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Tue August 11, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
That person with a weapon shot by the Secret Service near the White House yesterday? "No firearm was found on the suspect, said a law enforcement official who is not authorized to comment publicly." So... phaser? Disruptor? Sonic screwdriver?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jerk tells jerk to own it
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CDC reports 200,000 more deaths at this point in 2020 compared to previous years. So it's not a hoax: murderous antifa supersoldiers do exist
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Scientific proof that the ratio of morons to sane people has skyrocketed on commercial flights lately
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US court issues summons for Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman over attempted Canadian hit squad, raising the fearsome specter of assassins attempting to dismember someone with a moose
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: The 'Freedom To Breathe Agency' is not a real government agency. 'Do not be fooled by the chicanery and misappropriation of the DOJ eagle,' said US Attorney Matthew G.T. Martin in a statement
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Sun August 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NASA renaming offensively named planets and other heavenly bodies. Do worry, Uranus is still safe. For now
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Sat August 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mission Accomplished
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump lickspittle installed as postmaster general says he's sabotaging mail service for reasons other than the election
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Now that dogs are getting coronavirus, we will decide to really take this thing seriously
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Car rental agency: "we obviously didn't know that guy had drugs when we rented him a car." Police: "free car"
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Tue August 04, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Post Office to Trump: We were handling the mail long before your father forgot to pull out, and we'll be here long after your conviction. We got this
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(AP News)
 
 
 
If your organ got its pipes cleaned for four years, you'd probably end up a hunchback too
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
WHO says there may never be a silver bullet for corona. Anheuser-Busch stock surges
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Boeing will need to make additional changes to the 737MAX's crash feature before being allowed to fly again
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Mon August 03, 2020
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
News: Man collides with police vehicle. Fark: While on water skis
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Covid-19 relief programs are riddled with suspected fraud. Subby is riddled with suspected shock
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Washington State announces it has finally trapped its first Murder Hornet. Bigfoot still at large
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Presented without comment "Acting ICE chief announces retirement following clashes with Trump officials who had accused Albence of favoring humanitarian concerns about the treatment of immigrants over the chance to take more aggressive action"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump continues to obsessively work to defeat Trump, regardless of the cost
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Thu July 30, 2020
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Funeral workers: I'm not picking him up, you pick him up
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Wed July 29, 2020
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Ohio has evidently been taken over by reptilians and purveyors of demon semen
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(Slate)
 
 
 
John Roberts has made his decision; now let him enforce it
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Faced with a tight budget, small Kentucky town decides to hire a cheaper-than-a-police-officer social worker. The results are ... [checks notes] ... bad news for private prisons
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it looks like another government loan program set up to help businesses affected by the coronavirus was more about "allowing easy fraud and abuse" than "getting money to people who need it"
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Brinkwire)
 
 
 
Taiga, taiga, burning bright
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan holds first ever auction of discarded Self-Defense Force equipment, MC'd by Defense Minister himself. Highest-priced lot: three-item set of pilot's helmet, oxygen mask and bag. Notable bid: $4,900 for ship's steering wheel
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Sun July 26, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
ICE is pressuring small production company to stop Netflix release of the documentary ICE authorized in 2017. "When you add it up, all of the people just doing their job, it becomes this crazy terrorizing system"
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Sat July 25, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Thinking about getting a passport for when all the travel restrictions finally end? Remember the line at the end of Beetlejuice? Yeah... it's kinda like that
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Rare leopard frog spotted beyond its known range in the Southwest
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
DHS employees worry the Portland protest response could destroy their agency's reputation. In related news, some DHS employees think their agency had a good reputation
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Food and Water Watch)
 
 
 
