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Tue October 26, 2021
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Sweden suspends Moderna vaccine for those under 30 due to "de heartee complicationee sidee eeffectes" according to a government official who looks more like Beaker than Chef Tom
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Tesla stops after owners complain about running over less stuff
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Mon October 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're printing store coupons, you might as well customize them a bit. As in, to the tune of a million bucks or so
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
USPS: It would be shame if we sat on all these mail-in ballots from three liberal jurisdictions in Virginia so they won't be counted in the upcoming election. Virginia Democratic Party: It would be a shame if we sued you. USPS: :-o
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Sun October 24, 2021
(KDRV Medford)
 
 
 
Oregon: "We're on the brink of being forced to cede control of three counties in our state to cartel weed growers. Please send in the FBI"
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Fri October 22, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
News: Man faces $9.9 million in fines for racist and anti-Semitic robocalls. FARK: The FCC actually reduced the amount by $3 million when he complained about "the politically motivated gross overreach of FCC authority"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
4000 assaults? JHFC, that's not a lyft, that's a round of russyan roulette
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Looks like the northwestern US will be shoveling all winter
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Thu October 21, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tesla provides data records that shows the Tesla Model S autopilot crash in April outside Houston was not, in fact, an autopilot crash, wasn't a Model S, didn't happen in Texas, and actually happened in 1987
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Wed October 20, 2021
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Delta Plus found in U.S., Denmark, Israel and the U.K. - Delta Pro and Delta Pro Max expected to be released later this year
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Tue October 19, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Party downwind
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Poking people is good for the Johnson. & Johnson
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(NPR)
 
 
 
No need to kick up a fuss, dear; I'll have your Spam. I love it. I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The FDA is cocky enough to let you know it's considering doing something that could reduce salmonella bacteria in chicken
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The FBI executes a raid on Oleg Deripaska's home
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
CDC has released its holiday travel guidance for half of Americans to ignore
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Nature)
 
 
 
New Zealand's anti-science environment increases as government agency is accused in deaths by not predicting attack by orcs in orc nature preserve
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(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Against all odds, questionable artifacts donated by Phil Collins to the Al-al-alamo have turned Texas into the land of confusion. It's just a shame, that's all
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Lucy in the Sky with Problems
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why wont you call an insurrection an insurrection?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
EPA to start regulating certain 'forever chemicals' in drinking water beginning in 2023. In other news, the EPA doesn't currently regulate certain 'forever chemicals' and is going to wait over a year to start
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Wed October 13, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Was your car recalled so its dangerous Takata airbag inflator could be replaced with a safe American-made one? Yeah, about that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Up to 100,000 Americans die prematurely each year due to A. Smoking? B: Bad cholesterol? Or C: Shampoo and makeup?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FDA announces that it sees no reason to doubt data helpfully provided by R.J. Reynolds that "proves" e-cigarettes can actually help people quit smoking. Up next: Conclusive studies from Exxon Mobile that oil in ocean water improves seabirds' plumage
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Tue October 12, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Boosters have a booster in the companies that make boosters. Boosters
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(AP News)
 
 
 
