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Fri August 07, 2020
(Mac Daily News)
 
 
 
Apple now has enough cash in the couch cushions to buy 4 Dells. No, not desktops. Corporations
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg sees his wealth hit $100bn. Zoidberg still living a garbage dumpster. Whoop, whoop whoop, whoop, whoop
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Inc)
 
 
 
Tim Cook says these 3 words guide every decision at Apple. Surprisingly, it's not "no new ideas"
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Apple's market cap is approaching $2 trillion (with a "T"). Why don't they just buy the damn virus and put it out of our misery?
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Microsoft Office now providing the full Windows experience on a Mac
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
How many states are using the Apple/Google contact tracing API that respects user privacy? If you guessed two, your guess was double the actual number. Other 49 worried app development doesn't cost enough, or steal enough data
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Pubic Hair Authentic Leather having a tough time with Māori speakers in New Zealand
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Speedway Media)
 
 
 
Nothing could stop Brad Keselowski at New Hampshire, except his brakes. Meanwhile, Busch Light Apple is garbage, and Kyle Busch is the "ass-end" of the race results
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
California wildfire renamed "Apple iFire" after threats from corporate lawyers
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(The Register)
 
 
 
With everyone at home, the summer's tablet sales are Christmas in July
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Imagine if some 3rd world dictator seized all the assets of Apple, or Telsa in his country and demanded they "sell" them to one of his country's companies...and announced he wanted "a cut" of the sale. That's how China feels about the US right now
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A potted history of that most well known status symbol. The pineapple
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen says Pineapple Express 2 never happened because the distributor wouldn't front them the green. Otherwise you would have seen't it
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Not news these days: Struggling retailer pleads with UK landlord to slash rents. Fark: Apple
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Sun August 02, 2020
(BBC America)
 
 
 
Bing confronts Charlie Manx with some well-intentioned questions, but will it end in disaster? And how will Manx grapple with his past? NOS4A2, 10 PM ET on AMC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Over 7,000 evacuated from Southern California due to Apple fire. Samsung fire expected to affect millions
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Sat August 01, 2020
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Tiny giraffe free with every purchase
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Fri July 31, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer: "Apple cares about the little guy"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ap ple sto ck
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One. Per. Minute
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
"Need a new computer?" article comes complete with unhelpful pic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona leads multi-state probe into last year's tech news
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google notices that the whole approach of forcing your own apps on users and killing off competing apps has worked out pretty well for Microsoft and Apple over the years, decides to give it a try
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Where is voice tech going? With pic that both absolutely is and is not the future
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fastest-growing smartphone maker in mainland China isn't Xiaomi, Huawei, OnePlus, Oppo, or even Vivo. You've probably never heard of it
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Al Franken)
 
 
 
Turns out that not only was slavery a necessary evil, so was the Holocaust, asserts Senator named for what is between his ears
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reorg inside. One fall guy is obvious, but any assessment of which other Intel bigwigs failed to execute would be speculative
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Federal eviction moratorium expires today, additional weekly $600 unemployment ends tomorrow, unemployment is at 11%, and there is still no stimulus bill in sight ...and here we go
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Sec of State Plumpeo plans to help smooth relations with China by calling for the Chinese people to rise up and destroy the Communist Party. Trade talks appear to be going well
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Fark to expand membership options and add features such as going beyond the 255 character limit
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Tue July 21, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
With tech antitrust scrutiny increasing, Amazon sets a new lobbying record. It's a pretty prime number
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple says its supply chain and products will be 100% carbon neutral, 500% more expensive and proprietary, 1000% more smug by 2030
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sozeb, the intergalactic strongman, continues to increase his grapple hold on the human population of planet Earth
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Microsoft engages maximum trolling
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
LPT if you have to fly: Delta & Southwest aren't filling those center seats, United & American are back to sardine class
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Opinion: COVID vaccine = bad stonk day
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian doctor makes push to rename body parts like the Adam's apple and Achilles' tendon because they are 'irrelevant and misogynistic'
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How to survive an attack by an adult or baby shark DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
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Fri July 17, 2020
(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Governor of Louisiana says "Wear a mask". Louisiana AG says "Don't listen to the governor." Lafayette, LA Mayor says "Hi I'm Bobby Newport"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man who is kowtowing to Russia's puppets condemns Disney and Hollywood for "kowtowing" to China
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Wed July 15, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Apple wins the Irish (tax) Sweepstakes
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Tue July 14, 2020
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Apple spending $400M on affordable housing in Silicon Valley. Those 23 studio apartments should be a big help
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Let them eat cake
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Mon July 13, 2020
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Where Macs go, PCs must follow or get out of the way
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Sun July 12, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Today in crazy Apple news: yes, PowerPC-Intel-Arm universal binaries are possible
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Sat July 11, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Today in things that can break your Macbook: closing it
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Want a whole bunch of strangers smiling at you like they are going to eat your soul? Apple VR has you covered
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(Time)
 
