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Mon May 23, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Madison Cawthorn continues to have a very bad 2022
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(Central Illinois Proud)
 
 
 
Thieves take $23,000 in merchandise from Normal Walmart. Bizarro Walmart unscathed
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Sat May 21, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nebraska anglers unhappie with crappie citations. Sappie tag not available
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The group that published video of Madison Cawthorn is now going after Lauren Boebert for financial matters
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Wed May 18, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Venezuelan cardiologist charged with 'designing and selling ransomware,' being in-network
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Tue May 17, 2022
(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
Two men on trial for plot to blow up California Democratic HQ, one played the "white privilege" card. Literally
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Sun May 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Not your everyday arrest"
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Sat May 14, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lil Keed Lil Dead
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Tue May 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Data suggests 40% of bitcoin investors are now underwater. Mr. Krabs, Boss Nass, and Namor urge fellow cryptobros to buy the dip
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Mon May 09, 2022
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
It's so hot even the desert is on fire
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Woman gets all dressed up to go condom shopping, engages in kinky foreplay with employees instead
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Sun May 08, 2022
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple's Director of Machine Learning, Ian Goodfellow, announces his resignation to protest return-to-office initiative, will presumably stay home with his shinebox
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Tue May 03, 2022
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Aggressive horse moved off of Assateague Island, Maryland. Will be relocated to Texas, where he should fit right in
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver's coven attempts to quantify how badly Elon Musk is underestimating the global village's number of idiots
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Sat April 30, 2022
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Paraglider gets caught in tree near Poo Poo Point
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Fri April 29, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Waste Management facility converted to incinerator
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Tropicana is making a cereal that is to be paired with OJ. Sounds like a killer breakfast
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Anthony is my great, great friend. He's one of my best friends. Anthony is my dear, dear friend. I love him so much. He's one of the greatest guys." Oops
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tyler, the Creator shoots back to #1 on the Billboard 200 with Call Me if You Get Lost. Maybe they should just try Hare Krishna
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pringle's been arrested for producing donuts, claiming once he popped he couldn't stop
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Sat April 23, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ding dong ditch gets teen click boom blasted with shotgun
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Fri April 22, 2022
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Government: Hey, restaurant owner, you didn't pay $900,000 in wages. Restaurant owner: Oops, I forgot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Government: Ok, just pay it back and we're square
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Thu April 21, 2022
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Wisconsin. It's wherre the pirrates shop
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
If the 3 train carrying 1000 passengers leaves the Brownsville station at 6:45 AM going 20 mph and hits 2 people, how long were they already dead?
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Wed April 20, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American workers, 2021: take this job and shove it. 2022: again, harder this time
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"'Marina, there's a bear in the bakery.' My first response was: 'Have you been drinking?'" Clearly, he's smarter than the average orso
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Coachella wristband tickets from SeatGeek allegedly turned out to be ordinary wristbands
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tesla Shanghai demonstrates innovative employee work-life balance initiative
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Microwaving? That proves he's crazy, fry sauté, broil or bake are the only ways to cook meat
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
Pharma Broke
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Wed April 13, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Yes way
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Mon April 11, 2022
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Six Flags Mr. Freeze ride adds new Mr. Smoke feature, sends four to the hospital
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Sat April 09, 2022
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
If your posh suburban home has been invaded by a wild turkey, no cops are available and professional turkey wranglers cost too much, this lady has a trick to make it leave: just invite it to stay for dinner
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Fri April 08, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida woman accused of using cat to batter girlfriend
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Kentucky's version of Lauren Boebert
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"Rude person" helps woman win $10M after bumping her into pressing the wrong button on a scratch off lottery machine
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Schmucks huck Zuck bucks. F*ck
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
This dead actor appeared in films with legends from the Golden Age of Hollywood like Marlon Brando, Rod Steiger, Marilyn Monroe, Tony Curtis, John Wayne, Lee Marvin, Henry Fonda, and lots more. This actor died yesterday
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(Axios)
 
 
 
No poop for you
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Fri April 01, 2022
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
You are telling me that there are even more water problems in Arizona?
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"Bug". Sure, let's go with that
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Anti-abortion activist house is raided, and you'll never guess how many fetuses were found in her house. Ok, it was 5
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Wed March 30, 2022
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Anti-Abortion activist asks for Abortion, gets felony. Hopefully they get the full term for felony
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Mon March 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN describes CODA as, "A film about a deaf girl taking care of her parents, became the first film from a streaming service to win best picture." Does CNN have editors anymore?
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Man buries spiked boards to flatten tires on cop cars that do speed enforcement -- he's caught in the act
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman crosses finish line of LA half marathon, then crosses finished line
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Tue March 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
You think your job is boring? According to a new study, these are the worst
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It makes pancakes, waffles, AND cat6 cable? That really is a Great Value
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Woman visits casinos, manages to lose none of her money. But she did lose $5.3 million of other people's money
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Sat March 19, 2022
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida man incites pickle incident
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Drama found in writer's room at Grey's Anatomy
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Cord Cutters News)
 