A federal judge has temporarily restored America's supply of fish sticks, which this article implies contain actual fish
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another whistleblower has hit the zuckerberg
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Mon October 11, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Tired elk finally gets a rest
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Sun October 10, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
And he was only 20 years away from retirement
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Sat October 09, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
DoJ creates enforcement unit for imaginary money
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Putin to the head of the Russian space agency: "I've altered your budget, pray I don't alter it any more. And don't fail me again, I've had quite enough." Subby suggests he double his efforts as Vlad is not as forgiving as I am
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Apparently you have to have a permit for a swimming pool. Well, one on wheels to be specific
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Thu October 07, 2021
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Teenager uses 3D printer to make handgun part. What could go wrong?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Attention Vermont: brace yourself for the possibility of Plowy McPlowface this winter
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Should a government research agency face criminal charges after a natural disaster?
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Much as AI chatbot Tay embarrassed Microsoft, AI chatbot Jamie is embarrassing health department with irrelevant recommendation that daughters with Covid-19 should practice safe sex. Get it together, Jamie
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bannon calls for "shock troops" to "deconstruct" the American state when the next Republican president is elected. He explains to NBC News: elect GOP in 2022, who will prepare for the "shock troops" in 2024 to literally dismantle the government
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Turning down suggestions of "Telly McTelescope Face" and "The Satellite of Love," NASA sticks to "James 'Gay Bashing' Webb Space Telescope"
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Thu September 30, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
USPS to slow mail down some more starting Friday. It's not even an election year
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Wed September 29, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Murder suspect shot after multi agency investigation. Well, at least they investigated first
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Tue September 28, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Blizzard settles harassment and discrimination complaint filed by the EEOC. Victims will be compensated from an $18 million fund, and each be given a coupon for free cockpunch delivered by the Blizzard executive of their choice
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Southern California has too much water. Wait, what?
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Sun September 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Schools without mask mandates more likely to have COVID outbreaks, according to the Ric Romero Institute for Disease Control
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Fri September 24, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: DHS' "no fly" list. New hotness: Airlines' "no fly" list
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs, with billionaire owners who cried poverty, plan to be "really active" in free agency
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NASA decides that its astronauts' ride will have zero emissions
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Laundrie sighting put in spin cycle
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Mon September 20, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drive a car made in the last 20 years that hasn't already been recalled due to Takata airbags? Congratulations, it's your turn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Veterans discharged under "don't ask, don't tell" are now eligible for all VA benefits. No snark, just some good news
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Sun September 19, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Missing white woman (possibly) found
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Restoration work on Notre Dame cathedral ready to start after safety work completed, Quasimodo relocated
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Fri September 17, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The number of missing people Brian Laundrie is responsible for has risen to two
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Two fish, one hook. Safe for work
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
MTA faces $100m in storm damage from Ida, and with the $600m they need they'll be able to do the necessary repairs for just under $2 billion, not counting unexpected cost overruns, unexpected delays, and CHUD attacks
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Thu September 16, 2021
(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
Cookie case crumbles
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
The agency tasked with overseeing the licensing of 150 different licensed professions doesn't know how many are sex offenders or would otherwise fail a background check since they failed to do background checks
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Wed September 15, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
World Anti-Doping Agency to review un-doping dope
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The other shoe has dropped: Alex Murdaugh tried to have himself killed for the insurance money. Which doesn't seem too clever in retrospect
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Medicare says it will no longer provide coverage for Orgone Accumulators. In other news, the Trump Administration was recently in charge of Medicare
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
A Democrat is President again, so that means we're back to Iran being "just one month away" from a nuclear weapon
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden to announce privacy hawk is not going to watch you masturbate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kansas student's state fair project triggers federal investigation. Difficulty: not a homemade nuclear weapon or a cat butt lipstick experiment
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Sat September 11, 2021
(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
Vaccine mandates are for the little people, and certainly not for your betters in Congress
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
When it comes to fighting Texas' regressive abortion law, the DoJ actually has the upper hand. But we're talking about Democrats here, and the possibility of triggering the Right, so don't actually expect that to result in any kind of victory
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German investigators believe the government's Financial Intelligence Unit may be as dirty as it is stupid
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden to withdraw his nominee for leading the ATF on news that he was triggering gun fanatics, Republicans, and those all-important "moderate Democrats." Because heavens, triggering those people would be, you know, mean and stuff
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Fire alarms sound in the Russian section of the ISS during battery recharging, showing how the Russian space industry has caught up to the technological level of British electronics
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
We're getting married and have a baby on the way. My wife has offered to pay off my $10,000 student debt and $7,500 car loan. Where can I find a new PS5, and can she claim it in the upcoming divorce?
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
There are a many things we can do to help end the pandemic. Harassing healthcare workers at a mobile vaccine clinic is not one of them
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
There's regular evil, and then there's "happily doing business with ISIS while your country's intelligence agency sits on its hands" evil. Nice work, France
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(American Banker)
 
