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Tue May 22, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Doctor" who plead guilty and was sentenced to 45 years in prison for misdiagnosing/over-treating 553 patients with cancer and raking in over $17 million in fraudulent billings has decided he's not guilty after all and wants his conviction tossed
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Remember what it was like when Lucifer wasn't cancelled this Memorial Day. Bonus: Neil Gaiman as God
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's once again time for the Financial industry to regulate itself. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump formally proposes a sixth branch of the armed forces: The Space Force
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(Vindy News)
 
 
 
Mackey said this was "the first time for me in 30 years of police work - shot by an appliance,"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Putin's new "unlimited range" nuclear missile set a distance record after four tests, traveling 22 miles
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Giant predatory hammerhead worms invaded France sometime in the last 20 years, and scientists just noticed them. Escargot farmers now at DEFCON Une
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby elephant arrives 3 months late, leaving mom with a 25-month pregnancy (pics)
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a way to stop one-quarter of rhinoviruses cold. Well curing one in four common colds is more progress than Subby was expecting to see in his lifetime. Still no cure for one quarter of cancers
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Astros finally give up on busted slugging 1B Jon Singleton. Once so highly thought of they gave him $10M extension before reaching the big leagues, he ended up blowing it all on weed and accumulating only 420 career plate appearances
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Wolverine cubs playing in the snow are super-cute - from a safe distance
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-05-13 to Sat 2018-05-19. The pomp and circumstance of the FA Cup final, Chilean bishop tenders, and a Mousetrap gameplay strategy
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson takes the bold stance of saying guns matter more than the lives of children
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Illinois residents fleeing state, staying dead for a year, for financial reasons
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
1) Write song containing 15 instances of the n-word. 2) Invite white woman up on stage to rap it with you. 3) Outrage when she raps it with you. 4) Facepalm tag for everyone involved
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fifth Third Bank buys MB Financial for about Fourteen Thirds of an MB
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Mon May 21, 2018
(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
Act of God destroys faith-based pregnancy crisis center
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(Washington Press)
 
 
 
Trump fan asks LeBron James for his towel at playoff game. If you're reading this on Fark, you probably know what happens next. Bonus Tweet: "Congrats to the MAGA hat guy for his upcoming 28 Fox news appearances and Bari Weiss column "
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(NBA)
 
 
 
San Antonio is replacing their Silver Dancers with a family-friendly coed 'hype team'
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup ECF Game 6. From down 0-2 to up 3-2, Tampa looks to serve up a round of the Ovechkin cocktail. We'll need the Caps to not play like the Caps to get a game 7. Bolts/Caps @ 8pm ET. Go goonjuice, mute air horns/Pierre, & fark cancer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tesla announces "performance" version of the Model 3 for twice the price. Still doesn't have a real dashboard
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Permanent asteroid found to have extra-solar origin. However, since we cancelled The Expanse we may never find out more
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
A photo collection of tiny, weird hats worn by fancy women
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Maeve, Hector, and an assortment of hosts head to Shogun World for some robotic cultural appropriation, landing smack dab in the middle of a narrative. Will Dolores return to advance her plot? What is Delos's endgame? Westworld, 9pm ET on HBO
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas governor's website is still raffling off a rifle, though they canceled the door prize
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
The music industry celebrates its relevancy by having Kelly Clarkson host an awards show dedicated to chart success. She'll perform, along with Salt N Pepa, Macklemore, Jennifer Lopez, and other one-hitters. The Billboard Music Awards, 8pm ET on NBC
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(News24)
 
 
 
Food fair at school cancelled after 7 kids get all liquored up, free rides to hospital
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
John Kelly's ancestors would have been ostracized too
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Terrance Williams arrested for public intoxication stating that he was just trying to uphold his reputation as a Cowboy
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
By our dancing like water droplets in a searing hot skillet, screaming like a little girl, and cursing like a sailor. Next question please
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Sat May 19, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Prince's legendary Yellow Cloud guitar sells for $225,000 at auction. That kind of money would buy a lot of pancakes
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The pomp, the circumstance, the ceremony, the uniforms, the military bands. Yes, it's FA Cup Final. Manchester United vs Chelsea for the final silverware of the English season
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Meet the newly hatched predators of New York City's financial district who will consume all the dirty rats of Wall Street
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Gov't says it's now safe to eat romaine lettuce again, but subby ain't taking no chances. This big ol' box of Apocalypse Chow I dun got from the Revr'nd Bakker is all a real 'Murican needs to stay fit and healthy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Governor Abbot promises outside the box thinking and synergistic solution ideas before establishing clear metrics and performance incentives that mesh with his organizational culture
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Payment services company iZettle cancels its IPO, zettles for PayPal buyout
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit's downtown Renaissance continues with a new statue of WTF is that?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dog shows bride and groom exactly what she thinks of their first dance on the beach
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Trump administration to ban clinics who provide abortions from funds for birth control, thereby expanding the number of unwanted pregnancies and increasing the demand for abortions. It's a win-win
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
The 10 most bizarre royal etiquette rules. You will dance in a conga line, and port hoggers will get bishop flogged
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
First drug to treat chronic migraines approved. Fark: It costs $6,900 without insurance
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Globally, April was warmer than average. Why yes this is a repeat as it is the 400th month in a row which was warmer than average. Hey on average this should happen every 2x10^119 years so there is a chance that it is a random run of bad luck
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Fish and cheese and fruit and pizza don't deserve their bad reputation. These forbidden food combos deserve a second chance
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The SEC has launched its own fake cryptocurrency site. No, not SabanCoin. The OTHER SEC
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup ECF Game 4. Will it be bonus hockey or will it be a blowout? Will there be bondage or will there be The Dreaded 2 Game Lead? Who will be at "Deadpool 2" tonight? Bolts/Caps @ 8pm ET. HOORAY GOONJUICE, FARK CANCER AND SHUT UP, AIR HORNS
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NASCAR is in the 10th straight year of declining attendance and ratings, and the France family may just put the whole thing up for sale. IPO to be sponsored by Marlboro, STP, and Monster Energy Drinks
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Although household median income in the city is $82,900, San Franciscans need to earn $333,000 a year to buy a median-priced home
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
The pain of these inexplicable TV cancellations still runs deep years later. Yes, Firefly is in there. As are some interesting shows you never got chance to hear about
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump marks year two of the Mueller probe by denying collusion, reality, and exposing his ignorance of witch hunts
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Wed May 16, 2018
(10 News)
 
