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Fri July 10, 2020
(The National Interest)
 
 
 
China: We can sink your aircraft carriers anytime we want. US Navy: Yeah, about that
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two US Aircraft Carriers operate in South China Sea for first time since 2014
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
US deploys two aircraft carriers to the South China sea
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Navy to sailors: Please stop buying LSD online
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Navy to sailors: Please stop buying LSD online
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
If you know anything about military UFO's, tell congress, because they would really like to know too
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Aviators on the USS Gerald Ford stumble with their improvised "China's Newest Carrier" bat-patch
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Fri June 26, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey, since we're on this Navy vessel and the world is on fire, how about we just not head into port? Fark: going on 23 weeks now
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy upholds the coronavirus firing of Capt. Brett Crozier out of a cannon, broadsides be damned
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Tue June 09, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but Iran's built a fake carrier on which to photoshop attacks. What's even more interesting is they have a 3-D printer big enough to do the job
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China must pay. We'll sue 'em and threaten them and tariff them to death. Don't tread on us. DIFFICULTY: "Over the past decade, in U.S. war games against China, the United States has a nearly perfect record: We have lost almost every single time"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China must pay. We'll sue 'em and threaten them and tariff them to death. Don't tread on us. DIFFICULTY: "Over the past decade, in U.S. war games against China, the United States has a nearly perfect record: We have lost almost every single time"
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
A group of mariners are suing the US Navy over what they say are overly harsh quarantine orders. Not sure why they're bothering, it's unlikely MLB is going to have a season this year anyway
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Wed April 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Navy says it's expanding the probe into the USS Roosevelt and its captain, but what it's really doing is moving the goalpiers
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
14 day asymptomatic contagion period for COVID-19? LOL, no. How about a month? Does a month work for you?
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
14 day asymptomatic contagion period for COVID-19? LOL, no. How about a month? Does a month work for you?
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Sun April 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Captain Crozier's reinstatement is now bogged down with the top brass at the Pentagon. Enjoy your retirement, Captain
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
US Navy: You know, the USS Theodore Roosevelt needs a new skipper. How about that Captain Crozier fellow? He seems bright and capable
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Fri April 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Navy tests the entire crew of the USS Roosevelt and discovers that either the coronavirus test gives out a lot of false positives or there are way, way more asymptomatic cases than previously known
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out the former Navy Secretary may have been lying just a wee little bit about how many people the fired carrier captain sent his memo to
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
France has an aircraft carrier and nearly everyone on board has Covid-19
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Tue April 14, 2020
(The National Interest)
 
 
 
China steals Russian carrier technology
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Mon April 13, 2020
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Navy will keep an aircraft carrier at sea so that the crew stays healthy and combat-ready. Hey, a U.S. Navy ship that has been isolated from a pandemic as the world dissolves into chaos sounds like it would make a good TV series
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has the world locked down so China decides now is the time to put an aircraft carrier into disputed waters, and decides might as well take a jab at the U.S. Navy too
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has the world locked down so China decides now is the time to put an aircraft carrier into disputed waters, and decides might as well take a jab at the U.S. Navy too
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US Navy evacuates over 80% of USS Theodore Roosevelt crew as nearly 600 carrier sailors test positive for coronavirus. I guess Capt. Crozier may have been right after all
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Three of the United States' aircraft carriers now have crew members infected with COVID-19, which means that if you add up all the other nations' currently active aircraft carriers, we're outnumbered 11 to 9. They're gonna invade us, aren't they?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Three of the United States' aircraft carriers now have crew members infected with COVID-19, which means that if you add up all the other nations' currently active aircraft carriers, we're outnumbered 11 to 9. They're gonna invade us, aren't they?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
When Capt. Crozier sent a letter last week warning the Navy brass that Coronavirus was going to run rampant on his ship the USS Roosevelt without help, 3 cases had become 100 in a week, now there are 416 confirmed cases and 1,000 tests still pending
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Thu April 09, 2020
(American Military News)
 
 
 
4th carrier hit with coronavirus. Time to watch Midway
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(American Military News)
 
 
 
4th carrier hit with coronavirus. Time to watch Midway
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
243K flight Navy Secretary took to Guam just to go jerk store on the Roosevelt crew in hindsight isn't looking too brilliant, wonder who signed for that debacle
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
French aircraft carrier Charles De Gaulle surrenders to Coronavirus. This is a nice change of pace from the mechanical breakdowns that usually send it back to port early
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
It'd be nice if Trump spent as much time fighting coronavirus as he is fighting those who are trying to hold him accountable for not caring about coronavirus
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Tue April 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like we're gonna need a new Acting Acting Navy Secretary
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like we're gonna need a new Acting Acting Navy Secretary
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Audio of the stupid and naive Acting Secretary of the Navy complaining about a CO being too stupid and naive to prevent a leak has now been leaked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Acting Secretary of the Navy gives speech to the sailors aboard the USS Theodore Roosevelt in which he states that Captain Crozier was stupid for trying to save them from a Democratic hoax
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Acting Secretary of the Navy gives speech to the sailors aboard the USS Theodore Roosevelt in which he states that Captain Crozier was stupid for trying to save them from a Democratic hoax
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"On second thought, maybe we were a tad bit hasty in how we dealt with Captain Crozier. Hmm... how can we save a little face here?"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"On second thought, maybe we were a tad bit hasty in how we dealt with Captain Crozier. Hmm... how can we save a little face here?"
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Captain Brett Crosier cheered as he walks the plank from the USS Theodore Roosevelt for the last time (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Captain Brett Crosier cheered as he walks the plank from the USS Theodore Roosevelt for the last time (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 02, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ask for help to save the crew on your aircraft carrier from COVID-19? You're fired
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ask for help to save the crew on your aircraft carrier from COVID-19? You're fired
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Wed April 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
NewsFlash
 
Seamen to be released
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(PBS)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy to the crew of the USS Theodore Roosevelt: we need you to go ahead and stay on that boat
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Tue March 31, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Acting like the world's biggest cruise ship, the Aircraft Carrier USS Teddy Roosevelt has gone from having three sailors who tested positive for Coronavirus, to over 100 actually sick with the disease in less than a week, and it's getting worse
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Acting like the world's biggest cruise ship, the Aircraft Carrier USS Teddy Roosevelt has gone from having three sailors who tested positive for Coronavirus, to over 100 actually sick with the disease in less than a week, and it's getting worse
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sailors rave that USS Gerald Ford is one tasty carrier
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Both US aircraft carriers in the Pacific are out of action due to Corona outbreaks, leaving China free to do whatever they want. Sleep tight
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Old & stale: cruise ships harboring coronavirus. New hotness: Carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt harboring coronavirus, 5000+ seamen samples to be tested
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Holy shiat: clogged toilets on the Navy's latest 2 aircraft carriers require a periodic $400,000 acid flush, because the pipes are too narrow to handle the morning dump
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