 
 
Cyber guerrilla warfare at its finest
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Wed July 08, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"If "Mike & the Mad Dog" at their peak were a fine restaurant in Little Italy; one that served a 5¹/₂-hour meal with just the right combination of sauces and spices for a unique taste; ESPN Radio's "Mike & Mike" were Applebee's"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As more people work in their underwear, Levi's falters
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Tue July 07, 2020
(MSN)
 
Video
 
Congress-critter Thomas Massie (KY-R): Mask laws violate the Constitution. Video with creepy music
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Brother can you spare an Apple, NYC's unemployment rate is just about at 20 percent, a figure not seen since the Great Depression
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Traders thought Apple had 'the holy grail' of oil data, but then they found out it was proprietary, overpriced, and incompatible with their software
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What's worse than biting into an Apple and finding a quarter of a worm? COVID-19
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Q: What happens to the good apples in police departments who try to hold bad apples accountable? A: They get funneled to desk work, get demoted, or outright fired for their malfeasance
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
WWDC: "You got your iPhone in my Apple Silicon Mac" Rumor mill: "You got your ASMac in my iPhone"
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Listen: a paltry thousand bucks for a phone is killing our profit margins. We gotta recoup that on accessories
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Time$ bail$ out of Apple News Plu$. Apple users bypass NYT paywall thanks to Safari's protections against browser fingerprinting
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Facebook unveils a pair of holographic glasses, CONSUME CONFORM DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
IPhone 12 to debut USB-C and a new 20-watt charger that won't be included
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Fri June 26, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Applebee's. Can I get you started with some disinfectant?" Finally an appetizer that's, well, appetizing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The GOP grapples with Trump's toxicity, lamenting the hate is backfiring
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft BSoDs retail
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A Mac Pro saddlebag for riding your Intel Mac off into the sunset
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British supermarket confuses customers by introducing the limelon, a melon with a hint of lime. Still working on the pineapple-apple-pen (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
6pm Eastern it's the Fark News Livestream. MSM is throwing around the term "apocalyptic" again, My Little Pony laser attacks, and although no one planned it this way, Macaque Week continues
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple set off on a lifeboat from the HMS Intel when it saw that the ship was going down
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you were wondering why there were all those squeals of horror from Silicon Valley, Apple is going to start forcing apps to ask users for permission before allowing those apps to turn on user tracking
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pepsi will no longer exist, says Coca Cola. Vegetables will no longer exist, says meat industry. My head will emerge from its butt
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Senate GOP submit bill to outlaw encryption
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple will let you tap on the back of your phone for customizable actions. Joe Biden: what's the big deal? I've been tapping on backs and then some for decades, but now you can tap to launch my app
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is your Apple Watch watching you masturbate?
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
New iWatch will monitor your hand washing, vigorousness of your masturbation
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tim Apple cozies up to Google and allows AppleTV to play 4K YouTube videos
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Apple finally introduces customizable home screens, widgets, and picture in picture with iOS 14. You know, features Android has supported for years
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple's first ARM-based Mac is now available as a $500 rental for developers, packs the A12Z guts of a 2020 iPad Pro into the case of a Mac mini, with macOS Big Sur 11.0 running iOS and iPadOS apps natively, x86 in emulation
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Despite their losses, wireless headphone sales have gone viral
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Big Apple's offices begin reopening. "What Monday is going to look like at this point is going to be anyone's guess"
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not news : App rejected from app store. Fark : in the rejection email you're reminded you aren't fleecing users enough for the privilege of being in the walled garden
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Thu June 18, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Your Apple watch can ejaculate on command
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Wed June 17, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Blonde hair blue-eyed Apple executive leaving her position as Diversity Officer to "spend more time with her family"
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(Adobe)
 
 
 
