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Sun November 27, 2022
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
US Marine Corps, moisture farmers
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Sat November 26, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The most-watched game of the NFL this season was its Thanksgiving turkey trot
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
The Pennsylvania Department of Agriculture says the sales of burning bush will soon be banned. Moses is not pleased
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seriously America, there is never a good reason to encourage kids to yell out the n-word. That means you, Floriduh teacher-lady
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What will the best floats be? Which bands will be the best? Any other surprises that the parade has? It's the 2022 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, beginning at 8:45 AM ET on NBC and streaming on Peacock
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Wed November 23, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Hoard of ancient Celtic gold coins stolen from museum. Police searching for time-traveling Vikings
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Well THIS is going to make for an awkward coaches room next time they meet: In addition to giving him a new contract paying $9.5M a year, Michigan State paid their head football coach the whole $100k bonus meant for the entire coaching staff
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
Paradoxically, Stove Top Pork stuffing has no pork
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Tumblr plans to implement ActivityPub, the protocol behind Mastodon. Tumblr would become a large, if not the largest Mastodon instance
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Awwwwww yissssssssssss
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"A week later I received an e-mail that said, 'Hey. Your shipment was overweight and oversized, and so we've charged you an additional $1,321.00.'"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Insurers based in offshore tax havens somehow manage to grossly outperform their competitors based in the United States. Strange how that happens
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you're thinking about filing a story about unprecedented traffic delays over Thanksgiving, better get your stories in now or get stuck in the greenlight gridlock
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Mon November 21, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Egg tart vendor promises not to accidentally sell realistic plastic samples...again. Difficulty: For the third time
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Does the Supreme Court have an Alito problem? I mean, in addition to its accountability problem, its legitimacy problem, its misogyny problem, its unqualified conservative justices problem, its Ginni Thomas problem, and its racial problems?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Swedish housing falling like a Saab fighter in a power-dive
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Cracker, please
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
1A) Turn out the lights, lock the doors, and leave before those people even get in your zip code
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
People were apparently naming their kids "Elon" and "Kanye" until recently
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pay what you can restaurant opens to serve the needs of a small city. The catch: it's vegan
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Funky Winkerbean ends after 50 years of hijinks and cancer
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
They're deep-faking X-rays now. This will diagnose well
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Strong sales signal singing Sonos stock
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(Keys Weekly)
 
 
 
Third baby dolphin born this year at Florida Keys' Dolphin Research Center. What could be cuter than baby dolphins?
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Wed November 16, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
We must dig deeper into this story
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
We probably ate lobster at the first Thanksgiving but you got me eating terrible Turkey
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I SHALL TOOT AGAIN
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft brings Minesweeper and Solitaire to Teams to spruce up, engage on virtual meetings. UP, Microsoft. DIG UP
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Security beagle detects S cargo at ATL
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A dick to be put on a list
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Driver arrested after pursuit through six Rhode Island communities. Who knew Rhode Island had that many communities?
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Milfs for Josh Allen
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(Independent)
 
 
 
You don't say
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
ALS is killing her song softly
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Mon November 14, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Vendor misconduct" is the bovine excrement medical equivalent of "overzealous staffer"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Global shortage? Chipmaker GlobalFoundries cutting global jobs, staying ahead of the global curve
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
A Facebook thingie on your wrist? That's not so Meta any more
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Cyberpunk 2077 core team moving to Boston to start work on sequel. Still no word on what happened to Cyberpunks 1 through 2076
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Wanna buy a movie prop? Difficulty: Cleveland
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
He wasn't throwing the beer at Ted Cruz, he was throwing the beer TO him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That poor, poor mother
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Regrets, I've had a few... Specifically these ten careers
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Sat November 12, 2022
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The couple that accepted $2 billion in Saudi blood money and helped orchestrate a million U.S. Covid deaths would like you forget everything and get back to inviting them to your parties now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oldest living person in US continues to get older
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Apparently angling for the Calvin & Hobbes fandom, Dunkin' unveils "Box O' Chocolates" and new varieties of "Hot Chocolate Bombs" for 2022 holiday season
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Fri November 11, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
There could be major trouble brewing for Mitch McConnell, courtesy of Marco Rubio and others
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(BBC-US)
 
