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Fri August 07, 2020
		Even Trump's most ardent detractors must admit that in two things he is unsurpassed: Denying objective reality and failing upwards source: newyorker.com \| share:	23
		Naked German man chases wild boar through public park after it stole his laptop. Bonus: Germany has a pro-nudism FKK movement. Flabby man ass pics may be NSFW source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	44
		Gandalf has died. Fly you fools source: nowtoronto.com \| share:	31
		Gandalf has died. Fly you fools source: nowtoronto.com \| share:	31

Thu August 06, 2020
		UCF develops the Pee-Wee Herman beam. It's a loner laser. A rebel refractor source: eurekalert.org \| share:	9

Wed August 05, 2020
		What's your beef? The motor's a factory Honda source: thedrive.com \| share:	12

Tue August 04, 2020
		After his tracheotomy, Val Kilmer says he feels a lot better than he sounds, which when you hear him speak, you realize it's very, very fortunate source: cnn.com \| share:	52
		After his tracheotomy, Val Kilmer says he feels a lot better than he sounds, which when you hear him speak, you realize it's very, very fortunate source: cnn.com \| share:	52
		All you farkers working from home during the pandemic are spending an extra 48 minutes a day farking around on here. Probably a net gain when you factor out commuting source: fortune.com \| share:	33

Mon August 03, 2020
		Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson tired of having money and success source: espn.com \| share:	53
		Andrew Lloyd Webber gives strong thumbs down to Tom Hooper's "ridiculous" adaptation of Cats, both the original and anally unexpurgated versions source: deadline.com \| share:	24

Sun August 02, 2020
		If you think that Chinese actor looks or sounds familiar, it's because it was James Hong who help break Asian stereotypes in Hollywood over the course of his 600+ film and television appearances source: cnn.com \| share:	111
		If you think that Chinese actor looks or sounds familiar, it's because it was James Hong who help break Asian stereotypes in Hollywood over the course of his 600+ film and television appearances source: cnn.com \| share:	111
		Sources claim Ray Park's Instagram fellatio video have gotten him replaced in "Darth Maul" standalone film, it's not like anybody's unfamiliar with "Star Wars" & sucking the last few years source: geektyrant.com \| share:	85

Sat August 01, 2020
		Wilford Brimley dead at 85, but the diabeetus memes will live forever source: amp.tmz.com \| share:	138

Fri July 31, 2020
		Not sure which is cooler - nanoreactors or bimetallic catalysts source: phys.org \| share:	2
		Dublin actor Brendan Gleeson nails it, unrecognisable as Donald Trump for new TV series. Scary real source: thesun.ie \| share:	41

Thu July 30, 2020
		If tractors have parking brakes someone forgot to use them source: kttc.com \| share:	42
		Matthew McConaughey is set to release a book in October. All write, all write, all write source: kxan.com \| share:	20

Wed July 29, 2020
		During the trash compactor scene, Mark Hamill shared his real phone number in "Star Wars: A New Hope" source: nme.com \| share:	48
		Fauci may not be able to get the ball over the plate, but he's been nominated for an Emmy. Imagine Trump's conniption fit if he wins in September source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	21
		The Emmy Nominees are out, and basically they almost all went to Netflix source: vox.com \| share:	68
		Thor's wife escapes flooded car through window. No LifeMjölnir™ required source: people.com \| share:	10

Tue July 28, 2020
		Patrick Mahomes is now a part owner of The Royals, adding to his existing ownership of the Broncos, Chargers, and Raiders source: kshb.com \| share:	16
		Russell Crowe says he was ahead of his time with his Fighting Around The World campaign, now reflected in his new movie source: bbc.com \| share:	8
		Russell Crowe says he was ahead of his time with his Fighting Around The World campaign, now reflected in his new movie source: bbc.com \| share:	8
		(Celebrity) challenges (Other celebrity) to (event) after threatening to (verb) his (body part) source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	23
		The Emmy Award nominations will be livestreamed beginning at 11:30AM ET. Will your favorite shows or actors be on the list? The always delightful and hilarious Leslie Jones hosts the announcement ceremony source: deadline.com \| share:	26

Mon July 27, 2020
		You had me at 'Gay Freddy Krueger' source: pinknews.co.uk \| share:	42
		Waaaaahner Bros source: msn.com \| share:	104
		If you're not terrified about Facebook, you haven't been paying attention. Tag is both obvious and not obvious, depending on your attention paying factor source: theguardian.com \| share:	62
		Scott Baio says he can't find work in Hollywood due to being Trump supporter. Thoughts and prayers, womp womp source: queerty.com \| share:	150
		Nathan Fillion hopes to have a small Firefly reunion on The Rookie, but chances are it'd be a wash source: deadline.com \| share:	43

Sun July 26, 2020
		Exit the dragon. Actor John Saxon dead at 83 source: complex.com \| share:	62

