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headlines found matching 'Accept'
Fri May 18, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out, there is a right way and a wrong way to accept a compliment
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Wed May 16, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gay hockey referee comes out, finds acceptance from fellow refs. Crowd still yells that he sucks
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Accepting transgender people is like allowing a man who thinks he's a bird to jump off a building"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Christian tour available in Washington, D.C. vows to do what others have been too afraid to attempt: Tell the untold story of how a persecuted Christian minority overcame oppression to help found a great nation that still does not accept them
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Sun May 13, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Surely the Trump administration couldn't make pulling out of the Iran nuclear deal any worse, right? John Bolton: "Challenge accepted"
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Fri May 11, 2018
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
You mean that a 6th grade teacher asking their students' HIV status before a class trip is unacceptable?
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bookmakers refuse £100 bet that Earth is flat. "I am sure that I am right, but willing to be proven wrong, a bookmaker just needs to step up to the plate and take my bet, I would have thought they would like the easy money"
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Is it no longer acceptable to make a Bugs Bunny joke?
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump's Nobel Peace Prize Acceptance Speech
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Meet Robin Hanson, a Libertarian economist who thinks men are owed sex, women are devious about sex, and that rape is an acceptable source of humor
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Wed April 25, 2018
(FStoppers)
 
 
 
'...nude buttocks are perfectly acceptable if "Photoshopped onto a public figure': Facebook updates its community standards guidelines
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Sun April 15, 2018
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
What really sucks about the world coming to a cataclysmic end a week from tomorrow is that the IRS won't accept that as an excuse to file your taxes late. Bunch of soulless bureaucrats, I tell ya
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Student: "I want to listen to music during the test." Teacher: "Sorry, no phones allowed." Student: "Challenge Accepted"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just accepted a great job offer with a company contingent on a background check. Criminally, I'm fine, but I was a sex worker. I called it freelance work on my resume. Is that the wrong kind of prostituting for business?"
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Wed April 11, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you are an F1 fan, then this is one of those rare times when it's acceptable to write 'good news' and 'ESPN' in the same headline
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anchors on Fox 5 DC have come under fire after they called an African American Houston teenager who was accepted to 20 different colleges "obnoxious," saying that he was depriving other hard-working students of spots at the schools
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Wed April 04, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Good news everyone - Bed, Bath & Beyond is accepting your Toys R Us gift cards, but you'd better hurry
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Tue April 03, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
India: Caste-based crimes are absolutely unacceptable in modern India. But look, let's not go *crazy* with investigating every last accusation that You People come up with
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Once again, it's time for the annual "Sorry, that college acceptance letter may just be a computer glitch"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ambitious senior applies to 20 colleges, with Harvard, Princeton, Northwestern, Yale, University of Pennsylvania, Stanford, Georgetown and Vanderbilt as his top picks. And gets accepted to all 8. Plus the other 12. With full rides to every single one
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We know you were expecting chocolate Easter eggs, kids, but in their place please accept this sack of rotten carrots. You're welcome
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bullied boy finds acceptance with rescue cat that has same rare condition. D'awwww
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Thu March 29, 2018
(AOL)
 
 
 
Please note: not everyone will accept your therapy goat
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cricket ball-tampering judged unacceptable by Sanitarium. This is 100% not a euphemism
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Mon March 26, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Jeff Fisher would probably accept Vince Young's apology, if only Vince could spell Jeff's name right
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a monogamous bisexual in my 20s. I prefer women, but have had casual sexual relationships with men; friends & family accept me. The most recent woman I dated called me gay and said I lied to her. Should I admit being bi to women?"
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Tue March 20, 2018
(YouGov)
 
 
 
Poll: More than half of Democrats say it's not acceptable to vote for a candidate who's done immoral things in his private life. Unless you're Bill Clinton of course
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking was a demon sent here to battle Billy Graham. Seriously. That's what it says
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Woman to landfill: Please help, I accidentally threw away three diamond rings and a bracelet. They're in a black bag. Landfill: Challenge accepted
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Internet to YouTube conspiracy theorists: Citation needed. YouTube: Challenge accepted
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Sat March 10, 2018
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Teacher mom arrested for assaulting another mom at their kids' little league baseball practice because victim wore "short shorts." Lady, this is Florida. Volleyball shorts, bikinis, one-piece suits are acceptable women's wear to little league games
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Voodoo dolls of bosses improve staff morale. HR now accepting applications from witch doctors
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to protect Sector 2814 (this movie will self-destruct in 15 seconds)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
When will time change admirers accept the truth that science proves them wrong? This needs to be settled before 2am Sunday
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Mon March 05, 2018
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Yeah that acceptance letter we sent you was incorrect. All the best
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Sun March 04, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Kumail Nanjiani is the early frontrunner for this year's Best Acceptance Speech
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Selfies are making us hate our noses and distorting our sense of bodily acceptance
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The third annual Fark Fiction Anthology is now accepting submissions. Details in thread
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
"I accept the fact that I made serious mistakes, but I still believe that I am a good person with much potential" Can we haz eye roll tag?
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Sun February 25, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Women are trying to hide their autism because it's not socially acceptable, and in doing so cause themselves more harm
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Former Bachelor "star" Chris Soules denied his appeal, because driving drunk and killing a person isn't acceptable behavior for a D-list celebrity, especially in Iowa
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal boxing trainer?
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Thu February 22, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I took my wife's name and my boss refuses to accept it"
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Come for Andrew W.K.'s acceptance speech, stay because the room gets dusty
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
6 pound Donair? Challenge accepted
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Tue February 20, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"They [Americans] have very low standards about the sources they accept as accurate, and yet aren't great at parsing fact from fiction on the Internet"
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Overly attached fangirl embeds GPS tracker in plush doll given to her favorite male idol group, tracking every breath they take and every move they make. Group announces they'll no longer accept gifts of stuffed animals, won't call the police
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Wed February 14, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Just when you thought quid pro quo politics were a thing of the past, here's Paul Ryan accepting a cool half million from his handlers. Come over to the Dark Money side. They have Lords too
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR FTFY: Can the US combat election interference if the US President refuses to accept it is happening?
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Researcher submits paper to ten journals studying the effects of Warp 10 on human biology, referencing that Star Trek Voyager episode where Janeway turned into a lizard as its factual basis. Four of them accept it for publication
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Fri February 09, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah mom upset after school tells 6th graders they can't refuse when asked to dance. "My daughter keeps coming to me and saying, 'I can't say no to a boy'. That's the message kids are getting"
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Dude, maybe you need to accept he's just not that into you
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." ― E.L. Doctorow. Hah, that's not what the voices in my head say. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, socially acceptable edition
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Tue February 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Purchaser of many bridges calls pastor "wolf in sheep's clothing" after she accepted his offer to heal her PTSD with his penis
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Jordan Peele reveals in DGA Awards acceptance speech the offer of portraying 'Poop' in "The Emoji Movie" is what drove him from acting; "They've already given it to Sir Patrick Stewart"
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Sun February 04, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ state senator doesn't want the US to accept any more immigrants from countries that aren't European *wink* and Judeo-Christian *wink*
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Trump doesn't know the difference between vocation school and community colleges in speech, not that he'd be accepted into either one
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Morocco World News)
 
 
 
Wait, you guys actually expected China to build you a new African Union headquarters, for free, and *not* put microphones everywhere? And you accepted free computer systems too? Hahaha oh wow
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Sat January 27, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Not News: Mayor charged with accepting bribes. Still Not News: Mayor is a Democrat. Fark: Money was laundered through the Russians
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Tue January 23, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Worf, son of Mogh, accepts the challenge for sexiest Klingon face
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