 
 
Dermatologists warn of deadly form of skin cancer. The Sun is there
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tony Manero has lost all his awesome dance moves
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
German police respond to domestic disturbance call because Polly wants a got dam cracker
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gay hockey referee comes out, finds acceptance from fellow refs. Crowd still yells that he sucks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump releases 2017 financial disclosure form, which, among other things, lists the 2016 payment to Stormy Daniels that he omitted from the previous year's disclosure
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Will Spain continue their dominance of the Europa League with Atlético Madrid or will Marseille win a European trophy for France. The Europa League final starts at 2:45pm ET
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(Undark)
 
 
 
As Joe Jackson famously put it, "Everything gives you cancer." Except that's not true at all, and coffee sold in California shouldn't come with a cancer warning label
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nurses upset about the name change to Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital. Also, not thrilled with change to "Zucking chest wound" for certain gunshot injuries
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Trump filed his 2017 financial disclosure yesterday. Farkers may wish to invest $130,000 in popcorn futures
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
It seems the Royal Family has finally branched when it comes to marrying crazy: Meet the Markle family
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Frances Bean Cobain's ex-husband takes her father's MTV Unplugged guitar in divorce settlement. Now that is an angry man
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Louisiana may have the chance to end Jim Crow. Again
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
CA governor orders "prescribed burns" in advance of looming fire season. Stay tuned for "prescribed evacuations," winter "prescribed mudslides," more "prescribed evacuations" and possible "prescribed transit interruptions"
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(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Break into building... then dance
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
App lets parents-to-be find out all about baby's appearance, traits. The trick is getting the phone in there
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Black mystery substance coming out of vents at public school. No one more excited about this development than the biology department
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(Some Lunch Guy)
 
 
 
Marketers present in-depth assessment of Global Plastic Insulated Lunch Box Market: sanctionative technologies, key trends, market drivers, challenges, regulative landscape, deployment models, operator case studies, and so on. Bring your THERMOS™
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Homeowners: We want to build houses on this active volcano. Insurance Co.: Ok, but you won't be covered if it erupts and destroys your house. Homeowners: Fine with us. What are the odds of that happening? (Volcano destroys houses) Homeowners: Pay me
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Alcohol leads to weight gain, heart disease, cancer, diabetes, and aggressively defending third-tier quarterbacks on online message boards
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Earthquake occurs at San Francisco Giants game. This is not a repeat of 1989
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sundance cancels whatever Hap and Leonard is
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amazon to open cashier-less stores in Chicago, San Francisco, because people are just more honest in those cities
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Harry Reid being treated for pancreatic cancer
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Aging, decrepit, nearly empty Canadian mall not only attracts pesky zombies, it threatens revival chances for small downtown it lives in, where everyone wants it dead except for the owners
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to stay at a hotel with a lullaby service with sounds like traffic and vacuuming, now is your chance (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Long Island police rescue 14 ducklings from storm drain, won't stop asking about supplemental insurance
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Wellstone's sons booted from board of his legacy foundation, after dispute about balancing outreach to the rural poor vs more diversity language
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Kevin Can Wait, especially now that he's canceled
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Sat May 12, 2018
(The Grio)
 
 
 
