will be like. And you thought the security checks were bad now
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Sun April 26, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Um, thanks?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Czech the logs, some "serious and advanced adversary" has been launching cyber attacks on the Prague airport and regional hospitals. To be fair, an advanced adversary to a Czech is someone who claims to drink more beer or have a better hockey legend
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Airplane flying looks like this now
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Airplane flying looks like this now
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Fri April 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to experience zipping in and out of LAX without traffic, now is your moment
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
There are four private Learjets circling over the ocean after taking off from Newport News/Williamsburg International Airport. No one really knows why. Any ideas?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Cloudflare outage caused by techie pulling out the wrong cables. No word if his name was Johnny and used to work at an airport control tower
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
It's embarrassing when you're at the airport and EVERYONE knows you have a case of the crabs
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
New Orleans airport officials throw handcuffs, not beads
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Me TV)
 
 
 
Whelp, this aged poorly
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(Me TV)
 
 
 
Whelp, this aged poorly
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Thu April 09, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
One positive of Covid-19: Assuming you can get a flight to where you want to go, those long, twisty TSA lines are a thing of the past
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