 
 
But in all honestly though, who really wants pennies?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk asks the head of Russia's space agency if polonium is on the menu, in so many words
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Tue September 07, 2021
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
You have 20 seconds to comply
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Sun September 05, 2021
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Autonomous robot Xavier to patrol bad neighborhood with high foot traffic to verify whether folks are being naughty or nice
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Zimbabweed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
I hope the door hits him in the ass as he leaves
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Sat September 04, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Police officer suspended after he bragged about want to be a walking pathogen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kraft settles fraud scandal with SEC for $62M. That's a lot of cheese
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Tyler Paper)
 
 
 
325 deaths and 20,000 new cases EVERY DAY last week. At what point will they say enough?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
So someone DID actually watch Mike Pillow's slobbering shiatshow of a symposium
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
At least 22 dead in Hurricane-linked flash flooding in NEW YORK CITY. Yeah, we're pretty much living in a Roland Emmerich movie now
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The feds want to know what the McFark is going on with the McFlurry machines
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(The Hollywood Gossip)
 
 
 
Why the Royals will never trust Meghan Markle and Prince Harry again. Presumably because they stood them up in free agency and left for the Yankees
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Wed September 01, 2021
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Even Amazon is selling farmaceuticals
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Switzerland's Federal Intelligence Service is warning of potential terrorist attacks on banks and private money vaults. Just kidding, the targets are coronavirus vaccine centers and vaccine transport and manufacturing facilities
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Sun August 29, 2021
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Please check your claim checks. Many cubes of raw chicken look the same
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Fri August 27, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ha ha, murder hornets actually seem quaint now
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
So you think you can dance alum doesn't think he can live
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
When salmonella came for the lettuce, well, most of us didn't care because well, lettuce. But now it's coming for the Italian-style cold cuts and THIS IS TIME TO PANIC
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Now that the FDA has authorized Pfizer's vaccine, they can market it under a brand name. Get ready for TV ads telling you to "talk to your doctor about Comirnaty". A Pfizer spokesperson later admitted a dumber name was not available
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Sat August 21, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WHO: Don't take horse dewormer for COVID. NIH: Don't take horse dewormer for COVID. Horse dewormer manufacturer: Don't take horse dewormer for COVID. Fox News: Take horse dewormer for COVID. Guess whose advice gets followed
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Well, there goes your excuse, plague rats
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida agency says state can dock pay from school districts with mask mandates
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas Supreme Court rules that counties may now close the barn door
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Thu August 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How Zuck? How do you plan to 'restore' more water than you use?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge Rules "nice try farkos" to the postal service's attempt to shield information on Postmaster Louis DeJoy's financial conflicts of interests by citing an exception to the FOIA law
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
An environmental review from the Trump administration was flawed? Ya don't say
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Today in GOP idiocy: The post office is unconstitutional
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When Governor Abbott-19 tested positive for COVID, his office raced to inform everyone he'd been in contact with. Meanwhile, in Texas public schools
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You can have law and order when you pry it from my cold, dead Missouri fingers
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
What was happening behind the scenes while Kanye West spent three weeks camped at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta? Turns out quite a bit
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
DHS server hosting the Government's secret No Fly list taken offline for indecent exposure to the Internet, letting it all hang out
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
La Niña predicted to return Albert Hammond to stardom
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The military has known for years that the Afghan army was a fiction
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(AP News)
 
 
 
NHTSA now all up in Tesla's autopilot SHTSA
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Sun August 15, 2021
(Livemint)
 
 
 