Hero
 
Remains of US soldier killed in Korea identified as Tom Hanks. Private Ryan sought for comment
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know before seeing Wakanda Forever. TLDR: it will feature Wakanda, some CGI fights, and the good guys will win in the end
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A small community in Michigan voted against funding its library because the MAGA crowd are foaming at the mouth over books that acknowledge the existence of gay people
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
To serve and protect your catalytic converter. Citizens who require assistance should consider becoming more metallic
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Thu November 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
ECB member says peak Euro inflation 'is almost within reach,' possibly tomorrow
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Civic Pride day, so let's all share pictures of our fine Honda automobiles
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Did your mom eat 40% of your siblings? Consider yourself fortunate
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Wed November 09, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Voters elect dead man over Green Party candidate, saying that based on previous experience they expect him to get more accomplished during his term
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
People who get charged $147 for two Tylenol tablets will get ideas
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Florida elects first member of Generation Z to Congress, which at least keeps him off Subby's lawn
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(Network World)
 
 
 
So....kiss encryption as we know it goodbye?
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Entire MN state government flips blue, shares mittens-clad high five with MI
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will Donatello get snubbed? Can Leonardo handle the heat in Qatar? It's the USMNT World Cup squad announcement, live on ESPN2 at 5:00 pm ET
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
This 33-year-old makes $14,600 a month in passive income: 'I just one hour a day' on my online business. And apparently less than that on his grammar
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Plaid checkmark... I mean, gray checkmark coming out
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The buried lede: Christina Bobb turned down an immunity offer because she thinks she didn't need it. Gotta keep that spot in Hair Furor's bunker
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Homer Simpson has an opportunity to bankrupt NASA
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Tue November 08, 2022
(CBR)
 
 
 
Steal this film
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japan's all-you-can-eat cookie cafes
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Swedish researchers create a robot that is capable of repeating Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What's the sixth most valuable crop in the US? 'Taint corn, it's dope
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Italian cyclist attempting one of the more challenging coast-to-coasts. Of Antarctica
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Justin Fields comes up 3 yards shy of a Kaepernick
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(FanFest)
 
 
 
It was a mistake, Coral. IT WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF ALL
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
When people are on Gary Bettman's side, you know you dun goofed
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(Sucks)
 
Hero
 
Dr. Samuel Katz, a developer of the measles vaccines, passes at the age of 95, Duke announces, still...never mind
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Sat November 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aaron Paul decides to change his name. He shall henceforth be known as...Aaron Paul
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Fri November 04, 2022
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
For those not wanting to see Elon Musk's dick waving at Twitter, there's Mastodon, which has seen 230,000 new users this week, almost doubling its active users, or could wait to see what former Twitter guy Jack Dorsey brings with Bluesky
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
First rule of underground ice rink fight club is don't slip on the ice (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
We can be anyone, we can do anything. It's only a matter of going
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Two of rock and roll's greatest living legends announce co-headlining tour
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Pluto also has good music video channels in addition to the crap he's mentioning
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Need to find out how many minutes it takes to sink to crush-depth. Rolex announces watch that's water-resistant to 11,000 meters
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Wed November 02, 2022
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Ohio Attorney General sues Dollar General due to price inaccuracies. 99 Cent store looks on nervously
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Inflation is making turkey too expensive? Order pizza instead. But Joey and Monica can't get their heads stuck inside that
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Glencore flew cash across Africa in private jets to pay bribes. Who do they think they are, the CIA?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal watchdog discovers what another of Trump's "only the best people" is best at
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Mon October 31, 2022
(Android Police)
 
 
 
Google: We're losing lots of money, time to cut back on stuff. Also Google: Hey, $100M for digital avatars is a fantastic bargain, can't pass that up
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Sat October 29, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
BRING OUT YOUR MEDS. *clang* BRING OUT YOUR MEDS. *clang* BRING OUT YOUR MEDS *clang*
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(YourTango)
 
 
 
Ebenezer Scrooge: Halloween Edition
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Fri October 28, 2022
(WTVY Dothan)
 
 
 