Fri July 24, 2020
		Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full source: variety.com \| share:	11
		We were gonna do this prank show starring Chris D'Elia but all the pranks involved touching ladies and handing out boxes of popcorn with holes in the bottom source: nme.com \| share:	6
		New Tesla factory being built is "adding gasoline on the fire" with respect to population growth of the Austin area. In light of what a Tesla doesn't use, a new metaphor may have to be used source: kxan.com \| share:	23

Thu July 23, 2020
		For those heavy blow days source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	24
		Turns out those "federal agents" the DHS has deployed into Portland could possibly be private contractors source: medium.com \| share:	345
		The poisonous mushroom Finnish people love to eat. VAT DA FAAK source: cnn.com \| share:	53

Wed July 22, 2020
		Because 2020 continues to be a mindfark, there is a Vanilla Ice biopic in the works starring Dave Franco. Rare Dave Franco trifecta in play source: news.avclub.com \| share:	33
		Krysten Ritter doesn't seem to want to play Jessica Jones anymore. Hopefully, this frees her up to reboot Don't Trust the biatch in Apartment 23 source: wegotthiscovered.com \| share:	105
		Galdhøpiggen beckons Tom Cruise to resume MI7 shooting this fall source: yahoo.com \| share:	5
		Uber Eats union wants better accident compensation, owing to Covid-era higher risk of injury to delivery workers and those they collide with. Uber Technologies: B-b-but they're all independent contractors, stop with this crazy talk source: japantoday.com \| share:	3

Tue July 21, 2020
		Emma Watson to block Cockfosters source: theguardian.com \| share:	93
		"He really threw shiat at us, and it looks amazing." Helen Hunt reminisces about "Twister" source: vulture.com \| share:	38
		You talkin' to me? source: foxnews.com \| share:	31
(Some Spare Briefs Guy)		Video of a tractor-trailer sliding inexorably into your windshield, courtesy of Sicamous, British Columbia. Driver unharmed, but felt sick as a moose afterwards source: oakbaynews.com \| share:	40

Mon July 20, 2020
		It's not easy being an A.I. - that isn't Brent Spiner source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	22

Sat July 18, 2020
		Get ready to be drained by this wide-ranging interview with energy vampire and Saul Goodman associate Colin Robinson source: denofgeek.com \| share:	20
		My love for you is ticking clock source: darkhorizons.com \| share:	34

Fri July 17, 2020
		Neither virus, masks, social distancing, or potential lack of pills shall keep Elvis Week from loving fans tender source: apnews.com \| share:	2
		Hollywood "star" Anthony Sabato Jr. announces he's creating a "conservative movie studio" for "all patriots" that will "projects that other Hollywood studios would never do". Kirk Cameron reportedly very excited at the prospect of working again source: foxnews.com \| share:	186

Thu July 16, 2020
		James Marsters says he'd return to play Spike on Buffy the Vampire Slayer as he's literally done nothing else source: digitalspy.com \| share:	58

Wed July 15, 2020
		"It was mentioned that Johnny Depp's finger may be somewhere, and when I was clearing up I found it" source: news.sky.com \| share:	10

Sat July 11, 2020
		The Russo Brothers reaction to Anthony Mackie calling Marvel films 'whitewashed'? Yeah....he's right source: thenews.com.pk \| share:	74
		What's behind Japan's record-breaking rainfall? Besides the obvious factor of global warming, forecasters note unexpected presence of "wet tongue" source: www3.nhk.or.jp \| share:	14
		In which the roles portrayed by Star Trek's greatest guest actor, Jeffery Combs, are ranked source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	47

Fri July 10, 2020
		The government is banning all government contractors who use Chinese espionage companies source: twitter.com \| share:	30
		Photo of Jim Jordan and Matt Gaetz gets immortalized in memes as 'Beavis and Butt-Head' source: dailydot.com \| share:	66
		Danny Trejo has a bio-doc out now. But in his case it's almost a real movie source: bbc.com \| share:	25
		Danny Trejo has a bio-doc out now. But in his case it's almost a real movie source: bbc.com \| share:	25
		The three greatest things in life: never rat on your friends, always keep your mouth shut and use a pandemic to financially stick it to your estranged wife source: pagesix.com \| share:	26

Thu July 09, 2020
		Sounds like he needs those whiskey-and-4-lines-of-blow lunches source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	35
		Not content with reliving the Plague and Quarantine episodes of Little House on the Prairie, Melissa Gilbert has befriended a bear while waiting out the pandemic. That's not a euphemism about Mr. Edwards source: pagesix.com \| share:	36
		Having eliminated roast beast, overloaded sleighs, and sawed-off antlers, scientists have identified a key factor that regulates abnormal heart growth source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	18
		Child spots Florida man walking around Burlington Coat Factory with privates exposed. Who goes shopping for a coat in Florida? source: wfla.com \| share:	30