Alex Jones hypnotized by Childish Gambino's gyrating hips in "This is America." Er, I mean he studied it closely to warn you all about the Scary Negro Voodoo Dancing
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
If you're in San Francisco and wondering why there are discarded needles lying all over the place, you can thank city government
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How the Eurovision Song Contest is using sign language and assistive technology to make all song performances accessible to performers and fans. Songs won't be necessarily made good, but they will be made accessible
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Group of Republican senators calls for canceling August recess to break the logjam caused by the "historic obstruction" of Democrats
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Extremely cool trailer for canceled "Tremors" TV series with Kevin Bacon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox Business tortures Thomas McInerney by refusing to book him for future appearances on the network
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Since it's Friday, one glass of white wine increases your risk of prostate cancer. Tomorrow, a glass of red wine will take ten strokes off your golf game, and your Sunday morning mimosa will cause your bladder to swell to the size of a basketball
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stupid: SyFy once again cancels their current golden goose. Smart: Alcon Television Group to shop 'The Expanse' elsewhere
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Nine-Nine may be only mostly cancelled
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
FOX decides not enough people have been deriding them for canceling great shows lately, doubles-down with an 86 for the 99
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Thu May 10, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists demonstrate that a pyramid made out of the right combination of materials can be completely invisible to Sonar. So if our navy is ever attacked by the ancient Egyptians, we're farked
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
A comparison of how much things cost in San Francisco, California vs McAllen, Texas
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Metallica covers Dancing Queen and this is truly the darkest timeline
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The only version of Predator 2 that I recognize is the one where it ends in a dance off
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indian investor in revolutionary electric device that could magnetize rice has second thoughts after the dedicated 'scientists' kept cancelling experiments due to bad weather. His first thoughts were worth $200,000
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a stress baker when I get nervous. I take the treats to work or to my boyfriend's house, as he lives with six people. However, one of his roommates eats them before others get the chance. My boyfriend thinks it's funny. What do?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I can't even rationalize a $5 TotalFark subscription, but I somehow ended up with a $4800 travel voucher due to a cancelled trip I was supposed to bodyguard / general step and fetch for. Where go?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Democrats have already lost any chance of taking back the Senate so you may as well just stay home in November
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Wed May 09, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Sixers win to keep the series going? Or will the Celtics finish them off and advance to play LeBron James and the Cavaliers? Is there a basketball version of goon juice? The game begins at 8:00 PM ET on TNT
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Disney wants a new Marvel franchise "beyond Avengers". I think we all know what this means: Howard the Duck II
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(Noh Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop this theatrical dance
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (5/9): Dance your cares away *clap clap* for Fraggle Rock: The Comic. Also, a timely Deadpool milestone, Justice League: TANJ, a nuclear-winterized Montreal, a Last Jedi adaptation, and another attempt to bring Venom out of the 90s. Zang
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A timeline of the payments from the Russian oligarch to Cohen suspiciously line up with Trump's fight against the unanimously passed sanctions that he reluctantly signed. Whereby the payments promptly stopped
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Iran nuclear deal isn't dead, says France. It's just resting
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Visit Rome this summer. Come and see ancient wonders like the Colosseum, toss a coin into the Trevi Fountain and behold the spontaneously combusting buses
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Blood pressure measurement mistakes can lead to misdiagnoses. Will soon be relabeled as an "experimental" procedure and not be covered by insurance
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Using magnetic resonance imaging and X-ray fluorescence, joint Romero Institute and Japanese Society for Food Science and Technology investigation concludes: Pasta boiled for longer is softer, absorbs more sauce
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Novartis paid nearly $400,000 to a shell company controlled by Michael Cohen, almost enough to cover one one round of the cancer therapy Kymriah
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Katy Perry ends Taylor Swift feud with actual olive branch. Hershey kisses feeling neglected
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(Chortle (UK))
 
 
 
Why I couldn't make my appearance on Conan
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Tue May 08, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Google urges attendees to wear 'pronoun stickers' at developers conference to foster inclusiveness and reduce instances of misgendering. Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla surrenders
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan says the House and the Senate have struck a deal to bring about the next financial crisis
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There's nothing like a drunk Brit interrupting a street breakdancing performance to show off her backflipping ability
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
France family looking to possibly sell Nascar, buy Colombia
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(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
Met Gala's theme is "Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination" so naturally the celebrities are nearly naked. Thank God my 3rd grade teacher Sister Mary Francis didn't dress like that. Warning: slideshow
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Mon May 07, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
California's farm country welcomes surfers competing at surf ranch near Fresno. "You drive here, you're like, whoa this is so weird and you get here, and it's paradise for a surfer, just perfect waves"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump: Whoa, this tax cut of mine created a pretty big deficit. Who knew? Guess we'll just have to cut some other stuff to make up for it. Hm, Children's Health Insurance Program? Nobody uses that, right?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vancouver man arrested for SCTV cosplay; trial to be held Thursday at 9
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oxford standoff between armed men, police and gunman, shows the importance of the Oxford Comma
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After blasting Marla Maples for having "no class" last year for appearing on the US version of the show, Ivana Trump competes on Italian "Dancing with the Stars" wearing a see-through red dress. No, sorry there's no "K" missing from the headline
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Are you saying she lied on her Visa application? Because old Europe is France, Germany and Belgium according to the GOP, and she didn't come from one of those
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(Google)
 
 
 
John Oliver cancels show over koala chlamydia
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Durant's performance on Sunday was spurred by a long, ass text message from Draymond. Apologies, that should be a long-ass text message
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Sun May 06, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Lightning finish off the Bruins? Can the Knights take care of the Sharks and advance to the Conference Finals? Did anybody see these scenarios at the beginning at the season? The fun begins at 3pm ET on NBC
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Carjacker leads cops on wild chase, breaks into your house to hide in attic, falls through ceiling, SWAT team breaks doors, windows, tosses tear gas in to flush him out. Insurance company: "Sucks to be you. Denied"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
But seriously, how much can you really trust a roller coaster named "Steel Vengeance"?
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Things you should not put on pizza: Pineapple. Anchovies. Chocolate
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(Some Law Blog)
 
 
 