Operation Hans Gruber nets 25 arrests and thousands of grams of cocaine. Yippee ki yay motherfarkers
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Thu October 27, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Birbs don't exist. Nor do the lasting mental health benefits from being around their chirbing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Zuck lost $10 billion yesterday. That's Meta
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Higher McPrices mean higher McProfits
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Thanks, Obama. No, really, thanks
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Wed October 26, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Watcher racks up another 148 million viewing hours, at least half of which was people mistaking it for an MCU film
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brady out for season with dislocated patella
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Seagate tells 3,000 employees to walk the plank
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(Out There Colorado)
 
 
 
Farker Dinodork gets old in the process of finding a Tyrannosaurus fossil. Doesn't name it after Drew
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Want to have liver damage without the fun? Try turmeric
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Get out your bows, crossbows, spears and gigs. Frankenfish season is coming
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
Somebody invented luggage with legs so that they can turn into tables
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Mon October 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
EU to make Apple play with USB-C. US consumers will still get struck by Lightning
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Director of "Halloween End" claims he meant to do that: "Never once considered making a Laurie and Michael movie. The concept that it should be a final showdown-type brawl never even crossed our minds." Instead, Green set out to tell a "love story
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Kanye West dropped by his agent and a documentary about him has been shelved. No doubt, he has an opinion on who to blame for this
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
Bruce Dickinson declares fan "Public Enema Number One" for getting "Aces High" at Anaheim Show
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hide your logs, hide your buoys. Relic is back in a new animated Beachcombers series
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Hyundai is severing ties with two auto suppliers in Alabama as they allowed the hiring of kids as young as 12 years old to work in the factories. Charles Dickens approves, but the UAW does not and is fighting hard to get the kids their jobs back
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Meal kit delivery service HelloFresh down now that we're all going out again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trapped in the rubble after an earthquake? Rats to the rescue
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Free online liberry now has over vintage 12,000 cookbooks for you to investigate and gorge upon. mmmmmm, old-timey food
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Anxiety has no effect on stupidity - here comes the science
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
If it costs this much to get sober, maybe just stay addicted? Let's ask Matthew Perry
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The Rainbow Roll contains crab, cucumber, avocado, salmon, tuna, shrimp, and yellowtail. The California Roll contains crab, cucumber, and avocado, and the specialty house roll contains cocaine, ecstasy, ketamine, adderall, and oxycontin
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Sun October 23, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
80% of the US voting public believes a political party will destroy the country
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal judge: Dr. Anthony Fauci, other Biden officials to be deposed in social media censorship suit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Governor Gavin poops on SF idea for a $1.7 million toilet
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Fri October 21, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy birthday Carrie Fisher no matter what far, far away galaxy you may be in
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you play Stairway to Heaven in some guitar stores you might find yourself on the Highway to Hell
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chipotle launches Halloween promotion with Boorito's on October 31. The candle in the jack-o-lantern won't be the only thing on fire this holiday season
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Subby's sure journalists have never heard of the Pulitzer Prize so there'll probably be no additional coverage of this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American Intellectual ponders: "When was it when straight white males started being treated like black Americans during segregation? It's just wrong"
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(Neowin)
 
 
 
Uber and Uber Eats have officially gone from suck to blow, will start showing ads during rides and throughout apps
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Liz Truss will receive £115,000 a year for her 44 days of trying to destroy the economy as Prime Minister. Remember that when you are burning her in efficacy to stay warm this winter
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(NPR)
 
 
 
