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Sat June 25, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Car dealership has new job opening
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Car dealership has new job opening
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Thu June 23, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk accidentally admits he's a terrible businessman
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Gas station that fired manager who accidentally sold gas for 69 cents per gallon is declining GoFundMe money. I can't tell if that's nice or not
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
We still don't know what caused the Surfside Condos to collapse
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Tue June 21, 2022
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Remember the Japanese man who accidentally received an entire town's COVID stimulus funding and lost all $343,800 in online gambling? Then the town recovered "most" of it? Well, that's been upgraded to "all" of it
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Famous Hong Kong floating restaurant with "uncertain future destination" un-fathomably capsizes at sea in over 1000 Meters of water
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman orders Jimmy John's. News: Driver drops it like a hot potato in the middle of her driveway. FARK plot twist: For a $2.18 tip
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you know why I pulled you over kid?
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ukrainian farmers poisoned cherries to hurt Russian soldiers
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Wed June 15, 2022
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Remember that gas station that accidentally charged 69 cents a gallon last week? They've fixed the glitch
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Mon June 13, 2022
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Crews free one trapped in manure truck accident. Victim said to hate manure, and also Marty
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
One kid dead on a Peloton treadmill = federal CPSC recall within months. Hundreds of kids dead from -accidental- gun discharges over several years = crickets. - Rep. Katie Porter speaking truth
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Wed June 08, 2022
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Assault trains attack again. Subby lives a mile from here and can confirm drivers regularly go around the gate arms
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
1 dead and 30 people injured in Germany after driver plows into crowd in an attack that is sure to be mentioned by AR-15 advocates repeatedly for the next 5 years
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Tue June 07, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sorry, you thought you were signing up for Obamacare but accidentally signed up for a religious cult instead. Hey, at least the site was working
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler attacked by the ghost of Bob Barker
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(Wikipedia)
 
Hero
 
Happy 90th Birthday to Dave Scott, who dropped a hammer and a feather on the moon to show that they would land at the same time, just as Galileo predicted. He is also noted for almost being in the first fatal accident in space with Neil Armstrong
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Fri June 03, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Today's contender for Most "San Francisco" Headline of the Week
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Thu June 02, 2022
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
"After Eddie's motorcycle accident, he found out that he had a brain tumor. From there, "shiat kept stacking up and stacking up. It just never let up"
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Tue May 31, 2022
(WHEC Rochester)
 
 
 
Juuusst a little to the right.. watch your mirrors.. defy Newton, and... perfect
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Mon May 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Minnesota Viking Jeff Gladney killed in auto accident in Dallas
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Sun May 29, 2022
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Driver freaks out after a man attempts to send non-working product to Amazon by tossing it into a delivery van. Geez, everyone is so on edge these days
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
They grow up so fast. Agatha now a hurricane
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Art Contest Theme: Happiness. Show us your art that's sure to put smiles on people faces. Playful animals, silly people, joyful occasions, or happy little accidents. All media. New or old
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Child gets scared by Teletubby statue and destroys it, leaving his father with a $4,000 bill
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby was recently gifted a bottle of strawberry flavored bourbon, and discovered that it's utter crap. It isn't even fit to be poured down the drain. What other booze atrocities have you come across, either accidentally or intentionally?
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senator Manchin (D-uh) accidentally discovers the purpose of representative government
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Georgia announces plans to reinstitute science requirements in school, starting with Isaac Newton's theories
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Motel 6. We'll leave the clothes off for you
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Mon May 23, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Every Noel Gallagher headbutt is deserved, even the accidental ones during sports celebrations
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Some B3tan)
 
 
 
Previews of Ontological Preparations
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Japanese man who accidentally received an entire town's COVID stimulus funding and disappeared with the money? They found him and he already spent all the money online gambling
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Marine scientists accidentally discover that disco lights kill scallops by making them more susceptible to trap fishing, boogie fever
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Celebrated Mexican archaeologist wins a major award, mostly for all his determined leg work. And no, it's not Italian either
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Jack Stands is a good guy. Make sure you get a hold of Jack Stands before you work on your car. Jack Stands just may save your life
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Tue May 17, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The first shot was as accident, but we're not sure about the other eight
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The D.C. Metro's GM and COO just resigned for once again overseeing the spread of flagrant safety violations. Don't worry, though, it's not the rail cars, tracks, or escalators this time. Just that almost half their train operators aren't certified
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules if you are accidentally declared dead you stay dead
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Noticeably absent from the list: mayo
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Sat May 14, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
You know that guy who accidentally got 46.3 million yen which was the entire town's COVID-19 relief? He's apparently a ninja as well
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
When babysitting infants, you expect napping, potty accidents, and empty bottles. But not from the babysitter
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Oil and water don't mix, especially if you're streaming yourself cooking on Twitch
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Wed May 11, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
You accidentally started a forest fire with a lit road flare because you were tying to frighten off some BUGS with it, and you are the Fire Chief as well? Are you from Florida by any chance? Akita Prefecture? Well, we have a tag for you anyways
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion's Exclusive Interview With North Carolina Representative Madison Cawthorn
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
8 miners are missing after an accident in Burkina Faso. Managers of the mine insist that they be allowed to leave the country. Would you believe they planned the trip *months* ago? What about they only get so many days of vacation every year?
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Kyiv Post)
 