Wed July 08, 2020
		Online fashion retailer Boohoo is dropped by Amazon & sees its stock tumble after media reports of sweatshop conditions in its factories. If only there was a way to express how I feel for the company source: cnn.com \| share:	8
		Make terrible movies. Make terrible records. That's fine. But you threaten a puppy, you better be ready for war (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	11
		Earl Cameron, one of the first black actors to forge a successful career in British film and television, has died at age 102 source: bbc.com \| share:	4
		Earl Cameron, one of the first black actors to forge a successful career in British film and television, has died at age 102 source: bbc.com \| share:	4
		Halle Berry transitions from working on film to apologizing profusely for working on film source: latimes.com \| share:	111
		Usually, a door does not become part of the flight control surfaces on a light aircraft. Usually. Skip to 3:45 for the pucker factor nine action source: youtube.com \| share:	50

Tue July 07, 2020
		Behind the sun's secret plan to become a lithium factory, smell like teen spirit source: theconversation.com \| share:	17
		When you hear "getting stabbed during lunch", you normally think of prison, not a Chrysler factory source: mlive.com \| share:	42
		Up next on the cancel culture wheel spins Lin-Manuel Miranda's "Hamilton" for glorifying slave owners source: nypost.com \| share:	87
		Charlize Theron on the recasting of Furiosa for the Fury Road prequel: "Mediocre" source: ign.com \| share:	62
		Do you REALLY want Tom Hanks disrespecting you? source: bbc.com \| share:	18
		Roger Stone tries the "Your Honor, this is not a satisfactory time for a person such as myself to report to prison" gambit again source: nbcnews.com \| share:	50

Sun July 05, 2020
		Nick Cordero, Broadway actor who battled COVID-19, has died at age 41 source: cbsnews.com \| share:	54
		Austin Powers almost killed James Bond .... shaken indeed source: cheatsheet.com \| share:	44

Sat July 04, 2020
		Brie Larson lost out on an audition for Star Wars, and her career was all the better for it source: digitalspy.com \| share:	67

Fri July 03, 2020
		Dean Cain cries that he would not be allowed to say "Truth, Justice and the American Way" nowadays due to liberals. Actual Superman writer and former CIA operative Tom King has a fantastic retort to Cains claim source: comicbook.com \| share:	140
		In today's episode of "Everything Is Racist": spins wheel - A Mermaid statue source: nypost.com \| share:	124
		Explosion at Turkish fireworks factory infuses death with spectacle source: apnews.com \| share:	22

Thu July 02, 2020
		'We were in that first wave of creative diarrhea' -- Chris O'Dowd says celebrities' 'Imagine' cover was a mistake source: cnn.com \| share:	34

Wed July 01, 2020
		A day after his reassuring February COVID speech Trump met with his task force: actors in "Deep State" play and of course Diamond and Silk source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	27
		That 75-year-old crisis actor who pretended to be knocked down by the Buffalo police and suffer a skull fracture as a result has just left the hospital, 1 month later. Man, that's a serious commitment to the role source: npr.org \| share:	82
		Joss Whedon's The Injustice League source: news.avclub.com \| share:	88
		VW abandons Turkey factory plan, remembering they are a car manufacturer not a poultry processor source: bloomberg.com \| share:	6
		Dude, you ever make a Ninja Turtles movie...on weed? source: news.avclub.com \| share:	21
		PA Governor: "No parades. Not on state roads during a pandemic" Simple farmers, people of the land, common clay of Pennsylvania: "Side streets it is, then. Tractors, ho" source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	69

Tue June 30, 2020
		Gay method actress sought prostitutes to prepare for role, was a "better man than most men." Yes, this is a repeat from the 1800s source: smithsonianmag.com \| share:	12
		Adult poRn star shows her 'O' face after filming sex scene after getting caught on a bus without face mask. Police now looking for her about breaking coronavirus regulations, something on the side (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	68

Mon June 29, 2020
		France Oldest Nuclear Reactor to stop being so critical tomorrow, take that you smug old bastard source: theguardian.com \| share:	12
		Hulking Rocky actor Dolph Lundgren, 62, cruelly mocked by very jealous old fat men over his engagement to 24-year-old fiancée (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	82

Sat June 27, 2020
		Meet the celebrities who you could have sworn were dead long ago but are still alive (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	48
		Stop white actors from playing non-white characters? Simpsons did it source: ew.com \| share:	125

Fri June 26, 2020
		Scientists at the No S*** Sherlock Institute determine that smoking, divorce and alcohol abuse are the factors most closely associated with dying source: news.ubc.ca \| share:	31
		"The so-called cyanide bomb was not the work of some rogue actor or terrorist cell. It had been installed by a federal employee on official business." "The US government put (it) 350ft from my house, and killed my dog and poisoned my child" source: theguardian.com \| share:	77