US manufacturing output is the highest it has been in 14 years
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Italy's No. 1 brand of pasta getting sued for exactly the reason you would suspect, since you're reading this on Fark
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Star Wreck Picard to continue doing what it does best, tearing down and destroying all the characters we knew
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Time's up for your retirement portfolio
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Again, it must be said. Please. For the love of God. Stop bringing loaded handguns to Greater Pittsburgh International Airport, for fark's sakes
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
George Strait's marriage is imitating a country song
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Montenegro and North Macedonia pull out of Liverpool and no, this isn't a lost Politics headline
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Pot calls the kettle black, and believe me, they consider that an insult
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(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
High schoolers take part in Halloween-themed mock election to better prepare them for the horrible mockery of democracy they can expect by the time they graduate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prosecutors seek six months in the Big House for Steve Bannon so he can spend more time perfecting his toilet wine recipe
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Sat October 15, 2022
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Because Arizona drivers are seemingly unaware of law requiring them to move over to make way for disabled vehicles at side of road, more than 100 tow trucks and emergency response vehicles lead convoy down freeways to remind them of said law
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the good old days? When you'd just call in a bomb scare from the malt shop payphone to dodge an exam but school went on anyway?
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Fri October 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
I'mma just arrest you for rolling up your window. You say that's your father over there recording things on his phone?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Equifax discovers dozens of employees are working second jobs. Do they: A; raise pay to help potentially struggling families, B: Offer additional benefits, or C: Fire everyone for disloyalty
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The majority of Americans want voter ID for all the absentee ballots that they want sent out
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
QAnon's Ron Watkins lost at least $47,000 on his campaign. He got 3,000 votes
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
"On numerous occasions, Mr. Vega bragged about how good he was [at] pleasing women in bed. "You don't know what you're missing." He often referred to himself as "a pleaser" and "a giver"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Do you like 'Ghostbusters'? I mean REALLY like 'Ghostbusters'?
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
'Amsterdam' vying for the title of "Biggest Box Office Bomb in History"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to TFG: Drop Dead
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It seems God will likely hand out about £3m for the actual ball he helped Maradona scored with against England
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(Today)
 
 
 
The new bathroom looks fantastic. Now. Has anyone seen the cat?
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(The Direct)
 
 
 
She-Hulk sues some Mouse for giving her an absurdly short season finale. "She-Hulk" s1e9 streams starting at 3 AM ET on Disney Plus
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Wed October 12, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Dark Brandon turns his Eye upon the LA Council's malarkey
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sydney Sweeney as Barbarella? Shut up and take my money
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Tue October 11, 2022
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Momma Three-a
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
It was simple possession for personal use, Your Honor
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Mon October 10, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You can tack another * on to the 2021 F1 World Champion's title as Red Bull is found to have broken that sport's version of a salary cap
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
TFG finally gets his own Coca-Cola flavor
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Sun October 09, 2022
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Five words that strike terror into the hearts of modern society: "Supreme Court back in session"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Using an oscillating fan with a hidden camera to record myself dealing vast amounts of meth is the best idea I ever had
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What do the five least popular relocation-destination states have in common? In addition to being No.1 of not wanting to move to, New Jersey also smells
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(Star Trek)
 
 
 
The game's afoot in the new trailer for season 3 of "Star Trek: Picard"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Draymond to take a few days off, not because he tried to murder Jordan Poole, but because it's so humiliating for Jordan Poole's mother and father to see video of Draymond trying to murder their son
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Sat October 08, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy 73rd birthday, Sigourney Weaver. Nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Man arrested for walking in the middle of the street suddenly ends up dead while naked in police custody. Officials: "Nothing to see here, move along"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Heads up NYC, fake heiress Anna Sorokin has been freed from an upstate prison and is heading straight for you, probably to try and dazzle you with some more of her wealthy fakery
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Guardians beat the Rays and the clock at the same time
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Fri October 07, 2022
(Duke Chronicle)
 
 
 
Duke digs a deeper hole for itself
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(Grid News)
 
 
 
MAGA Candidate: "My website doesn't show up in Google searches. The Deep State is censoring me, I'm being deplatformed, help, help...I'm being repressed" Reality: "You specifically set your website NOT to be indexed by Google, moron"
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Thu October 06, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Worker claims school district only promotes workers with Italian last names. You gotta problem wid dat?
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Florida Man says he didn't even know murder victim, when asked how his DNA got on the man he claims it was probably when the guy was beating him, still denies group sex
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(High Times)
 
 
 
