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Wed May 18, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Apparently keeping Austin weird didn't work
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey dislikes the word "unbelievable" and thinks it should be wiped from the dictionary. No mention of the word alright
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Tue May 17, 2022
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida gator just trying to find an alternator for a 2003 Ranger, doesn't understand what all the fuss is about
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Majority of Texans believe the state is heading in the wrong direction, for all the wrong reasons. Holding their governor accountable for hundreds dying in a freeze, and a $9 billion economic hit after a failed border security stunt not an option
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
TFG is going to write a book called "Crime of the Century." Supertramp unimpressed
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Grandparents stolen from Austin woman's gazing balls. If they are returned safely, a lemon party will be thrown to celebrate
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Fri May 13, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
What does the IRS do when they can't process filings? They destroy the paperwork of 30 million filers. That's what, taxpayer butt
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Now there's an AirBnb for backyard swimming pools
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Wayne's World and Austin Powers were, oh, about a hundred years ago or so. Stay tuned around 2035 when Mike Myers dons a dozen costumes for his next regularly scheduled flop
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kansas City Chiefs, 5/6/22: "Hey, Austin Reiter, you suck at playing center. Hit the bricks, kid." Kansas City Chiefs, 5/10/22: "Mr. Reiter, we are thrilled to have you under contract and know you are the X Factor for our Super Bowl dreams"
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Mon May 09, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hello, Central Casting? What can you dig up in the "Evil Assistant to Thin-Skinned Zillionaire" department?
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
'Congratulations, your rent has increased from $2,200 to $4,678 a month'
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Fri May 06, 2022
(CoinDesk)
 
 
 
Crypto shenanigans of the day: JUNO confiscates $36 million worth of tokens from a whale who gamed the system, then thanks to a typo deposited them into an inaccessible wallet
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Thu May 05, 2022
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Nobody's moving to Austin anymore. It's too crowded
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Let's be frank for a moment. These two men will not relish jail time after they beat up a downtown Austin food vendor over a $6 hot dog
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Fri April 29, 2022
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Shooting blamed on gun laws
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Thu April 28, 2022
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
It was 1986, and the city of Austin had to produce promotional videos because no one wanted to live there. Ah the good ol' days
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Mon April 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Defense Secretary: Ukraine can win the war if they have the right equipment. Subby feels similarly about hooking up with Kate Beckinsale
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
In a clip that will undoubtedly be taken out of context and played in a loop on Russian media outlets, Sec Def Austin says the quiet part out loud: "We want to see Russia weakened to the degree that it can't do the kinds of things that it has done"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 61 of WW3: Russian advance stalls in the east so they prepare to attack from the south, Austin and Blinken visit Zelenskyy, Macron crushes Le Pen, and stuff in Russia keeps randomly exploding. It's your Monday Ukraine War thread
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Sat April 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Austin to visit Ukraine on Sunday, help keep Kyiv weird
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Former rugby coach in Austin died after a bit of a scrum with the police
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"New Steve Irwin" gets to meet the original
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Marathon runner fails to outrun Tesla Model 3 electric car in wacky Man vs. Horse Marathon. Probably didn't have his electric oats for breakfast
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC United head coach untied
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas to sideline State Troopers who are considered overweight, which could mean all of them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College students, parents, teachers, and administrations are about to get a hard lesson in pricing when it comes to supply and demand
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Mon April 18, 2022
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Someone dressed up as the Easter Bunny handed out condom-filled eggs to elementary school kids in Austin. But there's an explanation as to why
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Sun April 17, 2022
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Looks like most Austin-area homeowners are about to move because they won't be able to afford the appraisals on their property
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will Putin return for the cold open? Or will we get more bland James Austin Johnson? Will Che and Jost be wined by Jeanine Pirro? Will Ukraine play Battleship with Russia? Lizzo does double duty as host and musical guest. SNL, 11:30PM ET on NBC
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Fri April 15, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Abbott backs down, decides not to torch the economy today
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Wed April 13, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you're going to call for Pentagon chief to be lynched, you might not want to be the Republican chairman of Virginia electoral board
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle rent increased by 19% since last year, raising the cost of a modest refrigerator box to unaffordable levels for many
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Sat April 09, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hampton, VA GOP official David Dietrich refusing to step down after racist Facebook tirade calling for the lynching of Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin and retired Gen. Russell Honoré
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Fri April 08, 2022
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
The Plastic Bag Store is Austin's ode to our dystopian society
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Texas man has made $100,000 by suing robocallers, and wants to show you how to win against them
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Defense Secretary Austin to Matt Gaetz: "You can't handle the truth." The tag is for Gaetz
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Sun April 03, 2022
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Austin mayor Steve Adler tests positive for COVID-19. Axl, Slash and Duff said to be doing fine, though
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Eater)
 
 
 