Romance author is at war with the rest of the romantic literature community in a massive trademark dispute. Fark: the trademark is for the word "cocky"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spring sale: Blac Chyna's club appearance fee drops from $30,000 a night to $2,000. Book now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen complains after mother cuts her monthly allowance from $5,000 to $1,000. Life is tough in Beverly Hills
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
15 awkward pictures of Kevin Durant, including bromance, questionable fashion, and nose pick
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Federal government wants 1 million people to take part in a giant health study, to the annoyance of average size people
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Medium)
 
 
 
San Francisco mayoral candidate Jane Kim publicly smacks down the SF Chronicle's suspiciously leading questions
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(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Smash Mouth criticizes DJ Khaled for his stance on giving smash mouth
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Having cured cancer, scientists have moved on to forcing crocodiles to listen to classical music while scanning them with MRI machines
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
NRA decided to give Tucker Carlson chance to mansplain to female members, article does not mention if panda rape was also discussed. But with Tucker how could it not be included?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists have created a living embryo in a laboratory without using either egg or sperm in groundbreaking advance in cloning, or as it's known in the South: making cousins (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Invicta FC 29, Sarah Kaufman vs Katharina Lehner, Pannie Kianzad vs Bianca Daimoni. Starts at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump's Ancestral Brothel"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chrissy Teigen says pregnancy made her 'gain weight' in her nose
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Our work-life balance has been incredible ever since my wife's girlfriend moved in," gushes deluded polyamorist
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Muslims unhappy with France's proposed change to the Qu'ran
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Thu May 03, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
If the cops show up you might as well finish huffing the can in front of them, it's going to be a while until you get the chance again
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
The latest revival coming on heels of Rosanne's success? Tim Allen's Last Man Standing, which was cancelled one year ago
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What kind of moran spends $1 million to live next to a former nuclear-testing site without testing the site to see if it may still be radioactive? Apparently people in the expensive San Francisco real estate market
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
By trying to duck being nicked for a campaign finance violation Trump has publicly confessed to committing a more serious crime: filing a false statement under oath, according to a guy who should know since he's former head of the WH Ethics Office
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan to Family financial conference: If Dems take back the house, we'll no longer be able to cover up your crimes
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Wed May 02, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study found MDMA was an effective treatment for some PTSD patients, despite side effects that included anxiety, headache, fatigue, muscle tension, insomnia, and a mistaken belief they knew how to dance
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(Wikia)
 
 
 
You gain the power to predict/be forewarned of three events a year 24 hours in advance. Do you use this power to learn the outcome of sporting events and bet accordingly, or you use it to save lives by warning of tornado strikes and other disasters?
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Gallagher dinged for substance, watermelon abuse
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
GA governor candidate who pointed a shotgun at a teenager tells critics to, "get over it." Stance not known on whinin', cryin' and fit-pitchin'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi hands the Republicans an early victory, says she doesn't plan on going anywhere
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Thanks to Bandicoot Cuddlybranch, this article does not contain "Avengers: Infinity War" spoilers despite Tom Holland's best efforts [Don't put any in the thread, either]
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump's crack legal team are at an extreme disadvantage when trying to negotiate with Mueller because some of what Mueller is investigating is highly classified, and the only member of Trump's team with a security clearance quit two months ago
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The Air Force is trying to kill the A-10 through deferred maintenance
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(Brampton Guardian)
 
 
 
Peter Gabriel attempts to cure cancer, figuring that'll take less time than recording a new album
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Speed skating brothers abandon US Olympic program for Hungary's because Hungary offer more financial subsidies
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump's Nobel Peace Prize Acceptance Speech
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Since Trump and Hannity don't pay Michael Cohen for his lawyering, how does he pay the bills? Helping people who run insurance fraud scams. Because of course he does
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New White House Communications Director disgusted over Michelle Wolf's performance, tweets about liberal elites in a limo on the way to an exclusive after party
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(TSN)
 
 
 
No NHL Playoff thread yet? Well here you go: WSH/PIT @ 7:30 pm ET & NSH/WPG @ 8pm ET ... crap, we'll probably be done by midnight even with OTs. Anyway, Shut Up Pierre, Fark Cancer, Soon, and other over used memes. See you in a few hours
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Popular video game critic Totalbiscuit, aka The Cynical Brit, retires at 33 due to terminal cancer. Will spend his remaining time playing and streaming co-op games with his wife
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco's BART system introduces new strategy to keep elevators from stinking after PLEASE FLUSH BEFORE EXITING signs fail to make a difference
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Short documentary looks at the misdirected, then cancelled development of Command & Conquer: Generals 2, which finished the video game franchise. Subby feels like launching a Scud storm now
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McCain: Now that I have cancer and missed every roll call since December, I am free to vote my conscious
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(Vicejay)
 
 
 