Tumors in my chicken? It's more likely than you think
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Acting DHS Secretary Chad Wolf's presence in office is in violation of the FVRA and his decisions are illegitimate because Trump never nominated anyone
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Appeals court block's Trump's apparatchik at the U.S. Agency for Global Media which runs Radio Free Europe and the VOA from staging a hostile takeover of the Open Technology fund a non-profit designed to create tech to fight internet censorship and what is this headline
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Another day another "if you support end to end encryption you love pedophiles" argument
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Good news, peaceful protesters: Trump's federal invasion force is probably coming to a city near you
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"And while people definitely can get sick off alcohol, this was not at all the same picture. When you have hand sanitizer ingestions, normally they don't need to be hospitalized, they certainly don't end up in the ICU"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
But what if you work for the Bureau of Land Management
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo is up to something shady
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The aftermath of The Alienest sees Sara Howard opening her own detective agency. Events put her back in the lives of John Moore and Dr. Kreizler. Will the team find the missing Ana Linares? Angel of Darkness 2 hour premiere, 9PM ET on TNT
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Since when has this administration ever cared about something so plebeian as a "conflict of interest"
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Fri July 17, 2020
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
I'm not a surgeon but I play one in the classroom
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In the nasty, but largely under the radar cage match between HHS Sec Alex Azar and CMS Director Seema Verna, Verma has recently seized the upper hand by getting the WH on HER side, but the HHS IG just snuck in and whacked her with a folding chair
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Thu July 16, 2020
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Sufferin' Succotash, there's a giant mouse on the streets of Florida
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida state Rep. Anthony Sabatini (R) said his state is doing "just fine." He's also the guy who's filed "several" lawsuits against mask mandates. Florida Politician - the newest sub-species of Florida Man
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Despite news to the contrary, people are social distancing as head of condom maker reports drooping sales
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump's new Postmaster General (and former major donor to the president) says mail could start to be delayed as a cost-cutting measure
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that Trump is still working to kill the US Postal Service ahead of an election that will be significantly decided by absentee voting
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(Soompi)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Korea, they are getting serious about online harassment of celebrities. Post "she looks like a bar hostess" comment on a girl group member's picture, get fined $415 by district court
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Because what 2020 needs is disturbing an Indian burial site
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Sat July 11, 2020
(WTAE)
 
 
 
79 year old bus driver, laid off due to Rona, finally started getting benefits after weeks of delays then, "Yeah, about that money. We need it back"
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Trump administration is now reducing the number of green cards printed to screw over minorities
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Thu July 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you've been drinking your hand sanitizer, you might want to know that the FDA is warning consumers about 55 varieties that contain toxic wood alcohol. If you can't read this headline, it might already be too late
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Three Nebraska towns have fallen to invading armies of prairie dogs; mankind appears helpless to stop their advance
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Harvard and MIT file suit, stand up for foreign students across the US. They're going to take Donnie to school
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
US Park Police: You want the audio tapes of the radio traffic between officers and commanders on June 1st when officers cleared out Lafayette park for Trump's photo op? Gee, well, darn the luck, but recorder was broken that day, so they don't exist
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lysol can in fact kill coronavirus. No word yet on whether sticking blacklights up people's asses will also help
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"The investigation found both problems with Boeing's software as well as NASA's oversight of the process." Replace "NASA" with "FAA", and the statement still makes sense
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Tue July 07, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ MVC reopens for the first time in almost four months. What could .... DUCK
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ MVC reopens for the first time in almost four months. What could .... DUCK
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Mon July 06, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
What to know about the looming July 15 tax deadline. It's Really Serious
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Four Tampa-area ICUs at maximum capacity, levels of Florida
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Sun July 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Didn't we know this?
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The CDC farked up Zika testing for the same reason it farked up COVID-19 testing: because they wanted to test more than one thing at a time
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
Boobies
 
Fired female Ukrainian politician dons eye-popping swimsuit to launch new boobie party to 'fight corruption' of male political prostitutes (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NYC MTA installing PPE vending machines at 10 subway stations. PP on the platforms and trains by the homeless to continue as normal
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EU Aviation Safety Agency suspends Pakistani International Airlines from operating in Europe for 6 months. Recommends teaching pilots to slow down and lower landing gear before landing
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Mon June 29, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC subway riders are returning to work in state of the art subway cars. State of the art from 1964 that is
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Sun June 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Maybe there's a temp agency that specializes in White House aides he could use?
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Sat June 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Courts rules ICE must please think of the children
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
White House getting the covid band back together
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Major ad agency joins the campaign to boycott facebook, hopes to make things new and improved
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Wray revealed there had been a 1,300 percent increase in espionage investigations into the Chinese region in the past decade and said the party was actively spying on Fortune 100 countries and trying to influence US politics" China don't play nice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The chickens have come home to... murder (exclamation point)
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
New U.S. Agency for Global Media head: your propaganda needs to paint this administration in a better light, you're all fired
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Senate GOP submit bill to outlaw encryption
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news, your Mom just got a part in the new Lord of the Rings TV show
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NHTSA wants to know why Tesla owners are losing touch with their screens
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Dog genitalia is now a matter of national security
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Desperate for a scapegoat to blame their abysmal coronavirus response on, and previous attempts to audition China or the WHO for the role not really resonating with the American people, the White House is now fitting the CDC for a set of horns
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Mon June 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
NASA is now farming out astronaut training to Branson
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The FDA would like you to know there are (at least) nine hand sanitizers available now that are worse than the virus
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Sun June 21, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Federal employee who yelled at teen girls gets some paid time off
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The North Face does an about face from Facebook
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My estranged husband filed a joint tax return without my knowledge and got my family's stimulus payment. In an unrelated matter, what is "revenge porn," and how do I post videos to the interwebs?
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Space News)
 