The stupid, it pucking burns
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What kind of monster turns "bagel" into a pejorative?
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Wed October 05, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
And watching, for pigs on the wing
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Tue October 04, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Once again, even if you live in the Alabama portion of NJ, you don't teach your students sex ed in a hotel room
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Scientist attaches Paxlovid-style warhead to Alzheimer's drug, which is great as anyone that has ever had Covid can benefit from antiviral therapies with a proven record of traversing the blood brain barrier
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Home run history was made on Monday. No, not by him
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Striking Sysco workers try to stop those Deliveries by truck, truck, truck. Demands include Lemme' see that Raise, raise, raise, raise, raise
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Mon October 03, 2022
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The National Women's Soccer League carries on where US women's gymnastics left off
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Bianca & Bayley sign a contract, Johnny wrestles a thumb, Dom & A.J. face Judgement Day, Riddle & Rollins keep raging & Braun teaches Chad "how to get these hands". Step 1: slide into DMs? Find out step two & more at 8 PM ET on USA
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
This lady is working towards her own trifecta
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban says: save money. No, really, save more money than you were
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Nick Cannon has too much sperm. More like Dick Cannon, amirite?
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Sun October 02, 2022
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
High school football team forfeits game and probably rest of season after players conduct slave auction reenactment
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Sat October 01, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Crow has finished production, with audiences eager to give it a shot
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Fri September 30, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Orlando Magic canceled two straight days of practice due to Ian. Not a game, not a game. We're talkin' about... practice
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Thu September 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate passes stopgap funding bill, sending it to House where it is expected to pass before Friday's Mutually Assured Destruction deadline
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Jack Dorsey to Elon Musk: Twitter is doomed. A new platform is needed
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Bulls on parade
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The only 'mystery' about Chernobyl's black frogs is whether or not they're crunchy
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
No wonder subby is so smrt
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Wed September 28, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
What's the best way to make a bad economy worse...tax cuts for the rich of course. Conservatives will never learn UK addition
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
WE? Farking WE? You got a bunch of poor people in your pocket Mr. "I and my ilk ARE THE FARKING PROBLEM"?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They're datin', matin', baitin' maybe cohabitatin'. What Up with That?
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
US military operations killed 12 civilians in Afghanistan last year. Russia: Hold my vodka
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Want to live like a colonel? Now you can
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Tue September 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Try Guys have one less guy to make burgers and fries, which I assume is what they do
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Crypto exchange FTX is replacing the U.S. President. Wait... they can do that?
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(Gregor-Ian)
 
 
 
Tom Brady vs Patrick Mahomes could be relocated to Nashville or played without fans
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Your next-gen skin suit just got a lot more all-day wearable
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Where were you when the U.S. Government went into full shutdown mode because Joe Manchin didn't get his bribe money?
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(Giant Freakin Robot)
 
 
 
Hey, free money. Down the memory hole you go. Next
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Mon September 26, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Good: County relieves 47 Deputies for failing their Psych Exams. Holy-Shiat-WTFBBQ: Keeps them on with pay till they can "pass" their next Psych Test
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
1920 Astronomy Smackdown: is the Milky Way the entirety of the universe?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Prometheus coulda' been the father of Farkistan
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Country that is 26% below sea level, has 6200 km of navigable waterways, many more that aren't navigable, and a capital city that would flood if they ever stopped pumping the water out is running out of water
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lost in Space showrunner Zack Estrin is now so much star stuff
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
No Fork You
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Sun September 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eat moar bugs
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You should smile more
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Sat September 24, 2022
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
From scoring Jedi knights to scoring a British knighthood
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Fri September 23, 2022
(Eater)
 
 
 
Midwestern US wine trail recommendations. Difficulty on the last entry: "Finding a place to stay in Cincinnati is ideal"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
VA announces its first ever abortion procedure. Subby didn't even know it was pregnant
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Prince Harry did not snub King Charles at Balmoral over Meghan
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Special Master to TFG: In addition to telling me the truth on record if you really believe the FBI planted documents or whatever, I'm hiring an assistant to sort through these 11,000 documents and going to charge you an extra $500 a hour for it
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Thu September 22, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Cool: Vince Gilligan sets up new series with an immediate two season order. Cooler: starring Rhea Seehorn
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Louisiana HS "Career Fair" goes full Evangelical Hellscape. Never go full Evangelical Hellscape
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(Some Car Man)
 
 
 
You just bought a new car. Now you want to remove the branding from the dealer you bought it from. Can that be possible?
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(University of Illinois)
 
 
 