Farker's food bank is having its annual Rubber Duck Derby fundraiser. Adopt a $5 duck for a chance at $5k, round-trip airline tickets, a year's worth of fried chicken, and other fabulous prizes. (Link goes to duck page, DIT)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Lighten up, Francis
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Mon April 30, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Only one game for Monday Night and it is the start of a new series. Can the Celtics hold off the Sixers in the battle of two classic franchises? Tip-off is at 8pm PM ET on TNT
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
"Inside Macron's bromance with Trump"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rarely seen cancer discovered in eyes of several former Auburn students
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
$100 million pregnancy and gender discrimination lawsuit filed against a bunch of MoFo's
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Man sues France for seizing France.com. TOUT LE MONDE CYBERSQUATTE
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Michelle Wolf to Mika Brzezinski: I didn't say anything at all about Sarah Hucklebee Sanders' physical appearance
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Chief ethics lawyer under Dubya running for Senate in Minnesota, under the only party that still has some semblance of ethics
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You could cancel Thrones or Brooklyn 99 and nobody would care. But the heart and soul of entertainment posting is discussing the Simpsons quotes we all share. The Simpsons break Gunsmoke's record thread, 8pm ET on Fox
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(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Fox and Friends is hiring a new head writer. Requirements include "an understanding of fair and balanced journalism" ... and how to avoid it
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fanciful creatures
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Bellator 198, the Heavyweight Grand Prix continues with Frank Mir vs Fedor Emelianenko. Co-main Emmanuel Sanchez vs Sam Sicilia. Prelims stream at 7pm ET, main card at 9pm on the Paramount Network
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
His playoff beard is Hall of Fame worthy. He speaks three languages and learned one from a chiropractor's book. He gave up medical school and went bankrupt for a chance to be a 29-year-old rookie. He is ... the most interesting player in the NHL
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Your owner sucks, your team is crappy, your fan base hates you, and your new city doesn't give a shiat about you.....I know let's cut our future hall of famer and face of the franchise
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thought you could reduce your life insurance premiums by vaping instead of smoking? Think again
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Fri April 27, 2018
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold sequesters himself in a Torrance Starbucks restroom to pen wacky incest songs as British woman announces that she is her own Grandma
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
The 2020 Tokyo Olympics will destroy Japanese commercial and industrial sector, as their usual events and sites are blocked off, canceled, or commandeered for the Games. Subcontractor: "We're being forsaken in the name of Olympic glory"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump attempt his patented power grip handshake with Merkel? Will she once again tell Donnie what not to do? Will any of us survive? This is YOUR joint news conference with German Chancellor Angela Merkel (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1:30pm ET)
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Girl with bone cancer has leg reattached backwards so she can dance, freak out neighbors
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Maybe one day Silicon Valley might pick up on the notion that "growth prioritized over safety" is the philosophy of the cancer cell
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Fancy a Cuddle-Me-Buff whilst I razzle this sausage? Seven old English words that deserve to make a comeback
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The worst thing I did was introduce my daughter to Irish dancing; she's now actively competing in dance competitions and is a bit too competitive. It's consumed her. How can I change this?"
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Anchor for Phoenix Fox station shows her knowledge of current events doesn't extend beyond reading a teleprompter: "What did I say? #RedForEd is nothing more than a push to legalize pot"
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Thu April 26, 2018
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Track meet cancelled due to aggressive geese nesting near track
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Democratic Super PAC donates to Republican Primary Candidate to help Democratic Joe Manchin keep his seat, on today's episode of "What? Why? Don't do that"
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
"Ancient mass child sacrifice may have been world's largest." I don't know, my high school calculus class was a total bloodbath
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
FISA court denied more surveillance requests last year than in its entire previous history. Wonder who they think they're protecting
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(Star Wars)
 
 
 