 
 
Pentagon: "This Ligado network will likely interfere with military and civilian GPS." Ajit 'shiat' Pai: "Sorry suckers, I have friends to appease and share prices to boost
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Massacre - Voice of America is no more
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You mean I shouldn't trust those homeopathic injectables that some soccer mom on Facebook swears by?
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Federal judge orders Grin Munchkin to release all COVID relief funds for tribes now because laws aren't optional
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'However, Lesh doesn't seem phased. After receiving numerous comments questioning his behavior, he challenged others on social media to follow his lead at Hanging Lake and even defecate in its waters.'
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
FDA approves treatment that's a large cause of OOOH SHINY. "ironic" tag levels up
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Mon June 15, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Report details how woman with no ticket boarded airline flight, centering on the absence of Indiana Jones onboard to throw her out a window
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FDA withdraws emergency use authorization for coronavirus treatment drugs promoted by Trump because of safety issues
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bolton's Lawyer volunteered in a Wall Street Journal op-ed that Bolton had violated both his NDA and perhaps a few criminal laws like the Espionage Act. Well, that's an interesting book publicity strategy
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Sat June 13, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada-US border is closed, yet those pesky Americans are still coming across
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Secret Service admits to doing what they originally denied doing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House trying to figure out how much you think your vote is worth
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Banking apps are super secure and safe to use, they said at the bank
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Fri June 12, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC warns U.S. may reimplement strict coronavirus measures "if cases go up dramatically". Good luck with that
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top Korean entertainment agency partners with Seoul Philharmonic Orchestra to record full classical adaptations of K-pop songs. Music director left out of the loop because his opinion on K-pop music is apparently an obstacle to making money
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Team USA boxer Virginia Fuchs avoids doping punishment after violation caused by her doing what her last name suggests
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Head of the Russian space agency is bitter about SpaceX. There, there. There, there. It can't be that bad. Putin just sent you a bottle of vodka and it has a beautiful glow
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Congress would like the HUD IG to explain why HUD officials illegally told banks to deny FHFA home loans to DACA recipients and more importantly why the agency lied through their teeth and told Congress and the Public no such change had occurred
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The EPA is about to force its employees to return to the office and telework from their desks with no other precautions. For some reason, their union has a problem with this
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The SS has walked back the timeline for removing the fence that's protecting Bunker Boy from his angry citizens
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC offers bizarre new sex guidance for New Yorkers to get their Covid-19 kink on. Bizarre? Guess whoever wrote this never visited the meat packing district in the 1980s and 90s
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
D.C. National Guard members test positive for COVID-19 after responding to protests
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
AOC wants to know why the hell a predator drone was spying on protesters
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Pig in a blanket
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Sat June 06, 2020
(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Find out what your local agency received from the Department of Defense
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
That decrease in unemployment numbers Trump bragged about? Yeah, about that
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
That's 1...2...3..4 Republican racist shiatheels sharing George Floyd posts. Ah ah ah
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump's EPA justifies curtailing emission control regulations that combat fake* climate change by citing "economic emergency" caused by hoax* pandemic
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The story of Little Billy Barr's little green men
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Tue June 02, 2020
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaaaand, here come the mosquitoes carrying West Nile Virus and St Louis Encephalitis
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-ready misspelled headline: "Forests are for the pubic, not the timber industry"
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Sun May 31, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's a cliff hanger. As in, it's hanging over a cliff
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, the lockdown and quarantine sucks, now imagine doing it without the internet like millions of your fellow Americans have had to do
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Because the internet is a savage place and privacy no longer exists in the digital age, we now know that Derek Chauvin's wife once wrote a bad check
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Say what you want, but the French, they know how to live
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Don't shred that incredibly spammy looking envelope with no official markings. It's your Covid-19 money
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
NIH director says "we have no way of knowing" whether something we absolutely know did not happen happened
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House delaying citizenship oaths so new Americans can't exercise recently won voting rights
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Back when he ran the CIA, Pompeo created a "board of Advisers" of "wealthy and well-connected individuals" who were "treated to elaborate experiences that included "lavish" dinners, classified briefings,trips to the CIA's secret training facilities"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Producers of Criminal Minds being sued by California for having sex discrimination minds
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Appeals Court to K Street: No there is no Constitutional right to Lobby congress so denying your industry PPP loans does NOT violate the 1st amendment you blood-sucking weasels
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California heat wave to increase risk of death from... hypothermia?
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Stop everything you are doing right now. A new countdown has appeared in the Fortnite lobby. Apparently, this means something
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's probably hoping someone will steal his identity and actually put money into his account
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's probably hoping someone will steal his identity and actually put money into his account
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
CDC: You know how putting raw chicken in your mouth can transmit salmonella? The same applies to kissing baby chickens
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about. Why, right now they're pooping on our lettuce"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kendall Jenner pays $90,000 to settle lawsuit regarding her involvement with Fyre Fest. Hey, anyone remember Fyre Fest?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obvious: On a party-line vote, the Senate Foreign Relations Cmte votes to advance Trump's nominee to head the U.S. Agency for Global Media. Fark: The nominee is currently under a criminal investigation for non-profit fraud by the DC AG's office
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
With no live concert business to rely on, K-pop agency charges $27 to see boy band's 2-hour performance livestreamed from colorful room with crowd noise and fan interaction. 75,000 fans buy first-ever paid concert conducted exclusively online
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Wed May 20, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
California's EDD phone system is hanging up on unemployment seekers. Subby (an IT guy) dealt with them back in 2018 and their system was complete shiat then as well
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Need Another Spaceflight Administrator
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well now we know why Trump fired the State Department inspector general and why Pompeo decided not to run for Senate: it was going to come out that Pompeo was using State department employees to walk his dog, and everyone knows Trump hates dogs
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Go get em, Joe
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Pranks are supposed to be funny, mister man
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(Marijuana Business Daily)
 