 
 
Russia officially states that the sinking of the Moskva was due to an accident. What's not an accident is that means that they don't have to pay compensation to the families of those that died
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Guy opens state of the art hot dog stand with no drive-through lane -- until a week later
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Thu May 05, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Worker got stuck in bread machine, kneaded help but none came. Now she's risen to loaftier heights. Double Fark: This same accident happen days before to another worker in the same state
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(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Cracker barrels into Cracker Barrel
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones involved in a "minor car accident." Unclear how many minors were killed, injured
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones involved in a "minor car accident." Unclear how many minors were killed, injured
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Sad: Mechanic at car dealership dies during an oil change. Less Sad: His family sues the owner Fark: of the car that was getting the oil change
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Wed May 04, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Authorities say body found in Lake Mead is a man who was shot decades ago. Fat Tony says the body was a "tourist" who "accidentally fell" into a barrel which then rolled into the lake and caused him to "drown"
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Beauty Hax0r)
 
 
 
I used eyelash glue to give her fuller lips, and accidentally glued my wife's lips together. Now she's not speaking to me
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
*Muffled voice* "Lemme outta here" *knock, knock, knock* "Hello? Helllllooo"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Plastered party pilot pushes pedal-pub past peril point, passengers petrified. Police probing predicament ponder potential PUI proceedings
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Some Seltzer)
 
 
 
If a crashed truck spills White Claw all over the road, where do you bury the survivors?
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Sat April 30, 2022
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
The Minnow was lost, but hull of doomed Hokkaido tour boat has finally been found at 400 feet below
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Thu April 28, 2022
(WLWT)
 
 
 
School board member accidentally misspells link in social media post. Then things get worse and worse
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Do you know those "Watch out for motorcycles" stickers? Well, this is why
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Wed April 27, 2022
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Five reasons why landlines are better than cellular phones. Six, if you add exercising your arm on their hand crank
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Mon April 25, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cary Elwes airlifted to hospital after being bitten by a rattlesnake. Hopefully he won't have to saw his own foot off
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Jared Padalecki lucky to have survived bad car accident. Although if he hadn't, Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins would bring him back
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Sun April 24, 2022
(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Ride scared the shiat out of him
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Well, it's no cocaine-fueled orgy, but it's a start
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If you kill a kid's parents while driving drunk in Tennessee, you now have to pay child support. This sounds ... pretty damn reasonable, actually
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Thu April 21, 2022
(WJCL Savannah)
 
 
 
Good guy with a gun accidentally shoots dumb guy with his own gun
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
If the 3 train carrying 1000 passengers leaves the Brownsville station at 6:45 AM going 20 mph and hits 2 people, how long were they already dead?
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Tesla crashes...into a marijuana dispensary...on 4/20
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Tue April 19, 2022
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
22-year-old crushed to death in mixing machine accident at bread facility. *D'OUGH*
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Bruno Fernandes involved in car crash. Said to be OK, the same cannot be said for Man's Champions League, League Cup, FA Cup, or Premiership title hopes
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Bow and arrow wielding maniac runs amok on Las Vegas highway. Thankfully, no one took 1d6 damage
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Fri April 15, 2022
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man takes a page out of South Dakota AG's book of lies
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Having stage 4 colon cancer and driving on icy roads for a chemo appointment might sound like the worst kind of day, at least until a freight train became involved
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Ever seen a car ripped in half? Now you have
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Impaling not Vlad the Impaler's fault
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
After Russia's Black Sea flagship accidentally caught fire, other war ships are moving away from the Ukrainian coast so that they don't accidentally catch fire too
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Discover)
 
 
 
Scientists accidentally see someone's life flashing before their eyes
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Deadly pedestrian accidents rise 200 percent in Maine as locals are still adjusting to those newfangled horseless carriages
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Mon April 11, 2022
(CityBeat)
 
 
 
Today on "Accidentally Left-Wing," J.D. Vance inadvertently endorses abolishing the electoral college
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Sat April 09, 2022
(7 News Australia)
 
 
 