Two Austin bars closed over the weekend, leaving the city with a scant bazillion left
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Austin hipsters go to War with low riders but all my friends know the low rider
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
America embraces the calm before the next pandemic
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Lock him up
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yeah, samesies given the chance
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Thu March 24, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Do those "Letters of Marque" thingys only apply to ships, or can they be used to bring colossal asshats to justice?
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Tue March 22, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Run Auntie Em, RUN
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon sure loves helping perverts and sexual assaulters get elected
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Yet another reminder. There are no 16-year-old girls on the internet looking to meet and have sex. Isn't that right, Mr. Former Austin Firefighter?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Unbearable Weight of Nic Cage's 100% score on Rotten Tomatoes for playing the role he was born to play
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
In town for SXSW, Pedro Pascal proclaims that San Antonio tacos are better than Austin tacos. Sweet summer child forgets that Houston is better than either one of them
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Mon March 14, 2022
(The Onion)
 
 
 
A headline that would be funny if it weren't so uncomfortably close to becoming reality
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Giant alien drone swarm weirds out Austin with 600-ft tall hovering QR code promoting 'Halo' TV series. The message when scanned: 'Drink Your Ovaltine: The Original Came Out 21 Years Ago'
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Wed March 09, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
You might think a movie with Matthew McConaughey, Kate Beckinsale, Peter Dinklage, Patricia Arquette, and Gary Oldman would be pretty good. You'd be wrong. What are some other movies that are a complete waste of talent?
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Tue March 08, 2022
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
The city of Austin really will be able to smell what The Rock is cooking
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Problem: We have a car burglary problem at this popular location. Solution: Install fake cameras to deter break-ins. Problem: Fake cameras don't solve the problem. Solution: Real cameras. Because burglars really care if they are caught on camara
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Austin Crawfish Festival is on Fyre
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Mon March 07, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about Dan here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
A goddamned bat went to see the goddamned Batman
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Tue March 01, 2022
(CultureMap)
 
 
 
The middle class can no longer afford Austin. That's weird
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Mon February 28, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Want to avoid high rental prices? Toledo, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Kansas City, Missouri, and Lincoln, Nebraska invite you to live in the Rust Belt. Oh, you want to make enough money, and have a life too? Hahaha... No
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
U.S. looking for ways to train Ukrainian forces remotely. This WFH stuff is just getting ridiculous
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
The city of Austin just experienced a plunge only an amusement park ride could appreciate
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Thu February 24, 2022
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Even though it's happened multiple times over a 12-month span, some Texans are still unclear on the concept of staying off icy roads
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Austin-area man sentenced in FBI impersonation to get fentanyl. I would have figured about 7 years in prison, but I suppose that works too
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
After Texas Tech wrecked the Longhorns in basketball yet again, the Frank Erwin Center's Wikipedia page has been updated to accurately reflect that it's also the Red Raiders' home away from Lubbock
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Sun February 20, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Protip: A pressure cooker found along a marathon route is always suspicious even if there's nothing in the pressure cooker
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Sat February 19, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's 306 tequilas different
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Fri February 18, 2022
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Lt. Governor "Sacrifice the Old" speaks up so all the klan members at the back of the room can hear him
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Mon February 14, 2022
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Florida National Guard ordered to withdraw from Ukraine, delaying Subby's hoped-for hypothetical battle between Vladimir Putin and Florida Man
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Fri February 11, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Well, yeah. You can't exactly get them anymore in Texas
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Thu February 10, 2022
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Turns out the city of Austin boiled their water for no particular reason
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Wed February 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
More details emerge on why Elon Musk wanted to move Tesla to Texas, 1955
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Sun February 06, 2022
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
The city of Austin has issued a boil water notice that in no way is related to the recent Texas freeze. Honest. Swear to God. Pinky swear
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Fri February 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pentagon to U.S. Taxpayers: "Money pleaseeeeee"
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(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
I shed a load on your mother last night, Trebek
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Thu February 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sure, you can only afford a part-time sublet on a slightly run-down refrigerator box, but think of all those homeowners who are now equity-rich because of the skyrocketing home prices. You can be happy for them, can't you?
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Wed February 02, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas is one of three states where you can put your water heater in the attic, and they're facing an ice storm
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Tue February 01, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Giant gator: NOM NOM NOM. Giant fish: I'm snook
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russia denies that they delivered a strongly worded letter to US regarding Ukraine
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russia delivers strongly worded letter to US regarding Ukraine
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Fri January 28, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
James van der Beek's wife is propagating idiotic anti-vaccination propaganda. If only there were a picture that sums up how sad, stupid, and heartbreaking this is
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
If you enjoy water, and live anywhere near Samsung's Austin plant, you might want to familiarize yourself with what sulfuric acid tastes like
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Thu January 27, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
The US housing market gained almost $10 trillion during the pandemic and is now roughly twice what it was 10 years ago. In an unrelated story, subby's going long on tulip and Beanie Babby NFTs backed by his own personal crypto
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Billboard campaign tries to get Austinites to move to Ohio. ♫"They said Ohio is the place you want to die, so we loaded up the truck and we moved to the Buckeye, state that is."♫
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Wed January 26, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
After Aspen was transferred to the Austin Humane Society, they noticed she wasn't interacting with potential adopters and realized she was deaf. They taught her commands through hand signals, and now she's been adopted in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Wed January 19, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Crackheaded parasite Tucker Carlson refuses to get a real job and owes each and every one of you $5
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