Thu June 25, 2020
		GM is eliminating about 700 factory jobs in Tennessee because of a drop in sales it is blaming on the Covid-19 pandemic. Yeah, COVID-19 is the reason, not the fact that they make crappy cars source: msn.com \| share:	31
		I'm sorry, are we trying to cancel 66-year-olds for being married to smokin' hot 27-year-olds now? Because if so, what's the point of becoming rich and famous? source: cnn.com \| share:	118
		Jenny Slate leaves Big Mouth because she doesn't think it's appropriate to play a character that is half black. Black actor to eventually leave role because it's inappropriate to play a character that is half Jewish source: news.avclub.com \| share:	85
		Jenny Slate leaves Big Mouth because she doesn't think it's appropriate to play a character that is half black. Black actor to eventually leave role because it's inappropriate to play a character that is half Jewish source: news.avclub.com \| share:	85

Wed June 24, 2020
		UK dockworker busted with over 1 kg of blow and plenty of cash. Also, apparently kilos are now being branded at the factory source: bbc.com \| share:	22
		Why would I, a guy who's been accused of being a racist on numerous occasions, be racist to Winona Ryder? I was just being flirtatious - and calling ladies "oven dodgers" is one of my signature moves. It's called negging, ever heard of it? source: nme.com \| share:	63

Tue June 23, 2020
		2020 continues it's relentless onslaught of horror, with plague, locusts, war, and Bill Cosby back in court source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	24
		William Shatner almost hosted Family Feud but the Treaty of Algeron forbade it source: ultimateclassicrock.com \| share:	14
		We've all heard about the Superman curse, but now there's an Alfalfa one too source: foxnews.com \| share:	26
		Richie Cunningham compares the Fonz mocking Donald Trump to not combing his hair. Ayyyyyy source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	25
		Like the iced tea, Arizona ethic are apparently a weak and watered-down imitation of the real thing: Scottsdale AZ city council votes AGAINST banning council members from accepting cash donations from anonymous benefactors source: azcentral.com \| share:	24
		Bruce Willis prepares to take nuclear power plant hostage in new thriller "Reactor." Gone Fission would have made a better title source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	16
		"My mom is an independent contractor and lost most of her business during the pandemic; I worry her mental health is deteriorating and she needs help. How can I get her to accept this?" source: theatlantic.com \| share:	5

Mon June 22, 2020
		That Craigslist ad seeking "minority actors" to cheer and wave signs at the Trump rally was a fake, of course; and you know this because if it had been real there would have been at least SOME people at the really source: factcheck.org \| share:	52

Sat June 20, 2020
		🎶 Need a nar-ra-tor, for your TV show? 🎶 Who ya gonna call? DAN AYKROYD 🎶 source: travelchannel.com \| share:	15
		Leonardo DiCaprio soon to break up with middle aged girlfriend source: pagesix.com \| share:	42
		Leonardo DiCaprio soon to break up with middle aged girlfriend source: pagesix.com \| share:	42

Fri June 19, 2020
		An historic pandemic originates in your country. Should you: C) Blast a neighboring country with a sustained cyber assault targeting a wide variety of institutions, including healthcare source: nbcnews.com \| share:	58
		Legendary stage and film actor Ian Holm departs for Valinor source: bbc.com \| share:	75

Thu June 18, 2020
		Bacteria found in nuclear reactors might be the key to faster, cheaper, not great, not terrible vaccines source: gizmodo.com \| share:	6
		The Impact Factor of first impressions on Tinder source: twitter.com \| share:	10
		Scott Baio-Kristy Swanson movie shut down over COVID-19 and child safety violations. Or because they're straight-to-Redbox level actors and being persecuted for being conservative. One or the other source: consequenceofsound.net \| share:	64

Wed June 17, 2020
		Fact-checking Rep. Talib's claim Detroit spends $9 mil on healthcare and $300 mil on police: It's true, but a lot of healthcare spending comes from grants and federal money, and if you factor that in, they only spend 10x as much on cops as healthcare source: freep.com \| share:	58

Mon June 15, 2020
		'Nam bans drone flights near all government buildings, borders and factories. There are rules source: theregister.com \| share:	2
		After Meghan Fox rebounded with Machine Gun Kelly, Brian Austin Green proves to his ex that he can slum it too source: tmz.com \| share:	63
		"Excited and enthusiastic MINORITY actors and actresses needed to hold signs at event in Tulsa". Gee, what's happening in Tulsa on June 20? source: twitter.com \| share:	75

Thu June 11, 2020
		Anson Williams files for divorce for the second time this year, demanding a second Fark headline saying his Happy Days are over, this time I mean it source: foxnews.com \| share:	29

Wed June 10, 2020
		Elon Musk defies county lockdown order and reopens Tesla factory early. What could possibly go wrong? source: sfgate.com \| share:	12

Tue June 09, 2020
		George "Sulu" Takei is OK with people mispronouncing his name as long as they don't pronounce it "Walter" source: cheatsheet.com \| share:	43

Mon June 08, 2020
		Here's some random, beautiful, interesting things to help ease our collective case of the Mondays source: messynessychic.com \| share:	2
		"The Rock just gave a more presidential speech than Trump". Well, sure, but that's a bar set so low that teams of scientists are feverishly working on creating a new unit of measurement to describe its height source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	67