Disney announces Dave Filoni's next Star Wars animated series: Star Wars Resistance
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Car hits cow. Ambulance called. Man, I'd hate to try to lift that into the ambulance
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mom got pregnant with me in high school; she raised me on her own. I'm 23; my husband and I are expecting our first child. My mother is 41, and she and her new husband are expecting. Am I right to feel resentment at her pregnancy?"
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Wed April 25, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Freaked out reporter rides Cedar Point's new coaster, Steel Vengeance, a week before the park opens
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
San Francisco PD posts before-and-after photos of its homeless camp clearing operation. Local residents applaud sudden abundance of mailboxes
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
US Solicitor General Noel Francisco before the United States Supreme Court today: "{Trump} has praised Islam as one of the great countries of the world." Sadly, that's likely a completely accurate statement
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anzac Day. a national day of remembrance in Australia and New Zealand that commemorates all Australians and New Zealanders "who served and died in all wars, conflicts, and peacekeeping operations". Yay, let's all get shiat-faced
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
State senator calls for FCC to pull radio station's license after host uses N-word on air. Host says using the N-word is protected by the First Amendment. Howard Stern, Mancow, Bubba the Love Sponge unavailable for comment
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says God gave us two scientists who were going to cure cancer, but they were aborted as babies
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Tue April 24, 2018
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Company that sells iPhone passcode cracking device to law enforcement for tens of thousands of dollars gets its own comeuppance
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Critically endangered Yanbaru whiskered bat discovered to have found refuge in remnants of U.S. training area in Okinawa once used for jungle warfare practice. "The area may have served as a sanctuary for sensitive wildlife"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New app can now tell cannabis users how high they are. Tests range from measuring how much Cheetos dust is on your fingertips, to whether or not you laugh at Dane Cook performances
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bricklayers and Wharfingers make more money than teachers in San Francisco. Of course, nobody quite knows what a Wharfinger does
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi needs a big cushion, human sacrifices if she hopes to return as Speaker
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
India decides to cancel the India part of the Russian/Indian stealth fighter project
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
"New poop sample analysis reveals interspecies monkey romance"
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Gold, palladium prices plummet as US hints at sanctions relief for Russia. Polonium price continues to rise
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The latest disrespect to the Ancient, Honorable, and Immutable Unwritten Rules of Base Ball: blocking baserunners from stealing signs
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Where oh where has my Sarah been? Too long have we gone without your dulcet tones, your wandering eye and your utterly condescending arrogance. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 1400 EDT)
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Mac n' Cheese restaurant creates innovative system to stop sexual harassment, which turns out to be even more effective at blocking unwanted sexual advances than a diet of Mac n' Cheese
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FCC's top lawyer defends the attendance of the Commissions's Republicans at the CONSERVATIVE Political Action Conference (CPAC) because he deems the Republican-only event devoted to promoting Republican policy, to be "nonpartisan"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
After 8 shows, "Living Biblically" has been cancelled by CBS. So it is written. So it is done
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is in the mood to get down and boogie: this week, we're looking for the best dance albums of all time (leisure suits and platform shoes not required)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 1960s dance
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Woman charged with leaving kids home alone while she danced on top of bar at Applebees
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Land Titanic attendance numbers are sinking fast
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Lightning strike down the Devils to advance? Who will break the deadlock between the Jackets and the Capitals? Can the Bruins blow away the Leafs to move on? Saturday Stanley Cup Playoffs thread with the puck dropping at 3pm ET on NBC
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump says DNC lawsuit could be "good news". Also mentions that "war is peace", "freedom is slavery", and "ignorance is strength" before casually mentioning we've always been at war with EastAsia
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Fri April 20, 2018
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man steals ambulance from hospital, flips it over, ends up as patient in hospital. It's the circle of derp
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Pens seal the deal against the Flyers? Can the Jets fly away with a series win? Can the Predators lay waste to the Avalanche and advance? It is your Friday Night Stanley Cup Playoffs thread, the fun begins at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN and CBC
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The deadites finally won. Ash vs. Evil Dead has been cancelled
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Anti-semite DC council member visits Holocaust museum. Ditches halfway though the guided tour. Afterwards one of his aides asked if the Warsaw Ghetto was like a gated community. This ignorance makes me sad
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Thu April 19, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong settles his lawsuit with the US government for $5 million, a livestrong bracelet and his remaining testicle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo charged 570,000 people for car insurance they didn't want or need leading to 20,000 loan defaults and vehicle repossessions; a move so egregious they got fined about 15% of their profits for one single quarter
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Merck is selling its consumer goods to P&G so it can focus on its core competency: financially killing people through medicine
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Will Smith recalls the only time - thanks to Suge Knight - he was trapped in the closet with Michael Jackson, and all the King of Pop wanted to do was barter with him for the 1st Silver Age appearance of the Sub-Mariner. And none of that is a euphemism
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Only two games tonight thanks to Excalibroom. Both series are 2-1, will there be bondage or will there be The Dreaded Two Game Lead? Why not both? Bruins/Leafs @ 7pm ET & Capitals/Blue Jackets @ 7:30pm ET. Go goonjuice; shut up, Pierre; fark cancer
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
A blind taste test to determine the best ranch dressing fails to actually, you know, determine the best ranch dressing, so let's help them out with suggestions to the right
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(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Apple's iPhone X continues to struggle, as it only contributed 35 percentage points toward the company's 86 percent dominance of smartphone profits worldwide
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
To save costs, your customers reduce consumption of your product by 75%, what do you do? Double the minimum package quantity and triple the price, of course. Today, on the next episode of American Capitalism: Cancer Drug Edition
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
ATF issues a warning to all stagecoaches, old-timey banks, and roadrunners in Pennsylvania as someone stole about 700lbs of dynamite from a construction site near Lancaster
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
H. R. McMaster's dad "fell," "hit his head," was "put in a chair," and "died under suspicious circumstances." If you have free space, that's a bingo
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
New artist takes over the 85-year-old "Nancy" comic strip. Fans are outraged because it's actually funny
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Trump declares that Russia has not done anything to warrant sanctions. But he said it in the toughest way possible, so it's totally cool
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists use "DNA" to try to find lost siblings. Maybe they should try Ancestry.com or 23andme
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Wed April 18, 2018
(KFGO Fargo)
 
 
 