Afghanistan's president: Good luck, guys, I'm outta here
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Bus bound for Niagara Falls over
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Sat August 14, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NASA tells Russia to go get lost in space
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Fri August 13, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New mom only got to hold her newborn baby "a few short minutes" before dying from COVID-19, family says
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Hey Maw, I heard they found gators in farm ponds up in Tennessee mountains. We ought look twice before settling down in the outhouse out back
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A moment of zen with Tucker Carlson
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Wed August 11, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
We're just weeks away from Elon Musk calling someone at NASA a pedophile
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Sure, the Delta variant may be running wild, but at least US prisons are at 103% capacity
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Tue August 10, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
"Take this job and shove it" index at an all time high. Did you know there was a "take this job and shove it index"? Okay it isn't actually called that, but that is totally what it is
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis threatens Floridian teachers with slavery if they tell students to wear masks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I got a nanny when our child was 4 months old. We found one through an agency. I never considered her part of the family, and this is/was the problem as I only wanted family meeting our 2nd child and kicked her out. Was that wrong?"
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Mon August 09, 2021
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery
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Fri August 06, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
U.S. coast Guard injects $1.4b worth of drugs into Florida Man. There. Problem solved
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Thu August 05, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple announces impressively invasive policy that everyone will be too afraid to protest
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Once again airplane passengers who can't handle their booze ruin it for everyone else
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Wed August 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Using this cake mix makes baking fast and easy because it comes with almost everything you need already in it. Like the enriched flour, sugar, flavor extract, E.coli, baking soWAIT...what?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Richmond couple arrested with loaded guns near US Capitol. No word if they had Cradle of Filth CDs in car
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Tue August 03, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
After outrage over $27.85 Sam Adams Summer Ale, Port Authority airport vendors correct pricing down to a mere $18.15
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The big infrastructure bill wants to add one extra bit of technology to fail on your vehicle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The CDC has added 16 destinations to its list of "very high" risk for COVID-19, although for some reason "the United States" is not included on it
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Oh deer, the coronavirus is spilling over into wildlife
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Mon August 02, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Concertgoers shot in parking lot after show. New hotness:
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Sat July 31, 2021
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
"Can you imagine sitting in the restaurant and a bear coming out?" Not unless he's wearing cowboy chaps and spurs, too
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The NBA ceremonially drafts Terrence Clark, who had been preparing to enter the 2021 NBA Draft before he was killed in an auto accident this past April at age 19
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Fri July 30, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Entering Canada with fake vaccination documents? That'll be a $20,000 fine
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coronavirus Variant begins spreading rapidly across Florida. No, no, ANOTHER one
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Dumbass files dumb suit to keep this dumb pandemic humming along
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Wed July 28, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Did Ken Holland overpay Cody Ceci? WTF is Carolina doing with their goalie situation? Are the rumors that the Isles are keeping Palmieri and adding Parise true? It's your first day of 2021 NHL free agency thread, we join the chaos already in progress
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Full FDA approval of COVID-19 vaccines might lead more people to get them. What's holding things up?
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Tue July 27, 2021
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
The Moors decide to sue
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Mon July 26, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1775, the U.S. Postal System was established, creating a reliable system for the exchange of messages as well as employment for disgruntled firearms enthusiasts across the country
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is getting little national media coverage, but one Florida county experiment in how far they can take Big Brother is pushing the police state into overdrive
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Sat July 24, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ad agency wants to fix gender pay gap. Decides that firing men is better than giving women raises. Judge is not amused
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Things you expect Americans to smuggle: firearms. Things you do NOT expect Americans to smuggle: walrus skulls
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Chevy Bolt recalled for a problem that has no fix
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Fri July 23, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson was never targeted but he rolled up into the target area, built himself a nest and wouldn't leave
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Water theft is now a thing. "Breaking into secure water stations, drilling into water lines, tapping into fire hydrants, using violence and threats against farmers, making off with truckloads of water for their crops under cover of darkness"
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Turns out the FBI put "investigate Brett Kavanaugh" on their calendar but never actually did it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
No, the IRS isn't texting you in broken English to see why you haven't picked up your child tax credit money yet. The fact that you don't have any children really should have been your first hint
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Wed July 21, 2021
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Driver discovered passed out with vehicle running at an intersection gets arres ... hang on, he's a sheriff's office captain. On your way, Sir, and no need for a sobriety check *fist bump*
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Sat July 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Intuit decides it's crazy that people file income taxes for free and withdraws from the IRS Free File program. So pay up while you perform your civic obligation, those yachts won't buy themselves
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Border agents seize shipment of cocaine found in shipping container. Estimated value of $6.8 million Canadian, or $5.4 million US, or $3.2 million cop dollars, or 2 Carrie Fisher weekends
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret Service Jan. 6 documents: Corrupt, running around in circles with Three Stooges music playing the background, or both?
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Fri July 16, 2021
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Covid vaccine for children under 12 may be approved by mid-winter
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The FAA is extremely upset that SpaceX won't halt all its operations so that it can examine a wetland for reasons that are unclear
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Thu July 15, 2021
(SILive)
 