Flash is dying. Again. No, seriously. Really. EOL does not mean 'extension of laughter'
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Defood the police
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What seemingly silly but actually practical law would you create? Subby wants jail time for writers that pose a question in a headline and then bury the simple single sentence answer near the end of ten pages of word diarrhea. The "K.I.S.S. Act"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Amazon v EU: Has the online giant met its match? Let's ask Apple - "Hey Tim, Jeffy wants to know how those monster profits are coming. ... Yeah, that's what we thought - thanks." *cha-chinnnng*
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Mon June 15, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Darwen the apple-hating UK police horse retires. Despite his tastes he was great in crowds, very PC
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Sun June 14, 2020
(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Perhaps the thief thought it was the Holy Grail?
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Good apple filed a report that was unfavorable to a bad apple, and proceeded to have his life and career destroyed by the bunch
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Fri June 12, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook is 'peddling in an addictive drug called anger'
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Intel no longer has its senior VP of silicon engineering inside, "effective immediately." Something crashed
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Esquire)
 
 
 
The worst county fair ever? Pineapple pizza? Who really knows? The headline, it divides by zero
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(MSN)
 
 
 
People grapple with the difficulty of belonging to a hated minority, says it makes them sad and feel bad. You guessed it, it's the cops and they're complaining about being profiled
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
(pinky to mouth) "$2 priceless trillion"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Never Trumper unwilling to grapple with reality that tea partiers and Trumpers are the same people
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The rotten apples in Seattle are being smelled all the way over in Singapore now
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple to announce at WWDC it's building it's own chips again, the re-hire of Gil Amelio this fall
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Analyst suggests that Apple should buy the best search engine with the shiattiest name imaginable
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Sun June 07, 2020
(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
Officer, no good apples here. You're dismissed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meal Team 6 celebrates epic victory over AntiFa terrorist cell, which apparently were too scared by REAL MURCANS to even try to come and burn down their Applebee's
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Fark you poor people
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Fri June 05, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Bliss Cross Applesauce defend the Women's tag titles vs The Boss & Hug Connection, Jeff Hardy explains how his car ran over Elias but he wasn't involved & will Styles clash with the Yes movement? It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A few bad apples crack a skull. 57 apples resign from team... in support of the bad apples
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Try some Spam on the grill (it's also a dandy way to keep pineapple off your pizza)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jack Dorsey says, I haven't pissed off Trump enough. Let me give $3 million to Colin Kaepernick's charity
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's just a few bad apples. Like this New York cop who flashed a white power symbol during a protest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tim Apple throws his two cents into the ring
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
This week's podcast: Brooke Binkowski from TruthorFiction.com is back to help us make sense of rumors of outside actors interfering in the nationwide protests. Who are they and what are they trying to do? Brooke has the answer and it's both fascinating and nuanced as hell
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Walmart decides that maybe it's best if they tuck all their guns and ammo safely behind the counter rather than in display cases for the next little while
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Police sources: 'looters steal 2.4m of Rolex watches'. NY Post headline: 'looters swipe 2.4m of Rolex watches'. 4th paragraph: 'store spokesman says no watches were stolen'
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After being vandalized, Golden Apple Comics, a storied, venerable comic book shop in LA, just exceeded donations to rebuild
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Looters bricked by the Apple Store
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Mon June 01, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Read the email Tim Apple sent to his employees. TLDR: we need to think different than these a-holes
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Not getting enough pineapple on your pizza? Put it on your cheeseburger, as one of the thirty-five ingredients included in this recipe
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
25 classic TV shows that need a reboot. Cheers? Seriously?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pastor believes Gov Northam is a very naughty boy, and isn't afraid to tell it. On the sign outside his church
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Thu May 28, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apple is rumored to soon abandon charging ports in the iPhone
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google launches a website to help people avoid online scams. It is called "Seemslegit.com"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Laura Loomer's "censorship" claims against Apple, Google, Facebook, and Twitter "do not warrant a published opinion." Oh, SNAP
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Well, that's one way to never forget the coronavirus pandemic
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
The 50 best songs of 2020 YTD, counted down by the staff experts of SPIN. Fiona Apple's gutsy comeback foiled by Dua Lipa
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
The: the.Waffle House Index for staying open during natural disasters. Now: the Apple Store Index for reopening during a pandemic
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
People who say they didn't care what toppings are on the pizza angry that pineapple was picked
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
South Africa banned alcohol sales during lockdown. So of course everyone started making their own beer. Out of pineapples
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Mon May 25, 2020
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Like Microsoft and Apple before them, Chrome developers discover that the vast majority of their more important security vulnerabilities stem from using "memory unsafe" programming languages like C. This is good news... for Rust
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
A look at how the "Apple of marijuana" collapsed
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Are you sh*tting me?"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Hey Siri, are you still recording people's conversations despite promising not to do so nine months ago
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Spotify pays Joe Rogan $100 million for his podcast. Fark and Schnitt offered a bag of chips
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Taco Tuesday is non-traditional. Please wait for Taco Friday, and enjoy with pineapples, peanuts, and cucumbers
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Mon May 18, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple may finally leave China once and for all. Kicking and screaming, but still
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Drew defends the WWE Championship vs King Corbin, Women's tag champs Bliss Cross Applesauce look to make their match IIconic & The Street Profits face The Viking Raiders in an axe throwing contest? It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"There is no reason why companies like Apple cannot design their consumer products and apps to allow for court-authorized access by law enforcement, while maintaining very high standards of data security." Uh, yes there is. More than one
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Food.com)
 