 
 
The Warner Bros.-Discovery merger also means both companies' streaming platforms will merge, because money
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Headline: People regret quitting their jobs. Article: People are OK with quitting their jobs
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Sun March 13, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Texas election administrator proved she was a shiatty boss by tricking employees into drinking Colon Blow
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Sat March 12, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
MA-based Dunkin' is halting further investments in Russia. How do you like them donuts?
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
The hipsters have finally reached the digital age: compact disc sales highest since 2004
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
49.1 tons of American cheese, 22.3 tons of pinto beans, 1.6 tons of Folger's, 1.4 tons of instant mashed potatoes, and over 5,000 gallons of mayonnaise. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff
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Thu March 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Paying increasingly inordinate amounts of money to squish into narrow metal tubes filled with flammable chemicals, infectious viral diseases, and angry noisy drunken yahoos is still popular for some reason
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Wed March 09, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You too can re-live memories of your favourite Halifax nightclub with a square of sticky carpet for just £5
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Russia finally wins first place without doping
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Miss MAGA Alabama Zoe Sozo Bethel took her balcony plunge in a stupor fueled by drugs. It's still unclear when the car struck her, as conservatives claimed at first
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Mon March 07, 2022
(WTRF Wheeling)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Man gets harpoon stuck in his penis because he allegedly didn't make his wife dinner
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uber is rolling
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Wed March 02, 2022
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Apparently, roller-skating is making a comeback because of increased Google searches during the pandemic, and if these trends continue...eyyyyy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"His community...his country, and the justice system killed his spirit and his zest for life"
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Tue March 01, 2022
(9 News)
 
 
 
Colorado homeowners discover their house has a load limit of "100-150 juveniles"
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(Daily Nebraskan)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk, and Nebraskan is no way to go through life, son
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Fri February 25, 2022
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Roane County Sheriff's Office having hard time figuring out if body of man found stuffed in tote along Highway was murdered or just ended up that way of natural causes
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Wed February 23, 2022
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
Surveillance? Humiliation? If this is for you, they are currently hiring
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Tue February 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peloton classes apparently livestreamed from Ukraine, or something
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene wants you to know that she's not crazy. You are
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Thu February 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Uber will now let you see what a dick you've been
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Some Skyline Chili cans recalled because they may have soup in them. They should recall all Skyline Chili cans because it's definitely not chili
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Wed February 16, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apparently people really like staying at other people's houses
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Tue February 15, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
News: Condos host bondage, strippers, orgies, and Nazis. Fark: Roblox condos
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Mon February 14, 2022
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The settlement negotiations in the lawsuits stemming from the Surfside Condo collapse are pitting survivors of the collapse against the families of those who died in the accident. isn't our legal system grand?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How long does it take you to tell someone you love them?
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Thu February 10, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Clearly, Ubisoft execs finally understand how worthless NFTs are because they're trying to pay their employees with them
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon man clearly outdoes Florida man. Granted, Josephine County is Oregon's Florida
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Tue February 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
It turns out they have unique outfits for every occasion
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Mon February 07, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Possible dork in gorilla costume spotted near a lake in Kansas, and some believe it was Bigfoot
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Sat February 05, 2022
(Barnacle Beat)
 
 
 
Bend, Oregon trades boots for barnacles
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Fri February 04, 2022
(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Own an RV and on the road? You can park it for free at this rather nice restaurant chain
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Wed February 02, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man steals $1,442 worth of fragrances from a beauty store. Police suspect his hideout is in the olfactory district
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(CNN)
 
 
 
They didn't miss when they came at the king, but at least they've been arrested
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Thu January 27, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
What is the weapon from the West that Russia fears most concerning its invasion of Ukraine? It's known as SWIFT and will cut the country off from the global banking system
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby's wife used to work for these big-box masquerading as a coop farkers. Their handling of the pandemic was trash. Here's hoping this unionizing picks up traction across more REI stores
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Small-government Republican congressman orders staff to buy him $100+ gifts of beer and food for Christmas, pay for a party for his daughter, and run errands and move furniture for his wife--who had the power to promote or fire anyone on staff
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Sun January 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republican official goes out of her way to prove that Republicans value money over lives
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