I'm a shark. I'm a shark. Cancel your contest. I'm a shaaark
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
If you haven't seen Twiggy the water skiing squirrel, this weekend is your last chance
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Politician ridiculed for claim that ancient texts show India invented the internet. In his defense there are an awful lot of depictions of the Kama Sutra on the net
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The importance of the first few seconds in creating an iconic video game theme
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
For some reason, a reporter is saying the Pittsburgh police were warned to wear riot gear tomorrow, if by some chance a popular prosecutor working on a high profile case gets fired. Which would probably be good advice for Fark's servers, too
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Naked man dances in street after causing five-vehicle smashup because he's all fine in Westland, Michigan
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grassley to advance bill protecting Mueller despite McConnell's refusal to do so. TURTLE FIGHT
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Here's what to look for when deciding if advanced civilizations existed millions of years before us. Be careful with those pylon podium crystals
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump signed off on Syrian airstrikes and new sanctions on Russia on Friday, but he apparently changed his mind on the latter, AFTER Nikki Haley announced them. So he did what any real leader would do: Sent his TV friend out to throw her under the bus
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
♫ I left my heart*... in San Francisco... ♫ *along with my used needles, trash, urine and feces
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Trump 'considering' new sanctions on Russia, in much the same way subby considers jumping into a fifty-five gallon drum of spiders
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress is required to pass a budget that balances itself within 10 years; but thanks to the looming trillion-dollar deficits, that would require cuts the would be politically suicidal. So the Budget Cmte chair has a plan: Eliminate the Budget Cmte
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Indiana State Trooper pulls over SUV loaded with over 78 pounds of marijuana with estimated street value of $250,000. "Somebody's 4/20 is canceled"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman, 28, blows all $220,000 inheritance from her father in nine months - $150,000 on drugs, and the remaining $70,000 on alcohol, clothes and a car - which she later crashed. Added bonus: she's single
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out, cheating on his pregnant wife (or fiancée) is kind of Trump's thing. A new Playmate has emerged from when Marla was pregnant with not-Ivanka
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Google's AR microscope could detect cancer. Google "still no cure for cancer"
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"Murray was on The Death March west from Birkenau as Russian soldiers advanced from the east. He was tired, cold, and hungry. He saw something in the air, descending towards him. It hit him in the chest, and he caught it. A 2-lb piece of roast beef"
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(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Remember those new Russian sanctions Haley promised for today? Trump just found out about them
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
16 April 1947. The day France bombed Texas City, Texas
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos spends a rainy day whipping up pancakes for celebrities, not being grilled by Congress like that Zuck schmuck
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(Salon)
 
 
 
New NASA satellite is our best chance to find Earth 2, although I think Netflix is carrying it so really, no fancy satellite needed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Were you surprised by Donald Trump's tough stance in expelling Russian diplomats? So was Donald Trump
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
It's time to give Firefox a fresh chance (subby never left)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with Nigerian Prince at White House. Hopefully he'll bring that huge inheritance that he wants to split with Trump if Trump will front him half
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Allegiances are tested as Negan takes the war to The Council of Ricks, with Eugene and his magic bullets giving the edge. How will Morgan be written out? Who lives? Who dies? Will it be a cliffhanger? The Walking Dead season 8 finale, 9PM ET on AMC
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(US News)
 
 
 
Blake lost control after doing a wheelie, in which a cyclist increases torque to the rear wheel while pulling up on the front of bike, causing the front wheel to come off the ground and leaving the bike balanced only on the rear wheel
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Syracuse coach surprises QB with [testicular] cancer," in what has to be the worst motivational ploy in the history of organized sports
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gas up the SUVs and stock up on vodak. America is imposing tougher sanctions on Russia. This is the part of the movie where someone says "Hold onto your butts"
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
You know you are having a bad day when you are riding your bike and get hit by a car, and then the ambulance taking you to the hospital crashes into another car, requiring 3 more ambulances to be dispatched. Xzibit nods with approval
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Titanic the Musical sinks during maiden performance, everyone forced to abandon theater
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A version of Typhoid that is resistant to all oral antibiotics save one is spreading in Pakistan. Doctors advise that we can either start taking antibiotic resistance seriously or get ready for a thinning of the herd
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(Middle East Monitor)
 
 
 
Russia calls for Emergency UN meeting and is considering sending advanced missiles to Syria
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Amidst all the hoopla, rhetoric, and missile attacks are two unanswered questions: 1) How did Trump get the UK and France to go along with him, and 2) What's next?
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Mark Sanchez suspended four games for violating PED policy. Sanchez: "I don't think 'performance enhancing' means what you think it means"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Huey Lewis cancels 2018 tour after losing his hearing. He's going for treatment and is hoping to be back in time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cohen the Fixer also negotiated settlement for RNC deputy finance chair who impregnated Playboy model
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Having destroyed racism, sexism, bigotry, and ignorance in their state, South Carolina lawmakers consider banning sale of energy drinks to minors
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(Standard Digital (Kenya))
 
 
 
Lady Maureen's tour for her debut album postponed for six months, because she, her band and backup dancers are all in jail for playing a gig in another country without first securing any sort of permits
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sens. Grassley and Feinstein will give up some nap time and hold hearings on "protect Mueller" bill next week. Seems there's a teensy weensy itty bitty chance he might need protecting
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Banquet Salisbury steaks recalled for "bone contamination." Three instances of "minor oral injury" have been reported
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes says 29 of 30 MLB teams are valued at a billion dollars or more. Tampa Bay still on the clearance rack
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Heinz is creating "Mayochup," and it sounds an awful lot like Utah fry sauce. "As a white, middle-class male raised in Utah, this might be my only chance ever to be on the business end of cultural appropriation. I CHOOSE TO BE FULLY AGGRIEVED"
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
VE Day is coming up, which means it's time for Russia to get its fancy new toys out for the Victory Day parade
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
20-year Texas pediatrician suspended for yelling "Satan" at patients, announcing he is late because of sex with his fiancee, rolling around the hallway with a dog, smacking a coworker's butt, kissing a coworker, and stating he is now single. Ta-da
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just accepted a great job offer with a company contingent on a background check. Criminally, I'm fine, but I was a sex worker. I called it freelance work on my resume. Is that the wrong kind of prostituting for business?"
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Wed April 11, 2018
(TV NewsCheck)
 
