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Mon September 21, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Boomer parenting led to millennial parenting burnout
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Thu September 17, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday. Adulting is done, so get an adult beverage and join the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
2/3rds of American adults under 40 don't know 6 million Jews were murdered during the Holocaust
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Aldi is releasing Advent calendars that features things like beer and hard seltzer, adding cheer for adults that could use some right now
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sons always fight and argue and apparently it's some transgression over a girl; they were never close and did their own thing. How can I get them to reconcile since they're both adults and not teenagers now, and it's just downright embarrassing"
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently the adults (yes, even Pence) all went to NYC for today's memorial service while Trump got sent to Pennsylvania. With bonus pic of Pence and Biden that will surely piss off Donnie
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Sat September 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
52% of young adults in the US are living with their parents, the highest share since the Great Depression
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Fri September 04, 2020
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
People are Strange
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Half of US adults report signs of anxiety and depression amid the pandemic
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Half Scoop' future ex-wife tweets out a picture of President Babyhands with the tiniest hands you have ever seen on an adult human
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Heavy)
 
 
 
The floodgates are open: Melania's former friend/advisor Stephanie Wolkoff has tapes of her making disparaging remarks about Trump and his adult children
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Sun August 23, 2020
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
UN Security Council to U.S.: "Go fetch your shine box and let the adults handle things"
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Wed August 19, 2020
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Waiter claims three adults with "Trump 2020" hats left him cash tip with "Get out of America, F**" written on $5 bill. "They'd asked me for a pen during the meal. They paid with card ... that's why I thought it was odd when they asked for the pen"
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Tue August 18, 2020
(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Don't park your trailer under power lines then put up an antenna
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Sat August 15, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What's the best children's film for adults to watch?
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter has Instagram and a smartphone. She's 13 and follows her 23 year-old cousin who posts jokes about adult topics. She let me know about the follow; I worry about stuff influencing my daughter. Should I make her unfollow her cousin?"
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Syfy)
 
 
 
The end of Marvel TV marks the end of an era of adult storytelling, risk taking, and surprising amounts of diversity. Of course, they did make "Inhumans", so maybe the ending isn't all bad
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Mia Khalifa holding Beirut charity auction for glasses from her adult film days. Bet you didn't see that coming
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Thu August 06, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Captain Marvel sequel gets a director that surely won't be controversial among incel man-babies at all
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I caught my husband looking at Pornhub. That's adultery, right?"
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Country star shares a pic of her wavy hair, probably
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Cheezburger)
 
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Thai Fertilizer Ad is Very Sexy for a Fertilizer Ad
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Some bugs don't croak after being eaten by frogs. But the aftermath could be termed pretty crappy
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
95% of adults are now wearing face masks in public since Trump started wearing one. Surely someone to the Right will point out what an example of leadership that is, Biden didn't get us to 95%
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Thu July 30, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Major depressive episodes in adults are far more common than previously believed. And then the pandemic hit
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Lifehacker Australia)
 
 
 
So you're telling me using reusable toilet paper right now is even more of a bad idea than usual?
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And now for something different: "How Porn Saved Me From Hollywood," The last line of the article is a keeper. (Depending on whether you work for insane evangelicals or uptight prudes, article might be NSFW)
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Fri July 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donnie doesn't speak for the 'Silent Majority.' Unless they're serial adulterers who raw dog porn stars, and if that's the case they all be quiet because they'd all be getting some
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Thu July 23, 2020
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Officials at Big Bear Lake want you to know that signs warning of increased satanic cult activity are fake. Satanic cult activity in the area is at normal levels
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Wed July 22, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Toronto "chair girl" spared jail for stunt, possibly on basis of being so very scared
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Cartoon Karen discovers Adult Swim. Reacts as how you expect a Karen to react. So does Twitter
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How to survive an attack by an adult or baby shark DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Oh great, ticks that can reproduce asexually
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Nearly half of US adults projected to be Wall-E extras by 2030
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pretty sure "The Power of Positive Thinking" doesn't have a chapter on declaring bankruptcy 6 times and committing adultery by raw-dogging porn stars, for starters
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Thu July 09, 2020
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Julian Edelman responds to DeSean Jackson's anti-semitism with the most adult response subby has seen in years
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Mon July 06, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Bald eagle trapped in a tree in Alaska rescued on July 4th. NOT a metaphor
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
If a tree falling in the forest doesn't make a sound then what sound does a tree make when it falls on a garage filled with 20 people?
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
If a tree falling in the forest doesn't make a sound then what sound does a tree make when it falls on a garage filled with 20 people?
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
I was living in my parents' basement before it was cool. Now it's gone too mainstream
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Wed July 01, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wednesday. Weirdness abounds. I even managed to adult today. So, let's get together in the MSNBC discussion thread. Prime time starts at 8 PM Eastern
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Adult poRn star shows her 'O' face after filming sex scene after getting caught on a bus without face mask. Police now looking for her about breaking coronavirus regulations, something on the side (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 29, 2020
(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
I see what you did there Florida Man and I'm going all in .... I am Kentucky Man
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Thu June 25, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
As Covid-19 spikes in states that opened too early, New York's Covid-19 hospitalizations have fallen below 1,000 for the first time since mid-March. See what happens when you have an adult in charge
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Interviewer to Trump rally goer: What would make you lose support for President Trump? Rally goer: Committing adultery on his beautiful, classy wife. Interviewer: He committed adultery with Stormy Daniels. Rally goer: Pobody's nerfect
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mom wanted to be a doctor, but her plans were derailed by a pregnancy so she took time away and then became an RN. Recently mom and that baby graduated together from medical school. Well, the baby is an adult obviously, not Doogie Howser
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Our adult teen daughter is lazy and wanted to make money without having to show up for a job everyday, so she dropped out of school, quit a part-time job, and is making online sex videos. Everyone asks what she's doing; we avoid answering. What do?"
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
NFL face masks on sale for fans of all 32 teams. Browns fans not expected to buy face masks, as they already have paper bags to cover their faces
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Surgeon General attempts to be the adult in the room
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Attention, UK: Your sex bubble is approved
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"Don't tase me 'bro." Bronx edition
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Wed June 10, 2020
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Human remains found on the property of Lori Vallow's husband. Remember her? Her previous two husbands died, as did her brother, and her new husband's wife. Oh, and her kids have been missing since September
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Thu June 04, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
The lonely kids of today will be the depressed adults of tomorrow. whatever
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump backs off push to federalize forces against riots, probably because some adults in the military pointed out his 'brilliant' plan has a lot of legal issues
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Mon June 01, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Long lines are built as the Belfast Ikea reopens
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The surprise fourth season comes to a close with an invisibility belt and another Morty crisis for the whole family in Star Mort: Rickturn of the Jerri. Rick and Morty, 11:30 PM ET on Adult Swim (possible nsfw content on page)
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Alligators pound front door of Fort Myers home, suggesting that the homeowner should consider giving each gator aide
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Grown adult hasn't yet grasped the concept of candles
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Wed May 27, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
"I think we're gonna walk away from this pandemic realizing that the adult industry is an essential business . . . and nobody can argue with it at this point, because that's what's helping people cope and survive"
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My father and my grandmother haven't spoken in three decades. Is there a way I can help them reconcile their estrangement?"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Of all the terrible movies that didn't need remade, this one didn't need remade the most
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
After spending a week in a vat of acid, Rick and Morty take the family on a little trip to a planet with a regenerating chasm of blaster fodder. Only one episode left after this in the surprise fourth season. Rick & Morty, 11:30 PM ET on Adult Swim
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