 
 
New Yorkers will no longer be able to use the old 2020 "I'd marry you if only the city marriage bureau wasn't closed for the pandemic" excuse. Ain't love grand?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
So far this year, 3400 cases of people being jerks on an airplane. 22% of American refuse to wear a mask while flying. 7% think it's ok to take it out on flight staff
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
NASA is quickly approaching the "send Bruce Willis into space" level of risky schemes in efforts to restart the offline Hubble telescope
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
LOL. No
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Wed July 14, 2021
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
A now-25-year-old New Jersey woman has been in a seven-year battle with the IRS to get the agency to recognize that she's not, in fact, dead. Still no pulse from the agency
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Who would dare to sue Florida over its vaccine passport ban? Norwegians would. Isn't it good?
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Loki episodes are Infinity Stones. TVA Agent Blucher sent to prune reality where Horse Stone exists
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Rhambo wants to be the next Los Angeles Sheriff, and draw first blood (I assume)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tennessee fires top vaccine official for trying to save lives
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Mon July 12, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Falcons terminate LB Barkevious Mingo's contract after indecency with child charge. A Mingo stole my baby
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory' 4K Ultra HD release brings up important questions about the film 50 years later like 'How did Charlie Buckets' grandparents use the bathroom?' Charlie has a theory
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Sat July 10, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Finally, a fire in California not caused by a gender reveal party
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Two Trump EPA appointees defrauded agency of $130K; only the finest people
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Fri July 09, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
New FTC head to all staff: STFU and GBTW
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Spirit Airlines passenger who refused to wear mask properly has been fined $500, plus $10,000 fine processing fee
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This needs to be reconsidered. Major may save us all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FDA restricts new Alzheimer's drug to only mild cases, for fear that its inconclusive efficacy data + stratospheric price would bankrupt the US Gov't
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Wed July 07, 2021
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Buzzkilling FDA says poppers can be dangerous
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Tue July 06, 2021
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Russian airliner goes missing. If the photo is to be believed it's probably because the pilots couldn't see where they were going
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Mon July 05, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
It's hot, damn hot, real hot. Hotter things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch-pot cooking
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
"The IRS is a hot mess: it only answers 3% of phone calls, 35 million tax returns remain unprocessed"
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Sat July 03, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Genius hack: take your new Starlink connection anywhere by mounting the satellite dish on the hood of your car
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Fri July 02, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Sorry folks, country's closed. PM out front should have told you
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Thu July 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Even the houses in Australia are trying to kill you, well financially
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Wed June 30, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Java ferry sinks. Null point exception
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Tue June 29, 2021
(NHTSA)
 
 
 
From the "what took you so long?" department: US DOT mandates reports of crashes involving self-driving cars
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ron Johnson's pants catch on fire. Figuratively
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Mon June 28, 2021
(HousingWire)
 
 
 
Say hello to the 40 year mortgage
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
With Windows 11, Microsoft is doubling down on their prior efforts to force you to have an online Microsoft Account before you are allowed to use your own home computer
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