 
 
Sinclair clarifies what it meant by "fake news sources" in its viral "anchors held hostage" video. And it's...drumroll please...CNN
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Moby gets jealous of Morrissey's self-importance and bad press
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Noted citrus fancier Devin Nunes is threatening to "impeach" Rod Rosenstein and FBI director Christopher Wray if they don't hand over the document showing exactly who Mueller is authorized to investigate-which he needs because,..err..reasons
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says Fake News is a product of Hell, which apparently is back to existing
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
And now you know what the ancient Romans did without toilet paper. Ewwwwwwwwww
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses case under the ancient legal maxim of 'he who smelt it, dealt it'
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Frances Bean Cobain "absolutely" plans to pursue a music career
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anchors on Fox 5 DC have come under fire after they called an African American Houston teenager who was accepted to 20 different colleges "obnoxious," saying that he was depriving other hard-working students of spots at the schools
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Machete does battle with Cisco (CW 8ET) Later, on Black Lightning, Tobias does battle with Black Lightning (CW 9ET) Finally, on Legion, David does battle with The Shadow King, through interpretive dance and pantomime. (FX 10ET)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Life expectancy varies greatly among states. Tl;dr: Red bad, blue good
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity invites Jimmy Kimmel on his show after realizing the skeletons in his own closet will likely dance around like dis or dat
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Drunk granddad breaks into Mexican dance routine with sombrero after a few 'Sunday beers', leaves tourists bemused
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
You know Branch Rickey, the guy who signed Jackie Robinson to the Dodgers? The Library of Congress just digitized over 1,700 of his scouting reports. So if you ever wondered what he thought about Roberto Clemente, here you go
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump abruptly cancels South American getaway as he says a little prayer that Mueller will just walk on by
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You call that a romance novel? This [pulls out alligator] is a romance novel
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pitbull interrupts his own get rich quick real estate seminar to assure guests the pic of him and Ryan Seacrest isn't 'shopped. With special guest appearance by Sylvester Stallone
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not content with destroying U.S. stock market, Trump's new sanctions cause Russian stock market collapse and turns ruble into rubble
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember: Every mistake makes you wiser, stronger and less likely to get a security clearance
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(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago to the day, the single greatest episode of Star Trek premiered, and it changed the face of the franchise forever
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Sun April 08, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK man hurt wrestling "public nuisance" ram. *checks out photo* OK, to be fair, that's one badass farkin' sheep. There are some who call him... Tim?
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
If you're the person who poured pee into the library bathroom's soap dispenser and air freshener, police are reviewing the surveillance video, so urine trouble
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Sat April 07, 2018
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
McDonald's Singapore chef visits Bhutan, comes back with recipe for red rice McPorridge, cooked with sweet potato, shiatake mushrooms, beancurd, corn and goji berries
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will Adam Cole become a double champ Bay-Bay? Will a UFC fighter take down a moon instead of a bus? How unsanctioned can a match get? Will the main event be a 100? NXT Takeover 8pm Main card, 7pm preshow WWE Network
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
10 of the world's longest non-stop commercial flights by distance. How many have you been on?
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Things that you find in a flea market: old appliances, hunting knives, and a lost 1924 Austrian film anticipating the Holocaust
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Usher spotted at Rockets game nails it during the Dance Cam
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doctors pull three-foot charger cable from man's penis after he used it to try to stop itching. That's long distance
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco home prices have gone up $1,222 per day over the 3 months ... but houses there sell in half the time of the average U.S. home
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Free meatballs served at testicular cancer event. What, no prairie oysters?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Did anything big happen at the Vancouver Canucks game you went to?" "I won $397,275 at their 50/50 raffle"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump administration is levying sanctions on Russian Oligarchs for the election interference that didn't happen, but if it did happen, it was to benefit Hillary. No collusion, you're the collusion
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Jimmy Buffet cancels concert due to weather being too cold. THANK YOU WEATHER
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Only 66% of millennials believe the earth is round? Oh my. Any chance we just go back to them eating Tide Pods?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer Feeling Pretty good after canceling interview with Sinclair-owned station
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Genetics research fails most of the world's population. Still no cure for cancer
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Cast of "The Walking Dead" honors superfan who lost battle with cancer. Made sure her headshot was clean and on point
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Sure, you've got the best pans, knives, and grill around.. But do you take care of them? Give us your best kitchen maintenance tips. Yes, just the tips
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Heading to San Francisco for an International Gaming Convention? You might want to brush up beforehand by watching that Star Trek episode where they time travel to the City in 2020
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If your life's dream has been to own Russell Crowe's jockstrap, here's your big chance
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold em', know when to cancel your tours and just walk away
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Will Julia become a god? What evil lurks in the Castle at the End of the World? Will we see more interspecies romance and cursing bunnies? It's The Magicians season finale discussion. The magic begins at 9pm on SyFy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This week is Trump's Festivus with all the airing of grievances only with more lies which means only one thing, next up are the feats of strength
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Senators and Sabres are playing for pride, the 'Hawks want to play spoiler to the Blues' postseason chances, and the Wild want to keep the Ducks out of it. It's the last Wednesday Night hockey thread this season, puck drops at 7:30 PM ET
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