Sat June 06, 2020
		Jughead scores street cred source: digitalspy.com \| share:	14
		No, Melissa Joan Hart. Don't try to promote racial solidarity by posting a picture of little Shirley Temple dancing with a black actor nicknamed 'Bojangles' on a film set built on an old plantation source: doyouremember.com \| share:	74

Fri June 05, 2020
		Willem Dafoe, actor, on making out with his close friend's wife for the movie Tommaso: "You know the rules. You're trying to help each other, you're playing make believe, it's like that. It's an intimacy that has to do with trying to make something" source: observer.com \| share:	45
		I'd need a chiropractor if I could twist facts like this source: twitter.com \| share:	60
		Somehow Republican Susan Collins won't be there to greet Trump as he arrives in Maine for his ever important inspection of a cotton swab factory source: npr.org \| share:	62
		Well, i hope you're proud of yourselves, protesters. You've RUINED the President's weekend and caused him to have to cancel his golf trip. But don't worry, he's still planning to go to Maine Monday to do a vital inspection of a cotton swab factory source: politico.com \| share:	46
		"And my chainsaw" source: theguardian.com \| share:	35

Thu June 04, 2020
		This week's podcast: Brooke Binkowski from TruthorFiction.com is back to help us make sense of rumors of outside actors interfering in the nationwide protests. Who are they and what are they trying to do? Brooke has the answer and it's both fascinating and nuanced as hell source: podcasts.apple.com \| share:	57
		Chicago GTA reenactor unlocks multiple achievements during chase from police source: wgntv.com \| share:	34
		The Border guards will consider these factors when deciding to let you in when visiting your girlfriend, in Canada source: cbc.ca \| share:	25

Wed June 03, 2020
(Here's Johnny)		Jack Nicholson once spent three months naked in order to prepare for a new role, freaking out most of his cast-mates in "The Departed" source: faroutmagazine.co.uk \| share:	21

Tue June 02, 2020
(Some Guy)		In non-riot news, police chase man on stolen tractor source: kion546.com \| share:	18

Mon June 01, 2020
		Some looters steal electronics, others swipe clothes. Then there's this woman who walks off with a cake from the Cheesecake Factory. Priorities man source: kiro7.com \| share:	109

Sun May 31, 2020
		Happy birthday to Clint Eastwood, who is good, bad, and 90 today source: deadline.com \| share:	71
		Cool performance of 17 international actors singing "Do You Hear the People Sing", you know, just because source: youtube.com \| share:	23

Sat May 30, 2020
		Man who can't grow peachfuzz cast as The Wolfman source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	23
		Present Trump invites his supporters to come out to the White House tonight and clash violently with his detractors. Now that's real leadership, folks source: twitter.com \| share:	335

Fri May 29, 2020
		Be careful of bad actors infiltrating and exploiting our nation's weaknesses. Like this dude breaking windows last night source: twitter.com \| share:	106
		Do you want to go all 'Homer Simpson' and have your own nuclear reactor control panel? Here's a decommissioned one that's up for sale source: theverge.com \| share:	36
		And here's Woody Allen, playing the victim card source: nme.com \| share:	41

Thu May 28, 2020
		"I'm so drunk right now. I really shouldn't be flying this plane. We didn't punt on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock punted on us. Anyway, go out and win that football game or whatever" source: foxnews.com \| share:	16
		"I'm so drunk right now. I really shouldn't be flying this plane. We didn't punt on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock punted on us. Anyway, go out and win that football game or whatever" source: foxnews.com \| share:	16
		Shelter in place has dropped hospitalizations by a factor of 2-3, says study soon to be ignored by your wingnut uncle source: minnpost.com \| share:	23
		Nissan closes factory in Spain to move production to the UK source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	16

Wed May 27, 2020
		Trump supporters worry that time is running out for his campaign to define and skewer Biden. The Onion: we beat that dead horse all the way to the glue factory years ago, suck it source: politico.com \| share:	64

Tue May 26, 2020
		So long Admiral Paris, good bye George Costanza's boss Mr. Wilhelm, vaya con dios T.J. Hooker's boss. Actor Richard Herd has passed away at 87 source: deadline.com \| share:	31
		So, payback for Grown UPS 2? source: yahoo.com \| share:	19
		So, payback for Grown UPS 2? source: yahoo.com \| share:	19
		Better Call Mike for the unluckiest Emmy nominee ever source: goldderby.com \| share:	37

Fri May 22, 2020
		In a time where Hollywood is full of sell-outs and greed, we have John Kra..... oh wait.. nevermind source: msn.com \| share:	35
		British theatre is on the brink of collapse source: nme.com \| share:	14
		"Have YOU donated 110,000 masks to rural Texas hospitals? Be a lot cooler if you did" source: thehill.com \| share:	11
		Oklahoma builds a seven story Elon Musk statue so he'll build a factory in Oklahoma. Guess Oklahoma noticed what an egotistical creep Elon is. It might work source: nypost.com \| share:	16