 
 
"What did you do on your last job?" "I sold marijuana." "Far out, you're hired"
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(Marijuana Business Daily)
 
 
 
"What did you do on your last job?" "I sold marijuana." "Far out, you're hired"
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Just how far will the housing market crash in the pandemic? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I'm sure Mitch is aware that a grown ass black man who happens to be a former president has agency to speak his mind on how his successor is managing this crisis, especially since his successor has yet to keep 'his mouth shut' about him.'"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"You don't become someone else when you're older, you're still you," says someone who's clearly never hit the job market over age 50
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
IRS: Look People, you will get your "emergency" stimulus check, eventually, and it might be less than you were expecting, but you'll just have to deal with it as we're awfully busy delivering these pallets of cash to Fortune 500 companies
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Russian booster breaks down in orbit the same way a Lada does: all over the highway
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dr. Birx goes full Trump
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Fri May 08, 2020
(CREW)
 
 
 
The Secret Service is now pretty much admitting Trump lies
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
VP B'Lyin
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
On the one hand, credit to the ad agency's creative types for this. On the other hand, WTAF. Bara is right - you will never guess the product
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
FDA bans Chinese made N95 masks because they didn't meet the high quality standards typical of Chinese made goods
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
California tells residents they should expect to be on fire pretty much year-round
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Astronauts could use their own urine to make concrete on the moon, as a lunar base becomes NASA's number one plan
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Not news: Jeep Wrangler tips over while off-roading. New hotness: Jeep Wrangler tips over during indoor instrumented crash testing
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland fines deadly nursing home $10,000/day, says next step is changing their name to Deathpoint
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The White House just killed the CDC's unreleased playbook on safely reopening the US because, you know, facts. "Agency scientists were told the guidance 'would never see the light of day.'"
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So long post office, we hardly knew ye
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(WITF.org)
 
 
 
