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Tue July 17, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's the political equivalent of sipping a 25-year old single malt to chase away the effects of that Mad Dog bender you went on last night: Watch Barack Obama deliver a speech in South Africa on the 100th anniversary of Nelson Mandela's birth
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"The telescope will be the largest of its own kind in the world with image resolution quality exceeding the Hubble Space Telescope by a factor of 50 times." No snark, this is just really cool
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Chron)
 
 
 
African dust,which forms as clouds from the Sahara desert that travel across the Atlantic Ocean, into the Caribbean, and up through the Gulf into Texas,essentially acts as a form of "kryptonite" against hurricanes. ♫I bless the winds down in Africa♫
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nigeria home to fewer Princes than previously thought
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
♪ it's a nice day for a goat wedding ♪
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Big Infant Formula has gotten to the Trump administration
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Fri July 06, 2018
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
South African KFC beautifully trolls Brazilian soccer star Neymar
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Some Seventeen)
 
Boobies
 
USA USA USA More like USD USD USD
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In what turned out to be bad news for three poachers, some rhinos befriended several lions
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(Unexplained Mysteries)
 
 
 
Having never seen Brewster's Millions, a salvage 'expert' suggest towing an Iceberg to help out Cape Town. Richard Pryor and John Candy still dead
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
"I love swimming, fishing, long romantic strolls on the beach, cuddling when it's cold, and regurgitating food into my offspring's mouth"
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(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
Commie godless China builds more churches and prints more Bibles than any other government in the world
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
Oh, so *THAT* is what it takes to have your police credentials taken away in all 50 states Who would have guessed it?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Falcao accuses American referee Mark Geiger of favouring England, rocking Amadeus
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Mon July 02, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
South African cadaver upgraded to "mostly dead"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's not news because a woman killed a black giraffe and sparked outrage on the internet. It's Fark for being referred to in article as "Hunter Tess Thompson"
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Thu June 28, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
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Do you know people who make every sentence sound as if it's a question? Do you find it annoying? Maybe that person is you? It could be costing you jobs
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Will people ever learn that their racist social media posts will never truly die and always come back to haunt them?
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you broke into this 98-year-old World War II veteran's home and stole his medals, a lot of people would like to meet with you and, um... have a little chat
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Fri June 22, 2018
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
It looks like all ya need to do to reverse type one diabeetus is to give people simple tuberculosis vaccines
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
It's not every day you can get away with impersonating the Prime Minister of Morocco just to get a table at a restaurant, but yet here we are
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
World Cup "Man of the Match"? Awesome. Wait, it's from Budweiser? Yeah, no thanks, I'm good
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sensible person: Jesus Christ, it's a lion, let's stay in the car. Dumbass person: Jesus Christ, it's a lion, I'mma try to pet it
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Peaceful plot planned for periled pangolins; armored african anteaters are anxious
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Fri June 15, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Boris Becker becomes a sports attache for Central African Republic and now is claiming diplomatic immunity to protect him from bankruptcy proceedings
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Lungfish: It may not win first prize in the Most Disgusting Animal Pageant; but I'm sure that, during the awards ceremony, it must act as presenter
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(The Olympian)
 
 
 