Thu May 21, 2020
		Jason Derulo attempts Tik-Tok's 'Eat corn attached to a power drill' challenge. Let's watch the hilarity ensue, shall we? source: pagesix.com \| share:	22
		Actor Jeremy Renner is a portobello mushroom, you're argument is invalid source: jezebel.com \| share:	31
		Attempted Murder-Suicide ends with unsuccessful murder but successful suicide, so glass half full? source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	44
(Some Guy)		Fox Nation to start streaming 'Duck Dynasty' on June 1st. Both subscribers ecstatic source: mediaplaynews.com \| share:	12
		Jennifer Lopez's captive makes his Instagram debut source: independent.co.uk \| share:	16

Wed May 20, 2020
		"In honor of sycophants, and sneaky little bastards everywhere" - Let's hear it for the Eddie Haskells in our lives . Can't live with them, can't live without them, and sometimes you want to kill them source: blog.timesunion.com \| share:	12
		Batwoman leaves Batwoman. Still not enough for CW not to renew a series source: news.avclub.com \| share:	144

Tue May 19, 2020
		Was the phrase "boiling toothpaste" used in a headline about: (a) a mishap at a Crest factory, (b) Florida Woman v. Florida Man's genitals, or (c) Martian mud volcanoes source: bbc.com \| share:	6

Mon May 18, 2020
		Awwwww golly. Eddie Haskell's no longer playing with the Beaver source: tmz.com \| share:	46
		Awwwww golly. Eddie Haskell's no longer playing with the Beaver source: tmz.com \| share:	46
		A report from a military contractor purporting to show that COVID-19 escaped from the Wuhan Institute of Virology "is an illustrated guide on how not to do open source analysis." Good thing no one in the U.S. government would take such a thing seriously source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	93

Sat May 16, 2020
		All these crazy alien creatures in Star Wars, The Mandalorian decides to add an Olyphant source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	75

Fri May 15, 2020
		Official guidance suggests those without a permanent sexual partner come to mutually satisfactory agreements with like-minded individuals source: theguardian.com \| share:	57
		Matt Damon is trapped in Ireland quarantine and he's bloody luvin' it. Maaaatt Ooo'Daaaammmmmonnn source: theguardian.com \| share:	29
		Assault rifle-totting fun police roll up to disarm a guy walking around in a knight outfit carrying a sword... letting him go on his way.after taking a picture with him source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	81
		Motherfarker source: yahoo.com \| share:	22

Thu May 14, 2020
		Tom Hanks drawn into bizarre feud between his son and Tekashi Stoolpigeon source: nme.com \| share:	11
		Carrie Fisher's family does not want her to become a Disney princess source: wegotthiscovered.com \| share:	32
		The next Mi$ion: Impo$$ible film i$ being $plit into two part$, but it'$ a my$tery a$ to why source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	9
		The EU suspends delivery of 10 million masks after quality control was apparently hidden by the factories source: apnews.com \| share:	5

Wed May 13, 2020
		The greatest American Rock & Roll band of all time .... Ready, Set, Go source: fatherly.com \| share:	82
		The best stunts and special effects from when the former were performed by the lead actor, and the latter did not involve computers source: youtube.com \| share:	3
		The discovery of "trefoil factors" is a breakthrough in mucus research that could help patients breathe easy. "Samoa variables" and "Do-si-do channels" still being scouted source: eurekalert.org \| share:	3
		'Twilight' actor eats out of cans like a wild animal. A wild animal that owns a can opener and a spoon source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	30
		That charged confrontation between Elon and California over the Tesla factory seems to be fading with plans to bring back on line source: apnews.com \| share:	9

Tue May 12, 2020
		Pennsylvania factory cancels Trump visit after worrying that he could give their workers cooties source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	53

Mon May 11, 2020
		Youngstown, Ohio goes from grifter to mark as a beverage can CEO has constantly reassured the city council he intends to build and operate a factory there since 2016 source: propublica.org \| share:	13
		Having trouble with your Shakespeare homework? Why not ask Patrick Stewart, Tamsin Greig, or David Tennant for help...for real? source: standard.co.uk \| share:	11

Sun May 10, 2020
		Duke's Arkansas sucks source: news-gazette.com \| share:	4

Fri May 08, 2020
		While he appreciates the gesture, and would like to remind the NYPD he is sober now and has not taken possession, Pete Davidson begs fans to stop leaving drugs on his mother's doorstep source: decider.com \| share:	60
		Andrew Cuomo wants Robert de Niro to play him in the Covid-19 pandemic movie source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	17

Thu May 07, 2020
		Star voice actors of 'Trolls World Tour' suddenly realize their backend bonus pay is linked to box office returns, which may not apply when film is sent to VOD source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	30
		OK Farkers, time to show off source: boredpanda.com \| share:	124