LED inventor releases blue smoke
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's getting tougher and tougher for white guys to succeed in the NBA
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Wed September 21, 2022
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Football game breaks out at a brawl
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida man gets arrested instead of laid
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Try our farking gin with more antioxidants than bloody blueberries, more potassium than some shait bananas, more vitamin C than crap oranges." Yeah, you can't advertise that, Gordon
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Probably these two additional Chinese carriers are threats to US national security. Especially "China Unicorn"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
DOJ picks up a five-pack of Groypers from the J6 aisle on the way home from the office
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
BTS member under Korean netizen attack for showing "poor attitude" in fan video. In other words, he looked remarkably bored
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Tue September 20, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
You can no longer polish cricket balls with saliva. No, it doesn't matter who's you use
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Spotify moves on from underpaying musicians to underpaying authors
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
That supersonic jet that totally wasn't vaporware? Well every single major engine manufacturer says "good luck with that"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
RBG's gavel gavelled
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Mon September 19, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
But will you still fly Pan-Am to get up there?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In addition to being pretty amazing, Stanley Tucci is kinda dark
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The spice must flow
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Sun September 18, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
"Mayor, someone is vandalizing all the bicycles in Komono." Mayor: "Yeah, that was me"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
GTA VI Released (maybe)
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The incredible inflatable egg
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime Video's football debut is a swing and a miss
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Fri September 16, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Out: NY Times 1619 Project. In: Texas 1836 Project
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
SNL adds four new cast members but remembers to keep the total under an even two dozen
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
In a Supreme Court case to decide if state legislatures can ignore federal law and even their state Constitutions in setting election law, the NC Legislature i cite a document from 1818 to support their claim in their brief. Problem is, it's a fake
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
We can afford to meet your demands. We just don't want to
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Wed September 14, 2022
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Woman finally gets her prosthetic leg back from airline
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Tue September 13, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to go to jail for joyriding, a jitney bus is the way to do it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microstrategy submits paperwork to sell an additional 500m in shares to buy more bitcoin, not a repeat from the other 19 times
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Cops catch kidnapper, now have to get some law-talking sort to tell them whether the additional charge of taking a kidnapped 10-year-old to a high-school football game is a felony or a misdemeanor
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Common Dreams)
 
Hero
 
15,000 Minnesota nurses launch strike to "put patients before profits"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Ubisoft then: We're adding NFTs to games because it will be of great additional value to our players. Ubisoft now: NFTs? What? Huh? Sorry, you're breaking up, can't hear you
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
"A New Battery for the iPhone 14 Will Cost $30 More than iPhone 13." Wow, that's an expensive battery
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Donald Trump would like very much if the Special Master was the husband of a judge he appointed and who he considered for a SCOTUS seat, not that he would have to consider nominating her to SCOTUS if he was a president again, she totes has the nom
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
His license plate is just an anagram of "Fight Communism & knucklehead biatch liberal Marxists." He needs it for his business, Film Consulting KravMAGA Bloomberg, LLC. Honolulu says he has to turn in the plates if he wants to register his car. Bonus: all of this is real
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Sun September 11, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
BART celebrates 50 years soaked in various bodily fluids
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
North Dakota does not want Bill Gates, perhaps he should try Indiana
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Sat September 10, 2022
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Green Mountain Coffee has some of the best filters subby ever saw
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The 50 greatest pizzerias in the world have just been announced. Sbarro's snubbed yet again
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Fri September 09, 2022
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Bond, James Cornrow Bond
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Who forgot to submit the rasslin thread? Smackdown at 8 PM eastern followed by Rampage at 10 Eastern
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How to grift in plastic
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Thu September 08, 2022
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Carol Kane beams aboard the Enterprise to explore Strange New Worlds
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
The feds want you to say neigh to performance enhancing drugs
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
[NOTE: Do Not Run Until farking Queen Is Dead Or People Will Lose Their shiat] Queen Elizabeth Dead at 96
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Chinese company welcomes its new AI-powered virtual robot overlord
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
GameStop reports wider loss, announces partnership with crypto exchange FTX, where their next losses will be even more impressive
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Guardian)
 