Father takes 4-year-old daughter down metal tube slide in new multi-million dollar playground. Should be safe, right?
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Fri April 08, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Russian commander accidentally says the quiet part out loud (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Wars, climate change, covid, American Politics -- what else can happen to drive you into the bunkers? How about 4 episodes of the Gen 5 My Little Pony cartoon? End times indeed
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Thu April 07, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Looks like Sunny got herself into a very bad Sytch-uation
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In the list of unusual deaths, "being struck down by a Hobby Horse" deserves to be at the head of the list
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man claims to have "accidentally" shot his wife, who was found with 6 gunshot and 2 stab wounds. Must have been some accident
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Eric Boehlert, a sane voice who regularly calls out BS in politics, killed in a bicycle accident
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Tue April 05, 2022
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Given the price of gas, that's probably a half a million dollar accident
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Mon April 04, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
Weeners
 
Spirit airlines passenger arrested after accidentally boarding Southwest Airlines flight
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
University professor accidentally shows a group of sweet innocent teenagers something they swear they have never seen before
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC isn't expected to give Alec Baldwin's Match Game another shot
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Can't improve on this headline: San Ysidro man staying positive after surviving electricity accident
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Fri April 01, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
South Dakota attorney general, the state's top law-enforcement official, used his position to wriggle out of as many as a dozen traffic tickets in the two years leading up to the night he struck and killed a pedestrian while dicking with his phone
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Sat March 26, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Cops purposely kill someone? Protected immunity. Medical professional accidentally kills someone? Time for some red state justice
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Fri March 25, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Xenobots made from frog cells accidently reproduce, smarmy chaotician heard saying, "Life, uh... finds a way"
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Somebody should make a TV show about this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kremlin declines to refute reports that Defense Minister Shoigu is in poor health. Commence speculation on the right about whether he's dealing with polonium flu, a sudden lead imbalance, or the effects of a 3rd floor BASE jumping accident
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Tue March 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 27 of WW3: Russia can produce no more tanks and accidentally reveals casualty numbers, breaks off WW2 peace talks with Japan. Zelenskyy meets with the Pope and Ukraine counterattacks west of Kyiv. It's your Tuesday Ukraine War thread
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"That's a shame. Where's the blow?" "Oh well. Let's short the airline. Anyone seen my lunch hooker?" "Does this mean I get another bonus for not being on the plane? AND WHERE'S MY LIMO TO THE HAMPTONS? And my hooker"
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Mon March 21, 2022
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Two Florida Men die in a motorcycle collision while doing wheelies. When two Florida Men collide, there can be only none
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rare Alabama blacksnake spotted for only the second time in 60 years, and it ain't too goddamn beaucoup, neither
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia's elite wants to eliminate Putin, they have already chosen a successor... you guessed it, Frank Stallone
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Police say the Florida bridge tender who accidentally sent a 79-year-old woman plummeting to her death texted back and forth with her boss about the best way to lie about it. Now delete this headline so the cops won't find it
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Fri March 18, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Indian teen gets sickle lodged in his head while sleeping in freak accident after falling out of bed. Grim Reaper says he was no where near him wishing death
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Indian teen gets sickle lodged in his head while sleeping in freak accident after falling out of bed. Grim Reaper says he was no where near him wishing death
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that fiery crash that killed a bunch of college golfers? A 13-year-old was driving the pickup truck
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Employee who posted YouTube videos slamming the product he's beta-testing is SHOCKED to learn his employer doesn't approve
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Cafe is closed. Gopher out front should have told you
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Tue March 15, 2022
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
He would be a hero if he had used throttle instead of brakes
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Mon March 14, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pete Alonso feels "blessed" after his car flipped three times. Blessed is not getting in a wreck in the first place
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Sat March 12, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
City workers hired to remove tribute to black DC Superheroes mural from Ally Bank accidentally destroy beer mural honoring hippies & lotuses on other side for good measure
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Thu March 10, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Things are kind of tense now, India. Perhaps it's not the best time to accidentally lob a missile at Pakistan
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Tue March 08, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Being trapped in a war zone is bad enough, being trapped in Chernobyl in a war zone is a special level of suck
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Mon March 07, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Pro-Brexit minister and Upper-class Twit of the Year Jacob Rees-Mogg exposes how farked the London-Russian banking money pipeline is. Fark: By accident
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Sun March 06, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Boxing champ blinded by black beans in pressure cooker." What is this I don't even
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Sat March 05, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
Happy National Cheese Doodle Day. What color are your fingers, Farkers?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Hey, this house looks nothing like it did in the pictures
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Mon February 28, 2022
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
The police in Houston appear to be bored after fatally shooting a suspect so they decided to up the ante and shoot themselves accidentally too
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