Wed May 06, 2020
		Ryan Reynolds has lost all sense of temporality, wonders if we're in year five of quarantine source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	8
		Judi Dench hated Cats too, says her costume was like "five foxes f*cking on my back" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	36
		As Trump tours a factory, the PA plays "Live and Let Die". At least it wasn't something by the WHO source: bbc.com \| share:	55
		Ant-Man director addresses yet another Marvel continuity error source: digitalspy.com \| share:	48

Tue May 05, 2020
		Former Toronto mayor Rob Ford will be smoking crack and eating Hot Pockets in a new TV series source: variety.com \| share:	15
		Of course Trump didn't wear a face mask when he visited a face mask factory source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	68
		California sues Uber and Lyft alleging misclassification of contractors source: cnbc.com \| share:	4
		Coronavirus could keep theaters closed for a year, warn people clearly unfamiliar with prominent American death cults source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	32
		Hate crimes against Chinese soaring during COVID crisis source: news.sky.com \| share:	87
		Everyone has a twin. This photographer found 30 sets of people who look identical to each other yet aren't blood-related. FB denies all responsibility source: boredpanda.com \| share:	94
		We all deserve a few minutes of Dwayne The Rock Johnson source: boredpanda.com \| share:	14

Mon May 04, 2020
		No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to divulge how much you wanted an Aston Martin, and how much Aston Martin reneged source: jalopnik.com \| share:	10

Sun May 03, 2020
		Although Kevin Smith is a huge fan, he doesn't want to direct or write for the MCU. "Look at the behind-the-scenes things, the Russo Brothers worked on Endgame for a year. It's worth it, but I don't have that kind of talent, tolerance, or patience" source: cheatsheet.com \| share:	73
		Although Kevin Smith is a huge fan, he doesn't want to direct or write for the MCU. "Look at the behind-the-scenes things, the Russo Brothers worked on Endgame for a year. It's worth it, but I don't have that kind of talent, tolerance, or patience" source: cheatsheet.com \| share:	73

Sat May 02, 2020
		Hafthor lifts haftonne source: cnn.com \| share:	25
		Joey Pants hit by car source: foxnews.com \| share:	25
		Let us now praise the subtle genius of Leslie Nielsen source: news.avclub.com \| share:	69

Fri May 01, 2020
		Christopher Lloyd just loved torturing that poor little shoe in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	38

Thu April 30, 2020
		Isolation Stories is the best new show you aren't watching, made during the pandemic source: deadline.com \| share:	2
		Trump's top domestic policy adviser Joe Grogan resigns, presumably to focus more on podcast, comedy routine, pitching 'Fear Factory' remake source: politico.com \| share:	44
		Holy crap when did driving a tractor become like flying the space shuttle source: youtube.com \| share:	76

Wed April 29, 2020
		Who's the hardest working man in show business during the Covid-19 lockdowns? You guessed it, Matthew McConaughey source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	13
		The Hudson River will glow a little less as of Thursday as the Indian Point Nuclear Plant shutters another reactor source: news4jax.com \| share:	73
		Lyft announces plans to lay off nearly 1,000 employees and furlough another 268, stunning industry observers who didn't realize Lyft actually HAD employees and not just independent contractors source: thehill.com \| share:	10
		Kate Hudson is a master at bikini .... Gone source: people.com \| share:	47
		Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for all that sweet, sweet inheritance money being battled in court source: doyouremember.com \| share:	22
		Life of Pi star Irrfan Khan dead at 53 after encountering Enterprise in the Mutara nebula source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	16
		Life of Pi star Irrfan Khan dead at 53 after encountering Enterprise in the Mutara nebula source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	16

Mon April 27, 2020
		Good news: Chiropractor offices are opening in Kentucky today, so you can drive away that Covid-19 with a good dose of snake oil source: courier-journal.com \| share:	73

Sun April 26, 2020
		Hasbro factory making 50,000 face shields per week for hospitals in Massachusetts and Rhode Island. While they won't have a Monopoly on manufacturing, they hope to help reduce the Risk source: wjactv.com \| share:	23

Fri April 24, 2020
		The goddam Batman doesn't know how to wear a goddam mask on the streets of Gotham source: pagesix.com \| share:	30
		The goddam Batman doesn't know how to wear a goddam mask on the streets of Gotham source: pagesix.com \| share:	30
		Nintendo confirms you're not the only one who has access to your Nintendo Network ID account. Time to 1-Up 2-Factor Authentication source: kotaku.com \| share:	12
		Piles of fake dead crisis actors seen in Brazil. Probably just trying to make Trump (Bolsanaro - whatever... the same thing) look bad source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	70

Thu April 23, 2020
		The Sopranos' actors Michael Imperioli and Steve Schirripa talk about life in isolation, and how their characters would react to the deadly coronavirus crisis. So yeah, you're gonna die a horrible death source: gq.com \| share:	8
		Tractor Supply finds a field of green source: marketwatch.com \| share:	8
		Good data (with limitations acknowledged) re hospitalization rates and correlating factors. Age is a risk factor, most (but not all) hospitalized patients have underlying conditions, not necessarily at a much higher rate than the general population source: cdc.gov \| share:	52
		Corona De Vries, age 8, and his new friend Tom Hanks make the news. Another case of Tom just being himself. He is wonderful source: nypost.com \| share:	4