Hero
 
As if you needed another reason to remind you that Biden is one of the best Presidents of the past 50 years
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Mt. Rainier "venting," USGS says it's normal, Iraqi Minister agrees
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cards Against Humanity is donating 100% of proceeds to National Network of Abortion Funds. If you choose to opt out, an additional $5 is added to your cart, because it sucks to be forced to support something you don't want
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New cloud: over 1.1mil sea turtles poached over last 30 years. Silver lining: poaching dropped by about 28% over the last decade and most of what is being done is hitting healthy, low-risk populations
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Groundbreaking mathematical equation that could transform medical procedures, natural gas extraction, and plastic packaging production discovered and will no doubt take its place next to 100mpg cars, WOW chips, and Segways
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
January 6 rioter turned in by girlfriend after calling her a moron for not believing election was stolen gets to spend 9 months holding misspelled sign in prison
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Tue September 06, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Tokyo lawbreakers discover that lawbreakers break rules
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
'Mexican Pizza: The Musical'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This two pixel picture of a grey blob is definitive proof of alien life and I won't hear a word said against it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again
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Mon September 05, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Hanging chair had one job
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Give me what I want to watch and I'll go away
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a cow with its head stuck in a tree
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Sun September 04, 2022
(MercoPress)
 
 
 
Cops arrest scammers selling citizenship of an independent Antarctic territory with lower taxes and the possibility of a noble title, all ruled over by an emperor penguin. OK, that last is false, but it's just as believable as the rest
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Sat September 03, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Parler pops back up in the Google Play store, like a cold sore that won't go away
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Fri September 02, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you're an insurance company trying to demonstrate how quickly an EV's battery--like, I dunno, on in a Tesla--can burst into flames, don't remove the battery before your demonstration and rig the car to catch fire. Some people just might notice
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal recently opened up about a moment with his son that left the athlete feeling "embarrassed." Not the facts of life but knowing how to fill out a resumé
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Exodus continues from SNL lineup; of course, ain't nothin' gonna happen to Kenan Thompson
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
JWST finds an Einstein Ring in a distant part of the universe and can now rule them all
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Wed August 31, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
It took an entire congressional commission to conclude that a guy wearing a pointy hood and a robe might actually have something to do with the KKK. Fark: On a plaque hanging at West Point with the words Klu Klux Klan written on it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In addition to their "Word of the Day", Merriam-Webster has a daily writing puzzle. Today's puzzle: "write a sentence, no more than 15 words, for the next person on the moon to say when they land"
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(Space News)
 
 
 
Not news: Fill'er up with regular. Fark: Hydrazine
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: On second thought, let's not tie our finances to what could amount to legit espionage against the US
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pakistan is a disaster of 'epic proportions'. They also have bad flooding going on
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Homeless people hanging out in your town square? Easy fix: Chop down all the trees giving them shade
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Heavy-metal attack. Co-founder of the metal band Neurosis quits music after abusing his family
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis is copying how Trump stands and his weird "accordion hands" hand movements and Trump is not happy
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Sun August 28, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Parents upset that kids got free exorcism from Bible Camp counsellor who has history of pornography, domestic violence, drug addiction. In his defense, he did mention it on his Facebook page
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Sat August 27, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
How bad did he fark up? Intelligence Officials will be presenting a "damage assesment" to Congress
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Pixar inspired Porsche 911 "Sally" made as a unique unit by Porsche and sold at auction for charity for $3.6 million
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Fri August 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
No wonder Fido can't remember where he buried his bone
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC pivots from "Aren't you resentful student loans were forgiven?" to "Here's how to maximize your windfall"
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Latest retcon eliminates Superman's worse moments. Apparently not when he told Lois the pincers were to grab onto her
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
If you're havin' bird problems I feel bad for you son / We got 99 budgies, so please adopt one
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Chame, chame, chame, chame, chameleon field. You come and go, you come and go (maybe)
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(Today)
 
 
 
It's less impressive when you find out they didn't need to be the people consuming the food or drink during the visit
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(Android Authority)
 
 
 
New patent shows Google's foldable phone with a beelzebub camera. Hail Google
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again: "Nick Cannon is having yet another baby" thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again: "Nick Cannon is having yet another baby" thread
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(Game Rant)
 
 
 