The Chinese and their insatiable demand for African ass
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Wed June 13, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch Weezer nail "Africa" by Toto in what might be the whitest performance of all time
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
My presentation is about the power struggles happening in a small, little known African country
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Mon June 04, 2018
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Couple turning whiskey & vodka into deodorant so that you too can smell like a Fark administrator
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Since the Talking Heads were inspired by 'afrobeat' music, why not do an album of Talking Heads covers by a west African artist? Same as it ever was
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
It's hard to keep up with our lunatic-in-chief but the comedians are trying
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Thu May 31, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Gambians sue ex-leader over bogus herbal remedy, because apparently you can't cure HIV by rubbing plants on people
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Phil Stern, who went on to take classic photos of James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, Sinatra, and others, was a combat photographer with the Army Rangers in WWII, was badly wounded in North Africa, and was awarded a Purple Heart. And how was YOUR day?
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Tue May 22, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jim Harbaugh and the Michigan Wolverines will be going to South Africa in 2019. They will take a safari where they are guaranteed not to see actual wolverines
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Mon May 14, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Welp, the Middle East is blowing up and it's only Monday. Kuwait is demanding an emergency UN meeting. South Africa has recalled their ambassador from Israel. The day is not over yet. It's your MSNBC thread. Drinks start now, party gets going at 8pm ET
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Christopher Columbus High holds jungle-themed prom, complete with Lemur, two Macaws, African Fennec Fox, tiger. Hilarity ensues
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Fri May 11, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Miners in South Africa suffering from deadly lung disease get $400 million settlement. Finally, they can breathe a little easier
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Former Chicago Congressman and current convicted felon/child sex offender Mel Reynolds guilty of failing to file federal income tax returns, says he's "done with America," vows to return "home" to Africa once his latest prison stint is complete
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Thu May 10, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
On the same day a new Ebola outbreak has been confirmed in Africa, the top Trump official who would lead the U.S. response if a deadly pandemic broke out here has left the administration and won't be replaced. This should be fine
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Tue May 08, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know what first made America freak out about the Ebola Virus back in 2014? The panicky Tweets of a germaphobe billionaire named Donald J. Trump
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Sun May 06, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Africa. Home to some of the deadliest predators on Earth. The Lion. The Leopard. The Cheetah. The Giraffe. The Nile Croco....wait, hold up a minute
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Sat May 05, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Some people just refuse to quack under pressure
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Thu May 03, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chinese military shooting lasers out of Djibouti, giving US pilots browned eye
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Because World Cup soccer isn't already corrupt enough
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Thu April 26, 2018
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Cape Town, South Africa, which was supposed to run out of water any day now, asks for humanitarian aid to help with torrential flooding
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, Obama heads to South Africa to see how the whole Mugabe 2.0 process is going. Bonus: the fake-sign-language guy from Mandela's memorial reappears
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Michael B. Jordan to produce Black Panther film. No, not that Black Panther. Not that one either. Or that one. Look, it's about the WWII African-American tank battalion
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Thu April 19, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
King of Swaziland brings his country into the 21st century by renaming it eSwatini. iPalau and Dotcomoros expected to follow suit
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Wed April 18, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hipster anti-abortion activist outed as actual Nazi: "Hatten had opposed Trump, who she described as "creepy, gross and tacky" but after his election she says she was moved to support him-and his push to make America a nation for white people"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mormon leader tells crowd of African Mormons that poverty is spiritual and the only way out of it is to give what little you have to the church
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Tue April 17, 2018
(National Post)
 
 
 
Trillions upon trillions of viruses fall from the sky every day. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Mon April 16, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
African warthog captured in Florida. Panicking meerkat trying to raise bail money
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with Nigerian Prince at White House. Hopefully he'll bring that huge inheritance that he wants to split with Trump if Trump will front him half
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Democratic candidate says he's "a member of the African-American community." Candidate is also whiter than a Pat Boone concert in Branson
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Chad removed from Trump's travel ban. No word about Brock, Hunter, or Bryce
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anchors on Fox 5 DC have come under fire after they called an African American Houston teenager who was accepted to 20 different colleges "obnoxious," saying that he was depriving other hard-working students of spots at the schools
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The Georgia boy turned back the Japanese King of Strong Style. The Charlotte gal turned back the unbeatable Japanese empress. The backwoods brothers defeated some Samoans and African-Americans. Smackdown Live is the home of opportunity 8pm EDT USA
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Headline with the phrase "middle finger found in a surprising place" far funnier than the actual article
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Since Brexit has tossed England out of Europe, let's make it a part of Africa just in time for the Commonwealth Games
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Kenya Star)
 
 
 
The rest of Africa has had enough of Somalia, starts pushing it into island-state status
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Economist)
 
 
 
Dat ass
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Thu March 29, 2018
(CW Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Someone was already riding shotgun, so this cheetah decided to sit in the backseat during an African safari
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Wed March 28, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"All I said was Marvel was trying to sell toys to seven-year-old boys and 50-year-old pedophiles"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Good news, gumshoes, Netflix has found its Carmen Sandiego. Is now praying it doesn't get the Africa map in the final round
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Russian troll farms had employees pretending to be African American using handles such as "blacknproud" and "bleepthepolice"
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Mon March 26, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Zuma summoned to court in South Africa. Wait, you can take a malt beverage to court?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Stormy orange dump - it's not what you think
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Thu March 22, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Court blocks anal probe as test for homosexuality
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