Wed April 22, 2020
		Tom Holland says he's been "a little bit" productive in quarantine source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	1
		Dr. Anthony Fauci tells 7-year-old that the Tooth Fairy won't catch the virus source: france24.com \| share:	6
		Salma Hayek something something dumber something about directors. Sorry, I got distracted by the banner picture source: pagesix.com \| share:	38

Tue April 21, 2020
		Trump thought it'd be a good idea to publish a weird tweet featuring a video in which Barack Obama's face was superimposed onto an actor's body. It was a timely reminder: Trump can't shake his preoccupation with his immediate predecessor source: msnbc.com \| share:	58
		While there are Covidiots crawling the earth demanding the freedom to be infected, Real Patriots volunteered to live in a factory for a month to manufacture plastic for PPE source: cnn.com \| share:	110
		Supergirl's fifth season will give Lex Luthor a do-over source: digitalspy.com \| share:	24

Mon April 20, 2020
		Man whose father worked in a slave labor camp decides to see if he can put a name to the man in a picture that's been around for decades. Not only finds the man's name, and a connection to his father, but also to an actor from "Hogan's Heroes" source: tabletmag.com \| share:	62
		Bob Odenkirk says it's all good man while discussing his son's recovery from coronavirus source: pagesix.com \| share:	17
		Who are you to argue with Idris Elba? source: independent.co.uk \| share:	14

Sun April 19, 2020
		Weeks into grand experiment of "Trolls World Tour" on VOD for $20 a rental, two problems are apparent. Parents have no willpower to resist their kid's request to watch it again and again, and smart kids use the remote to rent it on their own source: amp.cinemablend.com \| share:	20

Sat April 18, 2020
		DHS warns COVID-19 changes potential terror targets. Good god, they are right. We need armed guards at all toilet paper factories ASAP source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	29

Fri April 17, 2020
		Just when you thought things couldn't get worse, John Depp joins Instagram source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	13

Thu April 16, 2020
		The world missed its chance to see Wolverine's butthole source: indiewire.com \| share:	11
		Wanna star in Martin Scorsese's new film? source: nme.com \| share:	13
		That plague of locusts that ate Africa earlier in the year? Here comes one now that's twenty times as large, and "by June the size of the swarms could grow by a factor of 500" source: wired.com \| share:	31
		One of Hollywood's greatest actors has passed away at age 81. RIP - Brian Dennehy source: tmz.com \| share:	100
(Some Guy)		Bella Thorne removed clothes on Instagram. Something about showing boobies or was it the color blue. I can't remember and you're not still reading this anyways source: theblast.com \| share:	39
		I see dead acting careers coming back to life source: pagesix.com \| share:	26
		I see dead acting careers coming back to life source: pagesix.com \| share:	26
		The secret to beating the Corona virus? Giant's milk source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	15
		The actors didn't like it, the director didn't like it, and the fans didn't like it. So how come Thor 2: The Dark World made $200 million more than the first Thor movie? source: hindustantimes.com \| share:	78

Wed April 15, 2020
		Tractor trailer carrying paper towels spontaneously combusts. Water poured on it was quickly absorbed. Story was picked up quickly, though source: wtae.com \| share:	29
		You might want to sit down for this: chiropractors are giving people false information about COVID-19. I know, I was shocked too. Well, not so shocked source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	99
		Tom Hardy is reading six new bedtime stories for your kids on CBeebies source: deadline.com \| share:	12

Tue April 14, 2020
		Well that smurfin' smurfs source: movieweb.com \| share:	23
		So why are we shut down for COVID-19, and weren't for SARS, MERS, swine flu, or ebola? Two factors: Virulence and deadliness. Those diseases only had one or the other. COVID has both source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	51
		Brian Cox filming a whodunnit with several other stars--all participating and filming their scenes from home in isolation source: deadline.com \| share:	14
		The 'Red Dawn' Emails: 8 key exchanges on the faltering response to the Coronavirus. Wait, I thought it couldn't affect wolverines, because of their mutant healing factor source: alternet.org \| share:	44

Sun April 12, 2020
		Richard E. Grant thought that not only would Hudson Hawk be the nadir of his career, it would be the end of it source: nme.com \| share:	41
		Richard E. Grant thought that not only would Hudson Hawk be the nadir of his career, it would be the end of it source: nme.com \| share:	41

Sat April 11, 2020
		Timothy Brown DEA*D source: people.com \| share:	50

Fri April 10, 2020
		Proving once again that the Disney curse is real, former Disney star starts a shocking new life - as a nurse source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	13
		Proving once again that the Disney curse is real, former Disney star starts a shocking new life - as a nurse source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	13

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