Philadelphia's transit system is going broke because it depends on the Pennsylvania Turnpike for funding and the Turnpike was already broke before people stopped paying tolls
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How hard do male escorts have it during lockdown?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Bing was on the verge of making very significant findings" on COVID-19. Sweet. Wait, back up. Did you say "was?"
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Smarmy Steve" Mnuchin: while all those other suckers are following the CDC's guidelines and avoiding unnecessary travel, now is a "great time for people to explore America,"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Louisiana cops looking for aggressive chicken accused of fowl play. Probably cooped up too long
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Mon May 04, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Coronavirus blah blah blah ....... Coronavirus blah blah blah .. What's this, the US is actually launching real live astronauts into space in 2 week for the first time since 2011??? Who knew?
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Weedlord Bonerhitler is about to learn that consequences will never be the same
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Sun May 03, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
There has to be a first time for everything. We hereby present the very first Fark headline praising TSA officers. It only took 6,740 days since the creation of the agency for this happen, but hey... good job folks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As some states put their collective toes into reopening, COVID-19 death numbers managed an almost 9/11 on Saturday
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Sat May 02, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Is it Quarantini time for you again? You just might have an everyday drinking problem in these coronavirus times
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Fri May 01, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man arrested for having enough fentanyl to potentially kill more than 500,000 people. That's impressive, even for Florida
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ranting stripper carrying 18 knives tries to get a little comfort at the USS Intrepid. Then it got weird
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Well, I guess it's one way to reduce the prison population
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Wed April 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Experts are now recommending that pets observe social distancing protocols. Your dog wants a hug and be told he's a good boy
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Tue April 28, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In his defense, it WAS the number two train
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Trump told me it was safe to drink bleach," says Kansas man Dustin DeWinde
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Attention people: Please stop drinking hand sanitizer." Sincerely, the FDA
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(AP News)
 
 
 
TSA is finding guns on passengers at nearly three times the rate of last year. Either more people are packing or screeners do a crappy job the rest of the time
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For thirteen years, the EPA has prevented construction on a site that might or might not be federally protected, and they're being passive aggressive about it too
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Quick-thinking cop pushing burning SUV away from Taco Bell drive-thru, demonstrating the value of resourcefulness in police officers and the dangers of putting Diablo Sauce in your carburetor
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
CDC says you may be ill, if you've got headache, fever, and a chill. if you are you're out of luck, 'cause nobody gives a
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sure hope you folks will like paying two dollars postage to mail each Christmas card this year
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
A growing number of homeless people are discovering that a passenger free NYC subway is a great place to live and sleep, just don't ask them to pass the Grey Poupon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bacon surplus to become bacon shortage
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
China donates $30 million to WHO to ensure they're stigginit to Trump
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ruth's Chris Steakhouse returns $20 million loan. No, your Etsy store still isn't getting a loan
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"You can't Sharpie a drug into acceptability," Jake Tapper says of Trump's Covid-19 response
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Your application will be handled on a first-come, first-served basis, SBA and Treasury Dept officials have said" .... "The web portal is currently inactive" .... "The agency is also unable to accept mailed applications for this reason"
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Director of U.S. agency key to coronavirus vaccine development leaves role suddenly. Yeah this is not a good thing and will not end well
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you liked coronavirus, so I put coronavirus in your coronavirus tests
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sisters have died from the pandemic - 102 years apart
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Customs and Border Protection chief actually believes Trump's non-existent wall helped curtail the coronavirus pandemic. Only the best, people, only the best
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Government Executive)
 
 
 
Oh happy day, court rules Federal agencies free to launch retaliatory investigations against whistleblowers
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Fri April 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The IRS faces major test and Mnuchin faces major failure over the stimulus checks
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
3... 2... 1... Liftoff, ya hosers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news: it only costs $620 to repair Trump's border wall each time smugglers saw through the bollards. Bad news: they sawed through it 18 times. Fark: in one month, in one small section of the wall
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds 0.7% of patients with Medicare Advantage insurance did not have false diagnoses added to collect more money from the government. Apparently one adjuster is not a team player
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Thu April 16, 2020
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Florida Man rejects the idea that furloughing prisoners during the COVID-19 pandemic will save lives
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Wed April 15, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida officials won't say which nursing homes have COVID-19. Asinine tag being brought home to die alone in family's den
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Post Office is essential
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Tue April 14, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You know those fires around Chernobyl? They're finally under control
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