So why do Klingon ship bridges look the way they do?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite billionaire is so busy defending himself against Twitter that he has to take a 9 minute flight instead of driving 30 miles
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Wed August 24, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dugone
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're not making your bed right (if at all)
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Come and see what NYC mass transit looks like before the coatings of squalor are laid down
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Mon August 22, 2022
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
In news that MIGHT have been mildly interesting in 1988, Yngwie Malmsteen asked if he would ever join another band
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Gee, it's almost like the right's melodramatic concern for children is just a show for gullible halfwits
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit's Belle Isle naivete about slide physics now extended to B.I. Aquarium launching public name-our-octopus promotion. Buncha Red Wings fans will probably put the fix in for "Al"
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Sun August 21, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Some people think "Live Free or Die" includes crossing the street to get to a restaurant; other people think it includes bear-spraying the first group of people
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you're tired of geese leaving crap all over the park trails, who you gonna call? Goose Busters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pro-Life Louisiana AG would rather see the entire city of New Orleans die in a flood because they won't enforce their archaic abortion law
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Sat August 20, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Best Korda defeats Worst Korda to establish supremacy. You read this headline incorrectly the first time
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
More bad news for stay at home cryptobros
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Idiot fanboi uses his own kids to test his Tesla's pedestrian detection and posts it on YouTube, gets flagged for child abuse
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 178 of WW3: Putin agrees independent inspectors can travel to Russian-occupied ZNPP. Zelenskyy expresses gratitude to Biden following news of additional $775m in military assistance. It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Whoa. Want to go 0-100mph in 4 seconds? It's yours. Start getting Lucid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Member of the Beatles gets eight life sentences. Yeah, yeah, yeah
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Warner/Discovery merger, today's extinct episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters F and U
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(ABC News)
 
Hero
 
Ukranian MDs are refusing to go 'out of network'
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
In honor of Olivia Newton-John, AMC Theatres will screen "Grease" in 135 locations, with the proceeds benefiting breast cancer research
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Thu August 18, 2022
(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
Subby's wife may need to strike because the school district doesn't want to give teachers a CoLA wage increase and affordable health care. Tag is for the school district
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The competition for San Francisco's worst luxury building heats up
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Reading this book reminded me of watching a cat lick a dog's eye goo"
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Wed August 17, 2022
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's how to watch the Taylor Hawkins tribute concert from London. Tag is for the fact that this concert is necessary
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Monsanto Executive Threatens To Detonate Every Corncob In Nation Unless Demands Met
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(Oddee)
 
 
 
Even the cosplay wizards are feeling overworked and burnt out these days
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth's stunt double sentenced to a year and a half in prison. In other news, Queen Elizabeth has a stunt double
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
50 year-old Dad opens up about welcoming quadruplets, but not as much as Mom
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(LifeZette)
 
 
 
If you picked today as the day you hoped Tucker Carson finally ended up being right about something, step up to claim your prize
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Now the Girl Scouts are leaning into digital cookies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We've reached the "it's quicker to list whose body hasn't been found at Lake Mead" stage
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
When is a cigar just a cigar, and when is it indicative of massive campaign overspending?
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Tue August 16, 2022
(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
The Porsche 959 is one of the rarest ever made by the Stuttgart brand, at fewer than 350. The 959 S is rarer: just 29 rolled off the line. Rarer still is the 959 S prototype--only 3 examples are known to exist. The fastest of those can now be yours
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Free comic book? Free comic book
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Man under investigation in several states and by the federal government demands to know which members of his criminal enterprise are conspiring against him
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The Streaming Wars continue as Walmart+ adds Paramount+ to better compete with Amazon Prime
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Like many embassies, no phones were allowed inside the Ecuadorian embassy where Julian Assange was hiding out; they had to be left at the reception desk. But then the security contractor would sweep the info from visitors and send it to the CIA
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: In my administration, I'm going to enforce all laws concerning the protection of classified information. No one will be above the law. New hotness: No one will be above the law except for ME
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(UCLA)
 
 
 
Scientists create fingerprint button that can make physiological measurements, like levels of acetaminophen, blood alcohol level, bank balance
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Oh sure, the FBI suddenly "finds" all those missing children, probably in Hillary's dungeon in the pizza joint
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Mon August 15, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Sen. Chuck Schumer now pushing for an extra $22 million in federal funding to fight the spotted lanternfly. Apparently you stomping them to death is not enough
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
We're not saying it's aliens, but one Harvard professor is trying to recover their technology from the bottom of the ocean
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Best wedding crasher EVAR
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Sat August 13, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, Adam Schiff (D-CA), initiates Phase 2: the Finding Out
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