 
 
Subby making Normandy pork and Dauphinoise potatoes for dinner this weekend (for the first time). LGT pork recipe. Any suggestions or best practices welcome
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Larry Tesler is ⌘ X
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Wed May 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With county fairs off, farm kids are live stocking their cows and sheep
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So it turns out The Big Apple was more like a Johnny Viruseed
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to the iMac, who's now been legally drunk for a year
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Wed May 06, 2020
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Today on 'phoning in recipes kitchen' we have 'Nine ways to hack your ramen noodle'
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apple is planning a four-part bond deal for later Monday because why spend your billions of cash when you can spend someone else's?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
With your eyes covered and nose plugged, you probably can't distinguish an apple from an onion, or your wife from that one girl from that TV show
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Expect a 'wide sloppy range' in the coming months, says market strategist, your mom
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah tackles the biggest problems in technology: iPhones, Trump's Twitter, and Elon Musk
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Donald Fagen's been gargling Clorox, so he says - but everything's jake because he's become a jazz DJ circa 1955
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Orange meets with Apple to compare on a viral contact-tracing app
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Wed April 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google and Apple team up to keep track of every place you visit and people you encounter
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The stock market may not reflect reality
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Tue April 28, 2020
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Having performance issues with your MacBook? You're charging it wrong
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Do you know if you've been exposed to coronavirus? Your phone might
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Sun April 26, 2020
(City Journal)
 
 
 
FDA prevents Apple Watch from telling people their blood oxygen levels. That might be a useful feature during a pandemic that causes significant harm from low SpO2
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(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Maybe they should have called it the iPhone B (for Boomer)
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Fri April 24, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown, we countdown 25 years of Triple H, one golden shovel at a time. Lacey vs Sasha & Gulak vs Corbin in MiTB qualifiers. Also, Bliss Cross Applesauce defend the tag belts vs Carmella and Dana Brooke. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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Thu April 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Big Apple's in love with the cheap grape
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Wed April 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Those super-secure iPhones and iPads that poor FBI claimed they were helpless to retrieve the data off them without Apple's help? It appears every 15-year old Script kiddie has been able to gain access to them for years just by sending a blank email
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Aside from increasing demand for pineapples, what are the effects of banning alcohol?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The last bugfix release of Python 2 has slithered its way into release status
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(Wired)
 
 
 
How Apple and Google's social distancing maps work. TL;DR - It's not too much of a stretch when you're riding shotgun on your sofa
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fetch The Bolt Cutters is: A) a new Netflix horror movie B) Fiona Apple's new quarantine album or C) what your Uncle Larry says when it's about to get real in the garage
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Depression and anxiety may be side effects as people grapple with COVID-19 and find out who they're living with are really like
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Apple's 2nd-generation iPhone SE will include A13 Bionic processor, so called because it makes the bionic sound whenever you take a selfie or click like/subscribe on an Apple social media account
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Johnny Appleseed lives
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Johnny Appleseed lives
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Dr. Dre writes the perfect sonic prescription for your stay-at-home 4/20 needs: The Chronic is being released on all streaming providers
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Fri April 10, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple and Google are developing tech to track people infected with coronavirus."Privacy, transparency and consent are of utmost importance..." they said in a joking, sorry, joint statement. How long before Purchase Required?
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